The Big Breakfast with Marto & Margaux - 104.5 Triple M Brisbane

Marto, Margaux and Dan are dropping in from holidays with a few cracking yarns. Marto and Dan give Margaux grief (as always) for turning her birthday into a national holiday, they unpack some of the wildest vape nicknames going around, and ask the big question - how do you keep kids entertained these days?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marto, Margaux and Dan talk about the times they've used viagra, and Marto has a viagra story... from the Caxton? Marto also talks about becoming a bogan and Margaux shares a funny story from her grandma. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Triple M Breakfast with Marto, Margaux and Dan left their Origin Hotline open one more time and it came back with some absolute specials. Here are the best voice mails from last night's Origin Decider! QUEENSLANDER!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marto, Margaux and Dan have recorded some holiday podcasts to keep you reptiles company whilst they're on holidays! Are Margaux's kids in danger of joining a bikie gang? Margaux shares how she's 'curing' her children, Marto has a blunder at Dan Murphys - listen now!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What nicknames do you give the useless workers amongst you? | One man spends nearly $7k on GYG in a year | We throw footys from a chopper to get one lucky listener to Origin 3 in Sydney!!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When kids dob you in at school to their teacher | Tom Gilbert takes us into what The Hammer is really like | The Pearl in a spot of bother See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Car fingering. Yep, car fingering | The Poms descend on Brisbane | Catching a footy from a chopper to go to Origin 3 in Sydney ON US!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Partner's tricks to avoid getting into it | The Fun Police hit the QLD/NT border | Settle this: is it peanut paste or peanut butter?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tom Gleisner, radio royalty, dropped into the studios and played a round of HYBPA | What lingers on you after work | The surprise Origin inclusions for the deciderSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Queensland Only is back! The Rush Hour with Dobbo and Elliott catch up with Adam Reynolds - could he get the call-up for the Origin decider if Cleary’s out injured? Marto, Margaux and Dan speak with Dolphins stars Tom Gilbert and Josh Kerr ahead of their clash with the Rabbitohs, and they also lift the lid on their time playing under Wayne Bennett before facing off against him this weekend.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You wouldn't believe what Marto is buying for his Wedding Anniversary present | A woman held a secret for 44 years | When your parents crush your dreams (for the right reason)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dan has discovered a new Marto AI plug-in | The Lions' Harris Andrews on their massive win against favourites Geelong | Trump called 'Daddy' at NATO :)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this edition of Dull Men's Club, we look at Lame Milestones | Marto explains the horror of The Magic Sponge | Josh Kerr with an inside look in to Wayne's WorldSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Don has a go at Triple M's Marto | The Dull Men's Club and the JOMO | Sleepy Crims on the jobSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Do you call your suburb another name to make it sound fancier | Copper thieves rife on the Southside | When you get a txt buttering you up, bewareSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The CFMEU have some ripping chants, but what is it all for? | Having a midlife crisis may not be all that bad | Buttering up your neighbours to get what you want/needSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Billy's Boys get Qld across the line in Perth to level the series | Lions' Captain and good guy Harris Andrews | The most-common tradie injuries | Calls from the MMM Origin MessagebankSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aaron Woods calls Bilyl a grub, Billy responds, Aaron fires back! | Chris 'Choppy' Close on where Qld have to perform tonight | Certified Grub Paul Gallen calls inSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Another classic pissweak injury opened up the phones | The Axe talks everything State of OriginSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Records broken, some tears and plenty of laughs, The Book of Records today included everything from prawn peeling to portaloo weeing!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Surfing legend Mick Fanning called into the show | Marto back at the dentist (yes, again!) | The Tradie Olympics| Lions Capt Harris Andrews See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wild things that happened to you at work | Marto inside the Portaloo (sketch) | The Uber Lost & Found Auction See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What hobbies are stuffing up your relationship(s) | LA riots continue to descend into madness | Are you a flatpack hero? You could get into the Brisbane Book of Records!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mal Meninga joins the show and talks everything Bears | Margaux retold a tale of sinking a boat....and Viagra | The Book of Records Portaloo BanditSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marto and his wife Kath loosened up at the races on Saturday | Do you know your neighbours? | DCE axed from Origin Game 2See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Margaux has discovered some truly astounding online stuff you can buy | Marto feels for the Posites | Jimmy Barnes keeps the stories coming!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What do you pinch from work? How women persuade men to do stuff | Jai Arrow proves to be an inspirationSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marto wants an intervention for Nathan Cleary | The useless subjects they taught you at school | The real cost of beautySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Following Marto's break-in yesterday, he's come up with a plan | Bloke caught on two wheels speeding and stoned | When Boomers mess up with techSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marto takes on the Grape Eating Challenge...with hilarity | The weirdest things you've had stolen | Soccer hoons in Melbourne....againSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A woman gets seriously illl after sniffing one of her husband's farts | Reds' Coach Less Kiss on his Wallabies future | Trump the TACOSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We (somewhat mistakenly) left open our voicemail during Origin | Smallest Injury, Biggest Pain | Marto reckons moustaches have to goSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We asked Triple M listeners to put their Wanger on Langer, for a chance at Origin Diamond Tickets | Wally Lewis gets us geared up for tonight's Game 1 | Lions Captain reveals his love for the MaroonsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marto with breaking Origin news | Shane Webke gears up for today's Legend's Lunch | We fire up the Triple M House BandSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hilarious "I Love You Mate" challenge this morning | Alfie gears up for Legends Lunch and Origin in the one week | The Diets of OriginSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We asked the single men of Brisbane what is on the other (empty) side of their beds | Yachtly Crew coming to Brissie | When disputes with your neighbour go awrySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matchbox 20's Rob Thomas pinched our gear | Bob Katter's 80th birthday party secret microphones | Facebook Community Pages See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matchbox 20 front man Rob Thomas joined Marto, Margaux and Dan to announce his upcoming "The All Nights Days Tour” and admitted to the guys that he's a thief! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What's the weirdest thing you've 'souvenired' | Man busted with a pet salty | Fighting words between SBW and Paul GallenSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Comedian Ross Noble never fails to disappoint | Dobb's mate had an awkward encounter with a celeb | When flooding the house was your faultSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ed Kavalee spills the dirt on Marto | Premier Crisafulli dropped by our Caxton St studio | Raygun The Musical....it's a thingSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Iva Davies (Icehouse) called into the show | PETA want The Broncos to rename themselves as The Boomerangs | A Red Bull health warningSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.