Doc's Dumb Dumb of the Day

25-year-old Siria Lopez gave cops in Bonita Springs, FL a new excuse when they pulled her over for speeding. She blamed it on the car, kind of. She pointed to the Toyota Supra she'd been driving and said she thought "it was okay to go fast." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After being released from a correctional facility in Arizona, Isaiah Walker was looking for a ride home to Oklahoma. He did something not recommended for people trying to go unnoticed. He hijacked a car transporter hauling 10 really expensive Chevy C8 Corvettes. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I'munique Clark was arrested after a public meltdown over peppers at a Subway in St. Petersburg, FL. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tim Mahoney from Montgomery, NY was arrested in Key Largo, FL after putting on a show.Wearing nothing but a construction hard hat, Tim was found by police dancing in the road where he had crashed his truck into traffic cones. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Anthony Buhl of New York and March Wallin Chadwick from Tennessee were arrested after being caught with a dead alligator strapped to the roof of their vehicle while visiting Florida. They wanted to get it to a taxidermist to have it stuffed. Instead, they've been hit with a felony charge of illegal possession of an alligator. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joseph Parkhurst, Assistant Superintendent of HR & Operations in the Harrisonville, Missouri school district, was arrested after being found inside a bar at the Margaritaville Lake Resort Hotel in Osage Beach, MO. It's worth mentioning he was found "after hours" and he was asleep, wearing only his underwear, and quite a bit of damage had been done to the establishment. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When Jorge Hernandez took a trip to the liquor store in Bowling Green, Kentucky, cops pulled over him and the horse he rode in on. It was determined he was under the influence. (Jorge, not the horse) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kim Carroll in Woodhaven, MI tried lying to a judge during her virtual court hearing. The video clearly showed her behind the wheel of a car, which is a no-no. It got uncomfortable when she tried lying to the judge about it. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

41-year-old Randall Baker came across a Bud Light beer truck sitting outside a liquor store in Evansville, Indiana and just couldn't help himself. That was only the beginning of his adventure.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bryan Parker of Holly Hill, FL literally crashed (through) a gate at Daytona Beach International Airport.He drove his Ford Mustang out on the airport taxiway and tried to gain access to a couple of flights.Security, and law enforcement, and the FBI, frown on that type of behavior. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

53-year-old Farron Fullerton overstayed his reservation at a Brevard County, FL hotel. When cops arrived to "remove" him, Farron was already wearing an inmate uniform. Why? We may never know. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

32-year-old Gregory Dolcine was pulled over in Geneva, FL for going too fast, 101 mph in a 55 mph zone. His excuse was a bit of a head-scratcher. He told the officer he was "speeding to avoid an animal in the roadway." Just how fast was the animal running, Greg? And was IT chasing YOU?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brett Howard and Todd Azevedo are no longer welcome at the Ancient Ozarks Natural History Museum. They're also banned from any and all Bass Pro Shops in America. Johnny Morris owns both, and the boys are responsible for destroying around $200,000 of Johnny's property my messing with a mammoth fossil. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Sheriff's deputy in Port Orchard, Washington pulled over a 34-year-old man at 12:30 in the morning. That man took off and got away, briefly. Authorities caught up with him an hour and a half later after he had crashed his electric unicycle in a ditch. He got a DUI for drunk unicycling. Impressive.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

All 33-year-old Patrick Alexander had to do was pay his $250 bond and the Chesterfield County judge would let him go. Patrick tried to pay with 3 counterfeit $100 bills, even telling the judge to "keep the change." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When 31-year-old Nadine Kaufman was pulled over in Boca Raton, FL, police asked for her license and registration. Instead she handed them a bag of Q-Tips and batteries. It didn't get any better after that.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Stealing baseball cards from Walmart doesn't seem like a huge sin. Stealing over $1000 in cards over 5 days is harder to explain, especially when you're the Very Reverend Aidan Smith, Head Priest and Dean of of Trinity Episcopal Cathedral in Pittsburgh. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A man on a motorcycle was being chased by police when he decided to ditch it ... and his shoes ... and his backpack ... and his jacket ... and his pants. Police dogs had no problem tracking his scent right to his hiding spot.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Teara Smith was found, uninvited, in the kitchen of a family's home in Springfield, Missouri. She'd made a mess before enjoying a bowl of Fruity Pebbles and getting to know the family dog. After admitting to some marijuana use and saying she "mistook the house for a fair," Teara was arrested.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

33-year-old Mitchell Fairbarn of Ontario, Canada made some memories, and headlines, last week in Vegas. He took a Flamingo out of it's habitat at The Flamingo Hotel because he thought it needed help. Sounds more like Mitchell needed to sober up.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

24-year-old Spencer Anderson was arrested after destroying at least 3 license plate readers in Waterford, Michigan. Cops knew it was him since the readers caught images of their own destruction and the man who did it.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

While his Mom waited back at the test center, a 26-year-old man in St Helens, England was pulled over while taking his driver's test. At first it was just for a busted taillight, but when cops caught a whiff of marijuana, the test was over. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

South Korean tax authorities learned the hard way, and at a cost of $5.6 million U.S., that before you brag online about your recent crypto bust make sure the photos you're posting don't include the wallet recovery phrases. Someone might take advantage of that.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When Travis Meir of Minneapolis ordered a hydration vest off Amazon, his shipment included a loaded handgun. Amazon's trying to figure out how THAT happened.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

39-year-old Felicia Howard tried to bail someone out of jail in Madisonville, KY. "Tried" is the operative word because she handed over a stack of $100's, all stamped with "For Motion Picture Use Only."See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

27-year-old Jonathan McMillian tried to run and hide from police after a traffic stop. He should've just kept running and skipped the hiding ... because he's not very good at it. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

19-year-old Christopher Garcia-Caminos is now very familiar with Florida's "Super-Speeder" law. He was clocked doing 129 mph in a 55 mph zone in Clearwater. His excuse was, McDonald's took too long making his food and he was late getting back to work. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It was a "swing & a miss" for 37-year-old Justin Allen of Ormond-By-The-Sea, FL. He was arrested after taking a hammer to a white Honda SUV in a grocery store parking lot. Justin thought he was exacting revenge against an ex-girlfriend. Turns out the vehicle belonged to a grocery store employee. Didn't matter, either way ... Justin was getting arrested. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you need to get to the Sheriff's Office to pay a fine for your open container violation, maybe don't get drunk and drive yourself there. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

26-year-old Dean Young thought he found an easy target in Hialeah, FL. A landscaper had left their van open and unattended, so Dean climbed up on in. Things went downhill fast when the landscaper locked the van with Dean inside it.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brandon Mattingly mowed down 15 or so mailboxes in a residential area of Mount Vernon, Indiana. His SUV inflicted quite a bit of damage, but it's hard to know if it was on purpose or just really bad driving. Alcohol was involved. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

30-year-old Josiah Darling felt the need to lie to police when they asked for his name. To his credit, he picked (possibly) the biggest liar in the history of television characters. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A 26-year-old man in Turkey was arrested after using a stolen forklift to break into a jewelry store. After scooping up a variety of gold rings, necklaces, bracelets, etc., he made his getaway on a donkey. That is not a typo. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

An Amazon delivery driver was apparently enjoying BuzzBallz while on his route in China Spring, Texas. After driving over a resident's mailbox, he was witnessed stuffing empty BuzzBallz containers down a storm drain. Police arrived before the driver had time to sober up. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A burglar tried to make his getaway after breaking in to a woman's home in Derbyshire, England. He should've mapped out his escape route first. After squeezing through a fence, he found himself surrounded by 8 llamas in a farmer's field. Those llamas weren't letting him go without making sure he'd been sufficiently psychologically scarred. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

23-year-old Benjamin Rakel visited Whiskey Wings in Largo, FL and walked out on his $64.18 tab. He was arrested when he went back the next day to retrieve the phone charger he'd left the night before.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cops were called to a home in Boardman, Ohio last week. The call was for a domestic disturbance and there was a weapon involved ... a pan of lasagna. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

33-year-old Ricky Taylor picked an "unusual" weapon when he robbed a Taco Bell in Muncie, Indiana. He was arrested a block away, still in possession of the pruning shears he used in the hold up. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If cops pull you over because your car's on fire, there's a good chance they're going to want a breathalyzer. Florida Man Patrick Rinaldi and his wife barely escaped tragedy last Friday but Patrick couldn't escape a DUI. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

An unnamed man in Pittsburgh had to be rescued after removing his clothes and jumping in the river at Point State Park. This all happened AFTER he stole a full-sized $30,000 harp from someone's home.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We really wish there were a way to find out how things went for this couple. They're either celebrating their 7th Anniversary ... or not. Originally aired Jan. 26th, 2021 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jessica Wolf, 43 from Jacksonville, Texas was arrested days after making a video call to a Texas inmate. Maybe she forgot it was video and someone monitors calls AND video chats. That would explain why she thought it would be okay to smoke meth during that visit. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.