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Brittany, the self proclaimed funniest person she’s ever met, sits down weekly to tackle life’s most important issues, like underrated hot guys in hollywood, the latest Netflix shows to binge, and the funniest things to happen to her weekly. New episodes

The Secondhand Smoke Show


    • May 23, 2019 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 55m AVG DURATION
    • 36 EPISODES


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    "Pajama Shorts"

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2019 72:12


    The girls reunite to record and it kicks off with Brittany confessing to her addiction, Tina sharing insights on Brittany's issues with pajama shorts, Big Brother casting call stories, how they would feel about getting famous, what three guys Tina would let run train on her, and requests for Stanley Cup tickets and info on where to get happy endings for women. They also chat Katy Perry hatred, Drake's private jet, Met Gala favorites, and Aunt Becky being the worst.

    "I'm Pro Rub and Tug"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2019 71:47


    The girls chat Tristan Thompson and Jordyn Woods drama, R. Kelly not having $100,000 to bail himself out of jail and how sad they are that Robert Kraft had to pay for a hand job. Brittany issues a light threat to the NFL and shortly after confesses to masturbating to a certain athletes' face. After you listen be sure to rate, subscribe, and review!

    "No One Has More Missionary Sex Than Tom Brady"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2019 53:58


    #ProducerTina returns to recap her Patriots parade day and the girls chat about their not romantic, not exciting Valentine's Days. Tons of hollywood gossip including Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reviews, Miranda Lambert's marriage, Jennifer Lawrence's engagement, thoughts on Ariana's new album and their thoughts on the latest Netflix shows. Brittany gets angry about Danny and Olivia's reunion, martial arts, and celebrities #unfiltered. Tina casually completely agrees Brittany could get John Mayer. After you listen be sure to rate, subscribe, and review!

    "Like Two Great Danes"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2019 43:28


    Brittany is joined by Marissa (previously featured in Episode 17) to catch up on their recent trip to New York for their friends' birthday, including airport adventures, eating crab legs with a bib and gloves on, and not being hot enough to pick up guys. Entertainment gossip includes: Andy Cohen's baby shower, Ariana Grande only wanting positive publicity, the latest on Pete Davidson and Kate Beckinsale, Fyre Festival documentaries, and a fresh delusion about John Mayer. Rate, subscribe, and review!

    “Dazed and Confused”

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2019 67:17


    Brittany and #ProducerTina lecture the audience on promoting the podcast on Instagram stories. After that, they dive into the latest in stand up class, chronicles from standing in line at a grocery store on a Sunday and Brittany's trick for figuring out random numbers via Snapchat. Hollywood gossip includes the Weekend's new song and what it means for lesbian super models, John Legend's 40th birthday, People Magazine covering “hockey butt”, are Kliff Kingsbury and Julian Edelman hot and more.

    "Are you an Artist?"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 9, 2019 76:00


    Brittany and #ProducerTina are back with a long episode catching you up on their adventures at Erika Jayne, frolicking in Chicago, NYE in South Bend, and life at the Winter Classic. They also chat Golden Globes, hot old men in Hollywood, women that aren't aging, Pete Davidson's latest fling, Heidi Klum's new man, and Bird Box spoilers. Follow the Instagram account @the2ndhandsmoke for info on the next episode!

    "Great Question Bucko"

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2018 54:39


    The girls return from a long break to recap #ProducerTinas 30th birthday party, the latest terrible dating app adventures, and some info from the episode that never aired because they can't afford new laptops. In Hollywood gossip they discuss squeaky clean celebrities, Pete and Ariana's break up and Thank u, next. Kylie Jenner's relationship might be the real deal, Tina recommends Game of Thrones, and the girls discover they may be ugly.

    "I Like the Casino Vibe"

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2018 65:11


    Brittany and #ProducerTina return from a bye-week to discuss their best and worst Halloween moments, Brittany's trip to Foxwoods, the term “Squish”, some clarifications on “The drip”, and what they would do with lottery winnings. Celebrity gossip topics include John Mayer's sex life, 50 Cent vs. Ja Rule, and Channing Tatum's look alike new girlfriend. Send us your memes for our new segment at our IG account @the2ndhandsmoke.

    "Cool. Sick. Awesome...Get A Life"

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2018 66:16


    Brittany shares what Real Housewife blocked her on Instagram, (a potentially unpopular) underrated hot guy, taking someone's virginity in college, and a recent first date. The girls then discuss Ariana Grande & Pete Davidson's break up, Lady Gaga and A Star is Born, Kim and Kanye divorce rumors, Dirty John, and Cookie's latest adventures. And there's potentially a new segment where the girls awkwardly read urban dictionary definitions on words they want to use that leads to #ProducerTina saying “You're my swaggiest friend”.

    "This Was All Happening While You Were Getting Waxed?"

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2018 60:59


    The girls have a bit more hockey chatter than needed, as they record post a Bruins' win.This means debates on Brittany focusing all her drop emojis on Brock Boeser, if Patrick Kane got hair plugs, and if TJ Oshie would be the world's best baby daddy. After hockey talk, Brittany confesses to an anniversary of a college hookup story for the ages (editor's note: not sure where 3 years came from she graduated college 7 years ago), her family's lack of faith in her as a human and more. Lastly, they catch up on John Mayer's new “show”, Justin Bieber without a prenup, and Lisa Vanderpump's latest antics.

    "So Many Rappers, So Little Time”

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2018 66:11


    After a two-part welcome back the girls are back to their regular schedule. They discuss how great it would be to live in a retirement community, why no one should tell Brittany who she can have sex with, an idea for a rude spin class, and the thin line between empowerment and delusion. #ProducerTina talks about sex even though Brittany asks her not to. Then they chat Kanye's latest antics, JWow's divorce, Tiffany Haddish's latest flirt, and Colin Jost.

    "I'll Take A Hike"

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2018 52:32


    Bergeron is a tattoo guy and the girls have very different opinions on the matter. Lots of throwback talk because it's been 15 years since One Tree Hill started, Freddie Prince Jr. and Sarah Michelle Gellar are still married, and Ashlee Simpson is relevant again. The girls discover they are not eskimo sisters yet, but are Drake and Kanye? #ProducerTina reveals information about her dating life, her engagement timeline, and annoys Brittany with her obsession with Danny and Olivia Culpo.

    "Let's Do Lunch"

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2018 46:28


    The girls are back with part one of a two part Episode 24. The girls recap their dating lives, weddings they have attended, uncomfortable encounters they've had, Brittany's take on golf bodies (and messing up of a golf name) and turning into Cookie. Ever fought with someone on a dating app before even going out? Brittany has.

    "Where Do You Think You Are Going, Buster?"

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2018 53:32


    Apologies for the slow, deep voices on this week's episode, the girls officially need a new computer. Should there be a GoFund Me for that? If you can ignore the odd audio, you'll hear about their casual Saturday turned to a full-on day, complete with three too many shots for 29 year olds and the debut of Brittany's fake Louis Vuitton fanny pack. The girls also weigh in on what's important: JLO and A-Rod - do we love or hate them and everyone's new Netflx crush.

    "You Looked Like Missy Elliott"

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2018 51:09


    Brittany's birthday celebrations were even more entertaining than the girls expected so, of course, they recap the highlights to kick things off. After that, they chat Tom Brady maybe not being so bad, a man having to pay $8.8 million for cheating, vagina beer, and Lindsay Lohan getting her own reality show. They also tackle the hard-hitting question: “Do all Canadians have BDE?”.

    "Heavy Petting, Light Dating"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2018 79:09


    The girls are back from a mini summer hiatus and there is a lot to catch up on. Brittany discusses her friend's wedding weekend, spending 24 hours in Nantucket, her experience at Springsteen on Broadway, and her new addiction (spoiler alert: it's really lame). They also dive into the latest celebrity engagements, big dick energy, and Jimmy Garoppolo's hot date. #ProducerTina finally agrees she'd be a foot fetish model for the right price and all the listeners get a personal invite to Brittany's birthday. Click subscribe and leave a review!

    "Do You Think My Face Feels Pretty?"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2018 42:15


    The girls record on Father's Day jumping right in with America's hot couple - Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande and Brittany's embarrassed to be a liberal with the removal of “beauty” from beauty pageants. #ProducerTina breaks her cliche Boston vibes with an update on her love for Julian Edelman and had an interesting choice for the rapper she wants to sleep with most.  Tiffany Haddish is Brittany's new inspiration for life… Also spoiler alert if you've never seen Dumbo.

    "I Don't Think I Could Get In His Pants"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2018 59:30


    The girls pregame #ProducerTinas house party and talk Pusha T vs. Drake, Roseanne's Ambien tweets, Kim K's White House visit, Kanye West's new album and Brittany exposes her theory about Kanye. Hot Take: If Adam Levine is famous would we think he was that hot? Aside from current events, Brittany catches you up on her latest encounter on the T and bar hopping with with strangers on a Tuesday night. The debut of ridiculous Yelp reviews kicks off with heartfelt male strip club reviews. Prove you love us with a click on Subscribe and a review!

    "Let Me Show You Something..."

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2018 44:06


    #ProducerTina makes her triumphant return. The girls kick things off with a follow up on the gum that will make Brittany thin and lots of Royal Wedding talk, mostly around hot male celebrities and the fact that Brittany doesn't think she could be a princess (no kidding). Brittany announces a job opening to be her unpaid personal assistant job and then interrupts the episode flow for a Facebook memory notification and immediately updates the audience on those memories. Follow us on Instagram to share your deal breakers @the2ndhandsmoke or email us at the2ndhandsmoke@gmail.com.

    "Am I Allowed to Have Another Vodka Soda?"

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2018 65:53


    Brittany has just returned from a bachelorette party in Nashville. Still hungover and without #ProducerTina she is joined by a fellow bachelorette party traveler to re-live some of the best antics of the weekend, including going out in overalls and Michael Scotting a guy on the flight home. No #ProducerTina and a last minute recording means Brittany is in charge of editing again. Follow us on Instagram to potentially see some photos to go along with these stories @the2ndhandsmoke

    "If the Bees Go, We Die"

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2018 39:40


    Brittany tells the story about almost getting arrested at Country Fest and how her approach to speaking with a police officer was very different than the Countess Luann's. Her delusions of the week include a never-ending desire to get the right pair of overalls for her body shape and pretending she has a boyfriend in order to get a boyfriend. Also, there's major concern for both the B's and the Bees. Sorry in advance for sound - this week it was Brittany editing not #ProducerTina.

    "Can't Argue With Jesus"

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2018 58:44


    For once the girls are not hungover or drunk so things may be a bit more energetic. Brittany tells the story of getting 40 stitches in a NYC emergency room and attending a random party in Wells, Maine in a trailer (unrelated events). She also asks important questions like “Is Ashlee Simpson the real life Jenny Humphries?” and “Why do women need their own porn?”. The usual segments have a new addition, listen to find out more. Oh and #ProducerTina is an expert on feminist porn.

    "Come Talk To Me, I'm Fun"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2018 53:46


    The girls dive into what has happened the past couple weeks while they have been MIA. Brittany goes too deep into penile transplant conversations and then has unpopular opinions on the aspect of Melania that's pretty unrelated and why she doesn't hate Kanye's tweets. The girls then get back to basics discussing their highs and lows, underrated hot guy and more, all while pregaming a Bruins game seven. Follow us on Instagram @the2ndhandsmokeshow

    "Puppies In A Bathtub"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2018 76:49


    The girls return after a week off with special guest, their friend Jessie. She kicks them off with her favorite topic: mocking Patriots fans. The girls then dive into Tristan and Khloe, the death of Allen Thicke, and the love of Brittany's life - a 20 year old stranger she saw at a bar from afar. Jessie and Brittany share their tentative plan to raise a family and eventually dive into "bone chilling" hook up stories. 

    "Cotton Balls And Orange Juice for Thought"

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2018 61:28


    Two guests (shout out Kelsey) join the show, JP and Tom, to discuss how they met the girls and to try to give Brittany some insights into how she could become more dateable, including a very interesting diet suggestion and a real push for belts. Brittany also forces them to answer a difficult MFK, they tell stories from doctors visits, and things get raunchy. At the end, Tom uncovers an interesting Twitter past from Brittany. Still waiting for them to answer the best part of dating Brittany...

    "How Did You Know He Was Single?"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2018 41:16


    The girls kick off their "Gregory Campbell Episode" (episode number 11) by trying to figure out how Brittany can get with newly single Danny Amendola. The conversation goes from Brittany getting called a mother of high school kids, to her breaking down her regrettable tattoos one by one. Will the girls commit to Bruins tattoos? Maybe... Underrated hot guys are actually hot and the unpopular opinion is sure to make Boston people angry. Share your thoughts with us at !

    "Fit To Fly"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2018 40:32


    The girls cannot believe they have made it to ten episodes. This episode includes a hungover #ProducerTina who confesses to the terrible St. Patrick's day shirt she owns and reminds Brittany of their mini pub crawl after last week's show. Brittany tells a story of a personal tour around Wrigley and another one when she was almost kicked off a plane. Have a fun story from St. Patrick's Day celebrations? Share with us on Instagram @the2ndhandsmoke or email us at the2ndhandsmokeshow@gmail.com

    "Trash, Trash, Trash"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2018 66:34


    Another drunk episode where Brittany's buzz can be determined based on how many times she swears.The show kicks off with a listener's and the girls' choices for “one person for sex, one for entertainment, and one for conversation”. They recap their adventures at the Bruins game and they dive into how jealous they are of the college kids on spring break. Brittany recaps her spring break adventures in college and her Friday evening, oddly the second was more wild.      

    "I'm A Bold Person, My Friend"

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2018 49:15


    Brittany records in an Adidas sweatsuit from her parent's living room and laughs at her own jokes even more than usual. The girls have lots of football talk, wondering: will Gronk retire and is Robert Kraft a new dad? Brittany tells a story of a terrible theft she saw on the train and her hatred for smooching. Producer Tina finally chooses hot guys for the underrated hot guy of the week and friend of the program Jessie makes her phone call debut. Submit your one man (or woman) for entertainment, one for sex, and one for conversation at the2ndhandsmokeshow@gmail.com

    "It's Always Hunting Season For Me"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2018 50:26


    Brittany dives into #backgroundcheck submissions to try to find a replacement for her immature phone background. Then the girls chat Emily Ratajkowski's quick marriage to an ugly (or maybe hot) guy, Blac Chyna's sex tape, and Brittany's addiction to sweat suits. There's more Cardi B chatter as the girls look to grow their knowledge on America's budding sweetheart. Brittany also reveals the recipe for this week's episode drink which from the sounds of it, seemed to be strong. Submit your unpopular opinions and underrated hot guy (girl) of the week at the2ndhandsmokeshow@gmail.com

    "I Don't Think People Want Me To Procreate”

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2018 59:51


    Brittany issues a formal apology to Olivia Culpo. The girls are joined by their very first guest, the co-creator of the title of the show, JK.They all recap Valentine's Day, educate themselves on Cardi B, chat Jennifer Aniston's divorce, and get caught up on the latest Olympics news, all while drinking upwards of 10 Bud Lights each. Disclaimer: New location for recording and extra laughter with JK caused some audio issues at the end, apologies and thanks for listening. Send us your #backgroundcheck submissions to discuss on next week's episode

    "Yeah Because Subtle Hints Are My Forte"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2018 47:24


    The girls dive into the best and worst parts of being in a relationship and Brittany reads her “reasons I'm happy I don't have a boyfriend” ongoing list. In honor of Valentine's Day they also chat weirdest celebrity pairings and the latest 50 Shades of Grey. Brittany gets annoyed about America's obsession with taking count of Olympics condoms and the Super Bowl selfie kid. The most delusional moment comes when Brittany doesn't think Olivia Culpo is “that pretty”. 

    "A Strip Club Is The Perfect Place For Me To Be"

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2018 45:28


    The girls record on Super Bowl Sunday after a long Saturday out. They appropriately kick things off with listener's most outrageous drunk stories, and of course, share theirs. After that they chat Spice Girls reunion, Tom Brady mouth kissing his son, Brittany buying a 24 year-old guy a Bud Heavy, and Kim K sending Valentine's Day gifts to her haters. The episode includes too many accidental ads and a never-ending list of professional athletes Brittany wants to visit her on her deathbed. Send emails to

    "I Must Have Been Desperate"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2018 42:04


    The girls kick it off with listener's worst date stories and, of course, Brittany shares hers. Producer Tina thinks she's too good for Ed Sheeran, but they both agree they aren't for James Franco. Brittany shares her scheme to get rich, an unsuccessful Taylor Hall stake out story, and how she saw a gun in a BK drive-thru. Send emails to:

    "Two Things That Get Me Excited: Eating, Drinking, And Going Out"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2018 36:50


    The girls clear Aziz's name from episode one, chat Kardashian baby names, Sex and the City coming out so long ago, and Brittany's thoughts on her 10 year high school reunion. Producer Tina debuts a new segment. Brittany met Chase Rice and shares her unsuccessful pick-up line. This week Producer Tina cares about espresso martinis and Brittany is about #CombackSZN. Music is louder, we know. Send emails to

    "He's Going To Want A Piece"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2018 32:16


    The girls kick things off by throwing Producer Tina under the bus for the first attempt at a recording session not being up to par. Brittany shares her sadness about Aziz being the latest sexual predator in Hollywood, an awkward story about witnessing a fight on the subway that involved an undressing, and a fresh delusion about how close she is to thinking she's hot. At the end, they discover through “what we care about this week” that they do have one thing in common in 2018, their shot of choice order at 28 years old. Is this the world's worst or most promising episode one?

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