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Matt-Man has had some heartache of late. He lost his Canadian girlfriend Jamie Mapleleaf who was also his BEST FRIEND. He is going to try to talk himself through this, and with your love and support, he can do this. Or can he? There will be fun, frivolity, heartache, and your helpful calls LIVE as IWS presents: From Hamilton With Heartache

Join IWS Radio LIVE as Jamie Mapleleaf and Pastor Matt discuss the Vice-Presidential Debate, Trump's Covid and lack of concern for others, Bald and Free Day, Jamie's unusual fascination with Matt's bowel movements, and the demise of salad bars due to the virus. We'll also discus Canadian Thanksgiving. All of that plus your calls as IWS Radio presents: Campaigns, Covid, Chaos, And Tossing Salad Bars!!

Sunday is Yom Kippur, the Jewish Day of Atonement, and Jamie Mapleleaf and Pastor Matt are going to atone for their sins in spite of neither being Jewish nor any denomination, aside from being Founders of the tax-free, Church of the Mattican. We will ask forgiveness for Trump. Jamie's sister Amy will ask forgiveness on behalf of her sis Jamie for being mean to me. Stepford Schmoop will ask us to forgive her for killing Jamie and me in the near future, and Jamie will call a chick named Kimmie in order for K-Girl to apologize to US!! We may also talk to Triple B because Matt lied that he liked her hair. So much forgiveness. So join us LIVE as IWS Radio presents: Yom Kippur: Atone Now And Blow On My Shofar

Trump was taped telling the truth to Bob Woodward about playing down the Coronavirus for months. Matt just celebrated his 5th Wedding Anniversary. Jamie Mapleleaf is going to try to think more positively. We will also hilariously discuss the start of the NFL Season, dead pets, and celebrate Fortune Cookie Day this week. All of that, plus your calls LIVE, as IWS Radio presents: Admissions, Anniversaries, And Chinese Cookies

IWS is back again and we have love in our heart. Pastor Matt's 5 Year Wedding Anniversary is coming up in less than a week, and Pastor Matt's Wife Jamie will soon be marrying his Brother-in-Law of Matt's other wife Schmoop to whom he is still married as well.  Also, they will discuss Donald Trump's betrayal of American Servicemen and Women by calling them Losers and Suckers, Labor Day, Dead Moms, and Jamie's disgusting French Toast habits. Bigamy, Hilarity, and Presidential Projection will ensue as we along with with your calls, present:  Trump Hates Our Military But The Bigamist Loves Her Ketchup.    

Pastor Matt and The Pastor's Wife Jamie Mapleleaf are breaking down the Republican National Convention and asking a few questions. Why does the girlfriend of Don Trump, Jr. have to  scream when she gives a speech? Why does Jerry Falwell, Jr. get off on watching a pool boy have sex with his wife? Does Pastor Matt enjoy watching his wife Jamie have sex with the Church Groundskeeper Woody Peters? So many questions that must be addressed. All of that plus your calls as IWS Radio presents: Conventions, Cuckolds, And Craziness

After a lengthy 4 month hiatus that seemed more like 40 years walking through the desert, IWS Radio is back, and during our trek through the desert, we found Jesus. Jesus said unto us, "Return to podcasting and entertain the masses." To which Pastor Matt asked, "Should we call it a Godcast?" He told Pastor Matt to shut up. But anyhoodle, join Pastor Matt and the Pastor's Wife Jamie Mapleleaf on Sunday for a different take on the Bible LIVE from the Mattican, as IWS Radio presents: The LORD and the LADY!! 

As Nietzsche said, "The end of a melody is not its goal: but nonetheless, had the melody not reached its end it would not have reached its goal either..." and so, with a brass heavy orchestral flourish of horns and laughter, it is time for Jay, Matt, Jamie, and the rest of the IWS Radio staff to lay down our instruments of satire and sarcasm, and finish our 10 year concerto of comedy. We will leave the dance floor where we began, with witty banter, good music, booze, laughter, insight on politics and pop culture, and celebrate the nearly ten years of offering quality entertainment at a fair price. All of that plus your calls at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents: Our Vast And Diverse Worldwide Nightmare Is Over

The end is near for IWS Radio and emotions are running pretty high! Some folks are snapping at others, some are feeling nostalgic and sad, and others are just openly weeping in public. That's a bad look. But, Matt, Jamie, and Jay are professionals and must soldier on! We are determined to bring the funny right up until the final curtain. We'll be here with our usual witty banter, good/bad music, delicious/nasty booze, and all kinds of other shenanigans. Join us for all the fun and games as we charge full throttle into internet radio history! Or something like that. The phone lines are always open @ 661.244.9852! 

As the ten year run of IWS Radio winds down to its slow, agonizing end, we are looking back and finding that our podcast life has been as cruel as it has been long. With three shows left before we turn out the lights, Jay, Matt, and Jamie Mapleleaf continue to look back on our shows. There will as always, be witty banter, drinks flowing, bad/good music, mockery of Trump and the GOP, hilarious old audios from our staff, and another installment of Toilet Talk with Tiny Head. All of that plus your calls at 661.244.9852. You'll laugh til' you cry as IWS Radio presents: Life Is As Long As It Is Cruel.

Here at IWS Radio we love LOVE and hate goodbyes. Unfortunately this is Part 1 of the Long Goodbye as we count down to our final show on March 1. But, we're not going quietly! Hell no! We have an action packed show planned for you this week. Matt, Jaime and Jay are here to celebrate Valentine's Day, the silliness that is the state of Iowa, impeachment, The Oscars and soooooo much more! Plus, Bobby Kraft has a situation and is in need of help in the romance department! So, naturally he turned to Guy Ahnyurdyck, and the results are HILARIOUS! All this plus who knows what other kinds of shenanigans we'll get into, plus YOUR CALLS @ 661.244.9852! 

Super Bowl 54 is fast upon us and the IWS Radio Team is here to breakdown what may or may not happen during the week long hype, which company will have the best commercials, the halftime talent, and may even discuss the actual game itself. Also, we found out that Matt will be working during Super Bowl Sunday because his co-worker is taking the day off, so we will also discuss annoying co-workers we've had over the years. There will be witty banter, good/bad music, cocktails galore, chicken wings, chili, Jamie Mapleleaf, and your phone calls at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents:  Super LIV And Annoying Coworkers

Social media (and the world in general) is full of overly-dramatic people and IWS Radio is here to make fun of them. Drama Queens and Kings can be exhuasting, but they call also be very entertaining. We have those friends who post vague things on social media looking for sympathy and attention. They post things like "NEED PRAYERS!" and nothing else or "OMG I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" or the even more ominous "I'M DONE! GOODBYE!" Others just post sad memes or bad poetry when they're going through it. Then there's the big one "I can't talk about it right now, but ..." And, there's the super sensitive people who are always getting into fights, arguments and tiffs with friends or strangers on the internet. Luckily, Matt, Jamie, and Jayman would never engage in such drama, nor would we get into a big social media fight with others. That's why we and the IWS Players are going to grab some snacks and kick back while enjoying everyone else's drama! As always you can call us up and tell us all about your latest drama @ 661.244.9852! 

Sunday is the Feast of the Fabulous Wild Men Day and Kiss a Ginger Day so of course, Jay, Matt, Jamie and the rest of the IWS Radio team will be celebrating both!! We will engage in wild and wacky witty banter about the events of today, drink more booze than we should, play some good/bad music, and maybe skin a red-tail squirrel...who knows? We will also have Jamie MapleLeaf singing her new, shooting to the top of the pop charts song, Dicks In The Deli. All of that plus your calls at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents Wild Men Feasting On The Gingers!!

The holidays are finally over and World War Three is about to start so let's all just sit around and shoot the breeze until the Earth is blown to smithereens. How much fun will that be? Matt, Jamie and Jay are ready for anything and nothing. Hopefully nothing. We have no idea where this show is going to go, but we're pretty sure it will be funny at some point. Maybe more than one, but we don't like to over-promise and under-deliver, so we'll just keep those expectations low. There will be our usual witty banter, good/bad songs and booze and we'll hear from some of the IWS Players who have something they need to share with the world via internet radio. And, as always the phone lines will be wide open @ 661.244.9852 if anyone wants to share anything with the internet before we all die. This show is gonna be a blast! (Probably) 

2019 is quickly appearing in the rear view mirror and it's time to punch the gas and zoom into 2020, and what better way to do that than hop on the IWS Party Bus with Jay, Matt, and and a diaper-wearing Jamie MapleLeaf? There will be witty banter, flowing rivers of booze, good and bad music, a look back on 2019, and prognostications for 2020. There will be special guests a plenty and as always, your phone calls at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents: 2020: New Year, New Me, Same Great Hilarity

Nobody loves Christmas more than the good people at IWS Radio. Oh sure, Jesus and Santa are both fictional characters, but so what? We can still love them anyway. Just like we love Alex Forrest and Catherine Tramell and wish those two people were also real. That's why we still love Christmas. If you strip away all the religious and commercial nonsense, Christmas is about things like peace on Earth and goodwill towards men. What's not to love about that? So, let's all just hang out here in IWS Radio and spread all kinds of good cheer and drink some good cheer together!  Matt, Jamie, and Jay will be hanging out celebrating the holiday season and all that makes it so great and maybe no-so-great. Witty banter will abound as will good/bad Xmas music, some poetry and of course booze. Being together with family and friends while celebrating Impeachmas ... I mean, Christmas is what the holidays are all about! So, call us up @ 661,.244.9852 and let's all have a holly, jolly time together! 

It's that time of year where deeply religious Christians like Jay, Matt, Jamie MapleLeaf, and the other staff at IWS Radio joyfully and prayerfully celebrate the supernatural birth of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, but before all of the ecumenical solemnity, there must be a rowdy, ribald, and drunken, naked Office Christmas Party and you are all invited. There will be witty and hilarious yuletide banter, good and bad music, alcohol flowing, overused mistletoe, and your phone calls as IWS Radio presents: Lips Of Regret 'Neath The Christmas Party Mistletoe   

The War on Christmas has officially resumed and the folks at IWS Radio are ready to jump into the middle of the fight and mix it up with both sides! As you know Matt-Man, Jamie, and Jayman are always a bit conflicted over this conflict. We see all sides of the issue and are always ready to do battle with anyone at any time. Basically, we think this War on Christmas is hilarious and we're here to laugh at everyone involved.  As always the IWS Players will be here to share their unique view of the world and bring a smile to your face. There will be witty banter, good/bad music, good/bad booze and all kinds of shenanigans. No matter which side you're on, you'll find something to be happy and, not so happy about in this very exciting episode of IWS Radio! And, of course the Battle Lines will be open @ 661.244.9852 for any cultural warrior who wants to get it on with us! 

That time of year is here folks. The Holidays are here and ushering in strong feelings of joy, jocularity and friendship, as well as dread, anger, and loneliness. It is indeed the best of times and the worst of times, but fear not...  Jay, Matt, and the rest of the IWS Radio team are here to help you navigate the landmines of the holidays with hilarious tips on how to make it the most wonderful time of the year. There will be witty banter, good/bad music, festive beverages, and great advice to get you through Thanksgiving, Black Friday, Christmas Office parties, and that Jewish holiday spelled 8,000 different ways. We will even have our very own Hamiton Ti-Cat Jamie MapleLeaf on with a CFL Grey Cup preview. All of that plus your calls at 661.244.9852 as IWS presents: Handicapping The Heartache And Hilarity Of The Holidays!!  

Does it seem as though society is going to hell in a handbasket? Have people gotten meaner and nastier? Well, yes this is happening. Everyone is so angry all the time and here at IWS Radio we think we know why. People have forgotten how to be decent to one another.  Matt, Jamie, and Jay believe this is because we've all stopped doing the little things to make each other's lives better. We're losing our humanity. Luckily, Matt, Jamie, and Jay are some of the kindest, most helpful people on Earth! We're here to teach everyone how to be a better human being through instruction and leading by example. We're gonna describe just some of the wonderful things we have done for others in hopes of inspiring you to do the same.  As always the IWS Players will be here to bring the funny. We'll have some witty banter, good/bad music and the bar will be open! Speaking of open, the phone lines will also be open @ 661.244.9852! Call us up and let's fix society together! 

The holidays are fast approaching and you don't want to go a drunken and dysfunctional family Thanksgiving dinner or a tear-filled and angry Christmas get together unprepared mentally and unarmed emotionally, so...Jay, Matt and the IWS team are going to help you hone your highly opinionated and tightly held beliefs so you can fight holiday fire with finely tuned, smugly superior sarcasm and an arsenal of, I'm Right; You're Wrong bombshells. The IWS team will be airing their nuclear fueled opinions as well on politics, people, music, sports, and things. There will also be witty banter, drinks, Jamie MapleLeaf boob talk, and an angry Schmoop. All of that plus your phone calls at 661.244.9852 as IWS presents: I'm Right; You're Wrong, Here's A Turkey Leg And A Gift Card

Does it seem like everyone just talks so much and will never shut up and listen? Matt, Jamie, and Jay have noticed the same thing. So, we're gonna sit around and talk about this and other stuff. At some point, we will stop talking and let other people talk. Maybe. See, we have a lot to say. I think we do. Well, we talk a lot, but that's because we're world-famous internet radio stars. We're SUPPOSED to talk a lot. That's what we do. We are pretty good listeners too, though. We're very talented like that.  As always the IWS Players will be here to entertain and dazzle you with their brilliance. We'll have good/bad music and good/bad booze to review. Aaaaaaand there will be lots of hilarious witty banter! Call us up @ 661.244.9852 if you would also like to, you know, talk. 

Has Jamie killed anyone in her dreams lately?

Fall is in full swing. The leaves are changing color as they fall from the trees and die upon the stone cold reality of winter's opening act, as the sun drops below the horizon ever earlier as to mock the peasants of humanity who dwell 'neath her blazing caress of warmth and light. And then again... It's also a good time to kick back with some drinks, banter wittily, play some good/bad music, do a little self-introspection, and make fun of President Trump and his Keystone Kremlinites. So yeah, let's do that. The entire IWS gang is going to supply a hilarious polka beat to the dirge of Autumn as we talk all things related to something of consequence. So, listen and call-in at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents: Introspection, Evaluation, And Inflammation  

Everybody loves fall! It's the very best time of year. The weather is perfect. NFL, NCAA Football, Basketball, Hockey and the World Series are all going on. You get to wear your favorite sweater and fuzzy socks. You can also crank up the fireplace and cook bit pots full of comfort food. What's not to love? Well, there is ONE THING that is getting out of hand: PUMPKIN SPICE! Seriously, y'all! It's time to back away from the pumpkin spice! Matt, Jamie and Jay have just about had enough of this crap, and we're not gonna take it anymore!  In addition to our Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf, we'll be joing by the IWS Players who have some thoughts on this most amazing time of year. Don't worry, they'll bring the funny as always. Witty Banter, good/bad songs and good/bad booze will be provided too. So, grab a big-ass pumpkin spice latte and gather around the computer and even call us up on Spice Lines @ 661.244.9852 and join in all the fun and games! 

The critics and naysayers all said that it couldn't and shouldn't be done, but nonetheless we here at IWS Radio have fired up the metronome, loosened up our vocal chords, and are ready to sing for the world...Some of the voices will be good, some not so much, but we all have a caged bird within us in the form of song, and our gaggle of caged birds will be heard!! In addition to the typical witty banter, a bit of impeachment talk, and booze taste testing, we will have vocal stylings from Jay, Matt, Jamie, Schmoop, Bionic Bill, Jesse Ferg, Nurse Doon, Nurse Doom's son TJ, Bobby Kraft, and who knows who else will feel the need to sing themselves free. So listen LIVE, call-in at 661.244.9852 and sing on the air, and enjoy all of the musical shenanigans as IWS Radio presents: IWS Radio Sings In The Key Of Hilarity

It's Oktoberfest time again y'all and IWS Radio is ready to party! We've got the beer on ice, the sausages on the grill and we're all wearing our finest lederhosen! We'll talk about what a great place Germany is (kinda), German beer, food and, of course, women! Plus there are other national and international celebrations going on that we will touch on too. Matt, Jay and Jaime are also going to the bottom of this whole image of Germans as serious and exacting. It's total crap you guys! Germans know how to party!  The IWS Players will also be here to help celebrate. We'll cover Oktoberfest in Canada and Reneckville plus get some inspiration from Deep Debbie and who knows what else will happen! As always there will be witty banter, good/bad music and BEER! So, grab a cold beverage, a hot pretzel and goose step on over to IWS Radio for all the fun and games. All this and YOUR CALLS @ 661.244.9852! 

It's International Dot Day kids, a day to celebrate and electrify one's imagination, creativity and make one's mark upon the world. Why is it called Dot Day, you ask? Well, use your creativity to figure that out along with Jay, Matt, Jamie, and the rest if the IWS team as we let the sexy creative juices flow. We'll have banter dotted with wittiness, music with dots of goodness and badness, booze tasting that may leave us dottoed and blottoed, as well as Bobby Kraft with some Straw Talk, and a rarely outraged Guy Ahnyurdyck ranting about his short-lived marriage. All of that plus your calls at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents: Leave Your Mark And Dot YOUR I.  

It's our Season 10 Premier and things are about to get wild y'all! Seriously, this is our TENTH SEASON of IWS Radio! That's cray-cray! It's gonna be LIT AF too! We're throwing the party of the century to celebrate. Or something. The witty banter is gonna be eXtra witty. The good and bad songs will be eXtra good and bad. The booze will be eXtra boozy. In short, Matt, Jaime and Jay are gonna be ..... eXtra in Season X!  As always the IWS Players will be around to help us celebrate by brininging the funny. On top of that we will be making our Super Bowl predictions, sending out our thoughts and prayers to Alabama after the state was ravaged by Hurricane Dorian, and honestly who knows what else will happen. We like to keep things pretty loosy-goosey, ya know. Of course the eXtreme phone lines will be open @ 661.244.9852 if you've got something you need to talk about. So, grab some snacks and refreshments and hit the dance floor as we party down and get eXtra in Season X! 

All good things must come to an end and Season 9 of IWS Radio is no exception. So join Jay, Matt, and Jamie MapleLeaf as they look back upon the hilarity, the heartbreak, and commode hugging good times of Season 9.  Scheduled to appear are Donald Trump, The Ferg, Nurse Doom, Schmoop, Bionic Bill, and of course all of the usual suspects such as Bobby Kraft, Guy Ahnyurdyck, and the other top notch IWS Radio talent. We'll also have some witty banter, good/bad music, booze will be available, and your phone calls at 661.244.9852, as IWS Radio presents: Hilarity In The Rear View Mirror

It's just about time to kick off the 2019 NFL and college football season and the gang at IWS Radio is here to break it all down for ya! Well, kind of. We'll preview the season and talk about what makes football the best, and worst, sport on Earth. We'll also give you some great Fantasy Football advice. Hell, we'll even hear from Joe Buck and Troy Aikman! Oh and we'll be analyzing the best ways to tailgate too. Hell yeah!  As always our Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf will be here along with the IWS Players to bring a smile to your face and warm your hearts. There will be good/bad music, booze and all kinds of witty banter. Plus, the latest on the Jeffery Epstein murder and cover up and other big events of the week. And of course YOUR CALLS @ 661.244.9852! 

There has been a wrench thrown into the well-oiled machine that is IWS Radio. Oh sure Jayman has been ready for the show for days as usual, but Matt not so much because in spite of his lack of customer service skills, he has to cover the Beer Mine for others, so...instead of cancelling the show, we will press on, wing it, and work without a net. We have no idea of what we will talk about. No idea if we will play any audios, play any music, or drink any booze, or perhaps...we will drink quite a bit of booze. One thing IS for certain, we'll still bring the funny, and of course Jamie MapleLeaf will be there in order to suck the fun from the show. So... We'll have all of that hilarious nothingness plus your calls at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents: Winging It and Walking Without A Net.

So breakups are a thing? Unfortunately, yes they are. Whether it's lovers or best friends breakups are the worst. And, as has been predicted since day one there has been a big breakup here at IWS Radio. What? No, not Matt and Jay! I'm talking about Jamie and Guy! Their relationship was doomed from the begining, but after giving it everything they had, Jamie and Guy have called it quits after six tumultuous years, uh, months, uh weeks. Seems like longer, right?  Anyway, we're here to console both Jamie and Guy and give our best advice to everyone out there on how to survive having your heart blown to smitherines and move on while keeping your dignity intact. Jamie Mapleleaf will be here along with the IWS Players to join the shenanigans. There will be witty banter, good/bad music and as always, BOOZE! Booze is a very important ingredient in recovering from heartbreak. Plus YOUR CALLS! We want to hear YOUR breakup stories on the Patty Loveless Phone Lines @ 661.244.9852! 

IWS Radio has been riding a heatwave of immature hilarity for years, but now, Jay and Matt have decided it's time to grow up, put their 12 year old boy humor in the freezer, and act their 50 something year old ages. Oh sure, there will be witty banter with some light-hearted immaturity, but after that? We are going full-on mature...or at least try. There will be some good and bad Adult Contemporary music, an adult alcohol taste testing, an angry and hurt Jamie Ahnyurdyck with an important announcement, and your phone calls at 661.244.9852. So listen in and maturate with us as IWS Radio presents: Maturating Instead Of Masturbating 

It's National Nude Day so let's all rock out with our cock out and free the nipple! Matt, Jamie and Jay are gonna be celebrating by doing the show COMPLETELY NAKED! Too bad for you guys it's radio, huh? You'll just have to use your imagination. There will be stories of naked shenanigans though. Some streaking, skinny dippin', just hanging out naked in nature, and maybe a trip to a nude beach even! OH MY! We'll also make fun of people who are offended by nudity and just celebrate the beauty that is the human body!  As always Jamie Mapleleaf will be here along with the IWS Players to bring the funny and add some naked class to the proceedings. There will be naked witty banter, good/bad music and BOOZE! Booze is always a factor in getting naked, so it's a must! Anway, let's all get naked and celebrate National Nude Day here in IWS Radio with YOUR CALLS @ 661.244.952! 

July is here, the heat is on, and Jamie MapleLeaf is sweating while sitting in the Yorktown Continental Airport while waiting on flight 1781 as Jay and Matt watch teleprompters bursting in air over Ft. McHendry, while watching some hot Women's World Cup action. So...The IWS Radio team is going to make this hot swampy, sexy, mess of July better and funnier with witty banter, drinks, good/bad music and your phone calls at 661.244.9852  as IWS Radio presents: Heat, Hilarity, And Historical Hiccups 

Happy Pride y'all! And Happy Independence Day! And Happy Canada Day! Woooooo! It's time for a celebration and IWS Radio is where the party is at baby! It's the last day of Pride Month and as with any big extravaganza IWS Radio is here to be the closing act by hosting one last big blowout! Plus we are a multi-national podcast representing both the U.S. and Canada and our patriotism knows no bounds! So, break out the party supplies, the Stars and Stripes and the Mapleleaf and let your rainbow colored freak flags proudly fly people!  You know the drill. There will be witty banter, good/bad music, booze taste tests and all kinds of shenanigans. Our Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf will be here along with the IWS Players and as is tradition on our Pride show every year we will be hanging out with Lesbian Angie! We'll even play a little Q & Gay with her! You KNOW you don't want to miss that! Fire up the grills, grab a cold and joing us for a hilarious time and don't forget that the patriotic and proud phone lines are always open @ 661.244.9852! 

It's Father's Day again and social media will be Lit AF with daughters whining about their horrible paternal unit, and single mothers demanding a piece of the celebration. Here at IWS Radio it is no different, as Jayman and Schmoop will be in full-on catharsis mode as they talk about their dads. Jamie MapleLeaf, who has little recollection of her dad, and Matt who had a great dad, will sit back, relax, and drink some brews as they listen to the maudlin duo's hilarious emotional meltdowns. We'll have that, plus witty banter, an update on the marriage of the century between Jamie and Guy Ahnyurdyck, a heartfelt farewell from Sarah Huckabee, good/bad music, booze tasting, and your calls at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents: Jayman And Schmoop's Annual Therapy Session

We all have wedding disaster stories. Some of them are funny. Some are sad. Some are unbelievable. Guy and Jamie got married on Saturday and it was, well, very unfortunate™ to say the least. Most of the wedding party was drunik and angry. The staff at IWS Radio is either angry, hurt or just completely bewildered. The bride and groom are ... CREEPY AF! And, if a movie was made about the wedding and reception the entire premise would get laughed out of the studio as being just too preposterous to even bother with.  Nurse Doom and Schmoop have many thoughts on this whole thing, while Joshua is appauled at the decor and lack of organization, and Bobby Kraft is straight up insulted and unhappy. Matt-Man, Jayman will be hanging out at the bar reliving all the debachery, and an EPICALLY hungover Tiny Head will be posted up in the bathroom asking "what the hell happened?" Plus, hopefully we'll be joined by the bride herself if she gets some free time to call in from wherever the hell the honeymoon will be. All this pluss YOUR CALLS @ 661.244.9852! Let's put a ring on this show y'all! 

Well June is here, and it's the beginning of wedding season and we here at IWS Radio are very excited that our very own Jamie MapleLeaf and Guy Ahnyurdyck will be tying the knot on June 9th, and this week Jay, Matt, and the rest of the staff will be making wedding plans for their big day. We'll be discussing securing the church, the hotel, menu, reception hall, and taking odds on how long this marriage will last. Currently the over/under stands at 8......weeks. So join us live for some wedding plans, witty banter, good/bad music, drinks, Toilet Talk with Tiny Head, and your calls at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents: Wedding Plans Are All About The Bride

A very happy, yet somber Memorial Day to all. This is the day we celebrate America's war dead by having big mattress sales, used car extravaganzas and apparently a big KKK rally. As always Matt, Jay and Jamie are here to celebrate those who gave all to protect this great country and ridicule the idiots rallying in white robes. Oh, and all the other idiots and morons and silly people we have encountered recently.  As always we'll be joined by Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf and the IWS Players who will bring the funny. There will be witty banter, including Jayman's trip to flood-ravaged Omaha, Nebraska. Plus, some good and bad music, good and bad booze and who knows what all else we'll get into. So, join us and remember the Memorial Day Hotlines will be open at 661.244.9852 so you can tell us what's on your mind! 

Well it's Mother's Day and there are plenty of mothers roaming the IWS Radio studio, and I'm not talking maternal mothers. It's a day of national natal celebration and Jayman has flown the IWS womb to travel to Omaha and canine sit Warren Buffett's dogs, so...Matt is sharing the responsibility of providing quality entertainment at a fair price with the uber-lovely Jamie Mapleleaf. Here's the thing...Jayman did a show with her a couple of weeks ago, so it's like Matt is getting his sloppy seconds, and Matt ain't too proud to beg. Anyway, the show will go on without Jayman, but with witty banter, good/bad music, booze tasting, hilarity, royal black babies, and you phone calls at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents: Matt-Man Is Getting Jayman's Sloppy Seconds

May is here and the April showers have brought May flowers, but with them comes the pollen of post cabin fever madness and mayhem. We here at IWS Radio are not immune to all of those allergies of aggravation either, and we are going to blow our noses and get out all of the hate. We'll talk about mushroom hunting in Ohio...people we have an irrational or perhaps rational hatred for...recap the Kentucky Derby...delve into our madness, and...talk a little Cinco de Mayo. There will be witty banter, good/bad music, drinking, the Janet of the Week, and Bill Barr the Attorney Generalizer. All of that plus the uber-lovely Jamie Mapleaf and you calls at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents: Mushrooms, Madness, MAYhem...and Hold De Mayo!!

It's time once again for our annual celebration of National Poetry Month. Matt and Jay are here to talk pretty and make words magical once again. We'll be sharing our favorite poems and even some original action! Things might get a little emotional so bring some tissues. Poetry is all about the heart and feelings, ya know? Practice your poetry snaps and break out the bongos because it's about to go down y'all!  As always Jamie Mapleleaf will be here, and she will be reciting an original poem of her own! We'll also hear from Lesbian Angie with one of her favorite poems that she has written. Of course the IWS Players will be here too bringing us the finest in the world of poetry and the spoken word. It's going to be an amazing show full of free stylin' and rhymin' folks. As always the Rhyme Line will be open @ 661.244.9852 for anyone who would like to share their favorite poes with the world! 

Wash your hands, and dress up in your fancy clothes because we are having a come to Jesus meeting with JC and the Easter Bunny. The IWS Radio team will be hiding eggs, praising the Lord, and seeking salvation twelve ounces at a time. Jesus will be doing his stand-up act from Ha-Ha's in Haifa. Guy will be touring Christ's tomb, and Mary Magdalene will be nagging about being married to the Son of God. In addition to all of that holy fun, we'll have good/bad music, discuss the upcoming NFL draft, get naked for Christ, and sample Joe McIntyre's beer. So join us live and call-in at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents: The Drunk, Naked, And Blasphemous Easter Show

Game of Thrones is a cultural phenomenon that has completely missed the IWS Radio gang. We don't get it, but that's not gonna stop us from talking about it. Well, not ALL of us. It's with great sadness that we announce that Matt-Man has chosen not to participate in this week's IWS Radio. Jayman and Jamie are going to try to pick up the pieces and move on with the show the best we can. We'll engage in our own form of witty banter, talking about making ice, serial killers and the pain of being abandoned.  We'll be joined by the IWS Players who will do their best to cheer us all up by bringing the funny as they always do. Plus we'll have some good and bad music, then we'll recap the IWS NCAA Bracket Challenge, preview the NBA & NHL Playoffs, The Masters, and of course get to the bottom of this Game of Thrones and Walking Dead silliness. Plus, we'll be taking YOUR CALLS @ 661.244.9852. Call us up and tell us what's on your mind and hang out with us! 

While Jay and Matt continue to enjoy their status as international internet radio stars with calm and appreciative humility, Jamie Mapleleaf has developed an ego bigger than Jay and Matt's combined, and is DEMANDING that she become a full partner of the IWS empire by receiving the password to the IWS Radio BTR account. The ugly and hilariously hurtful negotiations will take place LIVE. Also, Sunday is National Beer Day, and we'll be tossing back more than a few bottles of liquid fun. Annnnnd we'll discuss the Final Four, macrowave installation, the power of prayer, play some good/bad music, and enjoy the debut of Toilet Talk with Joe McIntyre's Girlfriend.   All of that, plus your phone calls at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents: The Keys To The Drunken Kingdom

Relationships with family and friends and get complicated. People drift apart, get jelous and sometimes people are oblivious to what's happening around them. Matt and Jay know all about these kinds of problems and we're here to help folks out. Not by giving any great advice, of course. Instead we're gonna share our own stories in these areas hoping to lead by example. You know, learn from our mistakes. Cause you know we totally screw stuff up all the time. We'll also share some stories of "romantic misunderstandings" where we didn't quite get the signals that were being sent our way. I guess we could talk about women not getting OUR signals we were putting out, but I think we all know they were just ignoring us.  As always our Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf will be here along with the IWS Players to bring the funny. Plus, we're involved in some pretty deep negotiations with Jamie over a certain situation, and might need folks to give us their take on this issue. Of course there will be witty banter, good and bad music, booze and all kinds of shenanigans. The "It's Complicated" phone lines are always open @ 661.244.9852 so call us up and join all the fun! 

March Madness has driven us crazy, so we are hopping aboard a Norwegian Cruise Liner and setting off to the drunken wackiness that is the Caribbean Sea. That's right we are spending our Spring Break aboard a hateful Norwegian Cruie Line ship and all hands of hilarity are on deck. Jay and Matt will be bantering wittily, playing some good and bad music, and taste testing some booze as Jamie Mapleleaf bronzes herself and her slightly deflated volleyball sized boobs in the sun. It's going to be a Caine Mutiny of Merriment when we take over the Captain's wheel, and take this ship into the port of your funny bone. So join us LIVE and Call-In at 661.244.9852 as IWS Radio presents:  Spring Breakin' On Norwegian Cruise Lines!!

Slainte and Erin Go Bragh y'all! It's St. Patrick's Day and Matt, Jay and Jamie are ready to celebrate the occassion with all kinds of hilarious good times and possibly some drunken antics. We're very traditional people that way. We'll be celebrating all things Ireland including the music, the people, the food and other Irish stuff! Plus, we'll talk a bit about NCAA basketball and Selection Sunday, analyze what went on in the world the last week, and of course engage in some of the wittiest witty banter you've ever heard in your life!  As always our Canadian Bureau Chief Jamie Mapleleaf will be here with the IWS Players to brighten your day a bit with their charm and sophisticated brand of comedy. And, as always the phone lines will be open @ 661.244.9852 for you to call in and tell us what's on your mind. So, put a pot of Irish Stew on the stove, grab a Guinness and join us for all the shenanigans while enjoying another EPIC St. Patrick's Day extravaganza!