Boys in the Fatherhood

On this episode of 'Boys in the Fatherhood,' the world's greatest Irish/American fusion podcast on parenting, fatherhood, and making sure your kids don't turn into serial killers. -> How to feed your kids (spoiler alert: through their mouths) -> Smitty's kid rejects the POTATO (hate crime?) -> When to teach your kid not to kick other kids, even when they're bitten For all the listeners asking about the intro music, check out the SoundCloud page of ALL NATION here: @allnation Send all Dad jokes to BoysintheFatherhood@Gmail.com, or tweet at us @FatherhoodBoys.

On this week's episode of 'Boys in the Fatherhood,' the bi-weekly Irish/American fusion podcast on parenting, fatherhood, and making sure your kids don't turn into serial killers. HAPPY FATHERS DAY! We discuss a list from Esquire.com of the 'best gifts for Dad for udner $50," and debate which gifts are legit and which are hot garbage. Also.... -> DAD JOKE OF THE WEEK: What does the vegetarian zombie eat? -> How hugs have become weapons -> Send Smitty your meat For all the listeners asking about the intro music, check out the SoundCloud page of ALL NATION here: @allnation Send all Dad jokes to BoysintheFatherhood@Gmail.com, or tweet at us @FatherhoodBoys.

On this week's episode of 'Boys in the Fatherhood,' the bi-weekly Irish/American fusion podcast on parenting, fatherhood, and making sure your kids don't turn into serial killers. -> The TOP 5 IRRATIONAL FEARS FOR NEW PARENTS -- we discuss 'em, tackle 'em, and decide which ones are actually legitimate things to be scared poopless of. -> Sunscreen is BS -> DAD JOKE OF THE WEEK: What did one nut say to the other? -> BITFH is officially an anti-STOVE podcast -> "Don't forget to lock your toilet." -Actual Smitty Quote For all the listeners asking about the intro music, check out the SoundCloud page of ALL NATION here: @allnation Send all Dad jokes to BoysintheFatherhood@Gmail.com, or tweet at us @FatherhoodBoys.

On this week's episode of 'Boys in the Fatherhood,' the bi-weekly Irish/American fusion podcast on parenting, fatherhood, and making sure your kids don't turn into serial killers. -> Daycare has not been easy on Eric's kid, or on Eric's kids' parents. -> Smitty is becoming his own father (like an insurance commercial, but funnier) -> Butt Paste, have you failed us?! For all the listeners asking about the intro music, check out the SoundCloud page of ALL NATION here: @allnation Send all Dad jokes to BoysintheFatherhood@Gmail.com, or tweet at us @FatherhoodBoys.

On this week's episode of 'Boys in the Fatherhood,' the bi-weekly Irish/American fusion podcast on parenting, fatherhood, and making sure your kids don't turn into serial killers. BEFORE WE FORGET: for all the listeners asking about the intro music, check out the SoundCloud page of ALL NATION here: https://soundcloud.com/allnation -> Someone's dog gets a little too close to Eric's kid -> Smitty's kid learns the beauty of bouncy-castles -> When is the proper age to let the television do some babysitting? Send all Dad jokes to BoysintheFatherhood@Gmail.com, or tweet at us @FatherhoodBoys.

On tepisode 31 of 'Boys in the Fatherhood,' the bi-weekly Irish/American fusion podcast on parenting, fatherhood, and making sure your kids don't turn into serial killers. Y'ALL NEED TO SEND US YOUR DAD JOKES! Tweet at us @FatherhoodBoys or send us an email at BoysintheFatherhood@Gmail.com. ALL DAD JOKES WELCOME, it's the best way you can get internet famous. The boys debate Nanny's vs Daycare, as Eric prepares to send his 4th-month-old off with one or the other. SPOILER ALERT: One Nanny he interviewed wasn't a good fit JUST BECAUSE she was a tiny bit antisemitic (also, she didn't take her shoes off). Also, Smitty circumcises a balloon... for safety. Got stuff to say? Send us your parenting stories at BoysintheFatherhood@Gmail.com, and find us on Twitter @FatherhoodBoys.

On this week's episode of 'Boys in the Fatherhood,' the bi-weekly Irish/American fusion podcast on parenting, fatherhood, and making sure your kids don't turn into serial killers. HELP!!! Smitty needs ways to get his kid OFF the DinoDana. How do you get your kid off a habit? Also, Eric's kid graduates from the bassinet to the proper baby stroller, his parents aren't listening to the podcast anymore, Smitty's doctor streak is still alive, and the boys discuss how absolutely terrible having a cold is once you become a Dad. Also, all the usual games like #JustTheTips (parenting tips, of course), and 'TREASURES OR TERRORS' where Smitty and Eric discuss whether the kids were wonderful adorable treasures the past week or terrible terrifying monsters. Send us your parenting stories at BoysintheFatherhood@Gmail.com, and find us on Twitter @FatherhoodBoys.

On this week's episode of 'Boys in the Fatherhood,' the bi-weekly Irish/American fusion podcast on parenting, fatherhood, and making sure your kids don't turn into serial killers: How to make your infant laugh (WARNING: while your infant may laugh, passerby's may be terrified). Also equally as important; how to deal with a relative or friend who isn't handling your child the way you prefer said child to be handled. Are you being a neurotic helicopter parent, or is your family friend just ignorant? We discuss where to draw the line. Plus all the classics, like Dad Joke of the Week, 'Just the Tips' Parenting Advice, and a soccer-camp themed Treasures-or-Terrors. ALSO, Smitty's son needs a Golden Tate Giants jersey! If you want to send us a Big Blue Tate kids uni, shoot us an email at Boysinthefatherhood@gmail.com, or tweet at us @FatherhoodBoys.

Hey everyone! We're excited to announce that Boys in the Fatherhood will be a bi-weekly podcast (meaning every two weeks, not twice-a-week) going forward. Turns out, raising kids takes a lot of time. Go figure! We're excited because this shift in our scheduling is going to help us bring you higher-quality content that we're prouder and more excited about, and hopefully you'll be able to enjoy even more. Any and all feedback, holla at us on twitter @FatherhoodBoys OR email us at BoysintheFatherhood@Gmail.com

On this week's episode of 'Boys in the Fatherhood,' the Irish/American fusion podcast on parenting, fatherhood, and trying to make sure your kids don't turn into serial killers: Where is the better place to raise your kids? Smitty & Eric debate THE CITY vs. THE BURBS. Let us know what you think on Twitter @FatherhoodBoys. This episode has all our usual Awesome-ness, including #JustTheTips Parenting Advice, the Dad Joke of the Week (two, in fact) and our classic game 'Treasures or Terrors.' Questions, comments, or parenting advice to give? WE NEED IT! Shoot us an email at BoysInTheFatherhood@Gmail.com

Hello everyone, I’m Eric, Welcome to Boys in the Fatherhood, the number one Irish-American Fusion podcast on Fatherhood, parenthood, and making sure your kids don’t turn into serial killers. Big thank you to everyone out there who has listened, who has followed, who has subscribed, who has written us a review on Apple podcasts, who follows us on Twitter, who has been sending in fun questions either by email at Boysinthefatherhood@Gmail.com or by texting them to me directly. It’s awesome, Smitty and I love the support, we’re having a blast doing this and getting all your feedback, and our kids have turned out FINE so far so hey… great job everyone. So, here’s the deal; Friday night Smitty and I recorded a podcast as we usually do, we gave it a listen on Saturday, then another listen on Sunday, and quite frankly, it wasn’t up to the level we found worthy. It just wasn’t the quality we’ve come to expect from ourselves, or the quality you deserve as our loyal listeners. Hey, we’re young first-time parents. Mistakes are gonna happen. We’re gonna have a fresh new pod for you next Monday; we’re gonna play all the regular games like Just The Tips, Treasures and Terrors, and Smitty’s Dad Joke of the Week. We’re also gonna have a heated debate about SUBURBS vs. THE CITY and which is a better place to raise your kids, so feel free to send us your thoughts on that. Also, if you haven’t already, we’re still taking submissions for WHICH SUPERHERO WOULD MAKE THE BEST FATHER, with Black Panther, Deadpool, StarLord, and Hawkeye currently in the lead, so send us your submissions either on Twitter @FatherhoodBoys or by email. Thanks again to everyone for listening, we’re gonna have some hot sexy dad content for you fresh again next Monday.

On this week's episode of 'Boys in the Fatherhood,' the Irish/American fusion podcast on parenting, fatherhood, and trying to make sure your kids don't turn into serial killers: WHAT SUPER-HERO OR COMIC BOOK CHARACTER WOULD MAKE THE BEST SUPERHERO? Vote here: https://twitter.com/FatherhoodBoys/status/1099140538354286592 And be sure to follow us on Twitter @FatherhoodBoys. This episode has all our usual Awesome-ness, including #JustTheTips Parenting Advice, the Dad Joke of the Week (two, in fact) and our classic game 'Treasures or Terrors.'

On this week's episode of 'Boys in the Fatherhood,' the Irish/American fusion podcast on parenting, fatherhood, and trying to make sure your kids don't turn into serial killers: -> HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO A TWO-YEAR OLD!! -> HAPPY VACCINATION DAY TO A TWO-MONTH OLD!! -> DOUBLE the parenting tips for #JustTheTips -> Can a Dad Joke confirm if someone is pregnant? -> Back-up toys -> Girlfriends moving away -> Can I get my kid to stop watching Dino Dina without curtailing his love for dinosaurs? 'Cause dinosaurs are sweet-as. Also, Smitty had never heard of Calvin and Hobbes. #ParentingFail If you have tips or Dad Jokes you want to share, tweet at us @FatherhoodBoys or shoot us an email at BoysinTheFatherhood@Gmail.com

On this weeks episode of 'Boys in the Fatherhood,' the Irish/American fusion podcast on parenting, fatherhood, and trying to ensure your kids don't turn into serial killers: SMITTY VS. GOD! The boys discuss what to do if the school system tries to force your kid into performing in a musical about Darwinism... or a nativity scene. Either/Or. Also, we play #TreasuresOrTerrors, bring TWO new #DadJokes of the week, and provide our weekly #ParentingTip in our segment: 'Just the Tips.' If you have tips or Dad Jokes you want to share, find us on Twitter @FatherhoodBoys, or shoot us an email at BoysintheFatherhood@gmail.com

On this episode of 'Boys in the Fatherhood,' the Irish/American fusion podcast on parenting & fatherhood: FOOTBALL! Will you let your kids play it? Smitty & Eric discuss how they'd handle a young son begging them to let them play. Also, the Boys discuss Butt Paste (great product), the Baby Shark song, the difference between putting kids in cages vs. playpens, and how to avoid going to work with a shirt covered in urine. Also, Smitty shares the story of why he almost had to drop the kid off at the orphanage this weekend. Send us your #DadJokes, your Treasures v. Terrors, and be sure to leave us a five-star review (we'll have Smitty read it on an upcoming podcast!). Shoot us an email at BoysintheFatherhood@Gmail.com or tweet @FatherhoodBoys

On this episode of 'Boys in the Fatherhood,' the Irish/American fusion podcast on parenting & fatherhood: BANNED! For the second time in our podcasts history, we've banned someone for the crime of being a shit Dad. Question; wouldn't it be awesome if your kid wanted to go to a Legos Robotic Tournament? I KNOW, RIGHT!? But apparently not all father's feel that way. Plus.... -> DAD JOKE OF THE WEEK! -> TREASURES AND TERRORS feat. a return of the 'Revenge S#*!' from Smitty's Dog -> Paw Patrol; What is it? -> #ParentingTips from our segment #JustTheTips (Plus Smitty added a theme song). Send us your #DadJokes, parenting tips, or Treasure v. Terror story and we'll discuss it on an upcoming podcast! Shoot us an email at BoysintheFatherhood@Gmail.com or find us on Twitter @FatherhoodBoys

On this episode of 'Boys in the Fatherhood,' the Irish/American fusion podcast on parenting & fatherhood: SCREENTIME! We've talked about this on a previous episode, but now that Eric is an honest-to-goodness father, we revisit to see what's changed. Also we have some new games, including... -) DAD JOKE OF THE WEEK -) JUST THE TIPS: Parenting Tips for parents of all ages -) TREASURES OR TERRORS: Were your kids adorable lil treasures this week, or the terrifying spawn of Satan sent to terrorize your life? Send us your #DadJokes, #ParentingTips, or Treasure v. Terror story and we'll discuss it on our next podcast! Shoot us an email at BoysintheFatherhood@Gmail.com or tweet at us via @FatherhoodBoys.

On this episode of 'Boys in the Fatherhood,' the Irish-American fusion podcast on parenting & fatherhood: We're talking PATERNITY LEAVE! The United States does NOT have any federal laws requiring employers to give hard-working American Dad's some time off. Smitty and Eric share their experiences with Pat Leave, and look at the other countries that are currently beating the good ol' USA. NEW TWITTER HANDLE!! @FatherhoodBoys -- send us your questions, comments, and Fatherhood stories. Or shoot us an email at BoysInTheFatherhood@Gmail.com

ERIC HAS THE KID! For the first time ever, 'Boys in the Fatherhood,' the Irish/American fusion podcast on parenting & fatherhood, is being hosted by two ACTUAL fathers. Smitty and Eric discuss what it was like, why nurses move too slow, how terrifying and fear-filled reality is now, and why Eric has embraced Skynet (or more specifically, Amazon Prime). TUNE IN NEXT WEEK for your regularly scheduled #DadJoke of the week. ALSO, tell us your stories about your kid being afraid of Santa. Email us at BoysintheFatherhood@Gmail.com. Send us your Dad stories, parenting tips, or complaints about us cursing too much.

On this episode of 'Boys in the Fatherhood,' the Irish-American fusion podcast on parenting & fatherhood: Smitty and Eric review an article from Medium.com entitled "8 Common Arguments Against Vaccines," and diagnose why every single one of these arguments is flawed, illogical, or just plain stupid. Read the original article here: https://medium.com/the-method/8-common-arguments-against-vaccines-5d45ad9c1e29 Episode also features a new #DadJoke of the week, this one from @DadSaysJokes. ALSO, is Smitty's kid afraid of Santa? Questions, comments, feedback, Dad jokes? Shoot us an email at BoysintheFatherhood@Gmail.com or on Twitter @Boysinthefathe1

On this episode of 'Boys in the Fatherhood,' the Irish-American fusion podcast on parenting & fatherhood: After learning that 90% of car safety seats are installed incorrectly, the Boys review the following Frequently Asked Questions from CarSeat.org: -> During cold weather, what's the best way to keep your child warm in a car seat? -> How can you tell if the safety seat fits your car? -> How old is too-old for a safety seat? -> Where is the safest spot in the vehicle for the child to sit? -> When can I turn my baby around to face forward in the car? -> My child and I were in a car crash; should I replace the car seat? -> Is it safe for two children to share one safety belt? -> Can I put my child in the front seat of a pick-up truck? -> Should my child use a safety seat on an airplane? ALSO, Eric educated Smitty on Hanukkah cuisine, the boys got permission to DESTROY some elderly car seats, and there's a loophole for getting into car-crashes; make it happen in California or Illinois. Questions, comments, feedback? Shoot us an email at BoysInTheFatherhood@Gmail.com

On this episode of 'Boys in the Fatherhood,' the Irish-American podcast on parenting and fatherhood: -> What we learned at Baby Care Class -> Does circumcision have medical benefits? -> Smitty's toddler has begun to lie. Specifically, about the bathroom -> Are ALL fake babies creepy & terrifying? -> How to parent properly at a McDonalds -> Would Smitty and Eric let their kids date each other? + a new DAD JOKE OF THE WEEK! Got questions about parenting? Send us your Dad questions, jokes, and thoughts to BoysintheFatherhood@Gmail.com

On this episode of 'Boys in the Fatherhood,' the Irish-American podcast on parenting & fatherhood: -> What we learned at birthing class. -> When do we stop counting months? -> Smitty goes to Cracker Barrel -.> What to do when you need to pee (but your son needs to eat waffles) -> BABY TALK: Are you for or against it? -> How NOT to talk to your Pediatrician -> "You don't know tired." Got questions? We've got answers. Send us your Dad questions, jokes, and thoughts to BoysInTheFatherhood@Gmail.com

On this week's episode of 'Boys in the Fatherhood,' the Irish-American podcast on parenting: -> The best baby showers are the one's you get kicked out of. -> "That's precious, but.... you have to go to sleep!" -> The FINAL ULTRASOUND -> PRO TIP: Don't get punched in the face before going to daycare. -> We have found the PERFECT BABY GIFT for kids of ALL AGES!! -> DayCare sends emails about diseases -> What's your go-to kids shopping spot? -> Did 'BUY BUY BABY' scam the Marmon fam? Also, @SKYNET --- if you're reading this (and obviously, you are), we're on your side! You need us!! Send us your parenting tips, questions, advice, stories, and jokes, via email to BoysinTheFatherhood@Gmail.com

On this week's episode of 'Boys in the Fatherhood," the Irish-American Podcast on Fatherhood: -> NEW FEATURE: Dad Joke of the Week -> BANNED! First Person Ever Exiled From BITFH -> "You're Pregnant? Let me tell you every opinion I have about everything!" -> PRO-TIP: Don't complain about the flu shot to your pregnant partner -> "I've been to Chipotle, I know how to swaddle." -> There's nothing MANLIER than being a Dad. -> Birthing Class aka "How to Win at Parenting." -> Carrying your child in a sling: the ULTIMATE Work Out. Send us your parenting stories, questions, and experiences (also, Dad Jokes)! Shoot us an email: BoysintheFatherhood@Gmail.com

On this episode, the boys debate 'The Midwife vs. The Surgeon," Smitty's kid is being coerced into dressing like a dinosaur, and Eric is forced to choose between his coffee-table and his child... six months from now. Also, the boys discuss Go Bags for the hospital (and how it's different from the Go Bag required for the Zombie Apocalypse). Lastly, Eric goes on a hospital tour and learns that a nurse is the most hard-core profession on the planet. Still reading? Take a break, write us a review, then shoot us your parenting question or story to BoysInTheFatherhood@Gmail.com.

On this episode, Smitty takes his kid on an historic walk (thrilling!), Eric found grey (gray?) hairs in his beard but is still on his parents cell-phone plan (his final umbilical cord), and the boys debate what's harder: raising boys or raising girls? Also, Eric says something nice about Donald Trump (gasp!), Smitty tried to make lasagna (but didn't) and pancakes (not at the same time), and the BITFH Podcast officially comes out AGAINST Pee Caps. Lastly, the lesson of this weeks pod: never bring your child food shopping... or you'll have to do something awful like be honest & ethical. SEND US YOUR PARENT STORIES!! Shoot us an email at BoysInTheFatherhood@Gmail.com

On this episode, the boys take a look at whether society properly handled the McCallister Parents of 'Home Alone' fame. Smitty & Eric talk about how to PAY FOR COLLEGE by using the 'F' word, how Chase Utley is a role model for kids who want to curse, and whether or not its okay to wonder: have I misplaced my child somewhere? Also, Eric judges a mom pushing her kid in the stroller, Smitty was put back in quarantine because his son got the entire family sick, and the boys debate Life Hacks on cutting down on cursing. Feedback? We want to hear it! Shoot us an email (or get your parenting-questions answered) by emailing us at BoysintheFatherhood@gmail.com.

On this episode, the boys discuss life-hacks on how to prevent your kid from giving you a golden shower. Eric's pregnant wife had a charlie-horse and it nearly gave Eric a heart-attack, while Smitty learned the hard way it's possible to feed a kid too many blueberries. Got questions (or answers) about parenting? Shoot us an email at BoysintheFatherhood@gmail.com

In this episode of BITFH, Smitty's kid was BIT at Daycare so we are taking dental records and finding a SCAPEGOAT. Also, the boys discuss what to look for when shopping for a baby monitor. And finally, the question of the week is; should you, as the father, give breastmilk a try? And if you're willing to try breastmilk, well... how far will you go? Have a question for the boys? Shoot us an email at BoysintheFatherhood@Gmail.com.

On this episode, Eric & Smitty discuss the best baby shower gifts you can give an expecting parents. The boys discuss fancy-pants cheating swaddles, pajamas that'll tie your kid to the ground, and the worst gift you can give expecting parents: the dreaded Menorah-Blanket. Got questions about parenting you need answered? Shoot us an email at BoysintheFatherhood@gmail.com

In this episode of Boys in the Fatherhood, Smitty is in Quarantine because he was too lazy to get his flu shot (and he missed out on the $5 TARGET coupon that comes with it). Meanwhile the costs of day care are too damn expensive; most American's pay as much for daycare as they do on rent. Lastly, the boys debate REUSABLE DIAPERS and whether or not they are an affront to God. We want your questions about parenthood! Shoot us an email at BoysintheFatherhood@Gmail.com.

In this episode of Boys in the Fatherhood, Eric's pregnant wife has officially entered "The Sound Effect Stage," Smitty's son woke him up with a soccer ball to the face, and the boys debate whether every baby you meet is super OMG cry-your-eyes-out adorable (and how to handle it when they aren't). Have a question about parenthood you want the boys to answer? Shoot us an email at BoysintheFatherhood@gmail.com.

In this episode of Boys in the Fatherhood, Smitty is convinced the internet is trying to trick him into which toilet-training potty to purchase. The boys also discuss when is it appropriate to give your child a touchscreen, and we debate which trimester is the best (and worst). Have a question about parenthood you want the boys to answer? Shoot us an email at BoysintheFatherhood@gmail.com.

In this episode of Boys in the Fatherhood, Smitty is running on 3-hours of sleep and discusses how to deal, Eric got his wife a pregnancy pillow and boy has his life changed! Also, the boys discuss how concerned they are about what the kids will eventually read or find about them on the internet. Have a question about parenthood you want the boys to answer? Shoot us an email at BoysintheFatherhood@gmail.com.

In this episode of Boys in the Fatherhood, Smitty and Eric get into a heated debate over the "Baby on Board" stickers, and the boys discuss whether the father should be responsible for cutting the umbilical cord -- and Smitty reveals his life-long struggle and personal war against umbilical cords in general. Plus, MORE STROLLERS!!! Have a question about parenthood you want the boys to answer? Shoot us an email at BoysintheFatherhood@gmail.com.

In the deuce episode of Boys in the Fatherhood, Eric is in the market for a stroller, which gives him permission to yell at strangers on the street. The boys also discuss how to deal with an over-sharing partner, pregnant or otherwise. And Smitty has to deal with a demon balloon his son stole but now can't reach. BONUS QUESTION: How much whiskey is too much whiskey to give a child? Have a question about parenthood you want the boys to answer? Shoot us an email at BoysintheFatherhood@gmail.com.

In the first episode of Boys in the Fatherhood, Smitty and Eric discuss how to prevent your in-laws from trying to move in with you (because they're going to want to move in with you). The boys also discuss Godparents and the best (and not-so-best) ways to ask your friends and family members to take care of your offspring in the event of your untimely death. Finally, the boys discuss life insurance, since for the first time ever, their lives are actually worth something. Have a question about parenthood you want the boys to answer? Shoot us an email at BoysintheFatherhood@gmail.com.