Noelle forces her best friend Jessica to watch movies and then talk about them.
In our January installment of So Garbage It's Good, we were stuck in "A ROADSIDE INN TURNED INTO A TRAP OF DOOM!"
"Paradise? Paradise can go fuck itself."
"Can men and women be friends or does sex always get in the way?"
In this installment of Mr. Winter's Christmas Corner, we find that "Living in a house full of women can be murder."
In this installment of Mr. Winter's Christmas Corner, we learn "How Charles Dickens wrote "A Christmas Carol" and created a tradition."
It's time for Mr. Winter's Christmas Corner, so "Welcome to the jingle."
It's the last installment of Noelle's Number Ones for November, and it's "The Blonde Leading The Blonde."
It's the next installment of Noelle's Number Ones for November, "Through his rear window and the eye of his powerful camera he watched a great city tell on itself, expose its cheating ways...and Murder!
In our next installment for Noelle's Number Ones for November, we learn "The artist's job is not to succumb to despair but to find an antidote for the emptiness of existence."
The last installment of Spooktober and there's "A secret experiment. A deadly virus. A fatal mistake."
It's our 3rd week of Spooktober and "YIKES! They've Landed!"
Our second installment for Spooktober and it is "The picture you MUST see from the beginning... Or not at all!... For no one will be seated after the start of... Alfred Hitchcock's greatest shocker Psycho."
Happy Spooktober and "If you think it means bad luck...YOU DON'T KNOW THE HALF OF IT."
This month's installment of So Garbage it's Good, has us asking ourselves; "What would you do if your mother was a hooker?"
"They're going to pin something on that smart cop from Philidelphia . . . maybe a medal . . . maybe a murder!"
" SPOOK CHASER... A reckless sleuth follows the trail of a white ZOMBIE!"
"The call of the wild, the thrill of adventure. The mistake of a lifetime."
It's time for another installment of so garbage, it's good; "– and I don't think either of us would let anything stand in the way of our respective destinies...time is a small matter... there is always tomorrow."
It's a cold day in hell and someone's gonna need to milk a Graboid!
"Filled with all the love and warmth and joy...the human heart can hold!"
"Meet Laura Palmer... In a town where nothing is as it seems... And everyone has something to hide."
"Deadlier than Dracula! Wilder than the Werewolf! More frightening than Frankenstein!"
"He'll Hold You In Silence As Deep As Your Emotions!"
"Sensational! Eerie! Sinister! Weird! The most unusual picture of the year!"
"There were many sights they planned to see. This was not one of them."
"At times it looked like it might cost them their jobs, their reputations, and maybe even their lives."
It's time for our crap movie of the month, and "The Killers Of The Future Are Ready Now".
"Mrs. Miniver is more than a picture -- It's dramatic. It's tender. It's human. It's real."
Welcome to another installment of so garbage it's good! This week, we have "Living dead men- Existing on the flesh of the young and beautiful!"
"Behold - The Miracle Of The Movies! - Coming To Amaze You, Charm You, Thrill You!" "
The fabulous Blues Brothers ring in the last movie of Jessica's Fantastic February Film Fest, and it's just "A briefcase full of blues. "
This month is Jessica's February Film Faves. The first installment is Kung Fu Hustle and we went "From walking disaster to kung fu master".
This month's crap movie is all about the awful Manster, he is "Half-Man, Half-Monster!"
For the second installment of Jessica's February Film Faves, we watched The Fifth Element. "250 years in the future, all will be lost unless the fifth element is found".
This month is Jessica's February Film Faves. The first installment is Kung Fu Hustle and we went "From walking disaster to kung fu master".
This month's crap movie is all about the awful Manster, he is "Half-Man, Half-Monster!"