Podcast appearances and mentions of annie craton

Outdiana was just the beginning. Featuring Claire Mulkerin, Jake Mason, Tanner Vogelgesang, Annie Craton, and Riley Hopkins. Edited by Claire Mulkerin. Logo by Ann McShane and Christina Woods. Our opening theme song is performed by Hashme Lloyd (soundcloud.com/whlsm), Samantha Bower (fiverr.com/amandapower), and Kylee Brielle (fiverr.com/kyleebrielle), and our closing theme is performed by Nice Wizard (soundcloud.com/nicewizard).  Our digimon analyzer music is Nowhere Land, by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com), licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0). Our opening recap and digi-modify themes are by Hashme Lloyd. The game system we're using is Digidice, created by Claire Mulkerin. Find it at clairemulkerin.itch.io You can support Claire and join her Discord by becoming a member of the Claire Makes Art Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/clairemakesart Find us on Bluesky or Tumblr, where we are @BinaryBreak, or send an email to digimonbinarybreak@gmail.com Content warning: depression, fungus/spore based horror, psychological horror, mind control, gaslighting, bloodless fantasy violence (stabbing and beheading), betrayal

Our heroes meet a bird. Featuring Claire Mulkerin, Jake Mason, Tanner Vogelgesang, and Annie Craton. Edited by Claire Mulkerin. Logo by Ann McShane and Christina Woods. Our opening theme song is performed by Hashme Lloyd (soundcloud.com/whlsm), Samantha Bower (fiverr.com/amandapower), and Kylee Brielle (fiverr.com/kyleebrielle), and our closing theme is performed by Nice Wizard (soundcloud.com/nicewizard).  Our digimon analyzer music is Nowhere Land, by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com), licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0). Our opening recap and digi-modify themes are by Hashme Lloyd. The game system we're using is Digidice, created by Claire Mulkerin. Find it at clairemulkerin.itch.io You can support Claire and join her Discord by becoming a member of the Claire Makes Art Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/clairemakesart Find us on Bluesky or Tumblr, where we are @BinaryBreak, or send an email to digimonbinarybreak@gmail.com Content warning: depression, fungus/spore based horror, psychological horror, mind control

A successful mission. A prisoner in captivity. The battle may be over, but the drama is just beginning. Featuring Claire Mulkerin, Jake Mason, Tanner Vogelgesang, and Annie Craton. Edited by Claire Mulkerin. Logo by Ann McShane and Christina Woods. Our opening theme song is performed by Hashme Lloyd (soundcloud.com/whlsm), Samantha Bower (fiverr.com/amandapower), and Kylee Brielle (fiverr.com/kyleebrielle), and our closing theme is performed by Nice Wizard (soundcloud.com/nicewizard).  Our digimon analyzer music is Nowhere Land, by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com), licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0). Our opening recap and digi-modify themes are by Hashme Lloyd. The game system we're using is Digidice, created by Claire Mulkerin. Find it at clairemulkerin.itch.io You can support Claire and join her Discord by becoming a member of the Claire Makes Art Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/clairemakesart Find us on Bluesky or Tumblr, where we are @BinaryBreak, or send an email to digimonbinarybreak@gmail.com Content warning: Kidnapping, non-consensual bondage, body horror, allusions to death, angry teens fighting, negative self-talk/thought distortions

Crimes are committed. Pies are eaten. Someone finally opens up. Featuring Claire Mulkerin, Jake Mason, Tanner Vogelgesang, and Annie Craton. Edited by Claire Mulkerin. Logo by Ann McShane and Christina Woods. Our opening theme song is performed by Hashme Lloyd (soundcloud.com/whlsm), Samantha Bower (fiverr.com/amandapower), and Kylee Brielle (fiverr.com/kyleebrielle), and our closing theme is performed by Nice Wizard (soundcloud.com/nicewizard).  Our digimon analyzer music is Nowhere Land, by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com), licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0). Our opening recap and digi-modify themes are by Hashme Lloyd. The game system we're using is Digidice, created by Claire Mulkerin. Find it at clairemulkerin.itch.io You can support Claire and join her Discord by becoming a member of the Claire Makes Art Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/clairemakesart Find us on Bluesky or Tumblr, where we are @BinaryBreak, or send an email to digimonbinarybreak@gmail.com Content warning: guns, terrorism, depression/self-hatred, body horror, bondage/torture, vore?

This enormous episode is guaranteed to make you go super saiyan! Now, will it be with shock? Outrage? Sheer overwhelming horniness? You'll have to listen to find out! We cover the sexual prowess of characters from the length, breadth, and width of Dragon Ball, in search of the median, zenith, and nadir of bedroom performance. The list of characters was so vast and series spanning, we broke our previous power levels and went to 23!  Join four intrepid kamehamehos, Annie Craton, James D'Amato, Chris Sims, and MeganBob, as they absolutely smash their way through everyone Akira Toriyama created. Along the way, MeganBob learns how many of the character names are food puns, Chris Sims is Correct, and we all question whether or not Goku knows where babies come from.  Hit download and break out the Senzu beans, because you're going to need it to keep up your strength to make it through this classic anime f*ckfest!  Hard Choices on Patreon Instagram: hardchoicespod Twitter: @hardchoicespod Bluesky: @hardchoicespodcast.bsky.social MeganBob's OnlyFans: onlyfans.com/meganbob Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!):   https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/funk-me  License code: PY3X4XBA59ZDUAVZ https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/funky-junk  License code: KIXMIV9S2VDVUHLW   https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/the-gentleman  License code: UWXG3BXPCASTYIHY   https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/lets-get-it  License code: MGTNINNDEXYJBAZQ   https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/high-life  License code: GE9B1XIV9R1VKMML   https://uppbeat.io/t/doug-organ/boogie-time  License code: QOVELAYOE1SDZQ4Y   https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/the-brighton-bop  License code: VWDJ4C60GOAIPACW   https://uppbeat.io/t/jonny-boyle/jazzed  License code: AVN7XPXUBHDBHFAM   https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/wake-me-up  License code: SPHCZLRSPZNRUK7R   https://uppbeat.io/t/walz/redcar-jazz  License code: A0MVEEBKYDDJ0EQY https://uppbeat.io/t/sonda/rock-it  License code: QFNICKIQJYO3DCZO

This roadside motel seems like the ideal place to kill some time until Leomon gets back. He is coming back, right? Featuring Claire Mulkerin, Jake Mason, Tanner Vogelgesang, and Annie Craton. Listen to Cliff's mixtape here: (https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_x7ZEuepqJRL1WEgWTDAoxU14yND-Gmh&si=E8mK-DUqCRqp6Y-m) Edited by Claire Mulkerin. Logo by Ann McShane and Christina Woods. Our opening theme song is performed by Hashme Lloyd (soundcloud.com/whlsm), Samantha Bower (fiverr.com/amandapower), and Kylee Brielle (fiverr.com/kyleebrielle), and our closing theme is performed by Nice Wizard (soundcloud.com/nicewizard).  Our digimon analyzer music is Nowhere Land, by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com), licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0). Our opening recap and digi-modify themes are by Hashme Lloyd. The game system we're using is Digidice, created by Claire Mulkerin. Find it at clairemulkerin.itch.io You can support Claire and join her Discord by becoming a member of the Claire Makes Art Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/clairemakesart Find us on Twitter, Bluesky, or Tumblr, where we are @BinaryBreak, or send an email to digimonbinarybreak@gmail.com Content warning: Discussion of missing/presumed dead children, homophobia, police violence

Now that they've escaped the city walls, will our heroes be safe from the long claws of the law? Given the title of this episode, probably not. Featuring Claire Mulkerin, Jake Mason, Tanner Vogelgesang, and Annie Craton. Edited by Claire Mulkerin. Logo by Ann McShane and Christina Woods. Our opening theme song is performed by Hashme Lloyd (soundcloud.com/whlsm), Samantha Bower (fiverr.com/amandapower), and Kylee Brielle (fiverr.com/kyleebrielle), and our closing theme is performed by Nice Wizard (soundcloud.com/nicewizard).  Our digimon analyzer music is Nowhere Land, by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com), licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0). Our opening recap and digi-modify themes are by Hashme Lloyd. The game system we're using is Digidice, created by Claire Mulkerin. Find it at clairemulkerin.itch.io You can support Claire and join her Discord by becoming a member of the Claire Makes Art Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/clairemakesart Find us on Twitter, Bluesky, or Tumblr, where we are @BinaryBreak, or send an email to digimonbinarybreak@gmail.com

Countless creatures call Witchwood home, but witch are friends and which are foes? And does anyone else hear sirens? No? Just me? Cool. Featuring Claire Mulkerin, Jake Mason, Tanner Vogelgesang, and Annie Craton. Edited by Claire Mulkerin. Logo by Ann McShane and Christina Woods. Our opening theme song is performed by Hashme Lloyd (soundcloud.com/whlsm), Samantha Bower (fiverr.com/amandapower), and Kylee Brielle (fiverr.com/kyleebrielle), and our closing theme is performed by Nice Wizard (soundcloud.com/nicewizard).  Our digimon analyzer music is Nowhere Land, by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com), licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0). Our opening recap, dark digivolution, and digi-modify themes are by Hashme Lloyd. The game system we're using is Digidice, created by Claire Mulkerin. Find it at clairemulkerin.itch.io You can support Claire and join her Discord by becoming a member of the Claire Makes Art Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/clairemakesart Find us on Twitter, Bluesky, or Tumblr, where we are @BinaryBreak, or send an email to digimonbinarybreak@gmail.com

We find ourselves once more in the Digital World, but this time, things are a little different. Featuring Claire Mulkerin, Jake Mason, Tanner Vogelgesang, and Annie Craton. Edited by Claire Mulkerin. Logo by Ann McShane and Christina Woods. Our opening theme song is performed by Hashme Lloyd (soundcloud.com/whlsm), Samantha Bower (fiverr.com/amandapower), and Kylee Brielle (fiverr.com/kyleebrielle), and our closing theme is performed by Nice Wizard (soundcloud.com/nicewizard).  Our digimon analyzer music is Nowhere Land, by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com), licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0). Our opening recap, dark digivolution, and digi-modify themes are by Hashme Lloyd. The game system we're using is Digidice, created by Claire Mulkerin. Find it at clairemulkerin.itch.io You can support Claire and join her Discord by becoming a member of the Claire Makes Art Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/clairemakesart Find us on Twitter, Bluesky, or Tumblr, where we are @BinaryBreak, or send an email to digimonbinarybreak@gmail.com Patch Notes for Digital World OS v2.6.144: -Quarantined malicious mycelium -Adjusted sunlight color for reduced Eye strain -Streamlined incarceration user experience -Citizen loyalty increased 10% Content warning: fascism, capitalist hellscapes, body horror, mental illness/memory loss

A new story begins. The episode was edited by Claire Mulkerin. The Binary Break logo is designed by Ann McShane and Christina Woods. Our opening theme song is performed by Hashme Lloyd (https://soundcloud.com/whlsm), Samantha Bower (https://www.fiverr.com/amandapower), and Kylee Brielle (https://www.fiverr.com/kyleebrielle), and our closing theme is performed by Nice Wizard (https://soundcloud.com/nicewizard). The alternate intro song we used this week was "Like a Child" by Hashme Lloyd. The game system we're using is Digidice, created by Claire Mulkerin. Find it at clairemulkerin.itch.io You can support Claire and join her Discord by becoming a member of the Claire Makes Art Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/clairemakesart Find us on Twitter, Bluesky, or Tumblr, where we are @BinaryBreak, or send an email to digimonbinarybreak@gmail.com Featuring Claire Mulkerin, Jake Mason, Tanner Vogelgesang, and Annie Craton. Content warning: Family dysfunction/arguments, discussion of missing/presumed dead children, homophobia.

This is the end, kids. No season three for you. And yet, a fourth season approaches for us all... Andrew and Riley of "The Podcasts Mines" fame can be found @cohostsherms.bsky.social and @badfuckinpodcasts.com respectively. Annie Craton of "Crooked Russian Cam" fame can be found @anniezard.bsky.social. The ending theme remix was made by Bean on YouTube. If you want to contact us we can be found at loserlikemepod@gmail.com, or @loserlikemepod.bsky.social on Blue Sky. Tanner can be found there @SparkyUpstart, and Christina @CWoodsArt. Check out the Corner Pod Net Discord here: https://discord.gg/Hf8Y2yEJPe.

Bad Choices is coming for you on Saturday, April 20th at 5PM PT and it's coming hard! As a result of all the Bad Choices hullabaloo, among other things, MeganBob couldn't pull together an episode for April in time, but this is two gems from the Patreon feed featuring Bad Choices co-hosts Annie Craton and Dan Mulkerin.  Click HERE to register for Bad Choices so you don't miss one second of the action! Believe me, you'll be glad you did. Can you afford to miss James D'Amato doing a Zorak impression after a few drinks? Can you afford to miss any of us moaning about Jabberjaw or how much we want Yogi Bear to rifle through our pic-a-nic baskets? I feel like the answer is a resounding no.  Patrons at the $4.20+ get to join in the Bad Choices fun on 4/20! Patrons at all levels get access to the replay and to the podcast version of this unholy event. All patrons are going to be issued a Sex Bingo card to play along during Bad Choices and see if they win a prize! The prize has yet to be determined and may be something highly cursed, highly sexy, or just plain weird. It depends on how drunk we are by the end of the show, really.  Desperate to know who we're talking about on Saturday, April 20th?  Dastardly and Muttley in Their Flying Machines: Dick Dastardly and Muttley The Flintsones: Barney Rubble The Flintstones: Betty Rubble The Jetsons: Rosie Wacky Races: Penelope Pitstop  Space Ghost: Zorak Captain Planet: Doctor Blight The Yogi Bear Show: Yogi Bear The Huckleberry Hound Show: Huckleberry Hound Jabberjaw: Jabberjaw  Casper and the Angels: Space Officer Maxi Hong Kong Phooey: Hong Kong Phooey The Powerpuff Girls: Ms. Bellum Moby Dick and the Mighty Mightor: Serpent Queen Inch High, Private Eye: Inch High Things are going to get buckwild, folks. Strap in.  Hard Choices on Patreon Instagram: hardchoicespod TikTok: @hardchoicespod Twitter: @hardchoicespod Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!):   https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/funk-me  License code: PY3X4XBA59ZDUAVZ

Hard Choices swept through all of the 80's cartoons you know and love to select the cream of the crop (and Allo from Dinosaucers) to make sure that this episode is peak after peak. You can expect Big Feels aplenty from Hub, Annie Craton, Meganbob, and host, Kris Newton, as they get vocal about Cobra Commander, Master Splinter, Gadget, and Krang. Never has a group of characters cried out so powerfully for us to ask "how good is the sex and what is it like?" and we can promise that you'll get some answers that will make you gasp, laugh, and maybe even rush to AO3 for a fanfic fix.  The video of the panel, slideshow, and individual rankings are publicly available on Patreon! Check it out here to see our adorable faces! Video and audio of the panel was recorded live at Rose City Comic Con 2023, courtesy of Derek Conrad of the Bugs Need Heroes podcast. Check it out here! "Hottest Female up in Whoville" can be found here! Check out Hard Choices on social media and on Patreon for news from every corner of MeganBob's boner empire! Hard Choices on Patreon Instagram: hardchoicespod TikTok: @hardchoicespod Twitter: @hardchoicespod Gmail: hardchoicespod@gmail.com Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!):   https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/funk-me  License code: PY3X4XBA59ZDUAVZ https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/funky-junk  License code: KIXMIV9S2VDVUHLW   https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/the-gentleman  License code: UWXG3BXPCASTYIHY   https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/lets-get-it  License code: MGTNINNDEXYJBAZQ   https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/high-life  License code: GE9B1XIV9R1VKMML   https://uppbeat.io/t/doug-organ/boogie-time  License code: QOVELAYOE1SDZQ4Y   https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/the-brighton-bop  License code: VWDJ4C60GOAIPACW   https://uppbeat.io/t/jonny-boyle/jazzed  License code: AVN7XPXUBHDBHFAM   https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/wake-me-up  License code: SPHCZLRSPZNRUK7R   https://uppbeat.io/t/walz/redcar-jazz  License code: A0MVEEBKYDDJ0EQY https://uppbeat.io/t/sonda/rock-it  License code: QFNICKIQJYO3DCZO https://uppbeat.io/t/tatami/dust License code: W2S2RPXGLVQIUO8J

December 15th, 1999. Six kids from Columbus, Indiana are looking forward to three weeks off at the end of the semester, but the break that awaits them is going to end up being far longer and far stranger than any of them could imagine. Featuring Claire Mulkerin, Christina Woods, Jake Mason, Sky Ertl, Tanner Vogelgesang, Ann McShane, and Annie Craton. This episode was edited by Claire Mulkerin.  The Binary Break logo is designed by Ann McShane and Christina Woods.  Our theme song is by NiceWizard (https://soundcloud.com/nicewizard), with vocals by Ren Prior-White (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCo1n3cQAzEVw8bmxVDNO7Mw). Find us on Twitter and Tumblr, where we are @BinaryBreak, or send an email to digimonbinarybreak@gmail.com

In 1994, Disney's Gargoyles glided into the preteen hearts of the afternoon cartoon crowd, appealing to us in ways we wouldn't fully comprehend for years to come: its borrowings from Shakespeare, for example, and the unfamiliar yearning that Demona's loincloth made us feel. Nearly thirty years later, we are no longer children, and we have put away childish things in favor of podcasts about childish things. At last, we're ready to engage the undeniable horniness of this 90's cartoon and imagine what a night of passion with a gargoyle (or a Disney Afternoon delight with Elisa Maza) would be like. Get ready for Annie Craton, Kris Newton, Lilian Carlisle, and MeganBob to unleash decades of pent-up thirst for some of their most formative monsterfucks. To sign up for Bad Choices - Square Enix on Saturday, June 24th at 6pm Pacific/9pm Eastern (as well as the preshow, The Squeenix Squabble), either sign up for the Hard Choices Patreon at the $4.20 level to be registered automatically, or buy a ticket direct from the event page by clicking here. Don't forget to use the promo code EGGPLANT for $2 off if you buy before Tuesday, June 20th! Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!):   https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/funk-me  License code: PY3X4XBA59ZDUAVZ https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/funky-junk  License code: KIXMIV9S2VDVUHLW   https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/the-gentleman  License code: UWXG3BXPCASTYIHY   https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/lets-get-it  License code: MGTNINNDEXYJBAZQ   https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/high-life  License code: GE9B1XIV9R1VKMML   https://uppbeat.io/t/doug-organ/boogie-time  License code: QOVELAYOE1SDZQ4Y   https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/the-brighton-bop  License code: VWDJ4C60GOAIPACW   https://uppbeat.io/t/jonny-boyle/jazzed  License code: AVN7XPXUBHDBHFAM   https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/wake-me-up  License code: SPHCZLRSPZNRUK7R   https://uppbeat.io/t/walz/redcar-jazz  License code: A0MVEEBKYDDJ0EQY https://uppbeat.io/t/sonda/rock-it  License code: QFNICKIQJYO3DCZO

You may escape the heart of the underworld, boy, but you will never escape the throbbing heart of horniness! In fact, this might be the horniest episode of Hard Choices ever, as Annie Craton, Claire Mulkerin, and Zadkiel join MeganBob in ranking the fuckability of the gods and legends from Hades, the roguelike from Supergiant Games. They start with the median and work their way down to the nadir, but then the drama aeschylates quickly as they work their way up to the zenith, where each host sings the praises of the Olympian they're most eager to mount. Prepare, you who toil in Tartarus, to pause in your work and spill tears (or other bodily fluids) for this ode to a Grecian urge! We hope you find it.... cathartic. By the way, we have a Patreon! You can support the show and get access to all the behind-the-scenes hilarity and other cool perks! Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/funk-me License code: PY3X4XBA59ZDUAVZ https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/funky-junk License code: KIXMIV9S2VDVUHLW https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/the-gentleman License code: UWXG3BXPCASTYIHY https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/lets-get-it License code: MGTNINNDEXYJBAZQ https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/high-life License code: GE9B1XIV9R1VKMML https://uppbeat.io/t/doug-organ/boogie-time License code: QOVELAYOE1SDZQ4Y https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/the-brighton-bop License code: VWDJ4C60GOAIPACW https://uppbeat.io/t/jonny-boyle/jazzed License code: AVN7XPXUBHDBHFAM https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/wake-me-up License code: SPHCZLRSPZNRUK7R https://uppbeat.io/t/walz/redcar-jazz License code: A0MVEEBKYDDJ0EQY

We have finally arrived at the episode of NXT that originally aired on October 16th, 2014. And that means that we have finally arrived at the official beginning of Sami Zayn's Road to Redemption! So naturally, we brought in Annie Craton of Crooked Russian Cam, because she knows basically nothing about wrestling. And it's a blast. Topics of conversation include: Mysterious wrestling cartoons Wrestling matches as food dishes Team Thicc (sp?) "Hi Becky, I'm gay" The debut of Blue Pants Alex Riley somehow, impossibly, does a good job The New Breed, explained (and shipped) You can find Annie's work here: https://www.crookedrussiancam.horse/ Our theme song is called "Learnbuckle" and it was created by the uniquely talented Rafael Medina, whose work you can and should follow via his Twitter account, @EarthMeauxFaux! You can also follow Miles @mjschneiderman, MeganBob @meganbobness, and the show itself @nxtwrestlingfan. And if you'd like to support the show, check out our Patreon at www.patreon.com/nxtwrestlingfan. Additional music and sound credit to: NewsSting by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4124-newssting  License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Teddy Bear Waltz by Kevin MacLeod https://uppbeat.io/t/kevin-macleod/teddy-bear-waltz License code: JR8YJN7X9BTCYONZ Green Fingers by Richard Rodgers https://uppbeat.io/t/richard-bodgers/green-fingers License code: ZLHSCJFJWJI8IQGL

1999 called and it says "hey babe, remember me?" and yes, yes we do. We remember the exact moment when The Mummy first crashed into our lives and touched us in ways we couldn't yet fully articulate. Rick, Evey, Ardeth, all of them, swept us off our feet and we've stayed swept ever since. This universe has some of the crème de la crème of fuckable characters but it also has some real bad eggs in there too. Annie Craton, Kit Mulkerin, Kam Servo, and MeganBob gathered up 21 characters from The Mummy trilogy and tried to figure out what the true median is and uncover some dark and cursed truths along the way. There are some things that shouldn't be read out loud, it turns out. Tune in to find out who's ready for a cartouche imprint on their ass, who loves shooty boys and yee-haws, and more thoughts about yetis than you'd expect. Hit download and enjoy something with enough passion to raise the dead...and maybe touch their butts. Download, put in your earbuds, offer a prayer to Sobek, and enjoy this ride down the Nile to find what lies at the throbbing heart of horniness. 

In this episode, we prowl the back alleys of London to get to the bottom of one of Andrew Lloyd Webber's defining musicals: Cats. We didn't leave Tom Hooper out of this though, because, for this episode, we're cats too. And you're a cat. We're all cats. No, no, don't look too closely at the CGI, just trust us, you're definitely a cat. Joining us to find the pick of the litter (and indulge in a surprising amount of musical numbers) are Claire Mulkerin, Miles Schneiderman, Annie Craton, and MeganBob! As we weave our way through the dark sidestreets and the musical numbers we try to sniff out if Rum Tum Tugger is all talk. Are we willing to be one of Jennyanydots projects? Can we get Munkustrap to actually talk about himself for a change? And wait, which one is Cassandra again? Hard Choices has been wild before, but this is Hard Choices after we've been hitting the catnip and a little drunk on cream. Find your favorite sunbeam to lounge in, download, and hit play for an unforgettable journey to the Heavyside Layer.  By the way, we have a Patreon! You can support the show and get access to all the behind-the-scenes hilarity and other cool perks! Music from Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/soundroll/funk-me License code: PY3X4XBA59ZDUAVZ https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/funky-junk License code: KIXMIV9S2VDVUHLW https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/the-gentleman License code: UWXG3BXPCASTYIHY https://uppbeat.io/t/all-good-folks/lets-get-it License code: MGTNINNDEXYJBAZQ https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/high-life License code: GE9B1XIV9R1VKMML https://uppbeat.io/t/doug-organ/boogie-time License code: QOVELAYOE1SDZQ4Y https://uppbeat.io/t/hey-pluto/the-brighton-bop License code: VWDJ4C60GOAIPACW  

We're back again with a second ComMoonTary, this time on the episode YOU (or listeners like you) voted for us to discuss--the Rhett Butler episode, aka the one with Zoicite wearing a herd of rats, aka the one with that alleyway scene, aka the one where the fat cat is in love with Luna! Oh Man, this is a good one, and we're joined again by Annie Craton of The Jem Jam podcast to be in awe of it!Send us your commentary on our episode on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

What the--?! Are we delaying ending out series??? Yes, yes we are. Before we end the Sailor Moon series, we're going back to the beginning of it all to do a commentary track for the first episode of the series! Get you Hulu subscription ready and listen along as Jordan and Chris are joined with by Annie Craton of The Jem Jam podcast to talk their way through the origin of our favorite magic girl! Send us your commentary on our episode on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

Co-host of Jemjammer & I Will Fight You Annie Craton is here to discuss Rankin-Bass Christmas specials. Along the way, we discuss the dangers of falling asleep near an elf who wants to be a dentist, the ultimate darkest-timeline fate of becoming a librarian, and a Grant-Morrison-style romp across time & space… but it's a reindeer chasing a baby. Note: on this episode we talk a lot about the recent I Will Fight You episode, which can be found here: https://www.crookedrussiancam.horse/updates/iwfy35Signature Cocktail: the WinterboltMay your hooves be quick, your turns be sharp, and your nose be glowing. 1oz bourbon3/4oz tawny port1/2oz honey1/2oz cream1 egg yolkFreshly grated nutmeg, to garnishCombine all ingredients in a shaker without ice, and dry shake to emulsify. Add ice and shake hard. Strain into a frozen cocktail glass, and garnish with nutmeg. Follow Annie on Twitter at @anniezard, follow the show at @TheMathOfYou, and my wacky adventures at @lokified. If you'd like to be a guest on the show, send an email to themathofyou@gmail.com.If you like the music on the show, go to bit.ly/TheMathOfYou See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

OK, we're all stuck in our homes, so we're getting back on track on this thing! Is it approproate that we're here with an episode about people all going over someone's house? Yeah, let's do this! And we're joined once again by our good friend Annie Craton to dive into it! Send us your self-isolation thoughts on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

It's been a minute, hasn't it? Yeah... first convention season started, then... well, things got crazy and now there's a pnademic... but hey! Here's a chibiside to tide you over! We will be back soon with the regular series, but don't you want to join Chris and our awesome pal Annie Craton in talking about the Sailor Moon roleplaying game? You KNOW you do! Send us your reprimands on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

OH MAN--did you want to see a Sailor Moon slasher movie episode? An episode where the scouts go camping and wind up in a Friday the 13th situation with an undead killer stalking them and their fellow campers? Well, too bad. That's not this, despite some teases. But we're NOT teasing when we say weve got super-friend Annie Craton on the show with us! Send us your camp stories on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

What's that sound? Can you hear it? It sounds like the direct to video sequel to the Ritchie Rich movie. Ah nope. It's just "The Song Of Confusion". Jake and Josh are joined by Anniew from the Jem Jam podcast to talk about this truly outrageous episode. So listen in to hear their toughts on Topsy the elephant, spoiler to the end of Lucy, and for Josh to get a crash course in Jem and the Holograms.Patreon: patreon.com/heyjakeandjosh, Website: MorphinGrid.tumblr.com, Email: littleidiots.morphingrid@gmail.com, Twitter: @morphingrid, Facebook: facebook.com/themorphingridAnnie's on twitter @anniezard and her podcast is @jemjamcast!

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I know what you're thinking. "Guys--you just escaped from SuperS, why on Earth are you doing ANOTHER episode about this god forsaken horse?!?" We're going to attempt to do the impossible--we're going to revamp the season to try to MAKE IT GOOD. That's right--join us and Annie Craton as we attempt to FIX THE HORSE! Send us your revamps of the horse on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

Ever want to talk a lot about a pre-teen girl kissing a horse, but don't want to be caught on the kind of website that would talk about that? Well, it turns out we're doing that on our site, too. We all feel disgusting about it, yes. thankfully, Annie Craton is with us to talk through the trauma of this episode! Send us your personal horse-kiss trauma on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

Oh, great--it's another episode about Chibi and her stupid friends. You were all sick of the actual main Sailor Scouts being too much the center of attention in this show, right? You were hoping to follow much younger characters who are simultaneously more boring an more annoying, yeah? thankfully, delightful friend of the show Annie Craton is back to suffer alongside us! Send us the extent of your pain at watching this season on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

Cohost of Jemjammer and I Will Fight You Annie Craton returns to discuss the Witches of Discworld, focusing on Granny Weatherwax and Tiffany Aching. Along the course of this conversation, we discuss being there for the beginning and ends of things, the importance of old mens' toenails, and how good does not have to be nice.Signature Cocktail: La Vielle HacheOn with the motley. Terry'll appreciate it. And I hear it's good for stomach ailments too.1oz rye whiskey1oz Calvados3/4oz sweet vermouth1 dash Angostura bitters1 dash Peychaud's bittersGreen Chartreuse rinsecherry for garnishCombine rye, calvados, vermouth and bitters in a mixing glass with ice and stir to combine. Pour enough Chartreuse into a rocks glass to coat the inside, then pour out (into your mouth). Stain from the mixing glass into the prepared rocks glass, and garnish was a cherry.Follow Annie on Twitter at @anniezard, follow the show at @TheMathOfYou, and my wacky adventures at @lokified. If you'd like to be a guest on the show, send an email to themathofyou@gmail.com.If you like the music on the show, go to bit.ly/TheMathOfYou See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We’re perpetuating the war on Christmas by skipping A Solstice Carol (because we already talked about it last year) and jumping right into The Xena Scrolls, Chris’s ultimate favorite episode of Xena Warrior Princess! Special guest Annie Craton (@anniezard) returns to help us figure out if this episode is an actual clip show, or just a show with clips. But whatever it is, we know it DID inspire the entire concept of uber fic. And has Ally finally found a replacement for her Lymond obsession? FIND OUT NOW! Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by @barelysushi. The Dan Scrolls by @dancassino. Podcast edited by @allystawk. Support us on patreon at www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness

This week, Chris sits down with Annie Craton of The Jem Jam podcast to rank all the bosses and minibosses of Sailor Moon through Sailor Moon S! Is Jadite the business man of their desires? Will Alan and Ann take rootin their hearts? Will Tomoe teach them how to love? Tell us who your faves are on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

Welcome back to The Home for Wayward OCs! Today's guest is Annie Craton, with her inter-fandom OC Ezra! We talk about middle school fashion, quantum leaps through animation, and Christina reveals a secret of art.Theme: "Violet" by Podington BearEmail: waywardocpod@gmail.comTwitter: @waywardocpod and #waywardocpodChristina: @cwoodsartAnnie: @anniezard and @crcpodcasts, or crookedrussiancam.tumblr.com Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information.

What on Earth is that bootleg-looking garbage there? Is that some Planet Girl, Dollar Store knockoff or some sort? No--it's the so-called "Saban Moon", the Americanized Sailor Moon adaptation that was pitch and, thankfully, stuck down. This week, Chris and Annie Craton talk about this crazy cartoon that never was! Let us know your thoughts on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

Cohost of the Jem Jam and I Will Fight You Annie Craton returns to the Math of You, as does yelling about gay robots in space. Along the course of this conversation, we talk about the correct name for a nitro-burning funny car made from a sarcophagus, unforgivable bullshit in baby clothes, and the pressures of being The Girl One.Signature Cocktail: the FirestarSophisticated, strong and independent, this drink is no one's sidekick. 1.5oz Cognac VSOP3/4oz lemon juice1/2oz honey syrup1/3oz extra dry vermouth1/4oz creme du banane1 dash Angostura bitterscinnamon stick, for garnishCombine ingredients in a shaker with ice, and shake vigourously. Strain into a cocktail glass and garnish with cinnamon stick. Follow Annie on Twitter at @anniezard, follow the show at @TheMathOfYou, and my wacky adventures at @lokified. If you'd like to be a guest on the show, send an email to themathofyou@gmail.com. If you like the music on the show, go to bit.ly/TheMathOfYou See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Of all the episodes to turn upsettingly horny, Chris didn’t think this was going to be the one. Oh, well. This episode marks a return of Marcus, Xena's road not taken. Xena sees firsthand the repercussions of a life of wickedness, and that her acts of good might not actually be enough to redeem her. Also, Hades has a dog skin helmet of invisibility. We're joined by Annie Craton (@anniezard) of podcasts The Jem Jam and I Will Fight You. Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by @barelysushi. The Dan Scrolls by @dancassino. Podcast edited by @allystawk. Support us on patreon at www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness

Podcaster, writer, and cohost of the Jem Jam and I Will Fight You Annie Craton is here to discuss childhood role models and how Skeleton is living his best life. Along the way, we discuss the difference between driven and crotchety, how dragons can live entirely on cherries jubilee, and what, if anything, makes a dog a good dog. Signature Cocktail: the Annie Craton Special It's tougher than the toughies, and smarter than the smarties, and if you're ever given the option, be a dinosaur. 1 cup very strong black tea 1 1/4 oz botanical gin 1 1/4 oz honey mix* 1/2 oz apricot brandy 1/2 oz lemon juice Combine all ingredients in a shaker with ice and shake carefully until combined. Strain into a cocktail glass and serve. Follow Annie on Twitter at @Anniezard, follow the show at @TheMathOfYou, and my wacky adventures at @lokified. If you'd like to be a guest on the show, send an email to themathofyou@gmail.com. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Remember your first kiss? Or perhaps even, remember the first kiss ever, between Adam and Eve? Pretty romantic, right? I know all us trash piles have been saving ourselves for that first kiss with our destined garbage, and this episode is all about that. Once more Annie Craton from The Jem Jam Podcast is here to help us navigate the complicated emotional world of smooching in this crazy life we live. Pucker up!

A whale swimming through space. A lemon bouncing on a violin. Seven milkshakes and two cups of tea. A romantic date with four tagalong guests. These are a few of the mind-bending things you will witness in this week's episode. Thankfully, Annie Craton from The Jem Jam Podcast is back to help us understant the ununderstandable. And DO NOT FORGET, we have a BOB FLOY t-shirt up for the Sailor Business T-Shirt Club!

We're back, with both hosts having moved homes, and we've got a bonus episode based on a recent Sailor Moon development: the release of Moon Animate Make-Up 2! The boys are joined by Annie Craton from the Jem Jam to answer a bunch of listener questions and watch this fan-made animated tribute to th Clash of the 10 Warriors! AND there's still teim to buy the HELLYESmeraude shirt from the Sailor Business T-Shirt Club!

Now, this is more like it--in this week's episode, Sailor Moon takes on an ALL YOU CAN EAT CAKE BUFFET! Guess what happens? A new shop has opened in the Juban district...and all is not as it seems. It's everything that makes Sailor Moon great shoved in your face until you cannot eat another bite! Thankfully, Annie Craton from the Jem Jam was hungry enough to come back for a second helping...YUM!

Wow--it's time for the 75th episode of Sailor Moon...and to mark the occasion, the creators apparently decided to make the worst episode of the series! Well, so far, at least. It's so epically dumb and booooooooriiiiing. But, don't worry! We suffered through it so you don't have to, and we forced Annie Craton from the Jem Jam to watch it as well! So, just listen to this instead of watching the episode, for once.

The long wait is over! Sailor Business is back, kicking off the 2nd quarter of Sailor Moon by announcing the contest to win the full Sailor Moon manga collection, as donated to us by Kodansha! Listen to the podcast, then send your entries to sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! But first--we're joined for this Cherry Blossom Festival by Annie Craton of The Jem Jam podcast! Zip up into your sleeping bags and camp out!