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Send us a textWelp, there was an error and the tail end of the episode ended up not being published.  So if you feel like you're missing something, listen to this to feel some CLOSURE!ok, bye nowWe have so many beanie babies for sale.  mountains of themslappinbirdpod.com/beaniebabies4saleMOUNTAINSALE!!

Send us a textOh hi, didn't see you there.  Please welcome us back by giving this episode a listen.  What is it about? Well that's usually what a description is for, isn't it?  Its really all about Yoohoo Greasy Chocolate Beverage.  We interrogated Benjamin Netanyoohoo for the recipe and after very little persuasion, he spilled the beans...or should we say, the milk?!  We also discuss the absence of Alex, which involves the discussion of three widely debunked conspiracy theories; all of them involve the production of Plum Puddin'.  This is also an ancient aliens theory podcast now because by golly we cannot for the life of us figure out how them dang people managed to build those walls with NO GROUT LINES!And is manatee meat delicious, or not?All that and more on this installment of Slappy Babe Pob.  Kisses, The Snappy Birg Pop Group Unlimited!

Send us a textHey guys, so this episode was recorded on my fucking LAPTOP MICROPHONE in error but it was fun making it so we're leaving it here. Slappin' Bird is back this week featuring your pals and friends, Greg, Rene, Nico and Uncle Benjamin Netanyoohoo.  The Handjob Witch claims she invented the cock ring, stericycle ceo mark gibbons stops by and you won't believe what happens to him! Check it out!Love and kissesSBP

What...the...fuck....Welcome back to Slappin Bird Pod.Excuses are reasons right?Well, we have a few...Listen to the fully reloaded content in this months episode of Slappin Bird Pod, where we explain where we've been, where're we'reere're going'', and whwerre'er we want to be...Love and Peace SBP 

Happy Holidays and welcome back to Slappin Bird.  This week, Antoine Balducci is accused of killing off Santa's reindeer, and faces the consequences.  Follow us on IG: @SlappinBirdPod

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The second single from the upcoming untitled Booty Ass LP has just been released and there are rumors that Dr. Dre AND Rick Rubin Ross will be executive producing the ENTIRE THIGNG! Wow, so glad we've decided to bankroll Booty Ass - clearly he is a musical genius.  Also, host your podcast on Buzzsprout by clicky clicking - Podcast affiliate link:https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=156781

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We are back with a VENGEANCE!! 

Thanks for joining us again.In the latest installment of the worlds last funny podcast, we discuss how we ended up booking time at the 4 Seasons (landscaping and crematorium) and interview Trent Reznor of Nine Inch Nails! Follow us on Instagram! @SlappinBirdPod

Hello : Rene, Nico, Ben and Greg gather for another installment of SBP. We chat live with a doctor about the negative health effects of "leaking cheese" and the things your doctor can do if you're experiencing these symptoms. As always, this podcast is better than Yeah But Still, and Joe Ragaon Experiecne. Follow us on Instagram:@SlappinBirdPod

This episode is dedicated to memory of Damien Grubb. This slow-burner episode features the full cast of SBP - Nico, Alex, Greg, Rene and Uncle Benjamin Netanyoohoo. We introduce the show again four to five times, each one unsuccessfully, and finally get interrupted by a longtime friend of the pod. Listen to find out who it is.Follow us on Instagram:@SlappinBirdPod@Wicked_Righteous@ProvoloneSoldier@thehuman.will@three.balled.raven

Welcome back to SBP - the most scientific podcast on the internet. This week we tackle the topic of extraterrestrial life. Did alien's create us?Are they watching us have sex?This week on SBpod, you don't want to miss the answers to these questions. Follow us on Instagram@SlappinBirdPod

We're joined by Alex Iovino (@elnatural_al) to discuss how Alex (former host of SBP) died when he was hit by Kobe Bryant's helicopter while holding a basket of prairie dog babies, the multiplicity of John Denver (there are many John Denvers), and how Ricky Gervais earned the nickname "Slick Ricky" Gervais in college. And remember the band “76 Trombones Leading the Big Parade”? And “110 Cornettes Leading Behind”? They make an appearance with our newest musical act, Booty Ass. Thanks for listening!@SlappinBirdPod

We're in the midst of the ape's Stone Age evolution. And global warming..what happens next?It's Slappin' Bird by the numbers. Enjoy!@SlappinBirdPodCheck out my other podcast:@WireNutsPodcast

In this episode Greg and Nico are without guests, without Ben and Alex, left to their own devices...what happens now?Instagram:@slappinbirdpod

After a lengthy absence, Slappin' Bird returns for a fully reloaded episode with Rene. Instagram: @SlappinBirdPod

Welcome back to Slappin' Bird Pod. The only comedy podcast left on the planet. We return with a familiar cast of voices: Ben, Nico and Greg, to discuss the joys of hoodie weather, non-con, and Backshot Season. We hope you enjoy this installment of our podcast. If you want to connect with us, visit us on Instagram @SlappinBirdPodor Email Us:SlappinBirdPod@gmail.com

The gang reunites to speak on the issues that affect out world today..

Greg and Alex instruct a session on deep meditation and talk about missing Jeffrey Epstein.

The Handjob Witch sings her own Bohemian Rhapsody...the Bohemian Fapsody.Why does this exist?@SlappinBirdPod on InstagramDM us for a free Beanie Baby.

We welcome Jesse to the podcast, a local vagrant and war criminal, and we discuss the lengths we went to get him on the podcast. We migrate into conversations about necrophilia, bukkake, the Handjob Witch sells her milking table, among other terrible and horrendous things. Enjoy!Follow us on Instagram!@SlappinBirdPod

Jeffrey Epstein reportedly dies by suicide by hanging. A mysterious suicide "tape". Ice Cream Jones. The Handjob Witch. Stericycle? How are they all connected? In this episode we take you on a rollercoaster of drama and action as we begin to unravel the story of how Jeffrey Epstein killed himself, and why. We are joined by Damien as we uncover disturbing details about the relationship between Epstein, the Handjob Witch, and hog meat. Follow us on Instagram:@SlappinBirdPodDM us for free SBPR podcast stickers and magnets!Thanks for listening!

Without a guest and without Alex again, we are left to our own devices. We imagine what its like at Graceland; if Elvis was "alive", and much more. Step into the weird world of Slappin' Bird. Enjoy. Leave a comment. Get some stickers and magnets. Follow us on Instagram@SlappinBirdPod

This week we're joined by Turtle, a vagrant from Warwick who spends his time on Twitter making fake accounts just to harass and stalk Lebron James. We're also joined by Ben, a longtime substitute for Alex, who is dead. We break tradition and check in on everyone's mental health (very important) and namedrop everyone who spent time on Epstein's Island, a billionaire's trading colony for the trafficking of children among powerful oligarchs. Send us a DM with your feedback on the episode!Follow us on Instagram!@SlappinBirdPodEnjoy!

In this episode we are joined by Brian, one of three people in the world to have his body totally encapsulated by the same skin that comprises your dick head (or glans). He is joined by his surgeon, Jean-Claud Long, who explains how the entire mix-up happened, and then our halftime musician performs a new song for us, "Pizza Bun"! We are so excited to hear their material, you may have heard of them, the Barenaked Ladies? After that, we reminisce on some Rhode Island-specific things, and round it off with a good ole shout out to our friend G Johnce. Love you G Johnce. Also, fuck you G Johnce! Visit Gjohnce.comFollow us on Instagram:@SlappinBirdPod

In this episode we welcome back Rene Reyes, a longtime associate, who offers some wisdom on milking tables, UFOs, Joe Rogaine, and who to vote for on 2020 and we embark on a strange journey with the Handjob Witch. Enjoy. As always, this Podcast is Way Better than "Yeah But Still", "The Joe Rogans Experience", among others. Please do not confuse the quality of Slappin' Bird with the pitiful content offered by our competitors. Follow us on Instagram:@slappinbirdpod;Follow Rene:@thehuman_will.

The Slappers return with Benjamin Netanyoohoo, recently released from prison, to interrogate him on his motives for the dreaded incident of moist chamber invasion and proceed to a casual evening of discussing mons enlargement, strange anus (and what that means for the future), and we admonish Stericycle of all wrongdoing as per our contractual obligation. Intro song: “Jesus is the One” by Zack Fox and Kenny Beats Outro song: “KRIT HERE” by Big KRIT

We miss you Scatman! Love you. Follow us on Instagram@SlappinBirdPod

Ben and Nate commandeer the podcast after drugging Greg and Nico and hiding them in the Vatican root cellar. Ben becomes an official member of Stericycle's Soul Squadron, forming a small cadre of acolytes that worship the occult and form a suicide pact. Ice Cream Jones launches an assault on ice cream made from cow's milk, and things round out after a moving rendition of "Don't Stop Believing." Follow Nate on Instagram:@junkdrunk401Follow us on Instagram:@SlappinBirdPod

Welcome back to Slappin' Bird Podcast. Our first guest after a much-needed hiatus is a man who lost feeling in his penis and then got it back. We have Rob Pierce with us, a stand-up comic who performs at the Comedy Connection frequently, sit down with us and razzle your frazzle for a show bedazzled with creampies, werewolves, and vocal male orgasms! Follow Rob Pierce:@robpiercestand_up on InstagramRob Pierce on YouTube:https://bit.ly/2Ls1ynsFollow us on Instagram@SlappinBirdPod

This week we're joined by a Mysterious Presence Called Denim Dan, who refers to himself only in the third-person, and is obsessed with denim, denim care, and denim culture. We discuss Denim Dan's Denim Compound, a secret place where Dan launders denim; Dan learns the meaning of Edging, and why its so popular. Audacity fucked up our audio file this week so it got shot full of holes so some bits got cut out unintentionally. As a bonus I stuck on a couple new tracks by the Notorious Big Eye Gene to satiate any anger. Follow us on Instagram:@SlappinBirdPod

This week we appeared as esteemed guests on the Downcity Podcast, a group of wannabe comics who were deeply disturbed by our presence. The Downcity Podcast likes to cover current events and other offhand topics, while we like to discuss how the taste of Bear Cheese or Bris Bliss Ice Cream tastes. We attempted to make a hard-line stance on Bear Milk as the next big food trend in the US and recruit their children to work on our ice cream farm as chattel slaves. Nico finds some moments of lucidity to share his contrarian worldview with an unsympathetic audience. I spent most of the time in a hallucinogenic delirium. I think these people honestly thought we were from another dimension. Follow us:@slappinbirdpodFollow Downcity:https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/the-downcity-podcast

This week we're joined by the Downcity Podcast (Alex Iovino and Ryan Chase) to discuss why Donald Trump is the MOST accomplished president to receive a happy ending, why bears are the greatest threat to humanity, and why "the world needs a famine" (according to Alex). As usual each guest was paired up with one of our Equine Associates as well as indentured into Ice Cream Jones' Ice Cream Army/Ice Cream Factory. This week Benjamin Netanyoohoo steps in for Alex (the other host who was hit by lightning again while doing balance beam routines in the rain.)Listen to the Downcity Podcast:https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/the-downcity-podcasthttps://open.spotify.com/show/4o94LHF0KNK4vvR4O6Izf6https://anchor.fm/the-downcity-podcasthttps://soundcloud.com/user-504691681/0001-the-downcity-podcast-first-episode-weed-dogs-and-comedy-open-micFollow Alex and Ryan on Instagram:@elnatur_al@chasek9svcFollow Slappin' Bird on Instagram:@slappinbirdpod

Alex Wallace joins us for some animal talk to disclose the secret behind the lives of animals that are born from eggs and have no nipples. Follow Alex on Instagram:@ajax_the_monstaFollow us:@slappinbirdpod

Wow! What a moving aria!

In one of our most theatrical episodes to date, we recap the past few episodes in an epic montage of real audio from an upcoming motion picture produced by Paramount recounting the story of Nico having his scrotum ripped off by one of our equine associates; we introduce our guest Mike Muniz, who hails from Connecticut and happens to be a fan of the podcast but also a very good friend of ours from long ago. Geppetto, owner of Perfect Pets, comes on to talk about his wonderful pet store for disabled pets in Brookline, Mass., among other bullshit and antics. What can you handle? Follow Mike: @callmespookeh on InstagramFollow the podcast: @slappinbirdpod on InstagramThanks for listening!

Old Bay!Put it on your Body!Follow us on Instagram: @slappinbirdpod

Nate returns to settle the score, drink more NyQuil, and tell us the story of how he spent 10 days in prison for refusing to blow a cop. We're also joined by Benjamin Netanyahoo, our frequent contributor. Follow Nate: @junkdrunk401 on InstagramFollow Ben: @intragnizant

This week we lost Nico to the brutal grip-strength of one of the equine associates, much to the chagrin of our beloved guest, Rene (@thehuman.will on Instagram), who is given the grim task of rifling through Nico's plasma-soaked belongings to find a note revealing his whereabouts. Luckily, Nico will be back after some reconstructive surgery in Brazil. We took some time to discuss current events, Rene goes off about his failing bachelorhood, and we conclude Alex is a Simp because he doesn't know who 21 Savage is. We also received exclusive audio clips of Devo's final FINAL show where they performed a very special rendition of their hit "Whip It" for a sold-out crowd at Sketchers Stadium in Clarinet, Indiana. Follow Slappin Bird Podcast on Instagram@slappinbirdpodListen on Soundcloud.com/SlappinBirdPodSpotify, Stitcher, Google, and iTunes.

You'll only hear it on Slappin Bird. Eric Clapton performs his last set EVER and we are the only ones with the audio.

This week we had our highest-paid guest to date come on to tell us about his activities. Nate is an artist, electrician, father, and bestiality enthusiast who resides in Cranston, Rhode Island. A life-long RI native, Nate sheds some lights on some of his favorite things about Providence, the divine city, why the West End is the real Providence, talks about things he doesn't like about Rhode Island, and experimental techniques for getting off solo on ecstasy with just a warm facecloth and Vick's Vapo Rub. Nate also fell deeply in love with not one, but two of our Equine Associates. We should expect offspring from them soon. Nial makes a minor guest appearance but we had to silence him because he kept trying to share our social security numbers over the air. Find us on Instagram: @slappinbirdpodSoundcloud.com/SlappinBirdPodSpotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3fMpg904GTLVDNrEkwuKb2

This week we're joined by fellow comics and podcasters from The Pregame Podcast, to partake in some good old local camaraderie of drinking, fighting, and swearing at each other loudly from across the room. We touch lightheartedly on a myriad of topics such as the pwesident serving hamburters, The Government Shutdown, the threat level of Baby Nation, the Spectrum of Fuck-Boyness (and where we all fall along that spectrum), and much more. The Pregame Podcast consists of Wole Akinbi (@wodoesstandup), Breanna (@bbritto), and their Acolyte, Alex Iovino (@elnatur_al) who co-hosts a podcast called The Downcity Podcast on Stitcher. You can listen to The Pregame Podcast on Soundcloud:https://soundcloud.com/thepregamepodcastYou can listen to The Downcity Podcast on Stitcher:https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/the-downcity-podcastYou can listen to Slappin' Bird on Soundcloud:https://www.soundcloud.com/slappinbirdpodAs always, follow us on Instagram @slappinbirdpod and Facebook.

In Episode 15, our news team addresses the global threat of Baby Nation, an extremely dangerous army of babies bent of taking control of world power. However, the only one who seems to be in tune to this development is Enrique Iglesias, who has called to arms all of the "Awoken" to fight the Baby Nation and defeat Bruce, their leader. We unpack the newscast and the entire issue in our podcast, all those curious about the future of humanity should take heed.

This week in our return we discuss some hot topics like the return of disgraced stand-up comedian Louis CK, and explore other topics that are unrelated like experimental wiping techniques, the role of Stericycle in bear attacks, and how to increase survivability to 100% for the winter months. We also play some clips of our favorite moments in our first thirteen episodes, hoping that our corporate masters will allow us enough time on the Green Mile this week to come up with enough material for next week's episode.

In a somber episode, we discuss the death of a our planned guest, Jim Strongbach, and the incarceration of our backup guest Scott. We discuss the early days of the internet, and Alex introduces his "surprise" policy of BDO - Big Dicks Only. We discuss whether Ariana Grande is a mythical succubus who seduces men towards death. And finally, we Big Up Sean and Ice Cream Jones' business partnership selling watches, slacks, and high end ice creams to the rich and famous.

This week we're joined by our friend S**n. He shares some stories of drug abuse, expertise in baking, and attempts to remain anonymous while admitting to dicking down our moms behind a deli counter the offers award-winning meats. Alex peddles a theory that baby's foreskins are being harvested by the rich to be used in luxuriously creamy face lotions, and loses his mind over it. Nico markets a new product called Health Nuts, a new supplement that relies upon healthy young men with diets of exotic fruits only, and their "nuts".

Greg, Nico, and Alex fly troholo sans guest this week due to unforeseen scheduling problems and lack of funds. Fortunately they came with an arsenal of bits for your listening pleasure, from a brand new podcast sponsor, to a new ad by the Old Fashioned Irish Building Company, a new company building homes way out of code and way too small for modern needs. It's a new way for us to reduce our impact on the earth. Also, Lord of the Rings gay porn fan fiction is created.