The Sooper Podcast!

 THIS WEEK we have a Jess and we don't have a MATT!! We talk about rawdogging our interactions and feelings and emotions! Wow! ALSO let's talk about the guy who pretended to be the hoax shooter! A double hoax!! ALSO all of the right wing and left wing hoaxes. AND there was a cop and he did a thing and now everyone hates him. And the Trump shooting, of course. You have to listen right now. DO IT!!!  

THIS WEEK we have returned for the Summer! We have Jessica and we have no Matt, sorry Matt fans, he doesn't love you and doesn't care for you. WE get to talk 911 no more in Massachusetts, Skype gets annoying with artificial intelligence, and the abortion in Hungary thread!! ALSO we diagnose ALL of the mental problems and addictions in South Korea, el Sooper gets conspiratorial about Gavin Newsom and then he goes on and on about smartphones in schools! BAN THEM!! He admits to being a massive hypocrite. Then we solve the world's problems, it's amazing!! Go listen now!! To the sooperpodcast! It has returned!! 

IT'S THE RETURN OF THE SOOPERPODCAST!!! It's been four long months but we have finally been able to figure out our schedules to talk some politics!! Then we mostly ignore politics!! WOW!!! This month's podcast includes incredible life-fulfilling stories about bus attacks!! Bathroom stall false imprisonment!! The nuking of tweetdecks and multiple decks, if you're into that sort of thing!! Football updates! Questionable Nikki Haley tweets!! Butthole riders of ocean waves!! Soopermexican's tequila funds and funny people we've seen live. WOW!! Also some politics!! You have to go listen right now!! It's the "this is weird and I don't like it!" podcast!! 

THIS WEEK Grand Admiral Matt Dawson returns from his exile!! We talk about two shootings, why everyone hates YouTube pranksters, and why Jamaal Bowman pulled the fire alarm in Congress!! We durn have a few laughs and then we talk some local Louisiana politics! ALSO flooding in New York!! Finally, white people board games!! No Jess this weekend she's durn helping her friends move instead!! Go listen right now!! 

THIS WEEK we return with JESS in the first Hurricane Hilary podcast!! El Sooper under threat of death and drowning!! El Sooper talks about dying in the hurricane also then they talk about Elon Muskboy destroying Twitter  and Tweetdeck but why it is a noble sacrifice. And there's an arguing with white people update!! Then we discuss the difference between the Mayan calendar and the Aztec calendar!! ALSO el Ronaldo the Second settles the big big Ketchap debate! WOW!! And the hurriquake kills el sooper. ALSO how is DeSantis' campaign doing? Ooof. And Short white people privilege. And the best race riot everrr!! And why Jess will hit el Sooper with a chair. Listen to the last sooperpodcast before jess takes over after he dies! WOW!! 

We have restorted the podcast!! We get an adult progeny update from Jess and then we discuss whether we should sue MATT, who isn't there, also Jess tells us all the horrific details that we missed about the imploding submersible from a month ago. ALSO el Sooper discusses the origins of a very obscure tweet he put out in the universe, then we talk about the ads we're getting served also we make fun of people in the papillondemonium and their friends. ALSO el sooper gives an arguing with black people update that will not disappoint. Or maybe it will. Then there's tweetdeck and twitter drama. Wow! What a cast! Also tips on dealing with those rascally Gen-Xers. And then there's about 20 seconds about actual politics. Go listen now!! 

WE FINALLY HAVE A NEW PODCAST and el Sooper admits that he done came down with the COVID, possibly after hanging out with fat comic book nerds and slutty superhero cosplay chicks. Then she tricks him into being way tooo open and personal about his new anxiety issues so you're gonna be subjected to that. It's a racing mind problem!! Then he talks about going to the emergency room and being completely forsaken by a nurse. Also!! El Sooper attacks parents of dead children what a jerk!! Then there's an arguing with black people update and accidental carjacking update. Also a stuck in a public bathroom update!! ALSO Twitter ads thinks I'm a cat mother, and that I am interested in bras for women with small boobs while Jess gets ads for bras for elderly women. ALSO el Sooper talks about a really dumb tweet about socialism and capitalism and he SNAPPED! So you have to hear about it. Also Matt poops on Twitter. AND the shattle!! You have to go listen now!! 

THIS WEEK we return to the wisdom and virtue of the podcast that is sooper!! We have Jess this time and no MATT! We talk a little politics but mostly el Sooper talks about debating a very large black man who could probably beat him up! Wow! Also Jess talks about her accidental carjacking attempt, and el Sooper turns that into a serious topic like a big unfunny jerk. ALSO we talk about how Elon Musk stole our emotions and he's holding them ransom!! THEN el SOoper talks about his experiment with handing over his Twitter account to the nefarious grasp of the ChatGpT artificial intelligence!! THEN Jess encourages him to keep doing it and he does while recording and the results are horrible! Wow you have to listen!! Also Jess gets indicated. Go listen now!!! Hashtag community engagement!! 

IN THIS EDITION of the SooperPodcast we discuss the indication of Trump, as he understands it, with the one and only Yass-Kween, Jessica Heddings!! Will it be better for him or worse? More importantly will be better for us or the world?! ALSO we talk about the BING-BOT and the Bing-Matt, there's a phantom feminine sneeze, and the threat of violence. And also some Huckabeez honor code versus law and order! Are you a clippy? Then we sell some more of Stirewalt's books. Finally a self-own update!! You have to go listen now!! 

This episode is a shorter one, we basically just let Matt brag on and on about his dumb painting that is taking the internet by storm. Ok, it's actually pretty cool. We talk a little about politics, but not a lot. It's the return of the Matt, part two!!! 

This podcast the matt returns. What else do you need? it's the return of the matt!!! 

THIS WEEK we finally record again!! It's me and Jess and we talk about a whole lotta stuff hooboy! We discuss the cycle of self-inflicted stupidity and exaggeration! Also Jess yass-queens all over Nikki Haley and tries to be subtle about it, but fails! El Sooper talks about the Second Ronald declaring war on the College Board and winning!! Also how Trump called him a groomer! ALSO Little Peter Booty-judge!! Single short people writing for the New York Times, whether George Soros backed the Second Ronald, and whether people know that el Sooper is a big jerk!! Also should we be terrified of creepy chatbot Sidney and their indefatigable love for humanity?! ALSO who wrote this really dumb thing about people who make half a million dollars in the suburbs of New Jork City?! And finally, a great Twitter thread from an account with a greek statue in the avatar, and what that means. Here's hint: it's not good!! ALL on this week's very late SooperPodcast!!! Wow, go listen now!! 

THIS WEEK on the second podcast of the 2023rd year since the year of our Lord, we have a Jessica and we talk about all sorts of stuff like the classified document scandal and God making us all hypocrites, also the lure of the Waffle House!! THEN we talk some snort scale and Netflix recommendations and the bone apple tea!! Then the plot thinnens someone smells my toots on the mastadon!! ALso some popcorn buttering protestant work ethic, the big regional hamburger debate, how Seinfeld ruined all sitcoms, and the purpose of makeup!! Wow!! You have to go listen while I go dry clean my mask and cape!!! 

This is the first sooperpodcast of the new year. Unfortunately, our new year mirth turned to despair because right after we stopped recording there was a horrific injury to Damar Hamlin during the Buffalo Bills game minutes later. I feel heartbroken and I hate that the tone of the podcast doesn't fit how horrible I feel right now. But, well, there it is. 

Hi, how are you?! This week we have a Jess and she's just OK! We talk about tootin as always and also the Twitter files and the smug underscore jerk guy on twitter, also substations of my mind imploding! Then we talk about mexicansplaining, and after the plot thickened we talk about interlocking foam pellets, also WHO turned off the electricity in North Carolina and also el SOoper explains why English is his second language why he doesn't have a first language! WOW!! You have to listen now!! Also some sports, sorry. Go Bills!! 

Hi, how are you? I'm good, how are you? It's another sooperpodcast and this time we have Jessica Heddings again! We get some scruples and go top of mind with our post-election analysis, and you're not gonna wanna miss this! We talk about the mystery of water-beds, and sauntering within the radius of victory! ALso telegram, Master Don, the Trump Bucks, hashtag TCOT, the trouble with Elon Musk and fentanyl halloween candy!! Finally, we get the bell out of here! Go listen now!! 

 Hi! How are you? I'm good, how are you? We're back after a mextended hiatus and we have tons of excuses. This week el Sooper talks about his surprise trip to Buffalo and Jess talks about scaring herself for Halloween! What a weirdo. We have a Halloween decoration update and we tear up the argument surrounding Elon Musk buying up Twitter and forcing the bluechecks to pay him money! ALSO how he universe escrewed el sooper and how always has to say ackshooally on the slave statistics! That's sad! ALSo we talk about fentanyl candy and marijuana candy and people failing to make jokes in the papillondemonuium! WOW it's jam packed this week!! Hope you enjoy it, go listen now!! 

THIS WEEK we have Just OK Jessica with us and el Sooper apologizes for the audio quality on the last podcast, but I am listening to the new one right now and it sounds great!! We get the morning report from Just OK Jessica and also we talk about whether sparse is a word, it is, and el Sooper laughs a whole lot at the White House press secretary. He says something probably racist about immigrants and then yells at people to get some scruples, stop watching movies on smaller screens because you're destroying Western society dammit. There's also a little sports talk, sorry people, but el Sooper almost killed an NFL player and he feels really bad about it. GO ENJOY!!! 

THIS WEEK we have pretty bad quality for el Sooper and great audio quality for Jess, we're very sorry. We'll fix it on the next one. BUT THIS WEEK we talk about the Bills game that Sooper went to, and also some Martha's Vineyard craziness and also general immigration comments and also whether Atlanta is better than Boston, also why the Kaepernick thing is dumb and also why a lot of other things are dumb!! It's SOOO fun!! Also how Jess's quarterback did something dumb that she didn't see because she doesn't even watch her games. Amazing. GO LISTEN!!

THIS WEEK we have a MATT and we don't have a JESS!! We talk a little bit about politics but we mostly do the pop culture documentaries and shows on the streaming. So there are a lot of spoilers, sorry!! Avoid those, but enjoy the podcast. Also we talk about Dr. Oz. And comic book movies and how animals are AMORAL rapists and MURDERERS. And comic book nerds. It's great, GO LISTEN RIGHT NOW. 

THIS WEEK WE HAVE A JESS. We talk about all sorts of stuff including why do the little childrens keep turning on the subtitles on all our streaming services? What the hell is Seattle Dan talking about anyway?!? We do some other griping and then el Sooper harangues people also we talk about how technology is subtly changing our culture, and also has Twitter actually gotten worse?!? Let's all find out together on the latest and greatest sooperpodcast! WOW! 

THIS WEEK we have a MATT!! WOW!! We don't talk about politics at all, really! Only tangentially. We got a Matt and we talk all about the Netflix stuff and the Star Wars stuff and the Marvel Movie stuff!! So it suffices to say that there will be spoilers!! It's a MATT all pop culture podcast!! Also we look back at the latchkey kids and we blame Gen-X for the millennial snowflakes!! WOWW!! You go, you go listen now!! 

THIS WEEK we're back and we got a JESS but no Matt he's gone. THIS WEEK Jess talks about her COVIDcation and we talk a lot about the incredible polling results from Hispanics and also why el Sooper is a man, not a breakfast taco!! Jess yass-queens for a while and then el Sooper discusses suppurating and Elon Musk and Twitter and Trump and how awful science and medicine was in the 1700s, hooray!! It's another almost-hour of wisdom, virtue and goodness for your ears and your brains!! WOW! 

THIS WEEK we're back and we got a JESS but no Matt he's gone. We talk about Jess's continued obsession with hating Taylor Lorenz, and we have a sooper black people update. We talk about the generational gap about job expectations and make fun of the people fired by Elon Musk. Then Jess Yas-Queens herself for a while and el Sooper talks about the temperature. Also he figures out he's been off for decades. AND he talks about conspiracy theories and eggs and stingrays and economics podcasts and the shrinking middle class and old people at doctor's offices. WOW!! Go listen now!! 

THIS WEEK we have a shorter version of the sooperpodcast with just a short person, the inimitable Jess Heddings!! No MATT edition, and we kinda lucked out given how the podcast veered out of control. Jess goes off about Taylor Lorentz and the insane controversy around her, and then she starts yes-queening herself! Also there's a vocal fry university of podcasting primer and we talk about the Georgia primaries and also el Sooper talks about how he scared a nice black couple! Darn it. You have to go listen right now!! It's the Sooperpodcast!! 

YES it is here!! The Sooperpodcast where we discuss why we're dumb!! We finally connect the dots after a decade of podcasting and more than 462 podcasts!! It's very exciting. Also we talk about Matt's new job and Jess's ma'am life crisis and whether short people are creepy. Also we find out one of the co-hosts is a tiny person hoarding tiny notebooks. ALSO we talk about nursing home disasters. Not good. And some abortion stuff, and then el Sooper goes NUTS yelling about the incompetence of the Biden administration! WOW!! You have to listen now!! And there's an 80s movie reference. What more do you want?! Also el Sooper argues with Mother Nature and tells her she's a rapist and a murderer!! Go listen right now!! Before we kick your face!! 

THIS WEEK it's just el Sooper and el MATT!! We do everything we can to avoid talking about politics but eventually we ride the slippery slope into it all! We talk Soosicalls, the horror movie musicals, the time that Gallagher was a big jerk to Carrot Top, Elon Musk saving the Tweepublic, and why el Sooper is very very much against paying off student loans. ALSO el Sooper soopsplains the Great Resignation to Matt!! ALSO el Sooper is very optimistic but then argues himself into being very pessimistic! It's great! And we talk a little bit of NFL draft, but not a lot, sorry non-football fans. ALSO matt talks about the cost of discipleship and el Sooper talks about a great YouTube video called the guy who accidentally the most people in history! WOW!! You have to go listen right now!! 

Hello everyone it's the new sooperpodcast and we have a MATT and we have Jess, but we barely have a Soopermexican!! That's because I had to call in from my iPhone and I sound terrible. I'm very very sorry. if you can bear to listen, we talk about the dems shooting themselves in the foot and how wonderful it all is, and also a little bit on Jan. 6 and also on the Florida parental rights law and why is it dividing people on the right?! Yes, you must listen now. Also Matt is there. And he talks about being unfollowed by someone. It's very cool. Also we learn what Sooper's pronouns are!! WOW!! Go listen right now!!

THIS WEEK we have the one and only Jess and only Jess!! We talk about some politics but mostly how Jess is perilously heading towards being an empty nester and how sharks tried to eat el Sooper whilst he vacationed at Newport Harbour. Also is there anyone who knows anything about industrial design?! Then we talk about the state of the Republican party and also el Sooper says he is not against dogs having tails at all. And a little bit about the Oscars SLAP but very little, we promise. THEN he deciphers his screenname on Twitter for all those who uninitiated. And then el Sooper betrays the patriarchy!! Also how do you say TACOnservative?!? WOW, go listen now!! 

THIS WEEK we are unable to get that very short lady to join us, so it's an ALL MATT podcast for all of you big matt fans!! We barely talk any politics, it's mostly pharma stories, playing G.I. Joes, Hershey's bars, and all the horrible satanic things girls do in middle school. WOW!! You have to go listen right now!! 

THIS WEEK on the Sooperpodcast we have MATT again and also Jessica!! WOW!! This week Jess asks a very very long question that is so long el Sooper forgets what it was. THEN we talk about why Ukraine is Brittany with an I, and why social media made us hate Putin and love Zelensky!! Then el Sooper yells a whole and curses, which is what so many of you love!! He yells about conspiracy theories and then about mask tweets for some reason and he probably regrets it now that he has to publish the podcast. WOW!! Also theological hubris and pride and Jennifer Griffin and they didn't watch Ted Lasso and more Ukraine stuff I think. Go listen right now!! 

THIS WEEK we got Matt for another mexclusive engagement!! Though he doesn't talk much this time. We DO chat about why you need an air fryer and an instapot terror weapon!! Also we catch you up on world war 3 or 4 or whatever war we're on, and then we read some funny tweets and then we tell you our favorite streaming television show picks! WOW!! Also Jess talks about all the dead woodland animals that appear on her door stoop. Also some obnoxious guy talking about reading books at a bar!! THEN we go over the Gettr and the Truther and the Franker!! Also we talk about the lameness of the New Orleans Breakers!! Wow!! You have to go listen now!! 

THIS WEEK we have a sooper special guest, the one and only Matt Dawson, by popular demand!! We find out what he's bene up to in the year since he said he was “going out for a smoke” and then never came back! WOW! He tells us about his new job and also how he laces his paintings with fentanyl! Actually I guess I make that accusation and he never really denies or confirms it. WOW! Also Jess is there and she gets all upset about Aldi's or something. Matt tells us some more pharmacy stories then we talk about the Superbowl and how Mexicans say Valentine's Day wrong. WOW! You have to go listen right now!! It's the current events podcast with Matt and Jess! 

THIS WEEK we return with more half-assed coverage of the news that happened 30 minutes before we record!! WOW!! El Sooper and Jess waste a bunch of time talking about their technological setbacks, then they talk about Brian Flores' racist lawsuit against the NFL!! Also there is a Georgia dumpster fire update, we talk some Stacey Abrams ridiculousness, then there are pity retweets, chimney peppers and Aldi's discount outrages!! Then there are a few papillondemonium updates, and the sofa puddle cure. WOW!! You have to go listen right now!! 

THIS WEEK we return to the podcast mines!! El Sooper makes his glorious return from New York City and Buffalo and Kansas City and various other places in between!! El Sooper regales the listener with tales from his visit with the lovely and gracious Dana Perino!! ALSO he thrills the listeners with his attendance at the legendary Patriots Bills game! And the pivotal Jets Bills game!! And the crushing disappointment of the Chiefs game!! Also Jess is there, listening. We finally eventually get to politics and talk the Doocy insult, how to say processes, whether Russia will invade Ukraine and if Biden will even notice, and then the stock market collapsing and why el Sooper is not a financial advisor. WOW!! Also updates from the world of the Papillondemonium!! You have to listen now!! 

THIS WEEK we drop Jess for not being Mexican enough and we have a super guest to discuss the ridiculousness of the Latinx movement! Also we make fun of Alec Baldwin's wife because she cannot pronounce cucumber! WOW! It's everything you ever wanted in a mexican conservative year end show!! Also I am not a Jewish lawyer from Burbank pretending to be Mexican, I promise!! Happy New Year!!! 

THiS WEEK we are back from a loooong unintended Christmas break!! Not my fault. What IS my fault is that I stupidly ate some almonds right before we recorded. I almost died. THEN Jess and I talked about our Christmas and how tamales are incredible and why we both suck at the sooper fantasy football league! Wow!! THEN we talk about the Si-D-Si and whether they are hypocritical and corrupt and trying to kill everyone, also why everyone is getting off the canoe. Is that even a saying? Not really. ALSO booing the Trump booster, arrogance and incompetence, why the tweetdeck preview is horrible but why it is good for el Sooper's stock portfolio. ALSO let's all do some less licking during COVID please. Finally, el Sooper screws up and turns off his computer halfway through and then there's horrible audio for a while, sorry. And there's a mention of Dana Perino and the secret DMs. WOW!! You have to go listen right now, go, stop wasting time!! 

THIS WEEK we finally get back to podcastin' after taking a turkey break. El Sooper discusses his devices and how men buy him beer at bars, also we talk about the downfall of Chris Cuomo, then Jess tries to get me to explain the mystery of the Patriot Front. I fail at that. Then I go deep on the transphobic murder crime conspiracy of Sabrina Prater and her hint-droppin' TikTok dance videos!! WOW!! Then Jess gives us netflix recommendations and we make fun of food snobs, but then become food snobs. What a roller coaster!! Also Jess laughs so hard she breaks her computer! WOW! And you're invited, for free!!! Go listen now!! 

THIS WEEK we talk about whether Jess's friends make fun of her, and then el Sooper forgets how long it's been since they recorded last!! Also el Sooper recounts how he got sick at the Buffalo Bills game on Halloween! That's not almonds, and it's not the vid!!  Then we have some rank punditry, insofar as that is possible, also we talk about the cracker barrel video and also we talk about milk elitism and lactose privilege, and also we talk about Tara Setmayer who has utterly and completely lost it. LOST IT. Then we discuss CRT and how el Sooper hates good teachers!! WOW!! Then he talks crap about that new META commercial! Also does anyone know what the heck Jessica is talking about?!? Hopefully we'll find out. Wow go listen now stop reading and listen!! 

THIS WEEK el Sooper and Jess talk about the love language of cats, also a thorough assessment of the virtues and evils of candy corn. Ma'am. There are kitchen fingers and then el Sooper goes on about PORTS and the development of shipping containers wow!! We go back, way back, to a previous guest and discuss at length the sources of all our supply chain issues. THEN el sooper definitely forgets to erase a thing that he should not have said at all. LOOK FOR IT! It happens when you least expect it. ALSO the contradiction at the heart of the Critical Race Theory debate and also that dude from the Associated Press is real jack@$$!! And we talk about the View! And there is a bad word.  Sorry. Also bad photograph podcasting. HOW MEXCITING! Go listen now. 

THIS WEEK the candied yam ma'am and el sooper talk about our long national nightmare being over, then we wonder why Superman is being accused of loving a dude named Luis. ALSO we talk about California's new law banning gas-powered equipment and the illegal alien uprising against it! Then el Sooper gives advice about what candy to give out at Halloween, it's horrible, also we talk some transgender misreporting, and then Jess tries to make el Sooper sad with the final few minutes but he REFUSES to fall for it!! WOW! Go listen now!! And raise your kids dammit. They're like prisoners. 

THIS WEEK we got the candied yam ma'am Jessica Heddings, and we discuss how she is a cravings slave!!Also el Sooper encourages people to drink grass, even though he drinks a trans-margarita. Then el sooper gives us a history lesson about money-lending and what Aristotle told the Catholics. WOW! Also crass commercialism and the horrible free market. ALSO we have a great conversation about a controversy surrounding a hit netflix foreign movie with subtitles. IT'S GREAT!!! Also el sooper defends the free market. Again. THen he defends the two Petito cops!! WOW! Go listen now!!

This WEEK we got a JESS and we talk a lot about how old we are and our ailments, just like old people!! Drink your leafy greens and defund your butts!! El Sooper gets hit by a trans-margarita, who was NOT a margarita on her birth certificate, he gets falsely accused of being a gout-spreader, and then we talk some CSI:Cat edition. ALSO there's the first part of a new four part weekly segment!! Then el SOoper discusses his big problem with disappearing indigenous people and the conspiracy theory twitter brain thinking that has ensnared the liberals. ALSO el Sooper chokes on almond live on the podcast!! And he blames nurse Jilly for it. WOW!! All this and more on the this week's edition of the SooperTransMargaritaCast!! 

THIS WEEK we have a Jess and we talk about whether 2020 is worse or better than 2021!! It's a pretty great time. We talk a lot about how awful everything is, and then we talk AOC at the Met Gala, also el Sooper talks about how the horrible horrible humanitarian crisis at the border and also the horrible horrible humanitarian crisis in Afghanistan that no one cares about! WOW! Also we thank the New York Times. Don't cancel us. ALSO we talk about the FDA and the Aususuk, the UkAusus, the USdoctorOCK tripartite agreement for nuclear subs that are not nuclear. WOW!! Then el Sooper talks about how he was so so right about the Sept. 18 protest, so you're gonna be subjected to that. Then there's the greatest twitter thread of kids saying creepy stuff ever!! You'll love it. It's early Halloween stuff. Enjoy! You must go listen now!! 

THIS WEEK we got another stirring podcast for you, but mostly it's full of Jessica angrily denouncing Biden over the debacle in Afghanistan. Not so much fun. THEN el Sooper makes fun of the pillow guy some more. And the Kraken Lady and also Lin Manuel!! Also let's see, there's alligator news and elevator news and we combine them together for laughs!! Then there's the stripper girl powerpoint and the two-month delta cycle!! Also there's some personal Jess disaster hurricane news!! Also are air conditioners making us weak?! Also there are cows in trees, and then El Sooper talks about modern day John Adams!! And it is very depressing. Go forth and betray the cause!! Also listen to the podcast now!!

OK so we're a little late this week because WOW is politics depressing. Anyway we finally get down to business, and unfortunately, we talk about Afghanistan for a long time. We apologize. THEN we talk about slightly less depressing stuff that we can make fun of, like the origins of the sad gypsy cat and how el Sooper became KING of the possums!! Sorry Matt. Also there's a Matt update and el Sooper does a Matt impersonation which everyone loves. Also I discover that Ben Dreyfuss is my Afghanistan, then we talk some landlord stuff and also Y the last man and also Clarissa Ward and the case of the stupid Twitter gotcha-brains!! Also we tackle the wokey-ban. WOKEY-BAN!! You must listen go listen now. 

WE ARE BACK!! We are back to come and GETT'R with our gweets!! Get ready for some gweets while we say goodbye to the fleets!! This week we talk all about the great big COVID mess! WOW!! That's not a lot of fun. It's all just frustration and death and catsup junkies. Then we talk some China and Olympics, is that right? Not sure. Also Andrew Cuomo is a hot mess and we got the return of lickerish!! We got some MATT updates and joy thieving puppies, and then we all HIPAA violate each other. Also I tell a crackhead story! ALSO the strange saga of New Mexico House of Representatives Speaker and Whip Rep. Sheryl Williams Stapleton (D-Corruption)!!! And all them damn foreigners are bringing the hoax virus across our borders!!  Enjoy, we're back!! 

THIS WEEK we get Jess yet again!! WOW!! We talk about Don DeSantis a lot, because someone made us!! Also some Joe Rogan talk, and a lot about Jonah Goldberg forcing me to watch pornographic cable television scenes... indirectly. WOW! You have to listen right now!!

THIS WEEK on the 437th sooperpodcast, we have the illustrious petite sophisticate Jessica Heddings on the show!! And it didn't take a month to do it! WOW! We mostly bore you with details from our lives and then we get into the nittiest of gritties!! Glorious glorious politics!! El Sooper explains why that incredibly popular conspiracy theory thread about single family homes being bought up by nefarious scheming corporation is mostly a bunch of bollocks. Excuse my foreign language. Then we talk some peacock, so I hope you're ready for some peacock talk!! Including a peacock impression. Also what's the deal with all of this unemployment? And wages going up and everything going up?! And what's the deal with this Chipotle raisin' their prices?! Go forth and listen with nary a care!! Also el Sooper explains frothiness and we don't mean his beer. Now go get some used eggs.

THIS WEEK WE HAVE THE GLORIOUS RETURN OF.... Jessica Heddings. Which is what you wanted, right? That's... who you wanted to return to the podcast. Jess. Yes. Jess. ALSO there is a SooperMexican and we talk mostly about the mystery of the etymological origin of catsup. Then we have almond updates and then Jessica forces el Sooper to talk about the lab leak theory and we're not talkin' incontinent labrador dogs. Also el Sooper talks his favorite topic - the newest conspiracy theories that are gnawing at the very fabric of our glorious Republic and destroying our faith in the pillars of society! Wooohoo!! Also we talk some flamin' Fauci email material. Also there is Christ consciousness and the DUMBs you have to hear about the DUMBs!!! There are explosions. It's great, and it's what the public demanded, kinda. Enjoy.

Hello, it's me the SMOTUS just updating you all on where we are on when you can expect a new sooperpodcast. WOW!! If Jess doesn't come back soon, I will start recording solo podcast and ain't nobody wants that.