TOSSER is a podcast by Ollie Skelton. He chats bollocks. Â Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
In 2014, 28-year-old German tourist Lars Mittank ran out of a Bulgarian airport, left all his belongings behind, and vanished into the forest—never to be seen again. In this episode, Ollie and Ro try to crack the code on one of the internet's strangest disappearances.
Ollie got punched in the face, Ro is questioning the future of QR-coded gravestones, and somewhere in Brisbane, a high school teacher is actually identifying as a cat. This week, we unpack why Ollie got randomly decked outside a bar (hint: men are fragile), whether Kourtney Kardashian's teenage son secretly has a kid, and if spy agencies are really out here advertising espionage jobs on LinkedIn. Plus, MAFS contestant Marina claims the show used AI to make her fluent in Italian—so is reality TV even real anymore? Is avoiding people in public the healthiest decision you can make? And what the hell is happening to Ollie's brain post-concussion? Welcome back to Restless.
Uni: a place where you either thrive or just barely survive. Ollie and Rojan break down the good, the bad, and the completely unnecessary parts of higher education. From cursed professors to the mystery of mature-age students, we cover it all—including why networking might actually be a scam. Also, should you date someone from your tutorial? (No.) And why is Ollie STILL mad about his journalism degree? This episode is sponsored by Afterpay!
Ollie's spiralling because his influencer-era is over—seven months of “creative freedom” (a.k.a. unemployment) have come to an end, and now he's staring down the barrel of corporate life. Ro, meanwhile, is deep in the science of why starving men crave curvy women (turns out, evolution is just as messy as modern dating). Elsewhere, Ollie embarrasses himself by DMing his TikTok twin (who is not responding), Drake is lurking around Australia throwing money at pretty women, and Ro is questioning if using a brown emoji when you're white is a subtle crime.
Ollie and Ro bring theirbetter (and hotter) halves, Nadia and Louis, onto the pod for aValentine's Day meltdown. Right away, it's chaos—Louisdefends his honor overThe McDonald's Incident, Ro confesses toreading his diary, and Ollie'sweird sock habit gets exposed.Then, arelationship quiz puts Ollie and Ro to the test—turns out,one couple is in sync, and the other is in trouble. They debatewho's pettier, whetherforcing your partner to dress better is a crime, and whyLouis almost got expelled for having dreadlocks.And then—a wild listener confession about a psychiatrist offeringcoke at a party. Is your therapist allowed to party?We get into it.
Ollie and Rojan are laying out all the dirt on anxious attachments, dark family secrets, and even a kitchen knife confession that'll knock you sideways. We're calling out nepotism, calling our own bullshit, and yeah, even dragging Ro's Dad into the madness—yogurt in the ocean, anyone?
Ollie says we need to change the date. Rojan spills on The McDonald's Betrayal, featuring late-night nuggets, a boyfriend meltdown, and a soda water crime scene. They also Curly Lewis Arson Fiasco (junkies, firebombs, wrong address—classic), and Ollie's new Pokémon obsession that's ruining his life. Plus, the Ryan Reynolds vs. Justin Baldoni PR War gets spicy, and Rojan decorates the studio with Shrek mugs and dodgy online finds.
Ollie and Rojan dive headfirst into the universe with Dr. Kirsten Banks, astrophysicist, and professional space yapper. The crew gets their minds blown as Kirsten breaks down black holes that eat way more than they should, the infinite weirdness of dark matter, and why Venus melts everything that touches it. Spoiler: Saturn's not walkable, but it's still cool. Rojan goes wild over meteors, Ollie tries to figure out if aliens are watching us (probably not), and the group explores parallel universes, spaghettification, and why the Milky Way is basically a giant pizza. Turns out the universe has a wicked sense of humor, and Kirsten's here to prove it. It's part science lesson, part existential crisis, and 100% chaos as the gang unpacks why Earth might just be the lamest tourist spot for aliens. .
Ollie admits he's a Taoist (kinda?), Ro survives a Jewish wedding (sweat, chairs, and no one knows why), and Albo's out here waging war on beach cabanas like he's got nothing better to do. We dive into insane wedding traditions (why are grooms in Korea getting smacked with fish?), cringe confessions (hello, pocket pussy disaster), and Ollie accidentally texts his boss about beetroot. Also, gender reveal burnouts are a thing, and they're as dumb as they sound.
Rojan rolls into the studio wearing a bubble skirt that Ollie says looks like “a nappy rolled into a dress,” while he's flexing mismatched socks and an Australia Day hat no one asked for. Fashion? Dead on arrival. They roast family Christmases—forced bonding, random lunch guests, and Persian-ified traditions (right after Ollie accidentally calls Rojan Serbian—he's lucky to still be alive). The Ins and Outs List gets wild: bubble skirts are IN, run clubs and P Diddy are OUT, and doomscrolling can die already. It's festive, dysfunctional, and full of bad takes.
Ollie and Ro welcome Tim Abbott—meme king, podcast fan, and self-invited guest who slid into the guest seat like he owned it. The crew revisits the heated barefoot-in-the-office debate (spoiler: it's still gross), unpacks Lily Philips' wild plan to bed 1,000 dudes in a day, and bond over their mutual beef with radicalised Swifties. Tim also opens up about his restless energy, the highs and lows of the online world, and the struggle of pretending to adult while staying true to his chaos.
Ollie hates toes, Ro defends demonic vibes, and somewhere in there, we accidentally solve Australia's housing crisis (not really). We unpack the CEO killer drama—hero or psycho?—while reminiscing about millennial childhood trauma and screaming about Birkenstock stains. Plus, the ultimate debate: toes in the office—freedom or felony?
Ollie kicks things off with Baby Chino, a song so weird Ro demands it becomes a TikTok trend. They dive into Aussie slang drama—apparently, calling someone “champ” is the ultimate insult—and Ollie flexes his nerdy superpower by naming every U.S. president. Ro interrupts a lot (classic), but they somehow pull off an improv.
Grandpa Joe hits 300 years old, and we still can't figure out how to turn off his machine. Ollie spirals into TikTok jealousy and Rojan admits to being an Instagram-blocking, journal-reading psycho back in her relationship rookie days. We talk Love Is Blind Habibie and how one man lost his girl to belly dancing. Plus, Katy Perry ruins a mum's life, a sex doll causes a roadside scandal, and why Aussie music has gone to shit.
What would you prefer: real c*nt or fake nice? Would you actually like yourself if you met you? And what's the deal with armrests on planes? Ollie shares the tragic tale of his Stan audition and reveals why he's probably not winning an Oscar anytime soon.
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Ollie asks Ro if she scored $2 million from his scratchy, would she share? Ro discusses into her “engagement ring nightmare,” laying down some brutal ground rules: no Gollum-inspired, medieval vibes, please. Ollie accuses Ro of letting one rip in the office kitchen. Ro's got a defense ready (“squeaky shoes”), but Ollie's dead-set on exposing her. They spiral into a TikTok black hole, dissecting the “Muslim Undertaker” and casually discussing life after death.
Ro's a blood-sucking vampire, Ollie's a Soprano, and it's the chaotic Halloween special. We try the Dua Lipa pickle drink (tastes like a Big Mac?), Ollie's dead Papa drops in for a ghostly beatdown, and Ro's plant spontaneously combusts – or was it a glitch in the matrix? Spooky stories, jalapeño juice, and self-love confessions. Happy Halloween, degenerates.
Ollie kicks off by comparing his “punchable face” to Ro's .While Ro calls out his mysterious weight loss phase (spoiler: gastritis). Ollie recounts his dollhouse creation during Nadia's birthday celebration—creepy or cute? Ro isn't sure. A listener confesses to stealing from their own girlfriend, blaming it on an innocent housemate, leaving Ollie spiraling into a rant about childhood theft.
Ollie's convinced Ro's obsession with getting constant feedback is killing the pod, but Ro's all about the critiques. This week, Ollie talks about his latest DIY disaster—a dollhouse for Nadia that Ro rates a solid 5/10, calling it more "murder scene" than romantic gesture. Ollie defends his “golden penis” status in the family, while Ro embarrasses herself in a geography quiz.
Ollie declares Sneaky Sound System as his personal entrance theme, Ro questions whether Candy Shop is hers. Ollie casually admits to flashing his dad-bod during Nadia's corporate Zoom call. He's unemployed. A listener confesses to licking a friend's urine (not a kink, allegedly), leaving Ollie barely holding it together while Ro tries to move on from the “urine slurp heard 'round the world.
Ollie is convinced Ro's obsession with professionalism is killing their vibe, but Ro insists on making press releases a thing. Things get spicy with Persian crackers, a Mormon soda fact, and a poorly executed fast food improv skit that might just be the cringiest thing yet. Along the way, childhood bullying comes up, Ollie admits to crying during The Whale, and Ro confesses a cringe-worthy car incident.
Ollie's rocking sockless shoes and crusty lips, while Rojan relives her childhood trauma of losing Snowy Marshmallow—her family's fluffy white dog (spoiler: the parents gave it away). We talk traffic jams, bush pit stops, and a confession about a BBQ-scented… well, you'll just have to listen. Plus, Ollie's casual approach to life (and stains) vs. Rojan's obsession with getting the podcast branding just right.
Been a minute, hope you're well! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
That's it! Almost! We judge the MAFS final vows and also dive into all the rumours flying around at the moment because tell ya what, there's a bloody few of them. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
It's the pointy end of MAFS but who's actually going to make it to the finish line? Ollie and Chantelle hypothesise ahead of the final few episodes (and the reunion) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
We mourn the loss of our favourite relationship (Lucimothy), dive into the history of the MAFS skivvy and Ollie does an impersonation of Mr John Aiken saying “daddy” while Chantelle looks in another direction. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
You be the judge! After Tim and I squash it, we talk being booze free and run clubs. Pre cool huh? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
I forgot my dates name and Stella dials in to give me her top 5 green flags RE: the opposite sex. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
No couple swap? Ollie has an interesting thought as to why it didnt happen this season, and Chantelle tries not to faint over Lucine and Timothy kiss we've all been waiting for. Plus, we ask ourselves: is relationship feedback ever a good thing? Or is it a recipe for disaster? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
We originally had planned for this to be a regular episode but it kinda turned into it's own ep. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
I am starting a revolution. ALSO, conversation cheat codes if you don't like sport. K?????Join the comp HERE Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
That dinner party was spicy and all things are not-nice wifey with Sara in the line of fire! Ollie & Chantelle also unpack the 176 things Jack was accused of this week and what the definition of cheating is in this bloody show!? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
A dog ATTACKED me, what's up with that? Rupert calls in to talk beige flags and I elaborate on your unpopular opinions. KISS HUG Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Hey i'm sorry the podcast is so short this week. I reckon i'll do another one this week to make up. ILY Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The audacity of Tori! Ollie calms down Chantelle as she dives into Tori's response to Timothy's table fisting during the dinner party, and singer-songwriter Ben drops by to tell us all about Ellie and...JONO. spicyyyyy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
I talk about my embarrassing Saturday, then I interview Australian comedian Aaron Gocs. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
We're diving into that dinner party, the couples who are on their deathbed and - speaking of death - our new MAFS intruders. Ollie also shares parts of his journal from his time on MAFS (book deal, anyone?) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
And why does Ollie work with a person who has a 33 dot pointed ick list?? And why do people want to f*ck their best friends s/o SO MUCH! All will be revealed on this weeks TOSSER PODCAST :P Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ollie and Chantelle talk intimacy week. And Collins calls in.Brought to you by Wild Secrets. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
It's Week 2 of MAFS and we have so many questions after Jayden split our brains in half. We also talk about loose unit Lauren and why we're obsessed with that energy, and Ollie and Chantelle ask each other: what idiots actually think ranking their partner is a good idea?Follow Ollie: www.instagram.com/skeltonollieFollow Chantelle: www.instagram.com/chantelleschmidtChantelle's recaps: https://www.pedestrian.tv/tag/mafs-recap/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ollie talks about Tahnee's leaked articles, Ruperts new found love, and I answer your questions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
It's Week 1 of MAFS and we're talking about car blowjobs, whether your friends (or lack thereof) can be a red flag, and your hosts Ollie and Chantelle ask themselves: if the sexual attraction isn't there from the get-go, is the relationship potential screwed?Follow Ollie: www.instagram.com/skeltonollieFollow Chantelle: www.instagram.com/chantelleschmidtChantelle's recaps: https://www.pedestrian.tv/tag/mafs-recap/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Joooodddddddieeeee Sloooooaaaan is a musical comedian from Canada. I really like her she is super talented and has 130k on TikTok so the public consensus does too. We talked f*ck boys, Playschool and then we actually did a duet which I think rivals Marvin Gaye and Tammy Tarell. Listen, rate and just let me know. ILY Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
It's Ollie vs The Press this week on the 'TOSSER' Podcast! He addresses Megan from "So Dramatic!" and her dissection of last week's episode with Al Perkins. Ollie also goes head-to-head with Daily Mail Showbiz reporter Ali Daher, questioning him about tipping off a pap! Wrapping up the show, Ollie delves into your confessions, responding to his call-out for your secret nobody knows about. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
MAFS and Love Island's Al Perkins joins Ollie Skelton on the 'TOSSER Podcast' this week. He sets the record straight on touching a Quokka, why he is a genius level troll and plays 'Villian or Not' with the new MAFS cast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Hello TOSSERS, Ollie here! A quick heads-up: If you haven't watched the latest season of Love Island Australia, this episode probably isn't for you.However, for those in the know, let's dive in. I was lucky enough to be joined by FRIENDS Nakia and Georgia who both played a significant role in this year's season of Love Island Australia 2023. We talk about all the highlights and lowlights from their season, including noodle hair, bad kisses, condoms on the day bed, Kale, Nate, Tyra, Andy, and just the whole bloody nine yards!Be sure to let me know what you think of the episode in the Q&A box!Wishing you a Merry Chrysler, Tosser. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ollie talks his break up with Tahnee. He relives his favourite moments of their time together and gives a shout out to you guys. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Ollie Skelton goes solo for this week on the 'TOSSER' podcast. He talks his TikTok awards snub, time travelling and why he thinks lycra is dumb and lame. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.