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This week on the DATEScast, Derek is rich now and Tim refuses to be funny, so the end of the podcast is imminent. But before they wrap things up forever, they want to make sure to rate every cereal they can because, as everyone knows, cereal is a snack, Craig. Our snackologists are ready to do their job (well, Tim is, Derek is rich so he doesn't care) and PER this week's snack, Little Debbie Oatmeal Cream Pie Cereal. Featuring: Derek Montilla (@cap_kaveman) & Tim Agne (@timagne) Music by: Polly Hall & Andrew Barkan & Jack Harlow (@jackharlow) Inspired by: Mike and Tom Eat Snacks

This week on the DATEScast, Derek is rich now and Tim refuses to be funny, so the end of the podcast is imminent. But before they wrap things up forever, they want to make sure to rate every cereal they can because, as everyone knows, cereal is a snack, Craig. Our snackologists are ready to do their job (well, Tim is, Derek is rich so he doesn't care) and PER this week's snack, Little Debbie Oatmeal Cream Pie Cereal.   Featuring: Derek Montilla (@cap_kaveman) & Tim Agne (@timagne) Music by: Polly Hall & Andrew Barkan & Jack Harlow (@jackharlow) Inspired by: Mike and Tom Eat Snacks

This week on the DATESCAST, they're doing it. They're actually doing it. This week, thanks to a line uttered by WWE wrestler AJ Styles like some sort of open challenge, the guys are picking, eating, and rating the combination of Grits and M&Ms. Yes, I'm serious. Featuring: Derek Montilla (@cap_kaveman) & Tim Agne (@timagne) Music by: Polly Hall & Andrew Barkan & CFO$ (@CFOSOfficial) Inspired by: Mike and Tom Eat Snacks

This week on the DATESCAST, Tim and Derek prepare to be cancelled. They also discuss how hard it is to support brands that do terrible things. Like when Snickers makes a brownie. That's a spoiler. This week, our dynamic duo is picking, eating, and rating Snickers Peanut Brownie Squares. We know...the peanut is redundant.  Featuring: Derek Montilla (@cap_kaveman) & Tim Agne (@timagne) Music by: Polly Hall & Andrew Barkan & The Rolling Stones Inspired by: Mike and Tom Eat Snacks

This week on the DATESCAST, Tim and Derek are once again trying to figure out how to parent in a pandemic. But this time on this episode, they are taking some time for themselves. This snack isn't for the viewers or the listeners...it's for the snackologists in all of us. (DISCLAIMER: you are not certified to rate snacks and are not an actual snackologist) The dynamic duo is picking, eating, and rating Barton's Peanut Butter and Jelly Cups. Featuring: Derek Montilla (@cap_kaveman) & Tim Agne (@timagne) Music by: Polly Hall & Andrew Barkan & T.I. (@Tip), Young Thug, & Young Dro Inspired by: Mike and Tom Eat Snacks

This week on the DATESCAST, Tim and Derek discuss the snacks they're doing as homework that have let them down. Because when they're not PERing on the podcast, they're PERing in real life. And when it comes to this week's snack, they didn't choose it...it chose them. Your favorite snackologists are picking, eating, and rating Totino's Takis Mini Snack Bites. Featuring: Derek Montilla (@cap_kaveman) & Tim Agne (@timagne) Music by: Polly Hall & Andrew Barkan & Ohio Players Inspired by: Mike and Tom Eat Snacks

This week on the DATESCAST, it's a new year but with the same ol' Nazis. While Tim and Derek lament about not being able to retire their sign off, they still find great joy in dick shaped snacks. And by the way...cereal is a snack, Craig. For the first PER of 2021, the boys are rating a long awaited snack that may be a little past its best by date but really they're good forever. It's time to finally try Hostess Twinkies Cereal. Featuring: Derek Montilla (@cap_kaveman) & Tim Agne (@timagne) Music by: Polly Hall & Andrew Barkan & Gillette Inspired by: Mike and Tom Eat Snacks

This week on the DATESCAST, it's Christmas Day (WINK) and the end of our 12 DATES of Christmas. Derek discusses how his wife has been actively working against him on Operation: Secret Santa, and Tim talks about toys he's preordered. Our snacking experts also provide some parental advice on that damn Elf on a Shelf and slowing down the gift opening on Christmas Day. But at the end of the day and the year, we just all want to settle in with a glass of coquito and a nice snack. This week, we are picking, eating, and rating Pillsbury Hot Cocoa Cookie Dough. Featuring: Derek Montilla (@cap_kaveman) & Tim Agne (@timagne) Music by: Polly Hall & Andrew Barkan & Tom Hanks (@tomhanks) Inspired by: Mike and Tom Eat Snacks

This week on the DATESCAST, it's Christmas Eve, the presents are wrapped, and the stockings are hung by the chimney with care, so that means it's time to snack. After a holiday season of hard work and under appreciation, our snackologists kick back with a mug of coquito and bask in all of the hard work they've done...rating snacks. So for the 11th day of our 12 DATES of CHRISTMAS, our holiday heroes are PERing Angie's Hot Cocoa Marshmallow Flavored Kettle Corn. Featuring: Derek Montilla (@cap_kaveman) & Tim Agne (@timagne) Music by: Polly Hall & Andrew Barkan & Kids See Ghosts Inspired by: Mike and Tom Eat Snacks

This week on the DATESCAST, the 12 DATES of CHRISTMAS are coming to an end soon, and despite all of their differences this holiday season our snackologists are actually starting to grow closer. They reminisce over the past holiday specials and commercials from their childhoods while refusing to choose sides in a modern day war over Fruity vs Coco Pebbles. But on day 10 of the 12 DATES of CHRISTMAS, we pay homage to one of GOAT cereals by picking, eating and rating in its newest holiday form, Fruity Pebbles Cereal 'N Candy Snowmen. Forget what we said earlier...this is the most divisive snack in the history of this podcast. Featuring: Derek Montilla (@cap_kaveman) & Tim Agne (@timagne) Music by: Polly Hall & Andrew Barkan & Ella Fitzgerald Inspired by: Mike and Tom Eat Snacks

This week on the DATESCAST, Derek is treading on thin ice as our snackologists discuss DC Comics and films. Tim reveals his shockingly shallow origin story with DC and confirms he's just in it for The Bats. But in honor of the new film Wonder Woman 1984 releasing on Christmas Day and since there will be nothing else to do, our dynamic duo is spending day nine of our 12 DATES of CHRISTMAS picking, eating, and rating Wonder Woman Sweet Tart Ropes. Featuring: Derek Montilla (@cap_kaveman) & Tim Agne (@timagne) Music by: Polly Hall & Andrew Barkan & The Not Ready for Prime Time Players Inspired by: Mike and Tom Eat Snacks

This week on the DATESCAST, it is day eight of our 12 DATES of CHRISTMAS and lines have once again been drawn. Our viewers have made the clear decision about who is the heel and who is the baby face on this podcast. Regardless of the division that Tim's child is causing, our snackologists try to pick and eat a little healthier as they rate this week's snack, a variety of Kodiak Cakes Crunchy Granola Bars. Featuring: Derek Montilla (@cap_kaveman) & Tim Agne (@timagne) Music by: Polly Hall & Andrew Barkan & Darlene Love Inspired by: Mike and Tom Eat Snacks

This week on the DATESCAST, we're losing our minds just a little. It's day seven of our 12 DATES of CHRISTMAS and our snackologists can't agree on anything anymore. Especially not contemporary Christmas music vs traditional classics. But like any good family, they put their differences aside to pick, eat, and rate this week's snack, Lucky Charms Soft Baked Bars.  Featuring: Derek Montilla (@cap_kaveman) & Tim Agne (@timagne) Music by: Polly Hall & Andrew Barkan & Zedd, Maren Morris, & Grey Inspired by: Mike and Tom Eat Snacks

This week on the DATESCAST, it's day six of our 12 DATES of CHRISTMAS, which coincides with Festivus! Or "Phoestivus" for our heroes as they lament about their annual holiday farmer's market in Phoenix being shut down. But don't fret...there are plenty of grievances to air and feats of strength to accomplish on this episode. Our snackologists try to end 2020 healthy and act maturely while picking, eating, and rating Peanut Butter & Jelly Frooze Balls. Featuring: Derek Montilla (@cap_kaveman) & Tim Agne (@timagne) Music by: Polly Hall & Andrew Barkan & Aaron Gage Inspired by: Mike and Tom Eat Snacks

This week on the DATESCAST, it's day five of our 12 DATES of CHRISTMAS and our snackologists are talking about how much better toys were when they were made by people high on cocaine. You don't need to be high on cocaine or travel through the snow uphill both ways to get this week's snack rating. In our honor of the Founder and Proprietor of The Steel Cage dot com and his calves, and because he sent them to us, we are picking, eating, and rating Cow Tales. Featuring: Derek Montilla (@cap_kaveman) & Tim Agne (@timagne) Music by: Polly Hall & Andrew Barkan & Gayla Peevey

This week on the DATESCAST, things are getting spicy after all of last week's insults. But Tim and Derek don't lose their cool on day four of the 12 DATES of CHRISTMAS, or their cherished CD collections. They popped the faces off their car stereos and brought them in for security reasons before picking, eating, and rating this week's snack, Ritz Crisp & Thin Tabasco Flavored Wheat Chips. Featuring: Derek Montilla (@cap_kaveman) & Tim Agne (@timagne) Music by: Polly Hall & Andrew Barkan & Fitz & the Tantrums (@FitzAndTantrums) Inspired by: Mike and Tom Eat Snacks

This week on the DATESCAST, do you remember the 90s? Because after Tim berates Derek for his dangerous excursions during a global pandemic, our snackologists spend like 50 minutes talking about it before they even get to the snack. Grab your Tamagotchi and your POGS for this third day of our 12 DATES OF CHRISTMAS. Our festive duo of snacking pick, eat, and rate the classic treat known as Dunkaroos. Never forget that Duncan the Kangaroo died for our sins (and because of diabetes). Featuring: Derek Montilla (@cap_kaveman) & Tim Agne (@timagne) Music by: Polly Hall & Andrew Barkan & Mariah Carey (@mariahcarey) Inspired by: Mike and Tom Eat Snacks

This week on the DATESCAST, we're cutting straight to the chase just like this week's snack. It's day two of our 12 DATES OF CHRISTMAS and we're picking, eating, and rating Muddy Bites Bite-Sized Waffle Cones. Because life is just too short to waste on eating anything other than "the nugget". Featuring: Derek Montilla (@cap_kaveman) & Tim Agne (@timagne) Music by: Polly Hall & Andrew Barkan & Run-DMC (@OfficialRunDMC) Inspired by: Mike and Tom Eat Snacks

This week on the DATESCAST, we kickoff our 12 DATES OF CHRISTMAS with our sad snackologists reminiscing over a year and a Hawaiian vacation lost due to COVID-19. Maybe we'll look back at it and say "I was there". Maybe we'll learn to appreciate our dude vacations a little bit more. Or maybe, just maybe, we will say "at least we got to try that giant bag of first class airline nuts". Because on this week's episode, the dynamic duo of snacking is picking, eating, and rating American Airlines First Class Aloha Mixed Nuts. Sure we didn't get to dig our toes in the sands of Waikiki, but the Pina Colada Pecans are a comforting consolation prize.

This week on the DATESCAST, it is once again spooky season and time for our annual SCAREK AND GRIM'S HALLOWEEN SNACKTACULAR! Strap in and dress up as our snackologists Tim Nook and Macho Man Derek Savage put their lives on the line to once again bring you ratings on the finest snacks in all of Halloween Town. As is tradition, they are not just PERing one snack...they are picking, eating, and rating SEVEN DIFFERENT HALLOWEEN SNACKS! Join us for this very evil ride of trying Sonic Trick or Treat Blasts, Dunkin' Ghost Pepper Donuts, Dirty Dough Monster Monster cookies, Reese's Franken Cups, Hershey's Vampire Kisses, Hershey's Cookies & Creme Fangs, and Witches Brew Kit Kats! Check your blood sugar levels at the door. Featuring: Scarek Montilla (@cap_kaveman) & Grim Agne (@timagne) Music by: Polly Hall & Andrew Barkan, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Ray Parker Jr. & Oingo Boingo Inspired by: Mike and Tom Eat Snacks

This week on the DATESCAST, nothing means nothing. Our snackologists attempt to have a cup of coffee in the big time and show that they have more to offer than President Jack Tunney thinks that they got. They're in a position they'd rather not be in, but the cream will rise to the top to honor a childhood hero and his iconic snack sidekick. On this episode dedicated to the one and only Macho Man Randy Savage, our Towers of Power that are too sweet to be sour are picking, eating, rating, and snapping into Savage Slim Jims. Oooooooooooooooooh yeah. Dig it! Featuring: Derek Montilla (@cap_kaveman) & Tim Agne (@timagne) Music by: Polly Hall & Andrew Barkan & Megan Thee Stallion (@theestallion) Inspired by: Mike and Tom Eat Snacks

This week on the DATESCAST, Tim and Derek talk about some of their favorite restaurants closing due to COVID-19 and some productive trade ideas for the Arizona Diamondbacks. They also take on a mighty task by picking, eating, and rating FOUR related snacks on this episode with the Krispy Kreme at home variety. Our snackologists are trying Chocolate, Strawberry, and Apple Doughnut Bites and Original Glazed Mini Crullers. Featuring: Derek Montilla (@cap_kaveman) & Tim Agne (@timagne) Music by: Polly Hall & Andrew Barkan & Smokepurpp Inspired by: Mike and Tom Eat Snacks

Listen up, all you cool cats and kittens. This week on the DATESCAST, Tim and Derek are not going to rate a snack cake based on a dated Netflix series that took the world by storm and possibly led to a murderer being invited to a televised dance competition. Instead, they're going to rate TWO snack cakes based on said Netflix series that took the world by storm. As we prepare for tigers to go back to their home planet, we are picking, eating and rating Hostess Twinkie Tiger Tails and CakeBites Tiger Cakes. Smother yourself in sardine oil and prepare to snack along.  Featuring: Derek Montilla (@cap_kaveman) & Tim Agne (@timagne) Music by: Polly Hall & Andrew Barkan & Caleb Jaxin Inspired by: Mike and Tom Eat Snacks

This week on the DATESCAST, Tim's family tries to come between him and this podcast while Derek reveals the small amount of knowledge he has comes from the Animaniacs. But at the end of the day, they blame all of their problems on home schooling and still find time between serving lunches to pick, eat, and rate this week's snack, Bomb Pop Middles.  Featuring: Derek Montilla (@cap_kaveman) & Tim Agne (@timagne) Music by: Polly Hall & Andrew Barkan & Stealers Wheel & RZA Inspired by: Mike and Tom Eat Snacks

This week on the DATESCAST, Tim and Derek talk about Juicy Lucy's and compare working as a stripper to working for the WWE as a pro wrestler. They also breakdown and rank dips as a tie in to this week's snack, that has nothing to do with dips except in title. This time around, the dynamic duo of designations are picking, eating, and rating Skittles Dips.  Featuring: Derek Montilla (@cap_kaveman) & Tim Agne (@timagne) Music by: Polly Hall & Andrew Barkan & Freak Nasty Inspired by: Mike and Tom Eat Snacks

This week on the DATESCAST, Tim compliments Derek on his ability to go anywhere he wants and our dynamic duo discuss the Mayor of Reseda origin story...again. So of course this inevitably leads to a discussion about DC Comics and Batman. But it's time to put down your cape and your Dunkaroos and PER along with this week's snack, Wilde Chicken Breast Chips. Does Wilde deliver with their Chicken & Waffles and Nashville Hot flavors? Find out on an all-new snacking adventure. Also, don't PER without certification.  Featuring: Derek Montilla (@cap_kaveman) & Tim Agne (@timagne) Music by: Polly Hall & Andrew Barkan & The Trashmen Inspired by: Mike and Tom Eat Snacks

This week on the DATESCAST, Tim and Derek relive some of their worst ideas and yearn for classic Pizza Huts complete with sneeze guards on the salad bar and The Land Before Time puppets for the kids and Tim. They also debate whether or not Derek is actually The Super Spreader with his recent staycation. But regardless of who is going to get COVID-19 first, our snackologists still find time to PER a classic snack/snack ingredient, Nougat. Featuring: Derek Montilla (@cap_kaveman) & Tim Agne (@timagne) Music by: Polly Hall & Andrew Barkan & Shonen Knife Inspired by: Mike and Tom Eat Snacks

This week on the DATESCAST, they've finally done it. They've reached episode 100, officially usurping Mike & Tom as the greatest snackologists of all time. If you weren't able to join us for the commencement speech from the balcony, listen as they recall one of the greatest days of their lives: the day Derek got free Peanut Butter M&Ms at the Rose Bowl Parade. In honor of this momentous occasion, they are picking, eating, and rating a simple and classy snack, A Wooden Spoon Dipped in Peanut Butter and M&Ms. Thank you all for joining us on this ride, and by "you all" we mean Craig. Here's to the next 100 snack ratings. Featuring: Derek Montilla (@cap_kaveman) & Tim Agne (@timagne) Music by: Polly Hall & Andrew Barkan Inspired by: Mike and Tom Eat Snacks

This week on the DATESCAST, it's episode 99 so you've heard all their stories. Tim talks about the time he broke his nose at a water park, pooping on slides, and other general nonsense that will make you never go to a public swimming area again. Meanwhile, Derek definitely has coronavirus. But they still take the time to pick, eat, and rate not one but two Sour Patch snacks on this week's mega episode: Sour Patch Chips Ahoy and Emma Gregston's Sour Patch Rice Krispie treats. Featuring: Derek Montilla (@cap_kaveman) & Tim Agne (@timagne) Music by: Polly Hall & Andrew Barkan & Stone Temple Pilots Inspired by: Mike and Tom Eat Snacks

This week on the DATESCAST, the world isn't great right now, and neither are Tim and Derek. Infighting on the group chat is causing a rift between our snackologists and the only cure is rating snacks. But that's not what they're about...it's just what they do. They're about respect for women, which is hard to come by these days on social media. They talk about all of the bad and the very bad in the world, but they also find time to PER this week's snack, the Kinder Bueno bar. Will this melting pot of hazelnut love be enough to fix this podcast? Find out on an all-new DATES! Featuring: Derek Montilla (@cap_kaveman) & Tim Agne (@timagne) Music by: Polly Hall & Andrew Barkan & Angel Haze (@angelhaze) Inspired by: Mike and Tom Eat Snacks

This week on the DATESCAST, Tim and Derek are stepping into the squared circle, but it's not to fight each other (even though Tim has it coming). They are facing off with the cookies from professional wrestler/snack doctor Erick Stevens and his company, Kookies and Kreme Sarasota. Regardless of the opponent, our snackologists are getting their asses handed to them by the half pound Easter Leftovers cookies that they are rating on this episode. Featuring: Derek Montilla (@cap_kaveman) & Tim Agne (@timagne) Music by: Polly Hall & Andrew Barkan & A Day to Remember  Inspired by: Mike and Tom Eat Snacks

This week on the DATESCAST, Tim is driving Derek nuts with his foley work, and both snackologists are driving their children nuts with their inability to be good school teachers. But they're not about teaching children, that's just what they do. They're about respect for women and other phrases they stole from Mike and Tom. That includes the PER system, which they utilize to rate this week's snack, Cheetos Flavor Shots Flamin' Hot Asteroids. Featuring: Derek Montilla (@cap_kaveman) & Tim Agne (@timagne) Music by: Polly Hall & Andrew Barkan & YBN Cordae & Meek Mill Inspired by: Mike and Tom Eat Snacks

This week on the DATEScast, Derek and Tim are on the road to Wrestlemania in New Orleans with a little help from their friend and professional surfer Danny Schlag, who provided this week's amazing snack: the Louisiana King Cake. Our snackologists reminisce about their time at The Institute and why Mardi Gras is so near & dear to Professor Agne's heart. They also determine whether or not King Cakes are overrated. SPOILER ALERT: they're not. They're amazing. Strap in for other snacking adventure and God help us all if Derek ever becomes king. Featuring: Derek Montilla (@cap_kaveman) & Tim Agne (@timagne) Music by: Polly Hall & Andrew Barkan, & The Rebirth Brass Band Inspired by: Mike and Tom Eat Snacks

This week on the DATEScast, our snackologists turn our 14-part series, DATES with Craig, into a subscription snack box service. Get yours today. They also bravely venture into breakfast meat stick country with this week's snack, Jack Link's Dried Breakfast Sausage. With Applesauce. Is it a game changer for the morning or an abomination before God? And speaking of game changers, a variation could result in the biggest rating swing in DATES history. Wake up, wake up, wake up....it's time to eat snacks with Derek and Tim. Featuring: Derek Montilla (@cap_kaveman) & Tim Agne (@timagne) Music by: Polly Hall & Andrew Barkan, Dusty Springfield, & some kids on Vine Inspired by: Mike and Tom Eat Snacks

IT'S ME...MARIO!! This week on the DATEScast, our heroes use their extra lives to traverse the lost levels of Wal-Mart and bring back this week's hard to find snack, Super Mario Cereal. While they do reminisce on their time with Mario and Luigi fondly, our Super Snack Bros. subjectively decide this cereal's fate. Does it deliver the Saturday morning goodness we're all looking for? Or is our princess in another castle? Find out these answers and so much more on World 2-8 of Derek and Tim Eat Snacks. Featuring: Derek Montilla (@cap_kaveman) & Tim Agne (@timagne) Music by: Polly Hall & Andrew Barkan and Nintendo Cereal System  Inspired by: Mike and Tom Eat Snacks

This week on the DATEScast, we continue our 14-part series DATES with Craig with a regional delicacy from the great state of Ohio, Marsha's Homemade Buckeyes. Our snackologists pick, eat and rate while investigating the homemade claims made on the packaging. Are these buckeyes actually made by Marsha after a long day of being a successful businesswoman and mother, or were they manufactured at the Cheesecake Factory? Featuring: Derek Montilla (@cap_kaveman) & Tim Agne (@timagne) Music by: Polly Hall & Andrew Barkan and The Phunk Junkeez  Inspired by: Mike and Tom Eat Snacks

What the hell are Prongles? Are they actually chips? Is it a card game? What are the makers of Cards Against Humanity up to with this Black Friday product that popped out of nowhere? On this episode of the DATEScast, our heroic snackologists have vowed to eat whatever is in this tube. Whether it's actually food or not. Once you pop, they're great. Featuring: Derek Montilla (@cap_kaveman) & Tim Agne (@timagne) Music by: Polly Hall & Andrew Barkan, and Prongles  Inspired by: Mike and Tom Eat Snacks

On this edition of the DATEScast, they've finally done it. Our heroes have finally come across a snack that has humbled them...MOD Pizza's No Name Cakes. Looks like an ordinary Ding Dong, right? Well, looks can be deceiving, my friends. Tear back the foil and dive into the creamy center of this week's episode.  Featuring: Derek Montilla (@cap_kaveman) & Tim Agne (@timagne) Music by: Polly Hall & Andrew Barkan, and America  Inspired by: Mike and Tom Eat Snacks

On this edition of the DATEScast, welcome Tim and Derek into your home for the Thanksgiving season and the duo will not come empty handed.  They will bring joy and merriment into your life as they regale you with stories about their children being smarter than them, what they're thankful for, and a sexting app for married people. But that's not all, because they will also bring with them this week's snack, Trader Joe's Turkey and Stuffing Seasoned Kettle Chips. Are these chips in fact an entire holiday meal wrapped up in a single snack? Our experts say grace, dig in, and deliver you a rating at a crazy Black Friday discount. Featuring: Derek Montilla (@cap_kaveman) & Tim Agne (@timagne) Music by: Polly Hall & Andrew Barkan, and Adam Sandler (@adamsandler)  Inspired by: Mike and Tom Eat Snacks

Gather around, kids. It's time for a spooky story. On this edition of the DATEScast, Tim and Derek are tracking down the flavor ghost of Bacon Habanero Pretzel Crisps. Does the taste actually exist or is it just a myth? Is the Snack Factory a real place? And where did all of the Trick or Treaters go? Don't forget to live your best life ever on this edition of Derek and Tim Eat Snacks. Featuring: Derek Montilla (@cap_kaveman) & Tim Agne (@timagne) Music by: Polly Hall & Andrew Barkan, and Rhett & Link (@rhettandlink)  Inspired by: Mike and Tom Eat Snacks

On this edition of the DATEScast, Tim delivers a Halloween snack home run as he brings a new bold and exciting candy to the table, Lucha Grande Nerds in Guava & Mango Chile and Laffy Taffy in Guava & Pineapple. The Lucha Nerds won the 2017 National Confectioners Association Most Innovative New Product in the Sweet Snacks category, so of course our certified snackologists had to put it through the official PER system of snack ratings. Will the candy live up to the hype of Tim storing it for months in his home? Will Derek's hatred for cooked pineapple get in the way of his snack rating? And most importantly, will the jokes on the Laffy Taffy wrappers from acclaimed Hispanic comedian Anjelah Johnson deliver? The following lucha is scheduled for one fall... Featuring: Derek Montilla (@cap_kaveman) & Tim Agne (@timagne) Music by: Polly Hall & Andrew Barkan, and The Tri-Lambs & Omega Mu  Inspired by: Mike and Tom Eat Snacks

On this edition of the DATEScast, Derek and Tim come back around to their first love...good ol' American sandwich cookies. And nothing could be more freaking American than this week's snack, Apple Pie Oreo cookies. Other topics of the conversation include the wonderful array of snacks you might be missing out on at Disneyland, Tim's hidden mutant powers, and why it is important to never attempt a snack rating with the proper certifications and training. Featuring: Derek Montilla (@cap_kaveman) & Tim Agne (@timagne) Music by: Polly Hall & Andrew Barkan, and White Trash  Inspired by: Mike and Tom Eat Snacks

That's no moon. On this episode of the DATEScast, Tim invites Derek on a flavorless journey through time and space. Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents,our heroes race home aboard their starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save their people and restore snacking freedom to the galaxy with this week's snack, Popchips Star Wars Galaxy Puffs. They may not look like much, but do they have it where it counts? Will Tim find Derek's lack of faith disturbing? And what role do GMOs play in our future? You don't need to see any identification...these are the droids you're looking for. And never forget that Han shot first. Featuring: Derek Montilla (@cap_kaveman) & Tim Agne (@timagne) Music by: Polly Hall & Andrew Barkan, and Meco  Inspired by: Mike and Tom Eat Snacks

On this episode of the DATEScast, it all comes down to this! The finals of the 1st Annual DATES Lay's Chip Off concludes as last week's semi-final winner, Lay's Wavy Fried Green Tomato potato chips, takes on the number contender of flavor in Lay's Crispy Taco potato chips. Our certified snackologists don't always agree, but will they be able to determine a clear cut winner? And will the Crispy Tacos chips live up to the flavor promises and the terrible pictures of tacos on the bag? Listen and find out! Featuring: Derek Montilla (@cap_kaveman) & Tim Agne (@timagne) Music by: Polly Hall & Andrew Barkan, and Shadows of Knight (not Nazis)  Inspired by: Mike and Tom Eat Snacks

On this episode of the DATEScast, Tim and Derek use their platform to voice very strong opinions about some of the terrible things that have happened this week to further divide this great country and infringe upon the snacking rights of others. Then, they proceed to tear the nation apart with the introduction of a snack civil war between the North and the South with a head to head matchup between Lay's Wavy Fried Green Tomato chips vs Lay's Kettle Everything Bagel with Cream Cheese chips. A winner is chosen and lies are discovered as our snackologists try to bring this country together though potato chips. And fuck Nazis. Featuring: Derek Montilla (@cap_kaveman) & Tim Agne (@timagne) Music by: Polly Hall & Andrew Barkan, and Slim Gaillard Inspired by: Mike and Tom Eat Snacks

On this episode of the DATEScast, the constant snacking variations and novelties have made our heroes Derek and Tim long for a simpler time when snacking was wholesome, healthy, and not about name brand recognition.  This journey led our snackologists down a dark path of discovery about bands their wives made them hate to the doorway of the classic childhood snack, Ants on a Log. Spoiler Alert: Tim hates celery. Featuring: Derek Montilla (@cap_kaveman) & Tim Agne (@timagne) Music by: Polly Hall & Andrew Barkan, Larry Groce, and the Dave Matthews Band Inspired by: Mike and Tom Eat Snacks

On this episode of the DATEScast, Derek and Tim track down the hard to find new snack cake from Hostess, a box of alluring Chocolate Peanut Butter Twinkies. Chocolate + Peanut Butter x Twinkies = A sure fire hit, right? WRONG! Before you even dare to try this tempting treat listen to this episode and hear our snackologists put their lives on the line for you, our snack loving consumer. If we can save one person from a world of snacking disappointment, then our job here is done. Featuring: Derek Montilla (@cap_kaveman) & Tim Agne (@timagne) Music by: Polly Hall & Andrew Barkan and Soul Coughing Inspired by: Mike and Tom Eat Snacks

On this episode of the DATEScast, Tim and Derek's search for the perfect S'mores based cereal may be over after coming across this newly released treasure from Post, Honey Maid S'mores cereal. But much like everything in society, this cereal has skeletons in its closet and a dark secret that our heroic snackologists discover while attempting to rate it. Other topics include metaphorical cereal masturbation, scientific theory about GMOs and vaccines, chocolate conspiracies, and more. Featuring: Derek Montilla (@cap_kaveman) & Tim Agne (@timagne) Music by: Polly Hall & Andrew Barkan and Mellow Lilly Inspired by: Mike and Tom Eat Snacks

On this episode of the DATEScast, Derek gives in to the limited edition flavor trend yet again when he came across this week's snack, Strawberry Nut M&Ms. Find out how Tim thinks dragons preferred their knights when eating them and the duo provide Mars Inc. with two stellar M&M flavor ideas for absolutely free. Featuring: Derek Montilla (@cap_kaveman) & Tim Agne (@timagne) Music by: Polly Hall & Andrew Barkan and Mars Inc. Inspired by: Mike and Tom Eat Snacks

On this episode of the DATEScast, Tim gives in to his DC Comics fan boy affliction and reluctantly drags Derek into a Wal-Mart to purchase Kellogg's Exclusive Villains Edition Frosted Chocolate Sugar Cookie Pop-Tarts. The duo discuss their favorite flavors from their childhoods, how they like their tarts cooked, what a sham Kellogg's has pulled by basically serving dessert for breakfast, and so much more. Also, have YOU ever put butter on a Pop Tart? Featuring: Derek Montilla (@cap_kaveman) & Tim Agne (@timagne) Music by: Polly Hall & Andrew Barkan, Hoyt S. Curtin, and Griffin & Quagmire Inspired by: Mike and Tom Eat Snacks