Dorks on Sports

This is the last episode of Dorks on Sports. Our Dorks are disappointed to the Seahawks loss to the 49ers in the Wildcard round of the playoffs but they all unanimously agree that the future looks bright. They talk about some of their favorite moments of Wildcard Weekend and predict which teams will make it to the Super Bowl. They give some love to the Kraken who became the first team in NHL history to sweep a 7 game road trip. They dork out for the last time on the pod and thank their 12s of listeners for a great ride. GO HAWKS!

Everything is beautiful now that the Seahawks made it to the post season (with a little help from the Detroit Lions). Our Dorks chat about the team, what they might do in the draft, if they'll sign Geno Smith. They breakdown how the game might go in San Francisco on Saturday and give their predictions. Then they end the pod with a classic dork out. GO HAWKS!

Our Dorks spend a lot of time talking about Damar Hamlin and the scary injury he suffered on Monday Night Football. They give an update on his progress, talk about how the fans have rallied around him and what that means for the sport. They move on to the Seahawks and talk briefly about the blowout win vs. the Jets and whether that is an indication of progress. They discuss the Seahawks chances of getting into the playoffs knowing that they need the Lions to beat the Packers in Green Bay which sends our Dorks down a conspiracy rabbit hole. Daniel dorks out about the God of War video game, Millie just watch season 3 of Jack Ryan, Allanah has some things to say about The Fabelman's, and Curtis just finished the latest season of Barry. GO HAWKS!

Our Dorks talk briefly about the Seahawks loss to the Chiefs and try to divine what that might mean going into next season then quickly give their predictions for how the home game against the Jets will go. Most of the program is devoted to their favorite dorking moments of 2022. Daniel and Curtis share their favorite Seattle sports moments of 2022. Then Allanah and Millie share their top ten tv shows of the year while all four have a lot of fun dorking out about it all. GO HAWKS!

After a loss to division rival San Francisco 49ers, our dorks discuss what they'd like for the Hawks in the next 3 games and predict whether they'll make the postseason or not. They take some schadenfreude delight in the Patriots blunder in the final seconds of their game and the historic collapse by the Colts in theirs. Daniel jumps on the "White Lotus" bandwagon, Millie dorks out about yet another cheesy Christmas movie, while Curtis finally got around to seeing "Wakanda Forever." Happy Holidays and GO HAWKS!

Our Dorks breakdown the Seahawks loss to the Carolina Panthers. And while the Seahawks continue to lose games by giving up the run and not establishing the run they talk about what is working and what this team can build on going into next season. Curtis gives his thoughts on what the defense can do to improve and a debate ensues on whether Clint Hurtt should be back next season if things don't improve. The Dorks then predict the outcome of the Thursday night game vs the 49ers. Daniel gives props to the Kraken for winning their game against the Panthers and discusses what he thinks the x-factor on this team could be. Millie dorks out about Netflix's "Wednesday" and "Spirited", Allanah is trying to binge what she can for her end of year top 10 list, Curtis is in a Western mood, and Daniel has a spicy Christmas take. Bah! Humbug! GO HAWKS!

Our Dorks breakdown the Seahawks thrilling last second win in LA vs the Rams. They discuss Geno's contributions to the team and what his career resurrection means. They then move on to the early offseason moves the Mariners have made and as the fans to simmer down and be patient. Daniel dorks out on Raphael Warnock's Senate win against challenger Herschel Walker in the Georgia Senate runoff election, Curtis has been watching the western "The English" on Amazon Prime, and Allanah has been dorking out on meal planning a multi-course meal for her New Year's Eve party. GO HAWKS!

The Dorks are perplexed by the Seahawks regression and their embarrassing loss to the Las Vegas Raiders. Curtis breaks down his thoughts on their defensive deficiencies. They try to predict how Sunday's game will go against the Rams in LA. Daniel is thrilled that the Kraken have been finding ways to win and have established themselves as a top 5 team in the NHL. Our Dorks debate on whether Penix Jr. should declare for the NFL draft or give it another season at UW. Allanah and Millie give us some World Cup coverage and then our Dorks breakdown what they've been dorking out about this week. GO HAWKS!

The Dorks welcome special guest and friend of the pod Matt Slinger on the show to talk about his experiences in Germany watching the Seahawks take on Tom Brady and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Our Dorks discuss the regression our Hawks had in Germany and debate on whether it's a concerning turn or a small set back. They make their predictions for their home game vs the Las Vegas Raiders after the bye, discuss recent Mariners transactions, Millie talks about her XFL Sea Dragons fandom, and Daniel updates everyone on the results of the Kraken's OT thriller vs the New York Rangers. Curtis dorks about about "The Harder They Fall", Daniel is enjoying Robin Hobb's "Liveship Traders" series, Millie's all in on the witchy series "The Bastard Son & the Devil Himself", while Matt is dorking our on Rachel Maddow's podcast "Ultra". GO HAWKS!

Our dorks continue to be impressed with the wins this Seahawks team is stringing along. They recap the game in Arizona, and talk about the players who are contributing to such an outstanding season. They move on to talk about how the Seahawks matchup against Tampa Bay and give their predictions on how that game in Germany will go. The Kraken get their 5th win in a row to extend their season to 8-4-2 and our dorks talk about the renaissance of Seattle sports and what all of these teams have in common. Curtis is back on the "Andor" bandwagon, Daniel and Millie aren't dorking out on much more than consuming everything they can about Seattle sports, and Allanah has a couple movie recommendations for you. GO HAWKS!

Our Dorks are having as much fun with this Seahawks team as they were with this year's Mariners team. Daniel gets things started praising Shane Waldron's dark arts. The rest of the Dorks are in agreement--this Seahawks defense is nasty and only getting nastier. Millie bets against our Seahawks in the game in Arizona but not for the reasons you think. Our Dorks breakdown the first half of the season and revise some season predictions. Spoiler alert: They're fully on board the bandwagon. Lastly Daniel urges you to vote, Millie is all in on Netflix's "Cabinet of Curiosities", Allanah is in deep with the NXIVM cult true crime series "The Vow" on HBO, and Curtis has some things to say about Big Foot. GO HAWKS!

Daniel starts things off with a recap of the Seahawks dominance over the Chargers this past Sunday. Our Dorks breakdown the keys to the next game vs. the New York Giants and give their predictions. Allanah compares these Seahawks players to the current Mariners team and the rest of the Dorks dork out about who their favorite players are on this Seahawks squad. Our Dorks get into the Halloween spirit. Millie dorks out about the movie "Secret Headquarters" she caught on her flight home, Allanah doesn't do spooky season but is enamored with CBS's "Ghosts", Daniel IS in the Halloween spirit and is nostalgic for cheesy 80's B-movie horror flicks, and Curtis just wants lightsabers, Wookies, and Space Wizards back in his Star Wars. GO HAWKS!

Our Dorks open the podcast dorking out about the epic 18th inning postseason game against the hated Astros. They compare this Mariners team to the 2012 Seahawks, talk about what is ahead for this team, what the expectations are, and who on the team will lead them to the promised land. They then give credit to the Seahawks defense for making some improvements in their 19-9 win against the Arizona Cardinals. After they give their predictions for week 7 at the Los Angels Chargers they get into some dorking. Daniel and Millie agree that only actual spooky scary movies belong on Halloween--take your sad, sentimental movies disguised as horror and get out of here! Allanah dorks out about trans themed episodes on Last Week Tonight and The Problem with Jon Stewart, Daniel confronts the patriarchy, and Curtis finishes Amazon Prime's "The Rings of Power." GO HAWKS!

Happy birthday, Curtis! The Dorks start the podcast recapping the Seahawks game in New Orleans. They continue to be impressed with Geno Smith's Pro Bowl level play and compliment the team on at least being entertaining to watch. They discuss the jubilation of a 9th inning go ahead run to win to sweep Toronto in the Wild Card round contrasted with the depths of despair when they lose a game by a walk off home run by Houston. Curtis talks about his experience being on the Seahawks documentary series "The Sound" and the Dorks discuss the importance of culture on a team. Finally, the Dorks rattle off a rapid fire dorking to finish the pod. Go M's. Go Hawks. Embrace the Chaos!

Millie is on vacation so the Dorks welcome special guest and noted Saints fan Steven Stern to the podcast. Curtis gushes about Geno's big day against Detroit and his historic play through the first quarter of the season. Steven talks about the origin of his Saints fandom and the Dorks get into what makes sports so special. They make their predictions for the Seahawks/Saints matchup. Daniel doesn't know how to process relevant baseball in October but the Dorks agree that we'll be seeing a lot more of it in the future. Allanah dorks out about The History of the Seattle Mariners on Dorktown's YouTube channel, Curtis is knee deep in the Rings of Power on Amazon Prime, Daniel finally finished Reservation Dogs, and Steven can't wait for the Kraken to start up again (but don't get him started on new mascot Buoy). GO HAWKS!

The Dorks open the podcast recapping the Seahawks home loss to the Atlanta Falcons while Curtis breaks down what's wrong with the defense. Allanah gets into the chaos that ensued around the league on Sunday. Millie gives us her Kelenic Mariner's theory. Daniel is proud to be a Washington Husky again and then they close out the program with a rapid fire dorking session. GO HAWKS!

The Dorks open the podcast trying to figure out what went wrong against the 49ers. They discuss Shaun Alexander's induction into the Seahawks Ring of Honor and debate who should go next. Then then talk about the bad injuries the Mariner's have suffered and what the implication will be on their playoff chances and close the show with Daniel and Millie giving some spicy hate dork takes.

The Dorks are back for a new NFL season! The Dorks bask in the glory of the Seahawks spoiling Russel Wilson's homecoming. They break down what the new look team looks like and what the implications are on the rest of the season. They give their predictions for week 2 vs the 49ers. They then talk about the Mariners magical season and what their favorite moments have been this summer. Sue Bird gets a fond farewell from her number 1 Dorks and they end the show with a quick dorkening.

The Dorks open the podcast breakdown down the Rams win over the Bengals in Super Bowl LVI. They move on to the best moment and stories of the Beijing Winter Olympics so far and touch on the doping controversy with Russian skater Kamila Valieva. Allahna brings up the growing controversy of trans athletes in sports. They end the podcast with talking about Curtis's anxiety over the Ukrainian crisis with Russian troops amassing at their border and then give out their dorky picks of the week. 

The Dorks open the podcast buzzing about the incredible football in this year's NFL playoffs. Millie is emotional her Bengals are going to the Super Bowl. They talk about the news the Seahawks will be hiring Clint Hurtt as Defensive Coordinator and the implications of the accusations former Miami coach Brian Flores has leveled against the NFL and several teams for racist actions. They move on to their predictions for Super Bowl LVI. They pivot to their favorite moments of the Winter Olympics so far this year. Daniel dorks out on the podcast Rise and Fall of Mars Hill, Allanah gives her tv recommendations, Millie has been binging on Archive 81, and Curtis has finally found the Clone Wars. GO HAWKS!

The Dorks open the podcast dorking out about Pat Mahomes and the Chiefs vs Josh Allen and the Bills. They breakdown the rest of the games which will go down as the greatest Divisional playoff weekend in NFL history, They give their predictions on how Championship weekend will go and who will be moving on into the Super Bowl. They comment on some of the coaching moves that have been happening and end with their dorky picks of the week.

The Dorks open the podcast with the news that Ken Norton Jr. has finally been fired. They welcome special guest Marcy, who tells her great story about her road to becoming a 49er fan. Our Dorks talk about their favorite moments from Wild Card weekend and give their predictions for the Divisional round. Daniel gushes about the ridiculous of Cobra Kai, Millie gives love to Peacemaker, Allanah talks about what reigning Jeopardy champ Amy Schneider means to her, and Marcy gushes about her favorite Bachelorette podcast.

The Dorks welcome a special guest onto the pod this week: Raider fan and noted Seahawks troll Patrick Allcorn! The Dorks give their overall impression of the Seahawks season and what it means for the future. They talk to Patrick about the excitement of the Raiders making it to the playoffs for the first time in five years after possibly the game of the year Sunday when they beat the Chargers in the last seconds of overtime. Everyone gives their prediction on how Wild Card weekend will go and end the show with their Dorky picks if the week. 

Happy New Year! Welcome to our special predictions show. Our Dorks try to guess what will happen with Seattle sports in 2022. Will the Seahawks get back to winning? Will Russell Wilson be traded? Will the Mariners make the post season? Will Sue Bird be back for the Storm? Daniel begins the show breaking down the Seahawks dominant win vs the Lions. The Dorks give their predictions for the Seahawks final game on the road then get into their New Years predictions. They end with what they're dorking out on this week. 

Happy New Year! The Dorks kick of the podcast welcoming Allanah back after her Las Vegas trip. Daniel briefly breaks down the game vs Chicago and our Dorks try to give their best prediction vs the hapless Lions. They then share their wishes for the Seahawks in 2022. They pay their respects to the late John Madden and talk about what Kyle Seager meant to the Seattle Mariners after news of his retirement broke. They end the show sharing their favorite tv shows of 2021. 

Today we have a very special guest host! Allanah is off on a Las Vegas adventure so long time Dorks on Sports fan Matt Slinger joins the cast. The Dorks talk about the terrible officiating in the Rams game and entertain some Deep State NFL conspiracies against our Hawks. They make their predictions about the Browns game. They e d the podcast dorking out about sci-fi and cheesy Christmas rom-cons. We wish all of our 12s a very Happy Holidays. GO HAWKS!

The Dorks are pivoting to a format change. Episodes will drop Fridays for at least the next two months. Daniel opens the show with bad news for Millie--her Pocket Lockett is out because of COVID protocol. The Dorks gush about Penny's strong game against the Texans. They try to get a bead on how the upcoming game with the Rams will go with so many of the Rams squad out for COVID. They dunk on the recently fired Urban Meyer and revel in the schadenfreude. Next they check in with the Kraken and Daniel compares them to the early 2010-2011 Pete Carroll Seahawks. They dork out about Hawkeye, Allanah and Daniel continue their love affair with Succession, and Curtis practices his mindfulness exercises with the Beatles. GO HAWKS! 

Warning: If you're a 49ers fan this might be the episode to skip. Everything is beautiful again! After sweeping the 49ers our Dorks gloat about the win. They discuss what the Seahawks did differently in this win versus their losing streak. The Dorks get excited making predictions for the week 13 game against the hapless Texans—it might just be the game the doctor ordered to give this team their mojo back. They then dork out about Pen15, The Expanse, Get Back: The Beatles documentary series, and Star Trek: Discovery. They end the show on an ages old question: Star Trek or Star Wars. GO HAWKS!

Another weird Seahawks game and another weird loss. The Dorks attempt to figure out just what went wrong with this team and what are it's implications for the future. Curtis has fully given up on this team but Daniel is still convinced there is a good team buried in there somewhere. The Dorks talk about the exciting moves the Mariners have made and the recent wins the Kraken have been stringing together. The show ends dorking on Marvel's newest tv show Hawkeye. 

After another embarrassing home loss the Dorks are making peace with the fact that the Seahawks are a bad team. They break down the Cardinals game, give their predictions for week 12 vs. Washington, and try to get a read on what the rest of the season looks like. They then move on with their Dorky picks of the week!

The Dorks are back from their bye week! Curtis has surrendered to his Madden obsession since it's the only winning the Seahawks will get. The Dorks are perplexed by the Green Bay loss and the fact they had to see another Aaron Rodgers' smirk. They move on to the their thoughts on the week 11 game vs Arizona and give their predictions. They then touch on their favorite parts of other week 10 games and end the show with what they're dorking out about. 

Everything is beautiful again with a Seahawks dominant win over the lowly Jacksonville Jaguars. The Dorks talk about their favorite moments from the game, clown on Urban Meyer, and speculate whether this game has given the Hawks realistic life in the playoff race. Allanah shares some strong feelings about Aaron Rodgers and the Dorks breakdown the Seahawks week 10 matchup vs Green Bay. Daniel gushes over his new sports crush in the Kraken. The show ends with their Dorky Picks of the Week. 

After another Seahawks loss at home the Dorks talk about whether Pete Carroll is done in Seattle and what the implications are for Russell Wilson's future on the team. They then gush about Matt Hasselbeck's induction into the Seahawks Ring of Honor, and give their predictions for the week 8 game vs Jacksonville. They end the show chatting about the Kraken home opener, and give their Dorky Picks if the Week. 

The Dorks talk about the good, the bad, and the ugly from the Seahawks game versus Pittsburgh, predict their week 7 matchup against the Saints, and then talk about the Seattle Kraken's first week as a franchise. Then they clown on Rolovich for getting fired, and finish the pod sorting out about the Hulu series “Only Murders in the Building.”

Daniel recounts his experience at the Seattle Kraken's inaugural game in Vegas, the Dorks talk about the implications of Russell Wilson's injury then give their predictions for the week 6 game vs Pittsburgh. The Dorks address the gross John Gruden scandal (29:34), and then close out the show with a discussion about the end of Ted Lasso season 2 (42:30).

Everything is beautiful again! The Dorks break down the Seahawks' week 4 win against the 49ers, discuss the keys to their next game against the Rams and give their predictions. Then they give a post mortem about the Mariners' season and close the podcast with some serious words about an ugly transphobic interaction Allanah had at a Mariners game this week. 

The Dorks rage at an embarrassing Seahawks loss, the Fire Ken Norton campaign gets started early, the Dorks breakdown the week 4 matchup, and Millie offers us some hope. Then The Dorks talk about their favorite all time Seattle Mariners players and Allanah gives us a spicy take on Marvel's “What If…?”

Curtis takes the Seahawks heartbreaking home loss to the Titans hard, the Dorks rant about sloppy play and Russell Wilson's addiction to the deep pass, make up with Packer's fans, make predictions for week three against the Vikings, run through what the Mariner's need to do to be contenders, and end with Dorky pics of the week. 

The inaugural show! Daniel, Curtis, Allanah, and Millie break down the Seahawks week 1 win over the Colts, make enemies of Packers fans, breakdown the keys to the Seahawks week 2 game vs Titans, talk about the Mariners' chances for a Wildcard playoff spot, and end with non sports related things they're dorking out about this week.