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The Marquee is a podcast for movie lovers and dumpster fires, cinephiles and garbage piles. Each week, Joe and Logan take two of the more obscure, likely awful movies from the depths of streaming services, and create a mashed-up abomination that just migh


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    53. Tide Exodus

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2018 49:40


    This week, the boys go all out for the corporate cash-ins, yet leave empty-handed. Well, at least they had "Bleach" and "Year One"! Support us on Patreon for bonus episodes and special promotions: https://www.patreon.com/themarqueepodcast Check us out on FB: https://www.facebook.com/marqueepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/marqueepodcast Super Sweet Website: http://themarquee.podomatic.net/ Joe's Twitter: @JoesTakeOnStuff

    52. First Person

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2018 45:51


    This week, the boys dive deep into the first person misadventures of "Hardcore Henry" and "Doom". With only Dwayne Johnson and Aldi beer to guide them, Joe and Logan must save Mars from . . . Elon Musk? It's a doozy! Support us on Patreon for bonus episodes and special promotions: https://www.patreon.com/themarqueepodcast Check us out on FB: https://www.facebook.com/marqueepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/marqueepodcast Super Sweet Website: http://themarquee.podomatic.net/ Joe's Twitter: @JoesTakeOnStuff

    51. Juice

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2018 55:55


    This week, the boys make a strong case for spiking the water supply with tryptophan. Uhh, I mean they had a blast talking about "The Informant!" and "Kissing Booth"! Okay, they do the water supply thing, too. But they made great points, okay? Listen, it's been a hard week, my spouse gives me crap for having the job title of "Podcast Description Writer", and I don't know if I even love my own son. Anyways, enjoy the episode. Support us on Patreon for bonus episodes and special promotions: https://www.patreon.com/themarqueepodcast Check us out on FB: https://www.facebook.com/marqueepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/marqueepodcast Super Sweet Website: http://themarquee.podomatic.net/

    50. The Fantabulous One Year Anniversary Spectaculooza

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2018 59:05


    This week. Oh man, what a week! Celebrate our first year of The Marquee with family, friends, and a Five Star review on iTunes! *smooth* "Stop it, Joe! You're incorrigible." "No, Lady Joe! YOU stop it!" Oh, you're still here? Awkward... Support us on Patreon for bonus episodes and special promotions: https://www.patreon.com/themarqueepodcast That Star Wars link: http://themarquee.podomatic.net/joes-take/joes-take-ranking-the-star-wars-movies Check us out on FB: https://www.facebook.com/marqueepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/marqueepodcast Super Sweet Website: http://themarquee.podomatic.net/ Joe's Twitter: @JoesTakeOnStuff

    49. Evil, MD

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2018 49:47


    This week, the horrors of the world get their own chance at the mic. Joe and Logan try to find the lovely parts of "Bolt" and "Chernobyl Diaries", and end up turning in the most evilest evil to ever do the evil things. Okay, obviously there are much more evil things out there. Like poverty. And Sbarro. Support us on Patreon for bonus episodes and special promotions: https://www.patreon.com/themarqueepodcast Check us out on FB: https://www.facebook.com/marqueepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/marqueepodcast Super Sweet Website: http://themarquee.podomatic.net/ Joe's Twitter: @JoesTakeOnStuff

    48. From Dust til Drawn

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2018 56:19


    This week, the boys somehow make enemies out of the entire film industry, Catholicism, and pig puppets. Sure, it's funny on your end, but we keep getting calls and threats. Fine, it's pretty funny for us too. Support us on Patreon for bonus episodes and special promotions: https://www.patreon.com/themarqueepodcast Check us out on FB: https://www.facebook.com/marqueepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/marqueepodcast Super Sweet Website: http://themarquee.podomatic.net/ Joe's Twitter: @JoesTakeOnStuff [SPOILERS FOR NEXT WEEKS FILMS] The Chernobyl Diaries Bolt

    47. Good Burger

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2018 79:59


    Just about one year in, and we still haven't learned to walk or talk or Boss Baby it up. Still, not too shabby! To celebrate the one year, we are digging back into the archives to show off a real gem: the secret first episode! Behold, the kinda crummy audio quality and still pretty alright banter. It's a hoot and a half, as my mum used to say. Support us on Patreon for bonus episodes and special promotions: https://www.patreon.com/themarqueepodcast Check us out on FB: https://www.facebook.com/marqueepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/marqueepodcast Super Sweet Website: http://themarquee.podomatic.net/

    46. Honkin' Around

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2018 47:43


    This week, the boys dive into the wild world of cinematic paternity with "Father of the Year" and "Meet the Fockers." How they come to talk about rodeo clowns and big dogs, we'll never know. Actually, we will know. It just sounds cooler when you say, "we'll never know", ya know? You know. Support us on Patreon for bonus episodes and special promotions: https://www.patreon.com/themarqueepodcast Check us out on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/marqueepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/marqueepodcast Super Sweet Website: http://themarquee.podomatic.net/

    45. Shoehorny

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2018 54:20


    This week, Joe and Logan delve into human mutations and true love with the movies "Pandorum" and "Penelope." This one is also great for all you feet lovers out there! Support us on Patreon for bonus episodes and special promotions: https://www.patreon.com/themarqueepodcast Check us out on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/marqueepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/marqueepodcast Super Sweet Website: http://themarquee.podomatic.net/ [SPOILER ALERT] Next week's movies are: Meet the Fockers Father of the Year

    44. Minds in Mines

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2018 58:42


    This week, the boys get technical with the hacker flick "Swordfish" and the fourth installment of the Scream franchise, "Scre4m". The results? A hacking political satire and too deep of thought placed on hot dog rollers. Just another week, amirite? Support us on Patreon for bonus episodes and special promotions: https://www.patreon.com/themarqueepodcast Check us out on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/marqueepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/marqueepodcast Super Sweet Website: http://themarquee.podomatic.net/ [SPOILERS FOR NEXT WEEK'S MOVIES] Penelope Pandorum

    43. Hooter in the Woods

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2018 52:38


    Distance can't keep Joe and Logan from a new episode! Laugh along as they dissect "Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed" and "A Lonely Place to Die", all while getting distracted by the finest in fast food. Support us on Patreon for bonus episodes and special promotions: https://www.patreon.com/themarqueepodcast Check us out on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/marqueepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/marqueepodcast Super Sweet Website: http://themarquee.podomatic.net/ [SPOILERS FOR NEXT WEEK'S EPISODE] Swordfish Scre4m

    42. #ChewbaccaMomRising

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2018 54:02


    Deep within a hidden laboratory located directly under the bargain bin of a Best Buy, Joe and Logan have crafted the most sinister of creatures from the dumbest of movies. This week, the boys become almost relevant with their films "#RealityHigh" and "Zip & Zap and the Marble Gang." Don't worry, they haven't let their new #fame get in the way of a hilarious new movie combination. Support us on Patreon for bonus episodes and special promotions: https://www.patreon.com/themarqueepodcast Check us out on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/marqueepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/marqueepodcast Super Sweet Website: http://themarquee.podomatic.net/ [SPOILERS FOR NEXT WEEK'S MOVIES] Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed A Lonely Place to Die

    41. Sea Weed

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2018 49:37


    This week, Joe and Logan tackle the spectacularly stupid "Drift" and wonderfully stupid "You Can Tutu." As you can guess, this leads to hilariously stupid results, and Sam Worthington wearing a koala costume! Support us on Patreon for bonus episodes and special promotions: https://www.patreon.com/themarqueepodcast Check us out on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/marqueepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/marqueepodcast Super Sweet Website: http://themarquee.podomatic.net/

    40. Hump Raider: The Rise of the Owluminati

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2018 63:46


    This week, Joe, Logan, and special guest Nick Emig break down the worst of the worst with "High School Musical 3: Senior Year", "Lara Croft Tomb Raider", and "The Star." From the ashes of awful rises a new movie, with just as much high school drama and even more weird animals! Support us on Patreon for bonus episodes and special promotions: https://www.patreon.com/themarqueepodcast Check us out on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/marqueepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/marqueepodcast Super Sweet Website: http://themarquee.podomatic.net/

    39. Mountain Nana

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2018 54:18


    Take a journey with the boys as they transform 2017's "The Boy" into a dark, introspective look on grandma dolls and talking horses that practice the path of the Buddha himself. Yep, it actually got that weird. Support us on Patreon for bonus episodes and special promotions: https://www.patreon.com/themarqueepodcast Check us out on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/marqueepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/marqueepodcast Super Sweet Website: http://themarquee.podomatic.net/

    38. Ancient Refreshment: The Story of Pharaoh Pepper

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2018 49:47


    This week, Joe and Logan swap the horror stories of "The Emoji Movie" and "Flintstones go to Viva Rock Vegas" and turn out the most historically accurate Ad Men movie to ever take place in kinda sorta Egypt. Crack open a cold Pharaoh Pepper and hang out with the boys! Support us on Patreon for bonus episodes and special promotions: https://www.patreon.com/themarqueepodcast Check us out on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/marqueepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/marqueepodcast Super Sweet Website: http://themarquee.podomatic.net/

    37. Thirty Seconds to Me

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2018 49:15


    This week, Joe and Logan take all the worst bits from "Rent: The Musical" and "The Outsider" to create the most beautiful, self-obsessed space opera the world has ever known. Also, there's a metric frick-ton of Jared Leto up in this bish. Support us on Patreon for bonus episodes and special promotions: https://www.patreon.com/themarqueepodcast Check us out on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/marqueepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/marqueepodcast Super Sweet Website: http://themarquee.podomatic.net/

    36. Oil is the Warmest Liquid

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2018 50:56


    Deep within a hidden laboratory located directly under the bargain bin of a Best Buy, Joe and Logan have crafted the most sinister of creatures from the dumbest of movies. This week, stupidity rises to new levels as the boys combine "Woody Woodpecker" and "Tulip Fever". We know what you're thinking: clearly a half-animated lesbian ecological revenge thriller, right? No?? Oh, maybe that's just a "Joe and Logan" kinda thing. Support us on Patreon for bonus episodes and special promotions: https://www.patreon.com/themarqueepodcast Check us out on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/marqueepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/marqueepodcast Super Sweet Website: http://themarquee.podomatic.net/

    35. Swamp Racer: Year of the Yak

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2018 52:20


    Deep within a hidden laboratory located directly under the bargain bin of a Best Buy, Joe and Logan have crafted the most sinister of creatures from the dumbest of movies. This week, the boys go deep into the movie swamp, both figuratively and literally. Get ready for some ogre-flowing fun as Joe and Logan mash together "Shrek the Musical" and "Speed Racer." Support us on Patreon for bonus episodes and special promotions: https://www.patreon.com/themarqueepodcast Check us out on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/marqueepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/marqueepodcast Super Sweet Website: http://themarquee.podomatic.net/

    34. Ruff Reckoning: Bouji Cats and Salty Dogs

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2018 50:39


    Deep within a hidden laboratory located directly under the bargain bin of a Best Buy, Joe and Logan have crafted the most sinister of creatures from the dumbest of movies. This week, the boys get stuck between a Tobey and a hard place with "The Details" and "Cats and Dogs". Support us on Patreon for bonus episodes and special promotions: https://www.patreon.com/themarqueepodcast Check us out on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/marqueepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/marqueepodcast Super Sweet Website: http://themarquee.podomatic.net/

    33. The Brothers Floyd: Brainfrick

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2018 55:45


    Deep within a hidden laboratory located directly under the bargain bin of a Best Buy, Joe and Logan have crafted the most sinister of creatures from the dumbest of movies. This week, the boys are whisked away to the weird world of magic with the films "Solomon Kane" and "David Blaine: Mindfreak". From there, a new, more metal film emerges. Brothers are torn apart, podcasters have to make bathroom breaks, and the fate of Missouri is at hand. So, you know, just like every week. Support us on Patreon for bonus episodes and special promotions: https://www.patreon.com/themarqueepodcast Check us out on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/marqueepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/marqueepodcast Super Sweet Website: http://themarquee.podomatic.net/

    32. Glade Presents: Eyes Secretly Open

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2018 59:38


    Deep within a hidden laboratory located directly under the bargain bin of a Best Buy, Joe and Logan have crafted the most sinister of creatures from the dumbest of movies. This week, the boys have their eyes on something special. Logan tackled the gripping thriller "Secrets in their Eyes", while Joe took on the controversial choice of "Eyes Wide Shut". If they want to make the next great blockbuster, Joe and Logan will need to have their "eyes" on the prize. Get it? Because they both have the - oh, nevermind. Puns are underap-pun-ciated anyways. Ha! No, even I know that was lame. Ugh, writing is hard. Support us on Patreon for bonus episodes and special promotions: https://www.patreon.com/themarqueepodcast Check us out on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/marqueepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/marqueepodcast Super Sweet Website: http://themarquee.podomatic.net/ Special thanks to Kevin MacLeod for the music used during the audio trailer.

    31. Taut: An Orlando Story

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2018 52:59


    Deep within a hidden laboratory located directly under the bargain bin of a Best Buy, Joe and Logan have crafted the most sinister of creatures from the dumbest of movies. This week, their sanity is hanging on by a string when forced to go through Yarn and High Strung. Support us on Patreon for bonus episodes and special promotions: https://www.patreon.com/themarqueepodcast Check us out on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/marqueepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/marqueepodcast Super Sweet Website: http://themarquee.podomatic.net/

    30. Tremeo + Julishark

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2018 51:00


    Deep within a hidden laboratory located directly under the bargain bin of a Best Buy, Joe and Logan have crafted the most sinister of creatures from the dumbest of movies. This week, love is in the air when Tremors 5: Bloodlines and Sharknado collide! Support us on Patreon for bonus episodes and special promotions: https://www.patreon.com/themarqueepodcast Check us out on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/marqueepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/marqueepodcast Super Sweet Website: http://themarquee.podomatic.net/

    29. Cretaceous Capybera Community College

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2018 49:02


    Deep within a hidden laboratory located directly under the bargain bin of a Best Buy, Joe and Logan have crafted the most sinister of creatures from the dumbest of movies. This week, the boys uncover the hilariously terrible Jurassic School and Mac and Devin Go To High School. Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/themarqueepodcast Check us out on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/marqueepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/marqueepodcast Super Sweet Website: http://themarquee.podomatic.net/

    28. Time For Love

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2018 57:20


    Deep within a hidden laboratory located directly under the bargain bin of a Best Buy, Joe and Logan have crafted the most sinister of creatures from the dumbest of movies. This week, the boys somehow create the first great video game romantic comedy out of the movies 10,000 BC, and How To Lose a Guy In Ten Days. Support us on Patreon for bonus episodes and special promotions: https://www.patreon.com/themarqueepodcast Check us out on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/marqueepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/marqueepodcast Super Sweet Website: http://themarquee.podomatic.net/

    27. Diametric: Pressure: Overkill

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2018 57:08


    Deep within a hidden laboratory located directly under the bargain bin of a Best Buy, Joe and Logan have crafted the most sinister of creatures from the dumbest of movies. This week, the Movie Boys celebrate a belated Pi Day with Circle, and Radius. Support us on Patreon for bonus episodes and special promotions: https://www.patreon.com/themarqueepodcast Check us out on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/marqueepodcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/marqueepodcast Super Sweet Website: http://themarquee.podomatic.net/

    26. GallowMoon: An American Tale

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2018 59:07


    Deep within a hidden laboratory located directly under the bargain bin of a Best Buy, Joe and Logan have crafted the most sinister of creatures from the dumbest of movies. This week, the groovy 60s get smashed in with some zombies in Moonwalkers and Gallows Walkers! Support us on Patreon for bonus episodes and special promotions: https://www.patreon.com/themarqueepodcastCheck us out onFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/marqueepodcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/marqueepodcastSuper Sweet Website: http://themarquee.podomatic.net/

    25. Stephen King's Children of the Corn

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2018 42:53


    And you thought regular Nebraska was boring!

    24. Babybound Mud Bosses: A 2018 Oscar Special

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2018 60:36


    Break out your nicest red shag carpets and little golden fellas, it's Oscar Week! Listen on as Joe and Logan tackle to the only two films on Netflix nominated for that sweet statue: Mudbound, and *oh good God no* The Boss Baby.

    23. Kill Bill, Vol. 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2018 59:42


    We're pretty sure The Bride should get a Mother of the Year award.

    22. Justin Bieber: Never Say Never

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2018 48:31


    Joe and Logan are moving on from their sweetheart phase and catapulting right into bad boy territory

    21. A Futile and Stupid Gesture

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2018 52:32


    Sure, the creator of Caddyshack and Animal House lived an interesting life, but we still can't get over Doug Kenney having two first names.

    20. Spotlight

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2018 52:23


    The movie that proves Michael Keaton is the special ingredient in Best Picture Oscar Cake. That and flour. Can't skimp on the flour.

    19. National Treasure

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2018 46:30


    The movie where Nicholas Cage steals our hearts . . . and the Declaration of Independence!

    18. Furry Vengeance

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2018 38:28


    Brendan Frasier, Rascally Crittures, and the Fall of Western Civilization. That last one isn't a part of the plot, but it sure feels like it.

    17. The Godfather

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 9, 2018 46:18


    Listen along as Joe and Logan tackle the spiciest meatball of them all!

    16. London Has Fallen

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 2, 2018 48:47


    Sadly, Gerard Butler doesn't play the Queen of England.

    15. Holiday Movie Showdown

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2017 70:47


    Looks like Christmas, Kwanzaa and New Years came early! We are sorry for being late to Chanukah.

    14. Dead Poet's Society

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2017 55:53


    Roses are red, violets are blue, Robin Williams is funny, rhyming is hard.

    13. Must Love Dogs

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2017 52:12


    Remember: When choosing a life partner, how they feel about a single domesticated species of animal is the best criteria to go off of.

    12. The Village

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2017 48:34


    Just when you thought it was safe to watch a Shyamalan movie . . . nope, still sucks.

    11. V for Vendetta

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2017 47:33


    Finally, the letter V is getting its due. Take that, Sesame Street!

    10. Magic Mike

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2017 48:46


    And you thought velcro was only for light-up sneakers.

    9. Zodiac

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2017 46:31


    The Marquee Boys Unmask the Zodiac Killer and find the Treasure of Parrot Cove!

    8. The Secret

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2017 43:42


    If you watched the movie before you listened, we definitely owe you a drink.

    7. Boat Trip

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2017 46:13


    Boat Trip is a titanic failure! (Is it too soon for Titanic jokes? We don't read crowds very well. Heck, we don't read very well, either)

    6. The Little Prince

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2017 51:06


    Our first children's movie! *Sniff* They grow up so fast.

    5. Chicago

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2017 56:14


    Chicago: Because Milwaukee just doesn't have that "zing," ya feel?

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    4. Shaolin Soccer

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2017 50:26


    If Bruce Lee and [insert famous soccer player] had a kid, it would love the crap outta this movie.

    3. John Dies at the End

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2017 51:00


    Meat Monsters, Spoilery Titles, AND Paul Giamatti? How could this not be good?

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