Doc's Dumb Dumb of the Day

Kaylie Santos is no longer a manager at the McDonald's in Southbridge, Massachusetts. She was fired after posting a video of doing something kind of gross with a customer's order of french fries. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

62-year-old Robert Benson of Navarre, FL sleeps in the nude. Nothing wrong with that. BUT he also went outside at 3 o'clock in the morning, nude, to remove a neighbor's annoying misfunctioning motion-sensor light. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Okay, it was just 29-year-old Dalton Hubbert on his motorcycle, trying to outrun cops at speeds up to 120 mph. What made him stand out was his helmet ... complete with bunny ears, big blue eyes, and pink nose.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

32-year-old Jane Hollingworth robbed a bank in Santa Rosa, CA. She was caught an hour later thanks to the description of "a woman with bright blue hair and a red leopard-print jacket." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marvel Walker, Jr. literally took the "o" right out of "police." He was arrested after removing the letter from the front of the Tacoma Police Department Headquarters. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A tourist from Seattle was on a Maui beach when he decided it would be fun to throw a large rock at a seal in the water. When confronted, he shouted "I'm rich, I can pay the fines." A local man came to the seal's defense and took down the rock thrower. Luckily, there's video evidence of the whole thing.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jonathan Gross had been "borrowing" his neighbor's wi-fi signal, we don't know for how long, but he sure got upset when that neighbor turned the wi-fi off. A baseball bat and alcohol were involved. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Richard Carpenter of St. Petersburg, FL used a drone to scare off someone he thought was following him. It turned out to be a delivery driver, Richard turned out to be drunk. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Richmond Lewis in Boulder, CO waited a whole 8 minutes to commit a crime after being released from jail. To his credit, stealing a firetruck's quite the crime. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Alexis Weber was arrested Tuesday for reasons we prefer not to put in writing. Go ahead and listen if you want, but it's gross.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Her REAL name is Lisa Nagel, but when cops showed up at her door answering a disturbance call she identified herself as "Donald Duck." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

18-year-olds haven't yet fully developed, mentally, so we cut them a little slack. However, when they do something dumb in the name of social media popularity, we hold them accountable. When they record themselves engaged in said activity, we arrest them because they provided their own evidence.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kimberly Brown was found asleep in her Tesla AND in traffic on a Florida Interstate shortly after 2 o'clock in the morning. That's where the vehicle stopped after Kimberly hit autopilot and closed her eyes. The car does that when it detects the driver isn't aware enough to take control. Kimberly was not, she was twice the legal limit and really sleepy. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Proofreading is important, so is the difference between "naturalist" and "naturist." The Cumbria Nature Festival had to learn this one the hard way.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cops in Cleveland pulled a woman over on the Interstate because she was only driving 38 mph (in a 60). They soon found out she'd been drinking, and was still drinking. Her excuse was ... less than persuasive.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

2 men were charged with impersonating an officer after they BOTH flashed fake badges during an altercation in Hyannis, Massachusetts. Neither man was really law enforcement. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When Enzo Conticello stole a woman's bag from a pub in Soho, he had NO idea what he had. He traded a laptop and credit cards for some drugs, but he had discarded the most valuable thing not realizing what he'd stolen. In that bag was a Faberge egg with an estimated value of $3 Million dollars. He threw it way. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

25-year-old Siria Lopez gave cops in Bonita Springs, FL a new excuse when they pulled her over for speeding. She blamed it on the car, kind of. She pointed to the Toyota Supra she'd been driving and said she thought "it was okay to go fast." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After being released from a correctional facility in Arizona, Isaiah Walker was looking for a ride home to Oklahoma. He did something not recommended for people trying to go unnoticed. He hijacked a car transporter hauling 10 really expensive Chevy C8 Corvettes. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I'munique Clark was arrested after a public meltdown over peppers at a Subway in St. Petersburg, FL. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tim Mahoney from Montgomery, NY was arrested in Key Largo, FL after putting on a show.Wearing nothing but a construction hard hat, Tim was found by police dancing in the road where he had crashed his truck into traffic cones. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Anthony Buhl of New York and March Wallin Chadwick from Tennessee were arrested after being caught with a dead alligator strapped to the roof of their vehicle while visiting Florida. They wanted to get it to a taxidermist to have it stuffed. Instead, they've been hit with a felony charge of illegal possession of an alligator. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joseph Parkhurst, Assistant Superintendent of HR & Operations in the Harrisonville, Missouri school district, was arrested after being found inside a bar at the Margaritaville Lake Resort Hotel in Osage Beach, MO. It's worth mentioning he was found "after hours" and he was asleep, wearing only his underwear, and quite a bit of damage had been done to the establishment. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When Jorge Hernandez took a trip to the liquor store in Bowling Green, Kentucky, cops pulled over him and the horse he rode in on. It was determined he was under the influence. (Jorge, not the horse) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kim Carroll in Woodhaven, MI tried lying to a judge during her virtual court hearing. The video clearly showed her behind the wheel of a car, which is a no-no. It got uncomfortable when she tried lying to the judge about it. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

41-year-old Randall Baker came across a Bud Light beer truck sitting outside a liquor store in Evansville, Indiana and just couldn't help himself. That was only the beginning of his adventure.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bryan Parker of Holly Hill, FL literally crashed (through) a gate at Daytona Beach International Airport.He drove his Ford Mustang out on the airport taxiway and tried to gain access to a couple of flights.Security, and law enforcement, and the FBI, frown on that type of behavior. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

53-year-old Farron Fullerton overstayed his reservation at a Brevard County, FL hotel. When cops arrived to "remove" him, Farron was already wearing an inmate uniform. Why? We may never know. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

32-year-old Gregory Dolcine was pulled over in Geneva, FL for going too fast, 101 mph in a 55 mph zone. His excuse was a bit of a head-scratcher. He told the officer he was "speeding to avoid an animal in the roadway." Just how fast was the animal running, Greg? And was IT chasing YOU?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brett Howard and Todd Azevedo are no longer welcome at the Ancient Ozarks Natural History Museum. They're also banned from any and all Bass Pro Shops in America. Johnny Morris owns both, and the boys are responsible for destroying around $200,000 of Johnny's property my messing with a mammoth fossil. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Sheriff's deputy in Port Orchard, Washington pulled over a 34-year-old man at 12:30 in the morning. That man took off and got away, briefly. Authorities caught up with him an hour and a half later after he had crashed his electric unicycle in a ditch. He got a DUI for drunk unicycling. Impressive.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

All 33-year-old Patrick Alexander had to do was pay his $250 bond and the Chesterfield County judge would let him go. Patrick tried to pay with 3 counterfeit $100 bills, even telling the judge to "keep the change." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When 31-year-old Nadine Kaufman was pulled over in Boca Raton, FL, police asked for her license and registration. Instead she handed them a bag of Q-Tips and batteries. It didn't get any better after that.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Stealing baseball cards from Walmart doesn't seem like a huge sin. Stealing over $1000 in cards over 5 days is harder to explain, especially when you're the Very Reverend Aidan Smith, Head Priest and Dean of of Trinity Episcopal Cathedral in Pittsburgh. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A man on a motorcycle was being chased by police when he decided to ditch it ... and his shoes ... and his backpack ... and his jacket ... and his pants. Police dogs had no problem tracking his scent right to his hiding spot.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Teara Smith was found, uninvited, in the kitchen of a family's home in Springfield, Missouri. She'd made a mess before enjoying a bowl of Fruity Pebbles and getting to know the family dog. After admitting to some marijuana use and saying she "mistook the house for a fair," Teara was arrested.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

33-year-old Mitchell Fairbarn of Ontario, Canada made some memories, and headlines, last week in Vegas. He took a Flamingo out of it's habitat at The Flamingo Hotel because he thought it needed help. Sounds more like Mitchell needed to sober up.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

24-year-old Spencer Anderson was arrested after destroying at least 3 license plate readers in Waterford, Michigan. Cops knew it was him since the readers caught images of their own destruction and the man who did it.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

While his Mom waited back at the test center, a 26-year-old man in St Helens, England was pulled over while taking his driver's test. At first it was just for a busted taillight, but when cops caught a whiff of marijuana, the test was over. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

South Korean tax authorities learned the hard way, and at a cost of $5.6 million U.S., that before you brag online about your recent crypto bust make sure the photos you're posting don't include the wallet recovery phrases. Someone might take advantage of that.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When Travis Meir of Minneapolis ordered a hydration vest off Amazon, his shipment included a loaded handgun. Amazon's trying to figure out how THAT happened.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

39-year-old Felicia Howard tried to bail someone out of jail in Madisonville, KY. "Tried" is the operative word because she handed over a stack of $100's, all stamped with "For Motion Picture Use Only."See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.