Doc's Dumb Dumb of the Day

19-year-old Christopher Garcia-Caminos is now very familiar with Florida's "Super-Speeder" law. He was clocked doing 129 mph in a 55 mph zone in Clearwater. His excuse was, McDonald's took too long making his food and he was late getting back to work. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It was a "swing & a miss" for 37-year-old Justin Allen of Ormond-By-The-Sea, FL. He was arrested after taking a hammer to a white Honda SUV in a grocery store parking lot. Justin thought he was exacting revenge against an ex-girlfriend. Turns out the vehicle belonged to a grocery store employee. Didn't matter, either way ... Justin was getting arrested. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you need to get to the Sheriff's Office to pay a fine for your open container violation, maybe don't get drunk and drive yourself there. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

26-year-old Dean Young thought he found an easy target in Hialeah, FL. A landscaper had left their van open and unattended, so Dean climbed up on in. Things went downhill fast when the landscaper locked the van with Dean inside it.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brandon Mattingly mowed down 15 or so mailboxes in a residential area of Mount Vernon, Indiana. His SUV inflicted quite a bit of damage, but it's hard to know if it was on purpose or just really bad driving. Alcohol was involved. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

30-year-old Josiah Darling felt the need to lie to police when they asked for his name. To his credit, he picked (possibly) the biggest liar in the history of television characters. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A 26-year-old man in Turkey was arrested after using a stolen forklift to break into a jewelry store. After scooping up a variety of gold rings, necklaces, bracelets, etc., he made his getaway on a donkey. That is not a typo. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

An Amazon delivery driver was apparently enjoying BuzzBallz while on his route in China Spring, Texas. After driving over a resident's mailbox, he was witnessed stuffing empty BuzzBallz containers down a storm drain. Police arrived before the driver had time to sober up. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A burglar tried to make his getaway after breaking in to a woman's home in Derbyshire, England. He should've mapped out his escape route first. After squeezing through a fence, he found himself surrounded by 8 llamas in a farmer's field. Those llamas weren't letting him go without making sure he'd been sufficiently psychologically scarred. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

23-year-old Benjamin Rakel visited Whiskey Wings in Largo, FL and walked out on his $64.18 tab. He was arrested when he went back the next day to retrieve the phone charger he'd left the night before.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cops were called to a home in Boardman, Ohio last week. The call was for a domestic disturbance and there was a weapon involved ... a pan of lasagna. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

33-year-old Ricky Taylor picked an "unusual" weapon when he robbed a Taco Bell in Muncie, Indiana. He was arrested a block away, still in possession of the pruning shears he used in the hold up. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If cops pull you over because your car's on fire, there's a good chance they're going to want a breathalyzer. Florida Man Patrick Rinaldi and his wife barely escaped tragedy last Friday but Patrick couldn't escape a DUI. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

An unnamed man in Pittsburgh had to be rescued after removing his clothes and jumping in the river at Point State Park. This all happened AFTER he stole a full-sized $30,000 harp from someone's home.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We really wish there were a way to find out how things went for this couple. They're either celebrating their 7th Anniversary ... or not. Originally aired Jan. 26th, 2021 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jessica Wolf, 43 from Jacksonville, Texas was arrested days after making a video call to a Texas inmate. Maybe she forgot it was video and someone monitors calls AND video chats. That would explain why she thought it would be okay to smoke meth during that visit. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A man from Kewlona, British Columbia was pulled over by police when they saw him behind the wheel with a pipe in his mouth. He told them it was marijuana (still illegal) but it turned out to be crack (more illegal).See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lindsey Josefsberg of South Miama, FL ordered a Lyft after her shopping spree at a Family Dollar. While the driver was loading her bags into the trunk of his Honda Accord, Lindsey hopped in the driver's seat and took off. Good for him, he'd left his iPhone inside and, with a few clicks in Find My iPhone, cops drove straight to Lindsey's place and found the car. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

James Taylor (not THAT one) was arrested in Pueblo, CO after making over 100 calls to 911 in one day. That's how cops found out there was a warrant for his arrest, so they went and got him ... after a few hour "stand-off."See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

53-year-old Thomas Lydon was summoned to appear before a judge for making threats. Thomas went and waited, but then got sick of waiting and left. When he showed up at the police station the next day to complain, he was promptly arrested for failing to appear in court. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cops pulled over a man in Waupaca County, WI for suspicion of driving under the influence. They called THAT one. He was (technically) 21 times his legal limit. After previous DUI's, the driver's limit was 0.02. He went WAY past that.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

29-year-old Arianna Moss no longer works at Highland Recreation Center, all because of a 40 oz Stanley tumbler. Arianna was caught on surveillance cameras stuffing her coworkers' Stanley into her lunchbox. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Erin Sutton isn't really a mermaid, but she told the cops arresting her she was "trying to be a mermaid." They got her out of her neighbor's pond, where she was trespassing, but then she got physical with cops, was tased, and wound up arrested. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

An argument can be made that this 38-year-old fortune teller was spot on when he predicted a 19-year-old girl would "lose a valuable item in the near future." Sure, that was right before HE stole her iPhone ... but he WAS right.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

William White Jr. was working for the USPS in Pensacola and, after delivering a package, saw a 10-year-old boy on a scooter WITH that package. William decided he was going to get that package back by running the thief down with his mail truck. Thank God he (mostly) missed. Turns out the boy was taking the package to the neighbor's because William had delivered it to the wrong house. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Police found Vladimir Demidovich hiding in a Florida garage Christmas morning. There were two problems; it wasn't his garage and he wasn't wearing any clothes. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

44-year-old Eric Rothenbuhler wrapped up 2025 in jail after stealing toys from under a tree at a Red Roof Inn in Florida Christmas morning. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A 38-year-old man was arrested after leading cops on a foot chase. He tried hiding in plain sight by blending in with a Nativity Scene. It did NOT work since most Nativity Scenes have 3 Wise Men, not 4. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A grown, naked man crawled under a gate at the Commerce City, CO Police Department and took a cop car for a short joy ride. Cops didn't know he wasn't wearing clothes until they pulled him out of the vehicle and arrested him. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Latoya Clark was heading to federal court to face charges for conspiracy, money laundering, and wire fraud. Too bad her method of transportation was a stolen U-Haul cargo van. She didn't make it to court that day.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

21-year-old Kayonne Baxter stole a Hyundai Sonata, parked it in the wrong spot, and found out it had been towed. He called police the next day asking if he could get his personal belongings out of it. "Sure," they said, "come on down." He was arrested. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kourtney, a DoorDash Driver, was arrested after being caught on a doorbell camera spraying what looked like pepper spray on the order she just delivered. The couple who ordered the food knew something was up when the wife had trouble breathing and threw up. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

24-year-old Dyllon Redfern was arrested after robbing a liquor store in Tulsa, OK. Police are confidant they have the right guy after finding Dyllon with the weapon used in the robbery, described by store employees as "an old-timey musket."See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're not sure why, but 26-year-old Aaron Rodrigues De Los Santos really wanted that 2015 Honda Civic. He stole it (the first time) November 23. Police recovered it but didn't know it was Aaron who took it ... until he took it again 2 weeks later.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

46-year-old Jason Smith of Woodsfield, Ohio (absentmindedly?) dropped a baggie of meth into a bank's drive-thru cannister. The teller inside called police and it didn't get any better for Jason.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

35-year-old Corey Johnson had left his Jeep in short-term parking at Louis Armstrong New Orleans International Airport. When it was time to leave, he didn't have the money to pay the fee. He was hoping a bomb threat (or two) would cause enough trouble and he'd be able to leave. Oh, there was trouble all right.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A 32-year-old Aukland man was arrested in a jewelry store after swallowing a Fabergé Egg pendantworth around $20,000. Police say "the suspect is in custody and being medically monitored while authorities wait to recover the piece."That's gross See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Tesla dealership in St. Petersburg, FL is less trusting after 26-year-old Richel Valdivia took a Cybertruck for a spin. He didn't bring it back. They located it at his home two days later, but the damage had been done. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Whoever stole a trail cam near Vicksburg, MS didn't realize they should turn the darn thing OFF before committing other crimes in full-view of that camera. It transmitted 2 days worth of other illegal activities until police had enough evidence to raid the home. It was easy to find since the camera also had GPS.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The 55-year-old driver of a school bus in Maple Lake, MN blamed his 0.082 breathalyzer result on NyQuil. Yes, this happened on a school day. One of the students noticed the smell of alcohol and set the ball in motion. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

41-year-old Anthony Day was spotted strolling, naked, in Lakeland, FL. He told police it was a stunt, a TikTok challenge. That excuse maybe would've worked had Anthony had a phone with him.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

62-year-old John Turner was already having a bad day. It got worse when someone cut him off in traffic and John went OFF. He ended up on the hood of the other guy's car and was driven directly to the local police station. A dash cam caught all the action.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.