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Some great tales of people blowing up stuff | A US Influencer visits Bunnings | Dennis Carnahan has a new cricket musical | The FULL story of the Gabba Pig incidentSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Four decades later, new details finally come out behind the Gabba’s infamous pitch-invading pig - Marto's got the full breakdown!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We speak with an elated Chaz Mosert, following yesterday's win | When you get busted by your credit card | The anniversary of pigs at The Gabba | Margaux's Anniversary | Marto's daughter, Hilary, gets engagedSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Margaux has found herself in a difficult situation and needs help. Mark Skaife reviews all the action of this weekend's racing. Marto asks: Why is fake tan a thing? And, we speak to The Lions' Belle Dawes, ahead of this weekend's AFLW Grand Final against North MelbourneSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

With a lot of changes happening in Brisbane radio, and Marto, Margaux and Dan have something important to tell you...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Travis Head calls in ahead of his appearance at The Legends Lunch and Test II | Trevor Long explains just how easy it is for someone to nick your Toyota | Schoolies being Toolies | Why do you still work?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From teachers on strike to Schoolies chaos, this podcast is a big one. Marto, Margaux and Dan go through the best moments from yesterday's teachers strike, Marto has a look at the damage on Bribie Island, and they revisit some truly questionable fake IDs for Wemember Wednesday. Plus, an incredible story of Italian man pulling a full Mrs Doubtfire.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lots of calls from yesterday's storms | Marto had lunch with Alfie yesterday and asked him about Travis Head | Who was your loosest teacher? Some great calls here See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marto’s calling it - after a battered back, 'fading reflexes' and a rough first Test, he reckons 39-year-old Ussy might finally need to hang up the baggy green.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Travis Head left the cricketing world in awe | The do's and don'ts of Work Xmas Parties | Garry Youngberry on the massive storms hitting Brissie this week | The Dogie Awards, Like, seriously, wthSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We gear up for Day One of The Ashes!!! | A man expresses his dislike for Stafford...with profanities | Brad Haddin's look at Day One | Trevor Long explains how the social media ban will work - and the ways Meta (et al) will catch those who try to cheatSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A mystery poo graffiti artist is on the loose in Crestmead… yeah, you read that right. Marto, Margaux and Dan speak to one of the victims and get the latest.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A new shame for Brisbane: Poo Graffiti | Marto ponders the name Jayden | Sir Ian Botham calls in ahead of the Ashes Legends Lunch | Some good news: police arrest youth crime gang in Logan See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Join us for the season-ending episode of The Holden Bachelor | Mick Molloy gets fired up | What are some the best best cricket sledges | What happened when you were driving?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Margaux has an absolute moment talking about Man Flu | Cruise Ship fail - when did you get stuck | Kids injuries | Howie joins Triple M's Ashes Lunch, joining Thommo, Haydos, Travis Head, Tubby and Sir Ian BothamSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Where did you pick your dad up from | Marto witnessed a classic Doomben race fail | Trump compared to the Family Guy - madness | Dave Gleeson's huge announcementSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dan has unveiled a new radio show coming to Triple M...maybe | Qld bloke catches a crook in the act | What have you invented but not invented | Marto has a problem with the rules of The Cash EconomySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dan got Marto over for a bit of yard work, now he reckons Dan undercut him. What do you reckon? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We managed to limit the amount of f-bombs that Thommo normally delivers | When have you had a surprise spoilt | Marto's memories of The Hill at The Gabba | I like bagpipes....says one overseas visitorSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Margaux’s husband, Corey, tried to pull off a huge surprise… but it got ruined three times.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Win your way into Triple M's Ashes Legends Lunch | Dan has uncovered some questionable Aussie radio bits | Marto getting some Lawn Porn | The Disappointing PrincessSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Triple M's most anticipated event of the year is back AGAIN, this time it's the Ashes edition! Listen for more details and how to get your hands on a ticket to one of the best events of the year! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When saying "I love you" backfires on you | Have you shared custody of a pet - or other things | Marto thought on Payne Hass' rumour he's going to R360See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Broncos' Payne Haas has reportedly been offered a $3 million a year contract to swap the NRL for the new rebel rugby union competition, R360. Marto doesn't think it's a good idea. Hear Marto's message to Haas!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Listen for your chance at Metallica tickets | The Golden Bachelor is a TV cringefest | Marto has had a disaster with his Oasis tickets | The Italian ShowdownSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marto asked the big boss for Oasis tickets… and ended up with a story he’ll never live down.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We asked: What weird things turn you on | Marto's incredible tale of fishing off Moreton Island | Maccas offering Uni degrees | How cooked are Facebook Community Pages?!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Heaps going on in the sporting world and Marto is right across it | The Shonkie Awards have been nominated and we asked for your own Shonkie products | Should we still allow dogs at Bunnings | Margaux brings a new entry to The Dull Men's ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Who will take out this year's Triple M Race Call? Listen here to find outSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We bring you our annual unique take on the Triple M Race Call | Bernard Fanning, always a great chat and good friend of Marto's | Bonnie Blue is heading to Schoolies!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marto sits down with Broncos' Adam Reynolds to talk about his new book, On My Own Terms, starting his rugby career, that Broncos brawl and a night out at the pub that turned the Broncos' season around. Listen now!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Listen here for your chance to win Metallica tickets | After the weekend storms, there were inevitable wedding disasters | What weird things have you had stolen?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Presenting the second episode of The Holden Bachelor | Hilarious audio of listeners with their hands up chickens' bums with The Golden Bachelor's Handbag | What happened at Schoolies?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hear some absolutely ridiculous names that parents have named their kids | Marto reveals that The Valley has become even more sketchy | Triple M's Golden Bachelor's Handbag - we test shoving a can of XXXX up a chicken's bumSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our secret microphones have uncovered Marto playing around with Siri | The Golden Bachelor - Bear - baulks at a risqué question from Marto | Walking around in your undies in public | Matty Johns spills news on his brother JoeySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hear the caller we had this morning that we couldn't put to air!!! | We Introduce: The Golden Bachelor's Handbag. Yes, It involves chicken and beer | Rumours around Brissie that Adam Reynolds may announce his retirement todaySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's getting to that time of year where we're really feeling the heat here in Queensland. Marto reminds us just how important it is to get your skin checked, sharing his stage four melanoma story.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We've found perhaps the all-time winner of Smelliest Smell You've Ever Smelt | The Block turns into a near-complete disaster | GC 500 Winner Chaz Mosert calls in | Why is Oscar Piastri's car suddenly much slower than Lando's? We smell a ratSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We heard some awesome first day f-ups | Marto announces us as The Dart Network | Scott Cam derailed by us | The Who's Who tossers showing up at the GC500See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marto has a strong opinion about Smoko | Jimmy Carr's hilarious take on Australia | What gives you the 'icks' about Brisbane | Getting banned because of your kidSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.