Doc's Dumb Dumb of the Day

A man in Brazil claimed he was carjacked, stuffed in the trunk of his Porsche 911 Carrera, driven to a remote location, and left inside while his car was set on fire. The only camera for miles, set up by a rural farmer, caught the man setting his own car ablaze for the insurance.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

50-year-old Cory Nickerson was caught on surveillance cameras sneaking his way into the Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office and allegedly assaulting two dispatchers. What really stood out was Cory's "attire". He was wearing a hat ... and a Speedo. This was in New Hampshire?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

76-year-old John Moss was apparently trying to throw police off the scent. Despite the sign hanging on the front of his house that said "Absolutely no drugs allowed on the premises" detectives found plenty inside. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Curiosity got the best of 74-year-old Mohan Lal from Konchi, India. He faked his own death to find out who would attend his funeral and grieve him. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A man named Michael Jackson, but not THE Michael Jackson, was driving a stolen Chevy Silverado in Crawford County, Kansas when he ran out of gas. He stopped by another man's house to ask for help but ALSO asked the homeowner to "not call the cops." Cops were called anyway 'cause that's a weird thing to say.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

3 men in their early 20's hopped the fence at Playland Amusement Park in Rye, New York to steal 200 stuffed carnival prizes. First, they entered a control room and cut cables, thinking they were taking out the park's security cameras. They were wrong. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A 70-year-old Italian man was caught running a long, long con to collect over a MILLION dollars in disability. It was going pretty well until he forgot he was supposed to be blind. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

He got his Blizzard, then he got arrested. 40-year-old Elijah Reagan started the night by shooting off mortar fireworks in his apartment, starting a fire spread to 8 other units. A high-speed chase followed, and THAT was the beginning of a 4-hour armed standoff with police. It finally ended when Elijah got what he really wanted...a meal, with Blizzard, from Dairy Queen.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jordan Cotto got in a verbal confrontation last Friday night in Largo, FL. Things got messy, literally, when Jordan retrieved a cheeseburger from his vehicle and whipped it, hitting another man in the shoulder. And now we know you can get arrested in Florida for that.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A 60-year-old retired firefighter robbed a local grocery store but had NO intention of getting away with it. He wanted to be arrested and sent to prison to protect his grandson, who was already serving time.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Yes, it's true. Police in Somerset County in England are seeking the public's help in locating Morgan Freeman. THEIR Morgan Freeman is a "white male, 5'4', of slim build with brown/ginger hair and beard." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After tipping back a few at a local club, Austin Caresani says he went looking for a friend's house. He picked the wrong one and paid for it with a beating from the guy inside, MMA Fighter Henny Rojas. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you're going to consult with artificial intelligence to see if a crime would result in jail time, do it BEFORE you commit the crime, not after.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's like Richard Applequist was just waiting for his cue. While an Idaho Springs, CO TV reporter was on location giving a description of a robbery suspect (Richard), guess who walked RIGHT into the shot? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It started when Kaila was arrested for suspicion of DUI after committing multiple traffic violations. She called her husband, Matthew, to come get her ... which he did, except HE was drunk, too and got a DUI all his own.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

42-year-old Joseph Ramirez was arrested after being approached by two officers on horseback, members of the Lubbock Mounted Patrol Unit. One officer made a joke that his horse could smell narcotics, but Joseph didn't get it and took off running. The horse won that race.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tevin Haywood had quite the day in Marlborogh, Massachusetts. It started with shoplifting from Target. It ended with being arrested for drug possession and tampering with evidence because, when cops arrived for the shoplifting, Tevin shoved multiple plastic sandwich bags filled with drugs in his mouth.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A DoorDash driver thought it would be a good idea to call police after delivering trash bags, zip ties, bleach, a hatchet, etc... to a motel room in Sweetwater, TX. It only got more odd from there. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Authorities had to execute a PIT maneuver to get Kristian Beall to stop driving the wrong way on a Florida interstate. Even though she was the only one in the car, she told the cops her "husband was driving" her home. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Things got hinky for a guy in a Fort Lauderdale, FL Popeyes drive-thru the other night when a drunk girl interrupted his pick-up and demanded a Baconater. Odd considering those are only available at Wendy's. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

47-year-old Terrill Osborne thought it'd be a good idea to express his road rage by getting in the path of the vehicle that had passed him. That vehicle was an ambulance responding to a call, lights and all. Terrill was arrested.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A man on a Royal Caribbean cruise jumped overboard rather than pay the Rhapsody of the Seas Casino the almost $17,000 he lost. He's fine, but could be looking at a $250,000 fine and/or up to 5 years in prison. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kasper Lincoln is just a big kid at heart. After he'd had a few "adult" beverages, he borrowed a child's battery-powered toy jeep and went for a ride to get a Slurpee. He found out the hard way you can STILL get a DUI, even behind the wheel of a pink Barbie Jeep.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

John Cianci may have found the hack for not having to attend any more weddings. He got drunk at a reception in Connoquenessing, PA and, when the bartender cut him off, John started swinging. The first person he hit was the bride. The BRIDE!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Quickly putting distance between you and the crime you just committed is usually "best practice," unless you're really hungry and need a Frosty.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When police decide they're going to arrest you, they don't really care what you're up to at the time. Alec Bogus was in a mud bath at Indian Hot Springs in Colorado when cops made their move. Then he made HIS move and got away ... for a little while.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

They wouldn't let him cut in line at the grocery store, that's it. That was enough for 65-year-old Daniel Kenel to attack them in the parking lot and shoot them both in the face with bug spray. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ronald Jackson found out the hard way you do NOT get a cash reward for turning yourself in. He's mad that Crime Stoppers denied him the $500 reward after surrendering to police in Macon, Georgia.The devil's in the fine print.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Michael Hudak had a key to his neighbor's house, in case of emergency. When that neighbor returned home after an extended vacation, a $16k Rolex was missing. Police found out Michael had pawned it.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

49-year-old Jason Brooks tried to nonchalantly retrieve his downed drone from someone's backyard in Lutz, Florida. We're thinking he was pretty anxious considering all the drugs attached to his drone. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's hard to pull off the "not me" claim when you're standing right there. The driver of a car that slammed into a home's retaining wall told police someone else stole his car and crashed it. The K-9 alerted otherwise and the driver, not his imaginary friend, was arrested for DUI.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Drem Benjamin traveled to her cheating ex-boyfriend's house and trashed his truck with a crowbar.Problem #1, it wasn't the right house. Problem #2, that meant it wasn't the right truck. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcia Morgan of St. Petersburg, FL actually got arrested for this. Police found her decorating a neighbor's car with toilet paper while dressed as a giant hot dog. Yes, alcohol was involved.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jasmin Hernandez has a lead foot, but not a valid driver's license or insurance. She was busted for going 74 in a 35, and her reason was less than satisfactory.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

These didn't happen on the same day, 'cause it's best to pace yourself. Ryan Bunting seems to have an issue with anyone in a uniform. First, he mooned first responders who were answering the call for a fire. 2 days later he refused to leave a home and fought with cops while being arrested. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

51-year-old Anthony Marzola was arrested for wielding a dagger and confronting a landscaper who was just trying to mow a lawn. Oddly, Anthony was dress in a Court Jester's costume at the time. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After a fight with her ex-boyfriend, 31-year-old Stephanie Carlquist got revenge by totaling his car. The glitter in the air vents was our particular favorite. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bello Azees was arrested in Nigeria for faking his own kidnapping. He needed money and, since his family had money, he thought they'd pay to get him back. It didn't go as planned.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Yes, drugs were involved last week when a DoorDash driver ran his vehicle into a tree while making a delivery. He poured fuel on the fire (literally) by lighting the car on fire and making a run for it. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rashawn Scott pretended to pull over, but took off for a high-speed chase. Authorities ended things with stop sticks and found out later Rashawn had been on Facebook Live during the chase.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Yes, 47-year-old Kipp Polston was driving through Nebraska naked. That actually turned out to be the least of his worries.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lisa Cleaver didn't have the patience to wait for a ride after being released from the Livingston Parish, LA Detention Center. First she tried to steal a car from the parking lot, and unmarked Sheriff's car. That didn't work so instead she took off in a Department of Public Works truck. She was re-arrested 2 hours later.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.