Two Guys One Mic

S3E1: “Fake Names, Crossbows & Too Much Mail”

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2020 53:04

We’re kicking off Season 3 the one way we know how: a month into the new year with the strangest news stories you’ve missed in our absence! This time around […]

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S2E16: “Don’t F##K With Willie Murphy”

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2019 59:58

Happy Post Thanksgiving! We’re back with more stories to share and news you missed while you were exiled to the kids table during the holidays! This time around a man […]

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S2E15: “Brawling Judges, Eating Challenges & Toe Whiskey”

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2019 73:45

We’re into the holiday season and what could be better than kicking back with your favorite internet duo! This episode we discuss a strange UK traffic detour, a vacation paradise […]

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S2E14: “Aggressive Flatulence, Bear Fights & Camel Nuts”

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2019 60:43

This time around we discuss the epic purchase of a unique piece of artwork, what happens when you don’t control your gas, an unusual burglary and what happens when a […]

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S2E13: “Irradiated Snakes, Vegan Neighbors & Werewolf Babies”

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2019 55:58

This time around we update listeners on the elusive Bigfoot, a strange find in a stolen vehicle, why jogging in a cemetery is never a good idea, a mouse’s untimely […]

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S2E12: “Dank Gulls, Flaming Hornets & Evil Sex Robots”

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2019 51:34

Welcome back to another jam-packed episode with news you missed living your presumably normal adult life. This time around we discuss the dangers of dog walks in Australia, a seagull […]

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S2E11: “Low Key Stabs, Mystery Mimes & Waking Up at Your Own Funeral”

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2019 60:25

As per usual, the title of our episode speaks for itself! Filled with ridiculous stories while you were living your best life, we recap the craziness of the world the […]

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S2E10: “Glittery Horse Lube, Smashed Judges & Jumped Bridges”

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2019 55:32

Episode 10 is jam-packed with ridiculous news from around the world, brought to you only way two friends with poor moral standards can! Death-(not)defying heights, bizarre robberies and what the […]

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S2E9: “Public Poops, Grease Thieves and Phantom Potatoes”

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2019 55:36

We’re back yet again with news you missed while you were pretending to be a functioning member of society. This time around we we discuss poor gun control, video game […]

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S2E8: “Police raids, Naked Russians & Sword-wielding Skateboarders”

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2019 53:14

Another week brings another episode filled with bizarre stories from around the world! Remember you can follow us on Facebook and Twitter for more in your face ridiculousness! Until next […]

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S2E7: “Naked mannequins make for passive-aggressive neighbors.”

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2019 60:43

Welcome back to another episode jam-pack with news you missed while living your mundane life. This time around we talk about a crematorium that goes up in flames, a burglar […]

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S2E6: “Measles, Sauce Packets & RPGs”

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2019 63:33

This time around we bring you news stories stupid enough to lower your IQ but encouraging enough to make you feel better about your life. Ill-fated speed bumps, how a […]

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S2E5: “Sex robots are riskier than you think.”

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2019 54:27

This time around we meander the news landscape where porn projected onto a garage and a Cheez-Its hostage standoff aren’t the strangest stories we cover. We also bring you more […]

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S2E4: “Food as weaponry is super effective!”

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2019 71:21

This time around we talk about the few times delicious treats have been used for good and evil in the news, the potential for meth-addled bears to be roaming the […]

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S2E3: “Wally the emotional support alligator is a pretty chill dude.”

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2019 64:17

Ever wonder what its like to find a hand grenade while fishing or the likeliness of meeting a compassionate carjacker? We have all of this and more in store for […]

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S2E2: “Frozen Eagles, Carjack Tacos & Cocaine Cremations”

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2019 72:21

We’re off to the races with another barrage of intense and utterly insane news to keep your mind off your shitty job and nonexistent love life! This time around we […]

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S2E1: “Back to Basics”

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2019 68:15

It’s been the better part of a year but we’re back! As is our specialty, we have a fuck load of stories to show you that your existence doesn’t suck […]

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Episode 60: “Suicidal Squirrels, Escaped Kangaroos & Overstayed Guests”

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2017 39:00

After doing some adulting, your favorite internet duo is back! We’ve been on quite the hiatus but we’re here and balls deep in the news stories and world happenings that […]

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Episode 59: “Bearded Women, Alligators & The Great Chicken Heist”

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2016 42:49

Welcome back to yet another action-packed episode that is only sightly more exhilarating than getting soap in your peehole while showering! This time around we discuss why it’s a bad […]

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Episode 58: “Ghost Towns, Home Intruders & Pizza University”

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2015 50:45

Welcome back to yet another fun-filled episode guaranteed to make your kids forget about the miracle of Christmas! For our last episode of 2015, we discuss a literal ghost town […]

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Episode 57: “Court Summons, Wedding Crasher & Faking Disabilities”

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2015 51:28

Welcome back to another episode where two fat guys trash talk the things you love and make you realize you also hate those things, which also makes you a bad […]

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Episode 56: “Booby Traps, Sniffing Feet & Daycare Fight Clubs”

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2015 43:40

Welcome back to yet another episode, sure to titillate the senses and help you drop a few IQ points in the process! This time around we learn of some people […]

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Episode 55: “Obese Biking, Breaking and Entering & Slow Speed Chases”

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2015 36:54

What it is people?!?! We’re back with another moral-crushing episode of the Two Guys, One Mic podcast! This episode includes stories of motivation, failure, success, and a deep discussion on […]

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Episode 54: “Balloon Chairs, Raccoon Vigils & The Wheelchair Bank Robber”

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2015 46:30

Welcome back to another episode filled with news that if you read it out loud to any of your friends, they’d probably make fun of you and call you names! […]

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Episode 53: “Eating Turds, Missing Legs & Deadly Atomic Wedgies”

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2015 54:07

Welcome back to another episode filled with laughter, heartbreak and stories that will be sure to give your kids Irritable Bowel Syndrome. This time around we’re chatting about one Asian […]

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Episode 52: “Falling Tombstones, Cremation Dildos & Serious Monkey Business “

Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2015 41:16

It’s that time again and boy do we have an episode for you guys! Filled with laughter, tears and questionable objects both entering and exiting the human (and non-human) body, […]

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Episode 51: “Rabid Raccoons, Driving in Flames & The Great Emu War “

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2015 43:58

Welcome back to yet another episode, filled with intrigue, suspense and more explosions than a low budget porno. This time around we’re traveling the the globe to see what’s going […]

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Episode 50: “Pulled Teeth, Throwing Bacon & Stealing Coolio’s Shoes”

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2015 40:40

Welcome back to another fun-filled episode, featuring news and stories that will most likely leave you borderline diabetic. This time around we talk about what caused a massive traffic jam […]

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Episode 49: “Severed Junk, Lizard Slaps & Poonados”

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2015 42:05

Welcome back to yet another installment of a couple of dudes running their mouthes and ripping apart the world we live in. This go around we talk about why cheating in […]

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Episode 48: “Phallic Toys, Skull Stabs & Mailing Your Enemies Feces”

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2015 38:38

We’re back with another ridiculous episode that’s sure to lower the IQ of every toddler within earshot. It’s been a long holiday season for us so come and hang out […]

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Episode 47: “Cremation, Selfies & Battling to the Death”

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2014 39:52

It’s that time yet again. To forsake your friends, turn your back on your families and flip off some babies! We’re back with yet another action-packed episode chock full of […]

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Episode 46: “Mayo Baths, Thieving Goats & Dancing to Death”

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2014 37:04

Howdy ho everybody! We’re back after once again to fill you in on what you’ve been missing in your world! This time around we talk about where you shouldn’t be […]

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Episode 45: “Accidental Amputations, Burger Thefts & Surprise Castrations”

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2014 44:23

How’s everybody doing?! We has another amazing episode lined up for all of you. This time around we’re discussing some box office news, an app that doesn’t quite measure up […]

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Episode 44: “Road Rage, Stabbing Disputes & A One Hundred Pound Scrotum”

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2014 41:36

Welcome back, one and all! It’s been a while so we have an amazing episode full of surprise and intrigue, guaranteed to warm the hearts of adults and children alike! […]

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Episode 43: “Blockbusters, Defensive Grannies & the Russian Yeti “

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2014 49:30

What’s going on guys? We’re back with more awesome stories and commentary that can only be found in the annals of YouTube comments. This time around we highlight some of […]

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Episode 42: “Potato Guns, Beached Whales & Exploding Bodies”

Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2014 47:47

Welcome one and all to another action packed episode here on TwoGuysOneMic.com! This time around we’re chatting about the ridiculous policy that some airlines are implementing, Newfoundland, Canada’s most problematic […]

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Episode 41: “Baby Naming, Unusual Pudding & The End of the World Again “

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2014 37:58

Another week, another episode! What’s good everybody? We’re back with our usual banter filled with laughs, tears and the cure to your most recent bout of constipation. This time around […]

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Episode 40: “Corn Dogs, Tricycles & Sucking On Some Toes “

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2014 38:04

We’re back yet again with another fun-filled episode, guaranteed to be the perfect bedtime companion for any of your youngsters lying around. This time, we chat about everyone’s favorite missing […]

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Episode 39: “Hot Pockets, Crazy Wives and Waking Up Dead “

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2014 39:48

Welcome back, one and all! We have another episode for all of you filled with the usual uplifting stories, sure to swoon your next mate on your date at Denny’s […]

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Episode 38: “Explosives, Beat Downs & A Happy Meal”

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2014 35:37

It’s 2014 and that only means we are finally posting a new episode! Episode 38 is chock full of stories guaranteed to blow some hands off, knock you out or […]

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25 Days of Douchebaggery: Day 25: Episode 37: A Kinda Holiday Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2013 35:56

Merry Christmas and happy holiday everyone! We’re ending this year’s 25 Days of Douchebaggery with some epic holiday cheer, ridiculous stories and awesome tunes to rock out to while your […]

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Episode 36: “Government Probes, Cold Fries & Rogue Deer”

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2013 38:09

We’re heeeeeeerrrrrrreeeeeeeeee! Once again, your favorite trash talking duo is back to inform you about everything you couldn’t possibly care less about. One this episode, we discuss the NSA’s probe into […]

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Episode 35: “Invasive Probes, Exploding Homes & Extreme Protesting”

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2013 36:42

Your two favorite Internet duo is back with yet another audio adventure, sure to bring a smile to your face and an awkward state arousal when it’s least appropriate. On […]

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Episode 34: “Burglars, Bacon & Exploding Whales “

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2013 35:49

Welcome back to another fun-filled episode here on TwoGuysOneMic.com! This time around we discuss many of NJ’s urban legends and why they’re hoaxes, a burglar with a craving you can’t […]

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Episode 33: “Drugs, Cannibals & Choking on Sausage”

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2013 39:00

Hello people of the Internet! Welcome back to another super educational and fun-filled episode, perfect for sharing with your children at bedtime! This time around we’re discussing a scary new […]

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Episode 32: “Nose Bites, Monkey Grabs & Near-deadly Sneezes”

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2013 32:43

What’s good everybody?! We’re back with more worldly insanity that will be sure to make you think that the voices in your head are the norm. This time around we […]

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Episode 31: “Cardboard Cops, Tasing Your Partner & The Great Lego Heist”

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2013 38:23

HEYO! What’s good, everybody?! We’re back with yet another series of life fails and stories of anguish and hilarity, known to cause erectile dysfunction in at least 12% of the […]

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Episode 30: “Hoarders, Risky Farts & Good Ole’ Horse Loving”

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2013 31:56

Hey there kids! We’re back with yet another conglomeration of stories and thoughts that are sure to cause all sorts of learning deficiencies in children under the ages of 12. […]

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Episode 29: “Faked Death, Bad Chinese & Cutting Off Your Man Parts”

Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2013 33:58

Welcome back for another fun-filled and educational episode here on TwoGuysOneMic.com! As per the usual, we’ve traveled the vastness of the Internet to bring you stories and news that will […]

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Episode 28: “Harpoons, Face Flatulence & Exploding Homes”

Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2013 24:36

What up kids? Are you ready for another ridiculous episode of our podcast? This episode features stories that are all about the typical hardships us humans endure such as harpoons […]

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Episode 27: “Bingo, Eye Gouging & Getting High On Jesus”

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2013 34:54

Welcome back to yet another ridiculous episode filled with stories from around the Internet that make you wonder just what is wrong with the world we live in. This time […]

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