Lunchtime Movie Critics

In this episode of Lunchtime Movie Critics, we lace up our skates and take a deep dive into Miracle (2004), the film that turns Cold War tensions into the most rousing sports montage of all time. Starring Kurt Russell's aggressively Minnesotan accent as Coach Herb Brooks, this Disney-fied underdog story tells the true tale of the 1980 U.S. Olympic hockey team—the scrappy college kids who took down the invincible Soviet Union and made Al Michaels' voice immortal.Join us as we dissect Russell's grizzled motivational speeches, debate whether hockey hair peaked in the ‘80s, and revel in the fist-pumping glory of one of the greatest sports movie climaxes ever filmed. Is Miracle the ultimate underdog story, or just another by-the-numbers sports flick with an overuse of slow-motion? Find out as we slapshot our way through this one—do you believe in podcasts?!

Ah, A Real Pain – the 2025 cinematic concoction from Jesse Eisenberg, where Holocaust tourism and buddy comedy meet in the most awkward way possible. Featuring Eisenberg as the neurotic Daniel and Kieran Culkin as the human wrecking ball Benji, the film is a chaotic blend of grief, humor, and earnest introspection. It's as if someone thought, “Let's make a poignant movie about trauma, but also sprinkle in some knock-knock jokes at a funeral.” The result? A messy, uneven, but oddly compelling hot mess that dares you to cringe, laugh, and maybe even tear up.

In this episode of Lunchtime Movie Critics, we dive into the mayhem that is Deadpool vs. Wolverine (2024). Claws clash with quips as Hugh Jackman's grumpy Wolverine and Ryan Reynolds' irreverent Deadpool face off in a showdown for the ages. From hilarious banter to over-the-top action sequences and an unexpectedly heartfelt bromance, this movie delivers chaos, comedy, and a few existential crises. Plus, we talk about Charlize Theron's icy villain, "Mortem's Menagerie," and why Deadpool singing is the best thing you didn't know you needed. Tune in for laughs, snark, and a solid 10/10 severed limbs rating!

Here's a possible description for the podcast episode about Moon: In this episode of Lunchtime Movie Critics, we venture into the stark, eerie landscapes of Duncan Jones' sci-fi masterpiece Moon (2009). Join us as we dissect Sam Rockwell's stunning performance(s), unpack the film's themes of identity and isolation, and critique the corporate greed that fuels its chilling narrative. Whether you're here for the mind-bending twists or the existential crises, this episode has something for every movie lover. Spoiler warning: It's a lunar deep dive you won't forget!

In this laugh-filled episode of Lunchtime Movie Critics, we take on the zany superhero spoof Avengers of Justice: Farce Wars (2008). Packed with over-the-top parody, questionable special effects, and enough puns to make your head spin, this film hilariously blends pop culture references and slapstick comedy into a chaotic ride through the superhero genre. Join us as we dissect the absurd plot, outrageous characters like Superbat and Beaverine, and whether the movie's humor lands or misses the mark. Is it a clever send-up of superhero tropes, or just a low-budget farce that overstays its welcome? We've got opinions, jokes, and more references than you can shake a lightsaber at. Grab your cape and tune in for this superhero smackdown of an episode! Keywords: Avengers of Justice, superhero parody, movie review, comedy, Lunchtime Movie Critics, spoof films.

In this episode of Lunchtime Movie Critics, we dive into the hilarious, over-the-top world of Bedazzled (2000). Join us as we revisit Brendan Fraser's wildly entertaining performance as a hapless everyman who trades his soul for seven wishes, only to find out the Devil (Elizabeth Hurley) doesn't play fair. From Fraser's ridiculous character transformations to Hurley's iconic and devilishly stylish portrayal, we break down what makes this remake a sinful delight. Does Bedazzled hold up as a comedy classic? Or is it another cautionary tale about making deals with the Devil? Tune in for witty banter, sharp insights, and a few unexpected lessons about the price of wishing for more. Whether you're a die-hard Fraser fan or just discovering this cult favorite, you'll find plenty to love (and laugh about) in this episode! Keywords: Brendan Fraser, Elizabeth Hurley, Harold Ramis, Bedazzled, comedy movie review, Faustian bargains, Lunchtime Movie Critics.

In this out-of-this-world episode of Lunchtime Movie Critics, we take a nostalgic dive into the 1984 sci-fi cult classic The Last Starfighter. What happens when a teenager's arcade gaming skills make him the galaxy's last hope against an alien armada? Spoiler: hilarity, cheesy special effects, and heartwarming moments ensue. Join us as we break down Alex Rogan's journey from trailer park dreamer to intergalactic hero, analyze the memorable characters like the charming Centauri and lovable Grig, and laugh at the delightfully over-the-top villainy of Xur. We'll also chat about the film's groundbreaking CGI and why this movie remains a beloved time capsule of 80s pop culture. Whether you're a fan of retro sci-fi or just love a good underdog story, this episode is sure to beam you up into the Starfighter universe. Ready your joysticks, it's game on! Keywords: The Last Starfighter, 80s sci-fi, arcade games, movie review, cult classics, Lunchtime Movie Critics.

In this festive episode of Lunchtime Movie Critics, we dive headfirst into the wild holiday action-comedy Red One! Starring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Chris Evans, and a brawny J.K. Simmons as Santa Claus, this film flips the Christmas genre on its head with globetrotting adventures, over-the-top action sequences, and enough holiday spirit to deck your halls. We discuss the bonkers plot, standout performances, and whether Red One successfully balances its high-octane antics with heartfelt holiday themes. Is this the ultimate Christmas action flick, or just another lump of coal in the stocking? Tune in as we unwrap every explosive moment with our signature blend of wit, banter, and hot takes. Grab your eggnog and settle in, this episode is one sleigh ride you won't want to miss! Keywords: Red One, Dwayne Johnson, Chris Evans, J.K. Simmons, Christmas movies, holiday action-comedy, movie review, Lunchtime Movie Critics.

In this episode of "Lunchtime Movie Critics," we're rolling back the clock to 1991 to revisit "Career Opportunities." Written by John Hughes and directed by Bryan Gordon, this film takes us inside a deserted Target store for an overnight adventure with Jim Dodge, played by Frank Whaley, and Josie McClellan, portrayed by Jennifer Connelly. As the night unfolds, Jim, a dreamer stuck in a small town, and Josie, a runaway heiress, discover more about themselves and each other than they ever expected. Join us as we explore the blend of romantic comedy and light drama that "Career Opportunities" offers, discussing the performances, the memorable scenes, and how this film captures the essence of early '90s youth culture. Tune in to uncover why "Career Opportunities" is more than just a night in a department store—it's a journey of self-discovery and unexpected love.

In this episode of "Lunchtime Movie Critics," we're heading out into nature with the 1988 comedy "The Great Outdoors." Directed by Howard Deutch and written by John Hughes, this film features an unforgettable clash of personalities between family man Chet Ripley, played by John Candy, and his slick brother-in-law Roman Craig, portrayed by Dan Aykroyd. As their families collide during a vacation in the Wisconsin wilderness, hilarity ensues with bear encounters, waterskiing disasters, and raccoon invasions. Join us as we explore how "The Great Outdoors" blends slapstick comedy with heartfelt moments, examining the dynamics of family relationships and the escapades that bring them closer together. Tune in to see why this comedy remains a beloved family classic that captures the chaos and joy of family vacations in nature.

In this episode of "Lunchtime Movie Critics," we delve into the 1987 cult classic "Cherry 2000." Directed by Steve De Jarnatt, this film paints a dystopian future where human relationships and emotions are commodified through lifelike robots. Join us as we explore the story of Sam Treadwell, who embarks on a perilous journey through a post-apocalyptic wasteland to replace his malfunctioning robot companion, Cherry. Alongside tough-as-nails tracker E. Johnson, played by Melanie Griffith, Sam's quest raises profound questions about love, technology, and human connection. Tune in as we unpack the film's unique blend of action, romance, and sci-fi, examining its commentary on societal trends and its legacy in the realm of cult cinema.

In this episode of "Lunchtime Movie Critics," we dive into the zany world of "Thumb Wars: The Phantom Cuticle," a 1999 parody that takes a thumb-nail sized jab at the beloved "Star Wars" saga. Created by Steve Oedekerk, this short film uses thumbs with superimposed human faces to recreate and mock the iconic scenes and characters of the "Star Wars" universe. We'll explore the humorous and often absurd ways "Thumb Wars" pokes fun at the classic sci-fi tale, from its unique thumb puppetry to the clever dialogue that twists the original lines into comedic gold. Join us as we discuss how "Thumb Wars" cleverly satirizes the epic space opera, the impact of its visual gags and pun-laden humor, and why this quirky spoof has garnered a cult following. Tune in to discover how "Thumb Wars: The Phantom Cuticle" stands out as a testament to the creative, albeit silly, possibilities of parody in cinema.

In this episode of "Lunchtime Movie Critics," we're packing our bags and jetting off to the romantic landscapes of France with the 1995 rom-com "French Kiss." Directed by Lawrence Kasdan and starring Meg Ryan and Kevin Kline, this film serves up a delightful mix of romance, humor, and picturesque scenery. Join us as we delve into the charming yet chaotic story of Kate (Meg Ryan), a woman who flies to France to win back her fiancé but ends up on an unexpected adventure with a mischievous Frenchman named Luc (Kevin Kline). As we explore their evolving relationship, we'll discuss how "French Kiss" uses classic romantic comedy tropes combined with the beautiful backdrop of France to explore themes of love, personal transformation, and cultural clash. Tune in as we dissect the performances that bring these characters to life, the comedic timing that punctuates their journey, and why "French Kiss" continues to be a beloved film for rom-com enthusiasts around the globe.

In this episode of "Lunchtime Movie Critics," we take a deep dive into the 1992 tech-thriller "Sneakers," a film that cleverly blends elements of espionage with sharp humor and engaging drama. Directed by Phil Alden Robinson and featuring an all-star cast including Robert Redford, Dan Aykroyd, Ben Kingsley, and Sidney Poitier, "Sneakers" is much more than your typical spy movie. We'll explore the intriguing plot that centers around a team of security experts caught up in a complex web of deception involving a powerful decryption device. As we analyze the ensemble cast's dynamic performances and their characters' quirky interactions, we'll also uncover how "Sneakers" was ahead of its time, addressing themes of surveillance, privacy, and information warfare long before they became global concerns. Join us as we decrypt the lasting impact of "Sneakers" on the genre and why this film remains a beloved classic in the realm of spy thrillers.

In this episode of "Lunchtime Movie Critics," we explore Kevin Smith's 1999 film "Dogma," a provocative and humor-laden take on religion, belief, and divine intervention. Join us as we navigate through the film's intricate plot, where two fallen angels devise a plan to re-enter Heaven, threatening the very existence of the universe. We'll dissect the characters, from the skeptic protagonist Bethany to the scene-stealing Metatron, played by Alan Rickman, and delve into the dynamic performances that bring this celestial comedy to life. Alongside our analysis, we discuss the film's themes of faith and free will, its bold commentary on religious dogma, and the unique blend of satire and sincerity that makes "Dogma" both controversial and beloved. Tune in as we take a playful yet insightful dive into the holy chaos of "Dogma," examining how it challenges viewers while delivering a dose of divine comedy.

In this episode of "Lunchtime Movie Critics," we delve into the controversial and notoriously divisive "Movie 43," released in 2013. Known for its unique structure as an anthology of short comedy films, "Movie 43" features an ensemble cast of Hollywood stars in various outrageous and often shocking scenarios. Directed by a collective of filmmakers, including Peter Farrelly, this film has been both criticized and celebrated for its extreme humor and unconventional narrative approach. We'll examine the segments that make up "Movie 43," discuss the performances of its all-star cast, and explore why this film has been labeled one of the most hated and misunderstood movies in recent memory. Join us as we try to unpack the madness and the method behind "Movie 43," a film that defies easy categorization and elicits strong reactions from every corner of the cinema world.

In this episode of "Lunchtime Movie Critics," we lace up our bowling shoes and dive into the 1996 sports comedy "Kingpin." Directed by the Farrelly brothers and starring Woody Harrelson, Randy Quaid, and Bill Murray, this film mixes outrageous humor with a touching story of redemption and resilience. We'll explore the quirky characters, memorable performances, and the underdog narrative that make "Kingpin" a standout cult classic in the sports comedy genre. Join us as we discuss how the film balances crude gags with heartfelt moments, and why it continues to resonate with audiences years after its release. Whether you're a fan of bowling, comedies, or just great cinema, this episode is right up your alley!

In this episode, we're dissecting the 1997 action thriller "Face/Off," directed by John Woo and starring John Travolta and Nicolas Cage. This film takes us on a high-octane ride through a story of identity swap, revenge, and redemption, as FBI agent Sean Archer (Travolta) and terrorist Castor Troy (Cage) undergo an experimental face transplant surgery, switching identities. We delve into the unique plot twists, the intense performances of Travolta and Cage, and the stylistic direction of John Woo, known for his balletic violence and slow-motion action sequences. Join us as we explore how "Face/Off" blends elements of sci-fi with psychological drama and relentless action, making it a standout film of the late '90s. Whether you're a fan of groundbreaking action or intricate character studies, this episode will offer a fresh look at the film's innovative concept and its impact on the genre.

In this episode, we dive into the wildly absurd world of "Kung Pow: Enter the Fist," a film that flips the traditional martial arts genre on its head. Directed by and starring Steve Oedekerk, this 2002 comedy uses a unique blend of old footage and new scenes to create a parody that's as bizarre as it is hilarious. We'll explore how the film mocks the tropes of 1970s kung fu movies with its deliberately poor dubbing, over-the-top characters, and ludicrous plot twists. Join us as we discuss the film's comedic approach, its polarizing reception, and why "Kung Pow" has earned a cult following for its unapologetic dive into cinematic silliness. Whether you're a fan of martial arts movies, parodies, or just love a good laugh, this episode promises a fun and insightful look at a film that dares to be different.

In this podcast episode, we delve into the intriguing parallels and differences between two John Cusack films: "Grosse Pointe Blank" (1997) and "War, Inc." (2008). Both films feature Cusack as a hitman embroiled in personal and professional crises, blending dark comedy with action and elements of romance. We explore how "Grosse Pointe Blank" presents a hitman returning to his high school reunion, grappling with past relationships and moral dilemmas in a suburban setting, while "War, Inc." portrays a more cynical view of a hitman operating in a corporate-run war zone, satirizing political and corporate greed. Join us as we dissect how each film addresses themes of identity and morality, compare their humor and narrative styles, and discuss their cultural impacts and critical receptions. This episode offers a deep dive into how similar premises are treated in markedly different ways in two distinct cinematic periods.

In this episode, we're delving into the comedic chaos of "The In-Laws," exploring both the beloved 1979 original and its 2003 remake. The original film, directed by Arthur Hiller, stars Peter Falk and Alan Arkin as two future in-laws caught in a whirlwind of international espionage and hilarious misadventures. Fast-forward to 2003, and Andrew Fleming reimagines this classic, casting Michael Douglas and Albert Brooks in a similar tale of pre-wedding jitters mixed with undercover operations. We'll compare the comedic styles of each film, how the humor has evolved over the decades, and discuss whether the remake holds up to the original's legacy. Tune in as we unpack the antics, the laughs, and the unexpected bonds that make "The In-Laws" a comedic encounter of the familial kind.

In this episode, we dive into the wonderfully weird world of "Gentlemen Broncos," a 2009 cult comedy directed by Jared Hess. The film follows Benjamin, a home-schooled teenager and aspiring science fiction writer, whose life takes a bizarre turn when his novel is stolen by his idol, a washed-up author named Chevalier. As Chevalier publishes the story under his own name, we get to see hilariously dramatized versions of Benjamin's sci-fi tale, complete with low-budget effects and awkward heroics. "Gentlemen Broncos" offers a quirky and satirical look at the trials of artistic creation, fame, and the fine line between inspiration and theft, all wrapped in Hess's uniquely eccentric comedic style. Join us as we unpack the layers of this oddball gem, exploring what makes it a cult favorite and how it stands out in the realm of indie comedies.

License to Drive is one of those films from the 80's that starred The Corys. You know, Cory Feldman and Cory Haim. It's a silly rambunctious comedy that follows Cory Haim as he gets his license, finds his freedom, and then misadventures and hilarity ensue. It's a must see if you love cheesy 80's films.

Clean Slate is a hilariously silly film starring Dana Carvey where he plays a private investigator who wakes up each morning with no recollection of the previous day. Sounds hilarious, right? It is!

"Revenge of the Nerds," the 1984 comedy directed by Jeff Kanew, is like a time capsule from an era when the word 'nerd' was more pejorative than praise. It's a movie that wears its pocket protector proudly and its slide rule defiantly. Get ready to adjust your glasses and embrace your inner geek as we dive into this underdog tale of brains over brawn.

"Being John Malkovich," the 1999 film directed by Spike Jonze and written by Charlie Kaufman, is not just a movie; it's a head-spinning, mind-bending, existential joyride into the surreal. If you ever thought your life was weird, this movie is here to say, “Hold my puppet.” Let's crawl through the low-ceilinged portal and explore the wonderfully bizarre world of John Malkovich's mind.

Ah, "Fast Times at Ridgemont High," the 1982 classic that's less a movie and more a time capsule from the era of big hair, Van Halen, and the eternal struggle of high school existence. Directed by Amy Heckerling and penned by Cameron Crowe, this flick isn't just about fast times; it's about the real times of teenage life in the early '80s. So, let's slap on some Ray-Bans, pop a cassette into the Walkman, and take a stroll through the halls of Ridgemont High.

Welcome, dear listeners, to the wonderfully wacky world of "Transylvania 6-5000," a film that dares to ask the question: What happens when you mix classic monsters, '80s humor, and a plot thinner than Dracula's cape? Released in 1985, directed by Rudy De Luca, this movie is a comedic take on the monster genre that will leave you bewildered, bemused, and maybe a bit bemuddled. So, grab your garlic and holy water; we're diving into this spooky spoof! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lunchtime-movie-critics/message

Well, well, well, if it isn't "Idle Hands" from 1999, the movie that combines stoner comedy, teenage angst, and a dash of horror in a blender and hits puree. This flick, directed by Rodman Flender, is the hand that rocks the cradle of absurdity and horror-comedy. So, let's slap on a glove of humor and dive right in! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lunchtime-movie-critics/message

Rubber is a film about a tire in the desert that becomes sentient and starts killing animals and people with it's telekinetic powers. Don't let that silly premise fool you though. This film has a great deal more to offer than that. Give it a try, you won't be disappointed. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lunchtime-movie-critics/message

Remember Cabbage Patch Kids? These are their grotesque, utterly disgusting cousins. Why was a movie made from these gross trading cards? I have no idea, but if you're a fan of wonderfully terrible classic movies, this one is definitely worth a watch. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lunchtime-movie-critics/message

This John Ritter classic is a wild ride that follows a husband and wife through a cable network from Hell, literal Hell. If they can survive being guests on Zombie Wayne's World, cartoon mice in Tom & Jerry, and background dancers in a Salt 'n Peppa music video they just might save their souls from eternal damnation. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lunchtime-movie-critics/message

This hilarious film from 1989 features the voice of Bruce Willis as the internalized voice of fetus, baby, and toddler Mikey. His mother, played by Kirsty Alley, trying to do the single mom thing, meets John Travolta's character and hilarity ensues. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lunchtime-movie-critics/message

Strange Brew is a strange comedic experience that must be seen to be fully understood. This film was born from a recurring sketch on the Canadian version of SNL, called Second City TV, in the same way that Wayne's World or the Blues Brothers started as sketches on SNL. The film stars Rick Moranis and Dave Thomas as Bob and Doug McKenzie, two tocque wearing, beer swilling, "hosers" who mistakenly get embroiled in a crime plot. Definitely a must watch. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lunchtime-movie-critics/message

This week on Lunchtime Movie Critics, we explore the 1985 sci-fi film, D.A.R.Y.L.. A film that explores the concept of artificial intelligence placed in the android body of a child. It's a sci-fi adventure for the whole family. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lunchtime-movie-critics/message

Real Men is a slapstick spy comedy from 1987 starring John Ritter and James Belushi. Definitely more Johnny English than James Bond. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lunchtime-movie-critics/message

Major League is a one liner's paradise of a film starring Charlie Sheen and Corbin Bernsen. If you haven't seen this one, check it out and tell 'em Joe Boo sent you. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lunchtime-movie-critics/message

It's not often that a film is inspired by a song that was inspired by the Vietnam war draft, but that's exactly what this crazy film is. Enjoy! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lunchtime-movie-critics/message

This somewhat obscure Chevy Chase comedy will have you rolling at the hilarious antics of small town, country life. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lunchtime-movie-critics/message

Russell Crowe leads this show as a small town, Alaska Sherriff who also leads the local hockey team in their weekly game. Hilarity ensues when the team is challenged to an exhibition game on home ice by the New York Rangers. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lunchtime-movie-critics/message

Popeye, starring Robin Williams and Shelly Duval, is a musical adaptation of the beloved comic and cartoon, Popeye, and finds our hero pitted against his nemesis, Bluto. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lunchtime-movie-critics/message

The Pirate Movie is a fun, musical frolick on the high seas starring Kristy McNichol and Christopher Atkins. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lunchtime-movie-critics/message

Killer Klowns From Outer Space is a sci-fi, dark comedy from 1988 that pits humans against aliens that look like clowns, fly a circus tent shaped ship, and use circus themed weapons to terrorize the capture humans. If that description doesn't draw you in, I don't know what will. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lunchtime-movie-critics/message

The Gods Must Be Crazy is probably only one of two South African films I've ever seen, with the other being the sequel. This film is cute with an interesting story and definitely worth a watch. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lunchtime-movie-critics/message

Zapped! is an obscure flick from the early 80s starring Scott Baio and Willie Aames. Basically nerdy science kid gets powers and uses them in the ways mischievous teenagers might be apt to do, think Weird Science without Kelly LeBrock. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lunchtime-movie-critics/message

UHF embodies everything about "Weird Al" that we know and love and packages it into a feature-length movie, alongside co-stars Michael Richards, Victoria Jackson, and Kevin McCarthy. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lunchtime-movie-critics/message

Surf Ninjas is a fun, quirky, action flick from the 90s featuring Leslie Nielsen and Rob Schneider in one of his first big screen roles. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lunchtime-movie-critics/message

Shaolin Soccer is a film that combines slapstick comedy with martial arts and sports. How could this film not be spectacularly amazing to watch? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lunchtime-movie-critics/message

Run Lola Run is a unique German film that uses the "Scooby Doo ending" as a vehicle to create 3 vastly different directions for the story. Intrigued? You should be, this is a fantasticaly interesting film. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lunchtime-movie-critics/message

Empire Records is a fun 90's flick that features a crew of young record store employees and centers around their interactions and their attempt to save their beloved store from being turned into a franchise music store. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lunchtime-movie-critics/message

This week's episode covers the film Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter, an irreverent comedic "horror" musical that is a must watch for the lover of low budget film. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lunchtime-movie-critics/message