What Could Go Wrong?

All good things must come to an end. The same holds true with this podcast.

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Why should you listen to this episode? Because it's there.

We're gonna sock it to you about socks!

Sometimes you just need your space, and we understand that.

We tried to shine a light on what could go wrong with eclipses, but the moon got in the way.

You have to be prepared: they happen every year until they don't.

Come out of your shell and listen to this episode!

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes.

This week we talk about doors. You might call it a jamb session.

This week we talk about magazines and all the issues they have.

We swing for the fences again, this time metaphorically.

We could go on and on and on and on and on and on about drones.

The dangers and worries of the ocean are far greater than we learned from the documentary seaQuestDSV.

Sometimes we feel a little rusty at this, but this week we connect the links about what could go wrong with chains. Listener discretion is advised, because we talk about chainsaw injuries a little bit and that's kind of gross.

Sure, you could turn this episode up when you tried to listen it, but then you'd be buying into the game the knobs want you to play.

If you listen to this episode exactly one year after its air date, then your timeline will collapse and this version of reality will never have existed. So clear you will not do that. Otherwise this episode wouldn't be here for your listening pleasure.

Save this episode for a cold rainy day, and then wear a blanket and an umbrella because it is literally about what could go wrong with coats and you shouldn't rely on coats while listening to it. Tempting fate, and all that.

We were feeling pretty flush when we decided to tell you about plumbing, but now we're just drained.

Cell Phones are the most destructive piece of modern technology ever known since whatever was the previous most destructive piece of modern technology ever known. Digital watches? Lava Lamps? Doesn't matter. Cell Phones are where it's at now, in terms of scary bad thing tech.

We don't mean to needle you about it, but we have some concerns about tattoos.

We'll guide you to our conclusions about how bad tours can be.

In this episode we unlock the hidden dangers of keys.

You can't see it, because audio, but we got all dolled up to record this episode.

We worked so hard on this episode, we were burning the candle at both ends. Don't do that. There's so much wax and it burns.

Listen to this episode if you want to know all the reasons to tell hiking to take a hike.

This week we talk about the ways that concerts can hit a sour note.

We were on tenterhooks when we were contemplating What Could Go Wrong With Tents. Things got pretty intense. Not gonna lie. Also, check out tent caterpillars and how disgusting they are.

We worked on this episode all night long and it's fine we're not even tired at all we hope you like it YOU DO LIKE THIS EPISODE DON'T YOU IT IS VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU LIKE IT WE WORKED SO HARD ON IT AND WE'LL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN

This week we talk turkey! listens to headset Just a moment, I'm getting reports that we do not actually talk about turkeys. But we do talk about birds. And a pigeon that is a spy!

Another example of how something meant for kids is full of problems, danger, and peril.

When everything goes well with a piercing, you have voluntarily put a piece of metal through your skin. It goes downhill pretty gee dee quick.

Previously, on Episode 119, What Could Go Wrong With Cameras, we asked our ghost audience to reach out to us. YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED NEXT!!!

Listen, just because society forces us to wear pants if we go out in public doesn't mean we have to ignore the perils and dangers they pose.

You may primp & preen, but did you know that means you court disaster? You did? Okay, carry on then.

If music be the food of love, play on; give me excess of it, that, surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. If it's got a beat and you can dance to it, even better, but you might throw out your back or something.

What price are you willing to pay to be fashionable? Would you pay that price with your neck? What are you, some kind of neck millionaire?

Capitalism is the worst, obviously, but if you ever need to get that personal touch from the invisible hand, talk to a scalper.

A picture is worth a thousand words, and sometimes the thousand words are just endless screaming.

Our cup runneth over with all the stuff that can goeth wrong with cups.

Scars are where you healed good enough, mostly. We talk about how scars happen, what they look like, and Jeremiah accidentally runs his mouth off about scars from abuse, so be careful if that isn't something you want to hear about.

If I could put time in a bottle that would be a horrible idea because bottles are nothing but problems.

It's not like summer is anyone's favorite season, right?

It's probably best if you just skip this description and go straight to the episode. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

We could have let our hair down for this episode but it would have been super dangerous.

We dive right into a topic that leaves many people all wet.

Maps paused in their efforts to confuse everyone ever long enough for Krissy, Jeff, and Jeremiah to meet up in Portland, Oregon. Thank goodness no one accidentally went to one of the other Portlands!

The WCGW Team got around a table at one location in physical space and discussed cheese.

Focus. You'll see pretty quickly what we're talking about here.