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The Wicker Men is a podcast hosted by three Nicolas Cage fanatics who review every film Cage has been in. Every. Single. Film.

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    • Dec 13, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 94 EPISODES


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    Ep. 81 - "Looking Glass" (2018)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2023 77:21


    Did you do it? Did you look through the looking glass? Did you? DID YOU? DID YOU LOOK THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS DID YOU DO IT??? DID YOU DO IT? DID YOU? DID YOU DO IT? ...i know u didn't do it.

    Ep. 80 - "Mandy" (2018)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2023 63:16


    Take some drugs and join a cult, it's Mandy, folks! Grab your battleaxe, your crossbow and your favorite tiger shirt for this one! Many manners are made in Mandy's manor! That was just fun to say! It's episode 80 and we're still doing thisss, BABY!

    Ep. 79 - "The Humanity Bureau" (2018)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2023 67:58


    1984? No thanks. Children of Men? PASS. Total Recall?! Get the heck outta here! It's all about the Humanity Bureau with this one, pal! I hope you're ready for the gripping tale of Blade Runner Rick Deckar- wait no, I mean Bureau Agent Noah Kross as he discovers, neigh, EXPOSES the TRUTH in this dystopian thriller! By the end of it, you'll be saying, "Oh! The Humanity (Bureau)!"

    Ep. 78 - "Mom and Dad" (2018)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2023 62:54


    Mama? Papa? I was hoping to get some cerea-AHHHHH! YES OH YES You know who it is! The Wicker Men, baby, and we're back with Moms and Dads murdering their precious children! Settle in and build a pool table while you're at it. You know what? Just smash the pool table, it's too damn expensive to keep!

    Ep. 77 - "Inconceivable" (2017)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2023 72:10


    How could one say such things? Think such things? DO such things?! Have you even THOUGHT about the children? Honestly, this entire ruse, nay, this entire FARCE... is simply... INCONCEIVABLE!

    Ep. 76 - "Vengeance: A Love Story" (2017)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2023 81:10


    How far would you go to seek Vengeance on someone for acts committed against someone completely unrelated to you? Good thing this man was around to solve everyone else's problems! This isn't just a story. It's a love story!

    Ep. 75 - "Arsenal" (2017)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2023 54:40


    It's the return of the KING, BABY! That's right, Eddie King is BACK and definitly better than ever! What a movie, I mean, I don't know about you, but this film is the TOPS! There are two brothers!

    Ep. 74 - "Army of One" (2016)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2023 70:31


    Ep. 73 - "USS Indianapolis: Men of Courage" (2016)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2022 58:43


    Grr! Shark attack! Captain Cage is at it again with his wacky and wild platoon! Wait a minute. No no no, I'm sorry, this is a totally serious war film. Grr!

    Ep. 72 - "Snowden" (2016)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2022 27:41


    RIP AJ, but the show must go on.

    Ep. 71 - "Dog Eat Dog" (2016)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2022 79:37


    Spotlight Ep. 07 - "Blood Diner" (1987)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2022 67:44


    Go full vegan with the delicious selection at the Tutman Cafe, Sheetar be praised!!

    Ep. 70 "The Trust" (2016)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2022 55:44


    Trust Trust Trust it's always with the Trust!! Can't we just get along WITHOUT having to Trust each other? Can't we just live in a peaceful SOCIETY built around FRIENDSHIP instead of TRUST?! Yada yada yada Elijah Wood!

    Ep. 69 "Pay the Ghost" (2015)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2022 59:11


    What does it cost to save a soul? Millions of dollars? Priceless jewels and gems? Or perhaps a simple cup of iced cream? One way or another, if you lose your kid at the fair, it's because you didn't Pay the Ghost. Time to find the portal!

    Ep. 68 "The Runner" (2015)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2022 47:08


    Oooh! Que Nicolas Cage sait certainement courir ! Quel homme épicé!

    Ep. 67 "Dying of the Light" (2014)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2022 46:42


    YOU. HAVE. VALUES! Get out there and make your country proud! Hwoooooopaaaah!

    Ep. 66 "Left Behind" (2014)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2022 53:01


    You best start believin' in raptures, dear listener... you're in one! AHHHHHHHH!

    Ep. 65 "Outcast" (2014)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2022 58:23


    This one outta outlast em all! No no no, I'm not talking about Outkast, I'm talking about Outcast!! Balooba-looba-doo, what a wacky and zany movie this is! It might even be the worst of the show! Excelsior!

    Bonus Ep. 03 - Go Watch The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2022 15:27


    If you haven't seen The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent yet, go see it. If you have, go see it again.

    Ep. 64 "Rage" (2014)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2022 57:56


    It's time. Oh yes it's time. Like a mage burning sage, he must disengage from his own age and turn the page entering a new chapter in the war he must wage. This isn't your ordinary beige, no, this is Nicolas Cage, and he is about to RAGE.

    Ep. 63 - "Joe" (2013)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2022 53:28


    If it hadn't been for cotton-eyed JoeI'd been married long time agoWhere did you come from? Where did you go?Where did you come from, cotton-eyed Joe?If it hadn't been for cotton-eyed JoeI'd been married long time agoWhere did you come from? Where did you go?Where did you come from, cotton-eyed Joe?If it hadn't been for cotton-eyed JoeI'd been married long time agoWhere did you come from? Where did you go?Where did you come from, cotton-eyed Joe?If it hadn't been for cotton-eyed JoeI'd been married long time agoWhere did you come from? Where did you go?Where did you come from, cotton-eyed Joe?He came to town like a midwinter stormHe rode through the fields so handsome and strongHis eyes was his tools and his smile was his gunBut all he had come for was having some funIf it hadn't been for cotton-eyed JoeI'd been married long time agoWhere did you come from? Where did you go?Where did you come from, cotton-eyed Joe?If it hadn't been for cotton-eyed JoeI'd been married long time agoWhere did you come from? Where did you go?Where did you come from, cotton-eyed Joe?He brought disaster wherever he wentThe hearts of the girls was to hell broken sentThey all ran away so nobody would knowAnd left only men cause of cotton-eyed JoeIf it hadn't been for cotton-eyed JoeI'd been married long time agoWhere did you come from? Where did you go?Where did you come from, cotton-eyed Joe?If it hadn't been for cotton-eyed JoeI'd been married long time agoWhere did you come from? Where did you go?Where did you come from, cotton-eyed Joe?If it hadn't been for cotton-eyed JoeI'd been married long time agoWhere did you come from? Where did you go?Where did you come from, cotton-eyed Joe?If it hadn't been for cotton-eyed JoeI'd been married long time agoWhere did you come from? Where did you go?Where did you come from, cotton-eyed Joe?If it hadn't been for cotton-eyed JoeI'd been married long time agoWhere did you come from? Where did you go?Where did you come from, cotton-eyed Joe?

    Ep. 62 - "The Frozen Ground" (2013)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2022 61:19


    Murder! Mayhem! Winter! Boy oh jeez is it cold outside. Better grab a jacket... and a badge! Yes, Cage is back as a state trooper out for justice in this non-stop, action-packed thriller for the ages! When you're walking and slipping... it's because you're on... FROZEN GROUND!

    Ep. 61 - "The Croods" (2013)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2021 57:48


    Don't be Crude! Listen to us talk about The Croods! It's the Crude thing to do! How Crude!

    Spotlight Ep. 06 - "Moose: The Movie" (2015)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2021 73:33


    Uhhh it's Moose. Moose the Movie. It's Moose the Movie buckle in and buckle up. It's Moose the Movie get with it or get over it. You know what time it is.

    Ep. 60 - "Stolen" (2012)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2021 70:19


    When a bank robber's daughter is TAKEN, the kidnapper is misTAKEN in his understanding of Cage's particular set of skills... The journey Cage has underTAKEN to retrieve his daughter back leads to a feisty-heisty action overTAKEN by the love of a father. Cage has parTAKEN in something really unique here... this is... STOLEN!

    Ep. 59 - "Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance" (2012) [Feat. Christian Becker]

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2021 87:36


    rrrrrrRRRRREEEEEV IT UP! Cage has been trying to keep his inner demons out, but they've been scratching at the DOOOOOORRR! THAT'S RIGHT! Ghost Rider has returned, and he's more ferociously fiery than ever! Don't sit around and decay! Enjoy Mr. Cage today! Featuring Christian Becker.

    Ep. 58 - "Trespass" (2011)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2021 60:58


    You walk into a house. It's not your house. Actually it IS your house. People break in! You're scared, but then THEY'RE SCARED. You're a hostage BUT SO ARE THEY. AHHH! Does anyone smell pretzels because all I'm seeing are TWISTS! Turn around - TWIST! Flip over - TWIST! Wear a robe, answer the door - TWIST! It's a TWISTER TORNADOOOOOOO!

    Ep. 57 - "Seeking Justice" (2011)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2021 52:08


    Don't you get it? Don't you understand BY NOW what it IS Cage is DOING?! He's not searching for national treasures or love. He's not looking for money or power. He's not just escaping from the demons of hell or the witches of Landia, no. No no no. Cage is only Seeking ONE thing and ONE thing alone: JUSTICE! WAAAAAH-HOOOO!

    Ep. 56 - "Drive Angry" (2011)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2021 73:26


    VROOM VROOM! I'M SO ANGRY, but I have to stop this cult. How easy is it to get out of Hell? Well, just drive out, can't you tell? This movie sure is swell. Nic Cage knows how to take a bullet in this action-filled film: Ghost Rid- uhhhhHHh I mean: Drive Angry!

    Ep. 55 - "Season of the Witch" (2011)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2021 69:56


    Ep. 54 - "The Sorcerer's Apprentice" (2010) [Somewhat Feat. Adam Hood]

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2021 79:08


    Magic! Science! Alfred Molina?! Be prepared for an adventure sure to SHOCK you! Buy a Tesla! No, no, not the kind of Tesla you're probably thinking of. Buy a Tesla Coil! Zip Zap Zagoo!

    Ep. 53 - "Kick-Ass" (2010)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2021 55:13


    BAM! POW! KA-BLAM! Gather together, all ye superheroes, for a tale of heroism and scuba suits! Nic Cage becomes the Big Daddy for this one while other characters do other things! KRAK!

    Ep. 52 - "Astro Boy" (2009)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2021 63:56


    To the stars! It's Astro Boy HE-YAH!

    Ep. 51 - "The Bad Lieutenant - Port of Call: New Orleans" (2009) [Feat. Lauren Modery]

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2021 103:47


    Can I get my prescription? PLEASE?! Nic Cage is putting on his lieutenant pants in this drug-fueled, igauana-heavy piece of art from famed director Big Zogs! Wickedy-woo, we talk about a moo...vie!

    Spotlight Ep. 05 - "Speed 2: Cruise Control" (1997)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2021 87:34


    Buckle up because we're about to go slow! Reaaaal slow. Reaaaaaaaaal slow. Some might say we're moving in... cruise control. Willem Dafoe!

    Ep. 50 - "G-Force" (2009) ~ 50th Episode Spectacular!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2021 57:32


    Meep Meep Pip Squeak! These tactical guinea pigs know JUST how to infiltrate your... heart?! But oh no! A mole is afoot! No no no, I'm not saying that this mole is LITERALLY a foot! I'm saying that THIS mole is Nicolas Cage! WAAAAHHH 50TH EPISODE SPECTACULAR!!!

    Ep. 49 - "Knowing" (2009)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2021 72:54


    You claim to be Knowing what comes Next, but when you Face/Off against this Kiss Of Death, you'll be Bringing Out The Dead towards the City Of Angels in 8mm. Yes, it is truly Wild At Heart. Thank you.

    Ep. 48 - "Bangkok Dangerous" (2008)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2021 78:24


    What an ending... I guess its true what they say... Bangkok really is... dangerous.

    Ep. 47 - "National Treasure: Book of Secrets" (2007) [Feat. Dan BTF]

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2021 91:55


    A mysterious book... a *second* mysterious book... the kidnapping of the President... and... a drink of WHIS-KEY! Nic Cage is back as the famed treasure hunter Benjamin Franklin Gates in a sequel that's sure to make you believe the moon landing was a hoax!

    Ep. 46 - "Next" (2007)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2021 101:45


    Magician. Trickster. Creep. You won't believe your earholes when you hear about what Cris Johnson uses his incredible powers for... and it's definitely *not* to hit on Jessica Biel... NOT! Ha ha!

    Ep. 45 - "Ghost Rider" (2007) [Feat. Christian Becker]

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2021 106:37


    Vroom Vroom! Nic Cage is here as Johnny Blaze pulling off the greatest stunt imaginable: this movie. Prepare for non-stop flames (and I don't just mean the film's romance!). Featuring special guest Christian Becker, this is one episode that comes at you with a... Vengeance?! Huh?!

    Ep. 44 - "The Wicker Man" (2006)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2021 96:11


    We finally made it. The one this show got its name from. By the end of this episode you, too, will be wondering, "How'd it get BUUUuUuuuuuRRRRrrned?!"

    Ep. 43 - "World Trade Center" (2006)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2021 84:56


    Mustache? Check. New York City accent? Check. Maggie Gyllenhaal holding a watermelon under her blouse? Check. Three checks means its movie time! Hurray!

    Ep. 42 - "The Ant Bully" (2006)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2021 63:32


    The Wicker Men are back from saving Santa AND Christmas! We hope you're ready for an "ant-imated" adventure like no other! What wackiness will ensue? Let's find out!

    Holiday Special: "A Wicker Carol"

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2020 4:33


    Jingle bells are ringing and trees and shining! The holidays are here, and for the Wicker Men, that means nothing but spreading Christmas tree! But what happens when they discover Santa Claus is in trouble? Well, let's just hope they can hop on the Wicker sleigh and jingle their way to Kringle Town! We're taking a break from the show. See you all in 2021!

    Ep. 41 - "The Weather Man" (2005)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2020 88:43


    What's the forecast for today? Oh... I don't know... windy with a chance of Cage? Yes! That's right! We're back to Cage movies with an absolute storm of an episode! Waaaahooooo!

    Spotlight Ep. 04 - "Freddy Got Fingered" (2001)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2020 87:52


    Gord! Gordy! Did you get a job? Make your daddy proud.

    Ep. 40 - "Lord of War" (2005) [Feat. James McMahon]

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2020 93:33


    He's an arms dealer with a whole lotta cocaine. That's right! It's Nic Cage back at it as the ultimate seller of weapons, but what else is he willing to sell? Let's just say Jared Leto and his inner dog is at stake. It's Lord of War, baby. Not of the Rings. War.

    Ep. 39 - "National Treasure" (2004)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2020 88:47


    It's here, folks. Ultimate treasure "protector" Nic Cage will steal the Declaration of Independence in order to save it. You know the film. You love the film. We thought it was pretty good. Look at yourself. You're a National Treasure!

    Ep. 38 - "Matchstick Men" (2003) [Feat. Michael Malone]

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2020 85:42


    Can you even trust this description? It's all a con! Nic Cage learns a LOT about trust in this film! There's no fire, but there are Matchstick Men!

    Ep. 37 - "Adaptation" (2002)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2020 78:10


    I'm talking to you through the episode description. How meta! Ha Ha!

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