Sails Off the Rails

BBB head off to Fort Gumbo to begin preparations to climb up Bone Mountain. However, they run into some old friends while in town. Later, they meet some very nasty looking eyeballs. sailsofftherails.com Music Used: Moon Rock - Nathan Moore; Leaning on the Everlasting Arms - Zachariah Hickman; Willow and the Light - Kevin MacLeod; Roundup on the Prairie - Aaron Kenny; Shasta - Jesse Gallagher; Satan's Choir - Coyote Hearing; The Banquet - Hainbach; Ice Demon - Kevin MacLeod; Dark Alley Deals - Aaron Kenny; Dance of the U-boat - Aakash Gandhi; Epic Journey - Yung Logos; Cavalry - Aakash Gandhi; Diggy - Patrick Patrikios; Before the Apocalypse - Robert Abraham; Action Epic - Komiku; A State of Despair - Mid-Air Machine; Line of Flight - Revolution Void; Barbarian - Pierlo; Clash Defiant - Kevin MacLeod; Tyrant - Kevin MacLeod; The Descent - Kevin MacLeod; Urban Gauntlet - Kevin MacLeod; Dragon and Toast - Kevin MacLeod; Fastest Man on Earth - Jahzzar; Veracruz - Quincas Moreira

Can't get much more descriptive than the title. sailsofftherails.com Music Used: Orient - SefChol; Trieste - Josh Lippi & The Overtimers; Backyard Adventure - Hans Hylkema; Streets of Sant'Ivo - Mid-Air Machine; Decisive battle with the childhood friend - Komiku; Before the Apocalypse - Robert Abraham; Boss Battle - Mystery Mammal; Barbarian - Pierlo; Mistake the Getaway - Kevin MacLeod; Killers - Kevin MacLeod; Devastation and Revenge - Kevin MacLeod; Crossing the Chasm - Kevin MacLeod; The Descent - Kevin MacLeod; Old battle theme - Monplaisir; Battle - Jahzzar; Soul Burned Away - Robert Abraham; Trouble with Tribals - Kevin MacLeod; Tyrant - Kevin MacLeod; Dark Alley Deals - Aaron Kenny; Eyes of Glory - Aakash Gandhi; New Horizons - Futuremono; Observer - Chasms; On The Hunt - Andrew Langdon; Overturn - Riot; Terrible Manners - Max McFerren; The Battle of 1066 - Patrick Patrikios; The Great Avenger - Silent Partner; The Long Night - Quincas Moreira; Dragon and Toast - Kevin MacLeod; Urban Gauntlet - Kevin MacLeod; The Laughing Hand - Arcane Anthems; Descent - Arcane Anthems; Chaotic Good - Arcane Anthems; Brave - Arcane Anthems; Deep State - Vans in Japan; Chtulthu - Quincas Moreira; Funky Disco - Biz Baz Studio; Ancient Disciple - Arcane Anthems; The punkrock show - myfreemickey

BBB head to the deepest part of the Lodge to fight their most deadly enemy yet. Can they get the obol or will they all die while making stupid jokes? Later, Bone Master shows off his theme song. sailsofftherails.com Music Used: Gently, Onwards -  ELPHNT; Thinking Back - Max Surla; Worse - The Tower of Light; Final Boss - Myuu; Chtulthu - Quincas Moreira; Higher Octane - Vans in Japan; GIGA METAL - Loyalty Freak Music; The Battle of 1066 - Patrick Patrikios; Barbarian - Pierlo; The New Order - Aaron Kenny; The Long Night -  Quincas Moreira; Pulse - George Ellinas and DJ Rkod; What a Time to Want to Die - Steve Combs; Epic Journey - Yung Logos; Eyes of Glory - Aakash Gandhi; Hey Sailor - Letter Box; Observer - Chasms; Passage -  Ugonna Onyekwe; Crusade Heavy Industry - Kevin MacLeod; Dragon and Toast - Kevin MacLeod; Killers - Kevin MacLeod; Final Battle of the Dark Wizards - Kevin MacLeod; Prelude and Action - Kevin MacLeod; Psychic Magic - Unicorn Heads; Divine Smite - Arcane Anthems; Megalovania - Toby Fox; The Laughing Hand - Arcane Anthems; Satan's Choir -  Coyote Hearing; Escape - Houses of Heaven; Action Time -  Biz Baz Studio; Berlin at Night - Dan Henig; Spy Suite -  Quincas Moreira; Inescapable -  Ugonna Onyekwe; Urban Gauntlet - Kevin MacLeod; Virtutes Instrumenti - Kevin MacLeod; Everybody's Got Problems - Chris Zabriskie; Let's Sell Some Cars - Steve Combs

BBB encounter the creator of the strange facility under the lodge. Unfortunately, it seems that he wants them to star in a brand new game to serve as entertainment. Hopefully, his game won't kill them. sailsofftherails.com Music Used: Nexus - Analog By Nature; Electro Fight - Kwon; Rocket - Kevin MacLeod; Cut and Run - Kevin MacLeod; EDM Detection Mode - Kevin MacLeod; Ecstasy X - Jason Shaw; Cat Shat in the Box - josh pan; Brass Orchid - Bobby Richards; Fast and Run - Nico Staf; Compressor Works - Twang; Forget Me Not - Patrick Patrikios; Trancer - Gunnar Olsen; Temples - Six Umbrellas; Asset House - Six Umbrellas; Danger Snow - Dan Henig; Raving Energy Faster - Kevin MacLeod; Exit the Premises - Kevin MacLeod; Heavy - Huma=Huma; Homeroad - Kai Engel; High School Hero - Silent Partner; Viking - Aakash Gandhi; Diggy -  Patrick Patrikios; Midnight - Silent Partner; After Party - Loyalty Freak Music; Fraie - Salmo

BBB execute their rescue plan with the help of some friends. Said friends proceed to roll too many natural 20s. sailsofftherails.com Music Used: Chtulthu - Quincas Moreira; Deep State - Vans in Japan; Annihilate - Jeremy Blake; Epic Journey - Yung Logos; Future Gladiator - Kevin MacLeod; Sense of Humor - Max McFerren; Barbarian - Pierlo; Line of Flight - Revolution Void; Movie Rhythm 2 - Sunsearcher; The punkrock show - myfreemickey; Chase Scene - ROZKOL; A Chase - Houses of Heaven; Escape - Houses of Heaven; Diggy - Patrick Patrikios; Frank's Last Chase - DJ Williams; Honeybar - Rondo Brothers; Electro Fight - Kwon; High School Hero - Silent Partner; The Quantum Realm - The Whole Other; Satan's Choir - Coyote Hearing; Candy - Jahzzar; Four Corners - Mid-Air Machine

BBB are ambushed by a ruthless enemy. Luckily, they have a few tricks up their sleeves, but they might have bitten off more than they can chew. sailsofftherails.com Music Used: Street Smart - Quincas Moreira; Terrible Manners - Max McFerren; Rubber Dubs - Freedom Trail Studio; Cavalry - Aakash Gandhi; Crusade Heavy Industry - Kevin MacLeod; Overturn - Riot; Future Gladiator - Kevin MacLeod; Honeybar - Rondo Brothers; Stealer - Density & Time; The Battle of 1066 - Patrick Patrikios; The New Order - Aaron Kenny; Temples - Six Umbrellas; Ads - Jahzzar; March - Yakov Golman; Night Break - Kevin MacLeod; Ice Demon - Kevin MacLeod; Devastation and Revenge - Kevin MacLeod; The Ice Giants - Kevin MacLeod; Barbarian - Pierlo; Descent - Arcane Anthems; Brave - Arcane Anthems; Decisive battle with the childhood friend - Komiku; Old Battle Theme 2 - Monplaisir; Unseen Horrors - Kevin MacLeod; Solo Cello Passion - Doug Maxwell

BBB head into the third layer of the dungeon. They stop their journey to have some fun at carnival stalls and win prizes. Afterwards, some bugs beat them up. Twitter: @SailsOffRails Music Used: Suonatore di Liuto by Kevin MacLeod; Tenebrous Brothers Carnival - Act One by Kevin MacLeod; Tenebrous Brothers Carnival - Act Two by Kevin MacLeod; Movie Rhythm 2 by Sunsearcher; Crusade Heavy Industry by Kevin MacLeod; Prelude and Action by Kevin MacLeod; Volatile Reaction by Kevin MacLeod; Asset House by Six Umbrellas; Old Battle Theme 2 by Monplaisir; The Battle of 1066 by Patrick Patrikios; Observer by Chasms; New Horizons by Futuremono; Darkling by Kevin MacLeod; Urban Gauntlet by Kevin MacLeod; Barbarian by Pierlo; Eclosion by Salmo; All Your Faustian Bargains by Steve Combs; Decisive battle with the childhood friend by Komiku; Ice Demon by Kevin MacLeod; Eyes of Glory by Aakash Gandhi; Dragon and Toast by Kevin MacLeod; Tension is Rising by The Insider; Knowing Nothing by Mid-Air Machine; Bass by Monplaisir; An Example For by Captive Portal; Diggy by Patrick Patrikios; Future Gladiator by Kevin MacLeod; Epic Journey by Yung Logos; Passage by Ugonna Onyekwe; Bloody Tears by Quincas Moreira; The Great Avenger by Silent Partner; The Long Night by Quincas Moreira; Gaia by vspiegel; Brave by Arcane Anthems; Virtutes Instrumenti by Kevin MacLeod; Divine Smith by Arcane Anthems; Battle by Jahzzar; A Tale of Vengeance by Aakash Gandhi; Sense of Humor by Max McFerren; Myst on the Moor by Kevin MacLeod; Great Expectations by Kai Engel; Distant Lands by Hanu Dixit

BBB attempt to ambush an evil army but get caught up with a hunt for a missing dog. Screaming birds then annoy them until they wonder why they came to this planet. Twitter: @SailsOffRails Music Used: Screen Saver by Kevin MacLeod; Willow and the Light by Kevin MacLeod; Loopster by Kevin MacLeod; Strength Of The Titans by Kevin MacLeod; Annihilate by Jeremy Blake; Sentinel by Kai Engel; Boss Battle by Mystery Mammal; Hero Theme by MK2; Solemn Rest by Arcane Anthems; The Parting by Kevin MacLeod; Heavy Interlude by Kevin MacLeod; No Home by Cullah; Observer by Chasms; Sense of Humor by Max McFerren; Future Gladiator by Kevin MacLeod; Killers by Kevin MacLeod; Cavalry by Aakash Gandhi; Bus Da Blockbuster by Doug Maxwell; Darksides by Coyote Hearing; Diggy by Patrick Patrikios; Barbarian by Pierlo; Dragon and Toast by Kevin MacLeod; Prelude and Action by Kevin MacLeod; Endeavour by Jahzzar; The Punkrock Show by myfreemickey; The Banquet by Hainbach

BBB, joined by a new friend, head off to find a pirate and gain information about the Black Maw organization. Special thanks to guest Shane Dean. Twitter: @SailsOffRails Music Used: Teddy Bear Waltz by Kevin MacLeod; Your Call by Kevin MacLeod; Prelude and Action by Kevin MacLeod; Clash Defiant by Kevin MacLeod; Cavalry by Aakash Gandhi; A Tale of Vengeance by Aakash Gandhi; Epic Journey by Yung Logos; Pop Goes the Weasel by Kevin MacLeod; Barbarian by Pierlo; Temples by Six Umbrellas; Decisive battle with the childhood friend by Komiku; The Disgraced Shrine by Mid-Air Machine; Diggy by Patrick Patrikios; Calm The Fuck Down by Broke For Free; Let's Apocalypse Later by Mid-Air Machine; Honeybar by Rondo Brothers; Eyebite by Arcane Anthems; Descent by Arcane Anthems; Rubber Dubs by Freedom Trail Studio; The Punkrock Show by myfreemickey

BBB head off to a pit to fight a couple of monsters. They get there this episode, eventually. Afterwards, we have some insightful commentary on religion. Stay tuned after the credits for a Sails Off the Rails sing-a-long. Twitter: @SailsOffRails Music Used: Bass by Monplaisir; Barbarian by Pierlo; Pop Goes the Weasel by Kevin MacLeod; Crossing the Chasm by Kevin MacLeod; Graveyard Shift by Kevin MacLeod; Eyebite by Make My Anthem; The Disgraced Shrine by Mid-Air Machine; Temples by Six Umbrellas; Decisive battle with the childhood friend by Komiku; Action Epic by Komiku; Boss 3 : This is the time to glisten by Komiku; Darkling by Kevin MacLeod; Observer by Chasms; Passage by Ugonna Onyekwe; Cavalry by Aakash Gandhi; Thump by Audionautix; Honeybar by Rondo Brothers; Psychic Magic by Unicorn Heads; Solemn Rest by Arcane Anthems; Backyard Adventure by Hans Hylkema; BACK TO THE WOODS by Jason Shaw

Bone Master and the Best B****es continue their journey deeper into the Orphe Research Institute and encounter a dangerous forest. Later, Jack and Ethan have an argument over parental custody that might tear apart the group. Twitter: @SailsOffRails Music Used: The Banquet by Hainbach; Land of a Folk Divided by Mid-Air Machine; Four Corners by Mid-Air Machine; Knowing Nothing by Mid-Air Machine; Sway This Way by Silent Partner; Don't Feel (So Low) by Mid-Air Machine

The horse controls its own destiny. Twitter: @SailsOffRails Music Used: Observer by Chasms; Dark Alley Deals by Aaron Kenny; Epic Journey by Yung Logos; Hero Theme by MK2; Honeybar by Rondo Brothers; Barbarian by Pierlo; Race Car by Rondo Brothers; Clash Defiant by Kevin MacLeod; Dragon and Toast by Kevin MacLeod; Come Play with Me by Kevin MacLeod; Private Reflection by Kevin MacLeod; This House by Kevin MacLeod; Egmont Overture Finale by Kevin MacLeod; Danse Macabre by Kevin MacLeod; Lost Time by Kevin MacLeod; Summer Mvt 3 Presto by John Harrison with the Wichita State University Chamber Players; Trio for Piano Violin and Viola by Kevin MacLeod; March by Yakov Golman; Bughici - Suite for Violin, 9 Hora, vivace by Advent Chamber Orchestra; Killers by Kevin MacLeod; The Punkrock Show by myfreemickey; Requiem In Cello by Hanu Dixit; The DeLong Incident by Craig MacArthur; Annihilate by Jeremy Blake; Decisive battle with the childhood friend by Komiku; Before the Apocalypse by Robert Abraham; Temples by Six Umbrellas; Movie Rhythm 2 by Sunsearcher; Immersive by Sergey Cheremisinov; Cavalry by Aakash Gandhi; Blue Scorpion by Kevin MacLeod; Bus Da Blockbuster by Doug Maxwell; Dance of the U-boat by Aakash Gandhi; Subtle Betrayal by SYBS; The Long Night by Quincas Moreira; The New Order by Aaron Kenny; Passage by Ugonna Onyekwe; My Peeps by Aaron Lieberman

The group continue their foray into the lodge's underground area and encounter a terrifying foe. Twitter: @SailsOffRails Music Used: Soul Burned Away by Robert Abraham; My Peeps by Aaron Lieberman; Castlevania by Density & Time; Honeybar by Rondo Brothers; Prelude and Action by Kevin MacLeod; Darkling by Kevin MacLeod; Clash Defiant by Kevin MacLeod; Come Play with Me by Kevin MacLeod; Unseen Horrors by Kevin MacLeod; Killers by Kevin MacLeod; Asset House by Six Umbrellas; Dragon and Toast by Kevin MacLeod; This House by Kevin MacLeod; At The Count by Broke for Free; Night Without Sleep by David Mumford

After running from elk, the crew arrive at the Lemon Pepper Lodge. They delve into the strange areas below and discover terrifying beings while stumbling around in the dark. Special thanks to Michael Kussmann for providing his voice in this episode. Twitter: @SailsOffRails Music Used: The Others Are Coming by Hainbach; Downtown Metropolis Chase by Aaron Kenny; A Chase by Houses of Heaven; Action Time by Biz Baz Studio; Escape by Houses of Heaven; Hey Sailor by Letter Box; Barbarian by Pierlo; Movie Rhythm 2 by Sunsearcher; The Banquet by Hainbach; Magic by Six Umbrellas; Epic Journey by Yung Logos; The Attraction Of Evil by Hainbach; An Example For by Captive Portal; My Peeps by Aaron Lieberman; Honeybar by Rondo Brothers; Stealer by Density & Time; Level 6 Second Strike by Komiku; Decisive Battle with the Childhood Friend by Komiku; You Can Use by Captive Portal; Old Battle Theme 1 by Monplaisir; Old Battle Theme 2 by Monplaisir; Captain Tusktooth by Make My Anthem

Abel's audio is a little messed up due to a recording issue. Sorry about that. The crew continue their journey to the lodge and meet a very strange man on the way. Also, Jori has a brief existential crisis. Twitter: @SailsOffRails Music Used: Medusa by Kevin MacLeod; Cemetary Clown by Sir Cubworth; Old Battle Theme 1 by Monplaisir; Old Battle Theme 2 by Monplaisir; Battle Theme by Komiku; Caracas by Tintamare; Barbarian by Pierlo; Passage by Ugonna Onyekwe; Ma Tropicalit by Tintamare; The Long Night by Quincas Moreira; Observer by Chasms; Monster Parade by Loyalty Freak Music; Guardians by Art of Escapism; The Attraction Of Evil by Hainbach; The Others Are Coming by Hainbach

The crew begin their journey to the Lemon Pepper Lodge, but they can't resist goofing off for a bit. Twitter: @sailsoffrails Music Used: Lost In Prayer by Doug Maxwell; Happy Birthday Funk by E's Jammy Jams; Ether Disco by Kevin MacLeod; Gangsta Choir Descends by Doug Maxwell; Street Smart by Quincas Moreira; Epic Journey by Yung Logos; Bus Da Blockbuster by Doug Maxwell; Overturn by Riot; Stealer by Density & Time; The Long Night by Quincas Moreira; Immersive by Sergey Cheremisinov; Asset House by Six Umbrellas; The Punkrock Show by myfreemickey; Dark Alley Deals by Aaron Kenny; Barbarian by Pierlo; Movie Rhythm2 by Sunsearcher; Blue Scorpion by Kevin MacLeod; Distant Lands by Hanu Dixit

The crew begins their journey to Ravensmoon and get a little too saucy. Chris will be back in the next episode. Twitter: @sailsoffrails Music Used: Blow The Man Down by The Midshipmen Glee Club; Hope by Steve Combs; Steppin by Wake; Barbarian by Pierlo; Movie Rhythm2 by Sunsearcher; Tripolar by Jeremy Korpas; BACK TO THE WOODS by Jason Shaw; Hey Sailor by Letter Box; Pulse by George Ellinas and Dj Rkod

The crew have to wait a week for further instructions regarding Ravensmoon. They decide to spend their free time learning about weapon crafting, higher education, daddy issues, and gorillas. Twitter: @sailsoffrails Music Used: Guardians by Art Of Escapism; Green Lights by Jahzzar; Ruffling Feathers by Jesse Spillane; Beach Disco by Dougie Wood; I've Just Had an Apostrophe! by Spazz Cardigan; Siesta by Jahzzar; reCreation by airtone; Stealer by Density & Time; The Great Avenger by Silent Partner; Distant Lands by Hanu Dixit

The crew go after the hag and are aided by a strange ally. Twitter: @sailsoffrails Music Used: Sweater Funk by Density & Time; Airline by Geographer; Annihilate by Jeremy Blake; Subtle Betrayal by SYBS; Passage by Ugonna Onyekwe; Epic Journey by Yung Logos; Khreshchatyk by Dan Bodan; Barbarian by Pierlo; The Punkrock Show by myfreemickey; Gangsta Choir Descends by Doug Maxwell; The Last Ones by Jahzzar; Stuck In The Air by The Tower of Light; Fish In the Sea by Sascha Ende; Attack of the Aguaviva by Blue Wave Theory

The crew heads off to confront the figure behind the fires in Redwater. Bubbling water threatens to prematurely end their adventure. Twitter: @sailsoffrails Music Used: Leoforos Alexandras by Dan Bodan; Beset On the Run by vspiegel; The Last Ones by Jahzzar; Searching for You by White Hex; Ambient Cool by Sunsearcher; Land of a Folk Divided by Mid-Air Machine; From The Ashes by Clark C; Hollywood Traffic Jam by Doug Maxwell; Dance of the U-boat by Aakash Gandhi; Cavalry by Aakash Gandhi; Future Gladiator by Kevin MacLeod; Romantic Hero by Sir Cubworth; Mountain by JVNA; Destination Unknown by Ugonna Onyekwe; Terrible Manners by Max McFerren; Distant Lands by Hanu Dixit; The Punkrock Show by myfreemickey

Witches get stitches in our first episode in person after the summer. Twitter: @SailsOffRails Music Used: Reveal the Magic by The Kyoto Connection; Please Listen Carefully by Jahzzar; Beach Disco by Dougie Wood; An Example For by Captive Portal; Ecstasy X by Jason Shaw; Battle Royale by Au.Ra; Inescapable by Ugonna Onyekwe; Ads by Jahzzar; Terrible Manners by Max McFerren; Overturn by Riot; Soul Burned Away by Robert Abraham; Toddler Guitarist by Admiral Bob; My Peeps by Aaron Lieberman

The crew finally meet up and use all their brain cells to try solving the mystery. Eventually they give up and go beat up Maw-Maw. Twitter: @SailsOffRails Music Used: Fast Anxiety by Jeremy Korpas; Line of Flight by Revolution Void; Searching For You by White Hex; Honeybar by Rondo Brothers; Epic Journey by Yung Logos; The punkrock show by myfreemickey; Years Gone By by John Aidan; Funk It How It Is by SackJo22 (ft Alex & unreal_dm); Medusa by Kevin MacLeod; Hangin' with the Worms by Doug Maxwell; Eclosion by Salmo; A State of Despair by Mid-Air Machine; Endeavour by Jahzzar; Theme X by Steve Combs; Movie Rhythm2 by Sunsearcher; Temples by Six Umbrellas; Sax Attack by Dougie Wood; Asset House by Six Umbrellas; Heavy by Huma-Huma; Black Swan by Sergey Cheremisinov

Ethan and Vita venture off to the Saltstone Keep to investigate the disappearance of the king's daughter. Twitter: @SailsOffRails Music Used: 80's Vampire Car Chase by Sir Cubworth; Leoforos Alexandras by Dan Bodan; Street Smart by Quincas Moreira; Space Chatter by Doug Maxwell; Destination Unknown by Ugonna Onyekwe; Dome Sweet Dome by Nat Keefe with The Bow Ties; Iron Fist by DJ Williams; Empty Hearted Man by The 126ers; BACK TO THE WOODS by Jason Shaw; Asset House by Six Umbrellas; Movie Rhythm2 by Sunsearcher; Infiltrators by Nathaniel Wyvern

Tauro and Jack head off to investigate the dangerous borough of Blackridge guided by a mysterious ally. We're joined this week by special guest G. S. Denning. Twitter: @sailsoffrails Music Used: Barbarian by Pierlo; Brooke's Dream by Dan Lebowitz; Red Eye by E's Jammy Jams; Medusa by Kevin MacLeod; Primavera en la Guerra del Sonido by Silva de Alegria; Knowlesville by Tintamare; Like Lee by The Mini Vandals; My Peeps by Aaron Lieberman; Honeybar by Rondo Brothers; King's Men by Biz Baz Studio; Calm The Fuck Down by Broke For Free; Rustled Feathers by Silent Partner; High School Hero by Silent Partner

This episode the gang gets wet and wild with a blue lady and a fishy man. Afterwards, Jori barely avoids wetting the bed, and Jack hangs out with a god. Twitter: @SailsOffRails Music Used: Barbarian by Pierlo; Inescapable by Ugonna Onyekwe; Future Gladiator by Kevin MacLeod; In a Heartbeat by Kevin MacLeod; Chtulthu by Quincas Moreira; Before the Apocalypse by Robert Abraham; Movie Rhythm2 by Sunsearcher; You Can Use by Captive Portal; Traveller by Six Umbrellas; Heavy by Huma-Huma; Fast Anxiety by Jeremy Korpas; Running Scared by Jeremy Korpas; A Great Darkness Approaches, Can You Feel It? by ELPHNT; Game On by Jeremy Korpas; Future Gladiator by Kevin MacLeod; Viking by Aakash Gandhi; El Camino del Alce by Silva de Alegria; The Pirate And The Dancer by Rolemusic; Horror House by Aaron Kenny; She Died Up There You Know by Dan Bodan; Fairy Meeting by Emily A. Sprague; Down by Joey Pecoraro; Prelude No. 15 by Chris Zabriskie; Lost Frontier by Kevin MacLeod; Vacation Casual by Sir Cubworth; Gently, Onwards by ELPHNT; Lost In Prayer by Doug Maxwell

It's 5 AM and I have to write a description, cool. Jack, Jori, and Tauro enter the palace to deliver the metal bug. Meanwhile, Ethan goes off on a neat side adventure to rescue a friend and make more along the way. Twitter: @SailsOffRails Music Used: Sneaky Business by Biz Baz Studio; Anxious by Sextile; Psychic Magic by Unicorn Heads; Rhapsody in Lieu of Etude by Cullah; Pooka by Kevin MacLeod; The Curious Kitten by Aaron Kenny; Before the Apocalypse by Robert Abraham; Temples by Six Umbrellas; Future Gladiator by Kevin MacLeod; GIGA METAL by Loyalty Freak Music; Asset House by Six Umbrellas; Your Voice Is American by Letter Box; They Can Feel You by Hainbach; Worse by The Tower of Light; Tuba Waddle by Audionautix; Inescapable by Ugonna Onyekwe; The New Order by Aaron Kenny; A Tale of Vengeance by Aakash Gandhi; Viking by Aakash Gandhi

The crew continue their investigation into the fires but run into a few hurdles on the way. Each step forward only leads to more questions. Also Jack gets a brain freeze. Twitter: @SailsOffRails Music Used: 80's Vampire Car Chase by Sir Cubworth; Dhaka by Kevin MacLeod; Imagine A New Darker You by The Tower of Light; Gaia in Fog by Dan Bodan; Dusty Fingers by DJ Williams; Lost Frontier by Kevin MacLeod

The crew travel around the City of Redwater, annoy a king, and be wingmen for a turtle. What were we here for again? Music Used: 80's Vampire Car Chase by Sir Cubworth; Aurora Currents by Asher Fulero; Intended Force by Kevin MacLeod; RESPECOGNIZE by Diamond Ortiz; Iron Fist by DJ Williams; Mob Battle by Silent Partner; Heart of the Beast by Kevin MacLeod; Hollywood Traffic Jam by Doug Maxwell/Media Right Productions; Rustled Feathers by Silent Partner; Future Gladiator by Kevin MacLeod; Line of Flight by Revolution Void; The Big House by Jason Shaw; Shake It by Jahzzar; When the Dead Wake Up by Robert Abraham; Impala Returns by Hanu Dixit; Demise by Ethan Meixsell Twitter: @SailsOffRails For questions and concerns email us at: sailsofftherails@gmail.com

The crew set out to the planet Karpri for their first mission from Taha. Along the way, they run into some backwater pirates and their mom. Music Used: Funky Disco by Biz Baz Studio; Jalandhar by Kevin MacLeod; Dancing Star by Aakash Gandhi; Heart of the Beast by Kevin MacLeod; Aurora Currents by Asher Fulero; Reuben's Train by Nat Keefe with The Bow Ties; Wicked Things by Quincas Moreira; Roots of Legend by Density & Time; Y Files by Geographer; Blue Scorpion - Electronic Hard by Kevin MacLeod; Future Gladiator by Kevin MacLeod; Rustled Feathers by Silent Partner Twitter: @SailsOffRails For questions and concerns email us at: sailsofftherails@gmail.com

Jack tries out alchemy with a 0 INT modifier. Ethan does math homework. Jori gets a cookbook. Toro tries to figure out what is going on. We'll be back next week with a new arc! Music Used: Funky Disco by Biz Baz Studio; Reuben's Train by Nat Keefe with The Bow Ties; Road to Moscow by Jingle Punks; Action by Steve Combs; Rustled Feathers by Silent Partner; Sanctuary of the Sky Gods by Nathaniel Wyvern Twitter: @SailsOffRails For questions and concerns email us at: sailsofftherails@gmail.com

The crew meet Taha and struggle to solve a simple puzzle. The Sunrise Stockpile and its mysterious owner also make an appearance. Music Used: 80s Vampire Car Chase by Sir Cubworth; Lola by United States Marine Band; Barge by Gunnar Olsen; Calm the Fuck Down by Broke For Free; A State of Despair by Mid-Air Machine; Boi by Leviathe; Wicked Things by Quincas Moreira; All Your Faustian Bargains by Steve Combs; Funky Disco by Biz Baz Studio; Jalandhar by Kevin MacLeod Twitter: @SailsOffRails For questions and concerns email us at: sailsofftherails@gmail.com

The gang fight a curvy giant for a bit. They also attack a burning ship captained by a childhood nightmare. Will the slug babies make it? Music Used: 80s Vampire Car Chase by Sir Cubworth; Let's Apocalypse Later by Mid-Air Machine; Punk In Donuts by Hanu Dixit; Terrible Manners by Max McFerren; Restless Natives by Doug Maxwell; Y Files by Geographer; Blue Scorpion by Kevin MacLeod; Crimson by Sextile; Hollywood Traffic Jam by Doug Maxwell; Barge by Gunnar Olsen; March On by Ethan Meixsell; Your Voice Is American by Letter Box; Sky Skating by Geographer; Voyage III - The Space Between Us by The Kyoto Connection; Synergy by Geographer Twitter: @SailsOffRails For questions and concerns email us at: sailsofftherails@gmail.com

The boys find themselves in a very foreign land unsure how to get home. They make some friends and try their best to make enemies. Needing a "sponsorship," they head out to brave the dangers of space. Music Used: 80s Vampire Car Chase by Sir Cubworth; Brand New World by Kai Engel; Endeavour by Jahzzar; Streets of Sant'Ivo by Mid-Air Machine; If I Had a Chicken by Kevin MacLeod; You So Zany by Audionautix; Shake It by Jahzzar; Candy by Jahzzar Twitter: @SailsOffRails For questions and concerns email us at: sailsofftherails@gmail.com

The boys have completed their search for the three keys, but a series of disasters occur. Jacques gets stuck under a bookcase. Toro gets oiled up. Jori has a heart attack in a chair. Ethan falls and can't get up. Also, Derter does some wacky hijinks. Music Used: 80s Vampire Car Chase by Sir Cubworth; Tension is Rising by The Insider; Let's Sell Some Cars by Steve Combs; Paintball Theme by Bird Creek; Left on Deimos by Tri-Tachyon; Sex and Death and God by Steve Combs; Nothing by Kai Engel; Calm the Fuck Down by Broke For Free; What a Time to Want to Die by Steve Combs; Knowing Nothing by Mid-Air Machine; Someone Else's Memories by Revolution Void; The SpellBreaker by Tri-Tachyon; Exotica by Juanitos; Let's Apocalypse Later by Ask Again Twitter: @SailsOffRails For questions and concerns email us at: sailsofftherails@gmail.com

Our heroes search for the three keys that will allow them to access the mysterious "tank" joined by their new friend Trevor. However, this proves more difficult than expected since Trevor is a useless ally.   Music Used: 80s Vampire Car Chase by Sir Cubworth; A Surprising Power by Mid-Air Machine; Thiasyn by Yan Terrien; Tension Is Rising by The Insider; Sahara Rains by Hanu Dixit; In a Heartbeat by Kevin MacLeod; Eclosion by Salmo; Backyard Adventure by Hans Hylkema; Action Epic by Komiku; Whiskey by Huma-Huma   Twitter: @SailsOffRails Email: sailsofftherails@gmail.com

Our heroes begin their journey in the island town of Pike Pass. After a quick stop at a diner, they set out onto the high seas with hopes of redeeming a valuable bounty. However, only danger waits. Twitter: @SailsOffRails For questions and concerns contact us at sailsofftherails@gmail.com Music Used: Banish by Slainte Maid Behind the Bar by Slainte The Big Guns by Silent Partner In a Heartbeat by Kevin MacLeod Baltic Levity by Kevin MacLeod Fastest Man on Earth by Jahzzar Sails Off the Rails by John Aidan and Mason