Purple Monkey Podcast

The Monkeys return??? Nothing out of the ordinary here, its the same monkeys just talking about monkey stuff. Just a normal podcast that you can enjoy listening to with your ears. Just click on the episode and do nothing. Just sit back and listen and enjoy it for what it is. This is just a regular occurrence, nothing to worry about. Don't be alarmed, don't be concerned, don't call the cops, everything is going to be okay. Just enjoy the episode and then when it's done just go about your life, just continue on like nothing happened. It's just a classic resurgence. Also Ryan is still fat and dumb.

After their three month hiatus, The Monkey's reconvene for one final episode of the world's smelliest podcast. We recap the show, do some fan service, and talk about horse wieners. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Today we discuss how the Among Us era has finally come to an end, and how Triple-A gaming studios have not been putting out great titles recently. Thanks for 50 episodes!!!

Uh oh, is YouTube banning dislikes because everyone is being a big weenie??!! Never mind that, because Jeffrey Starr got into a car accident!! We also deconstruct the sexual tension in the Godzilla vs Kong movie, discuss the perseverance of Among Us and the effects its had on the Tonight Show, and even an in-depth review of the best game on the app store: Twerk Hero. Oh yeah and Jake Paul fought someone. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

PRINGLES HAS SPACE BIRD MEAT FROM HALO?!?? That's right Pringles launched a space ostrich flavor from Halo. Yeah we are just as confused as you are. We also discuss the failure that will be the Powerpuff live action show on the CW. Roblox hits the NYSE, and Avatar overtakes Endgame as the #1 highest-grossing film... again. oh boy. JOIN THE SERVER: https://discord.gg/shB7VEd  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

MICROSOFT IS BUYING DISCORD!!!?? That's right it is rumored that Microsoft is buying Discord for 10 BILLION BUCKAROOS, that's a lot of money. Also Paramount + is trying to be unique with The Patrick Starr show but we aren't buying it. Lola Bunny is also joining the DCEU, whatever that means. Speaking of the DCEU we have a heated debate on whether the Snyder Cut was good or not?? JOIN THE SERVER: https://discord.gg/shB7VEd --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

ANNOYING ORANGE IS ANNOYING!!!???!! You heard it here first, after 12 years we have discovered that Annoying Orange is actually really annoying along with FRED the screaming man child. We also discuss Sony's State of Play failure, Lady Gaga's Dog Stealer 500K bounty, and a 4hr Justice League. Its gonna get sploogetacular. JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/shB7VEd --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

The MONKEY'S HAVE RETURNED. Well at least two of us. This time we discuss the Sonic Movie sequel, a Rian Johnson Star Wars Trilogy (please no), the disappointing Nintendo Direct, PewDiePie's diss track ban, and the failure of modern kid's entertainment especially in Roblox tycoons. DISCORD SERVER: https://discord.gg/shB7VEd --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

What's up monkeys and monkettes! Today we discuss this whole GameStop situation and how those meanies on wall street got involved. We also talk about Microsoft's Xbox Live price hike and how they pulled the classic “sike move”. There is also a Borderlands movie and a Harry Potter TV series coming out I guess!!! JOIN OUR DISCORD SERVER: https://discord.gg/shB7VEd --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

The boys recap and discuss the first year of the podcast! Thank you to all for being here, and stay tuned for another year of monke! JOIN OUR DISCORD SERVER: https://discord.gg/shB7VEd --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Monkey time is back, and today we talk about some SUPER SUS things (dont tell mom)!! The Bugsnax speedrun community is very active and we seek to delve into the deep lore, we also revisit Amy Schumer's mini-series and how HBO Max is good but it also sucks (WW1984 = bad) Enjoy!! ——— Discord: https://discord.gg/shB7VEd --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

WE'RE BACK!!!! Sorry for the long wait, we have some exciting projects we're working on. But nevermind that because we have FNAF movies coming out, some controversial Spongebob tweets to dissect, and a new Clifford drama. Plus we also talk about how YouTube Rewind is cancelled and how Xbox is apparently better at playing PlayStation games than PlayStation is. Stay tuned monkeys because things are gonna get juicy!! JOIN OUR DISCORD SERVER: https://discord.gg/q2ghSJc3SH --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

THE HULK GETS IT ON WITH A CAR??? Geez that's gross, but not as gross as drinking your own pee like our friends over at r/snakediet like to do! We also had a wonderful opportunity to learn more about the bustling community of people who draw dragons making love to automobiles. No one's car is safe.  JOIN OUR DISCORD SERVER: https://discord.gg/shB7VEd --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Witness Cyberman's journey for the golden toothbrush! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

See if Jungle Explorer Brave Wildabeast can venture through the cougar-infested wilds... Will he survive? Or will he get cougared? Find out soon! 

PANTY PARTY BONANZA!!!! We found an interesting game on the Nintendo store and it's a real doozy, only if doozy means masterpiece. Also we throw around some ideas for movies, Disney if you're listening take notes because we've basically saved all of the MCU for you, we expect our payment in cash.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

SPECIAL GUESTS CARDI B, MEGAN THEE STALLION, and BEN SHAPIRO MAKE AN APPEARANCE??? (definitely not). That's right, not only do we have three special guests, but we also go to town debating serious topics such as the swaggiest animals and our most chungular foods. We also invite some hardcore bodybuilders on to show off their morning workout routine. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

XBOX IS DUMB ALERT!!! Microsoft has just acquired the two worst companies on the market Bethesda and possibly SEGA. Wow, looks like we're finally getting a Sonic Dating Sim. People have also been accidentally buying Xbox One X instead of Xbox Series X, hmmm wonder why? Apparently Disney is already working on S3 and S4 of Mandalorian so essentially they suck. Cyberpunk 2077 is coming out soon as well but according to the creators they are far from finished. Borat 2 is also coming out which should provide us with a tumultuous viewing sesh with the bois. RIP Gale Sayers. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

TIKTOK IS BANNED!!!! This Sunday TikTok will no longer be available on the App Store (what a shame). Also there is life on penis, I mean Venus. Also Cardi B got divorced, next gen games are $70, PS5 had a juicy showcase, and Nintendo's new console will arrive within the century so quicker than usual actually. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

DOOM CAN RUN ON A PREGNANCY TEST!!! Yep, Doom can run on many things as we have noticed, in fact there is a whole community dedicated to this. We also examine the Xbox Series S and how the price will affect the outcome of the PS5. Also Keeping Up with the Kardashians is ending as well as The Walking Dead. RIP Toots Hibbert. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

DISNEY CELEBRITY IS CARRYING A DEMON CHILD!!! You read that right we also got news of crazy frog apparently urinating down someone's throat!!!! These topics may or may not be true but that's for you to decide. On a more realistic note Batman has CORONA, Mando S2 is coming soon, cool Mario bundle was announced, and I just dropped a big juicy turd. Ok well that's not news but... it's still better than TENET (jk the movie was actually amazing). RIP Joe Ruby, creator of Scooby Doo. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

ELON MUSK IS RAISING A SWINE ARMY!!! wait nevermind it's just some AI implants. The DC Fandom event occurred as well featuring a bunch of juicy info on the new superhero games, as well as a plethora of trailers. Apparently there is also going to be a Powerpuff Girls live action show coming to the CW, ok fine I'll watch it for the monke: Mojo Jojo. There is also an iPhone 12: Stove Edition coming soon, so we have that to look forward to. **Side note: The news on this episode is all from two weeks ago when this was recorded. I apologize for the delay on this, there were some technical problems surrounding the audio files that have since been resolved. Enjoy!** RIP Chadwick Boseman. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Alright gamers and gamettes, on this particularly wet and gushy episode of the pod we said which hot celebs (only angry bird yellow bird) we would BONE and which we would send HOME.  Later in the episode we dive into the rich world of insect erotica. Overall it was quite a swell outing. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

LEAFY'S CHANNEL GETS BANNED??? Looks like Leafy didn't survive the YouTube landscape, but for how long??! We also have a juicy story on how Ryan almost got attacked by a wild cougar (aka 40 year old wanting sexy time in DM's). There is also some controversial Netflix news as Cuties apparently contains 11 year old twerking (cringe alert). Apparently there was also an asteroid that almost missed Earth, unfortunately it didn't hit us because now we have to experience a Spider-Woman movie and another Ben Affleck batman outing. Well that's a shame. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

FORTNITE IS OFF THE APPLE STORE, OH NO what will we do now that Fortnite is no longer available on iOS, listen to find out. We also share our experiences from some tubular discord dating severs where we discovered some cougars in the midst, and ultradan shared some insight into the ways he messes with people on said servers. We had a very well-educated discussion about Pokimane getting bullied off the internet, and highlighted the ways we pissed off K-pop fans on twitter this week. Apparently Patrick Starr is getting his own Spongebob Spinoff show as well, not to be confused with Jeffree Starr. There's also a Fresh Prince drama reboot and new David Blaine suicide, oh sorry I mean ascension trick coming 8/31. Titanfall 3 and BioShock 4 were also announced. Make sure to check out Dan's channel here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3EBDYgBhlZ5z5sJBkjVvzA/featured --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

JAKE PAUL IS THE NEW AL CAPONE???!!!! We deep dive into Jake Paul's devious past and uncover the truth behind the matter. We also dive into our Twitter bait of the week as we engage in arguments with the sensitive minds of KPOP fanatics. PewDiePie also had a full blown leakage sesh after his Spotify account went public, oh dear!!! Rocksteady finally announces the highly anticipated superhero game they have been working on for five years, and its Jared Leto simulator. Then there's COD 2020 and Halo Infinite to look forward to so keep your eyes peeled and your ears open cause it's gonna get juicy. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

RAY PARK GETS A BLOWIE. The devious villain Darth Maul had a little slip up on Instagram the other day with some major consequences. We are also joined this week by YouTuber itsRazorNow as he talks about his interaction with an edgy troll account and his experience starting a YouTube channel in 2020. Stadia still sucks as well, even with their attempts to add more games the damage has already been done. Make sure to check out Razor's channel here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiUyYBBA6GIP3g8n0GmeLgg. RIP Olivia de Havilland and Regis Philbin. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

KPOPERS TRIED TO CANCEL US, this time we take our dubious intellects to the streets of Twitter to try and annoy as many people as we can. Unfortunately the KPOP community is not one to be reckoned with. Also Avatar 2-5 is being delayed (again), more like no one cares just show us our favorite blue people: SMURFS. The Halo Infinite trailer dropped as well and is subject to much controversy. ALSO Valorant skins are $300... eh sounds affordable.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

THE SIMPSONS IS ENDING, yep after 32 seasons The Simpsons will be ending in 2021 according to reports.  We also have a new juicy Star Wars animated show coming soon called The Bad Batch, more like a bad show. People are also freaking out because Discord shut down and they just discovered a new zodiac sign. Xbox and PlayStation also have some tenacious console news as Microsoft announces the discontinuance of previous Xbox's and the PS5 clocks in at 10lbs. RIP Kelly Preston & Naya Rivera. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

AMY SCHUMER BLOAT SESH. That's right our favorite comedian gets pregnant and decides to start a docu-series on the troubles of parenthood. Also ELLEN FAKES HER DEATH in order to receive more publicity. Far Cry 6 is coming out as well with some juicy new leaks featuring Gustavo Fring as the big bad meanie. Also BUBONIC PLAGUE. RIP Jagdeep.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

DR DISRESPECT GETS BANNED, that's right one of Twitch's #1 streamers got permabanned for reasons unknown, could it all be a money scheme? Also Super Smash Bros. streamers start smashing bros irl, if you know what I mean (things get sexual). $70 games may also be the new norm on next gen consoles as the industry continues to grow. We also have new sources that tell us some Star Wars news that may please many fans of the saga. Beavis and Butthead is also coming back along with another possible return of Michael Keaton as Grandpa Batman. Speaking of Batman we may have a new Arkham game coming very soon... THANKS FOR LISTENING MONKEYS!!! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

UNCLE GRANDPA NUDIES!!??? Today we play another round of 3 dirty franchises and 1 clean, and things get tubular. Also Ryan & Wyatt give their review of The Last of Us Part II and what the future of video game sex scenes look like... steamy. We later go on a dad joke spree and we dissect the weird Halo Infinite teaser trailer. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

SEASON 3 BABY!! THE LAST OF US PART II HAS AN @NAL SCENE, yep TLoUP2 has a juicy nude scene or so we think. The game has been the center of many controversies over the last couple months but now it's finally out with full graphical fidelity. Ryan also discusses how he thinks that Spongebob Squarepants is a dish sponge and not a sea sponge. What a monster. RIP DILDO BAGGINS from LotR. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

NASTY APP ALERT. Gacha Life is an interesting app, and by interesting I mean absolutely disgusting and unacceptable. Also it comes with a fun virus. The PS5 reveal also just happened and the console looks kind of like a reverse oreo sandwich, but hey at least it's a reasonable price. Oh wait nevermind its $550. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

KPOP STANS ARE FURIOUS. That's right, this week we talk about our omegle endeavors and how you shouldn't offend BTS fans, or they will hunt you down and vanquish your blood. We also see which video game franchises have the most NSFW content and things get sensual. Naughty Dog also may be delaying The Last of Us Part II again because of a copyrighted song issue, oh boy! RIP Michael Angeles, the voice of Thomas the Tank Engine.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

BIG OL MONKEYS steal some covid 19 test tube samples, oh dear! Also Sony has their first mess up as they move towards PS5 exclusives and leave the PS4 in the past. SpaceX also tries to send astronauts to space, but fails (rain alert). We also discuss some juicy gamer shirts and how stupid they are. RIP Richard Herd from Seinfeld. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

GORE VIDEOS ARE ON YOUTUBE. That's right you read that correctly, a channel by the name of Da7eee7 uploads classic videos such as "60kg Testical Tumor Removal" and "Brain Unboxing". Listen to find out why he can get away with this. Naked & Afraid XL returns soon as well, apparently the XL stands for “large challenges” and not “large people”. Missed opportunity on their part honestly. Also Mike Tyson is training to enter the ring at 53 (gramps alert). We have a quote directly from Mike himself "I thwill beath anybothy". Chuck E Cheese also changes their name to Pasqually's Pizza & Wings. well that sounds appetizing. AND a new Call of Duty alert, Cold War edition! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

What a great week on the podcast full of lovely topics. Ryan continues to show that "when he goes out to get the mail it measures on the richter scale" (that means he is fat). Sounding is disgusting, yet intriguing. Grand Theft Auto V finally becomes free after 7 years, in celebration of becoming the best selling media title ever. We also cover some weird kinks that the filth of twitter have, and it gets very steamy. RIP Little Richard and Jerry Stiller. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

New episode baby!!! We have a nice sesh this week as Cyberpunk 2077 unveils their genitalia customization options, OH BOY! More like cyberschlong if you know what I mean. Also one of our co-stars gets boned for vehicular manslaughter. Airports will also be harder to get through after this whole pandemic as new stations may be deployed for disease testing situations. And Jeff Bezos may be the world's first trillionaire by 2026, well it's cute, but it's not as much as we make.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This time in the monkey zone we take a deep dive into disgusting fetish subreddits. Some include sexy sprained ankles and yellow legs, doesn't that sound like a whale of a time. Speaking of whales Ryan is fat, also Space Jam is coming back with Lebron James except no one cares this time around. Video games have also been juicin' up the stage with The Last of Us 2 supposedly taking up 100gb of space and Silent Hill PT reportedly being a PS5 exclusive. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

This week we're starting off with a moment of silence for Eddie the Slam Dunking Otter who has perished... Now that that's out of the way, we can talk about how male celebrities leaked their juicy nudes to support the covid crisis. Plus a tenacious subreddit that'll be sure to tickle your tendies. Also they are sending a rover to Mars to find some alien reproductive organs, yummy. Microsoft continues to prove that the Xbox Series X will be their worst venture yet. Oh yeah, Parks & Rec gets a reunion episode, as well as a tenacious finale for Clone Wars on the horizon. Remember to check out our sponsor, TimmyMcTimm, on twitch.

Big video game leakage this week, and by leakage I mean the floodgates have opened and Xbox had a massive bone sesh as PlayStation dominates the exclusive game library. Also SNL's (more like Salty Noodle Leeches) online show sucks. Get it like leeches... eh whatever. See you monkeys next week.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

We are back!!!! That's right. Guess what, it turns out The Flash is evil and by evil I mean he body slams his victims into the concrete. Also the PS5 controller is out and it's showing promise with a sleek design and revolutionary haptic function, and in other news the Xbox controller lowers the pause button by 3 centimeters. Uh oh watch out INCOMING!!! The ebola virus has landed in the Congo. That's right we have a little tag team virus action going on. Also Ryan is fat.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

New week new episode. The corony strikes again, and by strike again I mean Idris Elba had a quick “rona” sesh. Also Oprah Winfrey is being accused of sex trafficking... predictable. Apparently there is also a butthole version of Cats the movie, as if it already wasn't bad enough. Speaking of media, Animal Crossing and Doom are essentially exact opposites, but I guess you gotta spread the wealth. Oh yeah and Rosario Dawson is going to be Ahsoka in Season 2 of Mando.  Because of Corona we will be on a temporary hiatus, but we'll return soon. Link to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=30719803  If the link doesn't work for some reason, google "Purple Monkey Podcast Patreon". It should be the first or one of the first results.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

The Corona virus is getting juicier by the day. Speaking of juicy, Billy Eyelash gets nude for the camera. In other Bill news, Bill Gates closed the gates on Microsoft to go home and do some philanthropic work (jerk the ween). Jar Jar Binks has a beard now, wonder where else he has hair... Everyone support Tyler Perry for worst actress. RIP Max Van Window. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Special five-person podcast! More like five-way orgy. Some of us have been full on caught yankin the cranker apparently. Couple rancid girth-squeamers in our midst. Christin Bail is in the MCU now, and also Judge Judy's show has finally been washed away in a dookie rip-tide. Katy Perry has a bun in the oven, and also she's pregnant. The Last of Us is getting a show on HBO, more like Last time I'm watching a show on HBO. RIP Jens Nygaard Knudsen. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

What gives YouTube the right to discriminate against Spongebob Clips uploaders? Absolutely nothing, just the amount of comedy that can be found in an article from The Onion. We also managed to find a strange amount of satisfaction from trolling online bird cams. We are recording this back to back with ep 6, our condolences to any celebrities that may have died while we were away. We'll catcha next week.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

So... Ice Age Baby is some sorta new internet fad. We all hate him. Speaking of things we hate, Pixar is hopping on the "gay train". New Star Wars is announced, also kinda gay. Friends is coming back as well, no one cares. Oh geez, looks like there's a triple gay threat on the loose. For the record we are not homophobic, we just generally think the word “gay” is funny and we also have the humor of fourth graders. Also RIP Pop Smoke --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

The Sonic movie was big success... unlike the Oscars. Also, the new Xbox console has been declared the world's tallest skyscraper. We also highlighted some goofy discord moments that YOU can join in on by going to disboard.org, searching podcast, and clicking on The Monkey House. RIP Caroline Flack.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Update on Ryan's gainer journey, some discord nonsense, and some good ole' fashioned CBT. RIP Kirk Douglas --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Some things on the internet are better left unexplored... like the Fast and Furious movies. I mean seriously though has anyone actually watched all of them? I don't even think Vin Diesel knows hat he's signing up for anymore. Aren't there like fourteen movies? I'm pretty sure even the movie editors couldn't sit through that. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app