The Tim and Dave Show

Tim and Dave are back for their last episode ... for now. You get all the Tim and Dave hits: Tim and Dave disagreeing over a hot political issue, Dave's impassioned ranting about something, complaining about fast food, Dave singing, and stories about two friends and enemies of the show: Ed Sheeran and Emmanuel Macron. They also cover the hottest news of the week, so you don't wanna miss this one!

First off, Tim and Dave must apologize for the audio quality this episode. They also have to apologize for the regular quality -- apologize for putting other podcasters to shame! Tim and Dave are back to cover the wildly successful North Korea summit in Singapore. They also update you on the World Cup and Italian politics, and Dave drops a major bombshell.

The Tim and Dave Show is tardy this week! But Tim and Dave make up for it with a full line up, mixing both the tragic and the joyous. On the negative side, Tim and Dave discuss some high-profile recent suicides, trouble at the G7, and the specter of school shootings; on the happy side, Dave plays the ukulele,.

Tim and Dave are back for their FIFTIETH episode, and didn't even need to take a three week break this time to get there! The big news is the debut of the new FLCL season, and Tim and Dave find it wanting. Somewhat less importantly, the North Korea meeting is back on. Come and listen to the roundup and the most interesting news, including the bourgeois decadent artwork of Freida Kahlo!

Tim and Dave are back after a long hiatus, their plans to bring peace to the Korean peninsula foiled. As well as describing what went down to sabotage the peace process, Tim and Dave discuss Ireland's vote on abortion, the difference between language and cultural knowledge, and how to leave a legacy.

Tim and Dave are back to talk about the promise of peace on the Korean peninsula. But there's a war in the studio as Tim and Dave have it out over the value of college education. What they can agree on is that everyone should stop paying their student loans; in fact, you, stop paying now! In celebration of Karl Marx's 200th birthday.

Tim and Dave wrap up a PACKED newsweek: the uselessness of racial sensitivity training, the Democrats [Hillary] are losers AGAIN, Korea is working toward peace and Super Gonorrhea is finally cured ... but will it be back? Yes. Hear it all on the Tim and Dave Show!

It's the SECOND SEASON of the Tim and Dave Show, and we have a NEW COLD WAR to great us. It's turning hot in Syria, and FORMER friend of the show Emmanuel Macon is knee deep in it. Speaking of knees, Mark Zuckerberg's testimony revealed he's about a knee high.

It's been one year since The Tim and Dave Show started, and Tim and Dave take some time to reflect on their wild journey. Beforehand, they take a look at a WILD news week including Trump antagonizing Syria, Donald Trump's religion and, but far most importantly, Seagulls eating sausage in hotel rooms.

Tim and Dave have a MANLY, MASCULINE, AGGRESSIVE argument featuring NO EMOTIONS except MANLY EMOTIONS like ANGER, HOSTILITY and (in Dave's case) ARROGANCE. The argument is over the concept of "toxic masculinity" and its role in society and especially mass shootings. Oh, they also make time for Super Gonorrhea.

Tim and Dave review the week's news including the passing of Stephen Hawking, how plastic is killing us all, and how our only hope is the Space Harpoon. Then. they each list three of their favorite films, with clips! Movies Reviewed and Critiqued in Order of Appearance: X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009) X-Men: The Last Stand (2006) The Leopard (1963) Barry Lyndon (1975) V for Vendetta (2005) Take Shelter(2011) ***Fair Use Act Disclaimer Fair Use Copyright Disclaimer under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Fair Use Definition Fair use is a doctrine in United States copyright law that allows limited use of copyrighted material without requiring permission from the rights holders, such as commentary, criticism, news reporting, research, teaching or scholarship. It provides for the legal, non-licensed citation or incorporation of copyrighted material in another author’s work under a four-factor balancing test.

As Trump and North Korea may finally be working toward peace on the Korean peninsula, great strife and anguish consumes the Tim and Dave Show ... when they both try, and fail, to open a Slim Jim. Relieve your Daylight Savings blues with the Tim and Dave show, as they take you through a news packed week, for once!

It might have been a slow news week, but the Tim and Dave Show still moves at a breakneck pace! Well, a faster pace than the President of Burundi can play football at, at least. Tim and Dave round out the episode with a rousing debate on the historiography of the middle ages!

Tim and Dave are back for the FORTIETH EPISODE! Tim and Dave dive deep into the big Florida shooting. They also discuss the shameful vandalism Philadelphia inflicted on China's terracotta warriors and give a historical background. Tim explains that the Puritans were really sex obsessed liberals! Pour yourself a drink a sit down to the Tim and Dave show ... just make sure you drink that cup to the bottom.

Tim and Dave are BACK to show you once and for all that Mueller's indictment proves Russia did NOT interfere in the election! Listen up so you don't get hoodwinked by the lying media. But that's not all, Tim and Dave also dive into the winter Olympics, and the Korea cheerleaders, and excoriate the Obamas' new portraits.

Tim and Dave are back for a Super Bowl Sunday Spectacular! But football isn't the only field of contention this Sunday, as Tim and Dave dive into the issues of Larry Nassar, the Nunes memo, and emotional support peacocks on airplanes. Speaking of diving in .. if you're not sure what "water sports" are, you're about to find out. Go Eagles!

Tim and Dave hop aboard the Obamabus for a wiiild trip through the biggest news of the week! Donald Trump's MASTER NEGOTIATION skills got the American Taxpayers a 24 million dollar refrigerator. But that's nothing compared to the sordid expenses Barbara Bush incurred during her stint in the White House! Shout out to Wong Fu Productions for their great short films as well!

Tim and Dave discuss the government shutdown and the inability of our modern country to function. Tim describes his newfound appreciation for football and Dave and Tim spar over who's the bigger pleb (it's Dave). And it doesn't stop there, because this episode features both a crock pot AND a streamer! You don't wanna miss this!

Tim and Dave are back with all the news you can use! Dave talks about the importance of quitting. One person who should definitely quit is Logan Paul -- his reprehensible hi-jinks are reviewed and reviled at length. Tim also opens Dave's Christmas present for him live on air! You don't want to miss this!

It's the holiday season, and joy is in the air! Come enjoy a nice warm drink with your family and listen to Tim and Dave talk about weird holiday facts and holiday music reviews and critiques! Songs reviewed and critiqued in order of appearance: Dominick the Donkey- Lou Monte White Christmas- Bing Crosby Mary Did You Know- By Pentatonix Christmas In Hollis- Run-D.M.C. The Christmas Shoes- NewSong The Atheist Christmas Carol- Vienna Teng Christmas In L.A. ft. Dawes- The Killers ***Fair Use Act Disclaimer Fair Use Copyright Disclaimer under section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Fair Use Definition Fair use is a doctrine in United States copyright law that allows limited use of copyrighted material without requiring permission from the rights holders, such as commentary, criticism, news reporting, research, teaching or scholarship. It provides for the legal, non-licensed citation or incorporation of copyrighted material in another author’s work under a four-factor balancing test.

Tim and Dave get HEATED over Bitcoin and Jerusalem. If you want the final word on the future of cryptocurrency and how to solve the Israel/Palestine conflict, all you need to do is listen to this episode! Dave also defends his disparaging comments against truck owners.

Does net neutrality threaten smaller content providers -- including the Tim and Dave Show!?!?!? Tim and Dave discuss the fall out of the net neutrality decision, explain the dangers of having an American engaged to a British prince, and make up Maya Angelou quotes -- who knows what the real ones are anyway -- who knows where the lies end and the truth begins?

The holiday season is here and Tim and Dave kick it off with a THANKSGIVING SPECIAL!!! Tim and Dave talk about everything Thanksgiving -- turkey, food, family get-togethers, genocide of native peoples, it's all here and then some! Ring in the holiday season the right way with the Tim and Dave Show Thanksgiving Special!

Tim and Dave lament the decline of intellectual and "bohemian" life in America and the world at large. They delve into a number of social and cultural issues that might be responsible. Speaking of civilizational crises, a catastrophic event has befallen New Zealand ... hear this sad news and more on a solemn episode of the Tim and Dave Show.

Revelations abound this week! DNC malfeasance toward Bernie Sanders, Kevin Spacey malfeasance toward just about everyone ... in fact, just about everyone in Hollywood, media or politics malfeasance toward just about everyone. And let's not even talk about how Rupi Kaur treats capital letters! Hear it all on the Tim and Dave Show!

The people have spoken, and airline talk is back, back, BACK! What misadventures are they up to this time? Speaking of misadventures, Tim and Dave debate whether having mandatory military service and a draft would affect America's military overreach. The Weinstein scandal is also addressed.

Dave is back from his two week quest through the wilderness to tell all of the mystical secrets he's discovered. Mostly it's stuff about dogs, healthcare, Liberian football-playing Presidents and the coming Potato Chip Crisis of New Zealand. Tim launches into a rant against Amazon. Important international incidents in Kurdistan, China and Catalonia are summarized.

Oh my darling, oh my darling, oh my darling ... Mandarin!? There's a difference, and just like on a date, don't get the name wrong! Or Dave's gonna flip out (and start eating something on the air). Names are important -- just ask Christopher Columbus. As for Szechuan Sauce, well, nothing tastes better than cultural appropriation.

Wedding bells are in the air on the Tim and Dave Show. But are they a good Zodiac match!? The only way to find out is to listen to this episode! Speaking of unhappy pairs, Tim and Dave analyze the situation in Catalonia in Spain, and explain why The Orville is better than the new Star Trek.

It's an AGGRESSIVE show this week! Micro-aggressive that is! Tim and Dave discuss stereotypes and cultural sensitivity. They shed light on a controversy rocking Saudi Arabia to its core, and ponder what it would be like if DINOSAURS were still around.

It's a loaded show this week! Tim and Dave discuss the important things -- like Jujyfruits, the trials and tribulations of finding a good three piece suit, and eating donuts for breakfast. Less important topics include how to be happy in life, and America's immigration policy.

Tim and Dave discuss, and debate, the phenomenon of bullshit jobs. The role of the rich in the 2008 financial crisis is discussed and there is a VIGOROUS debate about the value of banking in the economy. House of Cards is discussed, and a major historical inaccuracy in its dialogue is revealed!

Tim talks about how he lulls himself to sleep with the sound of cable news. Dave complains about Tim's lack of ice in his apartment, while Tim argues how ice coffee is what people drink when they are selling out to capitalism. The crisis of North Korea, broccoli, and freedom of speech are heavily debated on this week's podcast!

Tim OUR wondering hero has returned and tells us all of this grand travel through Europe! Tim and Dave also finally discuss together one on one on the events that took place in Charlottesville Virginia.

Tim and Dave takes time to address the issue going on in America, and how racism still exists in the country. The topic of Summer, stop signs, Post Malone, Just Bieber, Bam Margera, and coffee shop music are hotly debated in this episode!

Dave talks about his disdain for dogs, while Tim talks about tax havens and how the rich hide their wealth. The NJ law to increase the smoking age and how the new movie Alpha is going to be awesome is also discussed on this episode!

Tim talks about working out on the road while David touches on the topic of breastfeeding. Some typical bourgeoisie bashing and a small tirad about student loans on this podcast episode!

Dave talks about the hot new cool current events on the contemporary poetry scene, and the band The Killers. The Skinny Repeal Bill is debated on between Tim and Dave, and Tim talks about his grand theory of why America is messed up. Oh, and Dave eats a Kit-Kat Bar.

Dave talks about high school, while Tim brings up the problems of opioids. The topics of Trump with first ladies, bell pepper prices, how Game of Thrones sucks, and ostriches are fervently debated on this weeks podcast of The Tim and Dave Show Podcast!

Dave talks about his new vegan ice-cream purchase as Tim talks about atomization of work by robots and computers in the world. Rants on the G20 summit, fast food, and castings for movies and so much more are heavily debated on this new heated podcast installment!

Tim and Dave discuss about Tim's future travel plans, rice snakes that are in Japanese bars, Italian history and how to eat cherry pies!

Tim talks about his recent observation of people using umbrellas, as Dave talks about his reading and interpretations of the Narrative of Fredrick Douglas. Tim and Dave debate about the merits of the USA's education system and somehow get to Wawa hoagies, and Ford Taurus's!

Tim talks about his disdain for the current education system while both Tim and Dave discuss about the current Evergreen State College controversy. The topic of race is debated and how protest can come in many forms. Designer babies are touched on as well as geoducks, lupini beans, and Wawa encounters on this newest podcast installment!

Dave plays a guitar original for the listeners to help show that friends; sometimes day things that may hurt but they do care a lot about you. Tim then discusses about the UK Election results. Tim and Dave heavily debate Nietzschean philosophy and whether pain is needed to have happiness!

Tim unravels the issue of Trump leaving the Paris Climate Agreement, while Dave questions as to why Hilary can't just get over the 2016 election results. The topic of graduation speeches by rich people is brought up and the new National Geographic series Genius is a great show about Albert Einstein!

Tim and Dave discuss the mysteries of dream reading, while Dave talks about the Korean band BTS winning an American music award, and Korean dramas! Tim makes light of Trump's first foreign tour, while Dave discusses the finer side of life and male suits!

Dave talks about his new musical interests, and his trip to New York City. Tim discusses how he just doesn't like modern architecture and modern art. Tim and Dave then debate over the implications of social media and its general affect on the world populous.

Dave talks about eating too much Italian food and his love of male grooming, while Tim discusses the US FBI Trump scandal. The mutual love of Richard Nixon and Dave's issue with the whitewashing of Hollywood ensue on this episode!

Tim discusses the finer points of poetry, while Dave is irate about the US government taking advantage of the American workers. Andrew Jackson somehow worked himself into the conversation as well!

Tim and Dave rap up loose ends with the United Airlines scandal in this episode! Dave talks about his love of the Dutch people, as well as Ireland. Musings on the art of traveling ensue in this one of a kind podcast!

Dave and Tim discuss the United Airlines issue, the controversial Pepsi commercial, and how France decides its leaders through watermelon eating contests!