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On the final episode of Friends Reunion, John bribes Niki, LB and Jordo to watch his favorite movie, Larry Crowne (2011), written, directed, produced by and starring Tom Hanks. Afterwards, the ground discusses a trip to Diggerland USA, a real place that only Niki is allowed to say the name of out loud. More from Fanbyte: Fanbyte Podcast Network (We do other podcasts too!) Follow us on Twitter (Yell at us on Twitter in good ways.) Talk to us on Discord (Talk to us and our loving community. Also we have a pets channel that is very good.) Twitch Live Streams (Hang out with us live.) Rate and review our show (If you have any idea how to describe this show please help us.) And hey, get in touch if you want to advertise with us: advertising@fanbyte.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Fanbyte Thinktank reconvenes to address another slate of issues facing today's Sleepy Americans, including Upload's new name, if milk is juice, what to do when potatoes green inside, the truth about lizards in your garden, if potting soil can "affect dogs," whether the Queen is dead and if she ever killed anyone with her own hands while alive, whether John is more successful than Lewis Hamilton, that U2 album they put on everybody's phones, toothpaste smuggling, and somehow, even more. More from Fanbyte: Fanbyte Podcast Network (We do other podcasts too!) Follow us on Twitter (Yell at us on Twitter in good ways.) Talk to us on Discord (Talk to us and our loving community. Also we have a pets channel that is very good.) Twitch Live Streams (Hang out with us live.) Rate and review our show (If you have any idea how to describe this show please help us.) And hey, get in touch if you want to advertise with us: advertising@fanbyte.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

For the first time in forever, the entire Fanbyte Thinktank is reunited to tackle the pressing issues facing today's Sleepy Americans, including why there are so few guys in a band called Blink-182, what we would do on our first day as President of the United States, putting Jimmy Carter in Fortnite, how even our coworkers don't know what this show is, telling the hair person all your secrets, installing a McDonalds in the White House, the final 912 choco tacos, and somehow, even more. More from Fanbyte: Fanbyte Podcast Network (We do other podcasts too!) Follow us on Twitter (Yell at us on Twitter in good ways.) Talk to us on Discord (Talk to us and our loving community. Also we have a pets channel that is very good.) Twitch Live Streams (Hang out with us live.) Rate and review our show (If you have any idea how to describe this show please help us.) And hey, get in touch if you want to advertise with us: advertising@fanbyte.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

With John lost somewhere in the morgue of an enormous cruise ship, LB and Niki decide to discover more about themselves by taking a quiz designed to identify Americans who are unfit to serve in the trenches of World War 1. Also, unfortunately, we all learn about "vabbing" together, as a family. More from Fanbyte: Fanbyte Podcast Network (We do other podcasts too!) Follow us on Twitter (Yell at us on Twitter in good ways.) Talk to us on Discord (Talk to us and our loving community. Also we have a pets channel that is very good.) Twitch Live Streams (Hang out with us live.) Rate and review our show (If you have any idea how to describe this show please help us.) And hey, get in touch if you want to advertise with us: advertising@fanbyte.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

While John's off enjoying a luxurious cruise aboard the S.S. Morgue, LB and Niki celebrate Barley's birthday by shopping for a lightly used train. They also discuss regional driving etiquette, the guy that gets in your body to do stuff sometimes, LB's favorite Japanese train youtuber, the erotic thrill of eating bread in the morning, losing control over your mouth/mind, being to tired to act on any of your great ideas, publicly accessible fire alarms, and impressively, even more. More from Fanbyte: Fanbyte Podcast Network (We do other podcasts too!) Follow us on Twitter (Yell at us on Twitter in good ways.) Talk to us on Discord (Talk to us and our loving community. Also we have a pets channel that is very good.) Twitch Live Streams (Hang out with us live.) Rate and review our show (If you have any idea how to describe this show please help us.) And hey, get in touch if you want to advertise with us: advertising@fanbyte.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

With LB aboard the International Space Vacation Station, Niki and John are left behind to plan John's rapidly approaching cruise to Alaska. But first, Niki decides to outline their plan for a new airline, Pan-Am 2, before moving on to assorted boat facts and, finally, things about Alaska. There's also a lot of discussion about that guy that jumped out of space for Red Bull, for some reason, which right now sounds about as dangerous as going on a cruise. More from Fanbyte: Fanbyte Podcast Network (We do other podcasts too!) Follow us on Twitter (Yell at us on Twitter in good ways.) Talk to us on Discord (Talk to us and our loving community. Also we have a pets channel that is very good.) Twitch Live Streams (Hang out with us live.) Rate and review our show (If you have any idea how to describe this show please help us.) And hey, get in touch if you want to advertise with us: advertising@fanbyte.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Fanbyte Thinktank reconvenes to address a new slate of problems facing today's Americans, but first we check in with our hosts to see how their medication regimens have changed recently. LB's blood pressure medication gave them chronic dream fighting, and Niki's new Shakira drugs have them operating on a new plane of existence where 14-day weeks suddenly make perfect sense. (John's meds are the same, but he could still benefit from a butt removal.) Eventually the panel tackles the problem at hand -- BMW's new subscription seat warmers -- after a brief trip to the Museum of Modern Art. More from Fanbyte: Fanbyte Podcast Network (We do other podcasts too!) Follow us on Twitter (Yell at us on Twitter in good ways.) Talk to us on Discord (Talk to us and our loving community. Also we have a pets channel that is very good.) Twitch Live Streams (Hang out with us live.) Rate and review our show (If you have any idea how to describe this show please help us.) And hey, get in touch if you want to advertise with us: advertising@fanbyte.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

John is aboard the International Space Station to atone for his sins this week, but LB and Niki are still here to help celebrate a certain special someone's birthday. As part of the festivities, our intrepid duo discuss getting hot and falling over, the health benefits of getting a blood infusion from Carlos Santana, going to a Fourth of July parade in the year 2022, long division, whether Radio Disney still exists, life before Wikipedia, Girls Generation, SSRIs, and irrevocably, a lot more. More from Fanbyte: Fanbyte Podcast Network (We do other podcasts too!) Follow us on Twitter (Yell at us on Twitter in good ways.) Talk to us on Discord (Talk to us and our loving community. Also we have a pets channel that is very good.) Twitch Live Streams (Hang out with us live.) Rate and review our show (If you have any idea how to describe this show please help us.) And hey, get in touch if you want to advertise with us: advertising@fanbyte.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Smooth Week 2022 is finally here, and while local smoothness expert LB Hunktears couldn't make the recording session due to a desperate need for their services aboard the International Space Station, Niki and John are here to hold it down by implementing a new, never-before-seen hybrid podcast format (with the help of our long-cancelled basketball show, Corner Three). The incredible remix featured in this episode was created especially for us by callie g (@chuuurls). Thank you!! More from Fanbyte: Fanbyte Podcast Network (We do other podcasts too!) Follow us on Twitter (Yell at us on Twitter in good ways.) Talk to us on Discord (Talk to us and our loving community. Also we have a pets channel that is very good.) Twitch Live Streams (Hang out with us live.) Rate and review our show (If you have any idea how to describe this show please help us.) And hey, get in touch if you want to advertise with us: advertising@fanbyte.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Much like Yom Kippur, this week's episode is a time for penance and atonement, in which the Fanbyte Thinktank looks back at the rolling calendar year and apologizes for all of the patently false things they rightfully said during the show, including that time Niki said that everything the blood touches is drugs, or that time Niki said that anytime you're inside of something, you're fucking it. Most of these are Niki actually, but LB also said that a baby will die if you put it on a bed that's too big, so there's plenty of blame to go around. More from Fanbyte: Fanbyte Podcast Network (We do other podcasts too!) Follow us on Twitter (Yell at us on Twitter in good ways.) Talk to us on Discord (Talk to us and our loving community. Also we have a pets channel that is very good.) Twitch Live Streams (Hang out with us live.) Rate and review our show (If you have any idea how to describe this show please help us.) And hey, get in touch if you want to advertise with us: advertising@fanbyte.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It is once again time for Fanbyte's annual Great British British Off, wherein our esteemed panel of Accent Experts judge our staff's ability to pull off a British accent. The winner takes away a fabulous prize, and there are no losers! Except maybe you depending on how you felt about last year's episode!! Grab some cheeky Nando's and strap in, mate!!! More from Fanbyte: Fanbyte Podcast Network (We do other podcasts too!) Follow us on Twitter (Yell at us on Twitter in good ways.) Talk to us on Discord (Talk to us and our loving community. Also we have a pets channel that is very good.) Twitch Live Streams (Hang out with us live.) Rate and review our show (If you have any idea how to describe this show please help us.) And hey, get in touch if you want to advertise with us: advertising@fanbyte.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Fanbyte Thinktank convenes to plan their strategy for next year's 24 Hours of Le Mans race, including which sponsors to select, which car to drive, how fast to drive the car once they've got it, way more piss than you might expect, a very helpful State Farm representative, and somehow, even more. More from Fanbyte: Fanbyte Podcast Network (We do other podcasts too!) Follow us on Twitter (Yell at us on Twitter in good ways.) Talk to us on Discord (Talk to us and our loving community. Also we have a pets channel that is very good.) Twitch Live Streams (Hang out with us live.) Rate and review our show (If you have any idea how to describe this show please help us.) And hey, get in touch if you want to advertise with us: advertising@fanbyte.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's Gimmick Month™ at Friends Reunion, and to kick things off the Fanbyte Thinktank tackles one of history's oldest and most controversial subjects: Milk. What happens if you dunk Siren Head in milk? Does milk have pulp? Would you eat "the motor oil pancake" for $100? What are probiotics, anyway? And what's the Indy 500 got to do with it? Have you told a friend about Fanbyte dot com this week? Listen to find out!! More from Fanbyte: Fanbyte Podcast Network (We do other podcasts too!) Follow us on Twitter (Yell at us on Twitter in good ways.) Talk to us on Discord (Talk to us and our loving community. Also we have a pets channel that is very good.) Twitch Live Streams (Hang out with us live.) Rate and review our show (If you have any idea how to describe this show please help us.) And hey, get in touch if you want to advertise with us: advertising@fanbyte.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

John brings Niki and LB to the bargaining table in an attempt to learn what, if anything, can be done to get them to watch the 2011 romantic comedy Larry Crowne starring Julia Roberts and Tom Hanks. The Thinktank also discusses related topics, including the contents of Muscle Milk, the contents of the Holy Bible, that era of straight porn when everything was a parody of something, the difference between sardines and anchovies, whether John could ride a bike, and against our better judgement, even more. More from Fanbyte: Fanbyte Podcast Network (We do other podcasts too!) Follow us on Twitter (Yell at us on Twitter in good ways.) Talk to us on Discord (Talk to us and our loving community. Also we have a pets channel that is very good.) Twitch Live Streams (Hang out with us live.) Rate and review our show (If you have any idea how to describe this show please help us.) And hey, get in touch if you want to advertise with us: advertising@fanbyte.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

With Niki aboard the International Space Station for medical treatment, John and LB answer questions from the Fanbyte Discord and also cover a few of their own pressing topics, including the physics of pissing yourself while driving an F1 car, the limitations of the TikTok algorithm, which animals work at 5'7", the latest UFO drama, the best spicy noodle, and even a quick trip to the grocery store. More from Fanbyte: Fanbyte Podcast Network (We do other podcasts too!) Follow us on Twitter (Yell at us on Twitter in good ways.) Talk to us on Discord (Talk to us and our loving community. Also we have a pets channel that is very good.) Twitch Live Streams (Hang out with us live.) Rate and review our show (If you have any idea how to describe this show please help us.) And hey, get in touch if you want to advertise with us: advertising@fanbyte.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

New intern Charles educates the Fanbyte Thinktank on a number of pressing issues, including the whole deal with Cincinnati Chili, whether or not Master Chief nutted, "raw dogging the 'cumbers," bat infestations, Stern's new Jurassic Park pinball machine, Polish delicacies, and crucially, even more. More from Fanbyte: Fanbyte Podcast Network (We do other podcasts too!) Follow us on Twitter (Yell at us on Twitter in good ways.) Talk to us on Discord (Talk to us and our loving community. Also we have a pets channel that is very good.) Twitch Live Streams (Hang out with us live.) Rate and review our show (If you have any idea how to describe this show please help us.) And hey, get in touch if you want to advertise with us: advertising@fanbyte.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Fanbyte Thinktank trips into a first-of-its-kind episode, in which worlds are made, destroyed, merged, and torn apart. Doing so will involve olde timey urethra blockage remedies, Swedish singer-songwriter Robyn, southern colloquialisms, way more REM than any previous episode, and of course, Doctor Steven Strange. More from Fanbyte: Fanbyte Podcast Network (We do other podcasts too!) Follow us on Twitter (Yell at us on Twitter in good ways.) Talk to us on Discord (Talk to us and our loving community. Also we have a pets channel that is very good.) Twitch Live Streams (Hang out with us live.) Rate and review our show (If you have any idea how to describe this show please help us.) And hey, get in touch if you want to advertise with us: advertising@fanbyte.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

With Niki aboard the International Space Station, Jordo steps out from behind the mixer to join John and LB for another session of strategic problem solving. This week, the gang tackles the difference(s) between Mark Summers and Bob Saget, retroactive goof insertion possibilities, movies being way too long now, what Bjork is up to lately, the entrapment inherent to showing somebody a video, the reality tv realness spectrum, being a Messy Kid™, and improbably, even more. More from Fanbyte: Fanbyte Podcast Network (We do other podcasts too!) Follow us on Twitter (Yell at us on Twitter in good ways.) Talk to us on Discord (Talk to us and our loving community. Also we have a pets channel that is very good.) Twitch Live Streams (Hang out with us live.) Rate and review our show (If you have any idea how to describe this show please help us.) And hey, get in touch if you want to advertise with us: advertising@fanbyte.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Actual real-life bird scientist Mikko Jimenez takes a break from his research at CSU's AeroEco Lab to educate the Fanbyte Thinktank on scrub jay deception, digiscoping, bird intelligence, recognizing your spark bird, the difficulties inherent to tracking magpies, the importance of romantic literature to ornithology, easy things you can do at home to help birds, and miraculously, even more. More from Fanbyte: Fanbyte Podcast Network (We do other podcasts too!) Follow us on Twitter (Yell at us on Twitter in good ways.) Talk to us on Discord (Talk to us and our loving community. Also we have a pets channel that is very good.) Twitch Live Streams (Hang out with us live.) Rate and review our show (If you have any idea how to describe this show please help us.) And hey, get in touch if you want to advertise with us: advertising@fanbyte.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On the anniversary of Abraham Lincoln's assassination, the Fanbyte Thinktank convene to ask some important questions about the life and times of Jesus Christ, the car from that Tracy Chapman song about a car, Morty's time in prison, diseases you can get from high fives, "how make computer chip," the dumbest things we've ever lied about, the most famous people we went to school with, and improbably, even more. More from Fanbyte: Fanbyte Podcast Network (We do other podcasts too!) Follow us on Twitter (Yell at us on Twitter in good ways.) Talk to us on Discord (Talk to us and our loving community. Also we have a pets channel that is very good.) Twitch Live Streams (Hang out with us live.) Rate and review our show (If you have any idea how to describe this show please help us.) And hey, get in touch if you want to advertise with us: advertising@fanbyte.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Fanbyte Thinktank tackles some of its most provocative conundrums to date, including the stylistic differences between mice and moose, the works of John B. Beaver, that big elevator in Lisbon, the best airports to smoke in, "Joan Cold Steen Austin," which fragrances are and aren't for teenagers, how God's takes different from Jesus', infrequently milked nuts, and if you can believe it folks, somehow even more. More from Fanbyte: Fanbyte Podcast Network (We do other podcasts too!) Follow us on Twitter (Yell at us on Twitter in good ways.) Talk to us on Discord (Talk to us and our loving community. Also we have a pets channel that is very good.) Twitch Live Streams (Hang out with us live.) Rate and review our show (If you have any idea how to describe this show please help us.) And hey, get in touch if you want to advertise with us: advertising@fanbyte.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Thinktank returns to answer some important questions about life, death, and sex, including "how much would someone have to pay you to have sex with a car, in private?" It also tackles issues relating to the Tower of Terror ride at Disneyland, whether or not you should get your booster shot (you should if eligible), lapping yourself, the very definition of "fucking," and much more, although not as much more as usual because we had to cut this one a little short. More from Fanbyte: Fanbyte Podcast Network (We do other podcasts too!) Follow us on Twitter (Yell at us on Twitter in good ways.) Talk to us on Discord (Talk to us and our loving community. Also we have a pets channel that is very good.) Twitch Live Streams (Hang out with us live.) Rate and review our show (If you have any idea how to describe this show please help us.) And hey, get in touch if you want to advertise with us: advertising@fanbyte.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Fanbyte Thinktank attempts to tackle one of its most challenging and surprising subjects yet: juggling. Who was the First Lady of Juggling, and what did she know? Is juggling living más? Who is the Clown Master? Does a funeral count as entertainment if you hated this guy? Folks, you don't want to miss this one. More from Fanbyte: Fanbyte Podcast Network (We do other podcasts too!) Follow us on Twitter (Yell at us on Twitter in good ways.) Talk to us on Discord (Talk to us and our loving community. Also we have a pets channel that is very good.) Twitch Live Streams (Hang out with us live.) Rate and review our show (If you have any idea how to describe this show please help us.) And hey, get in touch if you want to advertise with us: advertising@fanbyte.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

John visits LB and Niki from beyond the grave with detailed information about the afterlife. The Thinktank also tackles a handful of unrelated issues, including why McDonald's ketchup is different, Steely Dan's recent cancellation, various opinions regarding the funniest movies of all time, how many people are credited as writers on Doja Cat's Moo, which one is Lily Tomlin and which one is Lily Allen, and with great reservation, even more. More from Fanbyte: Fanbyte Podcast Network (We do other podcasts too!) Follow us on Twitter (Yell at us on Twitter in good ways.) Talk to us on Discord (Talk to us and our loving community. Also we have a pets channel that is very good.) Twitch Live Streams (Hang out with us live.) Rate and review our show (If you have any idea how to describe this show please help us.) And hey, get in touch if you want to advertise with us: advertising@fanbyte.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

With John on the International Space Station and/or dead, LB and Niki answer questions submitted by publications around the globe (without their knowledge or consent). What are the Bears going to do about defensive tackle? How can we save the axolotls? What should every woman try at least once in her life? Find out the answer to these and other pressing questions on this very special episode of Friends Reunion! More from Fanbyte: Fanbyte Podcast Network (We do other podcasts too!) Follow us on Twitter (Yell at us on Twitter in good ways.) Talk to us on Discord (Talk to us and our loving community. Also we have a pets channel that is very good.) Twitch Live Streams (Hang out with us live.) Rate and review our show (If you have any idea how to describe this show please help us.) And hey, get in touch if you want to advertise with us: advertising@fanbyte.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Fanbyte Thinktank reconvenes to tackle a new docket of issues faced by today's Americans, including why they haven't made big Cheerios yet, whether Michael Jackson or The Weeknd will have a bigger lasting impact on culture, what media each member would deliver to aliens via a hypothetical Voyager 3 satellite, which movies would be improved by taking place on 9/11, if the theme song to Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt contains the n-word, literally comparing apples to oranges, and whether you like it or not, even more. More from Fanbyte: Fanbyte Podcast Network (We do other podcasts too!) Follow us on Twitter (Yell at us on Twitter in good ways.) Talk to us on Discord (Talk to us and our loving community. Also we have a pets channel that is very good.) Twitch Live Streams (Hang out with us live.) Rate and review our show (If you have any idea how to describe this show please help us.) And hey, get in touch if you want to advertise with us: advertising@fanbyte.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Fanbyte Thinktank continues to tackle the issue of applesauce, this week by analyzing new data acquired live from LB Hunktears. The group also addresses whether Mountain Dew is "viscous," whether baseball players are wetter than wrestlers, whose birthday it is on Niki's Facebook, a Zionist retelling of The Wizard of Oz as a stage play for children, the skank put at the Imagine Dragon's concert, and improbably, even more. More from Fanbyte: Fanbyte Podcast Network (We do other podcasts too!) Follow us on Twitter (Yell at us on Twitter in good ways.) Talk to us on Discord (Talk to us and our loving community. Also we have a pets channel that is very good.) Twitch Live Streams (Hang out with us live.) Rate and review our show (If you have any idea how to describe this show please help us.) And hey, get in touch if you want to advertise with us: advertising@fanbyte.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Upon learning that John eats applesauce like a little Applesauce Boy, the Thinktank immediately begins recording an episode in order to analyze this newly uncovered data. Other pertinent issues discussed include breaking the spoke barrier, if writing for AO3 makes you immortal, pouch opacity, shitting ourselves as adults, ground rules for a (theoretical and unplanned) Friends Reunion live tour, whether the American Pickers have ever made out, and if you can believe it, even more. More from Fanbyte: Fanbyte Podcast Network (We do other podcasts too!) Follow us on Twitter (Yell at us on Twitter in good ways.) Talk to us on Discord (Talk to us and our loving community. Also we have a pets channel that is very good.) Twitch Live Streams (Hang out with us live.) Rate and review our show (If you have any idea how to describe this show please help us.) And hey, get in touch if you want to advertise with us: advertising@fanbyte.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Fanbyte Think Tank convenes for an atypically arduous session of deliberation and debate, though in typical Friends Reunion fashion, all issues are resolved by the end of the episode. Topics for today's discussion include John's new orange juicer, nut milk production, the global south, consuming the 2022 Winter Olympics exclusively through mean tweets, helicopter legality, LB's new chair, whether Kirby or Sonic is more "for perverts," and somehow, even more, More from Fanbyte: Fanbyte Podcast Network (We do other podcasts too!) Follow us on Twitter (Yell at us on Twitter in good ways.) Talk to us on Discord (Talk to us and our loving community. Also we have a pets channel that is very good.) Twitch Live Streams (Hang out with us live.) Rate and review our show (If you have any idea how to describe this show please help us.) And hey, get in touch if you want to advertise with us: advertising@fanbyte.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Blessed with the ability to divine the future, the Think Tank investigates a new collection of issues facing society, including the plot of the movie Brazil, whether Rube Goldberg was a fictional person, if they're going to make Friends 2, how to buy CDs with cusses, how Mars was formed in the cosmos, how right we were about Caillou, Svengoolie, and somehow, even more. More from Fanbyte: Fanbyte Podcast Network (We do other podcasts too!) Follow us on Twitter (Yell at us on Twitter in good ways.) Talk to us on Discord (Talk to us and our loving community. Also we have a pets channel that is very good.) Twitch Live Streams (Hang out with us live.) Rate and review our show (If you have any idea how to describe this show please help us.) And hey, get in touch if you want to advertise with us: advertising@fanbyte.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

To celebrate our 100th episode, John, Niki and LB must determine which prompts from producer Jordo are fake, and which are real things they've said on previous episodes. The Think Tank also invents new birds to get mad at, discusses which dinosaur would look the coolest smoking, takes time to thank God for inventing crazy shit, makes some potentially libelous statements about Gamestop, assesses Rick Caruso's mayoral bid, and somehow, even more. More from Fanbyte: Fanbyte Podcast Network (We do other podcasts too!) Follow us on Twitter (Yell at us on Twitter in good ways.) Talk to us on Discord (Talk to us and our loving community. Also we have a pets channel that is very good.) Twitch Live Streams (Hang out with us live.) Rate and review our show (If you have any idea how to describe this show please help us.) And hey, get in touch if you want to advertise with us: advertising@fanbyte.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On what may be our most on-fire episode to date, the Fanbyte Thinktank has learned they can insert an ad whenever they want. We also discuss the viability of a "child podcast mattress made of corn," and how John broke his own nose by describing Double Dragon to a friend in first grade. This episode also features the first installment of a new segment called "Industry Talk;" first up: the salt industry. [Also hey lost the last 10 minutes of John's audio and had to use the backup, so the last chunk sounds a little funky.] More from Fanbyte: Fanbyte Podcast Network (We do other podcasts too!) Follow us on Twitter (Yell at us on Twitter in good ways.) Talk to us on Discord (Talk to us and our loving community. Also we have a pets channel that is very good.) Twitch Live Streams (Hang out with us live.) Rate and review our show (If you have any idea how to describe this show please help us.) And hey, get in touch if you want to advertise with us: advertising@fanbyte.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Having reunited, Fanbyte's thinktank wastes no time in tackling the hottest issues of the moment, including Niki's fun new malpractice, Dr. PimplePopper's (alleged) proclivities, people who are less likable than Dracula, the definition of libel as it pertains to David Letterman's ability to kill, LB's cool new idea for cops, haunted vagina bones, and if you can believe it, even more. More from Fanbyte: Fanbyte Podcast Network (We do other podcasts too!) Follow us on Twitter (Yell at us on Twitter in good ways.) Talk to us on Discord (Talk to us and our loving community. Also we have a pets channel that is very good.) Twitch Live Streams (Hang out with us live.) Rate and review our show (If you have any idea how to describe this show please help us.) And hey, get in touch if you want to advertise with us: advertising@fanbyte.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

With John aboard the International Face Station, LB and Niki are join by merritt for a group symposium on a number of pressing topics, including whether the yogurt lid is a spoon; if all cheese is fun; what "invert sugar" might be; whether Sprite®  is healthy; what year it is "in Jewish;" Maslow's actual hierarchy of needs; LB's beef with the horny people of the world, and somehow, even more. More from Fanbyte: Fanbyte Podcast Network (We do other podcasts too!) Follow us on Twitter (Yell at us on Twitter in good ways.) Talk to us on Discord (Talk to us and our loving community. Also we have a pets channel that is very good.) Twitch Live Streams (Hang out with us live.) Rate and review our show (If you have any idea how to describe this show please help us.) And hey, get in touch if you want to advertise with us: advertising@fanbyte.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Well folks, we did it. We made it to the end of 2021. Congratulations! To celebrate, LB, Niki and John lay out their predictions for 2022, some of which are even more cursed than usual, which is a pretty high bar for them. Also, hey, is it racist to not like Halo? More from Fanbyte: Fanbyte Podcast Network (We do other podcasts too!) Follow us on Twitter (Yell at us on Twitter in good ways.) Talk to us on Discord (Talk to us and our loving community. Also we have a pets channel that is very good.) Twitch Live Streams (Hang out with us live.) Rate and review our show (If you have any idea how to describe this show please help us.) And hey, get in touch if you want to advertise with us: advertising@fanbyte.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

John, LB and Niki bring you up to speed on all the dangerous new trends putting today's teens at risk. Is your teen "undertaking?" Do they sneak out at night for a round of "time machine-ing" with their friends? Is your child at risk of "popeing" their way out of a good education? Find out!! More from Fanbyte: Fanbyte Podcast Network (We do other podcasts too!) Follow us on Twitter (Yell at us on Twitter in good ways.) Talk to us on Discord (Talk to us and our loving community. Also we have a pets channel that is very good.) Twitch Live Streams (Hang out with us live.) Rate and review our show (If you have any idea how to describe this show please help us.) And hey, get in touch if you want to advertise with us: advertising@fanbyte.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this surprise-a-minute installment of Friends Reunion, Jordo and LB swap seats mid-show so LB can handle a potential emergency with their building's poop management systems. Meanwhile, Niki, John and Jordo talk about their favorite Savage brother, favorite Little Debbie cakes, childhood nicknames, the rising cost of wheelchair maintenance, whether employing a findom is the right financial strategy for you, and somehow, even more. More from Fanbyte: Fanbyte Podcast Network (We do other podcasts too!) Follow us on Twitter (Yell at us on Twitter in good ways.) Talk to us on Discord (Talk to us and our loving community. Also we have a pets channel that is very good.) Twitch Live Streams (Hang out with us live.) Rate and review our show (If you have any idea how to describe this show please help us.) And hey, get in touch if you want to advertise with us: advertising@fanbyte.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The entire crew is aboard the International Space Station this week, but fear not! LB and Jordo have selected a few of their favorite moments from the annals of Friends Reunion history for your enjoyment. There are thrills, chills, felonies, jellonies -- it's just like every other episode, because it IS every other episode! You'll love it! More from Fanbyte: Fanbyte Podcast Network (We do other podcasts too!) Follow us on Twitter (Yell at us on Twitter in good ways.) Talk to us on Discord (Talk to us and our loving community. Also we have a pets channel that is very good.) Twitch Live Streams (Hang out with us live.) Rate and review our show (If you have any idea how to describe this show please help us.) And hey, get in touch if you want to advertise with us: advertising@fanbyte.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

While LB serves aboard the Binternational Tace Spation, Niki and John are joined by Fanbyte EIC Danielle to tackle a bevy of pressing issues, including the start of DVD season, Jesus' favorite types of parties, the grinding epidemic afflicting today's youth, Harry Connick Jr.'s career, the disturbing lack of child failure in modern media, and of course, morp. More from Fanbyte: Fanbyte Podcast Network (We do other podcasts too!) Follow us on Twitter (Yell at us on Twitter in good ways.) Talk to us on Discord (Talk to us and our loving community. Also we have a pets channel that is very good.) Twitch Live Streams (Hang out with us live.) Rate and review our show (If you have any idea how to describe this show please help us.) And hey, get in touch if you want to advertise with us: advertising@fanbyte.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our panel of consumer experts are here to give YOU the knowledge YOU NEED to get the MOST out of YOUR Black Friday. Discover THIS secret for getting the best deal on 10 Apple Pencils! Learn how YOU can get a GREAT DEAL on the CAR OF YOUR DREAMS that smells like a dead body! Learn the SECRET to MAKING GAMECUBES and more on this week's incredible dealsplosion!!!! More from Fanbyte: Fanbyte Podcast Network (We do other podcasts too!) Follow us on Twitter (Yell at us on Twitter in good ways.) Talk to us on Discord (Talk to us and our loving community. Also we have a pets channel that is very good.) Twitch Live Streams (Hang out with us live.) Rate and review our show (If you have any idea how to describe this show please help us.) And hey, get in touch if you want to advertise with us: advertising@fanbyte.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

With John on the International Space Station, Niki and LB take it upon themselves to answer YOUR science questions. How do drugs cross the blood/brain barrier? How do bugs breathe? Is there an audiobook of Homer's Odyssey? Why isn't one cow four cows? Find out! [Small content warning for teeth on this one, folks!] More from Fanbyte: Fanbyte Podcast Network (We do other podcasts too!) Follow us on Twitter (Yell at us on Twitter in good ways.) Talk to us on Discord (Talk to us and our loving community. Also we have a pets channel that is very good.) Twitch Live Streams (Hang out with us live.) Rate and review our show (If you have any idea how to describe this show please help us.) And hey, get in touch if you want to advertise with us: advertising@fanbyte.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Fanbyte Thinktank tackles another slew of problems facing Sleepy Americans, including the rising toll of inflation, the proper locations for making out, whether the Pringles Man himself is made of potato flakes, what attributes are changed by adjusting penis.ini, which Muppet(s) was the tallest and/or have bones, if the child of a divorced couple can also have a little custody, and mathematics. More from Fanbyte: Fanbyte Podcast Network (We do other podcasts too!) Follow us on Twitter (Yell at us on Twitter in good ways.) Talk to us on Discord (Talk to us and our loving community. Also we have a pets channel that is very good.) Twitch Live Streams (Hang out with us live.) Rate and review our show (If you have any idea how to describe this show please help because we don't.) And hey, get in touch if you want to advertise with us: advertising@fanbyte.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, Fanbyte's merchandise thinktank develops a slew of new products coming soon to a store near you, including an adult sippy cup only for wassail, offensive holiday socks, short-shorts that say "ass ass" on them, an air purifier that's big for outside, a foolproof method for murdering Sherlock Holmes, and somehow, even more. More from Fanbyte: Fanbyte Podcast Network (We do other podcasts too!) Follow us on Twitter (Yell at us on Twitter in good ways.) Talk to us on Discord (Talk to us and our loving community. Also we have a pets channel that is very good.) Twitch Live Streams (Hang out with us live.) Rate and review our show (Please show us your support with a rating or review!) And hey, get in touch if you want to advertise with us: advertising@fanbyte.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our panel of experts analyze the recent conspiracy theory that Olive Garden's "when you're here, you're family" slogan is actually a curse enacted by an Irish-Italian leprechaun witch. We also look at evidence against the existence of altitude sickness, as well as new reports that suggest Bill Gates actually made his fortune by inventing the street drug "Jenkem." Uncover the truth: Fanbyte Podcast Network (We do other podcasts too!) Follow us on Twitter (Yell at us on Twitter in good ways.) Talk to us on Discord (Talk to us and our loving community. Also we have a pets channel that is very good.) Twitch Live Streams (Hang out with us live.) Rate and review our show (Please show us your support with a rating or review!) And hey, get in touch if you want to advertise with us: advertising@fanbyte.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Aside from the issues impacting our very special sponsor, this week's episode also tackles a re-edit of Jurassic Park, a rewrite of Night at the Museum, how John was "holding" the "bread," how abstinence is the key to meeting a real dinosaur, the shitty Ferris Bueller TV show theme song, this show's stolen slogan, and other, somehow even more prescient topics. More from Fanbyte: Fanbyte Podcast Network (We do other podcasts too!) Follow us on Twitter (Yell at us on Twitter in good ways.) Talk to us on Discord (Talk to us and our loving community. Also we have a pets channel that is very good.) Twitch Live Streams (Hang out with us live.) Rate and review our show (Please show us your support with a rating or review!) And hey, get in touch if you want to advertise with us: advertising@fanbyte.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

John, Niki and LB cover many important topics concerning today's consumer, including how best to utilize a 100+ foot vertical leap, what the only two rules for life are, how to maybe accidentally delete your Spotify account, what five Beatles songs may or may not be, which came first between sky and water, and other, even more pressing issues. More from Fanbyte: Fanbyte Podcast Network (We do other podcasts too!) Follow us on Twitter (Yell at us on Twitter in good ways.) Talk to us on Discord (Talk to us and our loving community. Also we have a pets channel that is very good.) Twitch Live Streams (Hang out with us live.) Rate and review our show (Please show us your support with a rating or review!) And hey, get in touch if you want to advertise with us: advertising@fanbyte.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Niki, LB and John tackle some of the most important issues facing modern Americans, including the pervert owl from the Tootsie Pop commercial, what the "Final" in Smart & Final refers to, where Chili's shops for groceries, how Jordo takes notes during a recording, whether Virgos should open a restaurant franchise this fall, and more. More from Fanbyte: Fanbyte Podcast Network (We do other podcasts too!) Follow us on Twitter (Yell at us on Twitter in good ways.) Talk to us on Discord (Talk to us and our loving community. Also we have a pets channel that is very good.) Twitch Live Streams (Hang out with us live.) Rate and review our show (Please show us your support with a rating or review!) And hey, get in touch if you want to advertise with us: advertising@fanbyte.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

John, LB and Niki learned a lot this week, including who'd be willing to lick an order tablet at a Chili's (and for how much), whose willing to get in a helicopter, what everyone's hidden childhood talents were, how to know if a guy sucks, how living on a 25 hour day works, how to play the game "Hello Bon (Welcome, There He Is)," and more. More from Fanbyte: Fanbyte Podcast Network (We do other podcasts too!) Follow us on Twitter (Yell at us on Twitter in good ways.) Talk to us on Discord (Talk to us and our loving community. Also we have a pets channel that is very good.) Twitch Live Streams (Hang out with us live.) Rate and review our show (Please show us your support with a rating or review!) And hey, get in touch if you want to advertise with us: advertising@fanbyte.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Niki is on a train back from the International Space Station, so this week LB and John walk through John's new plan to heist something from The Metropolitan Museum of Art, why graham crackers were invented, the pros and cons of ice-road trucking, whether or not Tiny Tim invented benzodiazepines, and even worse subjects. Fanbyte Podcast Network (We do other podcasts too!) Follow us on Twitter (Yell at us on Twitter in good ways.) Talk to us on Discord (Talk to us and our loving community. Also we have a pets channel that is very good.) Twitch Live Streams (Hang out with us live.) Rate and review our show (Please show us your support with a rating or review!) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week our panel of experts discuss getting married in the Stinky New York, drinking beer fresh from the mail, LB's bizarre and conditional seatbelt practices, where John ranks among other Johns, and Niki's Top 10 Cool Things They Saw Last Weekend. Fanbyte Podcast Network (We do other podcasts too!) Follow us on Twitter (Yell at us on Twitter in good ways.) Talk to us on Discord (Talk to us and our loving community. Also we have a pets channel that is very good.) Twitch Live Streams (Hang out with us live.) Rate and review our show (Please show us your support with a rating or review!) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Okay, I just need to be really clear about this, Fanbyte and its parent companies DO NOT condone the murder of ANY child under ANY circumstance, fictional or otherwise, even as part of a Make-A-Wish Foundation program or through a staged "accident" set within the canon of an animated television series. Are we all clear on that? Okay good, because Werner Herzog has just been shot. Fanbyte Podcast Network (We do other podcasts too!) Follow us on Twitter (Yell at us on Twitter in good ways.) Talk to us on Discord (Talk to us and our loving community. Also we have a pets channel that is very good.) Twitch Live Streams (Hang out with us live.) Rate and review our show (Please show us your support with a rating or review!) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices