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Pretending to be People is a mystery/horror role-playing podcast. Join Zach, Thomas, Luke, and Joe as they navigate a terrifying campaign filled with twists, turns, and laughs - all decided on a roll of the dice. Can the officers of the Contention Police Department unravel the mysteries suddenly pla…

Pretending to be People


    • May 30, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 59m AVG DURATION
    • 221 EPISODES
    • 1 SEASONS

    4.9 from 419 ratings Listeners of Pretending to be People that love the show mention: delta green, gcp, glass cannon podcast, horror and comedy, contention, kudzu, call of cthulhu, stupidly, pretending, role playing games, best actual play, x files, horrors, wolf, cops, actual play podcasts, lovecraft, real play, awesome story, cosmic.


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    The Pretending to be People podcast is the perfect storm of horror and humor, drawing listeners in with its quick wit and mysterious intrigue. The team of PCs and their handler have an incredible ability to make any situation hilarious, while also delivering bone-chilling horror. It's a masterpiece in storytelling that keeps you motivated to keep listening and make sense of everything.

    One of the best aspects of this podcast is the dynamic between the hosts and their characters. Each person brings their own unique personality and energy to the story, creating a captivating experience for the listeners. The sound quality, editing, attention to detail, and collaboration are all unmatched by any other podcast. This level of production quality truly sets them apart.

    On the downside, some listeners may find that the humor can be pretty millennial-focused, which might not appeal to everyone. Additionally, it would be helpful if content warnings for each episode were included in the descriptions to provide a heads up for sensitive listeners.

    In conclusion, The Pretending to be People podcast is an absolute gem in the world of actual play podcasts. Whether you're a fan of genuinely scary settings or just great storytelling with a touch of humor, this podcast has it all. Highly recommended for anyone looking for a new listen that will keep them entertained and on the edge of their seat.



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    Latest episodes from Pretending to be People

    Operation: Upstream Church // Part One (with Travis McElroy)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2025 83:03


    Time to meet Milton Hogben and the mysterious blood cabal, Dr. Maynard Ouzo and the alien cloth from the alien in the closet, Randy Matthewson as the world's loneliest church congregant, and, finally, Billy Gruff and The Collector's crystal -- which caused a full blown whiteout and 3 weeks of missing time. This episode features Travis McElroy from The Adventure Zone. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Bluesky. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "Little Acts" by A People Person.

    S2E76 - Amundsen-Scott: Should We Call the Norwegians? (with Sydney Amanuel)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2025 57:11


    Everything is covered in frost. The Thing is referenced at any cost. And, unfortunately, a crew member is lost. This episode features Sydney Amanuel from The Glass Cannon Podcast. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Bluesky. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "Balance and Composure" by Ellie Schmidly.

    S2E75 - Amundsen-Scott: The Storm is Snow Bad (with Sydney Amanuel)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2025 62:57


    Meet Melvin Grace, Jim Olsson, Hubie Forster, and Renee "Ray" Mackay as they overwinter at the Amundsen-Scott South Pole Research Station on a totally normal Saturday, July 9th, 2022.  This episode features Sydney Amanuel from The Glass Cannon Podcast. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Bluesky. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "Balance and Composure" by Ellie Schmidly.

    S2E74 - Wet Lens!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2025 55:53


    Alternate titles include:  The Day the Ball Stopped Rolling FBI, CIA, A24 Macrohard Dudes Two Scoils Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Bluesky. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl and "Balance and Composure" by Ellie Schmidly.

    S2E73 - Atnas Sualc

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2025 58:11


    Where is The City? Let's all figure it out at the same exact time!Support the show on Patreon.Buy some merch at the Contention General Store.Follow along on Bluesky.Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit.Soundtrack by WAAAVV.Wolf the Dog played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    S2E72 - Ramp-isode

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2025 55:38


    The plot moves much further than the City Action News Team's feet. Support the show on Patreon.Buy some merch at the Contention General Store.Follow along on Bluesky.Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit.Soundtrack by WAAAVV.Wolf the Dog played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    S2E71 - The Mystery of Diggory Island

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2025 60:07


    CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains descriptions of self-harm and body horror.Alternate episode titles: Psychedelic Tonsil Stone, We've Got a Scoop For You, Blood Mine Moat. Support the show on Patreon.Buy some merch at the Contention General Store.Follow along on Bluesky.Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit.Soundtrack by WAAAVV.Wolf the Dog played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    S2E70 - Fifty Cent Dog Nights

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2025 57:19


    Dr. Brock Hargrave leads the C.A.N. Crew into the eye of the storm. Support the show on Patreon.Buy some merch at the Contention General Store.Research Sobek.Follow along on Bluesky.Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit.Soundtrack by WAAAVV.Wolf the Dog played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    S2E69 - There Will Be Blood

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2025 71:04


    Inside the fog, the C.A.N. Crew faces defeat, death, and a doctor.Support the show on Patreon.Buy some merch at the Contention General Store.Follow along on Bluesky.Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit.Soundtrack by WAAAVV.Wolf the Dog played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    S2E68 - An Emissary Approaches

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2025 47:03


    How will the C.A.N. Crew evade the military patrolling The Burbs and manning the new comms towers on their way through the fog into The City? Well, it's fairly convoluted, so let's dive on in.Support the show on Patreon.Buy some merch at the Contention General Store.Follow along on Bluesky.Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit.Soundtrack by WAAAVV.Wolf the Dog played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    S2E67 - Good Luck With Military

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2025 56:11


    What is waiting for the C.A.N. Crew when the C.A.N. Van makes its way back to The City? Find out now!Support the show on Patreon.Buy some merch at the Contention General Store.Follow along on Bluesky.Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit.Soundtrack by WAAAVV.Wolf the Dog played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    S2E66 - Jackfruit Frog Island: And Then We Just Walk Home (with Scott Dorward)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2025 79:57


    Welcome to the end. Will Fletch figure out why his crush ran away? Will The Jackalope Kid become an American hero? Will Abbadon Skimpole find the secret of eternal life? Will P.P. Heaviside experiment on more humans? Probably! This episode features Scott Dorward from The Good Friends of Jackson Elias. Support the show on Patreon. Share our promo video everywhere. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "The Missouri State University Fight Song" by The Missouri State University Pride Band.

    S2E65 - Jackfruit Frog Island: Now the Real Work Begins (with Scott Dorward)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2024 61:45


    P.P. Heaviside, Fletch, Abbadon Skimpole, and The Jackalope Kid make landfall on Jackfruit Frog Island. This episode features Scott Dorward from The Good Friends of Jackson Elias. Support the show on Patreon. Share our promo video everywhere. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "The Missouri State University Fight Song" by The Missouri State University Pride Band.

    S2E64 - Jackfruit Frog Island: Hamster Water Device (with Scott Dorward)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2024 67:54


    Fletch flirts. The Jackalope Kid practices. P.P. experiments. And Abbadon Skimpole moves the plot forward. This episode features Scott Dorward from The Good Friends of Jackson Elias. Support the show on Patreon. Share our promo video everywhere. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "The Missouri State University Fight Song" by The Missouri State University Pride Band.

    S2E63 - Jackfruit Frog Island: A Simple Act of Sorcery (with Scott Dorward)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2024 64:30


    Combat? Intrigue? Red Dead references? What is this, a Pulp Cthlulhu arc? This episode features Scott Dorward from The Good Friends of Jackson Elias. Support the show on Patreon. Share our promo video everywhere. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "The Missouri State University Fight Song" by The Missouri State University Pride Band.

    S2E62 - All in Favor

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2024 92:25


    Questions are asked. Motions are passed. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

    S2E61 - Seems Like We Have a Plan (Let's Hit It)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2024 48:49


    "We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of amphetamines, it's daylight, and we're not wearing sunglasses." Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

    S2E60 - Luke in the Cave

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2024 55:08


    The CAN Crew (and Algernon) consider summoning Steve the Cleve. This is the penultimate episode of this arc. The ultimate episode of this arc will come out on Friday. Probs lots of announcements in that one. Stay frosty. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

    S2E59 - What's in Grover Cleveland's Hole

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2024 55:46


    The CAN Crew takes uppers and explores Grover Cleveland's hole. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

    S2E58 - The Last Word

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2024 58:24


    “Grover Cleveland's baby carriage, fishing rod, magic tackle box, and what else?” Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

    S2E57 - Why Did We Come to The Lake?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2024 58:10


    All are concerned. A promotion is earned. Read the Discord Spoilers Chat to learn why the churned turned that yearned for the inturned undiscerned was burned. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

    S2E56 - Cocksure Young Himbo

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2024 53:56


    Alternate titles include: Pull It // That Was Surely Mike // This Is Bedroom Gin? // A Hole ‘Nother Thing // The Last Turd // Mike's Oxhard Lemonade // Algernon, Alger-gone // Goofed Up With Gottle Juice Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

    S2E55 - The Epitome of Sunglasses

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2024 61:23


    Two conversations and a fair amount of plot bring new relations, and affairs are often fraught. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

    S2E54 - Right in a Knob

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2024 48:55


    "What about this guy? Why has he got that big coat on? He can't be cold, why the extra layer? Maybe he's trying to hide something." Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

    S2E53 - Super Secret Trap Door

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2024 57:41


    Alternate titles include: The Trifecta of News // He Could've Walked // My Pits! // Bob Could Never // Swear On The News // Below Deck (More Like B-low Me) // But You're Hammered, Sweetie // Squirmy, Be Prepared to Fight Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

    S2E52 - Daddy Scooped Us

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2024 54:24


    Alternate titles include: The Goods; The Nuts // Mindf*ck Nightmare // Anyway, we're gonna go have a competition where we prove who's more worthy of your love by finding a squirrel baby // I Didn't Sign Up For That // Two Men Walking in the Woods (One of Them Has a Pistol) // He's an AM Guy // Beck Wants to Film It Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. An online morse code converter played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

    S2E51 - I'm Glad That You're Divorced

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2024 54:56


    Cal vs. Algernon. CANcakes vs. The Last Waffles. Video vs. Audio. But something just doesn't add up. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

    S2E50 - Married to That

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2024 58:16


    Cal Colorado meets Algernon Geils-Gerding. It goes as well as expected. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

    S2E49 - Close Your Eyes and Let Me Tell You a Story

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2024 85:08


    Beatitudes are misconstrued. Cal eludes the view of crude food. A potential dude fued is brewed for after the CAN Crew intrudes. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

    S2E48 - You Could Use God (with Ellinor DiLorenzo)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2024 63:33


    Just in time. It's nice to hit a finale when it feels so right. Honestly can't wait to see what comes of this mess. This episode features Ellinor DiLorenzo from The Lost Mountain Saga and The Glass Cannon Network's Androids & Aliens. Support the show on Patreon. Share our promo video everywhere. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "I Can't Stop" by Dragon Inn 3.

    S2E47 - To Persuade Satan (with Ellinor DiLorenzo)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2024 68:57


    Alternate episode titles include: Zach's Pollen, Mrs. Dumpsterfire, C.N.T., I'm a Withard, and Pitch a Wish. This episode features Ellinor DiLorenzo from The Lost Mountain Saga and The Glass Cannon Network's Androids & Aliens. Support the show on Patreon. Share our promo video everywhere. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "I Can't Stop" by Dragon Inn 3.

    S2E46 - Only One Can Survive (with Ellinor DiLorenzo)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2024 62:36


    THANK YOU, AGAIN, FOR YOUR PATIENCE. THIS EDIT WAS AN ETERNAL NIGHTMARE DUE TO ENDLESS TECHNICAL FUPUCKS, BUT, FORTUNATELY, THAT SHOULD BE IN THE PAST. MASSIVE SHOUTOUT TO THOMAS AND LUKE FOR ASSISTING IN THE DULL TASK OF ROUNDING OUT UNNATURALLY SHARP WAVES. Anywho, Cal yells, "I will destroy this book" and "gotta burn the body, too!" So it's that kind of episode. This episode features Ellinor DiLorenzo from The Lost Mountain Saga and The Glass Cannon Network's Androids & Aliens. Support the show on Patreon. Share our promo video everywhere. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "I Can't Stop" by Dragon Inn 3.

    Patreon Bonus // Washington, USA // Part One

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2024 63:38


    THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE WITH OUR TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES. WE CAN SEE THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL, AND IT LOOKS LIKE ROLEPLAYING WITH FRIENDS AGAIN. This here formerly-exclusive episode is the first of a three episode arc written and run by Luke! Joe, Thomas, and Zach are playing gentlemen who heard tell of a perfect town over the airwaves and took a weekend to investigate to see if they should want to move their families to this Washington, USA. Listen to the rest of the arc and support the show on Patreon. Share our promo video everywhere. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

    S2E45 - Killed By The Devil (with Ellinor DiLorenzo)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2024 58:37


    THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE. THIS EDIT WAS A NIGHTMARE DUE TO SOME TECHNICAL FUPUCKS, AND THE NEXT ONE WILL BE, TOO, UNFORTUNATELY. MASSIVE SHOUTOUT TO THOMAS FOR ASSISTING IN THE DULL TASK OF ROUNDING OUT UNNATURALLY SHARP WAVES. Anywho, this one's great. Old locations, dropped defenses, new sensations, Hell commences. This episode features Ellinor DiLorenzo from The Lost Mountain Saga and The Glass Cannon Network's Androids & Aliens. Support the show on Patreon. Share our promo video everywhere. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "I Can't Stop" by Dragon Inn 3.

    S2E44 - A Deal With Satan (with Ellinor DiLorenzo)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2023 64:32


    The First New Testament is a Revelation. The Second New Testament rhymes. The Third New Testament could be important to the team or the King that's a mime. Support the show on Patreon. This episode features Ellinor DiLorenzo from The Lost Mountain Saga and The Glass Cannon Network's Androids & Aliens. Share our promo video everywhere. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "I Can't Stop" by Dragon Inn 3.

    S2E43 - Ask Away

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2023 62:47


    More of an old character. In with a new character. Out with a new character. We'll match new and upgrading Patreon subscriptions (until the end of Monday, 12/11, US CT) and donate the sum to a cold weather shelter here in Springfield, MO. Every $5 = 1 raffle entry. The raffle will have 3 winners. 2 winners will receive the PTBP t-shirt of their choosing, and 1 winner will be invited to play in a oneshot with Luke, Joe, Thomas, and Zach (or you can have the t-shirt if you'd prefer). Support the cold weather shelter and enter the raffle on Patreon. This episode features Ellinor DiLorenzo from The Lost Mountain Saga and The Glass Cannon Network's Androids & Aliens. Share our promo video everywhere. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "I Can't Stop" by Dragon Inn 3.

    S2E42 - Standard Issue C.A.N. Disguise Box

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2023 60:37


    Top Alternate Titles include: The Sass Club, A Planchard!, Heavy Misconsumptions, [Morgan, Morgann, and Morr], The Last Word, Be Jazzy, The Salt God. We'll match new and upgrading Patreon subscriptions during the month of November and donate the sum to a cold weather shelter here in Springfield, MO. Every $5 = 1 raffle entry. The raffle will have 3 winners. 2 winners will receive the PTBP t-shirt of their choosing, and 1 winner will be invited to play in a oneshot with Luke, Joe, Thomas, and Zach (or you can have the t-shirt if you'd prefer). Support the cold weather shelter and enter the raffle on Patreon. This episode features a jazz cover by ARI. Share our promo video everywhere. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

    S2E41 - Into The Tug Hole: Am I Destroyed?

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2023 56:22


    Julius and Stump continue their journeys. For now. We'll match new and upgrading Patreon subscriptions during the month of November and donate the sum to a cold weather shelter here in Springfield, MO. Every $5 = 1 raffle entry. The raffle will have 3 winners. 2 winners will receive the PTBP t-shirt of their choosing, and 1 winner will be invited to play in a oneshot with Luke, Joe, Thomas, and Zach (or you can have the t-shirt if you'd prefer). Support the cold weather shelter and enter the raffle on Patreon. Share our promo video everywhere. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "War" by Time Walk.

    S2E40 - Into The Tug Hole: Nothing Concrete (with Kate Stamas)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2023 58:50


    Round and round and down and down. As it was, so it is. This episode features Kate Stamas from the Glass Cannon Network's Get in the Trunk, Time for Chaos, Glass Cannon Podcast, Glass Cannon Live!, and she is commonly known as The Queen of New Game, Who Dis?. Support the show on Patreon. Share our promo video everywhere. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "War" by Time Walk.

    S2E39 - Into The Tug Hole: Shut the Front Door

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2023 62:53


    Worked it harder, made it better // Did it faster, made them stronger // More than ever, hour after hour // The torture was never over. This episode features Kate Stamas from the Glass Cannon Network's Get in the Trunk, Time for Chaos, Glass Cannon Podcast, Glass Cannon Live!, and she is commonly known as The Queen of New Game, Who Dis?. Support the show on Patreon. Share our promo video everywhere. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "War" by Time Walk.

    S2E38 - The Tug Hole: First Non-Consecutive High School (with Kate Stamas)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2023 65:19


    This one's quite bloody. Maybe get cuddly with a buddy to keep the yucky from getting too muddy. Alternate Episode Titles: Can I Suck on That?, I'm a F*cking Girl, Bastard Pastor. This episode features Kate Stamas from the Glass Cannon Network's Get in the Trunk, Time for Chaos, Glass Cannon Podcast, Glass Cannon Live!, and she is commonly known as The Queen of New Game, Who Dis?. Support the show on Patreon. Share our promo video everywhere. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "War" by Time Walk.

    S2E37 - The Tug Hole: Aft to the Stern (with Kate Stamas)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2023 62:28


    Phoebe Richards, Moe Gibson, and Norman “Stump” Sumpter are back to take on The Tug Hole at the behest of Julius and Burl Summers. It won't be as simple or quick or as heavily narrated as The Bog Job. And, as our resident Lisa Vanderpump, Kate is only here to sow chaos. But she's biding her time. This episode features Kate Stamas from the Glass Cannon Network's Get in the Trunk, Time for Chaos, Glass Cannon Podcast, Glass Cannon Live!, and she is commonly known as The Queen of New Game, Who Dis?. Support the show on Patreon. Share our promo video everywhere. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "War" by Time Walk.

    S2E36 - Reset to One // The Bog Job (with Kate Stamas)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2023 69:57


    Flaccid teeth are described during a discussion about what, exactly, is abetting. A flashback sets up what's coming. This episode features Kate Stamas from the Glass Cannon Network's Get in the Trunk, Time for Chaos, Glass Cannon Podcast, Glass Cannon Live!, and she is commonly known as The Queen of New Game, Who Dis?. Support the show on Patreon. Share our promo video everywhere. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl and "War" by Time Walk.

    S2E35 - Assigned To You, A Sign To Me

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2023 68:10


    Sung to the tune of "Do You Want to Build a Snowman?" ... "Do You Want To Get Inside Me?" Share our slick new promo video everywhere, please and bless you. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

    S2E34 - The Truth, Ruth

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2023 58:43


    A line is drawn in the sand. A gun is drawn with no plan. A memory is drawn out to understand. Share our slick new promo video everywhere, please and bless you. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

    S2E33 - That's Not Brock

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2023 63:47


    Campari is red, Daddy is blue, who do you trust if you can't trust the news? Share our slick new promo video everywhere, please and bless you. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

    S2E32 - We're Allowed to be Anywhere

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2023 55:46


    Alternate titles: Double Fisting His Wake Up Juice // Let Daddy Do His Work // You've Wrapped Your Uncle in a Wall of Thighs SHARE OUR SLICK NEW VIDEO EVERYWHERE, BLESS YOU. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

    Announcement

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2023 5:31


    SHARE THIS VIDEO EVERYWHERE, BLESS YOU. MAYBE EVEN CHECK OUT OUR RECENT REDDIT POSTS. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

    S2E31 - The Wet Wings of God

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2023 50:01


    Regardless of what is said in this episode, all the members of the CAN team have seen the Wet Energy - so it must be something else that separates one of them from God. Submit your entries to the Season Two Fanart Contest/Drawing in the Subreddit. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

    S2E30 - We're Getting Married

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2023 52:42


    Spring is here // Sky is blue // Birds all sing // as if they knew // Today's the day // we'll say "I do" // and we'll never be lonely anymore // Going to The Zeitgeist // and we're // gonna get married // Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

    S2E29 - Wet, Smooth Holes

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2023 52:58


    Many paths lie before our intrepid news team. Before choosing, one should trust the folks on their six (94.2). Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

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