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More from the olympic in this episode. C'mon.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/yogurtboys)

We welcome back 4th Mike and begin the show with a family friendly disclaimer.  The olympics have us re-examining some shot putters.  We discover the most expensive AI sex bots.  Then we all tell short stories of recent events.  Stay frothy.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/yogurtboys)

Late upload.  We discuss plans for the future podcast still greasing the wheels of the old car or whatever the expression is.  Stay tuned for better content.  Love ya'll.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/yogurtboys)

Fourth Mike is back from his mission trip and he brings back the trashiest thing we've done bit.  We also talk about the first dog on TV and in movies. Rin Tin TinStory time includesShooting in Jackson county, Ohio.  Two Farmers. Ikea Juneteenth cookout.Join us here, hopefully, once a week!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/yogurtboys)

This one is filled with lots of great and fantastic information on various subjects that would enthrall the minds of many.  Immerse yourself in the vast and deep schmooze of The Yogurt Boys.   Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/yogurtboys)

Would you like the episode spoiled by a description?  Or would you rather listen to the episode?  Well the decision has been made for you.  It's a funny light hearted episode, check it out.Love, YGRTSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/yogurtboys)

Spooky story intro by Dakota.  Give it up.  We are doing a terrible job at being consistent, but hopefully you enjoy listening.  Not much of a description here, you're just going to have to listen and decide for yourself what's going on.  Maybe one day we'll get back in to the swing of things.  Stay tuned please.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/yogurtboys)

Here's a quick episode for you.  Everyone is tired, it's very early.  Few news stories and some banter.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/yogurtboys)

This episode we have a few to drink and plan a camping trip.  Enter to win a guest spot on the trip by either emailing us or adding us on instagram and sending us a direct message.  Stay safe out there.  Sincerely, Yogurt Boys.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/yogurtboys)

This episode we talk about stuff.  Listen to it.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/yogurtboys)

Yogurt Boys have been going through as of late.  In this episode we discuss a little bit about what's been going on.  Topics of conversation include, but not limited to, tiny teenus, scat talk, vomiting, accidental mother exposure, and more.  It's a little gross and personal, but you're sure to grow closer to us.  Try to catch new episodes every Tuesday.  Thanks for your patronage.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/yogurtboys)

In this episode we welcome two of our fans on the show.  They share a mic, mind the quality.  Cody has a new parody song of Dido's Thank You, that he's been waiting to share.  That gets us talking about the big star Preston Lacy and what it would be like to see his stand up.  Naturally, we migrate to rule 34 to see what's on the James Cameron's Avatar page.  Later in the show we do some short parodies of The Killers songs and talk about some whacky news stories.  If you like the show look us up on instagram and send us a message.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/yogurtboys)

In this ep. we start out with some promotions and minor difficulties. That leads us to talk about some different artists from Bruce Springsteen to R. Kelly. Fourth Mic confuses Meatwad with Meatloaf, which sort of resembles Susan Boyle. Then we find out how long it takes to sail across the Atlantic. We continue to talk about boats and fun facts about giant manta rays and whales. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/yogurtboys)

We are back and trying to stay consistent. In today's episode we talk about how the snow is affecting us from the pile up on I-35 to murdering your neighbor or just keeping up those Christmas decorations for too long. Then we take a trip to a trashy neighborhood in Mason and watch out for Kaleb Mencia, he's stealing jokes. Closing out the episode we do some classic Star Wars parodies.Catch us next Monday (hopefully) for the next episode of Getting Cultured: States Edition.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/yogurtboys)

We’re back with another Getting Cultured States Edition. We start out with some bidet tips and tricks and fourth mic gives us a couple of “scenarios.” We also coin the nickname Dirty K after Scoots favorite vodka and talk about some of the trashy things we’ve done throughout the week. Getting Cultured States Edition @ 27minLinks:4th Mike Maine:Paul Bunyansteve cochran jr maine bodybuilderMatthew CushingDylan Oklahoma:Bill GoldbergBlake GriffinChuck NorrisDakota Wyoming:Harrison FordNate MarquardtJosh AllenKaleb Vermont:Steve Wisniewski Mat FraserJeremy Kimballobscurevermont.com › tag › patch-...Patch Hollow Massacre – Obscure Vermonten.m.wikipedia.org › wiki › PhishPhish - WikipediaSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/yogurtboys)

Dakotas Back! The gangs back together and they’re back at it. The boys do a little Covid absence recap news and get straight in to weird pooper talk, and a guy named Boots. Then Dakota leads a charge into off-color internet fantasies and cats, which somehow turns into a pressing conversation about WWE and skateboarding. Enjoy!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/yogurtboys)

Covid is back at it. The boys took a break because Kaleb got Covid, and Dakota is on 3rds now, but they are back at it and coming in strong. They start off with a little pandemic origin stories, that quickly digresses to beastiality. Then the boys go into detail about drinking on the job and they discover some of the funniest names people have been born with. The episode comes to close with some Snapchat map searches and some science talk. Thanks for being patient. Enjoy! Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/yogurtboys)

On this weeks episode of YGRT the boys do a little taste testing, and try some gluhwein, and baklava. They get into the intricacies of the differences between and charts and diagrams, and they discuss pursuing the greatest cross promotion merchandise money could buy. The boys then do a character piece for a new church in Minnesota. It’s exactly what you want it to be. We promise. The episode ends off with the announcement and choosing of states for our second installment of Getting Cultured: States Edition. Enjoy!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/yogurtboys)

On this weeks episode of YGRT the boys recap the Tyson fight and watch some of his greatest moments outside of the ring. They then transition into hecklers and our favorite ones from the past, including Big Jay Oakerson’s infamous stage dive. That is followed up with the newest segment, Garbage of the Week. Finally we revisit our oldest but greatest segment, Getting Cultured, but this time we do States! It’s a blast, hope you enjoy.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/yogurtboys)

YGRT comes in with a little bit of Jesus talk, and of course they follow that up with a story about the Brazilian President using slurs. Fourth Mic has some questions for us, which spawns a new weekly trash segment. Then the boys talk about Tony King and the USS INDIANAPOLIS. The YGRT boys end off with an announcement of the long awaited return of Getting Cultured but this time with States! Thanks for listening!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/yogurtboys)

This week on YGRT, Kaleb starts off with a little talk about his favorite new masturbatory tool the Quickshot. Fleshlight Quickshot is a cheap masturbatory tool. They then pay an homage to Alex Trebek and of course an argument about who the best game show hosts are breaks out. Fourth mic comes at us with a (late) Halloween special and in classic YGRT fashion we get off on a tangent about finances halfway through it. Enjoy!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/yogurtboys)

This week the YoGuRT Boys come in with a little political slander, that quickly turns into a homoerotic theoretical. They then get into a series of semi-heated argument about the smartest breeds of animals, content creators and how much money they make, and their favorite and least favorite comedians and podcasters. They follow that with some of the sweetest bits of lyrical genius you’re ever to hear, and that’s the show, people.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/yogurtboys)

We talk about our lives falling apart, we talk about the rules of racism, and prove that all Jews We talk about rock climbing and Alex Honnold. We talk about food yet again, and jobs that have fired us very fast.The Yogurt Boys start off with a little chicken little-esque conversation about their lives, and then they play a little game with Jewish businessmen that ends exactly how you think it will. They end up talking about rock climbing and Alex Honnold, and obviously that transitions to more fat food talk, for the third episode in a row. The episode ends off with some quick turnover job stories, and chiropractic convos. We’re all over the place this week. Enjoy! Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/yogurtboys)

On this weeks episode of YGRT, the boys start off with a quick shoutout to Texas, and that quickly turns into conversations about polygons, and racist grandparents. They see what Turtle Man has been up to, and then discuss the implications of horse cops. They end the ep with some night terror stories and some videos you won’t be able to follow. Yeah, it’s all over the place, but it’s REAL. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/yogurtboys)

On this weeks episode of YGRT, we come in hot with a bunch of fat food talk. Dakota gives us his latest hymnal, and meme, and we go over the death of the late great DMX. We go over African mines ran by woman, reused condoms, and Ol’ St Rogies.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/yogurtboys)

Busy with new things. Descriptions slipping bare with us.We've got a new 4th mic joining us today and we talk about some articles we found.Selfie with Cow345,000 CondomsSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/yogurtboys)

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The Yogurt Boys jump in spicy this week, with some panis talk, we discover the wide world of penis art, and we touch on the subject of Ron Jeremy, much like he did inappropriately to dozens of women. They surprise you yet again with a little semi-political discussion about America's Most Hated Child. We follow that up with our fourth edition of Getting Cultured! Listen to the prior episodes, if this tickles your fancy! SPOILERS/LINKS BELOWKalebNishimwe NaomieJay RwandaSweet DreamsSuck On That HitlerDylanKeira KnightleyKit HarringtonThis Guy FawkesAwryt MateDakotaBruna Rangel LimaMarlon TeixeiraLittle Saint BrazilCarandiruFourth MicAlejandra TrevinoZamir SierraWatch The BallsGet A Sina-load Of ThisSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/yogurtboys)

This weeks episode is short but sweet. Kaleb, unlike Dakota, came prepared with a few news articles to go over. Chad Little uses Bud Light to save his business, NYU turns back the clock, and Detroit fails another loyal citizen. Check us out next week for the 4th episode of Getting Cultured, and stay on the lookout for our OnlyFans coming soon!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/yogurtboys)

Find what you love and f**k it. Kaleb gets into a little bit of space science, and Dakota crash dives into the surface of a joke. We then jump straight into Getting Cultured. SPOILERS BELOWDakotaTarik KaljanacMail Order BridesBosnian FactoidsArchduke FerdidandyDylanAnei DutNyakim GatwechDeath and DyingCrossdress For SuccessKalebValeriu GutuXenia DeliGypsy Hill/Gypsy KingYou're Gonna Need A Bigger BankAlexFahad AlkubaisiRoqaya Al ThaniLauren RIPThumbs Up YoursSupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/yogurtboys)

On this weeks episode of YGRT, Kaleb tells a story about his first step towards stardom, and then bombs a couple jokes, Dylan tells us about his close encounters with the maintenance man, and we impersonate a couple of Correctional Officers. Fourth Mic comes back strong with another episode of Beast Wars. Fourth Mic created theoretical fights that are exactly what you were looking for. SPOILERS AND LINKS BELOWJohn Wilkes BoothAbe Lincoln FucksAbe Meme1Abe Meme2PrinceMicheal JacksonBlack DoctorsRule34.JergenRule34.LarrySupport the show (https://www.patreon.com/yogurtboys)

On this weeks episode we open with a little Marc Rebillet, Kaleb mis-quotes Rockso, and we go over the craziness of Spina Bifida and Lila Hart. We discuss our weekend adventures, and then jump straight into Getting Cultured! Dylan:Ana ZubishviliSerge RigvavaGeorgian MafiaGeorgian TraditionKaleb:Duckie ThotSenegalese African WrestlersHissène HabréTamkharet(Senegalese Halloween)Fourth Mic:NabilaEric FitNgarbuh MassacreCameroon Marriage TraditionDakota:Albanian FactsGive us a five star rating on iTunes!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/yogurtboys)

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The YoGuRT boys start this week out with some sketchy Cockney accents, a reference to old comedy, and make some dick debts. We spend about an hour going over our new segment: Getting Cultured. We all were given a random country to research at the end of last weeks episode, and we spent portions of the week researching topics. We do Hottest Man/Woman, Craziest Crime, and Unique Culture/Tradition. We give each other grades based on results and the winner moves on to the Finals in a few episodes. Come learn some stuff with us!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/yogurtboys)

The Yogurt Boys come in with a lot of energy today. Dakota comes to the studio hot and loaded, looking like a homeless man. His balls and tits were out for Christ' sake. They go over the Boys' weekly shenanigans, Kaleb throats a banana, and Fourth Mic takes a couple lashings. We watch Steve Harvey get the wildest answer on Family Feud, and we discuss the efficacy of sponge intercourse. We cover Cleveland Brown, the Washington Redskins, and COVID masks as well, for a bit of political remark. YGRT finishes up with an announcement about a new weekly segment! Check it out!Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/yogurtboys)

Weird intros, dumb nicknames, paying for sex, contract sex, and the intricacies of porn categories, are all topics we cover in this weeks episode. Dakota gives us the five levels of drunk, and we discuss the most unfortunate places we've ever clogged a toilet. Listen, lets be honest, this episode involves a lot of poop and sex, but ITS FUNNY. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/yogurtboys)

This weeks episode starts a little rough. We talk about Jizzlane Maxwell and other celebrities with sexual names, we discuss what we would do if crazy white people held a gun to our faces, and prison reality television. Dakota gets in his feels, and Fourth Mic goes into detail about his clueless relatives and Barstool Sports newest progressive podcast.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/yogurtboys)

On last weeks episode coming to you this week, we give you a nice mental image of 10 Year old Dylan at a Backstreet Boys concert, Dakota and his dad's truck, and a woman who resembles the letter P. We discuss the importance of undershooting and under-delivering, Dakota wins an argument, and Kaleb goes on about some fat food again. We discuss our first physical albums ever owned and polish off the episode with a Father Day dedication. Be sure to subscribe to our Patreon for bonus content including, NSFW topics, freestyles, and everything that didn't make the cut.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/yogurtboys)

On this weeks episode we formally introduce Alex as our fourth guest. We have some theoretical poop talk, discuss our future plans for the podcast, and Dakota hits you with some freestyles while we babble on. Be sure to subscribe to our Patreon for bonus content including, NSFW topics, freestyles, and everything that didn't make the cut.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/yogurtboys)

On today's episode we have our good friend, Alex, on the fourth mic. We discuss celebrities with hate in their hearts, Whalburgers, Kaleb shitting himself twice in one day, throwing up in a Wal-mart, and some of the things we would loot in the end times. Be sure to subscribe to our Patreon for bonus content including, NSFW topics, freestyles, and everything that didn't make the cut.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/yogurtboys)

In this episode we inevitably talk about the horrendous events taking place about half way through the episode, but we also try to keep it light with the usual banter and jokes. We have another friend as a guest and ask a couple, would you rather questions. Be sure to subscribe to our Patreon for bonus content including, NSFW topics, freestyles, and everything that didn't make the cut.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/yogurtboys)

Today we open up with some fun banter as usual. We try adding some live music to the mix and for the main theme we look in to some tragedies that occur on or around Memorial Day. Be sure to subscribe to our Patreon for bonus content including, NSFW topics, freestyles, and everything that didn't make the cut.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/yogurtboys)

Today we go over why I may have for sure fractured my arm. There's a lot of fun banter between a group of friends who have a suppressed mutual hatred for each other. Be sure to subscribe to our Patreon for bonus content including, NSFW topics, freestyles, and everything that didn't make the cut.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/yogurtboys)

Happy Mother's Day from the Yogurt Boys. In today's episode we check out some cases of filicide and the mother's that committed the atrocious act. We also have our friend Alex here to join in on the fun. Have a wonderful day, love yourself and others. Be sure to subscribe to our Patreon for bonus content including, NSFW topics, freestyles, and everything that didn't make the cut. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/yogurtboys)

In today's episode we talk about a lot of different subjects that include being helpless, Hillary Clinton's big fat ass, if we could survive Naked and Afraid, shooting guns at a river and also finding them at a river. Dylan learns what pant suits are and tries to order one. Be sure to subscribe to our Patreon for bonus content including, NSFW topics, freestyles, and everything that didn't make the cut. Join us next week, Sunday evening.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/yogurtboys)

Today's episode we talk a little more about the pandemic and how it's effecting jobs. We also mention LEGOs and go through what a breast enlargement procedure looks like. Check out the youtube video to follow along. Be sure to subscribe to our Patreon for bonus content including, NSFW topics, freestyles, and everything that didn't make the cut.Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/yogurtboys)

Be sure to check out the video with our dumb faces on Youtube and excuse the audio problems. Due to the virus we have decided to limit contact with each other and do the pod over Zoom. Our host Dakota drops out halfway because his phone dies and the sound quality for him isn't great, but dammit, the boys are here for you. Be sure to subscribe to our Patreon for bonus content including, NSFW topics, freestyles, and everything that didn't make the cut. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/yogurtboys)

Today's episode opens with a special song we've been working on. After that we panic more about the pandemic, but also go over some of the not so scary facts. Let us know if you like the song, we'll release it on Patreon soon. Be sure to subscribe to our Patreon for bonus content including, NSFW topics, freestyles, and everything that didn't make the cut. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/yogurtboys)

Today's episode we start out with the fuck, marry, kill game. After that we try a new segment that should be reoccurring where we choose a category and list our top 5 (or 3). We also have a guest on named, Ryan. Be sure to subscribe to our Patreon for bonus content including, NSFW topics, freestyles, and everything that didn't make the cut. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/yogurtboys)

In this episode we talk about drugs and how meth can cure influenza or even the dreaded coronavirus (COVID-19). After that we watch a couple videos on huffing. Then we end with Kenneth Pinyan, better known as Mr. Hands. Be sure to subscribe to our Patreon for bonus content including, NSFW topics, freestyles, and everything that didn't make the cut. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/yogurtboys)