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It's time for Phoebe! Phoebe Cates! For her first movie, she plays a fancy teen in the middle east that a prince or warlord or whatever wants to own. A real dork of a missionary gets wrapped up in this slave auction situation and him and Phoebe end up on the run. This is a "Blue Lagoon" knock-off. It wants to be a grand adventure, a wacky animal farm movie, and a tale of the discovery of sexuality. Does it succeed at all? At any of that? No. But it is kinda entertaining.

Before Marvel struck it big with "Iron Man", they thought "Hey, how about that stretchy guy and rock man? People like them!" and they made 2005's "Fantastic Four".This here movie was a hit! They put a bunch of money into it and cashed in hard enough to warrant a sequel. But is it good? Is it actually boring and just not quite enough of anything? You've probably seen it, but if not, tune in and find out! Maybe you're a diehard Ioan Gruffudd stan? Continue the journey with us in our second episode on F4 movies.If you like it, please do like, subscribe, spread the word, and if you write up a review on any of the podcast services, you can pick a movie for us to cover. What a FANTASTIC deal. And don't forget about all those past episodes covering Ray Liotta, Keith Gordon, John Cazale, Radha Mitchell, Robert Longstreet, Brandon Lee, Billy Crudup, Wesley Snipes, Brad Pitt and a boatload of spookies and erotic films.#f4 #fantasticfour #2005 #comicbook #review #moviereview #michaelchiklis #If you like it, please do like, subscribe, spread the word, and if you write up a review on any of the podcast services, you can pick a movie for us to cover. What a FANTASTIC deal. And don't forget about all those past episodes covering Ray Liotta, Keith Gordon, John Cazale, Radha Mitchell, Robert Longstreet, Brandon Lee, Billy Crudup, Wesley Snipes, Brad Pitt and a boatload of spookies and erotic films.#f4 #fantasticfour #jayunderwood #rogercorman #1994 #comicbook #review #moviereview #fantasticfourreview #podcast #filmographypodcast #filmography #redlettermedia #rlm #blankcheck #hdtgm #ioangruffudd #chrisevans #jessicaalba #timstory #fantasticfourreview #podcast #filmographypodcast #filmography #redlettermedia #rlm #blankcheck #hdtgm #f4review

Jason picks a movie he loved in 1998! "Clay Pigeons" has lil baby Joaquin Phoenix and fresh on the scene Vince Vaughn. One likes to have sex with his best friends wife and one happens to be a trucker/serial killer. What will happen? Will this be the first Janeane Garofalo we do? It is. She just keeps popping up in stuff over the next six months.Rate, review, subscribe, tell your friends. Review us on podcast platforms and you can pick a movie for us to cover!

Once upon a time, with fifty dollars and a dream, the first "Fantastic Four" movie was created. Then they farted it into a box and said "No! You can't watch it!" But farts can escape boxes! They didn't think of that, did they!?In honor of the new F4, we're doing em all. Or, it's something to do and we like to shake things up. The first entry, 1994's "The Fantastic Four" is low budget, goofy, but also pretty charming. Some things are wildly stupid, but also perfect for something that actually feels like a comic book. Suit up in your 4 gear and hop into the fantatsticar and ride along with us as we do em real good.If you like it, please do like, subscribe, spread the word, and if you write up a review on any of the podcast services, you can pick a movie for us to cover. What a FANTASTIC deal. And don't forget about all those past episodes covering Ray Liotta, Keith Gordon, John Cazale, Radha Mitchell, Robert Longstreet, Brandon Lee, Billy Crudup, Wesley Snipes, Brad Pitt and a boatload of spookies and erotic films.#f4 #fantasticfour #jayunderwood #rogercorman #1994 #comicbook #review #moviereview #fantasticfourreview #podcast #filmographypodcast #filmography #redlettermedia #rlm #blankcheck #hdtgm #f4review

A high-school hero returns from the dead to take revenge against the psychotic drag racer who killed him. The murdered boy transforms himself into a hi-tech spirit in black leathers and sets out to do battle with a gang of desert-based car thieves led by the man who destroyed him.

A London scholar (Sigourney Weaver) moonlights as a personal escort and becomes a pawn in a plot against a client (Michael Caine).

How do you make a sequel to a sci-fi horror slasher that hides the monster pretty well? Do a balls out horror action movie with loads of aliens everywhere! Bang bang! Shoot shoot! One of us thinks this is an amazing, masterful film. The other one says "it's fine." Who is who? Tune in! Subscribe! Tell your friends! Before we hit the final Sigourney (we dont come back to her for a long time), maybe you could write a review on a podcast platform? We'd appreciate it. We'd even cover a movie of your choosing if you name it in the review. That's a swell deal.

A U.S. adwoman (Sigourney Weaver) exploits a French archaeologist's (Gérard Depardieu) discovery of the first Frenchwoman.

I actually is afraid of a ghost and I will be calling... GHOSTBUSTERS These guys become ghostbusters. They collect ghosts. Like pokemon. One of them is a sleazy scumbag. Sigourney Weaver gets possessed and unlocked confusing feelings for many a child. Rate, review, subscribe, share?

Sometimes, the crime is so dark, you need Jim Carrey to solve it. With an accent.Dark Crimes!!!Jim Carrey has been demoted to desk work due to some disgrace years ago that we don't know about. He becomes obsessed with this whole cage brothel thing and also a murder from years ago that matches an authors new book. What could he do? Solve it!Is this an underrated gem? Does it make any sense that everyone speaks English with heavy accents when they should just be speaking Polish? Why did Joel want us to watch this? Tune in!

What would it be like to see this thing fresh? To get to the first twist and be like "what?!?!" None of us got to enjoy that, they ruined it with marketing to really hammer us with the horny.Matt Dillon is a high school teacher. Denise Richard's, his student, is really working hard to seduce him. Her and her friend get all soapy washing his jeep as part of a school fundraiser type thing and then she sends her friend away and goes into his house. Sharp cut and she is running out. What happened? This is a court room thriller? But wait, what about all the kissing in the tv commercials???Will this work on us old men? Is it a good movie? Tune in! Watch the bone-o-meter and see where it takes us!

"An arms dealer eager to score a big contract, Eddie Muntz (Chevy Chase) heads to South America to negotiate with both a dictator and the revolutionaries who oppose him. Although talks don't go well and he gets wounded, Muntz remains determined to sell his unmanned planes. Joined by Catherine DeVoto (Sigourney Weaver), the widow of a colleague, and Ray Kasternak (Gregory Hines), a pilot rethinking his views on violence, Muntz launches a go-for-broke attempt to make his arms deal." This is a comedy. You ever sit through an unfunny comedy? It's like "oh my god, there's absolutely nothing to grab on to here!" At least a garbage horror movie might have some characters that interest you... Tune in and find out if this is a forgotten gem...

Mel Gibson is a reporter who just got to Jakarta. He's about to spend... The Year Of Living Dangerously Sigourney Weaver is his love interest. Apparently people really liked this when it came out. Me? I have almost no memory of having watched it, so I guess I'll have to listen to this episode, too.

Sometimes, a janitor can't dance. Sometimes, they're (not really) an... EYEWITNESS William Hurt plays a janitor. He used to work with James Woods, but Woods got fired. One night he discovers one of the offices in his workplace has a freshly murdered guy in it. What should he do? Go home, go to bed and never tell anyone he saw that body? Sigourney Weaver is a reporter that he's a super creep to. Christopher Plummer is in here, too! And Morgan Freeman! Is it good? Why haven't you ever heard of this?!?!?! Tune in and see what's up! It has chase sequences motorcycle chain attacks!

Space miners accidentally pick up an alien. They should just listen to Sigourney Weaver, but they do not. It doesn't go well.

For the second Sigourney, we ask what if there were a... Madman. "Imprisoned for two years and then freed, a Soviet Jew (Michael Beck) goes to Israel and plots revenge." Does that sound super awesome? I think it sounds super awesome. BUT IS THAT THIS MOVIE?!?!?! Or is it a bizarrely dull ensemble movie following a bunch of people around an army base? Tune in! Find out!

Here's the first of the Sigourney movies. You're thinking to yourself, "wait, she's in... Annie Hall?" Sure. Sure she is. Big time. Such a big character. Woody Allen annoys women. But they seem to like him. He meets a girl version of him. They date. Happily ever after???

For a complete change of pace, behold the very first movie of Jeffrey Dean Morgan! He's a pimp! Named Sharkey! And you know what? He gets...UncagedSome nice ladies work the streets. Their pimp is pretty nice I guess as far as pimps go, but then he sees a woman smacking her kid around and it unearths trauma and he goes bonkers. Is this amazing? Is it cheesy? Is it weird? Find out.

There was a time in the 90s when you'd watch something because there wasn't many of them. A new superhero movie? They don't make those, sign me up! A vampire film in a movie theater? Oh my! And? Stoner movies. They were few and far between and you'd just watch the one good "Cheech and Chong" movie if you wanted to watch people get high while you were getting high. Then came..."Half Baked".Four friends smoke weed all the time and live together? I think? One of them feeds a police horse hundreds of dollars worth of treats, the horse dies, and he goes to jail as a cop killer. What else happens? Watch and find out! Behold the baby versions of Dave Chapelle, Jim Bruer, Gulliermo Diaz and Harland Williams. Happy 420!

We wrapped up the Spike Lee series on a movie both of us hated. So what do we do? Move on? Or do we experience the sunken cost fallacy and continue on to...Da Five BloodsFour super old guys go back to 'Nam under the guise of finding their dead friends body and bringing it back to the states. But they also want a whole bunch of gold they hid. How will these senior citizens drag extremely heavy gold out of the jungle? Will they relive their war days by battling more dudes in the jungle? Are Jason and Jules absolutely befuddled by the love for this movie? Find out!Rate, review, subscribe, tell people. Or not. You do you. But if you do a written review somewhere, we'll cover a movie of your choice.

Here comes Spike Lee's takedown of the iPad generation! "Red Hook Summer"! A young boy, devoid of personality other than being an annoying millenial, gets ditched at his grandpa's apartment for the summer. His grandpa is a preacher. WITH A SECRET! Also, Mookie shows up. This is it. There's no more #spikelee film appearances (for now?!?! It'd be rad if he did a cameo in #highest2lowest ), but we've got #dafivebloods coming real quick. Link in bio for all the #podcast links. #clarkepeters #tonilysaith #julesbrown #thomasjeffersonbyrd #podcast #filmography #blankcheck #redlettermedia #rlm #filmspotting #moviereview #colemandomingo #hdtgm

Much like "Basic Instinct", "Body of Evidence" has a hot lady that the police think is a murderer. This time, the hot lady is Madonna. And, much like the weird choice of Michael Douglas being paired up for sexy adventures, we get Willem Dafoe. He's younger, he's less scary, and he's just absolutely gotta do his wife (Julianne Moore) dirty and get on Madonna's houseboat for some wax sex.Go on an erotic adventure with us as we gawk and grumble along.

You're a cab driver. There's someone going around killing your co-workers. You're tired, your stomach is full of roaches from the Chinese food you ate earlier and it's... 3 A.M. Lee Davis worked on some Spike Lee movies doing craft services and set production and then wrote and directed this. It has a weirdly stacked cast with Danny Glover, Michelle Rodriguez, Bobby Cannavale, Pam Grier, Sarita Choudhury, Mike Star, Aasif Mandvi and lots of other familiar faces. Is it good? Great question! We want to tell you! Oh, and Spike is in this. If you liked this, please do review anywhere you can leave a podcast review. We will cover a movie of your choosing if you let us know about it. Feel free to hit the hotline or Gmail. Next week, the final Spike Lee movie with Spike Lee doing a role of some kind.

Who is Lisa Picard? "Lisa Picard Is Famous!" Griffin Dunne made this. He roped famous people like Spike Lee into having bit parts. We were both like "this might be good!" But is it? IS IT?!?!?!

Sam woke up one day and thought this is gonna be my summer! I'm gonna pursue my passions and meet new people. This is gonna be the... "Summer of Sam" There's a serial killer on the loose. But, more importantly, there's a dork with a fake English accent being all punk as can be and humping pillow dolls on a stage. There's also a guy who's real mean to his wife. Will they be murdered???? No. But there is a talking dog. Find out if it's worth watching, cause we're gonna tell you.

An extremely good looking lady is sick of auditions where they want her to bust those things out and shake em around. So? She becomes... GIRL 6 A superhero? No, a phone-sex operator! And she makes good money. And Spike Lee is her cousin/neighbor. But? Things can't go well or we don't have a movie. File this under "I specifically never watched this movie cause it looked boring". Is it??? Tune in and find out!

Strike sells crack in the projects (do we still call it that?). He can score a promotion if he executes another member of this lil mafia. What's he gonna do? Whine to his brother. Clockers! This is based on a Richard Price novel. Spike is doing his version of a Scorcese movie. We get a whole bunch of talent like Delroy Lindo, Harvey Keitel, Michael Imperioli and Keith David. 12 year old Jason would have told you this movie and book are masterpieces. What does adult Jason think?

"The Love Witch" just wants a manly man to devote herself to. Unfortunately, her partners keep dying. And folks are starting to get riled up over the peace between people and Witch. What on earth Will happen??? There's a raging debate over here on whether or not this is a sexy movie. One of us is all boners all the time, but the other is baffled and un-bonered to the maxx. Subscribe? Review?

Sometimes life gives you lemons, and sometimes your mom just up and dies. Crooklyn! A family in a brownstone is going through some trouble in the 70s. Dad's failed as a musician, there's a whole pile of kids, and mom is getting real sick of all it. What's a family to do? Ship one of the kids off to relatives I guess. Can I do that? Can I send a kid away for an extended period of time? One of us loves this, the other sighs. Rate and review us? It would be real cool if you did.

Once upon a time, they were just killing all of our civil rights leaders. Hey, you got somebody looking out for you? Nope, not anymore."Malcolm X" has Spike Lee in a smaller role than the previous movies, but him and Denzel are goofy as heck in this when they're young (do you also, as probably an adult, go to the playground in your suits and play finger guns?).It's the same length as "Godfather 2". Is it worth it? Tune in!

This is originally from the Wesley Snipes run.

This is originally from the Wesley Snipes run.

2 brothers, a dad, a pizza place, and good times had by all. In? Do The Right Thing Danny Aiello has a pizza place in a black neighborhood. One of his kids is a real scumbag racist, the other one is trying. Spike Lee delivers pizza for them, and Giancarlo Esposito is pure chaos. Everything's gonna be cool, right? Nah, brah, not at all.

Spike Lee shoots for the moon with his own college musical (kinda) School Daze! Lawrence Fishburne is one of those college kids whose mind is open to the injustices of the world and wraps himself in that blanket. Giancarlo Esposito is a frat king, lining up his future. You'd think that would be just fine, everyone is doing their thing, but nope. One of us experiences an awakening while watching this. Another one gloms onto the silliness of college. But hey, at least there's another super ugly sexual situation to bring us together, right?!?! Ooof, the 80s, am I right? Tune in, rate, review, whatever ya wanna do.

Stephen Jenkins plays a guy who immediately leaves his wife when he gets a cool job, after years of her taking care of him. Was she mean? Nah, they didn't smash parts as much as they used to and she wants a baby, so he's like "later" . What's a lady to do? Practice the... Art of Revenge!!!! This a listener pick. Thanks, Paul! He sent this thing right to my house!

When Spike Lee was in his late 20s, he let us know (for the first time)... She's Gotta Have It Nola Darling has a beefcake business man, a romantic chill type and a goofy, charming young man all vying for her love. But what does she want? Who will she choose? And why can't it just be rotating cast of hotties for her???? Spike emerges fully formed with his first feature. We cover it real nice, right here, on the first episode of We Doing Filmographies ALL SPIKE ALL THE TIME.

Brad Pitt plays a guy named Troy who likes horses.

What do the kids of 2003 want? Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas! Just kidding. Hey, old people, nobody wants your childhood. Let it go. The thrills of a kid from before 1965 are not for now. Please stop. Sinbad is a real d-bag. He plans to steal a magic book and Michelle Pfeiffer plays an evil god of Chaos who wants it for herself. He has to get it back. This movie is a boring fart. We hate it. Please do subscribe, rate, and review on Apple Podcasts, Podchaser, Goodpods, Audible, or wherever you possibly can and if you let us know, we'll cover a movie of your choosing.

Bachelor Matt? Is he the focus of... Confessions of a Dangerous Mind? Chuck Barris said he killed people for the CIA when he was filming "The Gong Show". Sam Rockwell plays him. He kills people for the CIA while he films "The Gong Show". Jules and Jason loved this when it came out on DVD. They both still love Sam Rockwell. Will they still love this movie? Or is it total garbage? Will they get Robert John Burke's name right? Do they love Julia Roberts smug mugging for the camera? Tune in! Please do subscribes, rate, review us on Apple Podcasts or Podchaser, Podcast Addict, Audible, Goodpods or wherever you possibly could. If you do that, and let us know, we will cover a movie of your choosing on the podcast.

Nicky Katt is playing modern but also olden time Hitler in a play. Enrico Colantoni is his director, who grapples with what a garbage bag Katt's character is. Julia Roberts interviews Blair Underwood, who is probably shooting "Eight" with Brad Pitt. Catherine Keener is going to leave her husband David Hyde Pearce, who just got fired from a job where he appears to do nothing. And Mary McCormack has to deal with David Duchovney's boner. It's time for some "Full Frontal".

One time, Steven Soderbergh was like "let's have some fun!" and hired all the fancy boys. They became... Ocean's Eleven A mega heist. A sewer filled to the brim with poop. Probably no jump humping. But loads of charisma. Rate, review, subscribe, you know the drill.

Lay on your bed. Stare at the ceiling. Listen to us talk about Robert Mitchum, that dumb sack of trash Ruby, switchblades, scissor dicks, Anthony Michael Hall and plenty of other things in the We Doing Filmographies Holiday Spectacular. Sail into the new year by reviewing us on Apple podcasts and pick a movie for us to cover. Email us your holiday cheer. Call the hotline and leave a voicemail about Natalie Wood and Robert Wagner.

There is a game afoot. A... SPY GAME! Robert Redford. Brad Pitt. Foreign jails. Gum.

Friday night's a great night for football! Also, Satan claws is out there.

A young Freddy Rodriguez guns down his abusive dad and goes to jail, only to become Billy Wirth as an adult. Will he ever get out of jail? Yeah, immediately. How will Billy Wirth fair with his newfound freedom? Will he meet a nice lady? Will his parole officer mess with him? We have all the "The Fence" answers you could possibly be looking for and you can find out which one of us thought this was a pile of s*** and which one thought it was good entertainment! Subscribe, review and pick a movie, tell your cool uncle about us.

Here we are. The end. It comes for us all. It's usually ugly. In this case, we say goodbye to Mark Darby Robinson's movies (we done did em all) and we say goodbye to the man himself. With this documentary, we ride or die right up to his final form, and it's so very depressing and honest. "Mark" covers the Billy Lewis run of films, "A Clockwork Maury", "Ding-a-ling-less" and "Septien". We finally get a pinch of info about who this guy is and what he'd been doing prior to the movies we just covered. If you watched any of these, head over to the Scare Network and watch "Mark".

The final Mark Darby Robinson performance in a film is here, in "Septien". What is "Septien"? Well, three middle-aged brothers are complete emotional messes and when one returns to the fold, things get bonkers. Michael Tully directed and wrote this along with Onur Tukel and Robert Longstreet. If you were a lil IFC dork like me and Jules, this is gonna be your jam. Get ready for odd, sad, funny with "Septien".

Sam smokes weed and works at a storage facility with Mark Darby Robinson. Adam is a dick who beds a lot of ladies. Their lives intertwine and there's so many characters.. Does "Half Empty" feel like it's from the 90s? Is it actually kind of funny and charming? Does Mark manage to be both quite good and aggravating? well, you could watch this on youtube or listen to this and find out. Choose your adventure!

For the sixth episode, guess who's going to jail tonight? Everyone. Enter "The Jailhouse". C. Thomas Howell is tasked with living in a farmhouse/jail with his family and watching after prisoners after a jail burned down. But? But the jail is evil. We've got a psycho, a rapist, a drug mule? A couple regular dudes, and? Mark Darby Robinson has been bouncing checks, so he's in there as well. So what's gonna happen when the evil gets in Ponyboy's head? Are him and the prisoners and his wife and kids going to find community and form a big family while they wait for the jail to be rebuilt? Will none of this even matter a tiny bit by the end? Will Jules blow Jason's mind when he informs him that Rod from "The Signal" is in this? Tune in! Rate, review, subscribe, but also about reviewing, go to Apple Podcasts and review it there and pick a movie for us to cover. Or not. It'd be cool though.