Cake and Kombucha is a sophisticated and ratchet, informative but entertaining, naughty but nice take on politics, reality TV, and one woman's weird interactions with the world. Hosted by actress and writer Kelechi Ezie.
My good judy Ebony is here y'all! She's back from Iceland and performing on le Broadway, and we get deep into the escalating Nneka and Wendy strife on episodes 3 and 4 of Potomac! Join us as we go from long baby hairs to prayer closets while breaking this Crucible-like religious storyline down.
Meet my cousin Uzoma, a straight man forced to watch Bravo for the first time! He's a hilarious storyteller and a great, insightful guy who moved to the US from Nigeria as a teen. In this DELUXE, INFORMATIVE episode, he breaks down the beef with Wendy and RHOP new girl Nneka from a Nigerian perspective. We lowkey got in trouble with our elders for discussing these taboos & curses...So ENJOY! Timestamps below: ************ -00:15 1st First Impressions -00:23 Robyn and Jaun (divorce lawyer perspective) -00:36 Nneka 1st Impressions -00:55 Wendy Rumors: What is Osu? -01:26 Shrines, Witches, Flying Cats
RHOM is back in all of its lush tropical glory. We'll get into Larsa's pet toddler and the power of a fresh, swingy bob.
Rundown of the Vegas trip, Sutton's mysterious meltdown, and strip show etiquette. I also cover the sad Keke Palmer news (acht acht acht I know I said I wasn't going to do current events but shut it!!!)
PK gives Dorit the anniversary surprise of her nightmares, and Kyle plays pin the tattoo on the crumbling marriage.
Solo recap of RHOBH Premiere! Broadway actress and generally inappropriate person Kelechi Ezie recaps the insane Tenessee Williams monologues that dominated this premiere in which there are horses, broken marriages, and a puppet named Erica who just wanted to learn empathy and be a real girl. ***These premieres are kicking my ass but I'm gonna catch up for y'all! Please download rate and review this avalanche of content!
Cake and Kombucha is back at long last!!! and here to discuss what's important: BRAVO! Guest Dania P Lewis joins Kelechi to discuss season 8 premiere of RHOP, and share thoughts on our favorite housewives, villains, wigs, Ashley Cat's coastal chic house, and how we're so glad Juan Dixon isn't here right now. Also featuring my chiweenie, Circe Croissant Ezie.
Mike Pence's familiar lands on his head in the debate, Donald Trump receives cutting edge treatment for Covid while the rest of us perish, and white militia groups try to kidnap the governor of Michigan. Tory Lanez might finally get deported! This is just a week in the news, no embellishment needed!
Donald Trump has the Rona. Just press play.
This episode starts with a tribute to the late Chadwick Boseman, may he rest in peace. We'll then delve into the Jessica Krug scandal (Rachel Dolezal's Afro Latino North African Cousin). Lastly, Trump has apparently said disparaging things about the military...just like he already has for years in public. LE SCANDAL!
After a hiatus, C&K returns!Kelechi is happy to be back and giving you the rundown on the Black is King and WAP controversy. *This episode will have explicit language so please put your earbuds in and tell your kids you're on a Zoom.
CAKE AND KOMBUCHA 65 - LYSOL ON THE ROCKS by Kelechi Ezie
CAKE AND KOMBUCHA 64 - CORONA CHRONICLES by Kelechi Ezie
This episode is co-hosted by my dear friend actress Ebony Blake (Harry Potter and The Cursed Child), currently trapped in San Francisco! We discuss everything from life with Shelter in Place to our current reality TV faves. We of course address how actors and gig workers are uniquely affected by this crisis. Please excuse the wonky sound - we’re on Skype and it’s QUARANTIME!
On this special episode it Cake and Kombucha we run down the facts of COVID-19, the zoonotic plague. We also learn what zoonotic means. Stay tuned for some Coronavirus inspired musical stylings, as well as the new release from the App Store - Weari - here to answer all of your ‘Rona questions.
This week on Cake and Buch, we get into the nitty gritty of Super Tuesday, the Target Black History Vagina Scandal (aka Honey Pot), Chris Matthews early retirement at 74, and we are honored to have Joe Biden recount the time he ended apartheid with Bob Marley.
Of course we gonna discuss this global pandemic.. But also Weinstein, Bitter Broke Bitches hating on a 9 year old boy named Quaden Bayles, Chris Matthews' DISRESPECT for Queen Elizabeth Warren, Tik Tok plagiarism, and the Internet coming for grieving widows. Don't forget to wash your hands and sprinkle some ginger ale on it!
In this self explanatory episode.... LOL this title is credited to Michael Bloomberg not I. Elizabeth Warren lays a smackdown that leaves us all gagging and Michael Bloomberg on an IV drip of dry martinis and inappropriate jokes. Trump disses Parasite's Oscar Win but really we agree with the film distributors - he can't read. At all, but also subtitles. Lil Boosie is kicked out of a roach infested Planet Fitness for his transphobic and really just all sorts of stupid remarks about Dwayne Wade's daughter Zaya People are so racist and angry about Coronavirus they are attacking Asian citizens...which requires getting really close to them...so racism again is confusing
Hey everyone! Back from a great tech through opening weekend for my play JUMP at Astoria Performing Arts Center (tickets at apac.org) so lots to catch up on! We now live in a dictatorship so that's a thing! Most Lit Superbowl Halftime Show has racist and anti rhythm clap-back The Internet Sacrifices One Black Woman for One Black Man (Gayle King & Kobe) Dwayne Wade and Gaby Union are awesome parents!! My sister Chinyere Ezie reaches historic settlement with Prada! Woop! Get in here!
Kelechi is back! With her eyes in tact....after suffering a corneal abrasion. You may be asking - what does a scratched cornea have to do with speaking into a microphone? You may also be a jerk. Regardless - you'll find out. This week includes an update on Megxit, ImPEACHMiNT Tea (our favorite flavor), Popeye's bizarre, intrusive and one step away from disrespectful new clothing line, and the untimely passing of a legend.
CAKE AND KOMBUCHA 56 - MEGALICIOUS (THE DUCHESS) by Kelechi Ezie
Happy New Year Everyone! Unfortunately we started out this year with a bang...which we will discuss. That is a bad pun for war. We might have a war. We'll also get into Part II of the R Kelly documentary, serial killer thirst for Penn Badgley in YOU, and of course.....CATS!! I saw it for all of us. And I have lots of questions.
Dr. Boyce Hotep Watkins came for Lizzo because he's miserable and has a Ph.D from Youtube. And Merry ChristmaHanuKwanzakah y'all
Hey hey hey! This week's Pod has 3 parts! First, listen to a full impeachment bullet point for those of you confused on the details of exactly what with down with this QUID PRO QUO. I'm giving you dates and deets so we can be on the same page. Second, my Wednesday night thoughts immediately after impeachment. Third, today! Friday Dec 20, two days after Cheeto Despot has been publicly spanked, we discuss what's going down. Other topics include the Bronx kidnapping hoax, Michelle Williams blossoms into a butterfly, and Kim Kardashian does Diahann Carroll drag cause she can't help pissing us off.
This week offers a grab bag of different stories... starting with the most important of the week - Lizzo's booty. We'll also cover drag queens in the Italian Mob, the judge who forced her lawyers into threesomes with her pastor, Cuba Gooding Jr's alleged pee-pee fetish, and Impeachment Lite - 50% the bullshit. This week will feature smooth trap standards by OTetta Gensizerald.
Kelechi is back from Thanksgiving with a Kem Tribute for your listening pleasure! Of course we discuss Impeachment and the sassy white women who made it possible, in addition to a Spoiler Filled** Queen and Slim discussion, AG Barr's disgusting police threats to black/brown communities, TI being the inspiration for the show Snapped, Billy Dee Williams judgement of us for not understanding his Jungian Sex Panther Archetype, and Justin Timberlake's drunk hand holding scandal.
Cake and Kombucha hits 50 episodes. **SUBSCRIBE RATE AND REVIEW IF YOU'VE EVER LIKED ANY PART OF ANYTHING ON THE SHOW**Thanks! This week is sponsored by Dorian G Skincare and Wellness, where Republicans go to take years of evildoing off their face. Kelechi dives deep into Impeachment Hearings and the Debates, as deep as possible for her into Colin Kapernick since it relates to sports. We also discuss Evelyn Lozada becoming celibate at the tender new age of 43, and the bodybuilding 82 year old who sent her home invader away in an ambulance!
CK 49 - NOBODY PUTS BABY'S HYMEN IN THE CORNER by Kelechi Ezie
Happy Halloween Guys and Ghouls! Kelechi dressed up as I Dream of Genie this year, but some of your civil servants, namely Rudy Giuliani and Kellyanne Conway, are dressing up as idiots. Megan Markle receives support from Members of Parliament, Meghan McCain almost receives a backhand from Whoopi. Plus, casting controversy and Kanye West.
SCIF. Sensitive Compartmented Information Facility (pronounced “skiff”), a U.S. Department of Defense term for a secure room. It can be a secure room or data center that guards against electronic surveillance and suppresses data leakage of sensitive security and military information. Yeah so yesterday Republicans ran in that thing ^^ with their phones and ordered pizza! We'll discuss! In episode 45, and Kelechi is back from a short break to bring you more fun news: Is Megan Markle a goldigger or is Wendy Williams a muppet? You decide. Lizzo's resolves copyright scandal somewhat, Miley Cyrus tells us it's ok to be un-gay, and White men in Tennessee are (not)being stripped of their rights, but they're mad as hell and not gonna take it anymore!! Also check out my guest spot on You Good podcast this week with Mike Brown (IG:@yomikebrown)
In this special episode of C&K Kelechi forgets to plug her mic information or the first 6 min. Sorry. It's audible, just not mellifluous as usual. Annnnnd INTRODUCING ** LIPSTICK AND POLITICS!** Cake and Kombucha live in living color on Youtube! Listen to the end of the episode for a sneak audio peek of the new video series where Kelechi unboxes cardboard boxes, tries on makeup ,and talks about current events! In this week's regular programming we cover - Hunter Biden Quits - Amber Guyger Judge Tammy Kemp & Witness Assassination - Crazy Book Burning in Georgia - TI's biggest mistake - AOC's America hating hair salon visit - Trump wants to let us choose which spice level of immigrants move into our hoods
This week on Cake and Kombucha: We get our Trader Joe's sample cups ready as Trump does a live demo of his impeachable offenses A cop gets hugged by a judge for murdering someone in cold blood Stacey Dash goes to jail Norah Jones makes a special appearance!
Ummm you know what time it is. Impeachment time. That's pretty much what we'll discuss. Plus bossy vegans, know-it-all younger boyfriends, and 22 year old Ukrainian dwarfs who pretend to be little girls to get adopted.
This Week on C&K... A correction from last week re The Spy Who Confused Me Shane Gillis is hired & fired from SNL and welcomed into the bosom of racism apologists everywhere. 90 Day Finance The Other Way is definitely justifying it's existence as the 400th 90 Day franchise New evidence confirms that Brett Kavanuagh lied Debate review and more!
Kelechi is coming down from the high of an amazing musical experience in which she realized she's a conservative groupie In this XL C&K episode we discuss swimsuits that let your buttcheeks touch, Felicity Huffman's 45 min jail sentence, the Spy Who Shagged 2016 Election, mean 90s RnB stars and more! Feature a cappella musical odes to the one and only Mr. Raphael Saadiq
This week on the pod, Kelechi drags Azaeila Banks through the dust of feminist liberation for attempting to come for Lizzo. We attempt to unravel the Malik Yoba scandal. Plus Kelechi learns about the hidden book in the Bible that forbids interracial marriages in Mississippi.
This week on C&K: Kelechi breaks down the Dave Chapelle special (hint - she was not amused) Maria Sharapova continues to be the Taylor Swift of tennis (and Alex Ohanian is Pettiest Husband of the Year)... and word on the street is Ilhan Omar is running through these hoes.
Kelechi is back from Eurotrip 2019 with salient observations like the size of airport bathroom stalls and whether Irish eyes are really smiling.
Cake and Kombucha goes on a brief summer vacay! Please this time to catch up or spread the love to a trusted friend and companion. Au revoir! As always, please subscribe, rate and review on Apple!
Two tipsy bishes sip on rose and discuss the NEWZ! Introducing the brilliant and beautiful Haja Samura who guests on this episode We cover the dark psychic forces of the Dem Debates, how AC SLATER/Mario Lopez is NOT Mark Conseulos, and more! Raw and mostly unedited hot girl summer edition of C&K
Puerto Rico shows us the most LIT AF day party of a protest in the world Lil Duval hates afros except his own Meuller does befuddled ole man Cosplay guest star: Ayesha Curry, founder of Hot Girl Mom Summer inci
Trump please abeg, send your mail order bride back oh. Enough with this foolishness. This week: -My response to Send Her Back is Yo Momma! - Eric Garner Ruling - Ayesha Curry Mom Appropriates Hot Girl Summer - 90 Day Fiance aka Larissa Explains Her Bail
Weekend Edition! Don't @ me! ASAP, 911 Calls and other Tomfoolery
The Little Mermaid is Black and the Internet is furious because science Daniel Ceasar sells 3000 albums because he dared you not to by them and you didn't an ice cream licker is on the loose - and more!
Your regularly scheduled C&K will be on hiatus...until the weekend :)
Hola y Bienvenidos. Me llamo Kelechi. I am not running for president this year but just in case I do soon I wanted to make sure only one meaningful sentence of this podcast is in Spanish. This week on a special weekend edition of Cake and Kombucha we talk all things debate!! Love, That Podcast Host Was Me
My doppleganger Ava Duvernay wants you to stop calling her Auntie. She don't claim you. Neither do Oprah and Gayle! Racist pro-gun Parkland survivor Kyle Kachov rage tweets Harvard after his admission is revoked.Trump rallies are in full swing - hey deja vu! And Rachel Dolezal has come out as bi....leaving very few identities unclaimed.
Episode 29 features actor, singer, and songwriter and finalist of BET's Sunday Best, Trevon Davis. He's Kelechi's old partner in crime from Book of Mormon, and has stopped by from the Aussie Tour! This episode covers, kangaroos, emus, cartoonish Australian racism, a Hemsworth spotting last night, Wendy Williams' potato salad, Cuba Gooding Junior - fugitive of the law, and more! Also, Trevon shares his panty dropping Luther tinged vocals with us (nope women, not a chance sorry)....
It's above me. It's above me now. It's above me. It's above me now.
In this episode opening the icon Dionne Warwick graces us with her musical stylings. Then we cover Kit Harrington, Meuller's dramatic retirement sacrifice because he hates our incompetence but wants to save us still, Aunt Becky's underachieving offspring....90 Day Fiancé...We also take a look at how Natalie Portman said Dracarys and burned Moby's book tour to #metoo ashes.