ALWAYS BEING DOPE

“I'm the entire supply chain of this restaurant”   Right off the bat, Kev mistakes Gandhi for Dr. MLK which is hilarious. The pod falls apart after that. Buckle up. We're talking Geospatial Intelligence, Rust Removal, and Minecraft.   0:00 CIA conspiracies right off the bat 6:40 Throat related conversation 10:25 back to geospatial intelligence 15:15 Megan's bad Yelp review 26:00 RUST 32:20 Chris hates women, but loves girls 34:30 Michael Reeves   38:00 Minecraft with feet 43:00 Howie Mandel's friend

“Meg, you ever heard of f*cking improv?!”   Meg, Kev, and Ethan are back with some spore related content. Megan's brother killed someone.   (0:00) New Pod Intro (3:00) Kevin is a genius? (6:00) Megan learns a lesson about improv (12:00) Kev's big toenail is coming back (14:00) Kev was a FUNGI the other night (15:20) Megan brought her diary (23:00) Anyway, freestyle time (26:20) Megan went to a wedding (32:45) Power Tools

“The podcast is gonna financially support all of us”    Ethan and Kev reflect on the podcast and Ethan's god awful financial situation.   0:00 Nissan Sentra is a red flag 2:10 We came back for the people 5:30 We have no skills. 9:20 Ethan is problematic 13:30 Ethan is jealous of Kev 18:55 Mr. Mustard / Ethan's poor decisions 27:45 ETHAN, NO!!!!!

“Mommy doesn't want to make hamburger helper with meat anymore”   Kev and Ethan are back after a 3 month hiatus. Super chill episode for y'all.   0:00 Kev is no longer ugly 1:34 1 Year Anniversary 6:00 Can't go 5 minutes without Ethan's OCD acting up 7:55 Ethan's Life Fell Apart 9:30 Discussing ways to be unoriginal 11:45 Funniest presidents 17:45 Kanye West take that doesn't age well (this was recorded in JULY 2022) 19:20 Michael Jackson  21:40 Tell everyone the real reason why you haven't done the podcast 22:40 Kev is a bad husband 24:00 Kev and Ethan should do improv 26:50 Kev's Friend wants Kev 31:50 Mommy Doesn't Want to Make Hamburger Helper *Joker Voice*

Another chill one with special guest, Megan. We learn a lot about ourselves but mostly Ethan. This episode was originally recorded in March 2022 and has finally been released from the vault.   0:00 - Meg gets ROCKED right at the top of the episode 3:10 Kev ruins the vibe immediately 3:50 Michael Richards 9:40 You guys don't know about banshee?  10:50 Meg has something for us 13:00 nvm, we gotta discuss mgk first 15:15 Megan hits us with hard hitting questions 17:00 Kids Club 22:10 Kev's Mom threw mangoes at his head 23:45 Mango White Claw 25:50 Former Vloggers, Current Podcasters, Future Stars 28:00 Ethan is on Famous Birthdays 40:45 Other famous YouTuber's from Ethan's highschool 45:30 Megan cracked her toilet seat 51:45 Ethan's strange ability 59:30 Doors or Wheels  1:00:10 Kev is ruining Ethan's life 1:05:45 Is Math blue or red??? 1:09:00 - Kev vs Board of Education 1:11:30 - McRib 1:16:10 - Dreams   1:22:30 - Worst decision you ever made 1:25:10 - Kev flexes his skills in Minecraft 1:29:50 - Bucket List 1:33:00 - Are Y'all organ donors

Protein Pills   Megan is back! Kev and Ethan make it a terrible time for her.   0:00 - Does Megan like this song? 8:25 - Ethan and Kevin take pills interlude 13:00 - The Office and Seinfield, Stupid? 19:00 - Megan was a Journalist  24:00 - thoughts about memes 31:00 - Recyclops 33:40 - Ethan's feet are burning up. 35:00 - Renegade

Kevin ran into someone at the grocery store the other day…   0:00 - Kev ruins the opening of the podcast with his ADHD 1:40  - Ethan plays his favorite John Lennon song and makes it worse 8:00 - Foreskin 11:10 - Kev took Ethan's job 13:10 - Ethan's review drama 16:00 - The pod accidentally gets political 18:55 - Pizza Sprinkles 20:00 - Homeless 22:30 - Sweet n Sour Sauce

Ethan got into an accident. He had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these cranberries.   0:00 Poppin Pills Interlude 2:30 Kev got hit on by a cougar 5:00 Making Drunk Love in the Gender Neutral Bathroom 10:00 Ethan's struggle with ice 12:00 A girl under 5 feet beat up Ethan 14:10 Ethan slipped on his carpet 16:30 Ethan had to beat an old lady with a stick 18:50 Ethan doesn't work hard enough Interlude 20:25 The accident 28:50 How Ethan drove himself to the hospital with a broken ankle 30:50 The ER during COVID is nuts / Ethan's nightmare 32:50 Ethan broke his ankle but didn't know until weeks later 34:50 Should Ethan sue? Is that lame?  37:20 Kev gets DESTROYED by Ethan 42:40 Ethan the Schizio

Ma'am, you need to stop texting and driving    0:00 Kev and Ethan lost a nasty fight.  1:00 Y'ever been to a New Years Party? 3:30 Botanical Gardens during Christmas is a BAD IDEA 13:00 Kev wants to be simulation breaker 17:00 Move away from your home town. 21:50 The bitch dressed as the bitch from Frozen 24:45 Somehow we are talking about Over The Hedge 27:00 Kev's party

Kev and Ethan spread false information about their friend, Ethan tells a story about his strange Christmas, and Kev has beef with Ethan's Neighbor   0:00 - Kev attempts to name the actors in Don't Look Up. 1:30 - We tell lies about our good friend Bristle for several minutes. 11:00 - dudes who trade stock over the phone need their ass beat. 12:55 - more lies about Brayson (Bristle). 14:35 - Kev raises another toast 16:35 - Ethan's family has a dog who is an alcoholic. Not joking. 22:09 - Ethan's grandpa bought a gun. 26:19 - Kev explains why he chooses to stay away from family 29:00 - Kev had a bad encounter with Ethan's neighbor

Megan is back! We talk about the hot mom from Good Luck Charlie, Instagram stalking, and tell the stories about how we all got cucked in high school.   0:00 - (THE SETUP) Ethan tells Megan that Kev's brother died and his family is in financial ruin.  2:20 - Once again, Leigh Allyn Baker. The Hollywood Refugee Anti-Mask Hot Mom from Good Luck Charlie. 13:25 - Embarrassing High School Dance Stories 15:45 - Ethan had two dates at one prom… and somehow got cucked 21:00 - Megan's Homecoming story where she got cucked. 24:22 - Why does Ethan assume Megan reads books? 29:20 - Who is Megan? 33:45 - Ethan found a deleted video of Megan 38:15 - Stalking on Instagram 41:25 - (THE PUNCH) Did Megan play an instrument? 50:00 - Kevin's conspiracies

Kev makes a toast, we learn how to prevent human dog girl people from peeing on your floor, and we add nothing to the Neil Young / Joe Rogan stuff.   0:00 - Kev has an important announcement 1:00 - Dumb wedding speeches 3:25 - Gus Johnson got the most unappealing face 4:10 - Euphoria fucking sucks 8:10 - Kev and Ethan both take the same position on topics which is why the pod isn't a success 9:00 - When your hot human girl dog pees on the floor. 12:30 - We had a video go viral on the highlights channel 14:25 - Joe Rogan v Neil Young is Hilarious 26:20 - Being anti-evil while also being evil 28:45 - the hatchback of dogs

Ethan, Kevin, and Megan bring the heat in this episode. We talkJason Derulo, Usher, Nelly, and screaming at dead bodies. It's a great time.   0:00 - A girl (who isn't white) is on the pod! Big milestone. 6:00 - Megan manslaughters the entire organization of Police 8:45 - Jason Derulo 10:00 - Wait, what happened to Jason Derulo and Usher??? 12:45 - Ethan's dumb fact about the Talk Dirty music video that is dumb 16:00 - T-Pain 18:00 - we get distracted talking about Gus Johnson 21:45 - Back to T- Pain 24:05 - St. Louis people need to let Nelly go 29:50 - What flavor of Asian are you? 35:55 - Throwing Grandma's corpse at the wall

Kevin and Ethan recap their terrible Christmas.   0:00 - Kev thought Sam Rami, the director of Spider-Man… was Spider-Man LMAO 4:00 - Spider-Man was ruined from a girl's finsta account 8:30 - Bulking up 10:15 - Four Christmases 20:00 - Ethan went to a Brewery 26:00 - DJ Munchkin  30:15 - Jon Favreau is a genius

Kev and Ethan do their first ad read and Ethan talks about his night out.   (1:00) What to do when your hot cousin is back in town (3:30) Chop Can (8:40) Coming clean (10:50) Kev and Ethan are traumatized (18:27) Straight people are NUTS at a bar (21:55) What are your pronouns and can I have a cig? (25:30) $9 shots (28:15) Straight people are NUTS at a bar pt.2 (34:00) Ethan tearing it up on the dance floor (44:00) Homeless dude watches Ethan jump his car

Trucker Carlton lol + (1:40) Grip it and Rip it (3:15) The CEO of Podcasting has been banned (12:20) Canes (13:50) Amendment Tier List (16:10) Trucker Carlton (19:00) Sounding (20:00) It just falls apart from here. VOCODED

The boys are back together again. We get drunk, get thankful, and ruin everyone's night. This is a good one.   NEW INTRO SONG (0:00) Bryson / Brayson has another new name: BRISTLE (0:30) So uh, what do we think about Katy Perry? (3:05) The boys list 3 things they're thankful for about each other (3:30) Kev's bit goes south and FAST (7:00) Bristle brings up a tangent about unethical research on animals on a Comedy podcast (8:45) Kev and Ethan save the day. Working on Cars is kinda fruity (9:30) We watch clips of Scotty Kilmer hating Italian people (10:25) Everything falls apart from here (14:00) CEO of Podcasting gets interrupted by the Intern of Podcasting to talk about Kyle Rittenhouse crying like a little bitch and looking like a muffin on national media (16:50). The boys check in on Amy from Good Luck Charlie and Stanely from The Office (18:00) AYO, YOU EVER PUT VODKA IN A MASON JAR AND THEN DRINK IT? (21:49) Ethan tells such a bad joke, he gets kicked out (23:15) CONSPIRACY HOUR. We debunk JFK with FACTS lol (24:00) Elon Musk is the realest dude, LMAOOO (30:00) Old Congressmen's genitalia look like Slimer from Ghostbusters (33:00) Accidentally based with Pronouns (34:50)

The boys are back with a hot and spicy new intro song. We talk about Italians, apparently Chris Pratt as well, and Snoop Dogg going to Cane's   Kev's cat tried to end herself (0:00) The boys workshop a new intro (2:15). Kev's ADHD notices something about my door (8:50) Ethan debuts a WIP intro song for the pod (10:30) A quick Travis Scott tangent (15:50) The toys from the last episode LMAO (19:20) Kev says his best joke yet that nearly kills Ethan (22:10) I cooka da spicy meatball (25:00) Chris Pratt, the known serial racist (27:20) The boys have a heartfelt moment (31:15) Kev's girlfriend's dad listens to the show (33:10) The Black Satellite (36:50) Snoop Dogg working the Raising Cane's drive thru (40:15) Remember the Origami Dentist? (44:00)

Ethan and Kev switch roles on this episode. Kev is hosting the show and it derails quite literally within seconds. It's a wonderfully awful time. We talk Mr. Beast, Travis Scott, Mark Zuckerberg with boobs, and urethral sounding.   The boys review a a toy for genitalia while also giving their take on blaccent -- yeah, NOT a good start (0:00) Y'ever heard of xQc? (8:15) Kev somehow ties in Travis Scott and John F Kennedy (10:40) A tangent about Lee Harvey Oswald (13:30) Male Urethral Sounding (18:20)BEAST SQUID GAME (21:58) Mark Zucc grows boobs (36:24) Ethan opens up about his insecurities of being a comic. (37:40) Back to Zucc (39:20)

Kev is out of town this week, so Bryson (formerly Brayson) stops by to fill in. Two childhood friends catch up talking about their project cars.    Bryson talks about Ethan's sketchy neighborhood (3:40) Kev is dead (6:30) Ethan opens up about his low intelligence (10:00) Ethan's shitty car (17:00) TURBO THE $300 CIVIC (27:00) Bryson's Mazda Miata (32:30) Logistics of shirt selling from people who are NOT experts (55:00)

Kev and Ethan JOIN the Anti-Swag Corporation. They also discover the world's best song…   (2:55) Kev's brother is on drugs (15:20) Papa Johns calls in (17:00) Penatonix and Bo Burnhan fans (21:00) OCD renovation  (26:00) Anti-Swag Corporation (31:30) Penis Type Beat (42:00) People HATE girls (45:00) HARP MUSIC BANGS (47:45) Hamburger Helper Love

Kev ruins Ethan's day by opening the pod with the Canned Clam Taste Test. Ethan also tells the story about the Printer Salesman   (0:00) Canned Clam Taste Test (5:45) Workshopping the Pod Intro (8:45) Printer Salesman Story (14:30) LIBRARIES  (19:20) 11 hour Joker Response  (23:33) Insurance Commercials (25:50) 40 year old unfunny commenters (29:00) Kev hates THE OFFICE (40:30) BOSS BABY HAS A GUN (48:00) A regular male conversation about Data

The boys lose their minds over Mario and Luigi teaching sex ed as well as Will Smith getting  cucked.   Squid Game (0:00) Mario Sex Education (4:20) We work with a lawyer but he isn't good (15:45) Will Smith hates his life (17:55) DIEZEL RAMOS (32:00) The boys admit to petty larceny (37:03)

On this episode, the boys are back with some hot stories, terrible takes, and body dysmorphia.    Kev fat shames Ethan's cat (0:00) Pregnant Moms with Aimbot (2:00) Sacrificing our friendship for content (4:50) Ethan doesn't know what a gun is (6:00) Ethan lost a bunch of weight to date a girl (10:00) Devious Licks and Angelic Yields(17:00) Corinne Crimson (28:09) Ben Shapiro Type Beat HOT TAKE (34:20) wE sHOULD dO a pOd on sHrooMS (37:40) Ethan seriously doesn't know what a gun is (42:00)

The boys are back after taking a week off to bring you some of the worst content on the internet.    The Boy Boy West Coast (0:00) Animal Crossing Cat Video (8:20) Lil Nas X is gay 17:00 Kev has some serious beef with “coders” 24:00

Kev and Ethan are back to business, but this time with video.    Kev hates Sense 11 (0:00) Who's the better Male Manipulator? 11:50 Nick Mullen on Fox News 17:45 Machine Gun Kelly is problematic (24:45) Hacking didn't become illegal until (28:30) Jordan Belfort sucks (31:00)

Ethan and Kev rip apart Hobo Johnson because they're jealous of his success. Also the Mom from Good Luck Charlie will be joining the podcast soon.   The boys answer the age old question: Why does Ethan hate Hobo Johnson? (0:00) HOT TAKE: Hobo Johnson makes music for people with no problems (5:54) Rap is about culture. jake paul vs tyron woodley conversation (8:07). People who don't have problems, LIKE US! (10:55) Ethan made a Hobo Johnson song lol (17:00) Ethan hates disabled people (30:50) Update on Brayson's car (37:00) Nevermind, we are talking about the sexy mom from Good Luck Charlie again (37:30) Good Luck Charlie Mom Onlyfans and Cameo (39:00)

Ethan becomes a rock star in this episode.   The pod starts with a stupid bit (0:00) Machine Gun Kelly is an old man pretending to be 16 (6:11) Dense males punching stuff (16:00) Still talking about MGK but it's funny I promise (21:00) Ethan is screaming (23:25) Gilgamesh Interlude before more MGK madness (25:00) HOLY CRAP GILGAMESH TIKTOKS ARE INSANE (28:50) Ethan made a Pop Punk song (34:00) Ethan has beef with Hobo Johnson? (40:00)

Ethan and Kev announce their new Masterclass in Gaslighting, talk about Spider-Man for way too long, and watch the video of the Mom from Good Luck Charlie go on an anti-mask rant.   Introduction to Gaslighting (1:05) Snoop Dogg killed a guy lmao (4:30) FDA approved of Boy P*ssy (5:55) Alvin and the Chipmunks on CRACK 2: The Squeakquel (10:00) Y'ever seen the Marvel movies? (15:08) Bojack Horseman vs. The Office fans (35:25) The sexy mom from Good Luck Charlie is Anti-Mask (38:41)

Kev and Ethan sweat their nads off in their 85 degree studio performing dumb bits and hating Macklemore and Will Smith.   Ethan is a very dumb guy on the podcast (5:15) Ethan is RUINING the podcast (9:00) A very dumb bit about pulling and pushing (11:05) When Bae Says She Home Alone (13:15) This is now a car podcast [Tokyo Drift talk] (17:00) Family Guy SMOKED Always Being Dope (24:06) CONAN and his dumb podcast (28:30) We explain why we don't have very many friends (32:00) When Ethan was in the 3rd grade, he thought he was gay (36:20) Macklemore, the thrift shop guy (37:00) Celebrities being internet vultures (43:00)  

Kev and Ethan discuss the world ending for the entire podcast.   I don't care about investing because the world will end before it matters (0:00) Everything will be bought and sold (3:00) Making $300k from AMC (7:10) I'd rather die for me rather than my country (11:45) We're going to war (18:37) Dinosaur politicians (22:15) Ethan wants a Pod studio (24:50) Kev lives in a sketchy area (36:59) Problematic Comedians (39:00)    Chernobyl the Comedy Show (47:55)

Ethan and Kev reminisce on Soundcloud rappers from High School and discuss their hatred for Schitt's Creek   Fortnite changed us politically (0:00) Video games that changed Ethan (1:30) What do you do if your CEO engages you sexually? (5:40) Ethan has a breakdown about his life in High School (7:25) Ethan and Kev had connections to billionaires (16:00) Expensive Watches (22:00) More shit about Ethan's issues in High School (25:00)  White Rappers Ethan grew up with (33:00) Ethan almost lost his nipple (41:58)

Brayson bought a money pit from Facebook and it is Kevin's fault.    The villain from Alvin and The Chipmunks got a colon cleanse (0:00) Toxic poop in your body (4:29) What is Crossfit, actually? (7:29) Alex Jones before and after photos are hilarious (16:00) Kev ruined Brayson's life (20:00) Ethan explains why Kevin ruined Brayson's life for so long (28:55) Ethan can fix cars (49:00)

The one where we talk about Vin Diesel for 45 minutes.   Right at the jump, the boys listen to Vin Diesel's hit single Feel Like I Do (0:00) Kev informs Ethan about 2013 Blockbuster Hit Riddick starring Vin Diesel (1:42) The boys listen to Vin Diesel's follow up hit single Days Are Gone (6:55) Everyone f*cking loves his music on Facebook and Ethan is jealous (12:19) Vin Diesel's birth name is hilariously normal (15:30) Vin Diesel is surrounded by LIARS (19:55) HOT TAKE: Tokyo Drift is the best Fast and Furious movie (22:50) Granny Shiftin' not Double Clutchin' (25:00) Watch your back. (30:14) Vin Diesel is horny (35:00) Vin Diesel the poet. (36:30) WE FORGOT TO MENTION FAMILY (39:59)

Ethan and Kevin pretend to be Joe Rogan because they are jealous of another man's success. Ethan decides to open with a HOT TAKE (1:15).   SPOILER: Kev and Ethan die in this episode. (9:15)   Joe Rogan is a Chimpanzee (12:32).   Fried Chicken Wednesday, Baby (14:15)   Ellen and David Guetta: Leaders of the Progressive Movement (18:34).   Shrek is Love changed Meme Culture [not kidding] (22:50).   Vine Booms (27:28).   Zachary Quinto beats children (32:47).   Bruh Sound Effect #2 (38:00)   Kev and Ethan Die (42:06)

Are Gym Teachers Cops?   Kev and Ethan are back with special guest Brayson. Brayson is living in Wisconsin right now but drove all the way to Missouri to play a special game called Cop vs Non-Cop (4:00). 4th of July is a Cop Holiday. (16:00). Independence Day BBQ is f--king terrible. Dry burgers and generally bad cooking. (22:04). Porky PIG AKA The Notorious P.I.G. (27:00) Kev gaslights me into thinking Space Jam created “double dribbles” because I am an idiot (29:25) Don Cheadle wants to kill himself. (33:57) Grape Drink is a menace to society (40:12)  

Today I bring on a guest! Lily Helmer! We used to work at a coffee shop together. Bullshit until the intro (1:42) St. Louis vs. Springfield (2:05). I am out of money because I bought a Honda Civic (5:29). Lily is tired. (10:00). Back to talking about my bad finances (14:05). Lily can't afford to be an artist or go to school or anything or make friends. (15:31). I act like a piece of shit Business Major on how to live debt-free (18:20). Name of the white man boomer? (30:00). What it's like to live alone (34:00)The Black Eyed Peas - 4EVER (ft. Esthero)

This is an emergency unplanned podcast about T.I. being a jaded fool. No timestamps needed.

I open up on the literal dumpster city called Springfield, MO. (0:00),  My dorm is like a jail cell that cost 9 grand (6:10), Beat a crackhead at their own game (17:20), I love my car and you should protect what you have (22:08).Outro: Kanye West - Cash to Burn

I freak out over the fact that Family Video now sells CBD. (0:24) I discuss my personal usage of CBD. (7:30). I am terrible at making music. (10:00). I went to a Strip Club with my girlfriend. (20:10). El Camino came out and I roast Todd about his weight. (21:35). I go over important changes to the Podcast. (29:00). Outro: Xzibit - What It Is (ft. Young De)

On this episode of THE POD, my mother calls in to give me flowers for coming out as a Podcaster. I delve in on how I became successful on YouTube and how it truly benefited/tormented me to this day. Episode 5 - "Lost Opportunity"Tracks:Die Young - Kesha, Trap Queen - Fetty Wap, Strange Fruit - Nina Simone, I Got The... - Labi Siffre, Why Can't We Live Together - Timmy Thomas, Ain't No Love In The Heart Of The City - Bobby "Blue" Bland, The Left - Yeek 

Another fucking episode where I freak out about my life and contemplate dropping out. I break down my feelings towards higher education, high school, and my goals for myself.

Cannon Dowell lives up to the description of the pod, he breaks down. He discusses his lack of confidence and how it is affecting his success in his life and career negatively.

On this episode, I invite my friend Zareef Huq onto this edition of the pod. Right off the bat we prove that we cannot go five seconds without discussing some type of nerdy virgin activity. We also discuss the lifestyle of people in Bangladesh (where Zareef is from) and what life is like being a Muslim in today's day and age. We also listen to the Revenge Minecraft song that has been resurfacing the internet.

The first official episode of the Always Being Dope Pod is a god damn train wreck. Cannon Dowell struggles to learn the ropes of podding and discusses his beef with the word "podcast". Also, serious controversies are addressed regarding Salt n Pepa and Episode 0.

God's perfect accident, Cannon Dowell, breaks in podcasting with the soothing sounds of waterfalls and burping. This is truly a terrible introduction to a podcast. Oh my goodness someone please come get this mans OUT OF HERE.