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    • Nov 18, 2019 LATEST EPISODE
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    Jason Scott Lee & Jesus is King

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2019 49:52


    in typical fashion we cover everything from Jason Scott Lee, the Def Leppards, sign language, Kanye West, and an appearance from Old Yeeting Grandpa.  We at it. Thanks for tuning in and listening.  We appreciate the support we've been getting lately.  Make sure to hit us up on Facebook where we livestream every Thursday.  We've got our tentative topics listed to the side and if you chime in on the chat, you get to choose what we discuss.  We'll see you there.  Cheers!

    Deer Kills Hunter & The Intern

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2019 41:51


    Well, we went off on a tangent and decided to share some stories.  It's worth your time.  That's all we'll say. Thanks for tuning in and listening.  We appreciate the support we've been getting lately.  Make sure to hit us up on Facebook where we livestream every Thursday.  We've got our tentative topics listed to the side and if you chime in on the chat, you get to choose what we discuss.  We'll see you there.  Cheers!

    Trader Joe's & Chat Roulette

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2019 35:26


    As Steve Harvey would say "Folks, we got a good one for ya today."  Except we're not lying to you.  This was a fun one where we talk about the new Trader Joe's that just opened in LR and how it's driving Nick crazy.  Mark and Tim share chat roulette stories, and we discuss how podcasts are essentially the book club equivalent for men. Thanks for tuning in and listening.  We appreciate the support we've been getting lately.  Make sure to hit us up on Facebook where we livestream every Thursday.  We've got our tentative topics listed to the side and if you chime in on the chat, you get to choose what we discuss.  We'll see you there.  Cheers!

    Multi-Level Marketing & Ancient Aliens

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2019 46:55


    Well in typical fashion we run the gamut on this episode.  Nick went to the Goat Festival and came across more MLM tents than he did goats.  We discuss this along with the comeback of Ancient Aliens.  We also talk about stolen valor videos, Nick's grandpa who was an OG, Skinwalker Ranch, and our ideal jobs had we not chosen the paths we've taken thus far. Thanks for tuning in and listening.  We appreciate the support we've been getting lately.  Make sure to hit us up on Facebook where we livestream every Thursday.  We've got our tentative topics listed to the side and if you chime in on the chat, you get to choose what we discuss.  We'll see you there.  Cheers!

    Joker & George Wythe

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2019 40:13


    Well Mark went and saw the Joker movie and he gives us his review.  We also talk about George Wythe, so you get a little history lesson as well.  We talk about words you can't say anymore, Batman movies, and Sylvester Stallone, because we always have to bring up Sly. Thanks for tuning in and listening.  We appreciate the support we've been getting lately.  Make sure to hit us up on Facebook where we livestream every Thursday.  We've got our tentative topics listed to the side and if you chime in on the chat, you get to choose what we discuss.  We'll see you there.  Cheers!

    Impossible Burger & Intervention

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2019 43:47


    Well this one is all over the map.  We talk about and try the new Impossible Burger from Burger King, spoiler alert, it's good.  We also discuss Cincinnati Chili and some of the restaurants that make it including Skyline Chili.  If you haven't had it you're missing out.  Halloween is also coming up and inevitably someone will pass out wax lips which are the most pointless thing ever.  All this and a lot more including meth and hobo stories. Thanks for tuning in and listening.  We appreciate the support we've been getting lately.  Make sure to hit us up on Facebook where we livestream every Thursday.  We've got our tentative topics listed to the side and if you chime in on the chat, you get to choose what we discuss.  We'll see you there.  Cheers!

    Subway & A Sex Addict

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2019 42:41


    This episode, like all others, is all over the place but we wrap it up with a pretty great story.  We'll be on hiatus for a week after this so hang tight. Thanks for tuning in and listening.  We appreciate the support we've been getting lately.  Make sure to hit us up on Facebook where we livestream every Thursday.  We've got our tentative topics listed to the side and if you chime in on the chat, you get to choose what we discuss.  We'll see you there.  Cheers!

    Dr. John R. Brinkley & Goat Balls

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2019 31:26


    Believe it or not in this episode we actually stay on, pretty much, one topic.  Tyler has got quite the story of a fake doctor, during the 1800's-early 1900's that was going around implanting goat testicles into men, promoting virility.  It's one you don't want to miss.  Enjoy. Thanks for tuning in and listening.  We appreciate the support we've been getting lately.  Make sure to hit us up on Facebook where we livestream every Thursday.  We've got our tentative topics listed to the side and if you chime in on the chat, you get to choose what we discuss.  We'll see you there.  Cheers!

    Scott Stapp & Ice

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2019 35:14


    We return to our roots in a truly "all over the place" sort of episode.  We talk about the upcoming free show in Little Rock that Scott Stapp is putting on, Guy Ritchie's newest upcoming movie, people who throw their used toilet paper in the trash rather than the toilet, and wrap up the episode with some hot ice talk.   Thanks for tuning in and listening.  We appreciate the support we've been getting lately.  Make sure to hit us up on Facebook where we livestream every Thursday.  We've got our tentative topics listed to the side and if you chime in on the chat, you get to choose what we discuss.  We'll see you there.  Cheers!

    Chili's & Dane Cook

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2019 41:52


    Chili's is quite possibly the worst restaurant where you could work...at least according to Mark.  We discuss this, sending your food back aka restaurant scams, and how Dane Cook's brother stole all of his money.  Enjoy. Thanks for tuning in and listening.  We appreciate the support we've been getting lately.  Make sure to hit us up on Facebook where we livestream every Thursday.  We've got our tentative topics listed to the side and if you chime in on the chat, you get to choose what we discuss.  We'll see you there.  Cheers!

    YouTube Holes & Fake Karate

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2019 35:18


    Everyone ends up down a YouTube hole every now and then, but have you ever ended up down a Facebook hole?  It's one of the best ways to kill time and Mark explains how to do it.  We also discuss people who harness super powers and teach other feeble minded creeps how to do it as well.  Enjoy. Thanks for tuning in and listening.  We appreciate the support we've been getting lately.  Make sure to hit us up on Facebook where we livestream every Thursday.  We've got our tentative topics listed to the side and if you chime in on the chat, you get to choose what we discuss.  We'll see you there.  Cheers!  

    Rambo: Last Blood & Conservapedia

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2019 34:43


    Sylvester Stallone is still kicking ass...kind of.  The new Rambo is out, none of us have seen it, but that's not going to stop us from giving our two cents.  Tyler came across a wonderful website called Conservapedia and we discuss their list of the greatest conservative movies ever made.  It's hilarious.  Mark shares a story about how he was told as a child that animals don't have souls.  We do a Sunday School with Nick about Jezebel and then we reminisce about Juicy shorts. Thanks for tuning in and listening.  We appreciate the support we've been getting lately.  Make sure to hit us up on Facebook where we livestream every Thursday.  We've got our tentative topics listed to the side and if you chime in on the chat, you get to choose what we discuss.  We'll see you there.  Cheers!

    Impossible Burger & Senior Pranks

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2019 31:09


    Do you think meatloaf sucks?  Not the singer, the food, but you can weigh in on your thoughts about the singer too on our facebook page.  We talk about the impossible burger, high school senior pranks, how you can survive a heart attack, and the recent news about a cop in Arkansas who was struck by a car by a man getting road head.  Yes, all this and more.  Enjoy. Thanks for tuning in and listening.  We appreciate the support we've been getting lately.  Make sure to hit us up on Facebook where we livestream every Thursday.  We've got our tentative topics listed to the side and if you chime in on the chat, you get to choose what we discuss.  We'll see you there.  Cheers!

    Taylor Swift vs. Tool, & Dan Bilzerian

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2019 36:06


    Tool apparently beat out Taylor Swift on some charts that don't matter because Tool sucks.  They had a twitter war, blah blah blah, why are we still talking about Tool?  Dan Bilzerian got discussed a bit because the man fucks, plain and simple.  We also talk about Bill Burr's new standup and a man in Seattle who can't sleep because of a garbage truck.  None of this has to make sense.  Just enjoy it for what it is people. Thanks for tuning in and listening.  We appreciate the support we've been getting lately.  Make sure to hit us up on Facebook where we livestream every Thursday.  We've got our tentative topics listed to the side and if you chime in on the chat, you get to choose what we discuss.  We'll see you there.  Cheers!

    Roseanne, Home Improvement, & Ron Jeremy

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2019 38:43


    The title of this episode is just as absurd as the entire episode.  Nick does his best Roseanne impersonation, we talk about how Home Improvement is still a good show, and how Ron Jeremy became known as The Hedgehog.  We also cover cold case missing person that was discovered by Google maps, the death of pornstar Jessica Jaymes, and the high likelihood that Aunt Becky (Lori Loughlin) is going to the big house. Thanks for tuning in and listening.  We appreciate the support we've been getting lately.  Make sure to hit us up on Facebook where we livestream every Thursday.  We've got our tentative topics listed to the side and if you chime in on the chat, you get to choose what we discuss.  We'll see you there.  Cheers!

    Jeremy Renner App & Instagram Influencers

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2019 40:42


    Jeremy Renner apparently had or has his own app and of course it has turned out to be a hilarious disaster.  We talk about this as well as Quentin Tarantino's latest offering, John Hamm's Ham, and Jon Travolta.  Very cinema and Hollywood friendly this episode.  Check it out.  Enjoy. Thanks for tuning in and listening.  We appreciate the support we've been getting lately.  Make sure to hit us up on Facebook where we livestream every Thursday.  We've got our tentative topics listed to the side and if you chime in on the chat, you get to choose what we discuss.  We'll see you there.  Cheers!

    Mukbang, Lizzo, & Gambling

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2019 35:51


    We just recently found out what Mukbang is.  Look it up or listen to this episode.  Tyler tells us about his recent trip to New Orleans to see Lizzo, and Mark shares a story about him and Tim going to Hot Springs to gamble.  That's about it for this episode.  Enjoy. Thanks for tuning in and listening.  We appreciate the support we've been getting lately.  Make sure to hit us up on Facebook where we livestream every Thursday.  We've got our tentative topics listed to the side and if you chime in on the chat, you get to choose what we discuss.  We'll see you there.  Cheers!

    Vaping Ban & Iranian Tourism

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2019 36:33


    The government is coming after our podcast.  They saw us vaping on the livestream, decided we're a bad influence on today's youth, and now they're shutting it all down.  On this episode we discuss the potential vaping ban, the recent news about two influencers who decided to visit Iran and were quickly arrested, the fact the Aerosmith and KISS both suck, and also the benefits of having a urinal in your house.  Enjoy. Thanks for tuning in and listening.  We appreciate the support we've been getting lately.  Make sure to hit us up on Facebook where we livestream every Thursday.  We've got our tentative topics listed to the side and if you chime in on the chat, you get to choose what we discuss.  We'll see you there.  Cheers!

    Conversion Therapy & Bear Grylls

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2019 34:57


    What a shocker, there's an anti-gay pastor who recently came out as a homosexual.  Not only that, he ran a conversion therapy camp.  Just an FYI, there are a lot of sh*tty people in this world.  Moving on, we talk about some of the recent comments on THV 11's facebook page.  Only the best of the best comment on their articles.  Finally we talk about Kroger's requested ban on open carry and how Bear Grylls is a hack. Thanks for tuning in and listening.  We appreciate the support we've been getting lately.  Make sure to hit us up on Facebook where we livestream every Thursday.  We've got our tentative topics listed to the side and if you chime in on the chat, you get to choose what we discuss.  We'll see you there.  Cheers!

    Popeye's Chicken Sandwich

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2019 35:36


    Look we know we're late to the party with this, but everyone was on vacation when this cultural phenomenon happened so we have to discuss it.  Fair warning, for some reason the first 10 minutes is us doing terrible accents.  After that we get into the Popeye's topic and also discuss the similarities of the chicken sandwich shortage to when Twinkies briefly went out of business.   Thanks for tuning in and listening.  We appreciate the support we've been getting lately.  Make sure to hit us up on Facebook where we livestream every Thursday.  We've got our tentative topics listed to the side and if you chime in on the chat, you get to choose what we discuss.  We'll see you there.  Cheers!

    Fantasy Football & Cosplay

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2019 37:31


    Fantasy sports in general are a gigantic waste of time.  We've all got a bone to pick on this episode with those who make too big of a deal about fantasy sports.  Naturally this conversation moves towards cosplay, which is another form of fantasy.  Fantasy that somehow dressing up as Naruto or your favorite Resident Evil character is going to get you laid.  Finally, Tyler tells us about his recent trip to Boston. Thanks for tuning in and listening.  We appreciate the support we've been getting lately.  Make sure to hit us up on Facebook where we livestream every Thursday.  We've got our tentative topics listed to the side and if you chime in on the chat, you get to choose what we discuss.  We'll see you there.  Cheers!

    Futurism & Bam Margera

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2019 39:31


    On this episode we talk a little professional wrestling along with some boring baseball talk.  Honestly, as I type this out I can't even remember what we said about baseball...because baseball sucks.  Mark thinks he's going to live forever and also isn't quite sure that everyone else is real, so that's our futurism segue.  Finally we wrap things up with the recent Bam Margera news. Thanks for tuning in and listening.  We appreciate the support we've been getting lately.  Make sure to hit us up on Facebook where we livestream every Thursday.  We've got our tentative topics listed to the side and if you chime in on the chat, you get to choose what we discuss.  We'll see you there.  Cheers!

    Danish Pig Sperm & Swinging

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2019 36:14


    You see it in the title, listen to it in the episode.  We talk about the highly coveted seed of swine from Denmark.  We also discuss Monsanto and deep fake videos popping up online.  It's the news you didn't know you needed.  Regress into a state of stupidity with us on this episode.   Thanks for tuning in and listening.  We appreciate the support we've been getting lately.  Make sure to hit us up on Facebook where we livestream every Thursday.  We've got our tentative topics listed to the side and if you chime in on the chat, you get to choose what we discuss.  We'll see you there.  Cheers!

    Downton Abbey & Bad Comedies

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2019 37:22


    Well we're back.  Everyone seemed to take a vacation all at once, so here we go.  Since there's a movie coming out about it soon we discuss Downton Abbey, zzzZZZZZzzzzz.  Moving on, get offended all you want, but the simple fact is when you're in a relationship nothing is more frustrating that having to explain a TV show to your wife/girlfriend.  It is what it is.  So we've got a few gripes about that.  Finally we discuss the trajectory of Adam Sandler's career along with one of Mark's hidden comedy gems. We've got an episode coming out tomorrow and Friday as well, plus the livestream will be back tomorrow night (9/5), so you'll be all hotted and podded by the end of this week. Thanks for tuning in and listening.  We appreciate the support we've been getting lately.  Make sure to hit us up on Facebook where we livestream every Thursday.  We've got our tentative topics listed to the side and if you chime in on the chat, you get to choose what we discuss.  We'll see you there.  Cheers!

    Never Ending Pasta Pass & Wafflehaus

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2019 35:52


    Welcome to a new week and fresh episodes.  The Olive Garden Never Ending Pasta Pass, is it worth it all the butter sh*ts and sad looks from Tinder dates once they learn what uncultured gutter being you are?  We think yes.  We break it down and how you can get one.  We riff on the "good ol' days" of Waffle House when you could smoke inside and it ends up taking a turn.  Other hot topics in this episode include College Curfew, Nightmares, Limp Bizkit (of course), Walk on the Wild Side with Tyler: The history of gymnasiums. Thanks for tuning in and listening.  We appreciate the support we've been getting lately.  Make sure to hit us up on YouTube where we livestream every Thursday.  We've got our tentative topics listed to the side and if you chime in on the chat, you get to choose what we discuss.  We'll see you there.  Cheers!

    Girl Loses Limbs & Danny Glover

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2019 40:31


    We've got some weird news in this one, but first we kick things off by discussing some Boston beers and why Arkansas has no drive-thru marts like Ohio.  Budweiser/InBev buys out another brewery which we break down.  Moving on we get hit with a story about a girl who woke up in the hospital with her arms and legs amputated.  To wrap things up we cover a story about Danny Trejo saving a kid and how Danny Glover has never been threatening. Thanks for tuning in and listening.  We appreciate the support we've been getting lately.  Make sure to hit us up on YouTube where we livestream every Thursday.  We've got our tentative topics listed to the side and if you chime in on the chat, you get to choose what we discuss.  We'll see you there.  Cheers!

    New Tool Album & A Bridesmaid Story

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2019 38:37


    Well unfortunately Tool has decided to terrorize the world with another album.  All of us only listened to one song and decided to pass judgement, because c'mon, they're not fooling anyone.  Moving on we discuss if there are any Olympic sports you could start training in later in life.  Tyler tells us about a president who had a pet raccoon and we wrap things up with a story about a bridesmaid who drank an entire bottle of Fireball.   Thanks for tuning in and listening.  We appreciate the support we've been getting lately.  Make sure to hit us up on YouTube where we livestream every Thursday.  We've got our tentative topics listed to the side and if you chime in on the chat, you get to choose what we discuss.  We'll see you there.  Cheers!

    Quentin Tarantino & The Sex Shop Robbery

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2019 38:43


    Have you ever thought about what a fight between yourself from your 20's and today would look like?  We break it down, and we're not above nut shots.  Tim discusses his days on the rowing team or "crew" as it's called, we discuss Tarantino's slow downfall into more dialogue and less action, as well as a girl who decided to steal some lingerie and beat a clerk.  This is your one stop shop for all the absurd news that's been occurring lately. Thanks for tuning in and listening.  We appreciate the support we've been getting lately.  Make sure to hit us up on YouTube where we livestream every Thursday.  We've got our tentative topics listed to the side and if you chime in on the chat, you get to choose what we discuss.  We'll see you there.  Cheers!

    Guidance Counselors & Airport Bathrooms

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2019


    In this episode we spend an inordinate amount of time covering the pointless job of a guidance counselor.  I mean really, what do they do?  We follow this up by discussing the secret code of getting a hand job in the men's restroom of an airport and a politician who was busted trying to make this happen.  A host of other topics are covered as well such as Woody Allen, Last Chance U, and Divergent.  Jump in...the water is great. Thanks for tuning in and listening.  We appreciate the support we've been getting lately.  Make sure to hit us up on YouTube where we livestream every Thursday.  We've got our tentative topics listed to the side and if you chime in on the chat, you get to choose what we discuss.  We'll see you there.  Cheers!

    Elisha Raises the Dead & The Victorian Sex Toy

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2019 36:33


    If you've listened to us you know that Nick knows virtually nothing about the bible.  The rest of us, having grown up in the church, have taken up our cross to teach Nick.  Of course we cover all the very practical and moral stories of the Old Testament so he has a firm foundation to build upon for his eventual conversion.  Today we cover hatchet throwing, Ted Nugent, and the story about how Elisha raised a child from the dead.  We also learn a little bit about Tim's hometown in Lowell, MA and an ivory Victorian era dildo that recently sold for an absurd amount of money. Thanks for tuning in and listening.  We appreciate the support we've been getting lately.  Make sure to hit us up on YouTube where we livestream every Thursday.  We've got our tentative topics listed to the side and if you chime in on the chat, you get to choose what we discuss.  We'll see you there.  Cheers!

    Absurdly Large Water Bottles & Millennials vs Gen Z

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2019 39:18


    Horoscopes, Goat Balls, One Wheels, Energy Drink Cleanses.  It's all here.  We, as we do, go off the rails a bit a cover some ridiculous things that have been on our minds.  Ignore your emails.  Ignore your calls.  Tell your boss you're being red-pilled by the greatest podcast then chug a Bang and shuffle out to an early extended lunch.  You deserve it. Thanks for tuning in and listening.  We appreciate the support we've been getting lately.  Make sure to hit us up on YouTube where we livestream every Thursday.  We've got our tentative topics listed to the side and if you chime in on the chat, you get to choose what we discuss.  We'll see you there.  Cheers!

    Area 51 Raid

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2019 35:47


    We're a little late with this episode, but it's a fun one.  Mark wants to freeze his brain IF he ever dies and the Area 51 raid has stagnated.  We talk about this as well as Brendan Fraser's career and a grocery store worker who died behind a freezer.  Tune in and share this podcast with everyone you hate. Thanks for tuning in and listening.  We appreciate the support we've been getting lately.  Make sure to hit us up on YouTube where we livestream every Thursday.  We've got our tentative topics listed to the side and if you chime in on the chat, you get to choose what we discuss.  We'll see you there.  Cheers!

    KFC Explosion and Last Meals

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2019 35:44


    We had a good time with this episode.  There are a handful of stories in the news lately that are absolutely ridiculous.  A lake that has turned turquoise due to pollution is now a destination for IG influencers.  A man caught with uranium in Oklahoma.  A woman winning an award for creating a chair that stops manspreading.  Plus so much more. Thanks for tuning in and listening.  We appreciate the support we've been getting lately.  Make sure to hit us up on YouTube where we livestream every Thursday.  We've got our tentative topics listed to the side and if you chime in on the chat, you get to choose what we discuss.  We'll see you there.  Cheers!

    Birds Aren't Real

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2019 27:03


    This episode is a little shorter due to some technical difficulties we were running into, but not to fear, you won't hear any of it in the audio.  Mark just got frustrated enough to call this one short.  In this episode we also discuss which belief is dumber; OJ being innocent or flat earth.  As far as the title goes, recently there was a sign erected outside of Memphis, TN that says "Birds Aren't Real."  There's also a website you can visit as well.  Trust us, it's worth your time.   Thanks for tuning in and listening.  We appreciate the support we've been getting lately.  Make sure to hit us up on YouTube where we livestream every Thursday.  We've got our tentative topics listed to the side and if you chime in on the chat, you get to choose what we discuss.  We'll see you there.  Cheers!

    Licking Ice Cream & A Branson Story

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2019 39:46


    Well you made it to the end of the week.  You survived another one, but barely.  Your mind is mush and you're trying to make it completely disappear with the two 40 oz. of Old English in your fridge.  Well put this pod on and have a good time.  This was a fun one for us.  We hope you enjoy.  Cheers! Thanks for tuning in and listening.  We appreciate the support we've been getting lately.  Make sure to hit us up on YouTube where we livestream every Thursday.  We've got our tentative topics listed to the side and if you chime in on the chat, you get to choose what we discuss.  We'll see you there.  Cheers!

    Cruise Ship Death

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2019 39:59


    We're a little all over the place on this episode, as per usual.  The main topic we cover is the recent death of a baby on a cruise ship.  There's some controversy surrounding the incident as the cruise line is now being sued.  We clear up what happened though.  After we wrap up our coverage of the death Mark goes on a hot rant about how Radiohead is a terrible band. Thanks for tuning in and listening.  We appreciate the support we've been getting lately.  Make sure to hit us up on YouTube where we livestream every Thursday.  We've got our tentative topics listed to the side and if you chime in on the chat, you get to choose what we discuss.  We'll see you there.  Cheers!

    Disneyland Fight

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2019 34:41


    Social media has been on fire lately with the fight that broke out at Disneyland recently.  If you haven't seen it take your peepers over to YouTube and prepare for 4 minutes of nonsense.  We discuss that as well as an Instagram model who's account was deleted.  Moving on, what happens when a girl arm wrestles a dude?  We share a video that's not for the faint of heart.  Head over to our facebook page if you dare.  All this and a handful more.Thanks for tuning in and listening.  We appreciate the support we've been getting lately.  Make sure to hit us up on YouTube where we livestream every Thursday.  We've got our tentative topics listed to the side and if you chime in on the chat, you get to choose what we discuss.  We'll see you there.  Cheers!

    Schlong of Solomon, Vintage Playboys, Demi Moore, John McClain vs John Wick, Dumb Parent Vacation Gifts, Hang Loose Maui, Planet Hollywood, Legolas, Asian Accents

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2019 35:58


    Well you've made it to the end of another week.  Time to crack open your finest bottle of Boone's Farm, spice it up by adding a bit of Popov vodka, and burning down some medical marijuana you bought from your friend who has fibromyalgia because "being pissed of in general" isn't a qualifying condition for your doctor.  Put this sweet pod in your ears while you get dirty. Schlong of Solomon - Vintage Playboys - Demi Moore - John McClain vs John Wick - Dumb Parent Vacation Gifts - Hang Loose Maui - Planet Hollywood - Legolas -Asian Accents Thanks for tuning in and listening.  We appreciate the support we've been getting lately.  Make sure to hit us up on Facebook where we livestream every Thursday.    

    Second Hand Drinking, Rat Meat, Fois Gras, Mark is a Hipster, MySpace vs Facebook, Kayaks, Ridiculous Subway Commercial

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2019 39:32


    What a shocker, on this episode we discuss more weird shit like the following: Second Hand Drinking - Rat Meat - Fois Gras - Surprise, Mark is a Hipster - MySpace vs Facebook - Kayaks - Ridiculous Subway Commercial Thanks for tuning in and listening.  We appreciate the support we've been getting lately.  Make sure to hit us up on Facebook where we livestream every Thursday.

    Moon Landing, Logo Cars = Drug Dealers, Carnival Cruises, Casinos, EOTB Cruise, Adam Sandler, Having Kids is Special, Indian Doctors, Ventilator Etiquette, Organ Donation

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2019 37:47


    The new week begins this morning with you throwing on your clothes, looking in the mirror, telling yourself you won't lose it at work today, and guzzling down a pot of disgusting coffee.  Ease the pain by listening to this as you deal with all the morons on the road who can't drive as good as you. Moon Landing - Logo Cars = Drug Dealers - Carnival Cruises - Casinos - EOTB Cruise - Adam Sandler - Having Kids is Special - WOTWS: Indian Doctors - Ventilator Etiquette - Organ Donation Thanks for tuning in and listening.  We appreciate the support we've been getting lately.  Make sure to hit us up on Facebook where we livestream every Thursday.

    British Rock, Jimmy Fallon Sucks, Late Night Talk Shows, Nick's Girlfriend Comes Home to Nick, Tattoo Artists, Body Modification Walk on the Wild Side, Clooney F*cks, Michael Douglas is an Animal

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2019 42:36


    The weekend is upon us.  While you nurse your Burnett's Whipped Cream Vodka and Sprite hangover put us in your ears.  If you make it to the end of this episode you'll be rewarded with the most absurd joke we've milked in awhile.  Cheers. British Rock - Jimmy Fallon Sucks - Late Night Talk Shows - Nick's Girlfriend Comes Home to Nick - Tattoo Artists - Body Modification Walk on the Wild Side - Clooney F*cks - Michael Douglas is an Animal Thanks for tuning in and listening.  We appreciate the support we've been getting lately.  Make sure to hit us up on Facebook where we livestream every Thursday.

    John Wick 3, Annoying Cokehead in Theater, Tyler and Marks Night at Cache, Tim Goes to a Gay Sports Bar, Tyler and Mark See a Suicide Attempt

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 3, 2019 37:29


    The 4th of July is tomorrow.  Now we're not saying that we hope anyone who listens to this podcast gets hurt, but we are saying that none of us personally know someone who has blown a finger off after casually slamming a baker's dozen of Keystone Ice.  You just remember that Uncle Sam would look a lot cooler on those posters if he was pointing a nub in your direction rather than a fully formed-no-damage-having-finger.  Cheers!John Wick 3 - Annoying Coke-Head in Theater - Tyler and Marks Night at Cache - Tim Goes to a Gay Sports Bar - Tyler and Mark See a Suicide Attempt  Thanks for tuning in and listening.  We appreciate the support we've been getting lately.  Make sure to hit us up on Facebook where we livestream every Thursday.

    Google Maps Stinks, Italians Are Sweaty, Reptilians, Kellen Winslow is Hot for Old Hobos, UFOs Real or Not?, Sunday School with Nick: The Payment of Foreskins

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2019 38:50


    It's July.  Summer is in full swing.  You didn't do anything to get yourself in shape leading for this season.  You sat around slamming Mountain Dew mixed with Burnett's vodka, funneling cheese curds down your throat, all the while thinking a few quick flicks of the 10 pound shake weight you threw in the corner would get you all hawt for the lake and the ladies (or the guys).  Well it's too late now.  You might as well just commit to being the potato you are for the rest of the summer.  Stay indoors and commit to terrible nutrition but satisfying taste.  Commit to the podcast that's been described as "mediocre at best."  We're your auditory Flamin' Hot Cheetos.Google Maps Stinks - Italians Are Sweaty - Reptilians - Kellen Winslow is Hot for Old Hobos - UFOs Real or Not? - Sunday School with Nick:  The Payment of Foreskins Thanks for tuning in and listening.  We appreciate the support we've been getting lately.  Make sure to hit us up on Facebook where we livestream every Thursday.

    Underwear, Pissing Etiquette, Good Omens Controversy, Remaking Movies, John Wick, Movie Theaters

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2019 41:12


    It's the end of the week.  It's time to celebrate.  Grab your case of Keystone Ice and make sure when you get pulled over you have this playing loud enough for the cops to hear while you're screaming about rights that you make up on the spot. Underwear - Pissing Etiquette - Good Omens Controversy - Remaking Movies - John Wick - Movie Theaters Thanks for tuning in and listening.  We appreciate the support we've been getting lately.  Make sure to hit us up on Facebook where we livestream every Thursday.

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