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Tonight's first horrific tale of terror is ‘Knuckle bones' by Kolpik, share via the Creepypasta Wiki and read here under the conditions of the CC-BY-SA license. https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/User:Kolpik https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/Knuckle_Bones Our second tale of the macabre is ‘This is why Mimes are much more terrifying than Clowns', a wonderful story By Mandahrk, kindly shared with me via NoSleep and narrated here for you all with the author's express permission: https://www.reddit.com/user/Mandahrk Next up we have ‘My Girlfriend Starred in a Movie that Doesn't Exist', an original story By Spook Brain, kindly shared with me via NoSleep and narrated here for you all with the author's express permission: https://www.reddit.com/user/SpookBrain/ https://www.facebook.com/SpookBrain/ We continue the horror with the utterly bizarre ‘A Fair Warning: Don't Order Unlimited Salad and Bread Sticks at Olive Garden'', an original work by iownaxult, kindly shared directly with me for the express purpose of having me exclusively narrate it here for you all. https://www.reddit.com/user/iownaxult/ Our next tale of terror is ''Something watches me while I sleep'', an original work by Kallier Devdi 6359, kindly shared directly with me for the express purpose of having me exclusively narrate it here for you all. https://www.reddit.com/user/KallierDevdi6359 We continue with a story by the wonderful Celephais 1985, ‘The Phantom Cat of Black Mountain, Australia', kindly shared with me for the express purpose of having me narrate it here for you all; please visit his website: https://www.reddit.com/user/Celephais_1985/ Tonight's penultimate story dares to go where no other Halloween tale will follow: ‘The Town that Banned Halloween', a brilliant original story Snickering Haystack, kindly shared with me for the express purpose of having me narrate it here for you all: https://www.reddit.com/user/snickeringhaystack/ Our final terrifying tale of terror is ‘My old home videos showed me a life I never lived', a wonderful story by Richard Saxon, kindly shared with me via Dr. Creepen's Vault and narrated here for you all with the author's express permission: https://www.reddit.com/user/RichardSaxon/

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Hell Rains Down.Book 3 in 18 parts, By FinalStand. Listen to the ► Podcast at Explicit Novels. Would you choose ephemeral beauty, or rugged determination? Brief Segway :Senator Susan Collins of Maine, JIKIT's Congressional mentor, at our urging had proposed an amendment to the Taiwan Relations Act Affirmation and Naval Vessel Transfer Act of 2014 which would allow 'Turkey' to purchase six 'Oliver Perry class frigates for $10 million each. The same act already proposed four such vessels to be sold to Taiwan for the same amount as well as giving two to Thailand (and two to Mexico) free of charge.Things had immediately bogged down in the 113th US Congress. It was too easy for Democrats in both Houses to take the President's position that any additional weapons into the South China Sea area would further destabilize the region. The pro-PRC lobby was equally opposed to the bill. Under normal conditions, that would have been good enough to send the measure off to the procedural graveyard.Except in the current contrary nature of the US's chief legislative body, this meant Republicans found themselves drawn to the anything the White House opposed. They could claim they found the anti-Communist, anti-Islamic Extremists stance of the Khanate to be attractive to them though none of them felt the need to actually talk to anyone in the Khanate to find out what they were really all about.We were happy with that policy because true congressional oversight was the last thing we needed. They might start asking uncomfortable questions like...'Who gave you the authority to do any of the crap you pulled?'(No one. We lied like big dogs, purloined resources and cloaked ourselves in 'National Security'. Plus we let our elite personnel have a crack at doing what they had so dedicatedly trained to do, wreck things.)'Wasn't that, that, and that an act of war against the People's Republic of China?'('No comment'. If that didn't work, we would try 'they will never find out'.)'Why are 90% of all the names on these documents redacted? We are the freaking Congress! You work for us.'(Work for them? Not to our way of thinking. We earned our paychecks without any slavish devotion to corporate campaign contributions. We were working so that the lives of Americans and Brits abroad would be that much safer, the world more orderly and for the US and UK to have an ally they could really rely on. We couldn't tell them that. They'd throw us in jail. We'd redacted the records because the names were for people that did not officially exist, or existed in a capacity that didn't imply they were elite warriors, spies and assassins.)Besides,('Those are private citizens not in the employ of this group, or any other government agency we are aware of'.)'We don't care if they are private citizens. We want to know.'('You don't want to know' followed by some major gobbledygook with the term 'deniable assets' interspersed relatively often.)'What do you mean ~ you don't want to know? We asked you a question.'(We meant you people leak information like a sieve and the people we are protecting aren't going to be afraid of getting revealed. They are going to murder people to ensure they are not ~ basically you don't know what is going on and we don't want to tell you, for both our safety's sake.)So,('Trust us. There are factors we are taking into account that you are unaware of because you don't know what's going on'.)'Of course we don't know what's going on. That's why we are asking you.'('You really don't want to know.' We are your highly trained and underpaid experts on this, we aren't raging assholes and we are telling you that bad shit will happen if you force this, thus 'you really don't want to know'.)'What do you mean ~ you really don't want to know?? Yes, we do. We are warning you,'(Okay. Execute Plan B. 'Excuse us for a moment, {create a plausible lie.}'.){Pregnant pause,}Congressman-type: 'It is rather odd that they all had to go into another room to take that phone call.'{Minutes pass}'Go see what is taking them so long.''What do you mean they are all gone? Find them!''What do you mean they seem have left the building? Find them!''Who do I call about this? The FBI, Homeland Security, or the CIA?And finally,'What do you mean they appear to have fled the country? Find them, damn it!'(Hey, I worked with some real shady characters.)Then would come the international manhunts, the flight to avoid prosecution and then resurrecting my life under a different ID in another country which hopefully had a dim view of handing me over to the FBI, or the Navy SEALs.Now back to our regularly scheduled diversion :'It has to do with giving something to the Khanate if you expect them to do anything for you.'Tony: 'You can't appreciate how that is going to look. Besides, that is a political decision, way above your pay-grade.'(Not a good time to remind him that he didn't pay me.)'What precisely do you want us to do? Please be specific.'Tony: 'How is the Khanate going to react to an intervention on the part of the United States?''They will ignore you.'Tony: 'What if the President makes public statement.''What is he going to say?'Tony: 'That the US is dedicated to a peaceful resolution of the unrest in Thailand.''They won't care. They truly believe that actions speak louder than words. If Thailand requested our intervention, or was a client state,'Tony: 'A what?''Client state, a country beholding to the US, or UK for their external security.'Tony: 'I know what client state is. That is 20th Century Imperialist thinking. No one does stuff like that anymore. Besides, the UN is responsible for the external security of its member states, which Thailand is.''The Khanate doesn't see it that way. We won't let them into the UN, so they see no reason to play by the UN's rules. The President can evoke the UN Charter all he wants. Unless he makes UN acceptance dependent on their cooperation, they will see no reason to cooperate.'Tony: 'That's not going to happen.''What part of that won't happen?'Tony: 'The President is not going on international television and endorsing the Khanate as a prospective UN member. What happens if we imply through back channels that the President will support such an action at a later date?''You want us to lie to them? Do you have any idea how badly that will compromise our working relationship with the Khanate?'Tony: 'We will deal with that later. Would they accept such a bargain?''So you are going to lie to them, Mr. Blinken, they will never forgive this act of treachery.'Tony: 'No, you are going to lie to them.'Addison: 'I will resign. I suspect that the rest of the team will quit as well.'Tony: 'What is wrong with your team, Ms. Stuart (Addison)? Can't anyone over there do their damn jobs?''We are doing our damn jobs, Mr. Blinken. We are telling you this is a diplomatically fatal move that will not only reduce this taskforce to uselessness, it will have long term consequences for all future Khanate-American relations.'Tony: 'That is a ridiculous assessment.''That is our experienced assessment. They believe treachery is only forgiven by death. They do believe in loyalty and keeping one's word. In our country, perjury is an unfortunate side effect of the judicial progress. To the Great Khan, it is reason enough to cut your head off.'Tony: 'Fine. I am ordering you to open back-channel talks with the Khanate concerning their admittance to the UN contingent on them taking a reasonable course of action.''Even if we were to do such a moronic thing, the Great Khan will ask Cáel directly to verify this. It is that important to him and his state.'Tony: 'Okay.''Perhaps you could suggest to me what form of coercion I should employ to make Cáel to commit such a blasphemous act?'Tony: 'Tell him to do it. That is what we pay him for.''Mr. Blinken, Mr. Nyilas is an unpaid consultant. At the job he is on sabbatical from, he makes more money than I do. He has an Irish diplomatic passport, been nominated to be the Prince of Albania, Georgia and Armenia, been proclaimed a warrior-prince of Transylvania and is a hero in both Hungary and Romania. He has no brothers, or sisters. His parents are both dead. His only surviving kin are people he is not particularly close to. Since economic and social blackmail are off the table, I am asking you if you are ordering me to use enhanced interrogation techniques to exacting his cooperation in this foolhardy endeavor.'Tony: 'You mean torture him?''I would never go on the record using that word. I don't advise you to use it either.'Tony: 'What kind of people are you?''The kind you engage to take on a mission of this delicate nature. You honestly don't want to know what we've done in the name of our constituent national bodies. You employ us so that you don't have to know. As you said, we 'get it done'. Until now, you have never asked us 'how' we got things done. You wanted the intelligence so we got it for you.'Tony: 'No member of this administration ever asked you to violate US, or International Law.''Which is precisely why the government employs me, so that you can keep your hands clean while mine are steeped in blood. Nothing our team has done will ever blow back on you, so don't worry about that. Why don't we get back to our current dilemma?'(I think until that moment Tony had convinced himself that Addison was another civil servant drone and people like her only existed in the 'black bag' fantasies of conspiracy theorists, hackneyed movie scripts and questionable 'true' spy novels. People like Addison and Lady Fathom weren't standard issue intelligence officers by any stretch of the imagination. They were almost unique in that they did what they did for the very beliefs they had sworn an oath to uphold, to serve their countries.There were no personal vendettas going on. No slush funds were vanishing into Cayman Island accounts. Neither had a God Complex. There was no desire for personal power, career advancement, or fame. I was beginning to think that was why Temujin used them, and me, because we could be counted on to do the right thing when required and only when required. Addison and Fathom had damned themselves forever because someone had to pay the price and get the job done. I imagined they really felt blessed for the opportunity. I worked with maniacs.)Tony: 'Thailand, yes. What if we put troops on the ground in Thailand?''How many?'Tony hummed and hawed so we had to guess.'A Marine Expeditionary Unit? If that is all, they better have an exit plan. Sir, if you want to impress the Khanate with the White House's resolve, you need to start landing troops from the Rapid Deployment Force starting tomorrow. Base aircraft out of Thai air bases. Threaten to ram any Indian Naval vessels that get in your way.'Tony: 'Is that what it would take?'('Yes. It would take the US to growing some balls, damn it!' was not the diplomatic reply though it desperately needed to be said. Hey, I could be a bit of a jingoist when I feel the lives of my loved ones are in danger.)'That is our current assessment of the situation. The Khanate has no reason to take any American threat of force seriously. They won't see anything short of a full-court press as nothing more than posturing for the home audience and what allies we have left.'Tony: 'What does that mean?''It means you are taking the cooperation of Taiwan and Philippines for granted. Our people tell us they see American influence in the region waning and we have been letting the Chinese push them around. Now the Khanate appears and knocks the Chinese back three decades on the World Stage. The Khanate is trying to create a ring of allies around the PRC and a few of them are curious why the US is dragging its heel about such a critical regional issue.'Tony: 'You don't dictate US foreign policy.'(No, we simply enacted foreign policy without your knowledge.)There were probably a large number of Special Forces operators who would be shaking their heads in bewilderment when they found out the US was trying to face down the Khanate over, of all places, Thailand. Hadn't they just busted their humps trying to make the Great Khan see their nations (the US and UK) as potential worthy allies?Working with the Khanate had been 'interesting'. If you asked them for anything, they got it for you, danger and consequences be damned. They'd try anything for the men they considered 'brothers in the struggle'. If you were pinned down by fire from a hillside and asked for fire support, they would napalm the whole damn mountain if that was what it took. The man/woman on the other end of that radio cared for your life, not the human rights of the scumbag shooting at you, or any of the people they might be hiding behind.You also know if they couldn't get it done, it was only because the resources didn't exist. The Khanate Special Forces hadn't acted like co-belligerents, or allies. They treated you like their own kin. They would and had died to make sure some of them got home to their families. If ordered to, they would definitely take the fight to the Khanate. I believed many of them would be asking what had it all been for.'We wouldn't dream of it,' Addison lied.'Good. You have your marching orders. Now get to it,' and Tony hung up on us. Everyone in the room was looking around. What exactly were our marching orders? Had I'd missed that part of our conversation?"Well," Fathom sighed, "there is only one thing we can do." I seriously prayed she would ask me to lie to Temujin."Understood," Mehmet nodded. "Somehow we get the Khanate to launch their offensive into Thailand in three days.""Can they do that?" I blurted out."They do it, or everyone in this room is in a shitload of trouble when they get around to it next week," Addison grinned. "The Khanate high command isn't going to back down just because we ask them to. I wouldn't if I were them.""What happens if they can't make the three day window?" I asked."Then you call up your blood-brother and ask him to fuck over his nation to save us from lengthy prison sentences, or outright assassination," Fathom smirked."If he says 'no'," I looked into her eyes."That's the real tragedy in all this, he won't," she gave me a comforting look. "He isn't going to leave you hanging in the wind. He'll call off his attack dogs because he isn't the kind of man to fuck you over because it is politically expedient. I'm staking all our lives on that. I always have."The Black Lotus? We'd explain to them the ugly reality that neither of us could afford to be painted into a corner over this Thailand issue. We were doing our best, but our political masters were dead set on making a colossal error and we had to follow through with those directives. The Khanate would do everything in their extensive power to support the Black Lotus and if they could invade in three days with some nebulous chance at success, they would go.The Black Lotus, the entire 9 Clans knew JIKIT had no power except what we finagled from the US and the UK. We had borrowed their resources to accomplish what we'd done. The Black Lotus had profited from some of those operations and both the Khanate and JIKIT would owe them big, but we were good for it. That truism was why they worked with us.My personal problem was that I knew the Great Khan would not forgive, or forget this interference by the US. It wasn't in his nature. Worse, the politicians and bureaucrats in Washington would see this as a victory and an expression that the US remained the globe's premier super power. Too few would remember the price of this sense of superiority would be born on the back of Thailand's masses. The revolution would fail after a short, brutal civil war. The tyrant would remain in power and the voice of the Thai people would be stilled.The end result of that late night phone call? We weren't told.What follows is pure conjecture on my part, fueled by intelligence information provided by other JIKIT resources and knowledge about how much the political landscape of Southeast Asia had been transformed by the PCR being driven back to their own coastline, leaving a power vacuum India, Vietnam and the Khanate were eager to fill.The Republic of China/Taiwan --'Aren't you the same people who said only a week ago that sending more weapons into the region would only escalate tensions? And now you want to use our airbases against our latest ally in the region? Do you understand how much internal political turmoil this will cause? Half of us are jumping for joy that someone big and fierce embraces our independence. The other half think it is time to retake China.Yes, we mean the territory currently under the oppressive yoke of the People's Republic of China. Yes, the China the Khanate just kicked the crap out of. The nation that might not be able to protect say, Zhusanjiao. That would be the Pearl River Delta to you Westerners, that huge area on the mainland adjacent to Hong Kong. Hainan is looking pretty ripe for conquest as well. That would be that big island off the coast of, yes, we have indeed suspected you could read a map.At the moment we are expecting the permission of the Khanate to use Woody Island as a forward staging area and logistic base to help us do just that. Take Hainan, yes, that large island currently, and temporarily, under the illegal occupation by those illegitimate bastards in Beijing.What do you mean 'don't declare war on them'? We've been at war with the People's Republic since 1945. No, we are pretty sure we would recall signing a Peace Treaty with them. No, we can't 'get over it' either. Why are you even asking us that? Don't you know our history?Anyway, if we help you, can we expect the same level of cooperation from you as we are getting from the Khanate? In case things go sour, Yes, a shooting war would qualify. See, your people at JIKIT have been helping the Khanate and us, your people, at JIKIT, we are pretty sure it is made up of Americans and British personnel. Why would we think that? Are you serious? Because that's what your governments told us, that's why. Besides, why are you asking us what your people have been doing? Don't they work for you?Speaking of the US government helping us out, what progress is there on the Taiwan Relations Act Affirmation and Naval Vessel Transfer Act of 2014 ? We sure could use those vessels. While we are at it, how about sharing some of the technology used in the F-35. We'll build our own, or a model vaguely similar to it. We value your friendship and know you will help us out in a pinch.Right?'The Philippines --'Sigh. If you really think this will help. By the way, aren't your fighters going to need some in-air refueling? What are you going to do if the Khanate engages them over Philippine airspace? What are you going to do if you get into a shooting war with the Khanate? Will you defend us from their ballistic missile threat? We have a long history as your allies, but the Khanate is totally ruthless, and they scare us. Can you hold our hand, say for the next twenty years?'(The Philippines rolls out their Wish List)Maybe you could give us some advanced fighters?We are a poor country and can't afford to buy any before 2018.We are not greedy, 72 F-16s will do and you are upgrading to the F-35 anyway so we know you have some lying around. Could you also help us with the maintenance cost? We are a poor country, but very large.Some of your decommissioned naval vessels would go a long way in showing us some love. One of those Tarawa-class amphibious assault ships would be really nice and you've got the USS Peleliu decommissioned and about to be scrapped. We have hundreds of islands in our Republic so moving stuff around is pretty tough. Can you help us out?If you could toss in the ship's complement of 20 AV-8B Harrier 2 and 12 V-22 Ospreys with a fifteen year maintenance package that would be even better!We are a poor country. We could never afford to buy any of that stuff.Maybe a frigate, or three? You have a dozen Oliver Hazard Perry-class frigates sitting around. We can finally retire some of our World War 2 relics and make one our new flagship.We know you aren't going to give us one of those powerful nuclear submarines, but maybe you could secure a few loans so we could buy some of those nifty German-made, diesel-powered Type 214's. We hear they are pretty cool, very silent and practically a steal at $330 million per boat! We love you guys! And, we are poor.Oh, and some helicopters!We were going to refurbish some Vietnam-era Iroquois, but since your Marine Corp is retiring the far superior Bell AH-1 SuperCobra, can we have a dozen of those instead?We were going to fix up some of our aging Sikorsky S-76s as air ambulances. Getting new ones would be far superior, don't you think?You also have those cool Blackhawks. You have so many. Could you spare us, say twenty? You're the best!And some guns. And artillery. And some APC's.Did we mention we are a poor country going through an expensive force modernization program?Got any amphibious vehicles lying around? We could use a few of more of those small unit riverine craft (SURC)'s we bought from you recently. They are excellent counter-insurgency tools. You want us doing well fighting the War on Terror, don't you?Did we mention that we are a poor country? And we love you guys!The Federation of Malaysia --We like this idea. Give us say a week to ten days and we can jump right in.You want to go in four days? With what precisely? Compared to the force projections you have been providing us, Who? JIKIT, of course. Who else would you send us to when we requested intelligence on Khanate activities from you? Did we believe them? Why wouldn't we? They are your people,When do you think Thailand will let us intervene? We've asked the Prime Minister if he needs our assistance and he politely declined. Apparently he thinks he's got things well in hand. He does retain command of over 200,000 troops and the opposition is much smaller. I hope you have better luck than we did in convincing him he's in serious trouble.Also, what do you plan to do about the Indian Navy's South China Sea taskforce? It is pretty big, not something we can tackle on our own.Yes, we kind of need to know what you are doing before we decide what we are doing. You do realize that the Gulf of Thailand is currently under the complete domination of the Indian/Khanate/Vietnamese Axis, right?48 combat aircraft? What gave you that idea? The Vietnamese have been refurbishing their Mig-21's like crazy, using Khanate stockpiles, plus there are nearly a 150 Su-22's. Sure, they are both older than manned flights to the Moon, but they can drop bombs, fire rockets and launch ground attack missiles with the best of them. They are still jet aircraft.Worried? You are aware that those antiquated pieces of crap can bomb the northern part of my country, aren't you? So 'yes', we are worried about those 300 flying deathtraps being more than a 'manageable' nuisance.What about our air force? I imagine it will be doing what we trained it to do, defend Federation air space because I doubt those relics will be coming at us unescorted. We can already tell you that the Mig-29's and Su-30's the Khanate and Vietnamese will be flying are excellent aircraft. We fly them too, just not as many.Of course you can base your F-22's out of Sultan Ismail Petra Airport as long as you supply the logistical support. How many? A lot? Could you please be more specific? Two squadrons? My, that's going to get pretty dicey. I believe you when you say the F-22 is a highly advanced stealthy fighter. I also believe that they are a lot less stealthy when they are sitting on the ground re-arming and refueling.Do we think they will really threaten us? They are threatening us, over our Spratly Island claims, are you sure you know what you are getting into? By the way, when this blows over, do you think you can pressure the Khanate into giving us their Spratly island airbase? It is rapidly approaching completion and is over 3000 meters long.How did they do that? They are dredging the ocean floor, it is a man-made island. Didn't your government protest the environmental damage they were causing?No, not the Khanate, the Chinese.Yes, the Khanate currently controls it. They stole it from the PRC hours before the ceasefire. So, can we have it?Yes, we know it belonged to the People's Republic, but it doesn't anymore. Besides, we both opposed it when the Chinese were dredging it up the island from the sea floor, so giving it to us isn't all that egregious, or unexpected, action. It would also go a long way in supporting our just and worthy claims to the Spratly Islands. We really don't want those greedy Chinese, yes, both the People's Republic and the 'Republic of', or, those incompetent Filipinos to steal them from us.Both of us knocking the Vietnamese back on their heels will be going a long way to getting those Communist knuckle draggers to back off as well. Hey, if they do get antsy, can we also take the Vietnamese base in the Spratly's? It isn't as big as the one the Khanate stole, but it is finished, and closer to us. We are sure that if we help you out, you will do the right thing when the time comes. Right?The President of the United States --'They want what? Have they lost their fucking minds?The Philippines is talking about a billion dollar aid package and guaranteed loans we doubt they can ever repay. We only want to use their air bases for a month, maybe two, not deflower their teenage daughters. It isn't as if we are really going to go to war with the Khanate over Thailand. Besides, the last time we 'got involved' like that, George Bush ran up a trillion dollar deficit, and his party was thrown out of office. Doesn't anyone care we are facing a difficult mid-term election in November?So, the Taiwanese think this is the appropriate moment to invade mainland China? And they want our help? Do they know how expensive that can get? Do they understand how much that will unbalance the already shake state of Asian affairs? It is another land war in Asia for the love of God!'And, the Malaysians are going to help us, but not actually help us and they want tens of billions square miles of ocean for the measly concessions they are making? What do they expect us to do with all the Filipinos, Chinese and Vietnamese who already live there?What do you mean none of those islands are actually inhabited? They are just military bases, some of them nothing more than rusting iron hulks on submerged reefs? OH, God damn it! Why don't we take the God damn Spratly Islands for ourselves if they are that fucking important? We have a Marine Corp. Aren't they good at taking islands? I read about it somewhere.No, I'm not changing the damn mission. I'm venting because the world seems to be inhabited with greedy assholes who can't appreciate peaceful discourse without trying to lift my wallet.Okay, okay, I've got this. We are going to form a new international commission to resolve this Spratly Island's nightmare. Have the French chair it. They love that kind of stuff. Makes sure the Germans are on the commission too. They need to look less like money-grubbing douchebags after that fiasco over the Greek economic collapse. Then invite Russia, India and Pakistan. That will pretty much guarantee nothing gets accomplished.That will allow us to keep our promises to those three leeches without having to deliver anything and, when it fails, it won't be seen as my fault. (Groan) What we really need is new videos of Khanate soldiers bayoneting babies, another ISIS atrocity, or more indisputable evidence the Russian Army's involvement in the Ukraine. The Great Khan really screwed us over Tibet (you know, by allowing them to become a free and democratic society), Putin is an evil cuck (who most likely laughs at me behind my back) and another round of Islamophobia-bashing to remind everyone how this is all Bush's fault.No wonder George spent so much time at Crawford Ranch. Navigating international relations is totally thankless and no matter how rosy we paint the latest economic numbers, someone still finds a way to make me look bad. Oh well, if this blows up in my face, I only have two more years in this shooting gallery. Maybe then I might change my mind and decided I really was born in Kenya, or Indonesia. I really wish Hawaii was an independent country. I'd like to retire there if there weren't so many of those damn contentious Americans.The US President wanted to run this operation on a shoestring, not engage in 'nation-building', much less backing an invasion of anybody. In fact, he was trying to stop an invasion.The Philippines was a poor country. So what? It wasn't his fault. He had poor people in the US too and they cast votes.Taiwan suddenly thought it could take on China? They were insane. Of course he would be ignoring a major stated political goal of the ROC for the past 65 years ~ reunification on their terms. Any high-level technological transfer wasn't going to happen because if the Republic ran off the reservation, the President would bloody well be sure no one could trace that decision back to anything he'd done.At least Malaysia was on board, sorta/kinda. They wouldn't actually be able to help until day ten, or fourteen and, unlike the Republic of China, they had a small air force that might not be able to protect forwardly deployed troops. If he ended getting of those National Guard yahoos killed his party would be murdered in November.For a split second, he wondered if he should attempt to make a personal call to the Great Khan, potentate to potentate, except he had this sinking feeling that a winning smile and a handshake would be worse than useless. The man would look him straight in his eyes and start making demands. He would demand action and when the Leader of the Free World prevaricated, he knew the Khanate would call his bluff.And they would fight. The alternative was a grand spectacle of public humiliation and that he could not accept. The US military machine would fight and they would win. They would win because he needed them to win, fast and clean and home for Christmas. Maybe he would authorize the mobilization of those California airmen. Just in case.In the end, Secretary Kerry gave POTUS what he asked for.The Philippines would let them use their country's bases for logistics and strategic assets (aka bombers).The ROC would extend their air umbrella out 200 km to the east, south and west, acting like a shield between the Khanate and US Pacific assets moving through the tight Formosan Straits.Malaysia gave them an airbase from which they could strike into Thailand, or Vietnam, Cambodia and Laos. The US Air Force would have the opportunity to be lethally effective.Had they known the sum total of the US commitment, they would have been appalled. The Khanate did not fuck around.One Carrier Strike Group,Forty (maybe sixty) Air Force fighters,Lumbering B-52's flying half way around the globe,Hadn't they been watching the dogfights over China for the past month? Maybe they would like to dive down and examine the wreckage of the PLAN carrier Liaoning and see just how it met its grisly fate?Apparently not.(I live, love and have loved)"What are you doing here?" she got the preliminary nonsense out of the way. With the way she was dressed, I was an expected visitor. She was expecting some make-up sex. I was thinking 'paying for my past mistakes' sex because I was already seeing way too many women who required me to do things outside the bedroom, non-sexual things. I had my dress jacket swung over my shoulder. It would only get in the way later."I brought you motorcycle over. You left it parked by my place," I kept any appearance of lust, or glee off my face."It is one o'clock in the morning," she glowered."I was called into work. I'm on call 24/7.""Let me guess, you can't talk about it.""You wouldn't believe me if I did, so suffice it to say I was doing things I didn't want to do instead of coming over here, waking you up from a sound sleep.""I wasn't asleep. I was angry," I pointed out."I apologize. Maybe I should have waited until morning." She didn't think I should have waited as long as I had. Keeping her waiting until morning would have left her volcanic."I wasn't asleep.""Your bike is in the parking lot across the street," I handed her the lot ticket."How did you find it?""There are only two places in my neighborhood that allows parking and the second one is poorly lit," I replied."And the attendant let you steal it?" she frowned."He knows me. I do a ton of business with him and it wasn't as if I was dressed like your average carjacker.""How did you start it?""Chaz showed me how to spoof the lock. He's got this spiffy lock-pick set on him.""That he carries with him for such contingencies?""Hey, he's the spycraft professional. I'm the amateur who tags along because karma is a bitch," I grinned."Did you ruin the ignition?""No. He's got this skeleton key thingy. I need to get me one of those," I added. See, I was drifting down the path to becoming a hardened criminal and she had to save me. Girls love saving bad boys from themselves. There is an entire literary genre devoted to the topic."Get in here," Anais barked. She emphasized that command by grabbing my tie and dragging me into her room. Now I could ogle her in her bra, panties and dress shirt left open. As I said moments ago, she was expecting me. Anais had thick, light-brown, just-past-the-shoulders hair with blonde highlights. Her dusky skin tone suggested some ancestral link to the South of France while her deep green eyes suggested Celtic ties.She was definitely someone I would describe as possessing an hourglass figure. She worked out just enough to stay fit, practiced judo (in and outside of the bedroom) and ate right. Her ass was the correct mix of firm and fleshy, her breasts were pleasant without too much bounce and she sported broad, but short, nipples that liked to get bitten.With her bare foot, she kicked the door shut, spun me around by my tie until I slammed, back first, into the wall in the short hallway that led to her bedroom."I repeat, what are you doing here?""I never actually apologized for how things ended up," I sodomized the truth. "Anais, I am truly sorry for how badly I fucked up our affair. I acted without a thought for the possible consequences, or thinking about how betrayed you would feel. Can you accept my apology?""You came here to have sex," she declared. She stepped up tightly against my body, her eyes boring into mine. I had around six inches on her so she had to tilt up her chin to do so."That too," I shrugged."I ought to throw you out the window," she growled. We were on the seventh floor. The window didn't open and the safety glass looked alright."I'll go then," I nodded. Now to make her beg for/demand sex."You are not going anywhere," she snarled. Then she kissed me, a tongue-grapple ensued and she finished things by biting my lower lip so much I tasted blood afterwards. I dropped my jacket. I was about to need both my hands."I think us having sex would be a mistake," I pushed her buttons. I wasn't some wimp acquiescing to her demands. I was a free-willed being; a strong man who needed to be wrestled down and forced to perform.She pulled me down into a second kiss. This was an 'I will leave you incapable of thinking about anything but me' kiss. Yes, I had names for kisses too. They were similar to naming the ingredients of a choice meal. I propelled her back until we slammed into the opposite wall. Anais was a tough chick and a bit of banging around was par for the course.I cupped each ass cheek and pulled her up. She responded by wrapping her legs around my hips. We were still kissing. Anais slipped her hands along my sides before linking them up at the small of my back. She pulled me hard against her while she ground her crotch against mine."Clothes," she rumbled from deep within. As in 'why was I still dressed?'"Been a while," I taunted her. Since she was glommed on to me, I used my freed up hands to rip off my tie."Yes. I bet it hasn't 'been a while' for you," she sizzled."Long as in 5:30 this morning," I teased back. At this point in the foreplay that revelation was akin to throwing gasoline on a fire. I was being an unrepentant dog and she was taking me to confessional, between her thighs."Bastard," she condemned me as well as the entire male side of the species."It doesn't mean I haven't missed you, this, us," I riposted. She retaliated by turning her humping motion into to more of a grind. Bad kitty. Bad kitty wanted to be spanked. Woot!"You are never going to change," she dug her fingernails into my flesh. I yanked my shirt off."If I hadn't changed, you wouldn't be here," I reminded her while nipping at her nose and lips."You are still an egocentric bastard," she growled."Hey, I always took care of your needs," I countered. I had. She knew I had and since she currently wanted me to take her to that higher erotic plane, she wasn't going to contest that fact. Instead, she began working her shirt off and in doing so, squishing her boobs against my chest.Holding her tight, my left hand under her right buttock and my right hand on her mid-back, pressing her torso into mine. We dance through two slow circles before crashing, side by side, on the bed. Anais rolled us over so that she was on top. I didn't let her get in a totally dominant pose, oh no. I had a kitty to take care off. I grabbed her firm ass and propelled her up until I was face first with her gusset.I might not remember to check my bank balance, or the atomic number of Technetium (I once had a girlfriend who would rate my performance on the periodic table in the midst of our fucking, I never made it higher than Copernicium before she passed out), but I can recall the precise taste, texture and topography of every cunt I've had face to face contact with. I knew right where to tongue-fuck Anais to twist her up inside.Control-orgasm, control-orgasm, Anais was pig-headed and wanted to keep dictating our reunion. She also wanted to return to the level of sexual bliss we had shared so often before. Her compromise was to hump my face; really grind it in. Black silk underwear is an excellent medium for transferring force and wetness between partners.She rubbed her love-nub against my upper lip/teeth while I did tongue-ups into her cunt. She was wetter than Bangladesh in the rainy season. That was an indicator of some serious masturbatory sessions stopping just short of orgasm before I arrived. I had some aching sensations to play with and I wasn't cruel. I maneuvered a hand between her thighs, underneath the band of her underwear and exposed her vaginal opening to my fingers and tongue while keeping that silky feel for her clitoris."Rurr," she began growling from the depths of her diaphragm. That was how she always was, thundering like a female grizzly bear in heat. It was an expression with deep subharmonic components that caused the heart to flutter and her flesh to shimmer with the vibrations mixed with her bodily sweat."Come on, Baby," I urged her on.That pissed her off. She was trying to hold off her orgasm for a few more seconds. My 'baby' crack shifted her resolve into anger allowing her climax to overwhelm her."Rah," she howled. It didn't sound like a female coming to fruition. It was more akin to the sound European soccer hooligans made when their team scored a goal. The muscles in Anais' thighs were strumming along like the cords of a piano, her belly was undulating in and out, and her head had rolled back so that she was screaming to the ceiling.The countdown was on. The people next door/across the hall/above or below us would be waking up, think that someone had unleashed a wild animal in the hotel, figure out they were not immediately on the menu, then call the front desk, stating their fears as justifiable fact. Anais and I had been down that road before.I gave Anais' flank a light smack to get her attention. Sure she looked back at me with simmering anger, yet she also knew the score. That had been round #1 in a nightlong bout of sexual conquest, rebellion and re-conquest. She drew her knees to her chest so she could pull off her damp panties in one swift motion. I worked off my shoes, pants, socks and underwear. While she soaked up my naked flesh (muscles, scars and all), she retrieved the phone from the side table and placed it beside her. She wouldn't want to break up our rhythm when the phone rang.No romantic small talk interrupted our shared lust. She wanted that cock and I wanted to give it to her. I moved between her inviting thighs while she examined me, her upper body uplifted by her arms resting on her elbows. Bite-kissing-biting resumed. I slowly pushed her head to the bed with the force of my kisses and strength of my upper body pushing down on her. Somewhere along the way, I slipped into her.Condom? Crap. I was slipping. I would have to pull out, because stopping to put a condom on would earn me some serious ferocity on her part. I plunged in. Anais placed her hands on my hips, claws beneath my kidneys, guiding my pace and power. I may have been on top, but she wasn't giving up on one ounce of control."Damn you," she hissed."Yes?" I leered."Fuck you.""I'm working on it. Is there anything," I teased."Bastard," she looked away, "You remember how I like it.""Whatever made you think I would forget?" I kept at it."Don't look so smug.""I'm working on it," I looked smug. Anais dug her fingernails in. I had to be punished, just ask her."When do you have to go back to work?" she huffed."Six a.m. When do you have to go back?""I have two days off.""Good to know," I stole a kiss from her lips painlessly. Good to know.(Painful dreams)I edged back into consciousness realizing that I was not alone. The muffled sense of my surroundings informed me that I wasn't really awake. She sat on my side of the bed, feet on the floor, side to me."Good evening, Dot," I yawned."Good morning, Cáel," the Goddess Ishara let her melodic voice float over me."Hold on," I interrupted her. I weaved as I leaned over, pawed at my pants (still trapped in the real world) and finally drew forth my offering."A fortune cookie," she chuckled. "I admire your dedication.""It is a simple enough request and I aim to please." I hesitated. "We don't have much time, do we?""You are dreaming, not concussed, so we will be alright if we tread carefully," she told me. "This time, I have no cryptic warnings, or specious pieces of information. I am giving you a gift. Take my hand."I did, not that I had much choice. We 'went', where to, I wasn't sure yet I suspected we were skirting the Weave itself where concepts like Time and Distance had little meaning.The Goddess released my hand and I stepped out of the fog brought about by the abrupt nature of our progress to see a woman sitting beside a pool, no, a sunken bath. She looked up at our approach. Oh shit, it was,"Cáel? You are Cáel, aren't you," she smiled. She stared at me with her blind eyes while waiting for my response with deaf ears."Yes, Tad fi, I'm Cáel. How did you know?""I bear our shared life inside me," she graced me with her serene presence."Ah, I was warned," I stopped myself. I was going to add 'this might happen'. That would be unfair as she appeared pleased with this alteration of her life path. "I was warned by the Goddess that she had something to show me. How are you feeling? Is there anything I can do for you?"She put her hand over her lower abdomen and rubbed the spot with her palm."Seeing you and giving you the news in person is enough," she glowed with happiness."Have you picked out a name yet?" seemed weak."I will leave that up to you.""Oh, come on," I relaxed slightly. "This is something we are doing together.""No, it is not, kind Cáel.""Just because she will most likely end up an Isharan doesn't,""No, Cáel. This birth will cost me my life. I am not destined to ever see my daughter draw her first breath," she confided in me."No!" I recoiled. "That's unfair." What else could I say? 'I take it back. I shouldn't have listened to my Goddess and screwed you out of what little life you had left.'"I am content with my fate, Cáel Nyilas Wakko Ishara. Our daughter will be the first female of the Isharan line in nearly 1600 years. Rejoice that we have been confronted by Destiny and triumphed. The light of the Peacemakers will shine once more among our sisters.""It is not worth the cost of your life," I responded bitterly. This was colossally unfair to all three of us."That you grieve for the short time I have left gives me strength, knowing our daughter will grow up with a strong, caring father. I,"I could sense Ishara close by my side."You must go, my Cáel. We will next see each other in the Halls of our Ancestors. Take our daughter and raise her well. I have faith in you," she sighed pleasantly, as if I had sheltered her from the rainstorm with my umbrella."We must go," Ishara whispered in my ear and then we left. I was back in the hotel room, looking down at the tears on my sleeping face and it hurt so much."You gave me that command knowing what it would cost her," I sounded so hollow, chin on my chest, eyes closed instead of looking at my feet."We are not an easy people to love, Cáel. We are harsh. Endless centuries of suffering, pain and mistrust have made us this way. Please understand that what you see as one life passing is really one life coming into being. It is a life Fate would have denied the line of Ishara. I took you to meet Tad fi because I wanted you to greet your daughter with understanding, not sorrow. I owed you.""Steal my anger why don't you?" I chuckled bitterly. "Can I even blame myself for this tragedy? It isn't like you made me do anything. I did it because I wanted to and never gave much thought to the frail health Tad fi was hanging on to. This is so wrong and I don't know what to do.""Wake up. Keep living. If this news turns your heart, or fills your mind with doubt, then both of us have failed you. Tad fi didn't have to tell you. I didn't have to bring you to her. I believed you were owed the chance to say good-bye.""I didn't say that," I exhaled sadly."You openly grieved and let her comfort you. That is more of a 'goodbye' than most people are able to convey. She knows your heart. You were honest in your sorrow. She saw that and that eased her suffering knowing that you are a person who is free with their heart. For a woman who expected nothing but wickedness from men for so long, that was the ultimate gift. You did help her. You truly did.""I," I woke up. Anais was looking down at me, concerned."You've been crying," she noted by touching my cheek with a finger then showing me the dampness."Do you believe a person's soul can fracture?" I murmured. That sort of talk was unlike the 'me' she once knew."Do you believe that another can help you put your soul back together if that happens?" I continued."You are not talking about us, are you?" she studied me."No. I'm thinking about being a parent, not just a father. Can I fuck that up as much as I've screwed up so many of the other women I've cared for, am I going to be worthy of being a Dad?""Oh, I don't know. You are not the man I knew two years ago. I think you have changed for the better. You are still far from perfect yet, you seem to be trying so much harder than previously.""You think I'm going to screw things up, don't you?""Yes. Yes, I do, but I also think you will only make the same mistake once. That is better than most men can hope for," she let her gaze soften."This is us breaking up,""Yes. I think if I stayed, you would break my heart; and I am starting to believe neither one of us wants that," she nodded. "One more time?""I'd love to," I smiled at her. I still hurt. I was using sex to bandage my pain. Anais knew that and was giving me this unlooked for piece of kindness. It was the best break up I'd ever had, or could ever hope for.{5:45 am, Saturday, August 30th ~ 9 Days to go}"You look like someone strangled your kitten," Pamela told me as I exited Anais' hotel room. She was leaning against the wall across the hall. I had the feeling she had been there a while. Of course I hadn't been allowed to wander off alone; most likely, Chaz had kept an eye on me until Pamela relieved him."I, I got Tadifi killed," I unloaded on her.Pamela immediately dropped her casual fa

Il caso del Mostro di Firenze è uno dei più intricati, inquietanti e oscuri della cronaca nera italiana. In questa puntata ne parlo con Roberto Taddei, scrittore, autore del libro "Il labirinto del Mostro di Firenze" edito da Mimes. Un viaggio di oltre tre ore per ricostruire, passo dopo passo, la storia dei delitti, le indagini, i depistaggi, i personaggi principali e le mille teorie che ancora oggi avvolgono il caso in un alone di mistero. Dai guardoni ai "compagni di merende", dalla figura controversa di Pietro Pacciani fino all'enigmatica morte di Francesco Narducci, passando per la psicosi collettiva, l'oggi inspiegabile supporto dei media a Pacciani durante il processo, il contesto politico (era l'epoca di Mani Pulite) e il ruolo dei processi come costruzioni narrative. Quello di Roberto è un racconto denso e documentatissimo che prova a mettere ordine nel caos e a rispondere alla domanda più difficile di tutte: chi era davvero il Mostro di Firenze? I libri di tutti gli ospiti di PDR e qualche consiglio di lettura sono qui: https://www.amazon.it/shop/danielerielli La mia newsletter gratuita: https://danielerielli.substack.com/ Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/danielerielli/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/danielerielli Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/quitthedoner/ Il mio ultimo libro é "IL FUOCO INVISIBILE" (Rizzoli), e lo trovi qui: https://amzn.to/40VFsLB Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's not easy being green—especially when your heart is three sizes too big. No, we're not talking about someone abusing anabolic steroids; we're talking about everyone's favorite green Christmas curmudgeon: The Grinch.Created by Dr. Seuss and brought to life in the iconic animated Christmas special by Chuck Jones—of Tom & Jerry fame—The Grinch was voiced by two legends: Boris “The Mummy” Karloff and Thurl “Tony the Tiger” Ravenscroft. As two beloved queer cultural figures, both are integral to this beloved holiday tradition.And yet, despite the popularity of the book, the animated TV special, and the live-action movie, you seldom see people dressing up as The Grinch, until recently.Today, actor, mime, and drag queen Gregg Steigmeyer joins us to talk about his unique gig playing The Grinch at holiday parties. Gregg shares how he strikes the delicate balance between staying in character as the grouchy Grinch while still spreading that essential holiday cheer.Why is Gregg so good at playing The Grinch? Maybe it's his background in physical comedy, or maybe it's because he's Vikki Spykke, one of Chicago's drag legends going back to the 80s when drag queens excelled at bringing in the sass and the spunk. Plus–– An original Christmas classic: The Grinch Who Stole Cher. FOLLOW US:★ linkedin.com/in/gregg-steigmeyer-7ba9641a/ ★ instagram.com/faustofernos ★ instagram.com/marcfelion

Explorons le potentiel des « mimes » pour stimuler ou intervenir au niveau du développement moteur de l'enfant. Aperçu du contenu • Y a-t-il une différence entre un mime et un pantomime ? • Quelles capacités liées à la motricité sont sollicitées pour mimer ? • Qu'est-ce que le schéma corporel ? Une représentation mentale ? Une praxie ? • Quel est le lien entre les neurones miroirs, l'imitation et les mimes ? • Quand commencer ? • À partir de quel âge les enfants peuvent-ils mimer ? • Comment évoluent les capacités d'imitation puis de mimes au fil du développement ? • Comment peut-on accompagner l'enfant qui débute ? • Quels sont différents types de mimes que l'on peut faire avec les enfants ? • Idées d'activités qui font mimer • Faut-il corriger l'enfant qui a de la difficulté à réaliser un mime durant une activité ? • Activité à faire avec les enfants durant le temps des fêtes (mimer une histoire de Noël) Bon écoute! Josiane et Véronique ---- LIENS UTILES Pour télécharger l'histoire en format PDF : La tarte au pommes de Noël Pour me voir mimer l'histoire de Noël avec quelques images en support (cela peut aider l'enfant plus jeune ou qui a de la difficulté à visualiser) : Vidéo de Josiane ---- Idées de jeux commerciaux qui font mimer Expressio Tip Tap Clap Cranium Singeries ---- Si tu trouves que le contenu de ce podcast est utile, tu peux m'aider à le faire connaitre en le partageant, en t'abonnant et en le notant avec ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐. Tu peux aussi m'écrire pour me suggérer des sujets (touchant la motricité) à aborder au jcs@josianecaronsantha.com. Merci

On this episode the b'ys talk about, Coral island, getting a new phone, and using the force in real life. follow us on Instagram @thearglebarglepod and email us at thearglebarglepod@gmail.com

Season 11 está finito (castanets) but we still have one last thing to talk about. Ok, several last things. So, join us for a review of the past six months and a preview of Season 12. Shout outs: All our guest hosts • Interviewees Nora and Adam from Lost Lantern plus Craig, Howard, and Crispin from Star Trek Spirits • New super fan Justin from Tennessee • Do we have listeners that don't start with the letter J? • Did Brian the Whiskey Explorer listen to us in a tent? Listener Stats: A new state in the Top 10 • Three new countries! • Ed can't be blamed for Estonia • Japan is always jealous of China does • Two QuickTastes (plus a bit of Madness) • Swedish Fish is Cherry's cousin Season 11 Recap: 21 new podcasts • 35 new whiskeys • The shortest podcast ever • General Sweetness • The “Alleger” • Ed's second throat • Sue smells Gabe's cigar • Mimes and crickets • The best dad joke ever • Peeing Crystal Light • Schrödinger's Whiskey! • The Jim Jones fruit cocktail • Jeff's crazy Star Trek knowledge • You can taste the cancer and emphysema • Ed shades himself • Cooper does crack • Rachel gets Gabed • Sue tastes old men • Ed pays for his impatience • Pizza Bite Whiskey! • #frozenemptychick • We all get stripper names • Scott spice-bombs Ed • Cunny Lingus gets you where you need to go • Javelin or Pole Vault? (Yes, that's a penis joke) • Paul Newman and cocaine? • Ed uses his sexy voice • Scott had a gummy • The biggest shade of all Season 12 Preview: Semi-Sober October • Novem-Beer • Kentucky Trip • Xmas Bonus • Unplanned Cocktails • Madness 2025 Thanks for listening! Love you guys! Music Credits: Octoblues by Kevin MacLeod | Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4152-octoblues | License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license • Got This courtesy of Neffex | Link: https://www.youtube.com/user/neffexmusic • Whiskey on the Mississippi by Kevin MacLeod | Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4624-whiskey-on-the-mississippi

All the boys are here and we talk: Theatre! Football Mimes? The wrong OnlyFan Baseball history A few exciting trailers A trout update and another wild RFK Jr. Story! Come on in, and get yourself Effin Cultured!

Send us a Text Message.In this episode, Mike and Andy talk Indy Comics Company Big Bang Comics! First though we talk about the long-awaited chat you've been asking for! Mimes Vs Clowns! Who would win? And would we even know if the Mime won?We discuss Dr Weird and then realize the rest is going to take a more Indepth look at the company and other titles! So this is just a prelude to the next episode where we talk history and characters more. Join us for this one and look for several episodes to come out shortly after.Thanks again to Big Bang Comics for giving us some digital copies of the books and go check them out at Indyplanet.com.Support the Show.Our webpage is: https://andthisiswhyilovecomicspodcast.buzzsprout.comEmail us at AndthisiswhyIlovecomics@gmail.comJoin us on Twitter at @AndthisiswhyIL1On Facebook at And This is Why I love Comics Podcast!On the Tik Tok at https://www.tiktok.com/@whyilovecomicspodcast?_t=8a45YUB7iW6&_r=1Support the show! https://www.buzzsprout.com/1824117/support or become a Patreon member patreon.com/AndThisIsWhyILoveComics and get eventual early show release and some exclusive content.Thanks to all our supporters and friends of the show! We couldn't do it without you!Check out Jamie's YouTube show at https://www.youtube.com/@jhoodcomics/featuredThanks to Producer Tony, Co-hosts Matt 2.0, Kevin, Jamie and Matt 10.0., Producer Katie, and Nick. Thanks to Thunder Chicken for the tunes! Check them out on Spotify! https://open.spotify.com/artist/7IlO3mSZd0XlwWfzRs1kUA?si=Vv2kTfrcRWOSs7QuQ7aKYA&dl_branch=1

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We're back with another episode in our favorite series, Freaky Listener Stories! In Volume 6, we've got some real zingers that have been sent in over the last couple of months. We're talking ghost mimes, we're talking waking walk-ins, we're talking mimics, and paranormal activity in an area of Google Earth that was coincidentally blurred out WHILE harboring an interesting military presense. Classic stuff, really. Thank you to everyone that submitted their personal paranormal experiences for us to share! You da real MVPs. Join in the spooky merriment, as we dive into some truly awesome ghost stories and other paranormal oddities. We'll see you on the inside! -------- TIME STAMPS: 0:00 - Still Time For Hazy Dell Cryptid Plushies! (https://shorturl.at/ktBCX) 1:53 - Cue The Spooky Ghost Story Paranormal Intro Music 3:11 - Scott Inadvertently Alienates The Entire Audience 4:37 - Check Out The New Website www.thefreakydeaky.com 5:17 - T-Money O'Hoolihan, Mimics & The Lights 19:01 - Robin & The Waking Walk-In 28:49 - (REDACTED) & The UFO of Palmer Alaska 36:44 - Goldie & The Sharp Toothed Fairies (Not the Sharp Tooth Fairy) 41:31 - Brenda's Haunted Family Home 48:08 - Brenda & The Mime (And MySpace Talk) 52:33 - Brenda & The Unexplainable Door 55:41 - Recap & Wind Down 59:10 - Outro -------- Come join our Facebook Group! Chat with us and other like-minded friends of the show. Drop your episode suggestions, personal paranormal experiences, memes, and general discussion on paranormal phenomena & topical events!   TFD Facebook Group: https://tinyurl.com/tfdfb If you're enjoying the show, please take a second to leave us a 5-Star Review and consider sharing the show with your friends and family! It's the single best way to help us move up the charts and beat those pesky algorithms. Have You Ever Experienced Something Paranormal? We want to hear your story! Use the email below to submit paranormal experiences, episode suggestions, or general feedback on ways we can improve the quality of the show: thegang@thefreakydeaky.com Official TFD Merch: TFD Merch Subscribe to The Freaky Deaky on YouTube and Follow Us on Social Media For Photos, Video Shorts & Behind The Scenes Looks From Each Episode: YouTube: https://bit.ly/3goj7SP Instagram: https://bit.ly/2HOdleo Facebook: https://bit.ly/3ebSde6 TFD Facebook Group: https://tinyurl.com/tfdfb TikTok: https://bit.ly/35lNOlu Website: The Freaky Deaky Podcast  

After a year of building and taking time off from Builders Build, the 3 internet entrepreneur bros you missed, gathered together to bring back the top 10000 business pod you all missed so much. The team dives into everything you wanted to know… And a bunch you didn't. Colin, Oren, and James cover the weird esoteric supplements they are all taking, Orens passing of Epstein's island on his yacht adventure, Russell Brunson beating up 10 year olds, and the rise of niche communities for service businesses to start. As well as monetizing content sites, fundraising through a jogathon, Twitter premium and ad credits, Cut 30, Google Analytics and internet weed. Tune in for all the alpha, and welcome the crew back, for the return of Builders Build. Chapters 00:00 The Return of the Podcast 03:00 Diving into the Supplement Space 08:00 The Godstack and the Esoteric Supplements 14:50 Epstein's Island Rebranding 19:00 Russell Brunson and Hermosy 23:50 Building Niche Communities 30:00 The Rise of Service Business Communities 31:22 Monetizing Content Sites 32:03 Flooring Industry Success Story 32:31 Expanding to Other Industries 33:12 The Value of Communities 34:19 Jogathon and Fundraising 35:02 Predictions and Speculations 36:06 Twitter Premium and Ad Credits 37:24 Changes in Twitter Algorithm 38:01 Twitter Ads and Conversion Tracking 38:35 Selling Internet Weed 39:08 Twitter Ads for Webinars 40:08 Twitter Ads for Cut 30 41:20 Google Analytics and Internet Weed 43:34 Branded Merchandise 44:03 Mechanical Keyboards and Swag 45:13 Desktop Accessories 46:12 The Rise and Fall of Mischief 47:21 Mimes in Campaigns 48:31 Sign-off and Stay Rich Money Twitter Check out more episodes at https://builders.build And follow the gang on their social media Colin: https://www.instagram.com/landforce/  Oren: https://www.instagram.com/orenmeetsworld/ James: https://www.instagram.com/thejamescamp/

Yiskah Koock and Ellen Ronis explore the aftermath of terrorist attacks, and the mourning and isolation this brings. We talk about being true to oneself, communication, putting on  a good show, and looking for the silver lining.

This episode is me bringing on some meme's that I feel are thought provoking, inormative, and even funny. Again, that's meme's not Mimes.  I am bringing them to you for that purpose with some comentary on them.  I hope you enjoy the reality of them.

Have you ever wondered why people say, "Never take a picture with mimes"? Our educational post delves into the intriguing reasons behind this popular advice. Get informed and find out why you might want to avoid capturing these silent performers on camera. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Get your popcorn ready as we dive headfirst into the iconic world of Trailer Park Boys with none other than Barrie Dunn, the man behind the unforgettable character, Ray. Barrie spills the beans on his multifaceted involvement in the show as a writer, producer, director, and of course, actor. We navigate through his journey post-Trailer Park Boys and the new ventures keeping him busy.Our episode then shifts gears as we follow the incredible journey of a street performer in Eastern Europe during the tumultuous mid-70s. This rollercoaster of a story takes us through the highs and lows of the theatre scene in the UK, the struggle of finding acting gigs in Canada, and the varying audience reception across different countries. We also get a front-row seat to the legacy Trailer Park Boys has left behind its unique storytelling style that defied norms and how it has garnered a cult following.Finally, to end on a high note, we lighten the mood with some candid relationship talk and fun moments. Barrie shares his wisdom about the dynamics of successful relationships, the impact of dating apps, and even showcases his impressive mimicking skills. This episode is not just a tribute to Trailer Park Boys but also a celebration of the unpredictable journey of the performing arts. So, buckle up for an entertaining ride filled with laughter, insights, and great stories.Thank you for joining us on today's show, as always, we appreciate each and every one of you! Talk to you soon

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Traversing like a fifth of the map this early on in a Nuzlocke is no small feat, and regrettably some small feet on someone's team didn't make it through the other side of Mt. Coronet pass. But, we didn't let that stop us from enjoying the jaunty music and wind in our hair careening down Cycling Road—at least that buoyed our spirits enough to weather fighting some dad impersonating a Pichu's mom or the freak with three Mr. Mimes. Oh, and Maylene's fearsome Lucario. The #GrimSeason continues down a dark path. Notes: Featuring "Sea of Love (Cat Power)" by FakeyOke.

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I've started a new virtual adventure on my Facebook page, bringing my life to the online stage. It's like a podcast, making it a perfect addition to my Meet the Mimes series. Join me on this personal journey of self-expression, where you can also enjoy my music live. Get ready for a captivating mix of storytelling and melodies! Stay tuned for an exciting experience.

We're running, running, and running pell-mell into another movie review, dear listeners! How we manage to spend a full 45 minutes picking apart a movie we didn't care for is even a mystery to us, an impossibility some would say. We'll give you some hints though, like how the best female lead isn't constantly running away, the overall story thinks it's a lot smarter than it actually is, and there are even huge parts of the plot that we've seen in other movies that were just done better. If you choose to listen to this podcast, just know that it'll be about a mid-movie at best!Available on Amazon Podcasts, Apple Podcasts, iHeart Radio, Google Podcasts, Spreaker, Castbox, Deezer, Podcast Addict, and Podchaser.Spicy Beets: https://soundcloud.com/jesse-senpaiPaper Lab Studios: Paperlabstudios.comFollow us on Instagram: @zippertan @paperlabstudiosFollow us on Twitter: @zippertan @paperlabSupport us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/paperlabstudios

Crack of dawn SOSS! We don't know how to talk! Summer has too many obligations. More trash is able to travel now.  Just pretend to be Canadian when you travel. Maya and Producer Tyler went to a new kind of party - talent show party. Mimes are cute! Hot tip: never nap before a party. Also, young people still know about Mazzy Star. Amy goes hiking at Fort Snelling, which she calls Fart Smelling. Amy teaches her sister about state parks.  Amy's niece goes to circus camp! Turns out that riding a unicycle can teach you how to ride a bike. The ladies discuss Project Runway. Laurence is everything. Maya dives back into “Is It Cake?” Amy's niece has also discovered this show. Approved/Denied: Tik Tok sensation “Bed Rotting”. The ladies remember Trading Spaces.  --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/the-spirit-of-77/message

This week Lisa and Dr. Angela are in person and doing a double! "Daniel and Alison (Your Calls, New Merch, Buttholes:The Exhibit!" "Alison's Sex Work, Wendy's Chocolate Fountain, Jordan's Sock Reveal" "Steven Weber" "Mimes, Clowns, Boob Snoods" They talk New Merch, Mysterious Murder Dinners, Shades of Gray, Flaming Fancy Desserts, Avoiding The Noid, Weinerdude Attitudes, Terrible Pant Lengths, Semi-Hard Rockin' Cafe, Being Sensory Deprived, Miss Understood, Clown School Reunions, Shout Outs and FaveMOEs!

Lizzy Cooperman and Robin Shorr are here and they've had shockingly similar experiences when it comes to the study of pantomime and also being accused of plagiarism. Robin's mind is blown by something I say about not punishing kids when they tell you the truth and we all learn a little something about Mr. Smeds and Mr. Spats. Plus more Steven Weber talk, Elliot's car riddles and a round of JMOE and HGFY. Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen   This episode is brought to you by: LITTLE SPOON: http://littlespoon.com/bff (for 30% off at checkout) Buy Alison's Book: Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me)  https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd   You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/ Get yourself some new ARIYNBF merch here: https://alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/ Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

this is a bit of "black and white" thinking haha. what if Mimes and clowns were like enemies and what if they had their own societies.

Are you going to travel to Europe this summer? That's great, but there are some things you need to be aware of, to avoid having your dream journey turn into a nightmare. If you're going to Barcelona or some other tourist hotspot in Europe, you'll see some cool-looking mimes around major sights. Never let them be in a photo with you, unless you're ready to pay for it. What would you do if you saw a cool-looking guy selling coconuts in the street? Again, a photo of that person will cost you a lump sum, so be alert. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week's episode, Derek goes to the WWE NFL Draft, and SPOLIER ALERT "Jury Duty” is an awesome show. Forcing obnoxious parents at little league games volunteer to be umpires may not be the best form of punishment, and Antonio Brown thinks the Baltimore Ravens want to sign him when they definitely do not. Are weird climax noises during sex overrated or underrated, and what would you do if you found an inappropriate picture in the donation bucket at church?What two animals would you like to switch the sounds they make, and what ridiculous things would you buy if money was no object? Would you rather live in an infested house with crickets that scream like goats, or be sung “Happy Birthday” every time you go into public? Enjoy another hilarious episode, and keep on laughing assholes! 

This week on Meet the Mimes, we explore the lives of some of history's most legendary figures. We ponder if legendary figures such as King Aurthur, Pythagoras and John Henry were even real people. I take a skimming look at each figure, lightly exploring both the evidence for and against their existence.

On this episode of Meet the Mimes, we explore the life and legacy of Sarah E. Goode, an African American inventor who made waves in the furniture industry in the late 1800s. Born in 1855, Goode faced incredible challenges as a woman and a person of color during her time, but her determination and groundbreaking invention, the cabinet bed, changed the game. We dive into the story behind this innovative design and how it transformed the way people lived and slept. Join us as we celebrate the life of this remarkable inventor and the impact she made on the world of furniture design.

The blowback from the Muchmusic documentary that shafted Ed! Why Drag Shows and Drag Storytime are not the same! Also - why are Mimes such jerks?

Welcome to our Podcast #2,593! Want to get in touch with Sarah Elena? https://www.lasarahelena.com/ Here's a link to our Costa Rica Pura Vida Amazon Products Store! Happy Shopping! https://www.costaricagoodnewsreport.com/costaricaproductsamazon.html We appreciate your listening and hope you find the time to go through the 100's of episodes that we have recorded already. They're short, so listen to a few every day! I promise you will learn all you need to know about one of the happiest countries on the planet! Here's some links that will get you started in learning more about Costa Rica! If you're thinking about moving to Costa Rica, we can assist! Visit "Royal Palms Costa Rica Real Estate". . we are DEDICATED BUYER'S AGENTS. Check out our website at www.costaricaimmigrationandmovingexperts.com/buyersagent.html Here's our NEW Costa Rica Good News Report YouTube Channel. Over 350 Short, Entertaining Videos that will get you excited about Costa Rica: https://www.youtube.com/@thecostaricagoodnewsreport/videos Check out an amazing travel website catering to those travelers age 50 and over! Dozens of incredible expert contributors writing about so many destinations: https://www.travelawaits.com/ Here's our 1st contribution to the TravelAwaits website: https://www.travelawaits.com/2789789/questions-to-ask-if-thinking-about-retiring-in-costa-rica/ Here's a link to our 2nd article on the TravelAwaits website as promised: https://www.travelawaits.com/2798638/tips-for-driving-in-costa-rica/ Here's a link to our 3rd article on the TravelAwaits website: https://www.travelawaits.com/2794704/how-to-gain-residency-status-in-costa-rica/ Check out our NEW COSTA RICA LOVE STORIES! There's ONE THING BETTER than falling in love. . falling in love in COSTA RICA! Here's the link: https://www.costaricagoodnewsreport.com/lovestories.html So many GOOD-NEWS stories coming out of Costa Rica. We'd love to share them with all of you! Way over 100 stories ready right now. Learn all about one if the Happiest Countries on the Planet. . Costa Rica! Here's a link: https://vocal.media/authors/skip-licht Become a "COSTA RICA PURA VIDA" Brand Ambassador & Share the LIFESTYLE with EVERYONE! Here's the link: https://www.costaricagoodnewsreport.com/brandambassador.html --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/costa-rica-pura-vida/message

Actor PETER FLIHAN is our guest on this episode! We talk with him about his acting career and of course his latest appearances on two New York TV shows: East NY and Blue Bloods!New York City born and bred, Peter Flihan got his first taste of acting as the “M” in “Merry Christmas” in the kindergarten play. But it was behind, and later on, the stage with Fordham University's “Mimes & Mummers” in the Bronx where he got really hooked.  It would only take 13 years and 2 prior careers as a foreign exchange broker and then a sales manager for a teddy bear company to finally allow him to become a working commercial actor.With typical perfect timing, he started his pursuit right before the SAG and AFTRA strike in the Spring of 2000.  But with the incredible support of his wife and children, a difficult start became a rewarding journey that continues over 20 years later.  His scope of work has grown over that time to include healthy aspects of voiceover, film, and television roles.As a dedicated community firefighter since 2003, Peter has attained the rank of Captain in a Ladder Company, and is the current President of that Company.  An active freemason, Peter seeks a sense of shared purpose in every family he enjoys being a part, especially the creative one of acting.Here is the link to see Peter's scenes on East New York!  Click to watch thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5g1ImDgvk8

It's got Toyland in the name, but we ain't playin' around! For our final recording session in the stooge, long time listener/long time lurker Jack Spratarie joins the boys (aka Deef Be Nimble, Deef Be Quick and Little Boy Blown) for an exhaustive (and exhausting) tour of Mother Goose's village and its surrounding metro area. Colors! Schemes! Math! Mimes! Sheep! Choreography! And apparently something about Christmas somewhere in here? Tune in for Deefy's last in person episode!

In this episode, Victor Davis Hanson and cohost Jack Fowler take on Stanford University's forbidden words and woke-ism in education broadly, the anti-woke "liberals" now Neo-Conservatives, and immigration.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This episode we are talking Jame Gunn being DC's new Kevin Feige, Black Adam, Marvel's Vision Disney+ show, Andor, The Tales of the Jedi, and the Top Secret Star Wars project being developed.

This week's episode of Beethoven Walks into a Bar features a chat (yes, chat) with Magic Circle Mimes Doug MacIntyre and Maggie Peterson. Doug and Maggie have been introducing audiences to the arts of mime and symphonic music for over four decades. We chat about their journeys to becoming mimes and what inspires their unique and educational programs. See them in person with the Kansas City Symphony Sunday, November 6, 2022 at 2pm in their performance of The Listener. https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3J3jQHTG5kCHD3lsrv7Ack?si=3afe3efa612a4821 (Episode 605 Playlist)

The Dodgers are DEAD and Big Strong John is sad. But at least our city of San Diego is happy. The Chosen One thinks he's due for Jury Duty. When will people grow up and get a real wallet? Are there too many Oktoberfests? We will be sending all of our gas rebate back to Gavin Newsom. 908 Update: The Taco Truck is back. Mimes vs Monks. And are mimes inconsiderate? 908 Athlete of the Week: Good JuJu/Bad Juju. Patreon.com/908SYS

The fellas are running the ship today and answering huge questions and replying on answers.com

Warriooorsss come out to playyayyy!! Time to bop our way back to Coney Island. 100,000 gang members. 20,000 cops. All looking for us. No where to run. No where to hide. Baseball clowns, Mimes, and Orphans, OH MY! Get packed, make sure your cardio is tip top, and don't forget to pay your subway tokens.  The Summer Of 70's rolls on with The Warriors. CAN YOU DIG IT SUCKAS? CAN YOU DIG IT? CAAAANNN YYOOOOUUUU DIIIG IIIITTTT!•0:00:00 -  Introductions•0:03:00 - Memories of first viewing•0:06:45 - Pertinent movie details •0:13:00 - Critical and fan reviews•0:23:00 - Scene by scene breakdown •1:30:00 - Modern day ratings——————————————————————**Get Free Shipping, returns and exchanges from Felix Gray Glasses.  http://felixgrayglasses.com/confused——————————————————————**Cedar Ridge Distillery-  Go check out our sponsor and order some whiskey.  http://cedarridgewhiskey.com——————————————————————**Visit us at Http://confusedbreakfast.com or leave a voicemail about your thoughts of the show!  319.804.9596——————————————————————**Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast like these fine people-Robin Fawcett, Dane, Joel, Nick Merulla, Mark Prior, Keerlana, Jordon, Elisha, Nick Fulkerson, Camden Griffith, Francisco Rivera, Cameron Jay, Bud Larsen, BigBigAndy, Katie Beeks, Travis Hunziker, Greg Jackson, Mr. and Mrs. Roommate, Cale James, Jason Davis, Shaun Dixon, Emilio Perez, Skyler Brunssen, Jordan Hooten, Brynna Misener, Jenel Lewis, Joe Thomas, Chris DeAro, Marshall G, Mitch Cavanaugh, Josh Miller, Conor, Macy, Jason Botsford, Stephen Moore, Chris Prior, Paul DeAro, Jason Hahn, Travis Scanlan, Michael Hodde, Gary McCarthy, Corey Vaughn, Ranger Rick and Suebaloo, Damien Zemek, Zachary Hearon, Dallas B, Revis, David Waggoner, Jeni Wilson, Tim Nash, Mike Zachar, Duane Van, Robert Vens, Joey Piemonte, David Waters, Allen Cross, negaduck, ZerophoniK, Amy N, Ryan O, Samuel Miller, David Gould, John Devlin, Zachary Jones, Seth Murray, Tina Hansen, Rolland and Julie, Leeloo Dallas Multipass, Joshua Goodman, Lance Davis, Jesse Anderson, MikeBeingMike, Dale Prystupa, Lana Kropf, Derek Foreal,  Mike Wheeler, Andrew Sawtell, Mike Oxhard,  Gerret Layoff, Aaron Baker, Ryan Grabski, Michael Nash, Adam Bathon, Ryan Weaver, Quinton Moore, Aaron Vandergriff, Joseph Morris, Zach Evans, Willard Brown, Justin Wooley, Todd Fatjo, PEOW, Jared Bushman,  Anthony Rochette, Melinda Miller, Luke Bittues, Gary Son of Gary, Sean Hatley, Rachel Heintz, Bailey, Jason McCarten, Merkie, Tyler Darke, John Miller, Caleb Kampsen, Dean Roan, Jason Ruby Rod Rodgers,  Chris M, Cody Kirker, Chris Kleman, Louie Loniewski, Alexandra Hemingway, Kennedy Harris, Starling,  Jessica Hlavinka, Tiffany, Tanner Gray, Søren Schrøder, Beth Sanderson, Quincy Mullen, David Amodei, Koby Cochran, Matthew Rosendahl, Jon Martinez, Jackson M, Jamie Young, Spaceballs the Username, Todd, Richard Harding, Branderson, Captain Chunk, Justin Logan, Bryant Wayland, Jacob Stahl, Carson Krueger, Aaron, Alex Navarro, Richard Burciaga, Steven Andrew Gibson, Andrew Loshbaugh, Peter Fitz, Jay Bender, Zach Egoff, Stephen Gaydos, Gary McCarthy, Steve Bland, Totally Not Interested, Andy M and Chris Nelson.  You are the best.  You will always be number 1 in our hearts.   Thank you. 

Mimes, lowly and reviled, are nevertheless a rich vein of commercial comedy, selling everything from renter's insurance to hotdogs. Plus, the ghost of Mitch Hedberg rides again, and an Ad Councilor shares relevant Max Headroom information.

After ditching her Willy, Colette was introduced to the brilliant, crossdressing lesbian Missy de Belbeuf! Together they created a mime show that shocked Parisians into a riot by showing women kissing, and worse - wearing pants! But when Colette captured the heart of a journalist, his lover "The Panther" went prowling for revenge. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Go to http://expressvpn.com/areyouscared to get an extra 3 months free. Go to http://hellofresh.com/areyouscared16 and use code areyouscared16 for up to 16 free meals and 3 free gifts. CONTENT WARNING: This video contains content that some might find disturbing. Viewer discretion is advised.   Possible triggers: mentions of emotional/physical distress, blood, suicide mention Join, if you dare, as Ryan reads the internet's scariest imagined stories to his pal Shane.

Mimes and police: two great tastes that don't taste great together. In the time between the Beat Generation and the Summer of Love, a band of misfit mimes joined forces with a future super-promoter to fight for the rights of performace artists and freedom of expression (also the freedom to get freaky while miming). Clashes with cops ensued, but no invisible box could hold the mimes back. This is the true story of how mime culture changed history...and gave us hippies. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mimes have been gesticulating their way into our hearts (or nightmares) nearly for forever. It may be that the legendary Marcel Marceau popularized the mime, but people have been communicating through movement since the very beginning. Today, characters in big-budget Hollywood movies and television shows routinely rely on pantomime techniques to create the on-screen characters we love. This hour, the past, present, and future of mimes. GUESTS: Doug Jones: A trained mime, contortionist, and award-winning actor known for his roles in The Shape of Water, Hellboy, Pan’s Labyrinth, Hocus Pocus, Star Trek: Discovery, and more Richard Knight: Author of Mime the Gap: Techniques in Mime and Movement Shawn Wen: Author of A Twenty Minute Silence Followed by Applause The Colin McEnroe Show is available as a podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, or wherever you get your podcasts. Subscribe and never miss an episode! Join the conversation on Facebook and Twitter. Colin McEnroe and Jonathan McNicol contributed to this show, which originally aired August 30, 2018.Support the show: http://www.wnpr.org/donateSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

@Annie_Berglund and @CWCRadio connect from opposite sides of the globe to celebrate their Double-Diamond Jubilee by revisiting their humble beginnings.

Here's what happened on the full show available on my Patreon1 – 0:00:00 – Cooler temps in studio. Brett Muller's kid fingered at the ballpark. I like Mimes. Workplace pranks.2 – 0:18:44 – EZ Show word scramble compilation (#3) // EZ version of Trump sniff, Hillary cough montage.3 – 0:28:21 – Eyebrows raised on Kim Kardashian. Julius Haiti blast. Another microphone break on air. Vanilla Ice on team Lochte.4 – 0:39:38 – Mr. Blue Sky. The Invention of Lying. Revisit the mic break from last segment. Ladies Ric Flair banged. Sports updates.5 – 0:53:47 – Pranking Lori Bennett. Listener's workplace pranks.6 – 1:08:04 – Games of Thrones book 6 (Winds of Winter) delayed again. George R.R. Martin sounds like Doane.7 – 1:17:00 – Fat-ass Panda. Julius snarks out. 10 minutes with Huge. Sports updates.8 – 1:32:42 – Griffins president Tim Gortsema in studio.9 – 1:52:36 – Diana locks up home alarm. Grizzly shrugs off bear spray, leaving broken bones and flappy meat.10 – 2:02:41 – Clowns on the loose in West Michigan. Sports updates.11 – 2:17:02 – Trump suggests PTSD veterans are weak. Julius pushed buttons.12 – 2:28:36 – Cracking knuckles / cracking necks. Replaying compilation and montage from segment #2. Hurricane bearing down. Eric's Mom and Wally lost house in hurricane.13 – 2:42:36 – Words not to use to describe a woman. Diana is just a taxi. Donate money for a punch in the face. Parents spend more time with their kids. Fond times for Julius. Ref favors for Steve Young. Race to 173.Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/the-eric-zane-show-podcast/donationsAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Happy May, everyone! On this month's bonus episode, the ladies talk about their pets, give updates on their Reader's Digest jokes, and decide which famous mimes are hot. Thanks for being Stitcher Premium members! Get bonus content on Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/ladytolady