Best friends Caleb, Silas, and David use their celebrated cinematic palates to discuss and review movies (no, wait—"films," because real movie critics call them "films"). The only rule? No sevens. Although really, it's more like a guideline.
Our final episode of 2024! Thank you to everyone who listened this year NO SEVENS WILL RETURN IN 2025
Universes collide in this episode! Our first double feature, we review not one but two multiversal movies and discuss the merits and pitfalls of each. Oh, also, on Spotify you can answer Q&As and stuff now, I think. NEXT UP: Probably Oppenheimer, but who really knows? Barbie is also on deck.
We recorded this so long ago. So long ago that everyone still liked Jonathan Majors (caveat: I don't really read the news so I have no idea where we're at with that whole situation). NEXT UP: Definitely not whatever we said in the episode— Instead, it's our first(?) COMBO episode, where we discuss the Flash and Across the Spiderverse!
This week, we encounter two things with the supernatural ability to stick around: the MCU and Paul Rudd's agelessness. In this episode, we're diving into our review of Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania, starring Paul Rudd, Evangeline Lily, Michael Douglas, Michelle Pfeiffer, Jonathan Majors and Kathryn Newton. NEXT UP: Creed III 2023 | PG-13 | 1h 56m
Quoth the Seven, "Nevermore!" This week's film is a 2022 Gothic mystery starring Christian Bale, and Harry Melling as esteemed American poet Edgar Allan Poe. ### NEXT UP: Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania 2023 | PG-13 | 2h 4m
Just when you thought we were out— we pull you back in! And there's about to be a much needed absence of sevens in the world once again. In this episode, your favorite unsolicited film critics give their analysis of 2022's biggest movie moments, masterpieces, and mess-ups. Plus, riveting speculation about what the future of cinema will bring in 2023. This is one episode you will *not* want to miss. ### NEXT UP: The Pale Blue Eye 2022 | R | 2h 8m
We live in a twilight world, and there are no sevens at dusk... We are finally BACK! Sort of. This week's [month's?] movie is Christopher Nolan's 2020 film Tenet starring John David Washington, Elizabeth Debicki, Robert Pattinson, and Kenneth Branagh. In a weirdly apropos turn of events, the release of this podcast was delayed and may also have some audio problems. I don't even know what our next movie is gonna be for sure. Probably Top Gun at some point. Maybe something else. Just watch all the movies and be ready for anything. We'll try to put something out soon-ish
Riddle me this: what's the latest superhero flick directed by Matt Reeves and starring Robert Pattinson, Zoë Kravitz, and Paul Dano? The Batman. The answer's The Batman. Also our next movie is Tenet
Of all the episodes in all the podcasts in all the internet, you listen to this one... In honor of its 80th anniversary, we discuss the 1942 film Casablanca starring Humphrey Bogart, Ingrid Bergman, and Paul Henreid. Our next movie: The Batman (or Tenet, so just watch them both)
With a great podcast comes great reviews...right? Our next movie: Casablanca Watch on HBO Max I'm not going to do the whole link thing because it's a lot of work tbh and I'm already late putting this episode out Also thank you to all of our listeners who supported us through 2021!
I must not rate a seven. A seven is the review-killer. A seven is the little death that brings total obliteration. We're back this week with our review of the highly anticipated Dune, directed by Denis Villeneuve and starring Timothée Chalamet, Zendaya, Rebecca Ferguson, Oscar Isaac, Stellan Skarsgård, Jason Momoa, Javier Bardem, Dave Bautista, and Josh Brolin.
We're breaking the cardinal rule this week: No Sevens goes 007! After having "No Time To Record," the boys finally reunite to discuss the final installment in Daniel Craig's Bond legacy, No Time To Die, starring, of course, Daniel Craig, alongside Rami Malek, Ana de Armas, Léa Seydoux, Ralph Fiennes, and Lashana Lynch. No Time To Die | 2021 | PG-13 | 2h 43m Now in theaters. Our next movie: A Ghost Story | 2017 | R | 1h 32m Watch on Netflix Rent on Amazon Prime Video Watch on VidAngel
This episode features our first foreign language film, Andhadhun! It was directed by Sriram Raghavan and stars Ayushmann Khurrana, Tabu, Radhika Apte, Anil Dhawan, and Manav Vij. Andhadhun | 2018 | NR | 2h 19m Watch on Netflix Our next movie: Space Jam: A New Legacy | 2021 | PG | 2h 0m Watch on HBO Max Producer's note: Because of our busy schedules, we aren't planning to put out the Space Jam episode until two weeks from today. So next week will be a sort of bonus episode if we're able to successfully resurrect the lost Rango episode. Or no episode. Could go either way.
Let's all go to dragon land! Our movie this week is the new Disney flick Raya and the Last Dragon, co-directed by Don Hall, Carlos Lòpez Estrada, and Paul Briggs. It stars Kelly Marie Tran, Awkwafina, and Gemma Chan, alongside Isaac Wang, Daniel Dae Kim, and Benedict Wong. Raya and the Last Dragon | 2021 | PG | 1h 47m Watch on Disney+ Our next movie: Andhadhun | 2018 | NR | 2h 19m Watch on Netflix
This episode, it's personal. On Season 2's sophomore effort, the guys enter the Ryanverse with Tom Clancy's Without Remorse, directed by Stefano Sollima and starring Michael B. Jordan, Jodie Turner-Smith, Jamie Bell, Guy Pearce, and Lauren London. Tom Clancy's Without Remorse | 2021 | R | 1h 49m Watch on Amazon Prime Video Watch on VidAngel Our next movie: Raya and the Last Dragon | 2021 | PG | 1h 47m Watch on Disney+
Monsters who hunt anything that makes noise are not a joke, Jim! This week, we make our to theaters and to your ears with our review of A Quiet Place Part II, directed by John Krasinski and starring Emily Blunt, Millicent Simmons, Cillian Murphy, and Noah Jupe. A Quiet Place Part II | 2021 | PG-13 | 1h 40m Available to watch in theaters. Our next movie: Tom Clancy's Without Remorse | 2021 | PG-13 | 1h 40m Watch on Amazon Prime Video Watch on VidAngel
Welcome to what may be our final episode of season 1! Our movie this week is Sound of Metal, starring Riz Ahmed, Olivia Cooke, and Paul Raci. If you haven't already watched this movie, be sure to watch it with headphones or a good sound system for the most immersive experience. Sound of Metal | 2020 | R | 2h 10m Watch on Amazon Prime Video Watch on VidAngel Our next movie: A Quiet Place Part II | 2021 | PG-13 | 1h 40m Premiering May 28, 2021
You have (1) new message from No Sevens—and it's a review of You've Got Mail, Nora Ephron's 1998 film starring our boy Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan, alongside Greg Kinnear, Parker Posey, Jean Stapleton, Heather Burns, Dave Chappelle, and Steve Zahn. You've Got Mail | 1998 | PG | 1h 59m Watch on HBO Max Watch on Hulu Our next movie: Sound of Metal | 2020 | R | 2h 10m Watch on Amazon Prime Video Watch on VidAngel
It's party time! Due to technical difficulties, we've had to jump ahead in the timeline to our next movie, The Peanut Butter Falcon, directed by Tyler Nilson and Michael Schwartz and starring Zack Gottsagen, Shia LaBeouf, and Dakota Johnson. Our apologies for having to skip over Rango to an un-announced movie; if you haven't already seen The Peanut Butter Falcon, we recommend you watch it before listening to this episode! We will try to release our review of Rango as an episode at some point as well, if we can figure out how to fix the problems with the recording. The Peanut Butter Falcon | 2019 | PG-13 | 1h 37 min Watch on Hulu Watch on Amazon Prime Watch on VidAngel Our next movie: You've Got Mail | 1998 | PG | 1h 59m Watch on HBO Max Watch on Hulu
Are you listening closely? You're going to have to, because today, the guys are discussing a film from the master of complex non-linear narrative, Christopher Nolan—The Prestige, starring Hugh Jackman, Christian Bale, Michael Caine, Piper Perabo, Rebecca Hall, Scarlett Johansson, and David Bowie. The Prestige | 2006 | PG-13 | 2h 10m Watch on Amazon Prime Video Our next movie: Rango | 2011 | PG | 1h 51m Watch on Netflix Rent on Amazon
Ya like jazz? The winner of this week's movie review is: La La Land! Join the guys for another day of movie reviews as they cover Damien Chazelle's 2016 film starring Emma Stone and Ryan Gosling. La La Land | 2016 | PG-13 | 2h 8m Watch on Hulu with Cinemax Rent on Amazon Prime Video Rent on Apple TV Watch on VidAngel with Amazon Prime Video rental Our next movie: The Prestige | 2006 | PG-13 | 2h 10m Watch on Amazon Prime Video
Who ya got? On this episode, the guys discuss a monster match-up with Godzilla vs. Kong, directed by Adam Wingard and starring Alexander Skarsgård, Millie Bobbie Brown, Rebecca Hall, and Brian Tyree Henry. Godzilla vs. Kong | 2021 | PG-13 | 1h 53m Watch on HBO Max Our next movie: La La Land | 2016 | PG-13 | 2h 8m Watch on Hulu with Cinemax Rent on Amazon Prime Video Rent on Apple TV Watch on VidAngel with Amazon Prime Video rental
S U P R I S E . . . on this episode, the guys review The Invisible Man, directed by Leigh Whannell and starring Elisabeth Moss alongside Oliver Jackson-Cohen, Harriet Dyer, Aldis Hodge, Storm Reid, and Michael Dorman. The Invisible Man | 2020 | R | 2h 5m Watch on HBO Max Watch on Hulu with HBO Watch on Amazon Prime Video with HBO Our next movie: Godzilla vs. Kong | 2021 | PG-13 | 1h 53m Available March 31 on HBO Max.
This week, our first review of a new release (sort of): the guys unite to discuss Zack Snyder's Justice League, starring Ben Affleck, Henry Cavill, Gal Gadot, Ray Fisher, Jason Momoa, and Ezra Miller. Zack Snyder's Justice League | 2021 | R | 4h 2m Watch on HBO Max *Producer's note: Not to be confused with Justice League (2017). Our next movie: The Invisible Man | 2020 | R | 2h 5m Watch on HBO Max Watch on Hulu with HBO Watch on Amazon Prime Video with HBO
This week, the guys are entertained by Ridley Scott's 2000 film Gladiator, starring Russell Crowe alongside Joaquin Phoenix, Connie Nielsen, Oliver Reed, Derek Jacobi, Djimon Hounsou, and Richard Harris. Gladiator | 2000 | R | 2h 51m Watch on VidAngel Watch on Amazon Prime Video Our next movie: Zack Snyder's Justice League | 2021 | R | 4h 2m Premieres Thursday, March 18 on HBO Max.
This week's movie is Robert Zemeckis' 2000 film Cast Away, starring Tom Hanks, Wilson the Volleyball, and Helen Hunt. Cast Away | 2000 | PG-13 | 2h 24m Watch on Hulu Watch on HBO Max Rent on Amazon Prime Video Our next movie: Gladiator | 2000 | R | 2h 51m Watch on VidAngel Watch on Amazon Prime Video
This week, the guys travel back to the colonial frontier of 1992 with Michael Mann's The Last of the Mohicans, starring Daniel Day-Lewis, Madeleine Stowe, Russell Means, Eric Schweig, and Wes Studi. The Last of the Mohicans | 1992 | R | 2h 2m Watch on Hulu Watch on Amazon Prime Video Our next movie: Cast Away | 2000 | PG-13 | 2h 24m Watch on Hulu Watch on HBO Max Rent on Amazon Prime Video
This week's movie is Jojo Rabbit, directed by Taika Waititi and starring Roman Griffin Davis, Scarlett Johansson, Sam Rockwell, Thomasin McKenzie, and Taika Waititi. Jojo Rabbit | 2019 | PG-13 | 1h 48m Watch on HBO Max (I'm not sure this link will work since I only have HBO Max connected through our TV but the movie is on there) Watch on Hulu Buy on Amazon Prime Video Our next movie: The Last of the Mohicans | 1992 | R | 2h 2m Watch on Hulu Watch on Amazon Prime Video
Happy Valentine's Day, everyone! In the spirit of the holiday, the guys review About Time, directed by Richard Curtis and starring Domhnall Gleeson, Rachel McAdams, Bill Nighy, Margot Robbie, and Lydia Wilson. About Time | 2013 | R | 2h 3m Watch on Netflix Watch on VidAngel Rent on Amazon Prime Video *Producer's note: Beyond the language typical to R-rated films, About Time does contain some nudity (there is a scene which takes place at a photography exhibit with some nude photos in the background). You can watch on VidAngel or just fast forward to avoid this without losing the plot, but we wanted to give fair warning for viewers to exercise discretion. Our next movie: Jojo Rabbit | 2019 | PG-13 | 1h 48m Watch on HBO Max (I'm not sure this link will work since I only have HBO Max connected through our TV but the movie is on there) Watch on Hulu Buy on Amazon Prime Video
The boys are back for round 3, discussing Terry George's 2016 film The Promise starring Oscar Isaac, Christian Bale, and Charlotte Le Bon. The Promise | 2016 | PG-13 | 2h 12m Watch on Netflix Watch on VidAngel Rent on Amazon Prime Video Our next movie: About Time | 2013 | R | 2h 3m Watch on Netflix Watch on VidAngel Rent on Amazon Prime Video *Producer's note: Beyond the language typical to R-rated films, About Time does contain some nudity (there is a scene which takes place at a photography exhibit with some nude photos in the background). You can watch on VidAngel or just fast forward to avoid this without losing the plot, but we wanted to give fair warning for viewers to exercise discretion.
On this episode, the guys review Soul, directed by Pete Docter and starring Jamie Foxx, Tina Fey, Angela Bassett, Ahmir-Khalib "Questlove" Thompson, Phylicia Rashad, and Daveed Diggs. Soul | 2020 | PG | 1h 49m Watch on Disney+ Our next movie: The Promise | 2016 | PG-13 | 2h 12m Watch on Netflix Watch on VidAngel Rent on Amazon Prime Video
Welcome to the very first episode of No Sevens! On this episode, the guys discuss the 2013 film Snowpiercer, directed by Bong Joon-Ho and starring Chris Evans alongside Song Kang-Ho, Ed Harris, John Hurt, and Tilda Swinton. Please be sure to subscribe for more episodes and leave a review! Watch Snowpiercer | 2013 | R | 2h 6m Watch on Netflix Watch on VidAngel Rent on Amazon Prime Video Our next movie: Soul | 2020 | PG | 1h 49m Watch on Disney+ Snowpiercer is a sequel to...? Original theory video Even more connections Note: if you watched Snowpiercer on VidAngel...these videos do include unfiltered clips of the film. Fair warning.
No Sevens is a movie review podcast featuring best friends Caleb, Silas, and David. Episodes will come out every Monday where we talk about the movie we watched that week, and decide which movie we’ll watch next so you can watch along with us for your weekly movie nights if you want to. On our first episode we discuss Korean director Bong Joon-Ho’s 2013 movie Snowpiercer starring Chris Evans alongside Song Kang-Ho, Ed Harris, John Hurt, and Tilda Swinton. It’s a sci-fi thriller about a dystopian future where the world has frozen over and all of remaining humanity is trapped on a giant train. Fair warning, some of the movies we’re going to be watching will be rated R, including Snowpiercer. But we’re going to try to keep things fairly accessible to people. At least if we're watching something that is R-rated, we'll try to pick films that are available on VidAngel. It's a service that allows you to connect your Netflix and Amazon Prime accounts and watch their movies with filters that you can control to remove unsavory content, so you can have the option to watch along without having to worry too much about the content. Our first episode reviewing Snowpiercer drops on January 25! Subscribe so you don't miss it!
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