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If 2020 taught us anything, its that you got be ready for anything!  That's why your good friends took it upon themselves to provide you with a Top list of the best way to protect your home with medieval weaponry.  After all, your home is your castle.  And if you won't defend it from a bear, a half-orc, or an old lady, then who will?

We back!  and guess what?  We have our first guest! Your good friend Lydia from Crafts & Chats joins your TippyTop team to outline some of the greatest Unsung Heroes of all time! She also helps Amman and Simon understand some of the more intimate mysteries of femininity.  You don't want to miss it!

The whole family is together for this very special episode! Listen as we share some unpopular opinions that we have, all while we hyper-focus on painting shoes! Do y'all like doughnuts? Do you like crop dusting people? Do you like knowing behind the scene movie trivia? Whether or not you do or don't, you should listen to this episode!

ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLE? Cause we are! We took 32 of the most powerful Disney characters and pitted them against each other, and only one reigned supreme! Listen as we debate strength and prowess!

Please pull up to the next window to listen to this episode! Reach deep into the paper bag with us, next to the bag fries that fell out of the container, as we tell you all about the best fast food items to eat at 2AM. Your body might not enjoy these foods, but your mental health will appreciate them! So ask for extra napkins, make sure your order is correct before pulling away, and listening to this episode!

Alright y'all, Texas has been hit with weather from the Arctic and then everything else happened. We dug into the archives and found this episode that we thought was previously lost, an episode that was recorded in late 2019...it is now early 2021. Anyway, enjoy your friends talking about the best duos, arguing about cats and dogs and deciding between peanut butter and jelly or peanut butter and chocolate!

Zoinks! Looks like we have company! That company is in the form of horrible catchphrases and the worst ad campaigns. Don your favorite $25 sweater and cozy up for this one!

What do you wish for? Is it an almost 2-hour long episode where we talk all about WW84 and how it made us feel? Well then, you're in for a treat, cause the dream stone granted that wish for you! Did we like the movie? Did we hate it? Listen for about 5 seconds and you decide....

WEEEEEEWOOOOOO WEEEEEEEWOOOOOOOO!!!!! We hope this episode gets out to you! The roof of this bunker we are hiding in is pretty thick! Anyway, are you guys ready to hear all the things that are going to happen this year? Cause we have that for you! We also have just a bunch of ramblings and drivel for you to also enjoy. Send us salted meats, please!

Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong! Do you hear those Christmas bells? They sound magical! Almost as magical as guessing which toys were popular at Christmas time, which is exactly the game that Simon put together for Amman and Dana! So get comfy cozy around the fireplace and listen to them struggle to think of toys!

We have come home to roost, everyone! Tippy Top ranks the best birds and a possible replacement for turkeys? Maybe even a brand new Thanksgiving game we can all play!

It's the day after Thanksgiving, so we took some leftovers from the previous episode to package into old Tupperware containers and send them off to you all! Please enjoy the Black Friday deal on this!

Happy Thanksgiving! Join us as we talk about the best video games from the last generation of consoles and absolutely ignore the fact that it is Thanksgiving!

A genie has given us $100 Million and only 24 hours to spend it! There are so many possibilities ahead of us in this episode, and I bet you can't guess a single one. Buckle up for this wild ride of frivolous spending!

Hey, y'all! We're back and boy do we have some stories to tell about the mirror dimension! Thankfully we are back in the real world for a normal 2020!

This episode has literally everything! Jar Jar Binks, North Korea, Speed on VHS - you name it! Follow you Good Friends down the bunny hole as we discover the weirdest things to be remembered for.

Have you ever wished a big handsome hero would just fly down out of the sky, scoop you up in their big powerful arms and whoosh you away from all your problems? Well, it turns out your better off on your own because honestly you'd probably end up with someone like The Red Bee and what is he really even gonna do for you anyway? He sucks. And there’s plenty more where that jerk came from! Get ready for our TippyTop list of the Worst Superheroes ever!

Nobody asked for it but thats never stopped up before! Welcome friends to the great 2020 Snack Off! This week, we are ranking the greatest snack cakes on the market and guess what? We need your help! Get in here already!

You know what AFGF really loves? Bad movies. You know what AFGF loves even more than bad movies? Bad movies that are really good! Today we are doing our first Tippy Top ranking of the best Cult Classic B movies. Oh, and spoilers. Soooo many spoilers for all the movies.

Welcome to the first ever Tippy Top Plus! These special, rare, unicorn-esque episodes come around when something so powerful, so extraordinary comes around that we simply must dedicate a whole show to discussing it. This week, its the Star Wars: Rise of the Skywalker. Obviously we are going to spoil the bejeebus out of it, so here is your fair warning.

Today we dive deep into the dark web and return with the greatest parts of the internet. And by dark web I mean reddit because I don't really know what the dark web is. It's basically just us talking about memes for a while and laughing about all the cool swords Simon had as a kid.

Your good friends are back at it again with the hottest TippyTop tips about whats going down in 2020! Will a dog be elected? Will we become a purge state? Will fushigi become illegal? We predict and answer none of these questions and more in our TippyTop list of 2020 predictions!

We made it! it's officially 2020. So let's take a look back at some of the things that made 2019 so special.

Come all ye faithful to hear all the joyous holiday ramblings of your Few Good Friends! We are celebrating the holidays with a Tippy Top list of our favorite holiday traditions to love and hate and be generally confused by! Enjoy!

Come fly with me - Let's fly, let's fly away! lol just kidding, you're stuck here. But that doesn't mean we can't dream about all the places we'd rather be, right? Join your Good Friends as we talk about all the greatest fantasy worlds!

Full disclosure - we recorded this episode in October so of course we go off on a rant about ghosts in the middle of us ranking fan theories. Where is Kermit really from? Did Charlie Bucket go mad with power? Does a music video pay homage to a past president? (Yea, this one is a little crazy...)

It's our Holiday Lighting Special: Thanksgiving Edition 2019! That means, everyone brought topics that the others don't know about in regards to the most thankful time of the year. Come see what's in our Thanksgiving box!

You know what's better than a good ending? Talking about bad endings! Thanks why this week AFGF is bringing you our Tippy Top list of the Worst Endings ever.

You ready to get eeevil? This week, your good friends take a dive into the world of villains and emerge with a list of the Tippy Top worst villains ever!

Step into the ring and go a few rounds around the table to find our Tippy Top list of the animals we wouldn't want to fight.

It's time again to do the thing! It's our Tippy Top favorite things from the month of August!

Gotta be honest...this Tippy Topic is loose at best!

AFGF is here to avoid our own problems and take a look at the greatest failures of all time!

No one asked for it...but we doing it anyway! Join us this week as we look at our Top Favorites of the Month.

Take a journey with us as we enter the void. But don't worry, we know the way out. I'll just go ahead and say sorry in advance for this one.

Get abducted, nerd! This week we are doing a deep dive on the Tippy Top alien movies of all time!

Strap in, because it's about to get wild...and smelly. It's AFGF bringing you our definitive list of the worst smells on this planet and beyond!