Doc's Dumb Dumb of the Day

A 38-year-old man was arrested after leading cops on a foot chase. He tried hiding in plain sight by blending in with a Nativity Scene. It did NOT work since most Nativity Scenes have 3 Wise Men, not 4. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A grown, naked man crawled under a gate at the Commerce City, CO Police Department and took a cop car for a short joy ride. Cops didn't know he wasn't wearing clothes until they pulled him out of the vehicle and arrested him. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Latoya Clark was heading to federal court to face charges for conspiracy, money laundering, and wire fraud. Too bad her method of transportation was a stolen U-Haul cargo van. She didn't make it to court that day.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

21-year-old Kayonne Baxter stole a Hyundai Sonata, parked it in the wrong spot, and found out it had been towed. He called police the next day asking if he could get his personal belongings out of it. "Sure," they said, "come on down." He was arrested. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kourtney, a DoorDash Driver, was arrested after being caught on a doorbell camera spraying what looked like pepper spray on the order she just delivered. The couple who ordered the food knew something was up when the wife had trouble breathing and threw up. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

24-year-old Dyllon Redfern was arrested after robbing a liquor store in Tulsa, OK. Police are confidant they have the right guy after finding Dyllon with the weapon used in the robbery, described by store employees as "an old-timey musket."See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're not sure why, but 26-year-old Aaron Rodrigues De Los Santos really wanted that 2015 Honda Civic. He stole it (the first time) November 23. Police recovered it but didn't know it was Aaron who took it ... until he took it again 2 weeks later.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

46-year-old Jason Smith of Woodsfield, Ohio (absentmindedly?) dropped a baggie of meth into a bank's drive-thru cannister. The teller inside called police and it didn't get any better for Jason.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

35-year-old Corey Johnson had left his Jeep in short-term parking at Louis Armstrong New Orleans International Airport. When it was time to leave, he didn't have the money to pay the fee. He was hoping a bomb threat (or two) would cause enough trouble and he'd be able to leave. Oh, there was trouble all right.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A 32-year-old Aukland man was arrested in a jewelry store after swallowing a Fabergé Egg pendantworth around $20,000. Police say "the suspect is in custody and being medically monitored while authorities wait to recover the piece."That's gross See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Tesla dealership in St. Petersburg, FL is less trusting after 26-year-old Richel Valdivia took a Cybertruck for a spin. He didn't bring it back. They located it at his home two days later, but the damage had been done. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Whoever stole a trail cam near Vicksburg, MS didn't realize they should turn the darn thing OFF before committing other crimes in full-view of that camera. It transmitted 2 days worth of other illegal activities until police had enough evidence to raid the home. It was easy to find since the camera also had GPS.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The 55-year-old driver of a school bus in Maple Lake, MN blamed his 0.082 breathalyzer result on NyQuil. Yes, this happened on a school day. One of the students noticed the smell of alcohol and set the ball in motion. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

41-year-old Anthony Day was spotted strolling, naked, in Lakeland, FL. He told police it was a stunt, a TikTok challenge. That excuse maybe would've worked had Anthony had a phone with him.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

62-year-old John Turner was already having a bad day. It got worse when someone cut him off in traffic and John went OFF. He ended up on the hood of the other guy's car and was driven directly to the local police station. A dash cam caught all the action.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sabah Bonilla was arrested in Rockford, Illinois when cops pulled him over after getting complaints of someone hanging out a car window and waving a gun. Bonilla told police he "thought women would find it sexy." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The first-class JetBlue passenger was not identified, but 207 passengers and crew on the flight from Boston to Tampa would LOVE to have a talk with them after their already delayed flight had to return to Boston.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

James Howard was using an empty Budweiser can to "answer nature's call" while driving his Chevy Suburban in Missoula, Montana. It didn't go well. He got distracted and rear-ended another vehicle. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The problem with thinking on your feet is, sometimes, you don't think things all the way through. Like the husband in Russia who didn't want to go shopping with his wife so he made up a story about his car being stolen. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

21-year-old Yazmin Erazo really wanted to get to Little Caesars before they closed last Thursday night. It doesn't sound like she got there in time because police stopped her for going 107 mph in a 55. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After leasing a new vehicle, a salesperson at Fette Kia in Clifton, NJ offered to return Laura Halen's Jeep Wrangler to the dealership she leased it from. Instead he kept it, drove in it, and apparently was living in it when police found him. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There are certain things you should share with your landlord when you move out; anything broken, any plumbing issues, any snakes that escaped. Usual stuff. Nicole Jones had been living in her new place for a MONTH when she stumbled across the previous tenant's ball python coiled up on the kitchen floor in the middle of the night.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jimmie Glover might be able to predict the future. His costume this Halloween was a "locked up" inmate. That's what he was wearing when cops pulled him over for a DUI. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jauan Mason (kind of) robbed a bank in Alliance, Ohio. All they gave him were singles, so the bag the teller handed him only had about $400 in it. When cops caught up with Jauan, he asked them to deposit the cash into his jail commissary account. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today's Dum Dum is 47-year-old Rebecca Santa. All we're saying is this ... if your name is Santa, don't do anything dumb right before Christmas, like drive drunk with a child in the car.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A 28-year-old man in Germany fell out a pub window around 11:00 in the evening and landed in the yard of a neighboring butcher shop. He had to call for help due to his injuries but somehow managed to help himself to some sausages inside the shop.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Officer Matthew Jackson of the Detroit Police Department appeared via Zoom as part of a reckless driving and public intoxication case. Why he wasn't wearing pants is anyone's guess but there he was, way too far from the camera, so everyone saw his "legal briefs." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

31-year-old Aaron Thompson took out some frustration on the pumpkins outside a Target in Largo, FL.It was the middle of the night, but security cameras caught the carnage as Aaron destroyed 80 pumpkins worth around $500. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A man in Brazil claimed he was carjacked, stuffed in the trunk of his Porsche 911 Carrera, driven to a remote location, and left inside while his car was set on fire. The only camera for miles, set up by a rural farmer, caught the man setting his own car ablaze for the insurance.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

50-year-old Cory Nickerson was caught on surveillance cameras sneaking his way into the Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office and allegedly assaulting two dispatchers. What really stood out was Cory's "attire". He was wearing a hat ... and a Speedo. This was in New Hampshire?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

76-year-old John Moss was apparently trying to throw police off the scent. Despite the sign hanging on the front of his house that said "Absolutely no drugs allowed on the premises" detectives found plenty inside. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Curiosity got the best of 74-year-old Mohan Lal from Konchi, India. He faked his own death to find out who would attend his funeral and grieve him. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A man named Michael Jackson, but not THE Michael Jackson, was driving a stolen Chevy Silverado in Crawford County, Kansas when he ran out of gas. He stopped by another man's house to ask for help but ALSO asked the homeowner to "not call the cops." Cops were called anyway 'cause that's a weird thing to say.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

3 men in their early 20's hopped the fence at Playland Amusement Park in Rye, New York to steal 200 stuffed carnival prizes. First, they entered a control room and cut cables, thinking they were taking out the park's security cameras. They were wrong. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A 70-year-old Italian man was caught running a long, long con to collect over a MILLION dollars in disability. It was going pretty well until he forgot he was supposed to be blind. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

He got his Blizzard, then he got arrested. 40-year-old Elijah Reagan started the night by shooting off mortar fireworks in his apartment, starting a fire spread to 8 other units. A high-speed chase followed, and THAT was the beginning of a 4-hour armed standoff with police. It finally ended when Elijah got what he really wanted...a meal, with Blizzard, from Dairy Queen.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jordan Cotto got in a verbal confrontation last Friday night in Largo, FL. Things got messy, literally, when Jordan retrieved a cheeseburger from his vehicle and whipped it, hitting another man in the shoulder. And now we know you can get arrested in Florida for that.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A 60-year-old retired firefighter robbed a local grocery store but had NO intention of getting away with it. He wanted to be arrested and sent to prison to protect his grandson, who was already serving time.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Yes, it's true. Police in Somerset County in England are seeking the public's help in locating Morgan Freeman. THEIR Morgan Freeman is a "white male, 5'4', of slim build with brown/ginger hair and beard." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After tipping back a few at a local club, Austin Caresani says he went looking for a friend's house. He picked the wrong one and paid for it with a beating from the guy inside, MMA Fighter Henny Rojas. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you're going to consult with artificial intelligence to see if a crime would result in jail time, do it BEFORE you commit the crime, not after.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's like Richard Applequist was just waiting for his cue. While an Idaho Springs, CO TV reporter was on location giving a description of a robbery suspect (Richard), guess who walked RIGHT into the shot? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.