Pretending to be People

The City Action News field team takes the C.A.N. Van to a crab and corn farm here in the Season Two premiere. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by Justin Sala. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

The segment hits the editing bay. Cal is treated worse than prey. This one's equal parts headway and horseplay. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by Justin Sala. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

From the CalZone to Kaylee Silver in Apartment 836. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

Guests Scott Dorward and Ellinor DiLorenzo help fill in the gaps of a hazy night. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

The City Action News field team finds a dropped pin. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

The CAN Crew takes Gottle's Gate to Grover's Gorge, interviews an eager GE, and discovers a wild wild animal. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

There's always gore before there's more. That's foreshadowing! Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

Hit points are lost in this episode. Grip, too. A real doozy for the ol' character sheets, indeed. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl and "Cruis'n" by R.I.Peter.

The Death of a Sailsman lets its tendies hit the shore of an island where a mysterious race will take place. This episode features Beth May from Dungeons and Daddies. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "Cruis'n" by R.I.Peter.

The crew treks further into the strange and mysterious island. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "Cruis'n" by R.I.Peter.

The pirate crews take their starting places and prepare for a peaceful, respectful race around an island covered in ditches of blood. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "Cruis'n" by R.I.Peter.

It's lights out and away we go here just northeast of the Antillas Mayores. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "Cruis'n" by R.I.Peter.

A group whooped. A troop's loop was hooped. A coop is lubed with a soup of poop and human gloop. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

How does the CAN crew make it out of The It Pit? Do they get stoned to death? Find out here in Episode 14! Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

Have you really never looked at The Show Notes? They're gorg. And normally there's a nice little blurb about the episode here, but nothing good will come from the things that happen in this episode. Oofa doofa. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

WARNING: this episode contains nasty puke/vomit/barf sounds. Gross. Also, there's a death. Look out! Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

The CAN Van heads back to The City. But this doesn't quite feel like a victory. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

Actions have consequences. Support the shelter and join the raffle on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

Joe asked why I stopped doing the little stingers at the end. I told him they're only possible when we're way too squirrelly, so you be the judge of what that says about this session. Support the shelter and join the raffle on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

This is the hardest we've laughed in a long time. Plenty of plot on the next episode for you plotheads. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

This episode is all about family, The NaturHole, and the movies happening inside the car. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

Shelly St. Blythe is a crystal doctor with an even stranger hobby. Vincenti Boeri dresses well and has a good eye for new employees. Jimmy Corrigan is a badass with a soft spot for his wife and children. And this episode features Becca Scott playing a vagabond called Meathook. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "Muscles Are Springs" by Hudson Freeman.

836836836836836836836836 836836836 836836836836836836 This short story features Becca Scott playing a vagabond called Meathook. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "Muscles Are Springs" by Hudson Freeman.

The gang heads to The Zeitgeist for the denouement. There, they unearth a phenomenon. This short story features Becca Scott playing a vagabond called Meathook. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "Muscles Are Springs" by Hudson Freeman.

So, gather up your jackets, move it to the exits I hope you have found a friend Closing time, every new beginning Comes from some other beginning's end, yeah This short story features Becca Scott playing a vagabond called Meathook. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "Muscles Are Springs" by Hudson Freeman and "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

Fuck, y'all. Roleplaying is so much fun. You gotta get a game going. Shit's wild. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

House emoji. HUMINT emoji. DMX emoji. I guess the latter two are requests. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

Alternate episode titles: Ask Jeeves-ing // Back on the Right Track // Bad Eggs in The City Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

Many paths lie before our intrepid news team. Before choosing, one should trust the folks on their six (94.2). Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

Spring is here // Sky is blue // Birds all sing // as if they knew // Today's the day // we'll say "I do" // and we'll never be lonely anymore // Going to The Zeitgeist // and we're // gonna get married // Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

Regardless of what is said in this episode, all the members of the CAN team have seen the Wet Energy - so it must be something else that separates one of them from God. Submit your entries to the Season Two Fanart Contest/Drawing in the Subreddit. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

Alternate titles: Double Fisting His Wake Up Juice // Let Daddy Do His Work // You've Wrapped Your Uncle in a Wall of Thighs SHARE OUR SLICK NEW VIDEO EVERYWHERE, BLESS YOU. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

Campari is red, Daddy is blue, who do you trust if you can't trust the news? Share our slick new promo video everywhere, please and bless you. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

A line is drawn in the sand. A gun is drawn with no plan. A memory is drawn out to understand. Share our slick new promo video everywhere, please and bless you. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

Sung to the tune of "Do You Want to Build a Snowman?" ... "Do You Want To Get Inside Me?" Share our slick new promo video everywhere, please and bless you. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

Flaccid teeth are described during a discussion about what, exactly, is abetting. A flashback sets up what's coming. This episode features Kate Stamas from the Glass Cannon Network's Get in the Trunk, Time for Chaos, Glass Cannon Podcast, Glass Cannon Live!, and she is commonly known as The Queen of New Game, Who Dis?. Support the show on Patreon. Share our promo video everywhere. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl and "War" by Time Walk.

Phoebe Richards, Moe Gibson, and Norman “Stump” Sumpter are back to take on The Tug Hole at the behest of Julius and Burl Summers. It won't be as simple or quick or as heavily narrated as The Bog Job. And, as our resident Lisa Vanderpump, Kate is only here to sow chaos. But she's biding her time. This episode features Kate Stamas from the Glass Cannon Network's Get in the Trunk, Time for Chaos, Glass Cannon Podcast, Glass Cannon Live!, and she is commonly known as The Queen of New Game, Who Dis?. Support the show on Patreon. Share our promo video everywhere. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "War" by Time Walk.

This one's quite bloody. Maybe get cuddly with a buddy to keep the yucky from getting too muddy. Alternate Episode Titles: Can I Suck on That?, I'm a F*cking Girl, Bastard Pastor. This episode features Kate Stamas from the Glass Cannon Network's Get in the Trunk, Time for Chaos, Glass Cannon Podcast, Glass Cannon Live!, and she is commonly known as The Queen of New Game, Who Dis?. Support the show on Patreon. Share our promo video everywhere. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "War" by Time Walk.

Worked it harder, made it better // Did it faster, made them stronger // More than ever, hour after hour // The torture was never over. This episode features Kate Stamas from the Glass Cannon Network's Get in the Trunk, Time for Chaos, Glass Cannon Podcast, Glass Cannon Live!, and she is commonly known as The Queen of New Game, Who Dis?. Support the show on Patreon. Share our promo video everywhere. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "War" by Time Walk.

Round and round and down and down. As it was, so it is. This episode features Kate Stamas from the Glass Cannon Network's Get in the Trunk, Time for Chaos, Glass Cannon Podcast, Glass Cannon Live!, and she is commonly known as The Queen of New Game, Who Dis?. Support the show on Patreon. Share our promo video everywhere. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "War" by Time Walk.

Julius and Stump continue their journeys. For now. We'll match new and upgrading Patreon subscriptions during the month of November and donate the sum to a cold weather shelter here in Springfield, MO. Every $5 = 1 raffle entry. The raffle will have 3 winners. 2 winners will receive the PTBP t-shirt of their choosing, and 1 winner will be invited to play in a oneshot with Luke, Joe, Thomas, and Zach (or you can have the t-shirt if you'd prefer). Support the cold weather shelter and enter the raffle on Patreon. Share our promo video everywhere. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "War" by Time Walk.

Top Alternate Titles include: The Sass Club, A Planchard!, Heavy Misconsumptions, [Morgan, Morgann, and Morr], The Last Word, Be Jazzy, The Salt God. We'll match new and upgrading Patreon subscriptions during the month of November and donate the sum to a cold weather shelter here in Springfield, MO. Every $5 = 1 raffle entry. The raffle will have 3 winners. 2 winners will receive the PTBP t-shirt of their choosing, and 1 winner will be invited to play in a oneshot with Luke, Joe, Thomas, and Zach (or you can have the t-shirt if you'd prefer). Support the cold weather shelter and enter the raffle on Patreon. This episode features a jazz cover by ARI. Share our promo video everywhere. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

More of an old character. In with a new character. Out with a new character. We'll match new and upgrading Patreon subscriptions (until the end of Monday, 12/11, US CT) and donate the sum to a cold weather shelter here in Springfield, MO. Every $5 = 1 raffle entry. The raffle will have 3 winners. 2 winners will receive the PTBP t-shirt of their choosing, and 1 winner will be invited to play in a oneshot with Luke, Joe, Thomas, and Zach (or you can have the t-shirt if you'd prefer). Support the cold weather shelter and enter the raffle on Patreon. This episode features Ellinor DiLorenzo from The Lost Mountain Saga and The Glass Cannon Network's Androids & Aliens. Share our promo video everywhere. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "I Can't Stop" by Dragon Inn 3.

The First New Testament is a Revelation. The Second New Testament rhymes. The Third New Testament could be important to the team or the King that's a mime. Support the show on Patreon. This episode features Ellinor DiLorenzo from The Lost Mountain Saga and The Glass Cannon Network's Androids & Aliens. Share our promo video everywhere. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "I Can't Stop" by Dragon Inn 3.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE. THIS EDIT WAS A NIGHTMARE DUE TO SOME TECHNICAL FUPUCKS, AND THE NEXT ONE WILL BE, TOO, UNFORTUNATELY. MASSIVE SHOUTOUT TO THOMAS FOR ASSISTING IN THE DULL TASK OF ROUNDING OUT UNNATURALLY SHARP WAVES. Anywho, this one's great. Old locations, dropped defenses, new sensations, Hell commences. This episode features Ellinor DiLorenzo from The Lost Mountain Saga and The Glass Cannon Network's Androids & Aliens. Support the show on Patreon. Share our promo video everywhere. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "I Can't Stop" by Dragon Inn 3.

THANK YOU, AGAIN, FOR YOUR PATIENCE. THIS EDIT WAS AN ETERNAL NIGHTMARE DUE TO ENDLESS TECHNICAL FUPUCKS, BUT, FORTUNATELY, THAT SHOULD BE IN THE PAST. MASSIVE SHOUTOUT TO THOMAS AND LUKE FOR ASSISTING IN THE DULL TASK OF ROUNDING OUT UNNATURALLY SHARP WAVES. Anywho, Cal yells, "I will destroy this book" and "gotta burn the body, too!" So it's that kind of episode. This episode features Ellinor DiLorenzo from The Lost Mountain Saga and The Glass Cannon Network's Androids & Aliens. Support the show on Patreon. Share our promo video everywhere. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "I Can't Stop" by Dragon Inn 3.

Alternate episode titles include: Zach's Pollen, Mrs. Dumpsterfire, C.N.T., I'm a Withard, and Pitch a Wish. This episode features Ellinor DiLorenzo from The Lost Mountain Saga and The Glass Cannon Network's Androids & Aliens. Support the show on Patreon. Share our promo video everywhere. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "I Can't Stop" by Dragon Inn 3.

Just in time. It's nice to hit a finale when it feels so right. Honestly can't wait to see what comes of this mess. This episode features Ellinor DiLorenzo from The Lost Mountain Saga and The Glass Cannon Network's Androids & Aliens. Support the show on Patreon. Share our promo video everywhere. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "I Can't Stop" by Dragon Inn 3.

Beatitudes are misconstrued. Cal eludes the view of crude food. A potential dude fued is brewed for after the CAN Crew intrudes. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

Cal Colorado meets Algernon Geils-Gerding. It goes as well as expected. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

Cal vs. Algernon. CANcakes vs. The Last Waffles. Video vs. Audio. But something just doesn't add up. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

Alternate titles include: The Goods; The Nuts // Mindf*ck Nightmare // Anyway, we're gonna go have a competition where we prove who's more worthy of your love by finding a squirrel baby // I Didn't Sign Up For That // Two Men Walking in the Woods (One of Them Has a Pistol) // He's an AM Guy // Beck Wants to Film It Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. An online morse code converter played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

Alternate titles include: The Trifecta of News // He Could've Walked // My Pits! // Bob Could Never // Swear On The News // Below Deck (More Like B-low Me) // But You're Hammered, Sweetie // Squirmy, Be Prepared to Fight Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

"What about this guy? Why has he got that big coat on? He can't be cold, why the extra layer? Maybe he's trying to hide something." Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

Two conversations and a fair amount of plot bring new relations, and affairs are often fraught. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

Alternate titles include: Pull It // That Was Surely Mike // This Is Bedroom Gin? // A Hole ‘Nother Thing // The Last Turd // Mike's Oxhard Lemonade // Algernon, Alger-gone // Goofed Up With Gottle Juice Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

All are concerned. A promotion is earned. Read the Discord Spoilers Chat to learn why the churned turned that yearned for the inturned undiscerned was burned. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

“Grover Cleveland's baby carriage, fishing rod, magic tackle box, and what else?” Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

The CAN Crew takes uppers and explores Grover Cleveland's hole. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

The CAN Crew (and Algernon) consider summoning Steve the Cleve. This is the penultimate episode of this arc. The ultimate episode of this arc will come out on Friday. Probs lots of announcements in that one. Stay frosty. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

"We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of amphetamines, it's daylight, and we're not wearing sunglasses." Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

Questions are asked. Motions are passed. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl.

Combat? Intrigue? Red Dead references? What is this, a Pulp Cthlulhu arc? This episode features Scott Dorward from The Good Friends of Jackson Elias. Support the show on Patreon. Share our promo video everywhere. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "The Missouri State University Fight Song" by The Missouri State University Pride Band.

Fletch flirts. The Jackalope Kid practices. P.P. experiments. And Abbadon Skimpole moves the plot forward. This episode features Scott Dorward from The Good Friends of Jackson Elias. Support the show on Patreon. Share our promo video everywhere. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "The Missouri State University Fight Song" by The Missouri State University Pride Band.

P.P. Heaviside, Fletch, Abbadon Skimpole, and The Jackalope Kid make landfall on Jackfruit Frog Island. This episode features Scott Dorward from The Good Friends of Jackson Elias. Support the show on Patreon. Share our promo video everywhere. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "The Missouri State University Fight Song" by The Missouri State University Pride Band.

Welcome to the end. Will Fletch figure out why his crush ran away? Will The Jackalope Kid become an American hero? Will Abbadon Skimpole find the secret of eternal life? Will P.P. Heaviside experiment on more humans? Probably! This episode features Scott Dorward from The Good Friends of Jackson Elias. Support the show on Patreon. Share our promo video everywhere. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf played "The Missouri State University Fight Song" by The Missouri State University Pride Band.

What is waiting for the C.A.N. Crew when the C.A.N. Van makes its way back to The City? Find out now!Support the show on Patreon.Buy some merch at the Contention General Store.Follow along on Bluesky.Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit.Soundtrack by WAAAVV.Wolf the Dog played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

How will the C.A.N. Crew evade the military patrolling The Burbs and manning the new comms towers on their way through the fog into The City? Well, it's fairly convoluted, so let's dive on in.Support the show on Patreon.Buy some merch at the Contention General Store.Follow along on Bluesky.Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit.Soundtrack by WAAAVV.Wolf the Dog played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Inside the fog, the C.A.N. Crew faces defeat, death, and a doctor.Support the show on Patreon.Buy some merch at the Contention General Store.Follow along on Bluesky.Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit.Soundtrack by WAAAVV.Wolf the Dog played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dr. Brock Hargrave leads the C.A.N. Crew into the eye of the storm. Support the show on Patreon.Buy some merch at the Contention General Store.Research Sobek.Follow along on Bluesky.Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit.Soundtrack by WAAAVV.Wolf the Dog played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains descriptions of self-harm and body horror.Alternate episode titles: Psychedelic Tonsil Stone, We've Got a Scoop For You, Blood Mine Moat. Support the show on Patreon.Buy some merch at the Contention General Store.Follow along on Bluesky.Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit.Soundtrack by WAAAVV.Wolf the Dog played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The plot moves much further than the City Action News Team's feet. Support the show on Patreon.Buy some merch at the Contention General Store.Follow along on Bluesky.Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit.Soundtrack by WAAAVV.Wolf the Dog played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Where is The City? Let's all figure it out at the same exact time!Support the show on Patreon.Buy some merch at the Contention General Store.Follow along on Bluesky.Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit.Soundtrack by WAAAVV.Wolf the Dog played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alternate titles include:  The Day the Ball Stopped Rolling FBI, CIA, A24 Macrohard Dudes Two Scoils Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Bluesky. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "My Life is Great and It's All My Fault" by Altar Girl and "Balance and Composure" by Ellie Schmidly.

Meet Melvin Grace, Jim Olsson, Hubie Forster, and Renee "Ray" Mackay as they overwinter at the Amundsen-Scott South Pole Research Station on a totally normal Saturday, July 9th, 2022.  This episode features Sydney Amanuel from The Glass Cannon Podcast. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Bluesky. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "Balance and Composure" by Ellie Schmidly.

Everything is covered in frost. The Thing is referenced at any cost. And, unfortunately, a crew member is lost. This episode features Sydney Amanuel from The Glass Cannon Podcast. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Bluesky. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "Balance and Composure" by Ellie Schmidly.

In the wake of a tragic loss, some bros bring fire sauce. But how do you kill a monster born from bathypelagic frost? This episode features Sydney Amanuel from The Glass Cannon Podcast. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Bluesky. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "Balance and Composure" by Ellie Schmidly.

Don't it always seem to go that you don't know what you've got 'til it's gone? It's a race on the ice, and Hubie's an afterthought. This episode features Sydney Amanuel from The Glass Cannon Podcast. Support the show on Patreon. Buy some merch at the Contention General Store. Follow along on Bluesky. Find other listeners on Discord and Reddit. Soundtrack by WAAAVV. Wolf the Dog played "Balance and Composure" by Ellie Schmidly.