Celebrity Afterlife Report

U.S. Senator John McCain just arrived in the Next World. His arrival ceremony, attended by a huge crowd, was marred by a press release from a person we’ve covered many times on the Report. Who was the wet blanket and what did he say to insult war hero McCain? Robin Leach, former star of Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous, also just arrived in the Afterlife. Sources say that he may already be planning a return to show business. We’ll tell you what we know so far. Legendary playwright Neil Simon is the last of our three new arrivals. After his welcoming ceremony concluded, he received a shock followed by a pleasant surprise. What was the Odd Couple author told that rocked him back on his heels. You’ll find out. Veteran comedy actress Charlotte Rae took a job on the Next World sitcom “Happy Wife, Happy Life.” Apparently, however, all is no happy on the set as Rae found out on her first day when she was confronted by another cast member. We’ll name names and tell you how the show is planning on handling the situation.

The Queen Of Soul, Aretha Franklin, just arrived in the Next World. As you’d expect, there was a huge crowd on hand to welcome her to her new existence. We have all the details for you. Charlotte Rae who played Mrs. Garrett on The Facts Of Life, has accepted a part on a TV show. The Celebrity Medium is concerned taking the job may be a bad move for the veteran actress. Just wait til you hear why. There’s been yet another postponement of the announcement of the names of the boy and girl Martin Luther King Jr. and spouse Adolf Hitler adopted. People are starting to speculate about the delay and the speculation isn’t all kind. TV producer Steven Bochco is apparently planning on reviving his least successful show, Cop Rock. The Afterlife show biz community is buzzing about why Bochco would throw his energy into such a seemingly bad idea. We’ll tell what the word on the street is.

Fred Trump, father of the American President, is in a heated feud with Nicola Tesla, the scientist he hired to help him with the World Of Trump, the tourist attraction praising his son currently under construction. Rumor is that Tesla has walked off the project. You won’t believe it when we tell you what’s causing the rift. Charlotte Rae, the actress best known for playing Mrs. Garrett on TV’s The Facts Of Life, just arrived in the Next World. It seems that she may be back in the public eye before long. We’ll tell you why. Martin Luther King Jr. and hubby Adolf Hitler have accepted an offer to appear on a TV talk show, one that might cause problems for their newly-adopted son and daughter. You won’t believe it when you hear what the two newlyweds have agreed to. The producers of “Mayberry Today,” the update of the old Andy Griffith Show have come up with a solution to the problem of actor Don Knotts no longer looking like the wiry character he used to play. Their solution, however, is causing bigger problems on the set. Wait til you hear why the other actors can’t keep a straight face.

As predicted on this show, Fred Trump and Nicola Tesla have clashed over the direction Fred’s under-construction tourist trap The World Of Trump should take. As of now, Tesla is on strike until the argument is settled. In the aftermath of their ill received appearance on “The Girls,” Adolf Hitler and his husband Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. have gotten offers from many other talk shows to make an appearance. One offer is particularly interesting and we’ll fill you in on the details. Former Hollywood heartthrob Tab Hunter has already started his new career in gay porn. A source has given us a description of his on-screen “presence” and it may surprise you. “Mayberry Today,” the modern-day reboot of the original Andy Griffith Show is currently filming. One co-star looks radically different than how his fans remember him. The producers have a plan to fix that and we’ll tell you what radical steps they’re taking to accomplish it.

Nicola Tesla, famously eccentric scientific genius, has taken a job working for Fred Trump, father of the president, on a upcoming tourist attraction about his son. How are the men getting along? About as well as you’d expect. We’ll give you the deets. Tab Hunter, a recent arrival in the Next World, got an offer from the Wright Brothers to work with them producing gay porno movies. We now have his response and it may not be what you’re expecting. Babe Ruth is now the official co-host on the radio show he lost to Professor Stephen Hawking. The early reviews are in on their collaboration. Is it a hit or a miss? You’ll find out. Adolf Hitler and his new mister Martin Luther King Jr. appeared on TV the other day to announce the names of their two adopted children. What they said surprised everyone, including the hosts of the show. Just wait til you hear!

Former Hollywood heartthrob Tab Hunter just arrived in the Next World. It seems he won’t want for job opportunities. Just wait til you hear who approached as soon as he arrived and what their offer was. We may now have an answer to whether the feud between Professor Stephen Hawking and Babe Ruth was legit or not. What happened when the two went head to head on Hawking’s radio show? The answer may surprise you. Fred Trump. Donald’s father, has cut the ribbon on the tourist attraction honoring the life of his son he’s building. Who has Fred hired to help with the elaborate tech scheduled for the place? You’ll be surprised when you find out. Adolf Hitler and his new spouse Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. have pushed back their scheduled appearance on The Girls, the daytime TV talk show hosted by Carrie Fisher and her mother Debbie Reynolds. The two lovebirds were supposed to announce the names they’ve chosen for their adopted Black son and Asian daughter. Is there trouble in Paradise. We’ll tell you what we know.

Joe Jackson, father of Michael and his siblings, is miffed that he didn’t get a celebrity welcome when he arrived in the Next World. Now he has announced a new project intended to make him relevant to the public. Just wait til you hear what it is. Professor Stephen Hawking had Babe Ruth on his morning radio show the other day as a guest. What happened between the two that’s stirring up talk in the Afterlife? Honeymooners Adolf Hitler and Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. are booked to appear on a top-rated Next World TV show. Which show is it and what’s the big news they’re expected to break? Fred Trump, father of the American President, has announced what he will be doing to honor his famous son. You won’t believe it when you hear what he’s planning on building.

Joe Jackson, father of Michael and the rest of his siblings, just arrived in the Next World. While he may have expected a celebrity welcome he didn’t receive one, causing him to throw a fit in front of the press. To add insult to injury, Michael was not there to greet his father. We’ll tell you what we know about this family squabble. There’s trouble in Paradise. Newlyweds Adolf Hitler and Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. were spotted arguing in a restaurant the other day. Does this have anything to do with the boy and girl they recently adopted? You’ll find out. Stephen Hawking and Babe Ruth are set to have their first face-to-face meeting since Hawking got hired to take Ruth’s place on the radio. Fireworks are expected by some. We’ll tell you what we know about the upcoming encounter. Fred Trump, father of the American President, is campaigning to get his son honored in the new theme park being built by Walt Disney and Steve Jobs. What is the reaction from Jobs and Disney to the demand? You may not believe it when we tell you what’s happening.

Rumors are rampant in the Next World that the feud between Professor Stephen Hawking and baseball legend Babe Ruth may not be what it seems. Find out why some are claiming that the whole thing is one big publicity stunt. Actor and little person Jerry Maren is reportedly livid at finding out he’s been impersonated for years in the Afterlife. What did he tell a reporter about what he’d like to do about it? You may be shocked when you hear. The Next World is buzzing over reports that Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. and Adolf Hitler have gotten married and adopted a boy and girl. We’ll tell you what we know about the rumors so far. Walt Disney and Steve Jobs were all smiles at the groundbreaking for the first Disney theme park in the Afterlife. Someone was there to upset the Apple cart, however, and it’s a name you should be familiar with.

Tom Snyder, longtime host of the Earthly Plane late-night Tomorrow Show, has invited former paramours Judy Garland and Fred Trump to come on his current show. Most observers expects sparks to fly when they meet. We’ll tell you what we know. Babe Ruth and Stephen Hawking has been sparring verbally in the press since the professor took over The Bambino’s radio time slot. Now it looks as if the two may go at it head-to-head in the near future. Which of them is saying it isn’t going to happen, though? You’ll find out. When Mini Me actor Verne Shroyer arrived in the Next World two of his fellow little people were there to welcome him and promise to help him get through any tough times he might have adjusting to life there. Now comes word that one of them was not totally on the up-and-up. Wait til you hear about the scandal that’s rocking the Afterlife.

Steve Jobs and Walt Disney, having patched up their relationship, are moving ahead rapidly with their plans for the Next World’s first Disney theme Park. A certain someone well known to our listeners is trying to throw a monkey wrench into their plans, however. Who is it and what is he proposing? Babe Ruth took a verbal shot at the man who replaced him as morning host on radio station Heaven 107, Stephen Hawking. The professor shut him down with his dry British wit. We’ll tell you what the two said. The former wives of Martin Luther King Jr. and Adolf Hitler are making the rounds of TV talk shows, speaking out about their exes’ gay relationship. One of them is showing a lot of class while the other is losing it during every appearance. We’ll sort it all out for you. David Ogden Stiers and John Mahoney are in a new sitcom as brothers. Is it going to be a hit? Wait til you hear what the studio audience thought about the pilot episode.

After an Earthly Plane existence that included a long struggle with mental issues, Margot Kidder just arrived in the Next World. Best known for portraying Lois Lane in the Superman movies of the 70s, she stunned the crowd at her reception ceremony. You’ll find out how. Author Tom Wolff of “Bonfire Of The Vanities” fame, also just arrived in the Afterlife. Does the controversial author intend to continue his brand of New Journalism in his new existence. He spoke out on that and we know what he said. Steve Jobs and Walt Disney, having put their months-long feud behind them, have announced the first of many attractions their upcoming theme park will feature. How does it resemble one from Disneyland and Disney World and how does it differ? We’ll give you the deets. Verne Shroyer had much to say on working in show business and how it affected his life on the Earthly Plane. We’ll tell you what it means for his fans going forward.

One of the most bitter celebrity feuds in the Next World seems to have come to an end...at least for now. Steve Jobs and Walt Disney have out down their metaphorical daggers and have announced that they will be working together on a major new project. What is it? We’ll tell you what we know so far. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. and Adolf Hitler are perhaps the highest-profile Gay couple in the Afterlife. Until now, however, we hadn’t heard from their former significant others. Now Coretta Scott King and Eva Braun are speaking out about the relationship. You may be surprised by what the two women had to say. Babe Ruth may be back in show biz soon. If the rumors are correct, it’s a role you may not ever have expected to see the Bambino in. Comic actor/magician Harry Anderson has an offer on his table and it sounds like it’s right up his alley. What is the new job that could have Harry doing something he’s always loved?

Fred Trump, Donald’s father, is stirring up trouble for the relationship between Martin Luther King Jr. and Adolf Hitler with a new political movement. We’ll tell you how it mirrors his son’s presidential campaign. Stephen Hawking recently took over the morning drive radio show formerly hosted by Babe Ruth. The Bambino had some comments about Hawking’s new direction for the program recently. Did Ruth praise his successor or diss him? Comedian/magician Harry Anderson has described his ideal Next World job and what he’d like to do may surprise you. Walt Disney and Steve Jobs may not be giving each other the silent treatment anymore. We’ll tell you what the rumor mill is saying they may be discussing.

Actor Verne Shroyer, “Mini Me” from the Austin Powers movies, recently arrived in the Next World. In the large crowd on hand to welcome him were two very special people. Who were they and why did what they had to say to him mean so much? Bruno Sammartino, legendary professional wrestler, made an announcement about his plans for the future in Eternity. What is he thinking of doing and what famous names is he enlisting to help him? A few weeks ago, Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. and Adolf Hitler came out publicly as a gay couple. Then they announced that they plan to adopt at least two kids. What is the public reaction to that and who seems to want to interfere with them? We’ll tell you. Professor Stephen Hawking took over the morning drive radio slot previously occupied by baseball Great a Babe Ruth. Recently Hawking had something to get off his chest about following in the Sultan of Swat’s footsteps. What he said may surprise you.

Harry Anderson, magician, comic actor and star of the long-running sitcom Night Court just arrived in the Next World. We’ll update you about his plans for his new eternal existence. Barbara Bush, grandmotherly former First Lady, had a darker side to her personality. You’ll find out about it and what it might mean for her going forward. Bruno Sammartino, former world heavyweight wrestling champion, is now residing in the Afterlife. Is Bruno thinking about joining the Shakespearian acting company owned by his former boss Vincent McMahon Sr.? Bruno has given an answer to that question and we’ll tell you what it is. R. Lee Ermey, former Marine drill instructor-turned actor, had some Strong’s words to say about Stanley Kubrick, the man who directed him in Full Metal Jacket. Wait til you hear what he called the legendary Kubrick.

Following on the heels of the recent revelation that Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. and Adolf Hitler are Gay lovers, the couple dropped another bombshell the other day. Find out what the happy couple are planning. Superstar TV producer Steven Bochco just arrived in the Next World. No sooner had he set his metaphorical suitcases down than he announced the revival of one of his Earthly Plane series. Wait til you hear which one it is! We now know who is replacing Babe Ruth as the morning drive shock jock on Afterlife radio station Heaven 107. If you had a thousand chances, you’d never guess who it is. We’ll tell you. We now have some details about the project actors David Ogden Stiers and John Mahoney will be working together on. It sounds interesting.

Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. and his Next World BFF Adolf Hitler dropped a huge bombshell of an announcement on The Girl’s, the daytime TV talk show hosted by Debbie Reynolds and her daughter Carrie Fisher. Everyone in the Afterlife is talking about it and you WILL be shocked when you hear what they said. David Ogden Stiers from M*A*S*H and John Mahoney from Frasier have announced they will be working on a new project together. We’ll tell you what we know about it so far. The ongoing feud between Apple co-founder Steve Jobs and Walt Disney has escalated. What did Jobs do that has Uncle Walt fuming? You’ll find out. Babe Ruth has been fired from his job as morning drive shock jock by radio station Heaven 107’s management because of falling ratings. Who will replace the Sultan of Swat on the air? Rumors are abounding and we will fill you in on the latest.

Actress Nanette Fabray just transitioned to the Next World at the age of 97. Back in the 60s and 70s she was practically ubiquitous on television. To the surprise of the crowd at her arrival ceremony she made a shocking announcement concerning her career. You may be shocked too when you hear what it was. Evangelist Billy Graham is a new arrival in the Afterlife as well. Immediately after he got there he hooked up with someone we’ve reported on extensively and their new alliance is causing some to dredge up unpleasant allegations from Graham’s past. Robert Guillaume is currently in rehearsal for his upcoming role on stage as Othello. A certain actress isn’t appearing in this production and some are whispering that her absence is due to comments she made when Guillaume first joined the acting troupe they both work for. New York Yankees Hall Of Famer Babe Ruth has changed the direction of his morning drive shook jock radio show in recent weeks. Some fans are saying it’s destroying the show. We’ll tell you why Ruth has cleaned up his act and what he has to say to the fans.

Fred Trump has resurfaced into the Next World spotlight after a months-long absence. He says he is going to conduct a }Peoples’ Tribunal” to determine his son’s guilt or innocence in colluding with Russia to influence the American election of 2016. Just wait til you hear who will be on the panel! Artist Jackson Pollock has also returned from a protracted innocence. He is planning on showing a new series of paintings related to his claim that he had nothing to do with electrocuting David Bowie on stage inside iVironment. Comedian Ralphie May has ended his strike against his Afterlife sitcom. The new episodes currently in production have a different focus than the older shows, something that Ralphie was pushing for behind the scenes. The infamous Charles Manson wants to prove that he is a man of his word by following through on his promise of launching a Manson Family reunion tour. Although there are venues eager to book the show, there is a snag in the plan and we’ll tell you what it is.

Actor John Mahoney who played Frasier and Niles Crane”s father Martin on the “Frasier” TV show, recently arrived in the Next World. No sooner had he arrived than he started inquiring about opportunities for himself. What job is he seeking and what did he find out? You know when you listen. Large comedian Ralphie May has ended his strike against the sitcom he Stars in. Did he get what he wanted? We’ll tell you. Frank Vincent, character actor you’ve seen on The Sopranos and in movies such as Raging Bull, Goodfellas, and Casino, is also starting in his own sitcom with an absurd premise. How is it faring with the viewing public? Tom Petty and his Afterlife band The Earthshakers are about to embark on a new venture. It’s a big one and we’ll tell you all about it.

We now know more details about the Next World arrival ceremony for Delores O’Riordan, former lead singer for The Cranberries. What made her cry and what was the surprising question she asked her fans? Jack Webb, creator and star of the long-running hit TV series Dragnet, is planning on reviving his show for the Afterlife audience. This version, however, will feature a very unusual twist. What is it? You may be shocked when you hear. The Not The Mormon Tabernacle Choir is ready to perform for the public, over 1100 members strong. Their repertoire will shock and surprise people who are expecting hymns and liturgical music. Just wait until you hear what they’ll be singing. Comedian Ralphie May stopped the show—literally—during a taping of his new sitcom the other day. Ralphie had a lot to get off his chest and people are reacting to it.

Tom Petty and his Next World band The Earthshakers just performed publicly for the first time in front of a huge crowd? How did the audience react to their first gig? Well give you all the details. The spat between actor Robert Guillaume and Joanie Laurer who wrestled under the name Chyna over Guillaume joining the Shakespearean acting company Laurer works for has been resolved. Who won and who lost. You’ll find out. We have more information about the Afterlife sitcom actor Frank Vincent, known for his many portrayals of mobsters on TV and in film, is currently starring in. Just wait until you hear the crazy details about the show. Delores O’Riordan, lead singer for the Irish alternative band The Cranberries, just arrived in the Next World. We give you the scoop on her new existence.

Legendary football announcer Keith Jackson just arrived in the Next World. At his arrival ceremony he asked if there was any work available for an old sports announcer. What answer did he get? You’ll find out. Last week it was uncertain whether Frances Bauvier would return to her role as Aunt Bee on the Afterlife revival of The Andy Griffith Show. We now know that she’s agreed to be on the show with one non-negotiable stipulation. What line did she draw in the proverbial sand? We’ll tell you. Fred Trump, father of President Donald Trump, is managing to keep his name in the Next World News. He’s announced the name of the co+author of his upcoming book he alleges will counter the many negative stories about his son. You won’t believe when you hear who it is. Tom Petty has announced the venue and date for the first public performance of his new band, The Earthshakers. How is the public responding to the announcement?

Actor/comedian Jerry VanDyke just arrived in the Next World. A reporter committed a major faux pas while interviewing him. How did Dick Van Dyke’s little brother handle the situation? We’ll tell you. Speaking of Dick Van Dyke, actress Rose Marie who played Sally Rogers on his show just transitioned to the Afterlife. With 90 years of Earthly Plane show biz experience, is Rose Marie ready to get back to work? You’ll find out. Like a houseguest who just wont leave, Fred Trump, Donald’s father, is back in the Next World News. He has a new project designed to counter the “fake news” about his son. Just wait until you hear the details. The remake of the Andy Griffith show is a definite Go. One former cast member isn’t committed to play the part he/she did in the original version. Who is it? You’ll be shocked when you find out.

As we prepare to take the next two weeks off for the holidays, the Celebrity Medium gives you a summary of some of the biggest stories the Report covered in 2017.

Plans are still in the works for an Afterlife revival of The Andy Griffith Show. Griffith has gotten on board but with a major caveat. We’ll tell you what his demand was. Charles Manson wanted to go on tour with David Cassidy but David rejected the bizarre offer. Now Manson has a different spin on the story. Find out what his version of events is as well as what his new plans are. Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis announced weeks ago that they would be performing together again soon. Now things have hit a snag. What happened to put a halt to the plans? Artists Salvador Dali and Jean-Michel Basquiat are currently not on speaking terms...and the feud concerns one of them taking credit for something they were both recently involved with. Who is the glory hog and what is he saying that’s pissing off his partner?

Beloved actor Jim Nabors recently arrived in the Next World. After a very well-received welcome ceremony, Jim was approached to revive his Gomer Pyle character in a reboot of the old Andy Griffith Show planned by his former co-star Don Knotts. Did Nabors agree and what doesn’t he know that could put a snag in the plans? You’ll find out. We also know where the new Andy Griffith show will be shot (assuming it gets off the ground). It’s a location that should be familiar to regular listeners to the Report. After David Cassidy declined to take him on the road to sing with him, Charles Manson has decided to look elsewhere for people to form a band with. You won’t believe when you hear who he’s been approaching. Leonard Nimoy told friends he was headed to the Afterlife’s Arctic region to be alone and take photographs. Has he changed his mind about his Ice Trek? We’ll give you the latest.

David Cassidy, former teen heartthrob and star of TV’s The Partridge Family, recently transitioned to the Next World. He was cajoled into performing a few of his biggest hits on stage for the huge crowd that came to welcome him. We’ll tell you what we know about his future plans. Infamous cult leader Charles Manson also recently began his new existence. Manson was given some bad news upon his arrival and he didn’t take it well. You won’t believe it when you hear what he said. Legendary actor Leonard Nimoy has only appeared in a Celebrity Afterlife Report on one occasion. Now we have news to relate about the man who was Spock...and it’s guaranteed to surprise you. In an update we got at the last minute, two of our current stories have intertwined in a way that no one could have predicted. You’ll be amazed when you hear who approached who with a startling proposal.

We now know why Joanie Laurer, known as Chyna in her professional wrestling days, wasn’t at the party welcoming Robert Guillaume to the Shakespearean acting company they both now work for. Her excuse of tending to a “personal matter” wasn’t true. You’ll be surprised when you hear the real reason. Stanley Kubrick has finally premiered his new movie, Obsessive Behavior. Some are calling it a masterpiece while others say it’s unwatchable. We’ll give you the details on the much-delayed film. Baseball legend and current morning drive radio host Babe Ruth has softened his on-air schtick of late to the horror of some fans. Has the Babe gone soft? Edith Tolson, formerly J. Edgar Hoover, has some personal scandal surrounding her these days. Is there truth to the rumors? We’ll tell you what we know.

Last week we reported that actor Robert Guillaume was offered a job as a permanent member of the Shakespearean acting company owned by Vince McMahon Sr. We now know what Guillaume’s response to the offer is...and we’ll tell you. Tom Petty invited a very famous musician to join his new band The Earthshakers as the keyboard player. Wait til you hear who it was and the surprising response Petty got. Comedian Ralphie May will be starting in a new sitcom to start airing in a few weeks. We now know the name of the show and a few other details. Playboy founder Hugh Hefner is being protested by Next World feminists. We’ll tell you what his response was as well as who he wants to be the new version of the magazine’s first centerfold.

Legendary Rock and Roll pioneer and inspiration for countless musicians who came after him, Fats Domino, just arrived in the Next World. We'll tell you how The zfst Man was received and what he had to say to his welcomers. Critically acclaimed actor Robert Guillaume arrived in the Afterlife a few days ago as well. As soon as his arrival ceremony was finished, he was approached with an unusual offer. You'll be surprised when you hear what it was as well as by who offered it. Tom Petty has announced who the bass player in his new band, The Earthshakers, is going to be. It's a name you know--but probably wouldn't guess. There's another setback for the campaign by Fred Trump and Charles Lindbergh to promote Fred's son Donald's presidential agenda. What happened this time and what does it mean going forward?

You've probably heard of the Mormon Tabernacle Choir. Well, someone in the Afterlife has had the brilliant idea of putting together a "supergroup" composed of thousands of former members if the Choir. That, however, raises some interesting issues that may shake up Mormon beliefs. Fred Trump and Charles Lindbergh have resumed their pro-President Trump campaign. This time around they're not putting on live rallies. Wait til you hear where they've taken their act now. Comedian Ralphie May, a new arrival to the Next World, has found a gig there. There's a strange twist to it though that you won't believe. Rumor has it that rocker Tom Petty has found a few musicians to join The Earthshakers, the band he's currently assembling. We'll tell you what we know about them.

Comedian Ralphie May made his debut in the Next World a few days ago. Find out what the funnyman did when someone in the crowd at his welcoming ceremony heckled him. Hugh Hefner is keeping his promise to restart his Playboy Empire in the Afterlife. Not everyone is happy about what he announced, however. Who are his critics and what do they plan to do? Rocker Tom Petty is putting together a new band in the Next World. You'll never guess what he plans to call it or why. There's been a new development in the saga of the upcoming action/comedy film starring Gilda Radner. One actor is out and another one is in. We'll tell you what the new lineup is and why it may spell trouble for Gilda's marriage to Gene Wilder.

Hugh Hefner, founder of the Playboy empire, just arrived in the Next World. Asked about his plans fir his new existence, Hef had a somewhat surprising answer. We'll tell you what he has in mind. Former host of TV's Let's Make A Deal, Monty Hall, had to change his plans for eternity when he was informed about some of the realities of the Afterlife. What did he have in mind and what does he intend to do now that he's been clued in? Fred Trump and Charles Lindbergh have made a radical decision concerning their ongoing rallies in support of Trump's son Donald's presidency. Find out why their sudden announcement shocked many in the Next World. Musician Tom Petty arrived in the Next World just before this Report was recorded. He made an announcement that's sure to please his many fans there. Wait til you hear what it was.

We'll, it didn't take long for actor Frank Vincent to find a job in the Next World. While it has elements of roles you've seen him in, one detail will make your head spin. Jerry Lewis and Dean Martin have broken up again. What did the legendarily difficult-to-deal-with Lewis do to cause Martin to walk out on him? We'll tell you. We now know why the upcoming comedy superhero movie starring Gilda Radner is on hold. Someone is being a diva...and it may not be who you're thinking of. A pro-Donald Trump rally was abruptly cut short the other day for a very surprising reason. What happened that has the whole Afterlife laughing?

Frank Vincent, an actor famous for his many roles as a mobster on The Sopranos, in Godfather II, Raging Bull, Goodfellas, Casino and other movies, just arrived in the Next World. After he made a short speech, he was greeted by a surprising fan. Who was it and what did he have to say to Vincent? Harry Dean Stanton, another character better known for his distinctive looks than his name, also just arrived in the Afterlife. When he went to introduce himself to Frank Vincent, the aforementioned fan of Vincent's took offense at being interrupted. How did things turn out? We'll tell you. Professional wrestling manager Bobby "The Brain" Heenan was greeted to his new existence by a large crowd of his fans. A former co-worker gave him a big hug and handshake, leading to rumors that Heenan may already have a job waiting for him. We'll also catch you up on the progress of director Stanley Kubrick's controversial upcoming movie as well as the anti-Trump protests being led by Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. and his BFF Adolf Hitler.

Sylvia Browne, self-described psychic, has gotten herself a new act in the Next World. Just wait til you hear what's getting her on the talk shows these days. The pro-Trump rallies in the Afterlife continue as do the counter-protests led by Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. And his BFF, Adolf Hitler. The Fuhrer, by the way, is sporting a radical new look these days. We'll tell you what it is. Donald Fagen, co-founder of Steely Dan, just arrived in the Next World. He immediately received several job offers, including one from someone we haven't heard from in a while. Who is it and why does his offer raise some intriguing questions? Stanley Kubrick is rumored to have finished principle photography on the movie he wrested control over from Jean-Michel Basquiat and Salvador Dali. In typical Kubrickian fashion, rumors are swirling about a sub-plot he supposedly added to the film at the last minute. What is it and whose hackles is it likely to raise?

Comedian Shelley Berman just arrived in the Next World. He was immediately invited to join the all-star comics tour currently making the rounds there. Within hours, though, the promoters were having second thoughts about asking him to come along. We'll tell you why. The pro-Trump rallies organized by Fred Trump and Charles Lindbergh have taken a turn for the ugly. You'll find out what they're saying to rile up their crowds and the unlikely duo opposing them. Tobe Hooper, legendary director of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Poltergeist, finally showed up in the Next World. What's being planned to give him the welcome he missed out on? Stanley Kubrick has taken drastic action on the set of the movie he took over from artists Salvador Dali and Jean-Michel Basquiat. What's he's done will dramatically change the direction of the troubled project.

Tobe Hooper, director of The Texas Chain Saw Massacre and other horror classics, has departed the Earthly Plane. He hasn't, however, surfaced in the Next World yet, giving rise to rumors. We'll tell you what people are saying. Actor Charles Bronson and his actress wife Jill Ireland have been out of the spotlight for years now. Word is that they're poised to return to show biz in a big way. Wait til you hear what's bringing them back and what they've been doing in recent years. Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis were reunited last week when Jerry arrived in the Afterlife. It looks like big things are in store for the two. A recent incident, however, may have temporarily derailed their momentum. What was it? We'll tell you. Fred Trump and Charles Lindbergh are holding large rallies in support of Fred's son, the current American president, that some are comparing to Nazi rallies. Now two famous people are planning counter protests. You'll be surprised when you hear who they are.

Comedian Jerry Lewis just arrived in the Next World. A large crowd was on hand to greet him as was a very special person from his past. We'll tell you who it was and how the crowd reacted to the surprise appearance. Dick Gregory also just arrived in the Afterlife. He was a pioneer in incorporating commentary about race relations into his comedy and is considered a forerunner to the black comedians of today. Director Stanley Kubrick has issued a shocking order from the set of the mysterious movie he's directing inside iVironment, the Next World indoor rain attraction. Find out what has Afterlife showbiz circles buzzing. Fred Trump is back in Afterlife news. He and his Nazi sidekick, aviator Charles Lindbergh, have a new crusade that's attracting fans as well as protestors. What are they promoting that has people angrily shouting at each other?

Singer/songwriter/guitarist Glenn Campbell recently arrived in the Next World. A special someone was on hand with a surprise for Glenn and his fans. We'll tell you who it was and what he did that had the crowd in stitches. Avant-garde composer John Cage was notorious on the Earthly Plane for his unconventional methods of music writing. He's currently touring the Afterlife with a full orchestra. You've never heard anything like one piece they play at every show, however. Gilda Radner's comedy superhero movie has suspended production. No one is saying exactly why but we'll fill you in the current speculation. Speaking of movies, there's been a huge shakeup in the making of Salvador Dali and Jean-Michel Basquiat's oddball film--and it'll change everything about it.

June Foray, longtime voice of many cartoon characters, just arrived in the Next World. A special someone was on hand to greet her upon her arrival. Also she immediate got an intriguing job offer. Wait til you hear who gave it to her and what it is. We now know who will be playing Gilda Radner's boyfriend in her still unnamed comedy superhero movie. It's someone we've featured recently on the Report. Joanie Laurer, known as Chyna when she wrestled on the Earthly Plane, recently starred in a stage production of The Taming Of The Shrew. She received critical acclaim for her performance but the accolades seem to have gone to her head. The company has brought someone in deal with her bizarre demands. We'll tell you who that someone is. A formerly popular Afterlife reality TV show has been canceled suddenly. Which show is it and why did the producers shut down productions?

Actor John Heard, best known as the dad in the Home Alone movies, just transitioned to the Next World. He seemed very happy to be in the Afterlife but did anything mar his arrival ceremony? You'll find out. Chester Bennington, singer for Linkin Park, also just made his Afterlife debut. Someone with a questionable past approached him after his arrival ceremony. Who was it and how did Bennington react to his approach? Walt Disney and Steve Jobs are rumored to be on the outs these days. Some are saying that Disney is preparing something to embarrass his business partner. What is it and what are people saying about it? Jean-Michel Basquiat is reportedly upset by what he sees as showboating on the part of his creative partner, fellow artist Salvador Dali. What strange thing is Dali loudly bragging about to anyone who will listen?

"Night of the Living Dead" director George Romero just transitioned to the Next World. The person who gave him his first show biz job was on hand to greet him. You'll never guess who he is. Academy Award-winning actor Martin Landau also just arrived in the Afterlife. Someone very famous showed up at his welcoming ceremony to razz him about an extraordinary opportunity Landau turned down early in his career. Who was it and how did Landau react to the ribbing? We'll tell you. Salvador Dali and Jean-Michel Basquiat are not happy about the changes director Stanley Kubrick is making to,their movie project. Now Dali has something new to be upset about--and it involves the Earthly Plane. You won't believe when you hear what it is. Steve Jobs and Walt Disney are reportedly not speaking to each other. The two publicly deny the rumor but a recent announcement gives credence to the story. What's going on with Mediopolis, the town formerly known as Trump City, that they co-run?

Instagram star Rebecca Burger has transitioned to the Next World after a whipped cream maker exploded in her hand. We'll tell you what happened to her upon her arrival that caused her to flashback to the accident. Stanley Kubrick is hiring actors George C. Scott and Peter Sellers for the Salvador Dali/Jean-Michel Basquiat movie he's directing. You'll never guess what parts they're going to be playing. Steve Jobs and Walt Disney have reportedly settled their feud over Mediopolis, the town they co-run. What have they agreed upon? You'll find out. The search for an actor to play the boyfriend of Gilda Radner's character in her upcoming superhero movie has narrowed down to two famous actors. You may be surprised when you hear who they are.

Actor Steven Furst, "Flounder" in Animal House, just arrived in the Next World. Someone there had a shocking surprise for Jim. Who was it and what did they have to tell him? Salvador Dali and Jean-Michel Basquiat are having second thoughts about hiring Stanley Kubrick to direct their crazy movie. Wait til you hear who Kubrick is reportedly considering hiring to act in it and the unusual way he wants to film the flick. Steve Jobs and Walt Disney are also having creative differences. We'll tell you the strange reason Disney wants to change the name of their co-run town. We now know a little bit more about the upcoming Gilda Radner movie in which she plays a reluctant superhero, including the unusual name of Sir Roger Moore's character in it.

Adam West, TV's Batman is a new addition to the Next World. He was greeted by a large enthusiastic crowd. In the throng was a special person with a gift for Adam. Wait til you hear what it was. Sir Roger Moore has accepted a role in the upcoming superhero movie starring Gilda Radner. We'll tell you everything we know about the movie and Sir Roger's part in it. Actress Glenna Headley did something unusual upon her arrival in the Afterlife that shocked the people there to greet her. Why were many disappointed by it. You'll find out. Jimmy Piersall, baseball player who wrote a book about his struggles with mental illness is now a resident in the Next World, he has an offer that some think will turn into a debacle. What is it and why do people think Piersall is walking into a trap?

Kubrick, Dali, Disney, Jobs Legendary director Stanley Kubrick has taken over the reins so the oddball movie being produced by artists Salvador Dali and Jean-Michel Basquiat. How are the three eccentrics getting along? We'll tell you. Speaking of potentially disastrous collaborations, word is that Walt Disney and Steve Jobs have very different opinions about how Mediopolis, the town they operate, should be run. Apparently the two have reached a compromise, at least for now. We'll give you the details. Chriss Cornell of Soundgarden just arrived in the Next World. He got an intriguing job offer almost immediately. Did he jump at the chance? You'll find out. Sir Roger Moore also just arrived on the Afterlife scene and he too has job offers. We'll tell you what they are and what we know about them.

A new cast member has been added to "Happy Wife, Happy Life," the convoluted hit Next World sitcom. Who is it and how do they fit into the already (overly?) complicated storyline? We now know some facts about the new project involving Gilda Radner and her husband Gene Wilder. Why are some saying it sounds all wrong for Gilda? Jean-Michel Basquiat and Salvador Dali have turned to an unlikely source for help,with the crazy movie they're making inside iVironment. You'll be surprised when you hear who it is. Steve Jobs and Walt Disney are having a disagreement over Mediopolis, the town formerly known as Trump City. Find out why what they decide will affect every resident of the community.

Actress Erin Moran of "Happy Days" and "Joanie Loves Chachi" fame arrived recently in the Next World. She didn't have longbto wait before she was offered a great gig. What will Erin be doing soon? We'll tell you. There's trouble on the set of the upcoming "Forbidden Planet" musical starring Leslie Nielsen and Anne Francis. One of the co-stars is acting unprofessionally. You'll be shocked when you hear who it is. Big things are happening in Mediopolis, the town formerly known as Trump City. Visitors to the town will be greeted by non-humans. Wait til you hear what Steve Jobs and Walt Disney have planned for tourists. We now know some of the other comedians who will be joining Don Rickles on a comedy tour of the Afterlife. Also, one big name turned down an invite to join the tour. You'll be surprised when you hear who said "no thanks."