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A podcast of mostly lies, your momma jokes and illicit substances, hosts Joshua Citrak and Jeffery Lewis kill all idols while discussing culture, politics and sports; host knowledgeable guests and play music by independent artists.

Joshua Citrak, Jeffery Lewis


    • Mar 10, 2024 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 21m AVG DURATION
    • 141 EPISODES


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    Ep.143 "Sweet Home Alabama"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2024 140:10


    We discuss: Being broke AF at 50 when everybody else thinks you're rich, gladly pay you tomorrow for a cheeseburger today, Caitline Clark's record breaking career, Take that, Nancy Pelosi, Give Reggie Bush back his Heisman, Dehumanizing Palestinians, Buying that big house means you have to keep it clean, Monarch Butterflies need to choose wisely and Look at me look cool in slow-mo while this music is playing.

    Ep.142 "Mopeds Raining out of the Sky"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2024 140:10


    We talk: let's go bowling dude, nothing good happens after 10pm at the club, switching up our paranoias, Israel is fucking up, the 42 year old gradma with a belly ring, homesteading, resiliency, Dan Quayle vs Kamla Harris, it isn't a cheeseburger without bacon, don't blame me I voted for Jill Stein twice, we battle through interruptions, review 2023 and make predictions for 2024.

    Ep.141 "Hostage Negotiations"

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2023 60:38


    We talk: Being hated by your family; constant, psychotic war; Catholic vs Protestant whisky; Bud Light is made by Bill Gates, nobody wants to go to the Playoffs, Waygu, women steal and not just hearts. 

    Ep. 140 "The Late Great John Candy"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2023 98:35


    We talk removing Daryl Hannah's butt, the 49ers lose, Resident Evil in VR, Horse shoe shaped houses and cargo containers full of weed and we try and stretch the episode until my wife comes home from Walmart.

    Ep. 139 "Catching Cases and Colds"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2023 85:39


    We talk coughing so hard phlem shoots out of your face, Happy Hanukkah, Born in East LA, getting stuck in the snow, World Cup, Die Hard death count, a Glock is basically recycled plastic and Joshua is sick AF.

    ep. 138 The Return of Clayton Bigsby

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2022 104:09


    We talk Liver King, Wakanda Forever, FTX, Matt Tiabi, how to get away with anything, disgusting beer choices, deleting Tweets, try not to passout cause you might die of embarassment. 

    Ep. 137 "Jesus Yeezus"

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2022 112:08


    We talk, the election, Joe Biden, send that shit to Ghana, Ye, South Dakota just says no, WhooAnon and riding strapped to Trader Joes.

    Ep. 135 "Hand Print Flowers and Macaroni Necklaces"

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2022 94:02


    We talk screaming at tornados, kid memories, Mom's Day, beating Noah's ass, watering cans vs hoses, Will and Jada, Honey Do List, and Joshua drank way too much coffee before the show.

    Ep. 134 "Ride or Die or Crash N Burn"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2022 71:49


    We discuss, Will Smith doesn't have to swear to sell records, Unserious people running the country, Beef Supreme Court, Ant-Racist Gender Neutral Babies, People don't know what "literally" actually means, Bombs continue to fall, and Old Lew's gotta go.

    Ep. 133 "Thermonuclear N-Bomb"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2022 85:06


    We discuss Daylight Savings, Tamale Lady, Spotify won't like this one either, Toting guns and misinformation, Rendering pork fat, 1997 Buick LeSabres, Gas, Grass or Ass, Hippies tying puppies to busses and for a few hours we forget about the war.

    Ep. 132 "Pour That Vodka Out for the Homies"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2022 93:31


    We discuss, Stop sharing propaganda please, Cain Velasquez, Republicans buy sneakers too, Ukraine and are we really talking about a racist border guard while bombs are falling, Kennedy's Magic Bullet, No Fly Zones, We've seen this movie before - again, Express yourself and Old Lew loses his phone.

    Ep.131 "BLACCENT"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2022 104:46


    We discuss: Randy Johnson's pigeon, Cancel Culture, Canadian Truckers, You don't have freedoms you have leeway, opting out of Black history, Whack-a-Mole, Which side of the bread does peanut butter go on and after the show Joshua has to supervise boo-boo patrol.

    Ep.130 "7 Degrees of Kosher Kevin Bacon"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2022 95:44


    We discuss: Spotify, Tupac and Tabitha Soren, taking the power out of words, free food, hospital bills, fuck the LA Rams, Canada's truckers, My Own Private Idaho, Old Lew says a certain word a bunch and Joe Rogan.

    Ep. 129 "Wish You Got COVID Worse"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2022 72:04


    We talk Go Niners, this is why people hate Californians, what pill is this? lips like cracklin, an only child is weird, unofficial mosquito sirens, reggae doesn't exist in the Midwest, indoor ducks and god's plan is for you to be an organ donor.

    Ep. 128 "JKF NFT"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2022 75:24


    We talk about Ghislaine Maxwell trial - the elites are safe!, taking your temperature in Celsius, Down and to the Left, First You Get the Money..., where's my sleeping bag, nostalgic San Francisco food, Old Lew is not a light bulb taker, abandoned amusement parks, Portland still sucks, mother of the bride and Joshua worries about frozen water pipes. 

    Ep. 127 "We Could Use a Little Anti-Christ Nowadays"

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2021 89:26


    We talk Joshua rolls on 22s, Go Root for the Jets, New Years Resolutions, 70% of Americans are fat, Easy-E documentary, the Drone-In-Chief, and we watch the 2006 Miami and FIU bench clearing brawl.

    Ep. 126 "Fear of White People in a Confined Space"

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2021 84:32


    We are back in person and talk vax cards look fake AF, Free Tibet or Not, everything works out ok, misogynist trout, the left doesn't respect you as a person, The Dude Does not Abide, what kind of asshole wears camo? famous last words, requirements for a ride or die, Fuck the Cowboys and Old Lew gets up and gets Joshua a beer.

    Ep. 125 "Tell Us What You Know, Melinda"

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2021 82:28


    We talk Alec Baldwin, Kyle Rittenhouse, the gun must always go off, There's a Black Guy Running Down the Street, the guy who mowed people down is inconvenient, Ray Epps, Sophie's Choice, Joshua's man bun crush and the videos YouTube seems to think we like. 

    Ep. 123 "Lots and Lots of Jelly"

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2021 91:39


    We talk Kyrie Irving and the insufferable NBA, Jon Gruden, Let's Go Brandon means the media lies to your face, Old Lew's proctologist, My Body My Choice, the dumber version of CNN, when did progressives become corporatists, America runs on small businesses and the state of the legal cannabis market looks terrible.

    Ep. 122 "Let's Go Brandon"

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2021 85:07


    We're back! We talk Missing White Woman Syndrome, healthcare is a right, but not for the unvaxxed, Australia is a prison colony, YouTube's stupid new rules about "misinformation," 20 years after 9/11- what has happened to us and Old Lew talks about becoming an empty nester.

    Ep. 121 "Grab it an Yank"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2021 87:05


    We talk about the dumbest thing Joshua has ever been suckered into, the best fire arm to party with, the day John Lennon was shot, gardening is fun and free, pulling ticks out of your kid's ear and Old Lew's face gets pixelated.

    Ep. 120 "Lew Eats the Cheesesteak"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2021 76:35


    We talk about Joshua almost dying and praying to Jesus for salvation, we confirm that we are not shooting rockets at Israel, Fentanyl is for the weak, bachelor pad refrigerators, mouthing off to the police, taking mushrooms, playing dominoes and listening to Cypress Hill and why the in the hell does world bow to China?

    Ep. 119 "Sisterhood of the Nasty-ass Drawers"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2021 116:04


    We discuss Iyanla Fix My Life, Hunters Point hip hop, Caron Nazario, Joshua's pants are heavy, we need to know if you are here to work, home grown, we've been micro-chipped and we take several pee breaks.

    Ep. 118 "What Did the Five Fingers Say to the Face?"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2021 92:42


    We talk about Georgia, squeaky chairs, mass shootings... again, the Simpsons are racist, Ben Stiller is a genius, where are the Alphas, how much ammo do you have in your car, do not feed the Gremlin rum, and Joshua had a gang of people over to his house because Freedom.

    Ep.20117 "I'll Pray for You"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2021 89:35


    We talk RIP Marvin Hagler, Myers Leonard and the soft racism of Jewish slurs, nobody is talking about China, stimulus, kratom, SFUSD, Lowell High School and the racism of merit and Old Lew harasses Christians.

    Ep.106 "Olive Juice Quinella"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2021 111:04


    We dump on Maine, talk nice girls, there are still kids in cages, degenerate gamblers, the weather in Texas, Obama's Secret Service, Back Street Boys, getting microchipped, giving the steal sign and Old Lew's kids ignore his texts on the regular.

    Ep. 115 "We're Not a Court of Law"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2021 71:16


    We talk about cold snaps, Tom Brady, Congress is political, getting mad, sweet baby Black Jesus, paying kids money, push lawn mowers and Joshua takes care of business while Old Lew rambles.

    Ep.114 "Double Mask or Double Birds?"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2021 107:34


    We talk about truant kindergarteners, we're moving to Yemen, free ballin, where's the social equity in keeping cannabis illegal, vindictive librarians, so everything is fine now, right? hiding COVID statistics, Bush's color codes, the shoe is on the other foot and Old Lew Drinks a Guinness.

    Ep. 113 "Stealing AOC's Shoes"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2021 100:55


    We talk about banning speech you don't like, the right takes the left's bad ideas, it's Morphin Time, the FBI is reading your Facebook posts, you can see porn on Twitter, I don't know who needs to hear this but..., who's dumb and dumber?, cops arresting folks for Christmas parties, before the purps was white, $1,500 shotguns and we find out it's impossible to fly to Iceland.

    Ep. 112 "10,000 Mousetraps and a Box of Tacks"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2021 104:12


    We talk the vaccine, Biden won't legalize it, Year of the Rat, Joshua's hoarding ammo, finding Christmas presents in January, they're all traitors, give the Jacksonville Jaguars a beating they'll never forget and have numerous interruptions from kids and poor audio equipment.

    Ep. 111 "Pajama Class"

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2020 83:33


    We talk about the puzzling transformation of Democrats from champions of liberty to authoritarians, how many bailouts does the airline industry get? politicians still getting paid while you aren't, ashy to classy, setting the table, Trump is a big lying baby, Joshua's dog barks way too much and Old Lew has some old ass shoes.

    Ep. 110 "Gruesome Newsom"

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2020 82:43


    We discuss the hell that is California, politicians going against their own laws, if masks work, why can't we go to work, schoolyard fights, Utah monolith, the original BLM (Bureau of Land Management), John Kasich balling out of control and Joshua shows off his new glasses!

    Ep. 109 "Dead Pheasants in a Truck"

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2020 67:08


    We talk about stinky cheese, prison reform, Governors fucking up, Executive Orders, Buy American, China brushes dirt of their shoulder, don't let the government tell you what to do, we confuse which episode we're recording, Joshua rants about COVID and Ken E Mac stops by and looks a lot like Black Santa Claus.

    Ep.108 "You're Fired"

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2020 90:58


    We discuss how cannabis won big, America is emotionally exhausted, wolves in Colorado, The Social Dilemma, loser mentality, voting out dictators, Old Lew's pixelated face and much more.

    Ep. 107 "Blunt Wrappers and Lotto Scratchers"

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2020 86:35


    We discuss Trump beats COVID, helmet laws, where's all the ammo? Yes on A, Yes on 26, politicians don't represent people, South Park Pandemic Special, NFL cancels games, fatherly advice, the Democrats are playing you, Gecko lizards are the best pets ever and Joshua and Sam talk chickens.

    Ep106 "When You Get Tested"

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2020 83:31


    We talk Trump and COVID, fantasy football is stupid, LeBron James and why sports figures get tested and can do their jobs in safety but teachers can’t, our institutions are a sham but hey look at that white person over there eating lunch, soul music and leaded gasoline.

    Ep105 "Can I Burn It? Yes You Can"

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2020 80:53


    We discuss BLM is off the rails, what if Trump supporters were busting car windows and setting buildings on fire, Joshua may have COVID, very good people on both sides, the NFL is still a lying, racist organization, put your money where your mouth is and Old Lew puts some Irish in his mouth.

    Ep.104 "Everyone Knows Her as Nancy"

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2020 90:18


    We talk Pelosi’s hypocrisy, Mozambique, ruining lives to own Trump, operating on 65% capacity, Cesar Milan moments, it’s canning time, the South lost, puppies are not like having a baby, losing an arm in a sword fight and plead for peace, love an understanding.

    Ep.103 "Florida Cracker"

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2020 66:58


    We talk California wildfires, going to the hospital in the time of Covid, old folks, planting fruit trees that shit fruit, USB outlets, the USPS is socialism in action, Joshua takes a beer break and Old Lew needs to talk to his mommy.

    Ep. 102 "They Eat the Apple Sauce"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2020 113:02


    We talk about justice for Breonna Taylor, people who two weeks ago called the police on people taking their kids to the park now want to defund the police, Gone with the Wind, a policeman's second day on the job, "Dear White People," Words are Violence, Silence is Violence, but violence isn't violence, COVID hypocrisy, bricks at protests, fetishing "blackness," kneeling to black folks, why are cops still being violent while their being recorded and run a bit long while recording our last in person episode for awhile.

    Ep101 "The Purpose has been Defeated"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2020 69:35


    We talk about mob mentality, social distancing while protesting, life really is better today, if I could change the world, meditation, Karen's vs Antifa, Naked Gun, Mike Tyson, gruesome ears, breaking a bitch in half, butt pimples, East Enders, Soap and Joshua asks, what happens when a camel bites you?

    Ep100 "Keepin' It 100"

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2020 87:58


    We're back in the studio together again with a bit of news about the future of the podcast, bird dogs, juggling work and kids school, the Democrats "Hold your nose and vote" strategy, people need to get back to work, Ahmuad Aubrey, Joshua's cat is almost dead, risk analysis, earthquakes, and remember the time we made a seven year old pass the hat for more beer.

    Ep.099 "Choosin'"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2020 76:31


    We talk about White Clams, Old Lew ate barbecued monkey, Crispy B, line cutters are having a field day, Air Pods, Old Lew hasn't watched Tiger King, Priscilla Queen of the Desert, Sully Sullenberger and a crazy person curses at the demons in head head in front of the G-Spot. 

    Ep.098 "Kinda Big Deal"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2020 66:16


    We DO NOT talk COVID and instead discuss Old Lew is out of whiskey, Joshua is drinking old, flat, stale, warm beer, the worst hangover ever, piss fumbles, successful marriage strategies, keep the assholes out of California, mentoring the young bucks, Dan Crenshaw, what if you discover gold, nobody chooses their mom and we lose Old Lew a few times.

    Ep097 "Can't Truss It"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2020 68:35


    We talk about the government is broken, why is money important, American's hand washing problem, income inequality, chicken eggs, killing Grandma to save the economy, camp kitchens, reconnecting with friends and family, $1,300 coolers and we dump a body in a rug.

    Ep.096 "Let's Go Bowling"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2020 75:05


    We talk about peacocks, roof Koreans, animal cruelty videos, don't punch somebody just because they sneezed, people who were oppressed oppressing others, rich represents rich, The Rock, Kevin Hart and Dave Chapelle pow-wow with Trump, most people can't fight, Kentucky Blue Grass, and Old Lew laughs way too much.

    Ep. 095 "I Am The Walrus"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2020 81:22


    We misquote Mark Twain, discuss open mic nights, being too high, The Black Crowes, field hockey players, luck and hard work, Old Lew used to big athletic, Ancient Aliens Coronavirus, Joshua apologizes for Old Lew's behavior and we play music by Dylan Taylor (20:39) and Juá (45:09) Dylan Taylor: https://music.apple.com/us/album/keep-wondering-ep/1477790084 Juá: https://music.apple.com/us/album/paranoia-feat-dante-digital-single/1450706112

    Ep.094 "Run Out Every Ground Ball"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2020 89:33


    We discuss kidnapping white people and making them watch Roots to help them confront their racism, everything is rigged, everyone is bought, lotto scratchers, eating monkeys and owls, Old Lew is paranoid, 1980 Pontiac Sun Bird, hanging Old Lew, stealing flowers from the Embarcadero Center, $10,000 bongs Joshua can't see and we play music by Snarls(27:03) and The Thirties(46:55). Snarls: https://music.apple.com/us/album/burst/1494372289 The Thirties: https://music.apple.com/us/album/twenty-eighteen/1458244312 

    Ep.093 "Use it or Lose it"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2020 90:08


    We talk about J. Lo and Shakira and Blanche Devereaux, finding inspiration instead of defaulting to hating, Joshua's man muscles, Kobe, Snoop Dogg and Gayle King, Old Lew doesn't drink whiskey (!?!?), we question what happens in heaven and play music by Mister Oomph (25:10) and It's Butter (59:33) Mistoer Oomph: https://music.apple.com/us/album/back-it-up-feat-bigredcap/1486004901?i=1486004902 It's Butter: https://music.apple.com/us/album/expectations-single/1465469219

    Ep.092 "Tupac's Dunkin Donuts Commercial"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2020 78:16


    We talk about Joshua's youngest using the potty, Virginia gun rally, college basketball brawls, Marine Corps shooting medals, Astros wearing band aids, Iowa polls, Jeff refuses to say the 49ers are good and we play music by Lapdogs (28:04) and Tula Vera (53:30) Lapdogs: https://music.apple.com/us/album/zoo/1476626457?i=1476626464 Tula Vera: https://music.apple.com/us/album/tula-vera/1330240516

    Ep.091 "I see it, I like it, I want it, I got it"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2020 81:04


    We discuss Australian fires, functionally extinct koalas, fuck kangaroos, why leaders love Trump, Colin Kaepernick and everything is racism, Dr. Pepper and Bloody Marys, Arianna Grande, Ricky Gervais is the honey badger, Uranium One and the Clinton Foundation, Jeffery Epstein, Vicky Christa Barcelona, we run out of gas and play music by 730 FM and Phntm Mnce Whisper At Night - Food Stamps (38:19) https://music.apple.com/us/album/food-stamps/1489999521?i=1489999525

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