The words of Abraham Lincoln risen from the grave. Frequently updated political comedy.
The exciting conclusion of... THE ABRAHAM LINCOLN LOGS! Abe has a conversation with Mary Todd about how their 200 episode stint has made human civilization over into a kind of utopia. How the old boss is same as the new boss and how to smash our jailer society with three easy-to-remember daily tasks. Thank you all for your time and your attention, Your friend, Abraham Lincoln
Abe talks Swine Flu, Biden's Blank Check, and Obama's stray plane. VP promises blank check to entertainment cartel.
Abe talks to, about and from Iran. The "Neda video," torture, and the truth-revealing power of images Nokia helps Iran spy Internet Surveillance and Iran How the Internet helps Iran silence activists. Iran Uprising - Live Blog 5 reasons we must support Iran Whistleblower outs AT&T spy room Noted Obama admirer lambasts him on civil liberties, secrecy
Abe talks about Obama's no-good, very-bad week: dismissing the online community who put him in office as potheads, failing to keep his DEA promises, and siding with the RIAA over damages of 150,000 per stolen MP3. Obama sides with RIAA
Abe wonders about our obligation to booster Obama. Partial list of corporate lickspittles who are allowed to know what's in the secret copyright treaty the Obama administration claims is a matter of "national security"
Abe says "stop the drug war," then sheepishly appends "...please." Marijuana is the new Obama. U.S. to yield marijuana jurisdiction to states
Abe laughs a little about the Republican leadership, roasts Rush and explains what it means to be "da man." Also Anthrax attacks. Glen Greenwald: Remembering the Anthrax Attacks
Abe recaps Obama's speech to congress and notes two interesting departures from "change." Also - tirades and apologies on marijuana law, sentiment and progress in a reefer-mad week. Is Gitmo worse under Obama?
Abe repeats himself on the subject of marijuana law, Obama's new drug czar and some possible rationales for Obama backing Bush's creepy executive claims. Putting marijuana in perspective.
Abe talks about Michael Phelps, George Obama and other less telegenic vicitms of the drug war. Also Obama made a swear, executive salary caps and the problem of prosecuting AND defending the architects of torture. When the Washington Post makes a plea in defense of pot you know you've become mainstream.
Abe wishes Obama a sterling inauguration day - may it augur 8 long years of recovery for a new and better America. Also Abe critiques Obama's pre-inauguration appointments and discusses what Obama's choice of surgeon general means for marijuana. Clueless hack for transportation czar.
Mary Todd Lincoln joins Abraham Lincoln via phone for the down and dirty on the impending US election.
Abe has some advice for Ron "Hollywood" Howard. (Links to follow)
Abe recaps Obama's Wednesday debate, Thursday's roasted McCain (and his girl Friday.) Also - Obama's iPhone app VS McCain's promotional wax cylinder which "sorta doubles as a candle." Love the logs? Join THE ABRAHAM LINCOLN LOGS Facebook group! Obama roasts McCain at Al Smith dinner.
Abe preaches only to the converted, badmouthing John McCain to any Internet-saavy and likely left-leaning liberals who will listen. The Elitest-est! John McCain's - "MY FELLOW PRISONERS" as free, downloadable iPhone ringtone.
Abe watches the bailout bill which includes sexy new "undercover" powers for the IRS: The name is Bond. JUNK Bond. Palin says Obama palling around with terrorists.
Abe knows Senate only approved $700 billion bailout with now famous "39-cent excise tax for children's wooden practice arrows" exemption hoping "message arrows" might reverse "socialist" trend of breast cancer awareness stamps. Abe also feels that Sarah Palin is the victim of "Gotcha Journalism" but knows that before Sarah Palin we just called it "Journalism." The House limits constituent emails.
Abe votes to bailout "good" and votes no on "evil." Or was it the reverse? Palin claims Dinosaurs and humans coexisted.
Abe debates the debates, urges McCain to "scroll down" and chats up Amy Goodman about Martial Law. Googling "Posse Comitatus"
Abe leaks Palin's tears talking about email, privacy, surveillance and the role of technology in the upcoming battle for control of the remote. Palin hides emails like Bush Whitehouse.
Abe's all moved in to his new secret headquarters - and has a confession to make... Fey & Pohler utterly killing as Palin & Clinton on SNL.
Having solved all political problems once and for all, Abe decides to treat himself to a hiatus. FISA, Bush, Obama, Kucinich and the rest - take a rest... Are musicians owed royalties for performance of their music in torture chambers?
Abe is BACK from his travels and once again ready to do his part. Learn of the Internet-less back country and the things he saw there. Also FISA,(Faux)Bama, and asking if anyone has noticed that the US Gov is apparently corrupt and terrible? Glen Greenwald talks about FISA sensibly.
Abe bows to recently deceased George Carlin, talks about telecom immunity and Obama - and what we can do to fix it, corporate ownership the rich versus the poor and Fox threatening America on behalf of Bush... Now on hiatus for a couple of weeks while Abe travels the country looking for his Bill of Rights. House gives immunity to telecoms, OKs unconstitutional spying.
Abe teases out McCain's theory of "free men" and "fri tos" as well as invoking the awesome power of ceiling cat to save the Internet. Stop the spying.
Abe teases out McCain's theory of "free men" and "fri tos" as well as invoking the awesome power of ceiling cat to save the Internet. McCain : habeas corpus a privilege not a right.
Abe gives a shout-out to Kucinich, makes sure Pelosi gets home safely, and uses some terrible, terrible words - but only in quoting McCain... Kucinich impeachment sets groundwork for future Bush war crimes tribunal.
Abe analyzes Hillary's concession speaks, reminds you just how "bendy" McCains straight talk is, and lets you in on Bush's plan for his senior year prank. Hillary suspends campaign & endorses Obama
Abe recommends a ripping tome for all lovers of the freedom, pans the Pentagons peace-nik "pain-o-lator," and scrubs the week clean of presidential happenstance and serves you the muck on a silver platter. DOWNLOAD "Little Brother" a young adult novel by Cory Doctorow
Abe mostly teases Clinton, and her deluded, awful supporters - but also McCain and his deluded, awful racism. Clinton supporters threaten to vote for McCain (out of spite.)
Abe finally gets around to talking about celebrities, and hits Hillary up for her idle daydreams of bloody murder... Dead troops remembered by president who had them killed.
Abe talks Scientology... plus "Main Core" in the main stream OR "Why can't Arianna read (between the lines?)" There are 8 Million reasons to listen.... The government has a list of 8 million American to be incarcerated in martial law.
Abe analyzes what makes something "pure Bush" - that special blend of dis-ingenuity and blunder unsullied by his more eloquent handlers. Did you ever check out NNDB - an amazing tool to find the hidden connections between the wealthy elite in government, Hollywood and corporate America. Neat!
Abe analyzes what makes something "pure Bush" - that special blend of dis-ingenuity and blunder unsullied by his more eloquent handlers. Check out NNDB - an amazing tool to find the hidden connections between the wealthy elite in government, Hollywood and corporate America. Neat!
Abe waxes philosophic about the clips of the week, piracy and the nature of participatory culture... Now the RIAA can take your stuff.
Abe talks about the election results, Obama looks to be the nominee, the trouble with Clinton and Rush Limbaugh's funny voice. Obama/Clinton '08
Abe celebrates cinco de mayo with warrentless laptop searches and hospital bombings. Also drinking margaritas through a taquito straw... Feds can take your data at the border.
Abe delights in some talk of (hush) CONSPIRACY! Conspiracy does not and cannot exist (flashes Masonic hand signal) so stop looking for it! Iran ends oil transactions in US dollars speeding the inevitable.
Abe comforts you with the ultimate message of hope: Relax - It's all fake. All 3 presidential contenders appear on popular wrestling program.
Abe calls out the New York Times for it's failure to truly be "the liberal media." NYT disseminates and perpetuates government propaganda as real news.
Abe talks about the ABCDebate, Ben Stein's Expelled, and Obama's one problem. Obama would 'review' Bush crimes...
Abe talks about the ABC's of Torture and what to do about it... Call your rep about HR 5306 for paper ballots...
Abe talks about news with the "main-stream media" and helpfully corrects their internal contradictions. TIME: Has McCain flip-flopped on torture?!?! ABE: Yes. TIME: NO! Wait, what?
Here it is folks - the spectacular, double-long 150th anniversary episode. Abe and Mary Todd together again. Join us on the whistle-stop express to silly town.
Here it is folks - the spectacular, double-long 150th anniversary episode. Abe and Mary Todd together again. Join us on the whistle-stop express to silly town.
Abe wants YOO! Discussion of the John Yoo legal argument for why George Bush should be able to crush a child's testicles. John Yoo's war crimes...
Abe cracks the Kremlin case, Goads Goodman over Obama and does bukake on Mukasey. The Kremlin wants 3,200 female mice.
Abe cracks the Kremlin case, Goads Goodman over Obama and does bukake on Mukasey. The Kremlin wants 3,200 female mice.
Abe joins Cheney and Clinton for a night of legitimate theatre... Cheney: They Volunteered