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Welcome to the Joey Division. 2 Joey's , 1 podcast. Comedian Joey Z and musician Joey Cook of Holy Wave discuss it all. Current events, passing fads, music, comedy, just two Joey's hanging out. Come hang with the Joey's!

Joey Z, Joey Cook


    • Oct 3, 2024 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 55m AVG DURATION
    • 52 EPISODES


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    Episode 52 - Afternoon

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2024 53:11


    The Joey's don't have stocks but they have done ketamine. It's either blues grass night or you're watching the debate. The Joey's were are Diddy's parties. People do some crazy stuff, like pissing on a Russian hooker. The Terror is a good show on Netflix. Joey hates They Might Be Giants. Cake was a formidable experience for Joey. Don't you think we're running low on band names? Joey's back from tour. Do you ever suck air out of a hole? Joey shares a tale about his first time in Houston. Is this a good character? The guy who can't wait to repopulate in the doomsday bunker? This anything?

    Episode 51 - You Pegged Me

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2024 89:56


    There's a fuzz, sorry. Doin dabs in Oklahoma. “Hey mister could you buy me a water tobacco pipe?”. Joey reveals how he stole someones coin collection. The adventures of Happy and Lucky. You ever win a dab rig at a concert? Joey daydreams constantly about skate boarding. The Joey's bring up their tours but don't really talk about them lol. Joey talks about the highest he's ever been on tour. Joey turns a guy into a wax dealer. Joey remembers Joey's birthday. What's weirder? 100 strangers singing happy birthday to you or 1 stranger? Joey talks about Surreal Estate Developers for a bit. Aristocrat in Austin TX rules. Joey's talk about the hilarious Austin comedian Avery Moore. Joey's surprised how diverse The Domain is. Joey talks about a nice home cooked meal on tour. Follow/Listen to all these bands/comedians Peel Dream Magazine , Ulrika Spacek , STRFKR , Valgur , Blank Hellscape , Avery Moore , Christina Parish , Daniel Webb , Bob Morrissey , Zach Zucker , Stamptown , Natalie Palamides , Living Nerves (Jason McCray) . Frozen Orange , Alessandro Cortini , Fred Armisen

    Episode 50 - I don't know if I could do the whole Hollywood thing.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2024 52:35


    The Joey's celebrate 50 episodes. You an alley kinda guy? Holy Wave's got some shows coming up. Joey's got a tour coming up. Y'all ever see Robert Deniro's shoes in The Irishmen? Joey knows some shit about helium. There's something about eating a chocolate rabbits ears. Joey loves popcorn. Have you ever been too embarrassed to call for help? The Joey's answer two questions from their fans. Joey hates Fleet Foxes. WWJDD? Email your “what to do?” scenario to joeydivisionpodcast@gmail.com

    Episode 49 - Experimental Yoga

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2024 70:25


    What if Jesus came back and then he died like right when he came back? What if you started looking into a cold case and end up ruining someones life? The boys talk about taking acid and Joey talks about being sober. Joey's gonna skate more. Joey talks about playing after a funeral and at a fish restaurant. If someone dies at a comedy show do you keep it going? Joey's talk about their dreams and nightmares and realities. Joey went to The Doobie Brothers. Come to Chess Club in Austin TX 02/22 featuring Joey's new band Food Network with all bands booked by Joey.

    Episode 48 - Child Actor Dramatization

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2024 50:31


    Don't you hate when you rule out of propane and she keeps sucking? Basting and basking. When's the last time you've seen or heard of a miracle? Think that's made up? The Joey's are back to podding. Joey forgot how old he was gonna be. What if they had a character play you in a dramatization and they were a child? That's probably the best bit in this whole episode. Joey hated Tommy Lee Jones' last movie. Joey loves getting introduced with Slipknot songs. Joey talks about going to confession and how his school was ran by a peadophile.

    Episode 47 - Bum Bum Buddy

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2023 52:35


    Joey's return to Comedy Frequency podcast studio with help from guest producer Danny Goodwin. The Joey's discuss clinical trials, jury duty, and power basically. Joey got married, what a wild world. Joey talks about upcoming tour. The joey's discuss the popularity of AI. Ever seen a movie that takes place in a mall?? Us neither! The Joey's talk about golden birthdays and getting pissed on.

    Episode 46 - Chattanooga Charcuterie Board

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2023 61:43


    The Joey's are back from tour. They just woke up. Behold, the earliest podcast they've ever done. Joey learns the reuben sandwich was made in Omaha. Joey's talk about tour a bit. Y'all ever just see an ominous old man hanging out at the pool? Joey shares some 45”s he got in Denton. Joey describes, Runza, his favorite fast food joint and hates on the vocabulary for kolache/klobasnek. Popeyes Kitchen vs Popeye The Sailor. The Lizzo controversy is addressed of course. “I'm the Megalomaniac and I'm going nuts cause these prices are too low”. Why would you let a robot fuck your wife?

    Episode 45 - The Lady Bird Lurker

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2023 62:07


    Joey Division is in the Comedy Frequency studio with Josh Cabaza. The 7th inning stretch needs to be a bigger party. Joey talks about some upcoming Holy Wave stuff. The Joey's discuss the possibility of a serial killer in Austin. Joey's a fan of CCTV? What a cop. Joey doesn't think you should have a spider as a pet. The Joey's bring the basketball thing up again and also talk about karate. You ever shower with your coach?

    Episode 44 - Who Cuts The Barbers Hair?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2023 62:38


    Joey might drink some super trippy tea. The Joey's swap salvia stories. Joey wants to experience a subconscious shared experience. Joey shares about his time at The Renaissance Faire. What is it about a turkey leg? Joey talks about Holy Wave recording and upcoming album news. Joey talks about Moontower.

    Episode 43 - "I'm Twenty and I'm Hung Like A Horse"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2023 58:45


    Cop a feel ya? Why do dogs eat their own shit ? Monkeys had a good idea when it came to throwing shit. When you were young did you ever get fascinated with the blue chemicals inside a porta potty. Karaoke an instrumental song by just doing facial expressions. Who would win in a game of basketball? Joey or Joey? Joey's new game show, Juan In A Million. The Joey's talk about SXSW. Joey's going to New Orleans over the weekend. Joey got a sponsor and they try to figure out a new smoking device.

    Episode 42 - “Did You Take That Steam Pie?!”

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2023 65:15


    The Joey's ponder owning a bakery. Joey almost chokes. Joey enjoys a nice charcuterie . The Joey's share their experiences seeing seizures. Ever cry in a kayak? Thats called cryaking. Cialis and Chains. The Joey's have seen some weird shit. Joey took a shit while on the phone with his mom. Joey talks about his fear of flying. Do you think the girls in Deal or No Deal know the amount of money they have in their case? Shit or No Shit. The new gameshow.

    Episode 41 - Spite Piss (featuring Ethan Billips)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2023 77:46


    The Joey's chat with Ethan Billips of Blank Hellscape. The first guest of on the Pod. Big day for the Joey's. There's a shortage of chainsaws in Austin TX. Shark Tank After Dark presents, the ball gag microphone. No merch cuts in the sewer. Joey potentially becomes vegan. Ethan talks about Michigan and passing out from weed with Scarhead Dave. Joey and Ethan talk about crazy crash pads. You ever take a spite piss? Ethan talks about the bands new dub system. Ethan and Joey almost get killed over a cigarette.

    Episode 40 - Two In The Pink, Skinamarink

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2023 59:59


    Joey needs to change his laugh. Joey has a beer. You can kill a man and get away with it but your “check engine” light is still gonna come on. A little bit of the Skinamarink. The people demand a new drink. Remember the first time you saw a Hypnotic bottle? Wow. Have you every drink? The Joey's use the pod to spread misinformation. Joey never watched Sesame Street. We've domesticated dogs to the point that they've become mentally capable of committing a murder.

    Episode 39 - Every Room Is A Rage Room

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2023 68:53


    The Joey's enjoy some fruit. Joey was a sexually shy child. Joey used to do Takewondo. A magician embarrasses Joey infront of thousands of people. Don't ask questions, it's magic! The Joey's weigh the pros and cons of not drinking. Joey's been getting confused. First date to a rage room? Joey was the best slapping wrestler in high school. Whens the last time you wrestled with a full grow man? The Joey's debate karaoke. Joey almost shit his pants downtown, but good thing he had the knowledge from his previous job about where every toilet is downtown. What do you call it when you get a blow job from a barber? A little off the top.

    Episode 38 - Boofin' Shrooms

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2023 54:16


    Y'all wanna play a show in the forrest? Holy Wave has a new album coming out. Joey needs to get cancelled to really elevate his comedy career. Joey met a man who wields a falcon. Joey used to do a gameshow for children for free Alamo draft house tickets. Y'all ever drink inside a barrel of monkeys? Joey is headlining Cap City at the end of January. The Joey's disagree about sparkling water. The Joey's like a BLT. Joey's love an orchard. Why is a baboon's ass red? The Joey's get fascinated by hippos. Joey plays a show on acid. Joey likes dip and Joey hates dip. Enjoy chewing tobacco? Welcome to the first ever restaurant where you can dip and spit on the floor.

    Episode 37 - Keep On Suckin'

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2022 50:06


    Hey Joey heads, it's the last episode of 2022. Joey is an aggressive driver. Would you trust a self-driving car to take you to your ex's place? There's been some ups, and there's been a lot of downs. 60% of old people will die in the future. “Can I get a honk off that bobo”? Fuck, Marry, Kill. God, Jesus, and The Holy Spirit. Kill your creator. Jesus is at least a hole you can slam, am I right?

    Episode 36 - Dirty Shirley Goes Down On Rob Roy

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2022 59:42


    The Joey's love bleak humor. The Joey's are presented with misinformation and contemplate the end of social media. How many people died doing the ALS challenge? How many migrate workers died building the Qatar stadium? The Joey Division clashes on Sprite and Squirt. Joey reveals the coat check prank/heist. Joey reveals the valet heist. The Joey's try a haiku. Joey reveals that belly rubbing sound effects will be used on the newest album.

    Episode 35 - Drop Your Pants, Shit On The Floor, That's The Way Uh Huh Uh Huh I Like It

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2022 64:55


    Joey puts his pants on two feet at a time. It's like Build A Bear except you put a soul in a stuff animal and bond it for all eternity. First order of power, no other people named Joey? Joey eats spiders. Doesn't it suck when you see a shitty person having a good time? Think Columbo would wear a Glow Show t shirt? Joey and The Gusters. When Joey hears “Electric Feel” he thinks he has to do a set. Joey has a friend who listens to the same song every time he takes a shit. Joey's working on a new album and Joey's short film Plant Guy is now out.

    Episode 34 - McRibbed For Joey's Pleasure

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2022 59:44


    There's always work to be done at the sawmill. Feels good to do new things. Y'all like that band Dry Cleaning? Would y'all want that new helper robot that Musk wants to make? Well the Joey's want to bang it. One of your favorite artists ever off themselves on your birthday? Joey can't read. Y'all ever seek different thresholds? Did you know Kevin from Tame Impala was a kid in the Barney series? What the hell is in a Popeye's museum? Joey has a pet peeve and it's people singing a cappella. Fuck the McRib and fuck Carlos Jr.

    Episode 33 - A Lamborghini With A Nice Pair of Tits

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2022 57:27


    The Joey's talk about setting up sound equipment for a live performance. One Joey wants to know what's wrong with people who write at coffeehouses while one Joey writes at a coffeehouse. The Joey's don't believe in stocks. The Joey's discuss the return of Blink-182. Crazy how social media influencers do a bad job at influencing you to do something. The Joey's talk about having a paper route. Damn, Stephen King put out a lot of hits. Do y'all think suspenders are kinky? Taylor Swift writing a song about you in real time while you're dating would be rough.

    Episode 32 - Good Joey Bad Joey

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2022 54:25


    Episode 32 - Good Joey Bad Joey The Joey's are rich and will never go back to being poor. They'll do what ever it takes. Joey is a Republican and he's running for office. The Joey's go to fancy restaurants just to people watch. Where did all the snow crabs go? What dish would you take from the world to keep for yourself? Joey thinks he's electrically charged. Joey wants to go to a haunted hotel in Mineral Wells. Joey had a boner pill when he was in 3rd grade. Covid ruined ordering a drink at the bar. The Joey's talk about getting spanked.

    Episode 31 - The Debut of Hamboning

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2022 57:52


    It feels like nobody knows the beauty of a curbside pickup at the grocery store. Is it ok to steal from Walmart or Good Will? Yes. The Joey's love Explosions In The Sky. Mac Demarco and Holy Wave trapped on a desert island, what would that sound like ? Joey Division Live Spelling Bee goes sidewise. No more heavy trips, maybe? Why does new merch smell like farts sometime? Joey sees a samurai in his sleep. And more!

    Episode 30 - Choose Your Own Joey Division pt.2 ( The Ballade of Big Dickem's Entertainment )

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2022 42:37


    Joey's been jamming out in the farm land. Kraut folk and a cat meow. The Joey's could potentially be in LA at the same time?? Joey doesn't answer the question. If Joey wasn't a musician he'd be Batman. Joey wants to be a permanent temp. Celebrity Death Match: Pete Davidson vs Kayne West. Joey Division choose your own adventure story. Would you rather open for a secret headliner for $500,000 or play in Dallas at a shitty bar but Elton John is gonna be there hanging out? Is Ed Sheeran even real anymore?

    Episode 29 - Choose Your Own Joey Division pt.1 ( The Return to St. Peter The Popes Hotel & Brothel )

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2022 45:03


    Will you pee on me ? Joey talks about seeing Billy Idol an Def Leppard. RIP Coolio. Joey shares his story of how he met Coolio. Joey Division choose your own adventure story. Would you either want free gas for 5 months or get $50,000 from a PTSD settlement obtained after a traumatic experience involving a haunted hotel? What would you do with the keys to room 6969421? Featuring some meows from Joey's cat Wilma.

    Episode 28 - Mother's Milk

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2022 61:09


    The Joey's bring it full circle. King Jizzard and The Jizzard Wizzard. Loose hair is gross aint it? Joey had a loose hair all the way up his ass. You ever go to an A&W on purpose? Joey shares a Dairy Queen dream. The Joey's agree on pizza toppings. Joey used to listen to a band that hit a washing machine with a baseball bat on stage. “Life's Good” more like “Things Could Be Better”. Joey's BEEN smoking cigarettes and Joey has been tired.

    Episode 27 - Safe and Sound

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2022 71:34


    You ever seen an ass so nice you could bounce a quarter off of. New buddy cop movie about featuring joey and his wang. You ever have an out of body but in penis experience? Joey's back from tour and boy howdy was it an experience. Ever put your dick in a mousetrap? Male mermaids (mermen) should get pregnant like seahorses. Is that a moon or a Shell gas station logo?

    Episode 26 - “I Haven't Forgiven Him For It”

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2022 34:24


    Joey talks about his favorite Mediterranean food truck. Joey smokes a bong in the woods and does gymnastics on the swing set. Joey is a 69th generation Texan. You ever wanna spit in a cup and figure out where you came from? Arnold Schwarzenegger farted in someones face. The internet is a great place where you can find all the information about different celebrities farting on other celebriteis. Joey's got a python at the bar.

    Episode 25 - Loose Wood

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2022 33:23


    Here we go again. Fuck a leaf blower. Joey loves Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Welcome to the hit new tv show Thumbs and Stuff. Would you rather eat something from a chef who's down on his luck or fly in an airplane from a pilot who's down on his luck? Are they comparable at all? Joey was just in Dallas and Joey prepares for tour.

    Episode 24 - Do You Remember When You Used To Feel Alive?

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2022 48:38


    The Joey's didn't use the mic stands this time so that's why there's those noises. Are we dead? Do you remember when you used to feel alive? You want this ass? If you could live anywhere would you? Ricky Martin was livin' la vida loca. The Joey's were a bit drunk on this one. What if there was wifi access to your mind? Cash cab but it's Plant Guy. Joey's been recording this podcast hanging by his nut sack the whole time. Did you know Willem Dafoe has a huge wang?

    Episode 23 - What a Crock of Shit

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2022 50:21


    The Joey's talk about jerky. Joey had a birthday about a month ago. This little piggy ate another animal. Joey's never been a pill person. Joey wants to travel more but doesn't want to be perceived. Joey shows his Brazilian wax. Joey talks some comedy drama.

    Episode 22 - GET OUTTA MY CAVE

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2022 57:51


    Sorry if the “bleep” alarmed you if you were driving around. This machine is run by a maniac. The Joey's hope the god particle makes a black hole on earth. How old do you think William Shatner is? Willie Wonka but make it space. Where does all the money rich people steal from charity go to ? Joey talks to himself, what a nut. Joey talks about making guitar riffs with his mouth. Fuck brands. The Joey's hate the term “dongle”. Joey gets overwhelmed by a large some of money. Joey talks about creating dog in his dreams. How many dead bodies are there in space?

    Episode 21 - Joey Division Civil War

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2022 56:45


    Don't you hate it when someone ruins a movie? Or does it save you time from caring? The bands got some dates. Booking a tour and driving around and sleeping on the floor sometimes sucks. Joey talks about touring following a physical map while being on tour and using pay phones to call the show producers, ancient shit. Sitting next to a stranger on an airplane is a very intimate experience. We need more palentologists to discover more cool shit. You know those anthropologists who go live with tribes in the jungle? We think those people suck. The Joey's do a bit of virtue signaling towards to prove that they're good white people. Anyone remember 3D Movie Maker?

    Episode 20 - The Annual Survivors Dinner

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2022 43:22


    The Joey's do more stunts than you realize. Who wants to be the intern for Joey Division Podcast? Email in joeydivisionpodcast@gmail.com . You ever have a dream and insert it as a memory into your real life? Joey almost died in a bounce house and also at an amusement park. Why do more humans not look alike. Joey wants to go to a reunion. That's what happens man, life goes by. Y'all ever watch the moving about the sinking boat Posidon? App that shows you everywhere someone has died? Joey doesn't know shit about new technology. With VR technology and a hose attached to your genitals, who needs real life?

    Episode 19 - Pube Boy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2022 46:05


    The Joey's are sorta tech savvy. Be the paddle boarder you want to see in the world. What if we haven't reached our Great Depression yet? The Joey's hate elevators. The Joey's describe their new animated comedy series. Please send fan art for Pube Boy to joeydivisionpodcast@gmail.com . Pube Boy can do anything. He's like Spiderman but with pubes. Sandwich or burger? The Joey's decide.

    Episode 18 - Tell Me More About The Smoke Monster

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2022 60:29


    What sex toy would you bring to a desert island? The Joey's get ‘Lost'. Joey tries to describe his sphere vision and wow it sounds insane. The Joey's love The Village. The Sopranos or Stranger Things? Inside you there are two very adult looking Millie Bobby Browns. Joey wants to live on an orchard. Joey gets into in on graveyards.

    Episode 17 - Suckin' On A Cube

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2022 51:42


    Joey finally gets to talk about his favorite beverages. Joey tried the “hot ones” challenge. Not enough people listening to Cascada. The Joey's did this life to themselves. The Joey's talk about weird food they've eaten. The Joey's share stories about being too drunk. The Joey's share tales of places they've lived.

    Episode 16 - My Name Is Jesus and I'm The Police

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2022 48:31


    Welcome back to another banging Joey Division. Know why Delta 6 was afraid of Delta 7? Because Delta 8 , 9. Joey watched Premonition the other day. One Joey likes whiskey and one doesn't really. But one Joey really loves a gin and tonic. What's your favorite drink? Joey talks about how he likes his eggs. The Joey's talk about shows they're watching. Joey talks a bit about his Glow Show w/ Danny Brown and The Lizard Man. The Joey's talk about sounding and then have some audio technical difficulties, coincidence?! Who knows.

    Episode 15 - Julian, Do You Have A TikTok?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2022 62:49


    Joey sits on his balls. Joey steals garlic from an old racist. The Joey's discuss Monkey Pox. Joey had a good experience at the Oblivion Access festival. Joey reveals his special guest for the next Glow Show in Austin. The Joey's make some progress on Chokie Buddie. The Joey's believe the only way to be liked is to be high on glue. The Joey's discuss Seal. The Joey's discuss the human form. AND TWINS!!!!! Do you think men look at women the same way they look at a cheeseburger? The Joey's discuss the lawyer that rocks.

    Episode 14 - The Son Inherits The Sins of His Father

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2022 61:16


    If being a baby is constantly tripping then boy howdy sign me up. What if people just came up to you and tipped you randomly in life for existng? Sounds pretty nice. Bartenders are the therapists. Or are therapists the therapists? And DJ's are also therapists and bartenders. The Joey's talk about cartoons and Disney Channel original movies. Holy Wave will be at a cool festival in Las Vegas. The Joey's chat about what they've been listening to lately. The Joey's talk about their love of Rihanna and Joey tells the other Joey about The Fenty Fashion Show. Remember flash mobs? We should name children after national tragedies. Joey wants to get snipped. The Joey's chat about music festivals and Joey shares about his favorite festival he's played. Joey shares a funny traveling story. And the other Joey shares a funny story about Philadelphia.

    Episode 13 - Got His Ass Live.com

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2022 56:19


    Did you notice someones budge at Starbucks on Mueller in Austin TX? You could have a potential soul mate. Joey Division, best coffee since 1907. Someone flashed Joey their nut sack at a coffeehouse. Joey shares a story of being naked at a hot spring. Joey shares a story of being at a naked party. Joey started watching Ultimatum and you guessed it, it's dumb as shit. The Joey's form their own reality dating show. The Joey's create their own app.

    Episode 12 - That's A Naked Guy Idea Right There

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2022 64:31


    The Joey's discuss some beers. How often do you shit your pants? How often do you get pretty close to shitting your pants? The Joey's got an intern (Julian's dog). Should Joey develop the poop app? Joey could have been a Mad Man. Thank god for acid. What's your favorite Nicolas Cage movie ? Revenge poop? Damn John Depp. Breaking a bong is a national disaster. Joey did Moontower Comedy Festival and had a good time. Joey's never heard of a LAN party and Joey can't believe it. Find out which Joey is the bigger pyro. Ever body slam a cold? Baby shower sounds crazy. Joey thinks things are getting so advanced that they're reverting back to the past.

    Episode 11 - Big Titty Ghost In A Red Dress

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2022 51:12


    Joey's back from tour and there's cake in the walk-in. Joey has a scratch ticket addiction. Joey tries to teach the other Joey black jack. Joey shares some good bands he encountered on tour. Joey shares a story of how he scared off their old projectionist Josh. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles rules. Joey nerds out about Kingdom Hearts for a little bit. Joey tries to make an app called Tinder Eats. joeydivisionpodcast@gmail.com to know the name of the good swim spot. Y'all ever seen Casper? Shits crazy. Joey shares a good story about driving to East Texas at the end.

    Episode 10 - You're The New Hunter Hero

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2022 57:40


    One of the Joey's is hung over. And one Joey has plentiful amount of designer drugs. Flush me out chief. The Joey's had a positive SXSW experience. The Joey's mention some sx bands they enjoyed seeing. A punch card for life where someone punches your card for every time you sin. One Joey has a “free coffee for life card” what kind of shit is that? You ever have to piss so bad? Harry Styles is music for children. Joey's leaving for a tour, Joey's getting ready for Moontower. Joey is gonna start a show at the church of piss. Please send your “Church of Piss” fan art to joeydivisionpodcast@gmail.com . You know those really big checks? Do those come from really big banks ? 5 butt plugs short of 15 acres. Joey shares a story of a friend getting caught shop lifting. Who remembers Big Buck Hunter. How far do you think someone could throw a football if they're super high on meth? Joey ends it with a great great great story of the last time he pitched in a baseball game.

    Episode 9 - The Joey's Introduce: Chokie Buddie

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2022 69:44


    WWYJD? Everyone used to be in the mix. Would you ever go back to the faith? The Joey's discuss the criterion collection hit Porkey's. The French love Porkey's. The Joey's love the hit film Rat Race and the musical stylings of Smash Mouth. Y'all ever suck on a crawfish head so hard it feels like the biggest bong hit of your life? Joey loves Amanda Bynes. At the end of the entertainment industry you have to fight the final boss, God. Recorded on Douglas Adams' birthday. “We apologize for the inconvenience.” The Joey's wouldn't dare get up in a hot air balloon. These last couple episodes have been over an hour, how do y'all feel about that? Nothings worse than a Joey aware of its own mortality. What's blimping my man? The Joey's talk about horror movies for a little bit. The Joey's love an accurate mushroom trip in a movie. The Joey's love a good Argento flick. Oh the Joey's have been the Vegas for various reasons. Betcha didn't know Joey was in taekwondo? Don't be a bad parent and traumatize your kid if they don't win in a baseball game. Stop projecting your shit. Joey had a bad call in a children's baseball game. The Joey's got involved in some sporting activities growing up. Both failed for various reasons none related to their athletic ability at all they were actually all state. We are now accepting donations for Chokie Buddy funding Venmo with “Chokie Buddy” in the comments to Joey Z at @jjjoeyzzz and they'll put it in savings.

    Episode 8 - The Joey's Take It Back To 1998

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2022 63:43


    Nothin' like a good ole bong rip and gaslighting your friend. The Joey's take it back to 1998. What do you think will happen in the year 2069? Super horny on purpose if we're alive? “The year is 1998, the band The Killers haven't formed yet.” Only lasagna in the future. Are you prepped for doomsday? A knife and some beers and you're halfway there. The Joey's discuss playing a boat show. What's a boat do through water? Come on down to Joey's Drippy Candles. The Joey's share some of the weirdest things that have happened to them on stage. Joey shares about performing at a pool party. One of the Joey's is from Nebraska if you haven't known. The Joeys need guns for the end of the world. Don't you think one of the Joey's would have throwing stars ? The Joey's go live on another planet.

    Episode 7 - The State of The Joey

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2022 41:14


    Welcome to the next day of the rest of your life. No one tells you when your heart breaks you also shit your pants. How fun would it be to be a detective? Depends on how much cum you have to deal with. Hold on, just for a moment, think of Johnny Depp as a garden gnome. If you got turned into a pie what kind of pie would you be? One Joey is crunchy and one Joey is creamy. You ever throw another slice of bread in there and make that PB&J a double decker? Don't get sucked into the wormhole. Or…maybe do get sucked into that wormhole? Who knows what'll happen. Team Kanye? Team Pete? Team mentally ill? It's the end of the world, text Kim Kardashian. “Don't hate the player, hate the game.” - Joey Cook . How long of a relationship could you have with someone completely made out of fruits? None of the Joey's do Wordle and that's fine.

    Episode 6 - Revenge of The Joey's

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2022 54:14


    Uh oh. Watch out. The Joey's are a bit loose on this one. Who let them get this tipsy? The Joey's start an ASMR podcast. The Joey's enjoy sour things. What about chips? Margarita , chips , salsa , guac. Joey claims to be Jesus Christ, King of The Jews. Bartending: “People are insane and you deal with every kind of person”. The reviews are in and Joey has a soothing voice. Why have a pet when the other Joey has a pet? Joey's microphone falls apart in the last 20 min. The Joey's keep forgetting to have topics. What do you want to hear from us? Email us at joeydivisionpodcast@gmail.com

    Episode 5 - The Attack of The Joey's

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2022 44:20


    The gang is back at it. Joey talks about coming back from tour. Joey talks about filming a stand up comedy pilot. The Joey's enjoy a Virginia Slim burrito. If you're on the road, a home cooked meal is a blessing. The Joey's apologize for that little buzz that comes in and out, the intern is fixing it. Joey played under a bridge like a troll. Should the Joey's get a landline with a voice machine for the podcast. Joey needs more cat jokes. Joey has dreams about being attacked by cats.

    Episode 4 - The Phantom Joey

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2022 40:19


    Welcome to big tits bikini blow job fuck. Don't look into one of the Joey's windows. Recorded on David Lynch's birthday. What's your favorite Lynch stuff? Are cat years the same as dog years? I thought you were 55 years old. When was the first time you got stoned? In America you really should be able to smoke weed in a lounge before you go on a flight. The Joey's don't like airports but both love the movie Airplane! . Joey tried to sniff glue but it didn't work so he moved on to poppers. The Joey's believe tiger's should be able to mind their own business and not be in a gas station. The Joey's don't condone eating monkey meat or human meat.

    Episode 3 - Return of The Joey

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2022 40:15


    The first pod in 35mm. Welcome to the 53rd annual Governor luncheon. The Joey's grew up in two different kinds of churches. One Joey went to a lot of church luncheons and one Joey did not. Both have interesting church experiences. Y'all have heard of James Bond, but have y'all heard of Smorgasbord Charcuterie. One of the Joey's had a handsome handy man come fix his washer. The Joey's will not be attending the When We Were Young Festival. What about Business Gimp? Is that a good band name? Holy Wave is on tour at the moment, go see their dates. Joey will be doing Glow Show at Moontower in April, come check it out. One of the Joey's is beginning to believe that all birds are robots. Pretty wild stuff.

    Episode 2 - The Joey's Strike Back

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2022 38:47


    The Joey's decide record on couches and boy is it comfy. Last podcast recorded of 2021. What was more depressing? 2020 or 2021? Or a more bad year? The Joey's are indifferent to the 2020's. The Joey's dislike canceling things but understand the concept for the greater good. Kids love tits. The Joey's don't have cowboy boots. One Joey had a mall experience, one Joey was robbed of a mall experience but may get one soon in the future. The new Capitol City Comedy Club in Austin, TX is coming back around and it's in a mall.

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