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CTH, Episode 60 Merry FestivultThe Gamers Prayer By SargorethOur Father who art uberl33t,Pwnage be thy name,Your level cap come,Your roll be won,On Eberron as it is on the Celestial Plane,Give us this raid our epic lewt,And forgive us our epic failz,As we forgive noobs who fail in our PUGs.And lead us not into griefing,But deliver us from wiping.AmenBEST VOICEMAIL EVER.. Welcome to the DDO Cocktail Hour where we discuss the social aspects of Dungeons and Dragons Online, Eberron Unlimited. This time around, we talk about why we play DDO in the first place, and Lessah explains her looooooong hiatus from DDO and podcasting in general. Craziness ensues! Listen to find out why Samius wears a man dress (moo moo)! Thanks so much for listening! 45:53WARNING! This show is not bleeped! Intro: Ive Been Everywhere! (Original lyrics by Morah and Clankenbeard)What are you drinking? Apologies. Conan How are the kids? Tweeters Gonna Tweet! What is the main reason you play DDO?Lessahs story. Bone to pick.Supernatural. End of world Power Point Presentation, Updated to include a paying job! Trolling Forums! Listener Mail! The perfect Thread for Samius! Kilts! Samius wants to argue! (So does Lessah because this beyatch is crazy! Gamers Rule!) Reading a woman by her lipstick (Lessah is a flat top!) Email! A gamers prayer who the hell wrote that? Alex Haddox wrote a Book! Reach us at:

Welcome to the DDO Cocktail Hour where we discuss the social aspects of Dungeons and Dragons Online, Eberron Unlimited. This week we talk all about trolling, what it is and isnt and troll our way through DDO community forums and the internet in general! Craziness ensues! We also touch on Atificers and easing some of the XP grind for your TR! Listen to find out why Samius hates everything and everyone! Thanks so much for listening! A poem By Sarg! ''The Gamer's Prayer'' (Read by Skaggy)Intro: Trololo Cowboys and Aliens! Adan Maskerys Alcoholic Apothecary, Black Loch CoffeeForums! Trolling ! What is it? Why do it? Why do we do it? Lets Troll! Cleverbot! What is that? http://www.cleverbot.com/ Trolling Twitter! Jason Momoa, mmmmmmm Trolling Blogs (Shamless self promotion) Trolling other podcasts: Kalaris Thread of the Week, Should I shave my armpirt hair Discussion, putting your politics on others. Crafting? Trolling Forums! Forums:Worst Shroud Pug Ever If I had a Time Machine! Trolling Ourselves on the Forums! Who do you Miss from the good old days? By Parvo Who do you miss more Artificer or Druid? Alias, who needs em? By JacoboonAlias and You, Text Macros Voicemail! x3Email! Wardrobe of the WarriorOutro!A QUICK NOTE FROM THE PRODUCER(S): Hello! This week I have to push the website update off on Samius as I am litterally walking out the door to leave for Cape Cod to watch a very good friend get married. So you might have to wait a few days in order to get proper links to some of the threads we talk about on this week's show! Also, there is no show next week... I said I was leaving right? Ok, just checking. Look for the return of the CtH week after next, and thanks to everyone who has bombarded me with show ideas! I LOVE THAT! (really!) Cheers and Thanks for listening! Lessah Ismorah, Senior Executive ProducerDDO CtH.

CTH, Episode 58, D&D Old School/ New SchoolWarning: There is a special guest on todays show who may or not exact an inhuman amount of hilarity! Hint: We are at our quota for dwarves now! Welcome to the DDO Cocktail Hour where we discuss the social aspects of Dungeons and Dragons Online, Eberron Unlimited. This week we are joined by CTHs own Adan Maskery as well as the head of the CTH art department, Clankenbeard! We needed their help to dig into tabletop gaming! There is also quite a deep explanation of what completionist is, as well as the further planning of Samius Gurobos End of The World Comprehensive Power Point Presentation! Listen to find out why Samius wants to order alligator meat online and learn the life skill of making moonshine! Thanks so much for listening! (I swear I am NOT the crazy one!)Intro: PregameHow much does alligator cost online anyway?Captain America! (Go see it, if you havent already! Its GREAT!)Completionist, How much XP does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? What is completionist anyway? (Life 7!)Lessah is being interviewed this week for the DDO Cast! (We are #9 on Cyberears!)Adan Maskerys Alcoholic Apothecary D&D talk! Warning: This discussion is looooooong! (Information from the DDO Wiki, and submitted by the members of Guild ROTT, Thelanis)o Dark vision and Low-Light Vision have no place in DDO, so the advantage of dwarves and elves does not transfer over from PnP. Also, the disadvantage of slower movement rates for dwarves and Halflings do not exist, hence removing a racial penalty.o When planning your character, it becomes difficult to wrap your mind around the easy way to renew your HP, SP, and change your spells by using rest shrines. In PnP you have to conserve your resources because you only get spells back, and change them, after 8 hours of rest the next day, and you get your level in HP back each night. o There is an increased spell power that is in correlation with the increased number of monsters you face, and they are on a SP system. When you play PnP you have limited spell slots that you must use wisely.o When you die in DDO, and not doing PD, it is a negligible penalty of a level loss that comes back eventually. In PnP you lose a level or 2 points of Constitution. And the higher level spells are significantly expensive.o The rate of advancement is significantly lower. According to the DDOWiki, in PnP you advance a level after every 13-14 encounters, in DDO you will probably have way more than that many per quest, and each quest might only give you about 5-15% of the experience necessary to advance a level.o In DDO, except for PVP, your area effect spells do not damage your allies. While there is a way to do so in PnP, it takes precious feats to get the same effect.o In PnP you have the ability to manipulate anything in your environment to help you. In DDO it is not a technology that exists yet. We have all had that event when we wish we could just throw up a grappling hook and climb a wall.o In DDO when you charm a monster it is unable to be affected by you until the effect is dismissed, dispelled, or wears off. In PnP when you are ready to dispatch the evil monster you just do so.Lessah tries to get Clankenbeard to break characterThe quirkiest character you ever made

Warning: The show is going out a little rougher than I like because I wanted to get the Lamania info out to as many people as possible! Hope to see a few of you in the crafting hall tomorrow! Welcome to the DDO Cocktail Hour where we discuss the social aspects of Dungeons and Dragons Online, Eberron Unlimited. This week, the team takes a look at the different styles of music that DDO players listen to while gaming! (The Sorcerer cast had to be rescheduled due to work conflicts!) There is a mini celebration, a special announcement, and some good listener mail as well! Listen as Samius Gurobo flails! Thanks so much for listening! Intro: Beer Beer Beer, By Marc Gunn (Thanks for that!) Voyager?Mini Celebration! Thanks so much to all ten of our listeners for making us #10 on Cyberears! (haha, #9 now!)Sorc cast has been postponed!Adan Maskerys Alcoholic Apothecary Spoiler: Next show Adan is a guest and talks about P&P and the big gaps between DDO and table top gaming. Twitter Question GAME: Put your iPod/ MP3 player on shuffle and list the first three songs that pop up! Kalaris Podcast: Kals Den! Kalari has a Podcast! Its edgy, honest, and full of opinion! A Must Listen for hard-core DDO Fans! Lessah from the DDO Cocktail HourKals Den mmosmacktalk.com/kalsden/ Lessahs Live Shuffle train-wreck extravaganza! People who get shout-outs for expanding my iTunes Library: Dancheney One Republic Good lifeLadyallenya Foo Fighters Learn To FlyBgross74 Daughtry What About Now (outstanding band choice and winner of 500 TP!!!) Urufist- Ben Folds Love Can Leave You Bruised (I picked up You Dont Know Me at All Cause Ben Folds is pretty good! Thanks!) Teppotstic Richard Cheese Crazy (I did not add this, but it was so insane I wanted everyone to hear it!) CSIStormreach T Pain Live Your Lifehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?vKorthos Cast, DDO Kobay (has launched his very own podcast!) Email: Renaissances Fair Cast & Celtic Cast: Marc GunnRenaissance Festival Podcastrenaissancefestivalmusic.com Marc Gunns Podcast, Irish and Celtic Music! marcgunn.comHe will be playing at Gen Con this year! Look for him and throw money at him! Email: Tanks are cool, so is sunderEmail: Lessahs Voice is awesome! Forums: Lawsuit! Socky vs Arraetrekos, By the King of CheeseLamania, Drunken Crafting!

CTH, Episode 56 To Tank or Spank, That is the question Welcome to the DDO Cocktail Hour where we discuss the social aspects of Dungeons and Dragons Online, Eberron Unlimited. This week we welcome special guest Tobril to the show! The team talks about what it means to be a tank in DDO (their version of it at least) as well as the different ways you can be tank and some basics of building, feats, and playstyle. Listen as Lessah repeatedly picks fights with Samius Gurobo over feats and starting stats! Alsoany time Lessah uses the phrase I am a fan you must take a drink if you are over 21 and NOT DRIVING! ! Thanks so much for listening! 01:10:5600:01:00 Intro: The Mantle of the Worldshaper is Mine, by 00:02:10 A rant about Netflix (I guess we wont get the sponsorship then eh)00:04:15 Samius and Tobrils Power Point Presentation regarding their End Of The World Exit Strategy (This time with Zombie footnotes!)00:05:38 Adan Maskerys Alcoholic Apothecary Clankys Mojohttp://happyduelingddo.blogspot.com/ 00:08:24 Beckets Massive Online gamer covers Lessahs Static Group http://www.beckettmedia.com/magazine-subscriptions/promotions/massive-online-gamer/promo-2600:09:05 Completionist, Sorcs make Samius Gurobo want to set himself on fire. 00:10:25 Spoiler: Next show Caster Focused and a public plea for Kudesnik and Jupiterspinning to be on the show. 00:11:38 Twitter Question: What is your Go-To weapon? (For the record: Pork Sword may or may not be related to the Club of The Holy Flame, from Deleras.)A half-orcs Intimidate score is directly related to status of his pants. 00:18:52 The Friendly Necro takes Lessah to the Candy Shop 00:23:38 Twitter Question: What is your preference Class/ Race, for building a tank.Tank Talk! 00:29:50 Starting Stats Opinions: 32 Point Bld vs 28 pt Bld, Int/ Dex (+Lessah picks a fight with Samius over her controversial opinion on wisdom... muhahaha)00:36:30 What is more important Str vs Con (goals)00:41:45 Hot bar 1/2/3/4/5/6 What are they? (How you play is important and Lessah picks a BIG fight with both guys about Improved Trip.)00:50:42 Inventory Management. (You need more than weapons.)00:57:31 Intimidate Score: Goal 69 baby! (Not as easy as it sounds)00:58:34 AC to do it or not to it. 01:00:49 Shield debate do it or dont 01:02:53 Final Thoughts, Words of Wisdom, Save the Cheerleader, Save the World (Also known as: Control the Aggro, Control the Fight) Forums: Junts Guide to Creating Paladins http://forums.ddo.com/showthread.php?p=2611600#post2611600 Sublime, Immovable Object Permadeath Build Otherwise known as the poo-mans AC tank! (Thanks Chai!)http://thesublimeguild.com/viewtopic.php?f=25&t=1992 Lessahs Blog of stuff you should be carrying! (For what its worth...) http://my.ddo.com/lessah/2011/03/03/notes-from-a-professional-tank-4/ Quickndirty, another gimp intimitank! http://forums.ddo.com/showthread.php?t=245032 IntimDC Thread davidcampa http://forums.ddo.com/showthread.php?t=245254 What the DDO Wiki has to say about HATE! http://ddowiki.com/page/HateOtherwise known as the Haters Gonna Hate page! 01:06:30 Reach us at: 90IPWNU00/ 904-796-8001 Follow us on Twitter@Lessah http://twitter.com/Lessah@SamiusGurobo http://twitter.com/SamiusGuroboEmail Us! Lessah@ddococktailhour.comSamius@ddococktailhour.com

CTH, Episode 55 Guild Drama, Part 3 Choose Wisely Welcome to the DDO Cocktail Hour where we discuss the social aspects of Dungeons and Dragons Online, Eberron Unlimited. This week we wrap up our discussion of Guild Drama with tips on choosing guildmates, ways to avoid being a jerk to your guildies, and we breach a very serious topic requested via listener email! Thanks for hanging in there with us these past few shows! We will get back to crazy-drunken ranting before you know it! Thanks so much for listening! Intro: BouncingAdan Maskerys NON Alcoholic Apothecary with special Guest Alyssa Its Festivault in July! Its Podcast Week! Who is Producer Glin again? Its the end of the world! *snip* content removed and placed in bonus material for this week!ABUSE! No Twitter Q so Samius gets beaten! Guild Drama (the crew talks about several emails they have received in response to the guild drama series)1.) What do you look for in a guildie (Listener email, my guild is wrong for me) 2.) Baby mama Drama part 2, (Listener email on sexual harassment)3.) How to be a good Guildie... filling that void. (Not what youd expect)Spoiler: (thanks to Listener Austin!) Next week we talk about tanking! You will get both sides of the tanking coin both from the view of a professional intimitank and a high DPS melee wizard tank bard thing.Female Armor SucksX box Girls RevengeSpontaneous movie talk! Transformers 3/ X-Men First Class/ Green Lantern on my!Spontaneous Gen Con Talk!

CTH, Episode 54 Guild Drama, Part 2 The Drama LlamaWelcome to the DDO Cocktail Hour where we discuss the social aspects of Dungeons and Dragons Online, Eberron Unlimited. This week we continue with the discussion of Guild Drama! We talk about the joy and the pain that is Guild Leadership, the pain and the greater pain that is Baby Mama Drama, and Lessahs personal favorite, the ever present Drama Llama! So listen in as they dig deep into the heart of the culture climate that is guild socialization! Thanks so much for listening! Intro: The Cat In The Kitchen Adan Maskerys Alcohol Apothecary(gratz Kosimo and Kosimo spicy Caribean Cocktail is a go!)The ASK LESSAH edition of Twitter! Guild Drama 1.) Obligations of Leadership (When your game becomes your job..)- Enforcing Guild Rules/ Rules Lawyers/ mediating fights between guild members, guildies refusing to group with one another over personality issues. 2.) Baby mama Drama (It happens) When Guilds implode due to in game flirting translating into real life affairs between members. 3.) The Drama Llama When in-game/ in-guild arguments spill onto your Guild forums... or WORSE... the GAME Forums. Mortification and flame wars and hurt feelings ensue! Links: The Daedalus Project Articles: Life as a Guild Leader The Rise and Fall of GuildsQuotes (thanks to Zaught) In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but thesilence of our friends.Martin Luther King Jr.Guilds increase the potential for fun, but also increase how muchdrama may affect your game - because you actually may care about theother person's opinion.

Warning: This show may contain slightly offensive content (not language, but the honesty is kinda intense). Take it with a grain of salt!Welcome to the DDO Cocktail Hour where we discuss the social aspects of Dungeons and Dragons Online, Eberron Unlimited. You dont get any more social than being in a guild (or several guilds in Lessahs case). Between our hosts, they have pretty much seen it all or heard it all, or done it all in the way of guild drama. So listen in as they dig deep into the heart of the culture climate that is guild socialization! Thanks so much for listening!HERE is the link for the episode! Just left click and play or right click and save as to download! You can also listen from our home on cyberears HERE Intro: PregameOde to SkaggyWelcome back Adam Maskery! With special guest Clankenbeard!(see website for drink info!)Turbine Point Giveaway Instructions! The ASK SAMIUS edition of Twitter! Samius' Blog Liam Neeson's... Ahem... manhood on tumblr (Warning) This makes Lessah come kinda come unglued.Guild Drama Perceived Injustice Loyalty Implied Pressure as in grouping/ entitlementLoot Drama within the guild frameworkCliques Obligations of Guild Leadership Making it fun w/o being a jerk means sometimes means you give up a measure of YOUR fun. Pay (bonus) show instructions! Donate via Paypal to cocktails@ddococktailhour.com and we will give you a special download link for the paycast we did! Donation amount is up to you! The cast is nearly 2 hours long and features 2 special guests. We hope you like it! Samius MY DDOOutro

CTH, Episode 52, True Reincarnation TherapyWelcome to the DDO Cocktail Hour where we discuss the social aspects of Dungeons and Dragons Online, Eberron Unlimited. This week we update our status of the True Reincarnation grind! Samius tries to talk about TR-ing and the team talks about the most and least loved level ranges in the game! Listen to find out just how girthy Samius Gurobo is in relation to this weeks show notes! Thanks so much for listening! Intro: Lessah has joined a static group on CannithTwitter: What is your favorite level range? Least favorite?Samius tries to go all Freudian on LessahTwitter: Ask us a TR question!Email: Lesser Reincarnation Question! Do you lose rank when you LR? Email: Ringtones? WTH? Email: You were missed by the rapture!Email: Gratz to Stabbity for his self LOH! He got 500 TP from us!Email: Pink Armor and Tiara if Intimidation FTW! (Metro!)Reach us at: 90IPWNU00/ 904-796-8001 Samius MY DDOOutro NOTE From the Production Team:Sorry for the length between shows, it's summertime and I am not playing as much, so the shows will likely go every other week unless playtime picks up! Hang in there! This too shall pass! Thanks so much for listening and thanks for subscribing!

CTH, Episode 51, Crafting NirvanaWelcome to the DDO Cocktail Hour where we discuss the social aspects of Dungeons and Dragons Online, Eberron Unlimited. This week we welcome Cauthey to the show! He is here to help us talk all about crafting and boy do those two ever talk some crafting! I learned something and hopefully you will too! Listen to find out what crafted item makes Lessahs ovaries explode! Thanks so much for listening! 49:53Intro: Clearing A Welcome Cauthey Discussion: How did Samius and Lessah end up coming together to do a podcast?Lets talk craftingWhats this all about?Where do I find materials?How much of an investment in time is this? What is crafting XP?What is Recycling?Crafting Demo Videos:Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 By Scottmuphy Forums: Banned By Asketes Forums: Crafting Show and Tell By Stoerm Lamania Release Notes Update 9 patch 1 release notes: Thanks very much to everyone on Twitter and Facebook for the Birthday WishesReach us at: 90IPWNU00/ 904-796-8001 Outro

Welcome to the DDO Cocktail Hour where we discuss the social aspects of Dungeons and Dragons Online, Eberron Unlimited. This week, we venture off topic for a bit to talk about some of our favorite shows that did or didnt get cancelled. We talk about the king of easy buttons, the new loot vs old loot adventure pack dilemma as well as the newest adventure pack, which is actually pretty cool! Listen to find out what Samius Gurobo is REALLY willing to do for shameless self-promotion! Intro: NowCheers M8s! Discussion: Jason Momoa is possibly the hottest barbarian on the planet discussLinks: Critical Miss All About the ThronesConan 3D trailer TV Talk! Some shows are getting canceled and Samius is not happy! None of Lessahs shows got canceled!Samius Shows: Lie to meStargate UniverseCapprika SmallvilleLessahs shows:Glee Being HumanCommunityGame of ThronesThe Guild(Not mentioned) A Very Potter Musical HILARIOUS and worth your time. Twitter Question: What would be the king of easy buttons in DDO?Forums: You find this in your bed, has DDO helped you in any way? By WeddinglyForums: Good God Sarlona, you are still in the Dark ages! Voicemail EMAIL: Thad Calls Lessah out on Podcast 47 download issues! The Long Road to the Completionist Feat Cocktail Hour 50? Reach us at: 90IPWNU00/ 904-796-8001 Outro

WARNING: You might actually learn something on this week's episode. I humbly apologize for that! Welcome to the DDO Cocktail Hour where we discuss the social aspects of Dungeons and Dragons Online, Eberron Unlimited. This week we welcome the OCD Gamer ''Ryz'' to the show (from DDO Cast!) and Samius Gurobo tries to act mature as we talk about Update 9! Id say the results are mixed. Thanks so much for listening! Intro: You too as well.Behind the Rock with Ryz, OCD Gamer Twitter Q: What is the best part of Update 9?Twitter Question: Are you a patient player? At what level do you expect new players to know the basics of gameplay? Discussion: Update 9, (sort of, very Tank Specific Disscussion of Shield Bash and Sheild Mastery follw)Improved shield bash (20% chance to proc without you taking any bashing action) and Imp Shield Mastery (wth does DNT mean? i.e. with tower shield I get a 25% reduction in damage vunerability) In English Forums Flawless Elite Abbot PUG By Tin DragonPenny Arcade Enders Game Movie Comic: (thanks Nkllos!)Email: Kevlam, Travel w/ the listeners!Email: Kwazza of Cannith: How long have you been playing DDO? EMAIL: Thad Calls Lessah out on Podcast 47 download issues! (oops!) forgot that email! Sorry! Someday I will learn how to do this podcasting stuff, I swear!)Email: Ladyallenya smexy screenie in VON5! The Long Road to the Completionist Feat (level 17 is the killer)Drunk Dial! ''I missed my train cause of Cocktail Hour!''Reach us at: 90IPWNU00/ 904-796-8001 Outro

CTH, Episode 48, No Pants? No Problem! Take your pants off and grab a cocktail! Its time for another DDO Cocktail Hour where we discuss the social aspects of Dungeons and Dragons Online, Eberron Unlimited. What do you do when your life and your game time clash? Sometimes a static group is the right answer! We talk about finding the right group of people to give you your DDO Fix and some of the problems that can plague a good static group. Listen to find out which flagging quest chain Samius Gurobo loves to hate! Also, Lessah sounds so much like the Kobolds from the Crystal Cove, it is SCARY! Thanks so much for listening! 36:57Intro: Walking The DogGrab a cocktail! Skynet becomes self aware! Doooooooom!!!!Game of Thrones Twitter Question: Twitter Follower TopicsKobyaix: What are your opinions on them and what do you feel they bring to the DDO experience?Twitter Q: Advice for static groups! Discussion: Static GroupsForums Permadeath and Static Group Community pageLink! No Rules Means No PantsEmail: Kosimo, Libertango EMAIL: Kaidy if Khyber: Memorial Airship Idea! Reach us at: 90IPWNU00/ 904-796-8001Outro

CTH, Episode 48, No Pants? No Problem! Take your pants off and grab a cocktail! Its time for another DDO Cocktail Hour where we discuss the social aspects of Dungeons and Dragons Online, Eberron Unlimited. What do you do when your life and your game time clash? Sometimes a static group is the right answer! We talk about finding the right group of people to give you your DDO Fix and some of the problems that can plague a good static group. Listen to find out which flagging quest chain Samius Gurobo loves to hate! Also, Lessah sounds so much like the Kobolds from the Crystal Cove, it is SCARY! Thanks so much for listening! 36:57Intro: Walking The DogGrab a cocktail! Skynet becomes self aware! Doooooooom!!!!Game of Thrones Twitter Question: Twitter Follower TopicsKobyaix: What are your opinions on them and what do you feel they bring to the DDO experience?Twitter Q: Advice for static groups! Discussion: Static GroupsForums Permadeath and Static Group Community pageLink! No Rules Means No PantsEmail: Kosimo, Libertango EMAIL: Kaidy if Khyber: Memorial Airship Idea! Reach us at: 90IPWNU00/ 904-796-8001Outro

CTH, Episode 46, Getting our Smurf On!Welcome to the DDO Cocktail Hour where we discuss the social aspects of Dungeons and Dragons Online, Eberron Unlimited. Its a Smurfy week here at the DDO Cocktail Hour! This week we talk about movies, and other things, including things that bother us about in game strategy, team players, and wasted space. Samius Gurobo explains in detail how Jackalopes and STDs go together! He may still be hung up on Velah the Red Dragon, who I hear is just not that into him. And people say we arent educational psha! Thanks so much for listening! 42:39Intro: Tra la la la la laaaaaa Grab a cocktail! Lets get Smurfed! Who is your favorite Smurf? Twitter Question: What outdoor area would you like to see get a little love from the development team? Twitter Q: What annoys you?Things that annoy me: Cat Urine/Telemarketers/Other peoples kidsElitism/Pugs/Lack of PugsSamius has a good Pug! Busy summer at the movies! Forum: Sad LFMs By Walkingwolfmike Discussion: The Elitist mentality, LFM: WW hard, 2-4, know the quest! Seriously?!? Forums: Belated Congratulations to Kittakatgurl and Soloartist of Sarlona for their fantastic in-game wedding. Email: Re: Terry Prachet novelsEmial: Pirate Rose Girl Gamer has a girl scout! Email: Behind the rock! w/ MRBReach us at: Outro (Kentucky Vampires)

CTH, Episode 45, Well Read!Welcome to the DDO Cocktail Hour where we discuss the social aspects of Dungeons and Dragons Online, Eberron Unlimited. Join us this week as we go off-topic a bit to share our favorite fantasy novels, and hear what our Twitter Followers are reading! Dont worry, we talk about game-stuff too well, if you count Samius Gurobos desire to shag every character in Stormreach (minus drow)! Listen to find out who is first on his Eberron Bucket List. This show is worth it just to hear him say the words sexy and toilet table in the same sentence! Be sure to check bonus material on our website for an Irish Game that Lessah deemed too dirty for iTunes! Thanks so much for listening! Intro: Celtic HighwayWe are not drinking! (Also Samius gives up Bioware & Blizzard Games for Lint)Boston Trip, Turbine(Modestly Hot Defined)Dragon Age 2! ZOMG! Twitter Question: Name the last book you read or are reading?The Shard Axe, By Marsheila Rockwell Release Date September 6th, 2011Twitter Q: What DDO Character/ Race would you like to get to know in that way? *wink wink Bonus Material! Irish Game removed for explicit content!Article: How Dungeons and Dragons Changed my LifeArticle: Enders Game the Movie?!? ZOMG!!!! True Reincarnation talk/ the long road to Completionist Flex Your Geek Podcast: Guild DramaReach us at: 90IPWNU00/ 904-796-8001Outro

Warning: There are those who might say we go too far... I say, we don't go too far enough! Please prepare yourself for possible uncontrollable laughter and never ever mistake what we do for something that is meant to be serious, or helpful! Any complaints you might have can be submitted to our our parent show: The DDO Cast. Otherwise sit back, grab your favorite cocktail, and enjoy as we explore the ''lighter'' side of Dungeons and Dragons On line, Eberron Unlimited! This week Samius and Lessah welcome the smoldering poet from the DDOCast's Poetry Corner, Skaggy The Poetto the show and there is a ninja surprise guest as well (from Turbine even)! Who says cyberstalking went out in 2008! The team talks about game music and make up some zany tavern names! Listen to find out the perfect DDO/ Hollywood movie pitch starring Bruce Willis as the tragic hero of Kobold Assault!Thanks so much for listening!00:00:13 Intro:''Native Son''00:01:40 What are you drinking? 00:04:46 Twitter: What song runs through your head while playing DDO?00:09:02 Ninja Guest Glin!!!00:18:28 Twitter: If you could name a tavern in DDO, what would it be called?00:28:17 Game! Name that tavern!00:36:27 Discussion, Pale Master & other stuff 00:43:22 Skaggy is a Poet... That's all you really need to know!00:49:41 Video Link: The Escapist Magazine: Movie Bob's D&DMovie Talk!http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/escape-to-the-movies/2002-Dungeons-Dragons00:56:49 Customer Support Rant00:59:36 Turbine Points! (Contests on the Fly FTW!) Grazt to Jaklee!01:03:00 Reach us at01:05:03 Outro & Toast Follow us on Twitter@Lessah http://twitter.com/Lessah@SamiusGurobo http://twitter.com/SamiusGuroboEmail Us! Lessah@ddococktailhour.comSamius@ddococktailhour.comYou can email Adan with suggestions and comments at AdansAlcoholApothecary@gmail.com **** Bonus CTH Turbine Points ********The first person to email me (lessah@ddococktailhour.com) and tells me what original name for the this show was (ep 28) will get 500 free points!

Attention Commuters! This episode might take more than one commute to listen to! Normally I like to keep it around an hour, but with Jerry, there is just no getting into that time frame. Also, there is some serious content on this particular show. Please don't hate us for that! Also, there are one or two educational elements in this show. Can you forgive us? I certainly hope so! As we still try to embrace the lowest common denominator. Any complaints you might have can be submitted to our producer, a piece of Burned Toast (no really), or our parent show: The DDO Cast. Otherwise sit back, grab your favorite cocktail, and enjoy as we explore the ''lighter'' side of Dungeons and Dragons On line, Eberron Unlimited! This week Samius and Lessah welcome Jerry Snook back the show! The team talks a lot about shameful moments in gaming as well as the life-cycle of the MMO player! Samius and Jerry have a rant fest and the team comes up with a way for Turbine to make even more fast cash! Listen to find out how Jerry reacts when formally asked to go behind the rock! Thanks so much for listening! 01:27:07 00:00:25 Intro: ''Do Re Mi'' By Mock Duck (seriously!)00:01:00 What are you drinking? The Dirty Kobold = I Sweet Vermouth + 2 Vodka + 4 Spanish Olives + .5 brine00:03:00 Vegitarian Hazing http://www.baconfreak.com/00:05:06 Twitter: Name your shame! Awkward moments in DDO. 00:09:53 Jerry's Shame00:11:01 Samius Gurobo's shame00:12:53 Ninja Adan's Alcohol Apothecary, The Dirty Kobold, By the Iron Decon00:17:23 Lessah's Awkward Moments Quiz!00:23:37 Twitter: What do you miss from DDO that used to be in game and now it's gone? 00:27:14 Samius' Twitter gets derailed by Shining Force for the iphone http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shining_Force00:29:20 What Jerry Misses00:30:12 What Lessah Misses00:31:31 Parsec Awards f/u00:32:21 Back Pack gets a work over, Rot = Bad Loot00:37:16 Disscussion: The Life-Cycle Of the MMO Player00:45:04 Samius rant's about stuff (Dungeons and Dragons = Satain's Game)00:57:09 Jerry rant's about green steel and large ingreedientsSanadil's DDO Ultimate Game Guide01:11:11 Forums: Goodbye Memnir, moment of silence (*editor's note: I was going to insert The Buguler's Cry here, but the music hit too close to my heart, ''universi unus'')01:12:27 Samius funs up the show01:13:32 Jerry gets a formal Rock invitation01:14:24 Solo of the Pit Tutorial by Odin http://www.youtube.com/user/obdinsnubinhiemer01:16:39 Email, Episode 25.2 comments, thanks Pixelbox!01:22:19 Samius talks about Harry Beaters 01:23:28 Jerry's money making idea01:24:14 CTH's DDO Store Large ingreedient suggestion 01:25:03 Reach us at 01:26:07 Outro & Toast

Warning: We do not take ourselves, our favorite game, or anything else too seriously. We pride ourselves on riveting our TENS of followers with drunken banter! We dont fear the lowest common denominator we wholly embrace it! If you are looking for hard-hitting news, and things that might be mistaken for facts, please refer our parent show: The DDO Cast. Otherwise sit back, relax, grab your favorite cocktail whatever that might be, and enjoy as we explore the lighter side of Dungeons and Dragons Online, Eberron Unlimited! Fasten your seat belts and make sure your seats back and tray tables are in the upright position kids, because this week Samius and Lessah welcome GLIN from the DDO Turbine team! Listen as Lessah falls all over herself trying to think of witty things to say (&fails) and Samius tries to talk everyone into actually trying to be good players! The team talks about GenCon Indy and veers off topic to talk movies and the show goes completely haywire when an Educational and Informative discussion takes place! Thanks so much for listening!Intro: Essential 80s &the debut appearance from Producer BT who showers the Team w/ insultsWhat are you up to? What are you drinking? Twitter: Favorite movie insult!Twitter: What summer blockbuster are you MOST looking forward to? Glin is super cool and awesome and even Samius Gurobo loves him! (Well not really, but Lessah makes up for it)Questions for Glenn:Will Turbine be at Gen Con?Will Turbine ever give sword and board some love? Feedback and you! How to and how NOT to do it. Congrats to Legion, the first guild on Thelanis to get an airship!!!!The Free Companions, the First Guild Airship on KhyberOver Raided, the first guild on Orien to get an airship!!!Coven of Heroes, on Cannith, the First Guild Airship there! Festivult is back! WTF Mate? Top picks for Festivult cookies that are most useful.Forums: Three Man Epic VON Outro& Toast

Warning: Dry British Humor contained within! Where news-based podcasts might take themselves too seriously, we pride ourselves on riveting our TENS of followers with drunken banter! We dont fear the lowest common denominator we wholly embrace it! And oh yes we WILL tell what we are drinking because its called COCKTAIL HOUR! Also, todays show is not exclusively about DDO! I know its shocking, but people cannot eat, sleep, and breathe the exact same game for four years straight! Sure we talk DDO, but we wander waaaay off topic this episode and even use complete sentences at one point! Once again, if you are looking for hard-hitting news, please refer our parent show: The DDO Cast. Otherwise sit back, relax, grab your favorite cocktail whatever that might be, and enjoy as we explore the lighter side of Dungeons and Dragons Online, Eberron Unlimited! Cue the Benny Hill Music, because this week Samius and Lessah welcome long-time podcasters Van Hemlock and Jon Shute from the Van Hemlock Podcast to the show! Our crew veer off-topic a bit to discuss the finer points of gaming and how to wade through so many game choices in such a heavily saturated market. Listen to find out WHY Samius Gurobo is really ALWAYS wearing pants! Thanks so much for listening! Intro: Van Hemlock Spoof Amends in Vain (What are you drinking? Tomatoe/ Tomatoe, English vs American language Fag/ Chips/ Football/ Pants! Oh my! Twitter: Whom would you rather be stuck on a desert island with? Van Hemlock or Jonshute? What ONE game would you bring?Twitter: What is your favorite TV Show from across the pond.Van Hemlock and Jon Shute may very well be the best podcast you have never listened to. - Discussion #1: The Law of Diminishing Returns - Gamebreakers E-3 review (Gary Gannon is far too hot for me to take his opinion seriously!)- Steam and Meta-Score: Bioshock/ Oblivion/ Star Wars Knights of the Old RepublicArticle: Physician Gank Thyself, http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/issues/issue_253/7529-Physician-Gank-Thyself this article highlights what I feel is a breakover point for most MMORPG players where you have a break over point between being a casual player and committing to be a serious gamer by investing in the game on a more sophisticated level. (In DDO 10-14) Forums: Vast & Mysterious Teaser and next weeks guest! Samius & Jonshute make out a littleOutro& Toast

DDO Cocktail Hour, Episode 18, Ughh is UglyWarning: Very little educational material is contained within this podcast. In fact, we PRIDE ourselves on being pretty darn silly! Once again, if you are looking for hard-hitting news, please refer our parent show: The DDO Cast. Otherwise sit back, relax, grab your favorite cocktail whatever that might be, and enjoy as we explore the lighter side of Dungeons and Dragons Online, Eberron Unlimited! This week Lessah and Samius welcome special guest Stormbringers http://www.stormbringers.2hell.com/ founding guild leader (and professional musician) Ughh http://www.obliviaxe.com/ The team discusses lore, multiclassing, barbarian hit points, and Show Me Your Noobs comes back with desert repairs! As always, thanks so much for listening! Intro: Obliviaxe: Master Your RealityWhat are you drinking? Lessahs DrinkWhat are you up to? Tower of Despair Twitter Question: How deep do you Multiclass? Twitter Question: How much do you know about Eberron Lore? Follow Keith Baker on Twitter!!! (He is going to GENCON!!!) Forums: Ask a LoreMaster! Ughh and near death experiences! (Its been several months do you know where your guild leader is?)Emails! Forums: Mod 7release notes wishlist Show me your noobs! Repair my stuff and dont break it! Great DDO Links for both new and old players! Next Weeks Guest: Its a British Invasion! Outro& Toast

Warning: No Really this is a serious warning! This show is very very funny! You might fall over in fits of laughter! You should not drive or operate heavy machinery while listening to this podcast! Very little educational content is contained within this show! If you are looking for hard-hitting news, please refer our parent show: The DDO Cast. Otherwise sit back, relax, grab your favorite cocktail whatever that might be, and enjoy as we explore the lighter side of Dungeons and Dragons Online, Eberron Unlimited! This week, Lessah has a very special surprise for Samius in the way of Ninja Guest Anne Trent! (Who turns out to be the best guest evah!!!) Listen as Samius falls all over himself trying to look cool and uses more innuendo than should be allowed in any Podcast Ever! The team talks about quest story lines, Epic content, DDO Europe, the team plays a cool game, and MORE! You can listen to the clean version of the show on itunes or cyberears, but the directors cut of the show is about 15 minutes longer and not appropriate for young listeners! It can be downloaded only in this weeks website bonus material. As always, thanks so much for listening! Intro: NINJA SURPRISE!!!!! http://my.ddo.com/theris/What are you drinking? What are you up to? Lessah: Reaver FTW!!! Samius: Javabot & ButterballNinja Guest: Raid Raid Raid!Twitter Samius: Epic content? Do you do it?Twitter Lessah: What DDO Storyline is your favorite? Do you even read NPC text? All about Ninjas! Forums: Samius Googles & Lessah talks DDO EuropeGAME!!! /Squelch /shadowhump or /GuildinviteEMAILS! Bruce is hawt, Jeff bridges is not. Outro& Toast

DDO Cocktail Hour, Episode 10, On The Wagon w/ TeppotasticWarning: Very little educational content is contained within this show and all questionably cheeky words have been bleeped out! If you are looking for hard-hitting news, please refer our parent show: The DDO Cast. Otherwise sit back, relax, grab your favorite cocktail whatever that might be, and enjoy as we explore the lighter side of Dungeons and Dragons Online, Eberron Unlimited! This week, Samius and Lessah are alcohol free and on the wagon as they welcome special guest, podcast personality, and generally all around cheeky guy, Teppotastic! Will the zaininess ever end? I think not! The troop talks about Shroud Crafting, Necropolis Crafting, the new extra bank slot, and more! Thanks so much for listening! Intro What are you drinking? 21 Days to Ironman! Twitter: What will it take to get Samius to buy an Ipad? Twitter: Are you going to buy the new bank slot at the current price? Samius green steel errorTeppo: Who is he anyway? EMAILs! (Please write us! We are lonely!) Show me your Noobs! Why you should consider the first and possibly second tier of the Necropoilis Series! ForumsOutro & Toast?

Warning: There is actually SOME educational content contained within this particular show! We wanted to include this fact so as not to enrage our fans who might not be expecting that! As always, if you are looking for hard-hitting news, please refer our parent show: The DDO Cast. Otherwise sit back, relax, grab your favorite cocktail whatever that might be, and enjoy as we explore the lighter side of Dungeons and Dragons Online, Eberron Unlimited! This week, Lessah and Samius and welcome special guest: Alex Haddox! http://alexhaddox.com/ A real-life martial arts trainer, podcaster, and player of DDO-EU. The team talks to Alex about his underwear, the monk, raid etiquette, puzzle solving, crafting green steel items, and even throws in some useful tips for new players. (gasp!)Intro: What are you drinking/ wearing? Twitter question: What is your favorite Kung-Fu Movie? Twitter question: How many times will you open/ ransack a chest to get what you are looking for? Alex Haddox Surprise!!!!! Alex Haddox, the man, the myth, the podcaster Maps are back! Alex and his Monk enter couples therapyWhat is Mineral II anyway? Forums: Shroud etiquette Forums: Shroud puzzle solver Stirge Corner from DDO Daily Permawhat? Emails!!! (We love our fans! Please write us!)What potions do you carry in your backpack?

This week's episode features a group chat about the release of Eberron Unlimited! :10 Intro 2:55 Eberron Unlimited here, patch days 5:35 Head Start info, Turbine Points, signup help, premium info 10:00 My.DDO.com 11:00 9/9/9 talk 15:00 DDO:U likes, launch thoughts 22:55 DDO:U issues/skill change talk 26:20 Dungeon Scaling 32:26 Standpoint - Downgrade 38:40 Leveling tips 40:50 New quests - difficulty 46:50 Mouselook text, guild ranks 48:00 Loot Drop Rate - Mythbusters 52:30 Atari/Turbine Lawsuit latest 1:03:20 Advertising 1:05:00 Cannith names 1:09:03 Turbine at PAX 1:10:50 Tips for New Players 1:23:10 New Manual 1:23:50 Emails, final thoughts and tips END TOTAL TIME: 1:40:50 ###

This week's show features a ton of news about the launch of Eberron Unlimited next week in addition to an interview with Laggin and Impaqt about the new player guild being formed on Thelanis, the Knights of Blackmoor, along with Tuesday's big launch party on the server. Xiloscient offers up some final thoughts about VIP's, Free-to-Play players and attitudes on ''Xilo vs. Stormreach''. Samius talks bards and level splashing on ''Sound Concepts''. Thanks so much for listening! :10 Intro 1:25 Corrections from Ep. 131 4:55 Character Name chat 6:28 Launch Info 10:00 Turbine Sues Atari 23:23 New Server - Cannith 25:55 VIP/Beta Rewards 28:35 32 Points in the DDO Store? 30:35 MMORPG.com screens 30:50 Marketroid and Lag 31:17 Sound Concepts 44:09 Xilo vs. Stormreach 1:08:50 Laggin and Impaqt-DDO Launch Party/Knights of Blackmoor 1:35:00 Emails END TOTAL TIME: 1:41:54 ###

This week's show features guests co-hosts Cowdenicus and Xiloscient along with an interview with Sigurd from Ghallanda about his upcoming PvP tournament. Samius talks character considerations on ''Sound Concepts, Big Bad Berry answers some emails on ''From the Treasure Trove'' and Rheebus has his top ten requests for Eberron Unlimited in ''Rheebus' Top Ten''. Thanks so much for listening! www.ddocast.com :15 Intro and Welcome 3:44 DDO-Japan shutting down 9:25 Ten Ton Hammer and Massively press articles, favored souls, the DDO Store and more 23:15 Downtime talk 24:55 Dnote comment on NDA 25:40 China govt and gold farming news 40:40 DDO:U announcement impact 38:04 Sound Concepts 48:11 From the Treasure Trove 55:48 Rheebus' Top Ten 1:08:23 Sigurd Interview - Deadliest Warrior PvP Tournament 7/12 on Ghallanda 1:17:36 Poster/Fan Art stuff 1:18:29 Emails END TOTAL TIME: 1:41:57 ###

This week's show continues our Skype-talk about Eberron Unlimited! There's also a new segment to the show called Eurogamer and Samius has another ''Sound Concepts''. Thanks for listening! www.ddocast.com DDOcast Episode 122 (6-20-09) :15 Intro and Beta Talk 6:50 DDO naming 7:15 Phax Comments, DDO Store talk 13:30 DDO Europe Talk 19:55 Press Talk - GameBanshee, Catacombs and More! 32:35 Crispy Gamer Stuff 39:45 Self-Promotion! MMORPG, Massively, Economy and Favor 58:30 Level Sigils 59:05 Press/Future Talk 1:04:35 Permadeath, Roleplayers and DDO:U 1:13:36 Eurogamer 1:22:46 Sound Concepts 1:35:25 Ghallanda Event: Deadliest Warrior 1:37:18 Costume effort 1:37:52 Ultimate Cleric 1:38:20 DDO Wiki Logo 1:39:33 DDOcast True Dungeon 1:41:30 Emails END TOTAL TIME: 2:05:08

This week's show features the DDOcast crew talking about the Eberron Unlimited announcement! It's an epic show and DDOcast's longest-ever episode. Good chat! Also want to thank Gov't Mule for joining us on this week's show. DDOcast Episode 121 (6-13-09) :15 Introductions 3:14 Overview of Eberron Unlimited 5:05 Getting to the announcement 6:30 The announcement 7:45 Turbine Download Manager 8:50 MMO Business talk, the future of the business 24:30 DDO Store talk 25:40 Some FAQ talk/Microtransactions 31:15 Rez Store Discussion 42:20 Store impact on economy, gameplay 48:08 Players and the Store 48:35 Influx of F2P players 56:00 New class 1:00:22 New Quests 1:01:18 The Delay of Mod 9, why and when.... 1:08:20 Mod 9 and its tie to DDO: EU 1:19:30 Beta talk 1:33:00 DDO Europe and EU 1:43:47 The announcement and the press 1:45:40 Announcement sign-ups? 1:49:15 Server Queues 1:55:40 Succubi Porn? 1:58:50 Gen Con? 2:01:00 Neverwinter Nights MMO? 2:04:10 Goodbye Amaurea! 2:05:00 Ask the Devs plan 2:06:17 Final thoughts End Total Time: 2:17:43 ###

This week's show features an unlimited talk about the news along with an interview with the Legendary Knights of Mabar. Xiloscient talks PvP changes in ''Xilo vs. Stormreach'', Sorrowbladen looks at level 2 in ''Kill on Command'' and Mical the Wise wraps up loot talk on ''The Caster Corner.'' DDOcast Episode 115 May 2nd, 2009 :15 Intro 1:07 Programming Note 2:30 Downtime, Lammania and Mod 9 Status 5:45 Eberron Unlimited 15:44 Crickets... 16:27 Degenev Bros, spoiler free 17:30 Ataraxia's Video 18:08 Sanadil's Planner Updated 18:36 Hitler Fails the Hound 19:35 Amabel, Tolero talk 19:50 Stormreach Community Chronicle 20:10 Massively DDO One-Shot 21:00 Jackson Tripwire 21:40 Xilo vs. Stormreach 29:04 Kill on Command 31:48 The Caster Corner 34:00 Stormreach Parade 34:29 Tuffman's Survivor Series II 35:32 Legendary Knights of Mabar Interview 58:44 Last.fm END TOTAL TIME: 1:00:52 ###