After Bedtime

Greg shares the details of his hotel check in from last Friday including the infamous family size lasagna. They discuss how excited they are about their new toy (hint: nothing to do with sex) and Greg gets a call mid-recording from John selling Las Vegas Vacations. The couple also does a little bit of detective work to learn more about the viral sensation Nathan Apodaca. Aka; the guy drinking ocean spray cranberry juice.... while skateboarding down a highway..... while lip syncing Fleetwood Mac.

Greg shares his experience taking Edison for a Covid-19 test and the two of them discuss the challenges of having to pull both kids out of school/daycare. They talk about Greg's camping trip where he booked an entire lake and only one friend showed up, as well as another copy cat podcast. No, not Stevan this time....

Greg and Emma chat about two excellent children's movies; Annie and Sing, which leads to their first date to Cirque Du Soleil. Greg provides a play by play of his road trip with Ophelia including visiting an Amish Sawmill and their mishap at the African Lion Safari. They finish the episode discussing Ophelia's first week of Kindergarten and try to decide whether or not their kids are smart.

Greg & Emma break down Ophelia's extreme meltdown and Eddies potty training progress. Greg has an idea to cure Covid-19 and Emma goes on a rant about automatic doors. Greg shares his review of two podcasts by Wondery. The Man in the Window and Detective Trapp.

Greg & Emma discuss taking the kids to day care and getting haircuts now that they are open. They also discuss how much Greg hates onions, unless they are at a county fair. It's a decent episode, not great, but you can be the judge.

Greg & Emma discuss sending the kids back to day care, their first time in a hotel in several months and their trip to an amazing remote lake in Northern Quebec for Greg's dads 60th birthday.

While discussing a recent trip to Pirate Ship park, Greg & Emma are hijacked by a surprise guest who uses stall tactics to try and filibuster their podcast (forecast). The couple reminisces about their backpacking trips to Asia and South America, which will likely never happen again. Greg shares a story about an experience with human trafficking. They also discuss homophobic videographer Cara Hamstra of Caramount Pictures and even get Ophelia's opinion on the matter. Greg offers to be an officiant for the wedding of Mallory Arthur and Kelly Roberts and Ophelia gives them best wishes for their wedding.

Greg & Emma chat about events of the previous week including; Greg finding out he is nearly obese and his dinner date with the kids. Emma is very proud of her new purchase to make her podcast life easier and they discuss their appliance issues and great relationship with the appliance repairman. Greg catches up with New York Times best selling author Shari Lapena. You'll learn her creative process, how she comes up with names, and how she wrote her first book in secret. (Only 4 million copies sold). Take a drink every time Shari says a word Greg pretends to understand, you will get completely smashed..... guaranteed. Shari's books include: The Couple Next Door, Someone We Know, A Stranger in the House, Things Go Flying, Happiness Economics, and her new books coming out July 28 "The End of Her"

Greg & Emma chat about what has been going on in their life including Greg's trip to an all boys Christian camp and being overrun with caterpillars. Greg talks about his interview with New York Times bestselling author Shari Lapena which will be coming out on the next episode. (Whenever that is). Spoiler alert: Greg can't help being a spoiler.

After some criticism online, Greg defends his comments about looting from last episode. They discuss Greg's theory that Alexander Graham Bell was in a sexual relationship with Helen Keller and their getaway to the Black River Retreat. They finish the episode with the series of events that occurred after Greg got his balls caught in his zipper; including Greg getting charged by the police and them getting defrauded for $6000 from one of Emma's online Instagram purchases.

Greg & Emma discuss the George Floyd murder, riots and their own white privilege. They give it their best shot of talking about something they will never understand. RIP George Floyd

Greg & Emma chat about how much better their work/life balance is and their amazing weekend. They debate the merits of posting to your instagram story verses instagram feed and ponder why so many Canadian musicians have Lyme disease. Greg shares his morning routine include when he has his "morning dump" and why they hate the Wiggles.

Greg & Emma have a good debate on whether or not they should have converted their pool from chlorine to saltwater. Greg discusses the love he has for his friend Dre and shares a few stories. Greg's brother Dave comes on as the first guess to talk about his business Bushbalm, working at shopify, and golf.

Greg & Emma discuss a visit from a meat salesman who visited their home. The discussion turns to time shares and the several visits they have made to seminars. The discussion moves on to Don Cherry's firing (a little late now) and the hardships of our grandparents generation.

Greg & Emma chat about their new found motivation for personal development. They talk about jogging and how some people's last names are ideal, like Usain Bolt. Greg shares an embarrassing story about an ear wax build up and they discuss how laid back the Coronavirus is making everyone. The episode ends with a debate as to whether you say "in" or "on" Long Island

Greg & Emma continue to struggle for things to talk about. At least they had Ophelia's fourth birthday and an exciting trip to subway? 

Greg & Emma compare Canadian and US gun control and chat about law enforcement, illegal guns, and share their thoughts.

Greg & Emma chat about the "One World Stronger Together at Home" concerts. They get deep into discussions about the Nova Scotia shooter and Marco Muzzo being granted parole.

Greg explains why Alabama is his new favorite state and shares some knowledge on the Spanish Flu. Emma grills him over his story about a man walking across the world. The episode ends with some love making in the bedroom.

Greg & Emma discuss Easter with the kids as well as a special birthday parade they participated in, even though they weren't invited. They chat about fast food, why Edison likes boobies again, and what to do when Ophelia says something inappropriate, even when it isn't entirely inappropriate. 

Greg talks about his Sunday with the kids while Emma was working. Including a country drive to see animals, and Greg recounts the famous urban legend of the Ostrich incident. Greg talks about his eventful trip to Costco and shares stories of a few road rage incidents.

Greg & Emma spend some time chatting about Covid-19; including Greg's thoughts on Trump and other politicians, the craziness in NYC, and how Greg is coping with the kids. Spoiler alert; they share their favorite moments from the Netflix show Tiger King and Greg does an interesting Carole Baskin impression.

Greg & Emma discuss the COVID-19 pandemic and share their frustrations about what people are and are not doing. Emma tries to convince Greg to watch "Love is Blind" and Greg provides a book report on "Billion Dollar Whale" at the end of the episode.

Greg & Emma spend the episode discussing the COVID-19 pandemic including how it started and the panic it's created. We also learn of some Facebook disinformation trying to separate Greg from one of his favorite things.. crushed ice (not cubed). 

Greg & Emma discuss their very first "non-work related" trip with the kids. Highlights of the episode include: Edison being praised by professional dancers from the Lion King Musical. Annoying folks like Karaoke Karen, Rice Milk Ron, Coconut Drink Carl, and "Culture People". They mostly share the wonderful time they had at the Now Onyx Resort in Punta Cana they booked through WestJet Vacations. Here are some reviews: https://www.westjet.com/en-ca/book-trip/destination-guide/hotels/punta-cana/pujon2/now-onyx-punta-cana/reviewsOh, and Greg drops a bombshell at the end... maybe not a bomb shell but some shrapnel for sure.

Greg & Emma share their experience of travelling to and from the Dominican Republic with Edison (1.5) and Ophelia (3.5) including a few meltdowns and Greg almost dislocating a fellow travelers toe. They discuss a highway nature poop, over packing, and the seat reclining debate.

This is a tough one for show notes. Greg's company will be "featured" in the last ever episode of Modern Family. They discuss the show and how much they will miss it. Greg & Emma decide not to distance their podcast from their business and they chat a little bit about phony marketing and sleazy people. It ends with a little bit of listener feedback.

Greg & Emma discuss the rail blockades and other anti-pipeline protests and their hypocrisy. Greg confesses to Emma that he is secretly in love with pipelines and shares with her his support for the Alberta Oil & Gas Industry.

Greg & Emma discuss Jennifer Eberhardt's book "Biased: Uncovering the Hidden Prejudice That Shapes What We See, Think, and Do", and share some of their own experiences.

Greg & Emma share stories about the births of their two children. This episode is a bit gross and honestly not our best. If you have the stomach for it, you might enjoy it.

Greg & Emma chat about their experience with a physic and the rest of their date night including how they like to eavesdrop on other people's conversations in restaurants. They find out there is a third "After Bedtime" podcast which leads Greg into a wild rant that includes his survival competition with Jerry and his views on the Sex Trade. Emma shares some of her knowledge of the Corona virus.

Greg & Emma discuss Emma's first day back at work after an 18 month maternity leave and a family McDonald's dinner. Greg shares his disgust with "conversion therapy" and the different phases of his life including his current "hero mode." They are joined at the end by a cute little girl who is scared of monsters.

The show starts with a breakdown of Greg's mental health issues and the unorthodox way he deals with them. Then gets off track discussing Greg's very unfortunate cashew allergy. Emma shares her experiences with a very radical healer. This episode is brought to you by www.bushbalm.com. Promo Code BEDTIME for 20% off

Greg & Emma talk strategy on how to handle the other "After Bedtime" podcast who "stole" their name. Greg challenges Ste-VAN to meet him in St. Louis for a slinger eating competition and shares the story behind his lucky meal.

Greg & Emma talk about the tragic death of Kobe Bryant then move on to lighter topics like the chapped lip guy and Greg discovers he doesn't have a favorite animal.

Greg & Emma talk about Greg's week, hunting, the teacher's strike and air travel.

Greg & Emma introduce themselves and their podcast. They catch up after Emma has been away on a cruise while Greg watched the kids. Other notable discussions include: the dud Santa, Emma's cruise, 3M and other Minneapolis companies, as well as plane crashes.