The Good MILF

If he doesn't call you back, is flaky, has bad skin, or has fucked up eye brows.... you may be dating a meth head or a catfisher. Listen as Crista and Josh discuss ethical dilemmas, when it's best to mind your own business, and good samaritan laws. Josh shares his irrational yet rational fear of medical staff checking out his package and being the victim of compromising selfies while he's knocked out under anesthesia. Josh is also a girl dad and shares how his life completely changed when his daughter was born and how his parenting skills are inspired by his brother. Learning by example is the ultimate master class. Crista shares her favorite type of curriculum that is similar to the 'unschooling method' and how Elon Musk utilizes similar learning strategies for his five to seven children. We aren't sure how many kids Elon has.. but Josh and Crista talk about a potential Tesla robot army, war in the the social media era, crypto, and of course conspiracies. Check out Josh Thomas' new show EXCLUSIVELY on Spotify - Homegrown: The Podcast. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-good-milf/support

Pet peeves, bad habits, or Sudden Repulsion Syndrome (SRS)???? Have you ever looked at the person you were dating and felt absolutely annoyed or disgusted for what seems like no reason whatsoever??? Maybe they chew too loud, they're always late, or maybe you started hating the way their armpits looked…..whatever the reason for the disgust there is a very scientific reason this happens in relationships. Listen as Crista and Shane-Michael share and discuss their most absurd and wildest SRS moments. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-good-milf/support

Short, sweet, and solo.  Xoxo. AGENDA: International QuirkyAlone Day. Yeezy turning into Skimmyz PR plan. Benefits of crying. The similarities between love and addiction. The ingredients to a scientific love potion. Making the patriarchy work for you. Crista's best pick up line. Life hack to increase adrenaline *Do at your own risk. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-good-milf/support

Join Crista as she gets into mom mode with 17-year old Showcase 757 Grand Prize Winner Kashout PFK. They discuss the use of music as an outlet for a variety of emotions; when he started to take music more seriously (hint: age 8 or 9); where his inspiration comes from; how he almost got lost along the way; and he even helps Crista with a Good MILF parody rap song. Don't worry Kashout, writing credits were added. The biggest takeaway, while not even old enough to vote, Kashout has experienced life in a way no child should have to ever experience life, but for a lot of Black American children, it is a reality. Kashout talks about the murder of his parents, tiptoeing the line of gangs & illegal activities, and how his sisters helped him realize he was meant for more than death or jail. *Kashout PFK's song, "Ready to Blow" is featured during this episode. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-good-milf/support

Look out world.. TeezySoDope is taking over,.. the airwaves and your brainwaves. Teezy's formula for success: consistency, determination, networking, meditation, and dope vibes.  Join Crista and Teezy as they discuss inclusivity in the music industry; the stories and inspiration behind Teezy's songs; being a cheerleader for your people and most importantly yourself; the importance of showing gratitude; talking to your past self from the future; believing and saying who you are and not dimming your own light; and her road to DopeWellness. *Yes, Crista and Teezy really meditate in this episode... so when that time comes... Stop, close your eyes, breathe, and take a brain break. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-good-milf/support

An unregulated market, crypto, digital artists, and Paul Logan. What do all these have in common??? A $41,000,000,000.. yes BILLION dollar market made from thin air. Crista asks Rap Wolves NFT Creator, Andrej, to stop by The Good MILF kitchen to give an introductory lesson on the who, what, when, where, why, and how of the newest and most innovative media that is not necessarily “real.” Andrej shares the story behind his creation, Rap Wolves, and he may or may not tell us how you can launder money utilizing NFTs. Just kidding, you can Google that yourself… I mean if you need to but we're here to talk art, artists, and creating a community from the ground up. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-good-milf/support

Do you remember Episode 1 when Crista went on a date with a guy that lived on a bus?  Yeah, that guy.. well this isn't him, but Kevin was the bartender that hosted Crista and Bus Guy's 7-hour date.  Now retired from bartending and back to his passions: fighting and comedy, Crista gets down to business as they both reminisce about her hinge match from that date night.  They discuss flirting as a way to get a bigger tip in the service industry, double penetration, and what it's like to date a vegan.  Kevin went on dates with 4 vegans and lets us know if they spit or swallow.  Obviously, this is a very controversial topic.  Crista and Kevin talk about how they reconnected and her excitement for Kevin's current lover, Immortal Fighting Championship, and how his first event went... hint: he cried!  Stay tuned for more sanctioned MMA and kickboxing events from the Immortal Fighting Championship team where his vision is to support and showcase the untapped talent in the Hampton Roads area and beyond.  Also, Kevin is funny as fuck, loves the word cunt, and can be seen doing his standup around town all while kicking ass and taking names.  Literally. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-good-milf/support

One of the interviews in the two-fer for this week includes Celebrity Makeup Artist, Creator, and CEO of Pretty Girl Makeup Christina Flach. As Crista's daughter gets sassier and sassier she is looking for all the mom advice she can get.... Just her luck, in walks a Super Mom. Armed with advice, tips, and how-to's on life, mom duties, post-traumatic growth, raising kids that make good decisions, and her infamous green juice Crista walks away with a notepad full of resources. They share stories about their families, grief, recovery, and honoring the lives of the ones that pass on. *Christina was married to gold medalist and world champion tennis player, Ken Flach. In 2018, he died after a very accelerated bout of sepsis that derived from a cold. Like most situations... always trust your intuition.. especially when it comes to your own health and advocacy. CODE: PRETTYGIRL for 25% off at www.prettygirlmakeup.com www.ChristinaFlach.com @christinaflachmakeup @prettygirlmkup --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-good-milf/support

Crista is starting the year off with some awesome interviews.  The two-fer for this week includes comedian #MrFeedYoGirl Big Vino.  They discuss what type of woman has the best snacks in the pantry; Vino's first time on stage; the different types of pimpin; and various slang words for fellatio; the best way to break up with someone; and of course, dogs.  As Vino explains to Crista the school of thought behind what is known as the existential crisis, Crista discovers the trigger of her own stage fright, and she finds out what some comics did during quarantine (hint: it's almost like an Only Fans). www.ComedicTherapy.xyz IG, TikTok, & Twitter: @bigvinoveritas Cashapp: $BigVinoComedy --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-good-milf/support

For the very first episode of the year, Crista made sure to find one of her amazing mom friends to be featured as a guest on the Good MILF podcast, and yes she is single!  With both moms free of their kids (they are with their "other" family) they talk about dating in the 21st century; why they are choosing to friend zone their favorite men; Bri teaches Crista how to be mean to men... only the ones that deserve it of course; mom shit; more mom shit; dog mom shit.... literally; how to sneak in the *back door; and towards the end of the episode Crista and Bri discover they dated the same dude... around the same time. So naturally, they pause to compare notes... give it up to the short kings. This will be continued. Not next week because they are busy moms... but soon.  *Yes, that one.  --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-good-milf/support

A serious episode where Crista & Twizz discuss flirting, being friendly, and the phenomenon known as sexual over-perception bias. Yes, that's a real thing and it is a major red flag!! You know when you're just being nice to the guy hitting on you at the bar, but then he just won't stop or go away….. Science shows some interesting findings about these subset of men. They also discuss some fascinating economic shifts in America that are being led by Generation Z and Millennials. Happy Holidays!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-good-milf/support

Knowing how to use your feminine energy as your weapon of choice is a great resource to have in your toolbox. That goes for you to men. Feminine Energy is about intuition, nurturing, being, experiencing, receiving, and compassion. When you are thrown into an unstable survival mode (masculine energy) you can not thrive.. and when you don't thrive in your environment you don't feel sexy. So, what will it be??? Embrace our feminine energy to be in a perpetual sexy mode or be out of balance and not sexy? How do we embrace our feminine energy.. well you have to listen to find out, buttttttt here's a hint: Emotional Intelligence. Also, Crista shares a sure-fire why to catch a cheater. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-good-milf/support

Ever want to be a fly on the wall at someone else's first date? Well here's your chance. Crista convinced one of her Hinge matches to have their date on The Good MILF podcast.. interview style. Everyone meet Jay. Originally they were supposed to talk about yin & yang; oral sex; giving and receiving; fake love; and the formula for complementary opposites. However, Jay from Hinge can be kind of an asshole. Like Ye level asshole, but he's also a feminist. It's all about balance people. Listen as Crista weaves in and out of his spider web and Jay discovers that Crista's Hinge matches either become experiments or colleagues... he quickly offers up his services. Good Bye Cerebral. Mama's got a new therapist. I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. or not. You'll find out at the end. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-good-milf/support

Kung Fu is normally associated with martial arts, HOWEVER, Kung Fu essentially refers to any skill achieved through hard work and practice.  What kind of skills are we talking about today??? Just as martial arts is a system and tradition of combat practices, self-defense, self-care, and spiritual development... we are earning our black belts in boundary setting, flirting, the power of sex, healing orgasms, clearing blocked chakras, more flirting, escape plans (if needed), more orgasms, and Crista even discusses the economic concept of Game Theory and how it applies to dating.  Also, in true non-gatekeeper form, Crista shares some of her tried and true tips and tricks when it comes to all of the above.  Books referenced in this episode: The Healing Power of Sex by Judith Sachs Healing Love through the Tao by Mantak Chia Woman's Orgasm by Georgia Kline-Graber & Benjamin Graber --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-good-milf/support

Spooky Season is over?! Not if the Good MILF can help it, but first hear about the roller coaster rides of the various dates she's had over the past two weeks; where she rates her hinge dates like amazon reviews. This will be an ongoing segment as we move forward because it is just as exhilarating as it is traumatizing identifying new red flags, green flags, and modernizing dating advice based on very true first-hand experiences. Crista explains when to enact the phases of friend-zoning; what the phases of friend-zoning are; and why we don't compliment a specific type of man. In this episode, we also learn various ways to gain perspective and guidance from zodiac signs, planets, and birth charts. We learn if karma is actually a bitch by identifying where Saturn is in our birth charts and then checking on our exes to see how those dishes were served. MOST IMPORTANTLY, we learn about "The Grand Penile Configuration" (birth chart/dick size experiment - hint: give 1 inch for each placement and then add an inch for each testicle). Also, 11/11 make a wish. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-good-milf/support

Sex spells, love spells, money spells, and even spells to hex the lady that keeps letting her dog shit on your lawn. A spell for anything and everything can be found on Etsy or YouTube. Just an FYI. On this episode, we hear about Crista's personal experience with magical herbs such as psilocybin mushrooms and Vicks Vaporub. We will touch on seduction's role in witchcraft in order to get what you want socially or politically. Oooh la la. Crista also discusses the world's most famous seducer, Casanova, and how he had to have BDE (big dick energy); sex work; the manifestations/spells/prayers that have worked for her to get what she wanted; and how love is the most powerful spell in the world. Also, remember beautiful lovers if you've got it, haunt it. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-good-milf/support

We've all been ghosted or have been the ghoster. Honestly, when you get ghosted you should just assume the guy died. So then he's an actual literal ghost. To continue with spooky season we talk ghosts (dead and alive), signs and messages from the undead, relationship attachment styles (which are positively correlated to the act of ghosting someone), and more red flags. Hear about Crista's interaction with a medium who can talk to spirits, discussion about the gender of GOD, and hear this week's MILF 101 lesson on thermodynamics, sex, magic, and cultural zeitgeist. So, Crista also forgot to note what do you do when the walking dead slides back into your dm's?? Leave them in the pits of hell where you found them. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-good-milf/support

10/10 Portal and SPOOKY Season is here!! Get ready to fly on The Good MILF's broomstick for an insightful episode where sexual anthropology meets science, history, religion, the metaphysical, and the mystical. In this episode we discuss cults; the best way to pick an ex-husband; witches; past lives; true crime; stereotypical gender norms; Mercury retrograde; toxic energy; Crista's manifestation for her dream man; animal hierarchies; Adam, Steve, and Lilith; sprinkle in a pinch of emotional baggage and childhood trauma; and this cauldron is bubbling and brewing to defeat the patriarchy and social norms everywhere. Talking Points & Minutes Life Update (Intro) I Met a Witch/Past Lives Tarot Reading at 2:15 Toxic Family Dynamics & True Crime: Wife Swap at 8:50 Survival of the Fittest: Animal Kingdom at 15:20 The NEW Alpha Male at 21:10 Mercury Retrograde and World News at 35:25 Adam, Eve, & Lilith: Power vs Control in Toxic Relationships at 40:55 --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-good-milf/support

EARLY RELEASE! You're welcome! Crista and Zeke discover what science, the CIA, and Zeke's mom say about the best way to tell if someone is lying. They will train you on how to become human lie detectors and unmask the deception of fake bitches and fuck boys alike. Zeke is Crista's favorite dog dad and they talk about the most elaborate lie to come out of their mouths. Zeke even calls his mom to find out a few things. They also play a little game called two truths and a lie. *NOT OPTIONAL* Let's apply our new found superpower. After you listen to the episode and learn about lying behaviors re-play the game segment to see if you can identify the lie without being able to see their micro expressions. Special appearance by Crista's homegirl, Des, for the two truths and lie game. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-good-milf/support

Manifesting whilst coitus and learn how you should respond to your boyfriend after he discovers that you were cheating on him with his dad.  A de-escalation technique to use in any situation.... well most situations.   After you listen to the episode and you want to learn more about de-escalation just search the world wide web for EAR statements. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-good-milf/support

Stream of consciousness monologue.  Try to keep up. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-good-milf/support

Crista and Shane discuss their own experiences with toxic Asian parenting styles, family dynamics, and reflect on the effects.  Crista comes to the conclusion that no parent really knows what they are doing and we're all just trying to thrive, survive, and keep the kid(s) alive.  Shane shares a brief history lesson of how Pride was birthed (spoiler alert: it started with a riot), and he shares the story of his very first Pride!  --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-good-milf/support

Crista's ready for her hot MILF summer.  She dives deep into her psyche on this solo episode and covers recent events in her personal life, reflects on the Instagram dm-er that tells her she thinks she is a "sexually liberated heroine" (not his words exactly.. but you know), receiving someone else's personalized photo collage blanket as a gift, a reiteration of 'if he wanted to he would,' a discussion on the primary emotional needs of humans, what science says about first impression gazes of the opposite sex, late-stage capitalism, wise words from Grandma, and a light-hearted shorty story about a renegade toddler poop. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-good-milf/support

To close out and celebrate Asian American Pacific Islander Heritage Month and Jewish American Heritage Month, Crista is joined by her Jewish friend Jack Moody for the longest Good MILF episode EVERRR. Jack Moody hails from The Big Apple and is the voice behind the podcast The Neighbors Upstairs. Jack also moonlights as a stand-up comedian, but we'll never know where he's at because Jack Moody is a fake name, and no one knows what he looks like.. very Banksy of him. They discuss the Israel – Philippines Open Door Policy that dates back to the 1930s, Jack's first job at nine years old, gatekeepers (yah, fuck you guys for not telling us your secrets), Jack's house phone (yes, a landline phone), natural selection, potential superpowers from the COVID-19 vaccine, labeling potential dating app matches as a statistic or a historical figure, cancel culture, Chanel bags, evidence-based scientific research on what to put on your dating profile, sexual harassment, and red flags when meeting new people. Spoiler Alert: If you live in the New York area, match with a girl that wants to go to sushi, and when you pick her up, she's in her pajamas. Leave immediately. Most importantly, and Crista's favorite part of the episode, Jack defines the meaning of Keanu cool and how it should be a blueprint for all people that want to be better in a world where so much fucked up shit is happening. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-good-milf/support

Everyone's favorite dad is back!! Carlos Spicy Weiner, who was originally the anonymous male perspective from Episode 6, in this episode, he shares his thoughts about being a second-time Dad with a baby born during the COVID-19 Pandemic; tells us about the trials and tribulations when it came to fulfilling his wife's pregnancy cravings at a time when most grocery stores were out of stock of every fucking thing; storytime about his mom and Mother's Day; and specifically how he failed to mention that he ever got married. Carlos also enlightens us with his secret to a long, lasting, happy relationship (spoiler alert: pick your battles), how witty banter is arousing and erotic, and why certain pet nicknames are just off-limits. To close the episode, Crista and Carlos share awkward WTF parenting moments. Be ready to laugh and cringe all at the same time. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-good-milf/support

Crista dives deep into a listener's question about long-distance love.  She also introduces some tools from her metaphorical relationship advice toolbox.  All tools referenced in this episode are from books that are banned from several prisons due to their ability to persuade and/or manipulate depending on context.  Remember: play dumb, feed their ego, and create the illusion of control. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-good-milf/support

The good old days... you know what I'm talking about.. You're in your early 20's not a care in the world except what clubs you were going to go to over the weekend. In this episode, Jenn and Crista reminisce about living in Japan and all the shit they used to get into while trying to have fun and fall in love. Hear about how Crista used to pick up guys in bars and her infatuation with Cinderella, why they had to pretend to be some guy's relatives when his girlfriend showed up at his house, how a Grammy-nominated hip hop group helped them confirm that Jenn's ex was lying to her, more insight and perspective on the classic "What are we?" question, and other cautionary tales about life and love. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-good-milf/support

Sada Abe was forced to work at a brothel at the age of 17. Spending her next years in and out of prostitution, she met the love of her life, Kichizo Ishida. However, he was married and a womanizer. Listen to Crista's first true crime episode on one of the most famous murders in Japanese history. The Psychological Diagnosis of Abe Sada (1937) - "Abe is an example of the dangers of unbridled female sexuality and is a threat to the patriarchal system." Ango Sakaguchi (1946) - "Sada Abe is a tender, warm figure of salvation for future generations." Hoshikikusui (1952) - Sada Abe receives a "model employee" award. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-good-milf/support

More of the shit show that was Episode 22.  Crista is still trying to get the guys of Pink Eye Productions to make sense and stop being stereotypical privileged cis white males as they discuss the book The Game by Neil Strauss and other dating tactics. What's up with white boys always wanting to play Devil's Advocate? --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-good-milf/support

Warning:  There is a lot of shit-talking in this episode as Crista is joined by Pink Eye Productions.  Pink Eye Productions = JT from The Takedown Podcast + Jake Moody from The Neighbors Upstairs + Eric from Another Booty Lickin Track.  This league of extraordinary gentlemen help Crista dissect the book The Game, by Neil Strauss. The New York Times Best Seller shares advice on how to “seduce” and “pick up” women. Think the Oprah Book Club meets the Howard Stern Show. It's so good it's a 2-parter. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-good-milf/support

Everyone's favorite guest is back on and Crista saved some listener questions and stories just for him!  They also dive deep into the exponential increase in anti-Asian hate crimes since the COVID-19 pandemic, being third culture kids (an individual who grows up in a culture different from the one in which their parent(s) grew up), Crista talks about her experiences with dating apps and the fetishization of Asian women, Shane talks about his experiences as an Asian man on dating apps, and they both discuss various culture shocks they experienced when moving back to America from Japan.   --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-good-milf/support

This week Crista is joined by the Psychedelic Princess herself, Shanoon Occean. Shanoon is the creator and host of The Wolf Portal Podcast. Crista wanted to get in touch with her metaphysical side, so she asked Shanoon to zoom in and discuss spirituality, dreams, parallel universes, meditation, ethereal philosophies, and psychedelics. Buckle up and enjoy the trip. Pun intended. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-good-milf/support

In honor of Women's History Month - Join Crista as she travels the globe in 30 minutes in search of badass and not very well-known women from history. Meet Tomoe Gozen, Lozen, Nieves Fernandez, Dahomey Amazons, and Grace Sherwood. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-good-milf/support

In the continuation of Episode 17, Mario and Luigi give us an inside look at their viewpoints around dating.  We also discuss why they don't have social media, the Armie Hammer cannibalism headline, checklists when meeting an ideal partner, Mario outs Luigi as the King of two-month relationships, reasons why WE ALL ghost matches, red flags, mean girls, top tier traits guys vibe with when it comes to the opposite sex, generalized social pressures for women, personality traits vs. physical traits, and they confirm Crista's theory about navigating how to decide whether or not you should have sex on the first date. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-good-milf/support

Get your mind out of the gutters, you degenerates. It's Crista's first podcast threesome with two dudes. Meet Mario & Luigi. Both will remain anonymous for various reasons, but here's a fun fact. Luigi is also known as Experiment 210. Experiment 210 was this hot guy (think Matthew McConaughey meets Luke Skywalker) Crista matched with TWO years ago, they went on a few dates, but nothing ever happened. Crista and Luigi analyze their dates, interactions, text messages, and discuss their perspectives on why an intimate relationship never evolved. Also, Mario tells us about his current relationship with Princess Peach and how they evolved from friends to romantic partners. If you ever wondered why that dating app match never worked out, this is the episode for you! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-good-milf/support

Crista has been trying to figure out if she's a shitty mom, so she discusses with Angelique Clark, Fitness Youtuber, to talk about cussing in front of your kids, working out, potty training, the annoying kids shows were forced to watch, how to hide veggies in kid food, bribing your kids with sweets, some memories from high school, making your kids exercise, more mom shit, and of course the most effective and efficient workouts that are perfect for busy moms... and other busy people too. But you know statistically working moms are busier than the average person, but don't take my word for it... some famous research center did a whole study on it. Subscribe to Angelique Clark's YouTube Channel - https://youtube.com/c/AngeliqueClark - You can also find her on Instagram and TikTok @angeliqueclrk --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-good-milf/support

Ghetto Ghost is a hip-hop artist who was shot 7 times at point-blank with a .45, had to go through 15 surgeries that included facial bone reconstruction, plastic surgery, and metal plate placements in his skull and face.  Even after all that, he is still making music and doing whatever the fuck he wants to do.  Hear him talk about his first exposure to hip hop, being a CRIP, his new investment venture into health and wellness, his thoughts on Peaky Blinders, and you'll get to listen to his unreleased single Mood Ring exclusively on The Good MILF Podcast.  Also, Crista asks to be a video vixen in his next music video as part of her 100 things bucket list. Lol.  --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-good-milf/support

After being banned from gloved boxing, El Tornado Tyler Goodjohn entered the bare-knuckle ring and is UNDEFEATED.. also, he is the World Champion... WORLD as in the planet Earth.  Listen to him talk about corruption in the fight game, what's next for him in his bare-knuckle career, the weirdest request from his Only Fans account (Yes, he bares all and puts in work... well so we've heard....), his go-to Starbucks order, his views on mental health, who he thinks would win in a fight Jon Snow or Thomas Shelby, and much much more.  Also, Crista is totally fangirling throughout this whole episode.  It's blatantly obvious. Pinkies up wankers. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-good-milf/support

Early release because this episode gave me all the feels when I was finalizing the edits.  Meet Ashley and Cameron as they tell us how their love story evolved after Cameron spent almost 11 years in Federal Prison for dry conspiracy charges.  Definition of dry conspiracy: a formal or written statement from an individual or group of individuals rather than physical evidence.  Cameron came out of prison broke, caught the real estate boom, invested in himself, and is now living happily ever after with his dream woman and partner.  Listen as they share their perspectives on when and how they met, their journey through life, and give great advice on keeping love and intimacy alive in a relationship.  Also, they made Crista cry (twice) in this much needed pseudo-therapy session.  Break out your tissues and get ready for a modern-day fairy tale. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-good-milf/support

Trigger warning: This episode contains discussion around BDSM, fetish porn, sexual acts, consent, and other topics surrounding sex.  Crista's first monologue. She goes over the BDSM-centered historical origins of Valentine's Day, discusses expectations and boundaries, and talks about why she would be the perfect dominatrix. The episode is short and sweet, but jam-packed. Get ready for today's lesson. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-good-milf/support

Listen to Part 2 as Shane and Crista discuss what they had to do to break the toxic cycle of learned behavior, their real life recovery process from those relationships, how they self-care, how they gratitude, and then hear about Shane's epic first time at Pride in Virginia Beach!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-good-milf/support

It doesn't matter if you are male, female, or non-binary; we've all been the stupid fucking bitch. You know what I'm talking about... we see the red flags waving in our faces, but we skip on by like we're headed to the next roller coaster ride. Figuratively AND literally. The constant ups and downs are not cool, and we share our experiences and bring in examples of red flags and gaslighting to help the stupid fucking bitch in all of us. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-good-milf/support

Jason Wood is a girl dad, U.S. Army combat veteran, former collegiate athlete, Beast (his daughter and he dressed as Beauty and the Beast for a Father-Daughter Dance *swoon), smart, professional endurance athlete, and hopeful #1 draft pick for a tinder match's gang bang. He sits down with The Good MILFs and tells us his journey from couch potato to a world record attempt on Mt. Kilimanjaro.... and yes, he's single. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-good-milf/support

Remember in Episode 2, Crista talked about her best friend, the drug trafficker... haha..the one that got arrested with 29 lbs of pot, you know, the one that went to jail in Chicago.  Well, Jenn zoomed in and had some things to say..... --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-good-milf/support

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!! Crista and Theana talk about their Christmas trip back to SoFlo and what they have planned for the new year. Time to get a little serious as they tell us about their relationship attachment styles, their upbringing, the kind of parents they are, and how the military has shaped who they are as adults. Don't worry in true Good MILF fashion they will make you laugh and teach you a few things. Enjoy and don't forget to subscribe, rate, and review. Follow them on Instagram @thegoodmilf @insta.crsita and @fitsavagemom --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-good-milf/support

In this week's episode, Crista and Theana are joined by Carlos Spicy Weiner.  There's a statistic somewhere that states that about 9% of Americans have been to a sex party, i.e. a group gathering at which sexual activity takes place.  *Not necessarily an orgy, but orgies may happen.  The MILFs and everyone's favorite dad talk to Brooklynn about her experiences in this taboo and secretive group. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-good-milf/support

What happens when an Asian overachiever, a Cubana mami, and a Jewish princess enter the chat?? Listen to a small part of our collab with one of our favorite podcasts, Girl Interrupter, hosted by Shayna Amster.  Also, the Good MILFs have to take an emergency trip to Key West.  Hear Crista talk shit about South Floridian drivers, Theana defend her "defensive" driving skills, and the MILF's innate ability for match-making. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-good-milf/support

Theana tells us about the ruination of Papi, Crista discusses leaving her daughter with a good ex-con, the MILF's play The Question Game, and they introduce a new segment titled Dick Pic First Impressions. Enjoy!!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-good-milf/support

On this episode of The Good MILF Crista tells us about getting reprimanded by Uber and how the Farmer lost it over her being pro-mask. The girls tell us about dating military guys and what the term Frog Hog means.  Enjoy!!!   --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-good-milf/support

Crista and Theana are all over the place this week. A little Sunday Funday action and learn about the Jackie Special. Theana explains the difference between a twin flame and a soulmate. Crista explains 6 Degrees of Separation and her connections to Ted Bundy. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-good-milf/support

Theana tells us why she decided to clear the roster and her disdain for the dating apps.  Crista tells us about her favorite Hinge date with a self-proclaimed conditionally non-monogamous heteroflexible guy who lives in a bus.      --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-good-milf/support