Below Freezing

What if Tarantino told Guy Ritchie an idea for a movie who wrote it down but then lost it during a storm when someone picked it up and tried to connect the dots that got smeared in rain? The result would probably be Joe Carnahan's action-comedy “Smokin' Aces”. Join the St. Johns as they talk about this stacked cast (and who stood out), the overly complicated plot, and just what tone this movie was going for. You can find us at the following:Email: belowfreezingpodcast@gmail.comTwitter: https://twitter.com/BelowFreezing32Facebook: @belowfreezingpodcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/belowfreezingbadfilms/

We journey back into the red room and the Pacific Northwest but add a creepy publisher and stalking submissive in “Fifty Shades Darker”. Join the St. Johns as they discuss Mrs. Robinson, telling girls to kneel, and questionable helicopter rides. You can find us at the following:Email: belowfreezingpodcast@gmail.comTwitter: https://twitter.com/BelowFreezing32Facebook: @belowfreezingpodcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/belowfreezingbadfilms/

Melissa lost the Oscar bet and this time she is hosting! This week, we are discussing the Brittney Spears led “Crossroads” – join the St. Johns as they talk about method acting, tamper tantrums, and the music video style of filmmaking they watched. Also, Zoe Saldana is in this – did you know that? You can find us at the following:Email: belowfreezingpodcast@gmail.comTwitter: https://twitter.com/BelowFreezing32Facebook: @belowfreezingpodcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/belowfreezingbadfilms/

We did it – we started our franchise for the year and it is…a sexual doozy. The St. Johns stay in the Pacific Northwest and discuss the film based on the best-selling book “50 Shades of Grey”. We discuss our familiarity with Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan, bad parenting, and if this movie is actually sexy? You can find us at the following:Email: belowfreezingpodcast@gmail.comTwitter: https://twitter.com/BelowFreezing32Facebook: @belowfreezingpodcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/belowfreezingbadfilms/

It has been quite some time since Adam and Melissa disagreed on a film – it took Adam Sandler and Adam Sandler in “Jack and Jill” to get them here. Join the St. Johns as they discuss the concept of twins, whether or not the characters or likeable, and just how phenomenal Al Pacino is in this movie. Grad a “Dunkachino” and listen in!You can find us at the following:Email: belowfreezingpodcast@gmail.comTwitter: https://twitter.com/BelowFreezing32Facebook: @belowfreezingpodcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/belowfreezingbadfilms/

What happens when your production company cannot buy the rights to a website domain that your film needs in order for the title to make sense? You chug along anyway and call your 2002 horror flick “Fear Dot Com”. Join the St. Johns as they discuss the actors in this film, what the plot was, and Ebert's surprisingly positive review of this film. “Do you like to watch?” Sometimes yes, but sometimes not so much.You can find us at the following:Email: belowfreezingpodcast@gmail.comTwitter: https://twitter.com/BelowFreezing32Facebook: @belowfreezingpodcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/belowfreezingbadfilms/

A hit song, dated jokes, and all the genres you can think of: we're discussing the 1999 blockbuster summer hit “Wild Wild West”. Join the St. Johns as they discuss retinal terminus theory, Kenneth Branagh's crazy performance, and the sliding doors of Will Smith choosing to do this movie. Wicki-wicki-wild wild west indeed!You can find us at the following:Email: belowfreezingpodcast@gmail.comTwitter: https://twitter.com/BelowFreezing32Facebook: @belowfreezingpodcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/belowfreezingbadfilms/

Terrible parenting, Paris Hilton promoting her own death, and a house literally made of wax? What else could we be talking about other than the 2005 horror flick “House of Wax”. Join the St. Johns as we talk about old school GPS tech, inappropriate sibling relationships, and whose death is the hardest to watch in this film. You can find us at the following: Email: belowfreezingpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/BelowFreezing32 Facebook: @belowfreezingpodcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/belowfreezingbadfilms/

This movie could not be more up our alley: mid-90s, “talking” gorillas, Tim Curry, and sesame cake that you can't eat. All of this plus white gorillas that will scare the crap out of you all await in the 1995 jungle epic “Congo”. Join the St. Johns as we breakdown the wonderful cameos in this film, the believable puppeteering and construction of “Amy”, and…is Laura Linney a good actress? Tune in and explore the Congo with us! Chapters (AI Generated) 00:00 Introduction to Below Freezing Podcast 02:46 Nostalgic Connections to Congo 06:09 Behind the Scenes: The Making of Congo 08:59 Cast and Characters of Congo 11:53 Awards and Reception of Congo 14:52 Box Office Performance and Ebert's Review 18:05 Themes and Visuals in Congo 21:08 Character Analysis: Laura Linney and Amy 24:07 Final Thoughts on Congo 44:07 Navigating Academia and PhDs 46:26 Tim Curry's Memorable Performance 48:21 Character Actors and Their Impact 51:51 Supporting Roles and Their Significance 54:05 Humor and Memorable Quotes 56:21 Ape Years and Human Comparisons 01:00:58 Exploring the City of Zinge 01:04:57 The Terrifying Gray Apes 01:07:29 Practical Effects vs. CGI 01:09:23 Character Dynamics and Relationships 01:12:49 The Most Charming Characters 01:16:25 What This Film is Missing 01:21:19 Final Thoughts on Congo You can find us at the following: Email: belowfreezingpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/BelowFreezing32 Facebook: @belowfreezingpodcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/belowfreezingbadfilms/

Tight leather, bad dialogue, and a movie ripping off “Casablanca” – what could we be discussing this time? Well, if you are a fan of Pamela Anderson's cinematic universe then you know we are discussing the 1996 action/comedy(?) “Barb Wire”. Join the St. Johns as they discuss character motivations, the opening moments of this film, and all of the similarities to the Best Picture winning film “Casablanca”. Tune in, have fun…just don't call us “Babe”. Chapters (AI Generated) 00:00 Introduction to Below Freezing Podcast 02:03 Exploring Bad Movies and Their Cult Status 03:32 Barb Wire: A Look at the Film 05:28 Drinks and Movie Pairings 07:26 Cast and Crew Insights 10:01 Awards and Recognition 13:14 Box Office Performance and Financials 15:51 Critical Reception and Reviews 21:46 Cultural References and Comparisons 29:56 Plot Overview and Themes 32:58 Exploring Barbed Wire's Context and Themes 39:24 Character Analysis and Comparisons 52:19 Stereotypes and Controversial Themes 01:04:30 Final Thoughts on Barb Wire's Quality You can find us at the following: Email: belowfreezingpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/BelowFreezing32 Facebook: @belowfreezingpodcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/belowfreezingbadfilms/

WE'RE BACK!!!! After a brief hiatus to catchup with family and celebrate the holidays, the St. Johns decided to ruin all of that by discussing the very maligned and curiously staged “Joker: Folie à Deux”. During the episode we break down the musical numbers, the lead performances, and what does and does not work. You can find us at the following: Email: belowfreezingpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/BelowFreezing32 Facebook: @belowfreezingpodcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/belowfreezingbadfilms/

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We celebrate a bunch of firsts on a second…wait…what? Join the St. Johns as they discuss an unnecessary sequel with their good friend, Perry – “The Dentist 2”. This is our first episode where our guest joins in live during the recording AND the first film the St. Johns didn't watch together. We discuss bad dentistry, the glory of Clint Howard, and just what is the backstory of Dr. Alan Feinstone? Also, did you know R. Kelly and Celine Dion did a song together??? You can find us at the following: Email: belowfreezingpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/BelowFreezing32 Facebook: @belowfreezingpodcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/belowfreezingbadfilms/ Chapters 00:00 Introduction to Below Freezing Podcast 01:15 The Dentist 2 Overview 07:47 Guest Introduction and Movie Selection 14:58 Rotten Tomatoes Scores and Box Office Insights 21:57 Character Analysis and Movie Themes 30:05 Discussion on Women in the Film 36:59 Final Thoughts and Ratings

Put on your LeAnn Rimes and for damn sure don't ask for water at this bar – this week we move into a s**thole apartment in Chinatown to celebrate the 2000 film “Coyote Ugly”. Dance along with the St. Johns as they indulge in entertaining trash, wonder what happened to Piper Perabo, and have fun with film's soundtrack. Also, was there some problematic elements in the creation of this movie? You betcha – we cover that, too, so tune in! You can find us at the following: Email: belowfreezingpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/BelowFreezing32 Facebook: @belowfreezingpodcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/belowfreezingbadfilms/ Chapters 00:00 Introduction and Setting the Stage 02:14 Misremembering Owning the Movie 03:11 Buying Movies and Printing DVD Covers 04:10 Drinking Gin and Tonics 05:06 Director, Screenwriter, and Producer 06:35 The Cast and Accolades 08:23 Nostalgia for Blockbuster and Movie Rentals 09:20 Browsing Movies and Bonding Moments 10:40 The Budget and Box Office Numbers 11:36 Critical and Audience Reception 16:42 Roger Ebert's Review 18:00 Unpleasant Behind-the-Scenes Stories 23:26 Trashy Energy and Changing Perspectives 28:12 Plot Summary: Pursuing Dreams in New York 35:46 The Male Fantasy and Female Empowerment 38:00 Mob Ties and Family Bonds 50:43 Favorite Scenes 56:34 Most Problematic Portion 01:00:22 Saviors of the Film 01:03:44 The Swordfish 01:05:46 Lack of Diversity 01:06:20 Missing Groundedness 01:17:17 Conclusion

If you like hearing about bad movies – GIVE ME A HELL YEAH! Well Kieran B. from Best Picture Cast certainly loves bad films and he decided that he was going to make the St. Johns watch the Stone Cold Steven Austin led “The Condemned”. Tag into the conversation as they discuss just how insensitive the film is, the lack of Stone Cold Stunners, and the boys explain to Melissa what the Royal Rumble is. Also, could Nickelback be the savior of the film? You'll have to tune in to find out. You can find us at the following: Email: belowfreezingpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/BelowFreezing32 Facebook: @belowfreezingpodcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/belowfreezingbadfilms/

Are there clairvoyant people in the world? Did the DHARMA Initiative help with the making of this film? How do you pronounce “Cillian”? All this and more as we breakdown down the paranormal thriller from 2012 “Red Lights”. Join the St. Johns as they discuss the Gaudi Awards, this over-talented cast, and where this film starts to go off the tracks. Is it set in 2012 or 1976…who knows!!! Also, does Melissa not know about the Nigerian Prince thing?

Would you believe me if I told you that the director of “Coyote Ugly” and the screenwriter of “Swordfish” made a movie about a kangaroo that accidentally steals $50,000? Would you believe me if I told you that this film was originally shot as an R-rated style comedy that included full frontal male nudity? I hope you do because the St. Johns are going down under to discuss the 2003 FAMILY FILM “Kangaroo Jack” and they brought along their kids with them to discuss farts, dingoes, and just what constitutes family entertainment. You can find us at the following: Email: belowfreezingpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/BelowFreezing32 Facebook: @belowfreezingpodcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/belowfreezingbadfilms/

Would you rather have sex or boost cars? Well, when you enter the world of the Nicolas Cage film “Gone in 60 Seconds”, you may get to do both! Join the St. Johns as they discuss the multiple Academy Award winning actors in this film, car crushing, and whether or not the driving scenes are good. Can you finish this podcast in 60 seconds? I mean, I hope not…but you never know… You can find us at the following: Email: belowfreezingpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/BelowFreezing32 Facebook: @belowfreezingpodcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/belowfreezingbadfilms/

What happens when you combine a “monkey's paw” story with a sexy/sax dad who dumpster dives, Ohio rich families, and Jerry O'Connell? Well…of course what you get is the 2017 horror gem “Wish Upon”. Join the St. Johns as they welcome Grant (NOT Joey) who brought along this film with him – they leave no stone unturned: personal stories about garbage disposals, smegma, throwing wantons at people's faces, and is Joey King a good actress? Also, do YOU know the song “Desposito”? What would you do with 7 wishes? We hope one of them is to listen to this episode… You can find us at the following: Email: belowfreezingpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/BelowFreezing32 Facebook: @belowfreezingpodcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/belowfreezingbadfilms/

THAT'S IT – IT'S OVER – WE'RE LEAVING FORKS, WA AND THE CULLENS IN THE DUST!!! We can finally part ways from Bella and leave the Team Jacob or Team Edward feud behind us because we have concluded the saga with “Twilight: Breaking Dawn, Part 2”. Join the St. Johns as they discuss crazy short timelines, the bulls**t ending of this film, and MY OH MY MICHAEL SHEEN'S LAUGH! We also decide to rank the franchises we have discussed so far. Given the song played in the movie, it feels like we've been here for 1,000 years… You can find us at the following: Email: belowfreezingpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/BelowFreezing32 Facebook: @belowfreezingpodcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/belowfreezingbadfilms/

Pull out your cosmic key and say goodbye to Eternia because this week the St. Johns pick up Joey R (from every movie podcast ever!) to discuss the seminal 1987 cartoon-to-live action phenomenon “Masters of the Universe”. Join us as we talk about bad swordplay, good journeys, Cannon films, and everything wrong with Gwildor. We have the power…but do you??? You can find us at the following: Email: belowfreezingpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/BelowFreezing32 Facebook: @belowfreezingpodcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/belowfreezingbadfilms/

We're back for more vampire/werewolf action as we begin the slow descent of the Twilight Saga with “Breaking Dawn, Part 1”. Join the St. Johns as they play “Twice Removed Kevin Bacon”, talk about post-high school nuptials, and unsexual chess. Also, non-glistening vampires, talking wolves, and embarrassing first names – is there anything this movie doesn't have? You can find us at the following: Email: belowfreezingpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/BelowFreezing32 Facebook: @belowfreezingpodcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/belowfreezingbadfilms/

Racecar beds, dead cats, and Dance Dance Revolution – what do all of these things have in common? Well light up that joint and we'll tell you: all three of these feature in the 2006 Adam Sandler-adjacent stoner comedy “Grandma's Boy”. Join St. Johns and guest Andrew Corns of The Revisionist Almanac as they breakdown the highlights from this movie: from karaoke parties to robot voices to Nick Swardson – it all gets examined in this episode. You can find us at the following: Email: belowfreezingpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/BelowFreezing32 Facebook: @belowfreezingpodcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/belowfreezingbadfilms/

Our tugboat crew from “Ghost Ship” dropped the St. Johns off back in Forks to continue our journey with Bella and the Cullens (what a sick band name, by the way) as we dive into the third film of our saga – Twilight: Eclipse. Join us as we the discuss the ever-evolving love triangle, pointless side tangents, and is it possible to be “Team Dad” in this movie? You can find us at the following: Email: belowfreezingpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/BelowFreezing32 Facebook: @belowfreezingpodcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/belowfreezingbadfilms/

You ever see a mass ship decapitation? Well…if you haven't and are curious, then you GOTTA check out the horror flick from 2002 – “Ghost Ship”. Join the St. Johns as they welcome Britt (co-host of 1001 by 1) as they discuss ghost tackles, ghost f***ing, the wrestling match that is Mudvayne vs. The Arctic Warrior, and just what it means to be tugboat strong. Also, are there any rules to this movie? We don't know – but tune in to enjoy the convo! You can find us at the following: Email: belowfreezingpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/BelowFreezing32 Facebook: @belowfreezingpodcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/belowfreezingbadfilms/

We transport away from Bedrock back to Forks, WA and the Twilight Saga continues with “New Moon”. Join the St. Johns as they discuss unanswered emails, intense papercuts, “Face Punch”, and Mel's love of Jacob (and all animals???). Also, Elle Fanning relevancy and Owl City's one hit wonder? YES – this is ALL discussed. You can find us at the following: Email: belowfreezingpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/BelowFreezing32 Facebook: @belowfreezingpodcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/belowfreezingbadfilms/

YABBA-DABBA-DO! This week, the St. Johns use their feet to slam on the brakes and pick up Liz on their way to Bedrock to discuss the 1994 family classic “The Flintstones”. Join in as we discuss all of the puns, the overqualified action writer attached to the film, and our youth. Also, do YOU think Barney was a sweet lover to Betty? Tune in to hear our thoughts! You can find us at the following: Email: belowfreezingpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/BelowFreezing32 Facebook: @belowfreezingpodcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/belowfreezingbadfilms/

We are back with a new season, new format, and new franchise! That's right – Mel won this battle (let's be real, she always does) and this year the St. Johns are tackling another vampiric franchise, but this it is set in there old stomping grounds of Washington as they cover the Twilight saga. Join in as they cover how one shines bright like a diamond, minor league baseball, and if fangs are essential. You can find us at the following: Email: belowfreezingpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/BelowFreezing32 Facebook: @belowfreezingpodcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/belowfreezingbadfilms/

We stayed in 2004 but amped up the insanity for this Christmas gem. The St. Johns are joined by Kieran B. from Best Picture Cast and Myke from CineMusts to discuss the Chazz Palminteri directed “Noel”. Come along this journey in Montreal (I mean…New York) as we discuss the uber jealousy of Paul Walker, the super sadness of Susan Sarandon, and ALAN ARKIN JUST GOING FOR IT!!! All of this and the strangest C-plot in a film ever about a man named Jules. You can find us at the following: Email: belowfreezingpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/BelowFreezing32 Facebook: @belowfreezingpodcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/belowfreezingbadfilms/

We're celebrating the holidays this year, but we can't just do it with one Christmas. Nope – this year we got to do it right, so the St. Johns are delving into the world of Reese Witherspoon and Vince Vaughn with the quad-fun hit “Four Christmases”. Join us as we discuss divorced holiday festivities, on-set tensions, and just what a fun romp this flick is! You can find us at the following: Email: belowfreezingpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/BelowFreezing32 Facebook: @belowfreezingpodcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/belowfreezingbadfilms/

WE DID IT!!! 100 EPISODES!!! To celebrate(?) we discuss the Tim Burton directed/Mark Wahlberg led remake of “Planet of the Apes”. Join the St. Johns and they discuss their obvious favorite Tim Burton classics, who was almost in this film, and the big question: is Mark Wahlberg our best bad actor??? PLUS – we end by going through all our seasons and talking about the best of the best and the worst of the worst. Thank you all so much for coming on this journey with us. You can find us at the following: Email: belowfreezingpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/BelowFreezing32 Facebook: @belowfreezingpodcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/belowfreezingbadfilms/

Goddammit…we did not want to do this to you. Trust us, this is not about YOU – this is about US. As promised (for some stupid reason), we bring you the exciting (maybe), gratuitous (ABSOLUTELY) conclusion to Rob Zombie's version of the Michael Myers saga – “Halloween II”. Join the St. Johns as they discuss Oscar winners who use their names in the film, the dirtiest house in the world, and “Uncle Meat's Java Hole”. Also – cute pigs and white horses? This movie has everything…except tact & restraint. You can find us at the following: Email: belowfreezingpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/BelowFreezing32 Facebook: @belowfreezingpodcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/belowfreezingbadfilms/

John Carpenter has made some of the most iconic& horrific films of all time – so it wouldn't be an episode of Below Freezing if we did discuss his last (and quite possibly least successful) film: “Ghosts of Mars”. Join the St. Johns as they discuss the matriarchy, viscous red wines, and really bad visual effects. Also, did we drop the name “Big Daddy Mars”? You bet your Martian ass we did! You can find us at the following: Email: belowfreezingpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/BelowFreezing32 Facebook: @belowfreezingpodcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/belowfreezingbadfilms/

If we say “Michael Myers”, is the first thing you think of “Rob Zombie”? “No!” you say? Well, then you are probably in the right spot because we are talking about the 2007 remake “Halloween”. Join the St. Johns as we discuss stereotypical “white trash” families, future podcasts ripping on hypothetical future films we make, and just how much better the OG is. Also, there are some supporting actors in this film that we CAN'T BELIEVE are in this. Plus, did Melissa just say she was going to take advantage of Adam? Did Adam forget who Donald Pleasance is? You'll have to tune in to find out! You can find us at the following: Email: belowfreezingpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/BelowFreezing32 Facebook: @belowfreezingpodcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/belowfreezingbadfilms/

We are starting our spooky season off with a…not-spooky movie. Is it a drama? Is it a comedy? IS IT GOOD? We are of course talking about the Sandra Bullock-Nicole Kidman led “Practical Magic”. Boy howdy, join the St. Johns as they discuss Faith Hill, love potions, awesome aunts, and bad magic. Also, the funniest death ever in a movie??? All this and more as MELISSA leads this episode and brings JonBenet back up.

YOU ARE READING THIS CORRECTLY – WE ARE COVERING THE PAUL VERHOEVEN MASTERPIECE “SHOWGIRLS”. Join the St. Johns as they take opposite points of view on Elizabeth Berkley's performance, discuss the specificity of big budget Las Vegas shows, and ask the big question: is this movie sexy? We also talk about the physical skill on display throughout the film and who gets the worst treatment in the film. LOTS to discuss in this one (including a great guess on the budget of the film). You can find us at the following: Email: belowfreezingpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/BelowFreezing32 Facebook: @belowfreezingpodcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/belowfreezingbadfilms/

The St. Johns are back and they are back with a rage that cannot be contained! That's right – we are talking about the 2020 version of “The Grudge”. Join Adam and Melissa as they discuss all things personal and professional: Where the f**k has Adam been? Where is Sarah Michelle Gellar? What is 1st base? These are the important questions you have been missing out on – so tune in to learn a lot about your podcast hosts…and maybe a little bit about the movie as well… You can find us at the following: Email: belowfreezingpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/BelowFreezing32 Facebook: @belowfreezingpodcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/belowfreezingbadfilms/

What happens when a good script is directed by the wrong person? What happens when a story about a tragic event surrounding a woman is exclusively told by men? Welp…in this case you get the 1999 military thriller “The General's Daughter” starring John Travolta and Madeline Stowe. Trigger warning ahead of listening as we will be discussing rape and sexual violence. And while the St. Johns do have a fairly serious discussion about this film, we still get into certain hijinks and Adam is mocked for his fears of bridges and bees. You can find us at the following: Email: belowfreezingpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/BelowFreezing32 Facebook: @belowfreezingpodcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/belowfreezingbadfilms/

Notes to self, poorly-aged comedy, and some great comedy legends: all this and more as the St. Johns break down the Bob Saget directed “Dirty Work”. Join Adam and Melissa as they give you a list of great films you should check out, find out who Melissa is attracted to, and Adam gets roundly mocked. Melissa had never seen this before, but we hope you check it out and give it a listen. You can find us at the following: Email: belowfreezingpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/BelowFreezing32 Facebook: @belowfreezingpodcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/belowfreezingbadfilms/

Quite possibly the most known and beloved film we've covered to date, this week the St. Johns (and we do mean ALL the St. Johns) “bangarang” and think happy thoughts as they discuss the Spielberg family gem “Hook”. Adam and Melissa talk all the important things: why parents hate their children, bad plane protocols, and the wonderful back-and-forth between Dustin Hoffman & Bob Hoskins. Also, the younger St. Johns discuss cloved apples and sexy mermaids. Join the family for this one! You can find us at the following: Email: belowfreezingpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/BelowFreezing32 Facebook: @belowfreezingpodcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/belowfreezingbadfilms/

The St. Johns celebrate(?) the end of the Sharknado franchise by jumping into…a franchise of a different sort (and by that, we mean video game franchise). This time around we break down the Michael Fassbender, action-adventure flick “Assassin's Creed”. Not the usual watch for us, we talk about Fassbender's career, whether or not we like the visual effects vs. the practical stunt work, and the awkward turn of Marion Cotillard's character. Tune in for the feud! You can find us at the following: Email: belowfreezingpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/BelowFreezing32 Facebook: @belowfreezingpodcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/belowfreezingbadfilms/

WE DID IT – WE MADE IT TO THE END OF THE SHARKNADO FRANCHISE!!! The St. Johns bring on previous host Kieran B. (host of the Best Picture Cast) to discuss “The Last Sharknado: It's About Time”. Join the crew as they run through all of the cameos, Fin's hypocrisy towards Nova, and the terrible future that is “Planet of the Aprils”. This journey is over, but the Below Freezing journey has just begun… You can find us at the following: Email: belowfreezingpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/BelowFreezing32 Facebook: @belowfreezingpodcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/belowfreezingbadfilms/

We're almost to the end, but before that day can come we have to deal with the event of our lifetimes… “Global Swarming”. Join the St. Johns as they bring you into their personal lives (Adam dropping a pot gummy & Melissa's experience with “Highlights” magazine”), but also delve into this film that brings the Sharknado franchise out of its slump (including a sick “The Offspring” needle drop)! You can find us at the following: Email: belowfreezingpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/BelowFreezing32 Facebook: @belowfreezingpodcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/belowfreezingbadfilms/

Nothing beats a coming of age story about Freshmen in high school trying to find themselves. So what if you throw in Owen Wilson, sadistic bullies, and the cleanest homeless people you've ever seen – NOW WE'RE COOKING WITH GAS PEOPLE! Join the St. Johns as they welcome back Grant Z. to talk about the “hilarious” comedy: “Drillbit Taylor”. We dig deep here folks: wine in a can, Magic Attic Dolls, and dusting our nuts. You can find us at the following: Email: belowfreezingpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/BelowFreezing32 Facebook: @belowfreezingpodcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/belowfreezingbadfilms/

You would think that the addition of Gary Busey, more reality TV stars, and a possible cousin-on-cousin relationship would elevate “Sharknado 4: The Fourth Awakens” to heights not found in previously installments. If you thought that, however, you would be wrong! Join the St. Johns as they break in their new recorder by wondering just where the hell is Nova and what the hell happened to Tara Reid in this movie! You can find us at the following: Email: belowfreezingpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/BelowFreezing32 Facebook: @belowfreezingpodcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/belowfreezingbadfilms/

We're leaving the world of scary static behind and jumping back into the shark infested waters of bad movies. “Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!” brings the St. Johns to DC and Florida and reconnects us with Finn, April, and…Nova!?! Also, was Hasselhoff even there for filming, Pokemon & pogs, and Anthony Weiner – NASA has never been more proud! You can find us at the following: Email: belowfreezingpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/BelowFreezing32 Facebook: @belowfreezingpodcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/belowfreezingbadfilms/

Have you ever thought, “You know – static on my TV and sounds are the scariest thing around?” YOU HAVE? Then do we have a movie for you – the 2005 EVP thriller “White Noise” (no…not the 2022 Noah Baumbach film – the Michael Keaton film). Tune in and make sure you listen carefully because the St. Johns drop some major bombs in this episode: wild elevator sex, dementors, and you will never guess the character Melissa did not know Michael Keaton played. All this and the return of JonBenet Ramsey – so you can't miss it. You can find us at the following: Email: belowfreezingpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/BelowFreezing32 Facebook: @belowfreezingpodcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/belowfreezingbadfilms/

We moved coasts, but we couldn't shake these mothef***ing sharks – so we might as well talk about them. That's right – the St. Johns are continuing their journey with “Sharknado 2: The Second One”. Adam and Melissa really try and get into the meat of this true New York story: Mets baseball history, Tara Reid's acting…again, and the glory that is Vivica A. Fox. The sharks may be outnumbered by the cameos in this film (and spoiler: some have aged REAL BAD). But terrible people aside, we break down this film like the weather broke down the Statue of Liberty. You can find us at the following: Email: belowfreezingpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/BelowFreezing32 Facebook: @belowfreezingpodcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/belowfreezingbadfilms/

WE ARE BACK WITH SEASON 4 BABY!!!! And we came out swinging just like the characters in the franchise we are covering this year and for our first episode back: “Sharknado” (currently on Prime). Join the St. Johns as they discuss all the important issues: Tara Reid's…acting(?), the lack of traffic on I-5, Ian Ziering's forearm veins, and a joke that we couldn't believe was delivered as a throwaway line. This is quite the film and will continue to be a source of laughs throughout the season – so tune in and kill some f***ing sharks! You can find us at the following: Email: belowfreezingpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/BelowFreezing32 Facebook: @belowfreezingpodcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/belowfreezingbadfilms/

We're ending our season close to how we started…and by that we mean a movie with a very similar title. It's chilly across the country and so we decided to discuss a movie where a nuclear weapon can't go above 50 degrees – “Chill Factor”. Join the St. Johns as they break down all the glory of this film: “Elvis” and one-liners, the Cuba-Skeet repartee, and the fact that the phrase “sweet dick” gets said in this film. Plus – spilled nail polish, more shirt ideas, and what's coming up in 2023…how can you beat that? You can find us at the following: Email: belowfreezingpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/BelowFreezing32 Facebook: @belowfreezingpodcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/belowfreezingbadfilms/

The holiday season is moseying on and we thought…let's ruin it for you! Returning to the show is Kieran B. (host of the Best Picture Cast) for another Christmas tale, but no – we won't be revisiting “Mixed Nuts” like before, instead we'll be delving into the world of bad British horror with “Don't Open till Christmas”. Kieran attempts a true “Melissa St. John” viewing of the film, we talk about flutes and replacing the director, and what the UK equivalents of “Chads and Brads” are. Some good laughs are had about a film that raises the question: how old is too old for your first orgy? All this and more – SO TUNE AND ENJOY! You can find us at the following: Email: belowfreezingpodcast@gmail.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/BelowFreezing32 Facebook: @belowfreezingpodcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/belowfreezingbadfilms/