Nick Willke

Finally debuting our new segment! Kawika and the Nicks get together for yet another episode of madness. They ponder the great questions of Jerry Rigging vs Jimmy Rigging, they engage in a passionate discussion regarding dish drying, and they debut a new segment where they guess a product by its instructions. But beware. There's a bit of a twist. Of course we wrap this episode up with a draft. Todays category is fictional characters you want on your science fair team. 

This week Nick and Kawika bring on a new guest to the pod. Together the three of them contemplate getting older, plan the first day of a zombie apocalypse, and draft the things you would want if the sun were to burn out. To top it all off, their guest tells one of the wildest poop stories you will ever hear. All that and more on the Can of Spam Podcast. 

Yet another absurd episode coming to you on this fine Wednesday. Agent Oahu (Nick Kawakami) once again joins the Poopitarian (Nick Willke) and Old Man Lopez (Kawika Lopez). They discuss using butter knives as weapons, normalizing boogers, and wrap up the pod by drafting the best movie robots. Also, theres a poop sorry. 

This week Nick and Kawika are coming at you as a duo, waxing comedic about a whole new set of nonsense. They chat about bathroom emergencies before a date, mull over some pandemic thoughts, and try their best to dish out some wisdom if you're ever faced with a specific social situation. 

We are back! After a few years of dealing with life, Nick and Kawika return to the pod and are joined by Agent Oahu (Nick Kawakami). On this episode, the guys air some grievances, talk about neglected aspects of personal hygiene, draft foods with undesirable bodily functions, and much more! 

Nick and Kawika are back as a duo this week. The two nitwits converse on topics including, dogs vs cats, getting away with public flatulence, and if we could increase our stats like you would in a video game. All that and more nincompoopery only on the Can Of Spam Comedy Podcast. 

Can Of Spam is back! With some hectic times in our midst, Nick and Kawika had to take a few weeks off, but fret not! They are back with Agent Oahu for another episode chalked full of nincompoopery and moronic insight. This week, they break down whether or not its acceptable to pee in the shower. In a "this or that" segment, they decide between being 9 feet tall or 4 feet tall. Later they try to figure out why we still fax and use paper, and to wrap it up, the guys draft the worst smells ever. All that and more on another buffoonish episode of Can Of Spam. 

This week on the Can Of Spam podcast, the Poopitarian has invited his older brother Bruce onto the show to share in the poopocity. They break down essential oils as ignorant men, the brothers share some of their best parenting advice with Old Man Lopez who is expecting his first. Also on the show this week the guys discuss the ramifications of having copy/paste or undo buttons for life. Also on the show, they guys break down the practicality of drinking pee, and to wrap things up, Bruce shares a poop story just before the final showdown draft. This weeks they guys are drafting the biggest baddest animals for an animal battle royal. 

On this special nerd edition of Can Of Spam Nick and Kawika have their South African pal Bret back for some otherworldly discussion. With SpaceX launching the first manned space expedition in years, they casually chat about space exploration, alien conspiracies, other alleged government coverups. 

The hits just keep on coming. Agent Oahu is back to join the Poopitarian and Old Man Lopez for another hilarious episode. This week they discuss various topics ranging from Crocs footwear to banana eating habits. To wrap it up they have an disorderly draft that will absolutely make you cringe.

The Can Of Spam podcast is your weekly serving of deep belly laughs. Each talk show style episode is full of hilarious stories, buffoonish games, and whimsical conversation. Often joined by a guest, Nick and Kawika are two nitwits talking about all the thoughts you never what anyone to know you have.  

This week we introduce a new guest to the show. Jeff is a friend of the pod who graces us with a few stories this week included one involving a thrilling poopy. Also in this episode, the guys discuss their intriguing underwear preferences and they close the show out with a draft of the best animal abilities. All that and more on Can Of Spam.

Our South African pal Bret is back this week to grace everyone with his sexy foreign accent. Together with Nick and Kawika, they discuss stray animals, talk about getting older, and attempt to navigate social situations. To wrap things up, they put together their list of worst household chores in a draft I’m sure you’ll relate to. All that and more, here on Can Of Spam.

In the second half of episode 39, Nick, Nick and Kawika dive into their nose picking habits and what is considered acceptable. To summarize, Kawika has problems. To wrap it up, we have an awesome draft for you all. The guys scan their memory banks for their favorite jingles of all time. All that and more on another laughter filled episode of Can Of Spam.

In part one of this special two part episode, we have Agent Oahu back in the house to join The Poopitarian and Old Man Lopez. Together they wax comedic about some of the current events taking place around the nation and the world.

Nick and Kawika are back at it. In what they’d consider an every day conversation, the guys breakdown a few current events and culture topics. Some of those include building furniture, unemployment, wearing shoes in the house, and trying to be productive. All that and more here on the Can Of Spam Podcast.

As we all continue to obey the stay-at-home orders, Old Man Lopez, The Poopitarian, and Agent Oahu remote in from their respective dwellings to bring you another episode of buffoonish gab. We kick things off with a quick game of "Would You Rather" which examines the importance of hygiene vs entertainment. Then the guys cross-examine one another in regards to their bathing habits. Later, after discussing the contact tracing system being created by Apple and Google, they wrap things up with a good old draft that’s intended to stroke your ego.

The guys are joined again by Agent Oahu. Connecting remotely, they quickly discuss their current situations before breaking down the the infamous zoom meeting with Mrs. Potato Head boss lady. Finally they wrap things up with a fun game of desert island and they draft the most iconic cars of all time.

While obeying social distancing practices, Nick and Kawika have finally coordinated to record Can Of Spam remotely from each of their homes. In this update episode, we find out a shocking reality and how it is being dealt with. Also, to lighten things up a bit, they discuss the social ramifications of what it must be like to be a male lady bug.

In the mythical times before social distancing, The Poopitarian and Old Man Lopez came together in a secret meeting to discuss matters of the upmost importance. Listen in to their conversation about the gag reflex and flavors of your refrigerator.

Bret is back as this episodes guest, wooing all of us into submissive acts with his exotic accent. After a little conversation about health and the rise of mushroom supplements, they have a bit of self deprecating fun. They build a hypothetical poor soul named Carl who has all of the worst traits the three have to offer from themselves. Finally they wrap it up with an awesome draft where they choose from the greatest movie monster of all time.

The duo is joined by their buddy Ethan, a high energy foody with an affinity for the art of eating out. The boys talk a bit about eating poke followed by a fun game of Snake Oil. Somewhere along the lines, Ethan takes us through a hilarious poop story. To wrap things up, Nick, Kawika and Ethan attempt to create their own playlist of the most annoying songs ever, in one of the funniest drafts to date.

Agent Oahu is back at Tin Can Studios joining Nick and Kawika for some good old banter. First, they pick Agent Oahu’s brain on some of the perks of living in Kailua. Then they dissect the phenomenon of mystery boxes with the recent emergence of the MSCHF Box. It’s quite the social experiment. Later they dive into a fun game of snake oil, and they wrap the show up by revealing some of their most influential writers.

You're in for a treat as Nick and Kawika had their little powwow this past Valentine's Day. Nick gives Kawika a bit of a history lesson before they play around with the idea of suddenly waking up in the 1800's. Then, Nick goes on a rant about common phrases that he believes make no sense. Finally, they wrap it up with a few road rage triggers and give a bit of advice on buying household items.

Unfortunately the video footage of this content was lost, but we still got the audio from this hilarious "Bring It On" stand-alone segment. They go through and each assign one another an extra body part in a random location and they argue about who has the best combination.

In a another conversation among nitwits, Nick and Kawika are in the Tin Can Studio this week after a devastating loss to Kawika's 49ers. After trying to cheer him up, they get into the news where they Spotify has a new marketing campaign, the DIY sectors are apparently expanding, and theres now more gold in the world that we know what to do with.

With your friendly South African pal back in the studio, Bret joins the guys for another gander into his colorful life. This time they explore the ideas and adventures of how Bret came to be covered in tattoos. Later, Bret files away a good old poop story into the books and they wrap the show up with "What would you do if..." and a star spudded draft for all you carb lovers out there.

In a bonus episode sans guest, Nick and Kawika are in the Tin Can recording an episode just for the heck of it. First they go through a rapid fire segment of "This or That" where we find out a little more about the guys and their surprising preferences. On the back half of the show, we introduce a segment we're calling, "Why do we still do this?" Kawika goes through a hand full of norms about modern society and the two contemplate why they still exist.

This week at wild and wacky Tin Can Studio's, Nick and Kawika are joined again by musician Andrew Xavier Barrio. After catching with Xavier on his current music endeavors, they explore a new segment called Snake Oil. You're in for some laughs as they each do their best infomercial impressions. Next, they contemplate what it would be like if we could see sounds. To wrap it up, the guys each have their own record label and they draft a team of the best recording artists throughout history. Vote for your favorite team on twitter.

It's Miller time again! The boys have Gabriel back in the studio on New Years day. After a recap of their Christmas shenanigans, the guys waste no time in gargling up some giggles. As a gaggle of video game nerds, the Poopitarian, Old Man Lopez and Gabriel discuss what kind of RPG character they think each other would be. In a new segment, the assign each other stupid superpowers and argue about who would win. Finally the gang wraps up with a draft of the best household items to have an unlimited supply of.

This is a special Nerd Edition of the Can Of Spam Podcast. We have our good friend Joe in the studio who is a ultra fan of all things nerdy. Well versed in comic book lore, Star Wars, video games, Joe ticks all the boxes. After some of your typical antics and a good old poop story, we get a little serious about our thoughts on the Mandalorian as well as the rest of the Star Wars universe. Old Man Lopez share his thoughts as a student of film and the three break down the good and the bad of the current state of Star Wars.

Rather than giving in to the pressures of the holidays, Mr. Old Man Lopez and your Poopitarian decided to get together and shoot the breeze about a plethora of random topics including Jim Carrey, video technology, Mexican pizza, and the short shorts of your local mail man. Stick around till the end though for a poop story that is just bananas!

In one of the most hilarious episodes yet, Old Man Lopez and The Poopitarian are join again by Agent Oahu. Together these goofballs try to solve the mystery of pigeons in cowboy hats, they breakdown the insanity of a banana ducted to a wall, and later they give some advice to a silly dad who did a very dad thing. To wrap things up, they have an extremely entertaining draft of the things they most want to eliminate from the world.

Our favorite South African pal is back. Bret joins Nick and Kawika to talk about pasta hacks, Black Friday madness and strategies for a zombie apocalypse if it were to happen in Hawaii. To wrap it up, the guys have a merry draft of the best Christmas movies of all time.

Rodney is back in the studio to join Old Man Lopez and the Poopitarian. Kawika learns about the world of sneaker culture and they wrap up the episode with a fight to the death draft using only school supplies.

Thanksgiving is here and everyone is preparing to shovel food down they gullet, but are all Thanksgiving dishes actually good? Nick and Kawika are joined by their pal, Ben. In this episode they talk about some comical news stories, contemplate having HP in the RL (hit points in real life), and wrap up the show in drafting the most overrated Thanksgiving dishes. Also, there's a quick bonus poop story, just because.

This week on Can of Spam, Nick and Kawika are joined by friend of the pod, Rodney. After sharing a couple of good old fashioned poop stories, they get into to the philosophy of consumption. A conversation that some may even consider to be intelligent. Then the gang wraps up the show with a segment of "What Would You Do If." They dig into the vault and are put into a situation first posed by the movie Brewster's Millions, starring Richard Prior.

This week Nick and Kawika are in the studio with the one and only Agent Oahu (Nick Kawakami). Join in and listen to their eyebrow raising takes on Disney+, the new RAZR with its folding touch screen, and a few other related tidbits. To wrap things up, the three have a hysterical draft of their favorite classic Disney characters that will leave you with quite the abdominal workout.

In this episode, the duo is joined by Kawika younger brother Kaleo, who studied sports nutrition. While navigating the socially awkward topic of erections, they actually mange to carve out some practical and valuable insight on the topic of diet and nutrition. In wrapping that up, they spend the second half in an epic draft of the greatest video games of all time. Vote for your favorite @canofspampod on Twitter.

In this special episode of Can Of Spam, Nick and Kawika are joined by their wives after a night out. They talk about what its like to be a member at one of the fanciest gyms on the island, Kawika tells a story about his lack of game in his early twenties, and Nick wraps it up with a massacre of poop.

In this episode, Nick and Kawika are joined by Peter, a fellow videographer. They chat about what it takes to become foster parents, Peters give some travel advice, and they wrap the episode up in a fun game involving some of their favorite movie stars.

On this absurd episode, Nick and Kawika are joined by Gabriel Miller, a musician in Hawaii. There is some actual intelligent conversation hidden in there somewhere, but for the most part, its simply three guys talking about mouth noises, poop stories, and ripping their surf shorts. If youre wondering what they are watching to start the show of, here it is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4b6bTNloKlw

Nick and Kawika bring back Bret Thompest for another delve into his colorful life. This time, Bret talks about his early life in the world of Graffiti as well as his current discipline of learning jiu jitsu. In between, we pepper in a bit of conversation about awkward handshakes and Nick closes us out with one of his legendary poop stories.

Sorry for the long break spammers. Nick and Kawika are back after a few hectic weeks of life on and off the rock. In this episode, we talk about some Awesome Awkward Moments revolving around elevators, we give our opinions on the new iPhone 11 Pro, and the two are presented with a hilarious predicament dealing with farts and burps. Listen in to find out how they navigate it.

An ex-paparazzi, South African, wedding photographer, jujitsu practItIoner joins us on episode 10 on Can Of Spam. Bret Thompsett talks about his rollercost of experiences as he made his way across the world and landed in Hawaii. It’s quite a wild and entertaining ride, so you don’t want to miss this one. To wrap it up Nick and Kawika introduce a new segment called, “Let’s Pretend.” Together with Bret, they discuss the ramifications of a comical, yet terrIfyIng alternate reality.

Can of Spam is getting some legit podcast tunes. We have a preview of our new intro music. Nick follows up on Kawika's upcoming honeymoon and how he's preparing for it. We get a peak into the world of hunting as they discuss Nick's week-long hunting trip. In a few new segments, they break down the typical methods of greeting one another in Hawaii, and they also discuss the madness of sleeping on different sides of the bed.

Nick and Kawika are back after a small hiatus. Nick inquires about Kawikaʻs new marital status and Kawika breaks down his upcoming honeymoon and how cruises work. Nick tells a story about a comical incident at Whole Foods, and the two explore the questionably moral consequences of how Amazon fulfills your online orders.

In this episode Kawika, Ian and I discuss the most recent Game of Thrones premier season 8 episode with not much spoilers. We cover movies, streaming services, all the way to basic hygiene and health.

On this episode my friend Kawika is back along with another great friend Joe. We talk a lot about marriage, comics, and movies. Email me any questions at nickwillkeproject@gmail.com

On this episode my friend, photographer, videographer, Kawika Lopez joins means. We talk about things ranging from artistic interpretation of birdbox all the way to people's feet.

On this episode we go into detail about video games, Kingdom Hearts, childhood, and Disney!