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The words of Abraham Lincoln risen from the grave. Frequently updated political comedy.


    • Aug 28, 2009 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 7m AVG DURATION
    • 80 EPISODES


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    The Abraham Lincoln Logs #200

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2009 19:49


    The exciting conclusion of... THE ABRAHAM LINCOLN LOGS! Abe has a conversation with Mary Todd about how their 200 episode stint has made human civilization over into a kind of utopia. How the old boss is same as the new boss and how to smash our jailer society with three easy-to-remember daily tasks. Thank you all for your time and your attention, Your friend, Abraham Lincoln

    The Abraham Lincoln Logs #198

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2009 6:47


    Abe talks Swine Flu, Biden's Blank Check, and Obama's stray plane. VP promises blank check to entertainment cartel.

    The Abraham Lincoln Logs #199

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2009 6:50


    Abe talks to, about and from Iran. The "Neda video," torture, and the truth-revealing power of images Nokia helps Iran spy Internet Surveillance and Iran How the Internet helps Iran silence activists. Iran Uprising - Live Blog 5 reasons we must support Iran Whistleblower outs AT&T spy room Noted Obama admirer lambasts him on civil liberties, secrecy

    The Abraham Lincoln Logs #197

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2009 6:52


    Links forthcoming..

    The Abraham Lincoln Logs #196

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2009 6:30


    Abe talks about Obama's no-good, very-bad week: dismissing the online community who put him in office as potheads, failing to keep his DEA promises, and siding with the RIAA over damages of 150,000 per stolen MP3. Obama sides with RIAA

    The Abraham Lincoln Logs #195

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2009 3:08


    Abe wonders about our obligation to booster Obama. Partial list of corporate lickspittles who are allowed to know what's in the secret copyright treaty the Obama administration claims is a matter of "national security"

    The Abraham Lincoln Logs #194

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2009 10:10


    Abe says "stop the drug war," then sheepishly appends "...please." Marijuana is the new Obama. U.S. to yield marijuana jurisdiction to states

    The Abraham Lincoln Logs #193

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2009 8:13


    Abe laughs a little about the Republican leadership, roasts Rush and explains what it means to be "da man." Also Anthrax attacks. Glen Greenwald: Remembering the Anthrax Attacks

    The Abraham Lincoln Logs #192

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2009 8:46


    Abe recaps Obama's speech to congress and notes two interesting departures from "change." Also - tirades and apologies on marijuana law, sentiment and progress in a reefer-mad week. Is Gitmo worse under Obama?

    The Abraham Lincoln Logs #191

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2009 8:34


    Abe repeats himself on the subject of marijuana law, Obama's new drug czar and some possible rationales for Obama backing Bush's creepy executive claims. Putting marijuana in perspective.

    The Abraham Lincoln Logs #190

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2009 7:30


    Abe talks about Michael Phelps, George Obama and other less telegenic vicitms of the drug war. Also Obama made a swear, executive salary caps and the problem of prosecuting AND defending the architects of torture. When the Washington Post makes a plea in defense of pot you know you've become mainstream.

    The Abraham Lincoln Logs #188

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2009 7:41


    Abe wishes Obama a sterling inauguration day - may it augur 8 long years of recovery for a new and better America. Also Abe critiques Obama's pre-inauguration appointments and discusses what Obama's choice of surgeon general means for marijuana. Clueless hack for transportation czar.

    The Abraham Lincoln Logs #187

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2008 6:44


    Abe rejoices for America's recent victory.

    The Abraham Lincoln Logs #185

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2008 38:58


    Mary Todd Lincoln joins Abraham Lincoln via phone for the down and dirty on the impending US election.

    The Abraham Lincoln Logs #184

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2008 9:05


    Abe has some advice for Ron "Hollywood" Howard. (Links to follow)

    The Abraham Lincoln Logs #183

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2008 7:33


    Abe recaps Obama's Wednesday debate, Thursday's roasted McCain (and his girl Friday.) Also - Obama's iPhone app VS McCain's promotional wax cylinder which "sorta doubles as a candle." Love the logs? Join THE ABRAHAM LINCOLN LOGS Facebook group! Obama roasts McCain at Al Smith dinner.

    The Abraham Lincoln Logs #182

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2008 5:22


    Abe preaches only to the converted, badmouthing John McCain to any Internet-saavy and likely left-leaning liberals who will listen. The Elitest-est! John McCain's - "MY FELLOW PRISONERS" as free, downloadable iPhone ringtone.

    The Abraham Lincoln Logs #181

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2008 8:03


    Abe watches the bailout bill which includes sexy new "undercover" powers for the IRS: The name is Bond. JUNK Bond. Palin says Obama palling around with terrorists.

    The Abraham Lincoln Logs #180

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2008 8:19


    Abe knows Senate only approved $700 billion bailout with now famous "39-cent excise tax for children's wooden practice arrows" exemption hoping "message arrows" might reverse "socialist" trend of breast cancer awareness stamps. Abe also feels that Sarah Palin is the victim of "Gotcha Journalism" but knows that before Sarah Palin we just called it "Journalism." The House limits constituent emails.

    The Abraham Lincoln Logs #179

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2008 10:00


    Abe votes to bailout "good" and votes no on "evil." Or was it the reverse? Palin claims Dinosaurs and humans coexisted.

    The Abraham Lincoln Logs #178

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2008 12:20


    Abe debates the debates, urges McCain to "scroll down" and chats up Amy Goodman about Martial Law. Googling "Posse Comitatus"

    The Abraham Lincoln Logs #177

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2008 9:29


    Abe leaks Palin's tears talking about email, privacy, surveillance and the role of technology in the upcoming battle for control of the remote. Palin hides emails like Bush Whitehouse.

    The Abraham Lincoln Logs #176

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2008 8:06


    Abe's all moved in to his new secret headquarters - and has a confession to make... Fey & Pohler utterly killing as Palin & Clinton on SNL.

    The Abraham Lincoln Logs #175

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2008 4:55


    Having solved all political problems once and for all, Abe decides to treat himself to a hiatus. FISA, Bush, Obama, Kucinich and the rest - take a rest... Are musicians owed royalties for performance of their music in torture chambers?

    The Abraham Lincoln Logs #174

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2008 5:29


    Abe is BACK from his travels and once again ready to do his part. Learn of the Internet-less back country and the things he saw there. Also FISA,(Faux)Bama, and asking if anyone has noticed that the US Gov is apparently corrupt and terrible? Glen Greenwald talks about FISA sensibly.

    The Abraham Lincoln Logs #173

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2008 6:18


    Abe bows to recently deceased George Carlin, talks about telecom immunity and Obama - and what we can do to fix it, corporate ownership the rich versus the poor and Fox threatening America on behalf of Bush... Now on hiatus for a couple of weeks while Abe travels the country looking for his Bill of Rights. House gives immunity to telecoms, OKs unconstitutional spying.

    The Abraham Lincoln Logs #172

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2008 8:15


    Abe teases out McCain's theory of "free men" and "fri tos" as well as invoking the awesome power of ceiling cat to save the Internet. Stop the spying.

    The Abraham Lincoln Logs #171

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2008 3:22


    Abe teases out McCain's theory of "free men" and "fri tos" as well as invoking the awesome power of ceiling cat to save the Internet. McCain : habeas corpus a privilege not a right.

    The Abraham Lincoln Logs #170

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2008 6:16


    Abe gives a shout-out to Kucinich, makes sure Pelosi gets home safely, and uses some terrible, terrible words - but only in quoting McCain... Kucinich impeachment sets groundwork for future Bush war crimes tribunal.

    The Abraham Lincoln Logs #169

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2008 5:36


    Abe analyzes Hillary's concession speaks, reminds you just how "bendy" McCains straight talk is, and lets you in on Bush's plan for his senior year prank. Hillary suspends campaign & endorses Obama

    The Abraham Lincoln Logs #168

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2008 7:32


    Abe recommends a ripping tome for all lovers of the freedom, pans the Pentagons peace-nik "pain-o-lator," and scrubs the week clean of presidential happenstance and serves you the muck on a silver platter. DOWNLOAD "Little Brother" a young adult novel by Cory Doctorow

    The Abraham Lincoln Logs #167

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2008 4:32


    Abe mostly teases Clinton, and her deluded, awful supporters - but also McCain and his deluded, awful racism. Clinton supporters threaten to vote for McCain (out of spite.)

    The Abraham Lincoln Logs #166

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2008 6:09


    Abe finally gets around to talking about celebrities, and hits Hillary up for her idle daydreams of bloody murder... Dead troops remembered by president who had them killed.

    The Abraham Lincoln Logs #165

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2008 6:15


    Abe talks Scientology... plus "Main Core" in the main stream OR "Why can't Arianna read (between the lines?)" There are 8 Million reasons to listen.... The government has a list of 8 million American to be incarcerated in martial law.

    The Abraham Lincoln Logs #164

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2008 4:14


    Abe analyzes what makes something "pure Bush" - that special blend of dis-ingenuity and blunder unsullied by his more eloquent handlers. Did you ever check out NNDB - an amazing tool to find the hidden connections between the wealthy elite in government, Hollywood and corporate America. Neat!

    The Abraham Lincoln Logs #163

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2008 5:02


    Abe analyzes what makes something "pure Bush" - that special blend of dis-ingenuity and blunder unsullied by his more eloquent handlers. Check out NNDB - an amazing tool to find the hidden connections between the wealthy elite in government, Hollywood and corporate America. Neat!

    The Abraham Lincoln Logs #162

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2008 5:18


    Abe waxes philosophic about the clips of the week, piracy and the nature of participatory culture... Now the RIAA can take your stuff.

    The Abraham Lincoln Logs #161

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2008 6:19


    Abe talks about the election results, Obama looks to be the nominee, the trouble with Clinton and Rush Limbaugh's funny voice. Obama/Clinton '08

    The Abraham Lincoln Logs #160

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2008 3:43


    Abe celebrates cinco de mayo with warrentless laptop searches and hospital bombings. Also drinking margaritas through a taquito straw... Feds can take your data at the border.

    The Abraham Lincoln Logs #159

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2008 8:13


    Abe delights in some talk of (hush) CONSPIRACY! Conspiracy does not and cannot exist (flashes Masonic hand signal) so stop looking for it! Iran ends oil transactions in US dollars speeding the inevitable.

    The Abraham Lincoln Logs #158

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2008 8:39


    Abe comforts you with the ultimate message of hope: Relax - It's all fake. All 3 presidential contenders appear on popular wrestling program.

    The Abraham Lincoln Logs #157

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2008 7:15


    Abe calls out the New York Times for it's failure to truly be "the liberal media." NYT disseminates and perpetuates government propaganda as real news.

    The Abraham Lincoln Logs #156

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2008 6:20


    Abe talks about the ABCDebate, Ben Stein's Expelled, and Obama's one problem. Obama would 'review' Bush crimes...

    The Abraham Lincoln Logs #155

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2008 4:03


    Abe talks about the ABC's of Torture and what to do about it... Call your rep about HR 5306 for paper ballots...

    The Abraham Lincoln Logs #154

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2008 3:44


    Abe talks about news with the "main-stream media" and helpfully corrects their internal contradictions. TIME: Has McCain flip-flopped on torture?!?! ABE: Yes. TIME: NO! Wait, what?

    The Abraham Lincoln Logs #150

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2008 12:15


    Here it is folks - the spectacular, double-long 150th anniversary episode. Abe and Mary Todd together again. Join us on the whistle-stop express to silly town.

    The Abraham Lincoln Logs #150

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2008 12:15


    Here it is folks - the spectacular, double-long 150th anniversary episode. Abe and Mary Todd together again. Join us on the whistle-stop express to silly town.

    The Abraham Lincoln Logs #153

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2008 4:14


    Abe wants YOO! Discussion of the John Yoo legal argument for why George Bush should be able to crush a child's testicles. John Yoo's war crimes...

    The Abraham Lincoln Logs #152

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2008 9:27


    Abe cracks the Kremlin case, Goads Goodman over Obama and does bukake on Mukasey. The Kremlin wants 3,200 female mice.

    The Abraham Lincoln Logs #152

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2008 9:27


    Abe cracks the Kremlin case, Goads Goodman over Obama and does bukake on Mukasey. The Kremlin wants 3,200 female mice.

    The Abraham Lincoln Logs #151

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2008 7:16


    Abe joins Cheney and Clinton for a night of legitimate theatre... Cheney: They Volunteered

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