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Katie Hannigan and Robbie Goodwin are NYC based comedians. Katie's credits include the Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Late Late Show with James Corden, HBO, Comedy Central and her podcast Lady Journey Podcast. Robbie performs at The Stand, New York Comedy Club, The Punchline SF, and also hosts The Crowderboys Podcast. Katie's IG: https://www.instagram.com/katiehanniganforever Robbie's IG: https://www.instagram.com/robbiegoodwin Sarah's IG: https://www.instagram.com/f.o.m.o.machine

Jamal Hodge is a cool person who I am surprised wants to talk to me. This is the first half of a full interview with him where we mostly just shoot the shit but then it gets existential? Provocative? Nobody knows they just know they like what it sounds like. Check him out. And the rest of the convo on the Patreon https://patreon.com/fomofoundation http://www.directorhodge.com/ https://www.writerhodge.com/ https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0388071/bio

Bronwyn (based in Amsterdam) and Dalton (from Parts Unknown) and Sarah discuss mental health tik tok, grifting, compulsory gender identity questions from your employer, jordan peterson, stimulants and dalton's job in customer service for gender neutral childrens clothing https://www.patreon.com/fomofoundation

Dalton and I were on the phone and then I said fuck it let's record another episode because all private interactions should be cannibalized and distributed as content. We discuss telepathy, Succession, our meltdowns, therapy, and killdozers.

On fomo foundation, Dalton joins Sarah to discuss their breakdowns throughout the year -- oh and the kink castle. https://www.patreon.com/fomofoundation

Thirty minutes from a conversation last summer with Brad. Come to Fish Tank next Tuesday 7/18, 7pm, at Brooklyn Greens (virtual golfing and beer and comedy what could go wrong). For tickets both live and virtual ask Sarah

Da title pretty clear

Joan Glackin (@joanglackin) [Spring Chickens Comedy, Desus & Mero] returns to fomo foundation to review some very *exhilarating* "women's content" with Sarah. We're talking fit-spo, fashion-spo, food-spo, and life-spo. This episode is best consumed as video on Spotify or on Patreon at patreon.com/fomofoundation. IG posts discussed: ~15:49: "My body at 22 vs my body at 32" ~22:10: "What I eat in a day" ~26:26 "Naughty sandwiches vs a mug full of raw eggs" ~32:29 "Struggling to get abs?! Try this" ~37:08 "I started my own Christian activewear brand and I..." ~40:33 "1 Piña Colada + 1 Espresso Martini = 7 glasses of Prosecco" ~44:04 "Cinnamon roll 420 calories (guilt free on vacation) VS salmon + veggies 420 calories (most days wishing I was on vacation)" ~47:27 "Tall Girl and Short Girl Coexist in the same outfit despite their weight differences"

Soap dish maker Cassandra Kellam (@earthling.earthling) and soap maker Christine Tan (@xchristinetan) join fomo foundation to unapologetically push their sick and twisted cleanliness ideologies. Cassandra J. Kellam (Upstate New York based designer and sculptor) has worked in concrete over the past five years. Originally a ceramicist, Cassandra shifted to concrete during the six years she lived in Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam. The architecture, and historic use of the material offered fresh perspective on her personal practice, and fresh ways to learn more about and apply mold making processes. Cassandra's recent shift to concrete has offered opportunities to reuse materials like broken pots, bisque wear or old projects and source natural materials to great textural variations and have a more sustainable studio practice. Christine Tan is a freelancer content creator and a soap maker who is passionate about life. She loves design – from architecture, fine arts to packaging. She believes that aesthetics and environmental sustainability can go hand-in-hand; you don't have to compromise nature to enjoy good design. During her free time, she enjoys traveling, reading and listens to one too many true crime podcasts. [from yacht21.com]

Joan Glackin (Desus & Mero @shodesusandmero, Spring Chickens @springchickenscomedy) and I met maybe once at a show in Washington Heights in 2019. We no longer take the train that late at night! Being Sleepy and Sloppy, Waking up at the end of the L/D/J/Z trains. NLOG (Not Like The Other Girls) "compliments", Stand Up Comedy, Fish Tank, Spring Chickens, Men Being Annoying, Instagram DMs, Eating Disorder Content -- What I Eat In A Day Social Media, Berry Calorie Flow Charts -- , Being Obsessed With Your Body, Joan's cats, my cat, Why Joan Shaved Her Head, Pilates, Yoga, Weightlifting, Reverse Hyperextension, Equinox Stories, Joan Passing Out at Equinox, Finding Work https://www.patreon.com/fomofoundation

Jelani Carter (@jelanihendrix) returns to discuss music and style expectations in friendships, Pusha T / Drake / Clipse, Kenny Beats, Rico Nasty, Doechii, Lato, Tems, Baylii + Fish Tank, Childish Gambino / Donald Glover, Mystery Team, Derrick Comedy, Jack Harlow coping w a “bad” album, melodic rap vs a rap rap, Kendrick's last album, Kelis + Beyonce + Pharrell, mega-wealthy fucking over the normal-wealthy, hip hop as referential vs originality parallel thought, generosity, podcasting genres, style vs content jelani's background in fashion podcasting (Fashionista, Throwing Fits), Grailed / Heroine, Nike Soho, shopping in store vs online, Lil Yachty, Tyler the Creator, ASAP Rocky, Guapdad4000, Brent Faiyaz, California workwear, skaters Billie Eillish + Audrey Nuna, leaning into how you look vs hiding how you look, Christopher Hitchens' "why women aren't funny", gendered expectations re humor, superficiality vs substance https://www.patreon.com/fomofoundation

Talent Harris is a standup comedian, actor, and writer. He joinz fomo foundation to discuss his cat Kush, his love of Dr. House, the way teachers often fail to perform, boys school, our thoughts on Dave Chappelle's special, and more! Follow him at @talentharris and check out his show at the Bowery Gimme A Break Comedy (@gimmeabreakcomedy)

Joan Glackin (@joanglackin) [Spring Chickens Comedy, Desus & Mero] returns to fomo foundation to review some very *exhilarating* "women's content" with Sarah. We're talking fit-spo, fashion-spo, food-spo, and life-spo. This episode is best consumed as video on Spotify or on Patreon at patreon.com/fomofoundation. Posts discussed: ~15:49: "My body at 22 vs my body at 32" https://www.instagram.com/p/ChP8WFrvT1F/ ~22:10: "What I eat in a day" https://www.instagram.com/p/Cg1-woAquj5/ ~26:26 "Naughty sandwiches vs a mug full of raw eggs" https://www.instagram.com/p/ChJoI2BLznS/ ~32:29 "Struggling to get abs?! Try this" https://www.instagram.com/p/ChSheoOjKd2/ ~37:08 "I started my own Christian activewear brand and I..." https://www.instagram.com/p/Chj-7dslnfZ/ ~40:33 " "1 Piña Colada + 1 Espresso Martini = 7 glasses of Prosecco" https://www.instagram.com/p/ChEI0GLh9v8/ ~44:04 "Cinnamon roll 420 calories (guilt free on vacation) VS salmon + veggies 420 calories (most days wishing I was on vacation)" https://www.instagram.com/p/ChEI0GLh9v8/ ~47:27 "Tall Girl and Short Girl Coexist in the same outfit despite their weight differences" https://www.instagram.com/p/ChZ-FFuAb4f/

Brad Pearson (@biradicalpearson), host of Self Worst (@selfworst) and I do da crossover thing... all these timestamps are off by 2/3 few minutes lmao sorry 4:05 - hard on my self self-excavating / “I'm not stupid” 5:53 - I project they think im stupid 6:30 - axe to grind regarding being perceived as intelligent…. 8:15 - childhood trauma and adulthood trauma 8:55 - becoming my parents parents, parental energy towards others, I become selfish, love is not expecting, projection of intimacy 12:30 - the common refrain is not that bad and mental tinitus 13:22 - learned optimism by Martin seligmann - positive vs negative explanatory styles 15:07 - maybe don't spiral every time someones energy changes towards you 16:00 - follow the good feeling thought 17:30 validating your trauma vs clinging to it 19:00 - engaging with negativity — toxic negativity vs toxic positivity 21 - consistency vs giving yourself grace, taking time off is necessary 22:00 who did not love you in your childhood such that you have to do comedy every night 24:02 - too mentally ill but not mentally ill enough, Maria Bamford as an influence 26:55 - bitches will think if — 28: 00 - am I confident or am I uncomfortable not being me? 29:00 if I feel strangled by the world, everyone else must as well 31:20 - those nyu kids 33:00 fuck NYU (i dont reeeeally mean this anymore but i used to) 38:00 - making minimum wage, feeling treated as a child while adult, the film business

previously unreleased content starts at 20:00 2x video and audio of this episode is available on https://www.patreon.com/fomofoundation

“We are all tired” -jelani “Talk to your black coworker” vs “leave your black coworker alone” -jelani & sarah "the last thing I wanna do is tell a man he's too emotional" -sarah "you feel guilty so you wanna hire me?" -sarah "if I act Kareny, tell me" -sarah

Heyyy When I last saw Jelani I miss my old social hours in my old office and then the damn pandemic What is a good conversation? It's hard to be inauthentic I often quit or get fired -sarah 4:40 People who look like me are dying -jelani 6:26 Fuck these tools 7:06, empathy is good -sarah 8:11 lack of empathy exists and it sucks -sarah & jelani 9:06 your makeup costs more than an abortion fuck your feelings girl -sarah

Achilles Stamatelaky (@astamate) was my UCB 201 teacher! He also was staff writer on a show we all know and love -- Broad City. He's very analytical and chill and I loved his class. Go Achilles. In this episode: Roxy hotel for wifi, Arlo hotel, Achilles' fiancé's crafting materials, my first sewing pattern, lack of patience, improv, Achilles is good at improv AND attention to detail and a million cool sneakers, improv, I love it its cooler than standup, Middleditch and Schwarz reviving the reputations of white men who deserve it, finding your poly group in improv, Ian Dyer, the need to fail, Don Fanelli, UCB 101 with Abra Tabak, comedy as a goal vs as a curiosity, standup comedians are antisocial and distrustful, name-dropping, Achilles' Audible project, writing & shopping around vs producing on your own, asking friends for help, improv, UCB sketch told me I wasn't funny I'm willing to lose 300 dollars, I loved ucb Chelsea basement, 20:48 going down into a basement and why its so special, BCC kids are too cool for school, finding your group, Broad City (24:00ish), Broad City was specific and New York but highly relatable, the webseries boom, luck is not just luck, ppl who are rich who ask what I think about colors and fonts for free, jack of all trades is new req for comedians ~31ish, engineering, representation, lack of trust, I know entertainment is a bad industry, all relationships should be reciprocal both friendships and business, everyone should learn how to code, being stable, just kids and Patti smith ~35 min, ppl who like comedy but don't do it, selling (39min) sex on TikTok, straight tiktok vs gay tiktok, onlyfans, sex work, 365 dumb characters, fitness challenges, terrible break up, no more tears to cry, etc etc.

Jake Flores (@feraljokes) (Pod Damn America, NYTimes, Cracked, Vice) helps set off the pod interviews once again this summer. Fun episode where I recorded at a hotel in Connecticut by the pool and got to eat a watermelon. Topics covered: Bartending, engineering, feeling like a fraud, BEING A TOKEN I hate it, but has advantages and whatever it's my life, getting ~fired by my girl boss female CEO manager cofounder with no severance~ Rich people tricking poor people, marriage, math, men, money, Men In Brooklyn Who Love Politics and Comedy and they think they're liberal but actually the are conservative as hell in Cool Clothes, Men in Brooklyn Who Tried to Ruin My Life As Best They Could Jake consents to me roasting him, canceling men, vegetable oil, congruence, Wet Ass Pussy, love, consent, negativity, narcissism, trauma, the psychopath test, Eric Adams, wife for free, brainwashing Topics covered only on Patreon: Video and audio of the above, plus: mental illness & trauma, I hate the politics in Brooklyn, GUY who could not let me speak, What is normal, No vibes, LA eye contact, Gaslighting, Jake getting into Twitter fights, Bullying, modern feminism is trash and benefits men more than women, The queer community is better at communicating than the straights, Trains

It's ok but also it's not. Whiteness is both good and bad for white people. Why do darker people suffer more globally??? Capitalism. Sexism. Why do white men talk like black men randomly when they meet them? Why don't white people usually know how to dance? Read Lewis Gordon.

the full conversation vis a vis the archives with comedians Kate Willett, Jake Flores and their cats

Patrick (@patrickfornyc) is a former public school teacher and East Side organizer. He is a former and current candidate for New York State Assembly, and his platform aims to fully fund transit infrastructure, public health, and public education systems so that future generations don't suffer the problems we keep passing on. In this ep Patrick shares his thoughts on the local NYC issues that are actually solved on a state level, the current mayoral run, wage theft, the legalization of weeds effect on NYC and delivery people's rights, among other issues. If you wish to support the pod you can do so at www.patreon.com/fomomachine !!

Cartoonist Brendan Loper (@b_loper) is an internet friend of several years. In this episode we discuss Brendan's career beginnings as a painter, his experience being a TWIN, fatherhood, singing to yourself around the house, and strategy for aspiring cartoonists. Check out his IG @b_loper. If the spirit so moves u, you can support the pod at http://patreon.com/fomomachine

the nature of evil, Saint Augustine, identity politics, post-trumpism trumpism, satanism, azealia banks, lil nas x, atlantic city, baby food, the spectacle of trauma online, stereotypes, david bowie & the white witch, joe millionaire, virtual colonization in honduras www.patreon.com/fomomachine

John Swan is a delight. He is bursting at the seams if you know what I mean. Full of life. Simultaneously a calming and energizing force. I don't fully understand the music scene he runs in but hey guess what he was finished in the top 5 at the DMC World DJ Championship finals in 2018. I believe he also teaches NYC children how to DJ which is *very* chicken soup for the jaded adult soul. I hope u enjoy his vibes! Check him on IG at @johnswanjovi. If you'd like to support the pod you can do so at patreon.com/fomomachine

Comedian Casey Salengo graced me with his energy this week. We talk about improv v standup, diff writing styles, UCB. Casey's experience of puberty. How eggs suck and how pickle juice rocks. Also I learned a little more about Casey's background and how he got into comedy and also how he worked and lived at a campground in what sounds like a fever dream of young adulthood. Very Slacker Parks and Rec meets Adult Wet Hot American Summer vibes. This is a full episode that is free for all the people because my business model is ...... chaos. I hope u lyk. If you want to support the podcast you can subscribe at https://www.patreon.com/fomomachine

John Rosenberger, New York comedian, writer, hardcore scene expat, Massachusetts expat, cat lover joins Sarah on fomo foundation. https://www.patreon.com/fomomachine

Djouliet Amara is a precious friend and inspiration to many. A queer storyteller, mover, artist etc. Sarah and Djouliet met in New York in the pre-covid times. In this episode they discuss Buffalo Wild Wings, Britney Spears, their cats, Djouliet's career progression, New York v Vancouver, and how Canada is kinda like Connecticut. this is half the conversation, the full episode is available to subscribers at https://www.patreon.com/fomomachine

Wow. I love Bronwyn and Anthony. I love haranging them into talking to me at all and holy shit I'm hyped to combine their forces. This was a wild interview that started pretty balanced though somewhat batshit and then veered fully wild.............. I adore them. I hope you enjoy them too! this is half the podcast. the full episode is available to subscribers at https://www.patreon.com/fomomachine

Sometimes you invent something and you regret it -- like your most recent child -- or the atomic bomb or ......... the entire breed of dogs called 'goldendoodle'. I do *not* regret this episode of fomo foundation with Dave Anderson. i RELISH it. Dave is a standup comedian and comedic writer based in NY. Check out of some of his writing for McSweeneys here: https://www.mcsweeneys.net/authors/dave-anderson The full episode is available at https://www.patreon.com/fomomachine

Part 2 of a 3 episode release of my interview with Ed Malone (@clownguru) whom the NYTimes has called a "deft physical comedian". He's perhaps best known as a "clown guru" (or, in my understanding of that phrase -- a teacher of clowning). Students of Ed's clown class have appeared on Saturday Night Live and a variety of shows on NBC, CBS, HBO, FX, Comedy Central, Adult Swim, MTV, RT as well as major comedy venues throughout New York, including Carolines on Broadway, Gotham Comedy Club and the New York Comedy Club. Ed also teaches Clown at Suny Purchase College. Half of this interview (parts 1 and 2) will be free to the public. The other half (part 3) is available to subscribers at https://www.patreon.com/fomomachine

Part 1 of a 10 or so episodic release of my interview with Ed Malone (@clownguru) whom the NYTimes has called a "deft physical comedian". He's perhaps best known as a "clown guru" (or, in my understanding of that phrase -- a teacher of clowning). Students of Ed's clown class have appeared on Saturday Night Live and a variety of shows on NBC, CBS, HBO, FX, Comedy Central, Adult Swim, MTV, RT as well as major comedy venues throughout New York, including Carolines on Broadway, Gotham Comedy Club and the New York Comedy Club. Ed also teaches Clown at Suny Purchase College. Half of this interview will be free to the public. The other half will be available to subscribers at https://www.patreon.com/fomomachine

This is a 5 minute rant from an episode with Bronwyn Isaac last October-- the full convo is "Feelings are (not) facts" https://www.patreon.com/fomomachine

Women’s empowerment, empowerment as a hiring strategy, creatives insecurity, 400 is a **windfall** to a 15/hr worker but a drop in the bucket from the Seed round at ur startup

eye contact, bed stuy, Brooklyn, walking, being friendly, wine, interracial relationships, New Years resolutions, September vs January, Crumble the Cat, wandering eyes

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I got harassed today in an unusual way

Fuckboy Central

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They’re still assholes

Not sure

Tatami mats, Jordan Peterson, Breakups, tea, whiskey, Pennsylvania, Justin Long, new apartments, bed frames important? I say no. Isaiah says yes.

No hoes have it

Absolutely idiotic

a charming and heartwarming conversation with beloved comedians Dave Anderson (McSweeneys) and Isaiah Lorenzo. the second half (almost another hour) is available at https://www.patreon.com/fomomachine