The Big Breakfast with Marto & Margaux - 104.5 Triple M Brisbane

Listen for some of the worst sickie excuses, why Marto was seen looking homeless, Harris Andrews gears up for his 250th game and Dan's Dud Bets! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Margaux reveals the worst suburb in Brisbane; Dan presents The Real Farmer Wants A Wife; Ed Kavalee calls in from World Cup Central; a new superfood reveals Marto is ahead of the game (don't forget to subscribe for your chance at tickets to Origin 3!!!)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A new list claims to have ranked Brisbane's most liveable suburbs, but not everyone agrees with the results. Some of the rankings are already causing debate - did they get it right?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

SEQ business owners are being held to ransom over fake reviews; when you have to fight for your suburb; man found squatting in elderly woman's ceiling (don't forget to subscribe for your chance to win Origin tix!!!!!)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dan’s always got gigs on the go - but Margaux’s got a problem with his newest one… and it involves the Queensland Maroons.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One Brisbane business says it's been targeted by a review scam, but it's not alone. We take a look at the growing issue affecting Brisbane small businesses.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marto has done his back and we asked, who's your active old fella? Logan eyewitness wraps up everything the areas has to offer and Dan discovers some very unnecessary Origin chat :)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dobbo joined Triple M Breakfast with Marto, Margaux and Dan straight from Maroons Media Day with a new update that could be the biggest sign yet Reece Walsh will see game time off the bench in Origin II.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Queensland Premier David Crisafulli has been forced to front up after losing a bet with Triple M Breakfast. The Premier agreed to a footy challenge ahead of Queensland Day, but the Dolphins’ big win over the Cowboys meant he had to deliver on his promise on live TV.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dan challenged Premier Crisafulli to a bet and he came good, the do's and don'ts of kerbside collection, and two reptiles at the races on the weekend!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Harris Andrews talks about how social media has changed the AFL debut experience.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How do you deal with teenage boys? Some great tips here. Harris Andrews remains positive for Q Clash, Margaux gets taken out on the field and Les Kiss about to head to NZ to take on The Chiefs!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Triple M Breakfast with Marto, Margaux and Dan speculate which Origin bolters Billy Slater will name on Monday to replace the injured Patrick Carrigan and Gehamat Shibasaki for State of Origin 2.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dolphins Skipper Tom Gilbert joins Triple M Breakfast with Marto, Margaux and Dan ahead of his match against his old team the Cowboys this weekend, and addresses rumours that he might be replacing Pat Carrigan's spot in Game II of Origin...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marto has an announcement about the dangers of Vegemite, we speak with a fair-dinkum Brissie hero, we continue the 'Animals On The Loose' chat from yesterday, and Premier Crisafulli joins the show!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Who wouldn't want an extra day off? Calls for a Queensland Day public holiday are growing, and David Crisafulli has revealed if we'll get an extra day off.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We hear from a grown up who's into egging, Marto questions what Cam Smith is bringing to The Broncos and, for Wemember Wednesday, what happened when you snuck out as a kid?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Broncos coach Michael Maguire has allegedly created a scapegoat for all of Brisbane's problems...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Man caught with the wrong lube, Marto caught on mic at Howard Smith Wharves, a boat loaded with coke and Marto's hate for electric blankets!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

With recent news shaking things up, Marto says he’s seen enough - and he’s officially made his call on one Brisbane club’s premiership hopes.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marto attended his daughter's engagement party on Saturday and misbehaved massively, Dan almost wipes out his finances, Margaux discovers a unique cossie hack and Gus Gould has completely lost his marbles!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marto has admitted he left his daughter’s engagement party early and didn’t even give a speech.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brisbane’s biggest teams have hit a rough patch. Marto, Margaux and Dan discuss whether it's time to sound the alarm.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marto talks about how his petition to have Ashley Klein removed from the next State Origin games has reached 20K signatures and continues to grow.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ferrari have just released possibly their biggest-ever flop, Marto wants tips for adapting tools for other uses and Harris Andrews joins us ahead of the massive clash with Freo!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marto, Margaux and Dan discuss how politics is getting involved in wanting to remove Ashley Klein from State Origins Game 2. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marto, Margaux and Dan discuss possible reasons on why Gus Gould remains silent after being asked opinions on NRL.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hear some of the messages we couldn't put to air this morning, Ashley Klein should be banned from ever visiting Qld, The Junkyard Dog Tim Ryan calls in and NZ throw a cheeky pitch to Aussies!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marto, Margaux and Dan reopened their Triple M Origin Hotline for Game One of Origin - and it absolutely delivered. Arguably their best one yet. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marto is filthy after Queensland’s loss to the Blues, unloading on referee Ashley Klein over the controversial call to send Kalyn Ponga off for a “shoulder charge”. Get a load of this!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Proud parents Ben Walker and John Plath join the show, Margaux came across some Marketplace weirdness, Russell Crowe must be off his meds and Brisbane in a pothole epidemic!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Last week, a caller claimed John Plath was once banned from City Rowers over a free drinks stunt - so we got the man himself on to set the record straight.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bob Katter has an easy solution for the shark problem, Nate Myles takes us inside Origin Camp, some Origin chats are deemed - by Marto - to be necessary and he also squeezes in an unusual Netflix review...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Andrew Abdo has announced he’s stepping down as NRL CEO to move to another code - but the big question now is: who replaces him?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marto, Margaux and Dan discuss how people are spending more money on dog food than groceries for themselves and their families.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marto, Margaux and Dan discuss concerns following a shark attack on a spear fisherman, debating whether culling should be considered and how bull sharks may be learning to associate boat noises with feeding time.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marto and Dan lift the bonnet on what's happening at the Lions, Margaux continues to fail spectacularly with the English language and we chat with Bill Harrigan about the moment he sent Gordie off in Origin!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marto, Margaux and Dan unpack why Queensland captain Cameron Munster was sidelined at Origin training, after the Maroons star was spotted watching on instead of taking part.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Harris Andrews gives an insight on the season and speaks on how their loss has caused them to drop out of the top 4.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marto was recently busted hacking into a massive computer, Ed Kavalee and Tom Gleisner cause mayhem in the studio and Brent Tate relives some great Origin moments!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.