The Big Breakfast with Marto & Margaux - 104.5 Triple M Brisbane

The guys are now on holidays, but they've pre-recorded some gems for you reptiles... Marto was 'accidentally' creepy to someone at Dan Murphys, Margaux is called out for one of her inspirational speeches and the things that we tell kids...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Here are the best of Triple M's Footy Finals message bank. You guys absolutely smashed our message bank during the AFL Grand Final and the Broncos v Panthers game! Get a load of this, you reptiles...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's the most magical time of the year... Footy Finals time! Ahead of the Brisbane Lions playing in the Grand Final this weekend, Triple M Breakfast with Marto, Margaux and Dan spoke to Lions Captain Harris Andrews and Lions legend Simon Black! And with the Broncos set to battle the Panthers at Suncorp, they also checked in with Alfie and the King. Get around it. Go the BRIONS!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Listen to 'Snoop' package up yesterday's Swoop Busters finale | Plus, Allan Langer gives his view on the Broncos v Panthers line-up | Simon Black on tomorrow's huge AFL Grand Final | CH7 banned from The Broncos | And, Trump back in the news for being.....TrumpSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wally Lewis gives us his perspective on the do-or-die Broncos v Panthers game | Our pest Magpie is now called Swoop Dogg | Harris Andrews gets us geed up for the Grand Final | Nine dollar boat available in BrissieSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Brisbane Kindergarten is under fire after being accused of holding children’s artwork to ransom to raise funds - sparking fury from parents, with one even breaking into the school.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Where are the loose cops? Turns out they're around | Victor Radley's hurt continues | Sharks busted having a threesome | Triple M's Cooked Calls, getting you and your family on a Coof Islands holiday!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Brownlow winner left Melbourne in shock | Is this the end of Schoolies on the GC | Margaux has been the victim of re-gifting | Our Cooked Phone Calls can get you to the Cook Islands for a holiday on us!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Listen to the first of this week's Cooked Phone Calls - it's VERY good | Lions run away with their win against the Collywobbles | When kids' injuries create more work | Spotting weekend KarensSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's National Tradies Day and we celebrated some of the great Tradie mishaps | Lions' Capt Harris Andrews gets us primed for their match against Collingwood | Dave Hughes on his punctured lung | Childhood swooping trauma See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Sheriff in Florida delivers an all-time verbal assault on a catfisher | Strange ways people hide their stash | Nathan Clearly lends advice to Mary Fowler | The myths of magpies swoopingSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dogs who earn the keep are worth their weight in gold | The Brandon Smith & Victor Radley txts | Triple M's Swoop BustersSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We asked for what you've witnessed - or said yourself - when undergoing anaesthetic | Dating your Sister's or Mum's mates | Cardinal Marto turns up at The Pope's birthdaySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A game for the ages in Canberra and our Footy Finals Messagebank went crazy | Getting revenge on Magpies this time of year | Ratbag cheaters | Croaky Choir Apologies: some drop-outs in the audio today again, thanks to a dodgy recorder - we're still investigatingSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Alfie calls in on his way to Canberra | Marto launches a Spray Tan Investigation | Harris Andrews gets us geared up for tomorrow's MASSIVE Q-ClashSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marto surprised his wife Cath as new racehorse owners | Woman sets every parent's nightmare record | Snoop Dogg dissed by V'Landys (who clearly knows little about Snoop)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Following Tesla's first driverless trip SYD-MEL, we asked: What does your car do | Megastar Rob Thomas joined the show, always a great talent | Side hustles that took over your 'real' job | Ange Postecoglou scores another massive gigSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marto made the news for his Mad Monday celebrations | December shagging investigation | Tricky Ricky Stuart and the sh*thole that is CanberraSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

That's another Father's Day done and dusted, but it wasn't an overall success | Beau Ryan takes us inside The Amazing Race | Marto explains the ins and outs of Finals Footy | The Top Dog Names of 2025 * apologies: there was an issue with the audio recorder this morning, so there are a few drop-outs here and there *See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Broncos SMASH Melbourne Storm | We break down the facts on the 3 Second Rule | A warning to all sons & daughters about Father's Day | NFL Legend Jesse Williams on Super Bowl | Margaux slept in her car last night!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When Grandparents are left in charge | Harris Andrews on where they'll target Geelong | A woman thrown off a Qantas flight | Desperate Dan Andrews embarrassing himself in ChinaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dan askes: Proud or Povvo | Men, what are you in trouble with your wife for | Are gummies the answer to parenting?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Following Reece Walsh filming himself drinking toilet water, Triple M has a new ad for him | A bloke was spotted in Woolies stealing a hot chook: what have you stolen down your pants | Dan has an all-time Almost Nearly Died tale to tellSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A mobility scooter and his passenger found their way onto the freeway | Brisbane protests seemed to cause confusion | Marto took his daughter, Hilly, to The Valley for a night outSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's all over the news, but what do we really think of Bob Katter | Marto gets into the groove singing some K-Pop bangers | Lions' Captain Harris Andrews and what he thinks of their forwards missing goalsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What's the best occasion for having a beer | House prices insane: are you actually better off renting | It's Buy a Priest a Beer Day and Father Greg is getting dressed up for beers at The Lord Alfred hotelSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Taylor Swift officially off the market...for now | Cracking stories of getting banned from Church | What sets off your dog | Breaking Triple M Bogan NewsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Following the sacking of Des Hasler, we wondered if young men have old men's names | The longest bedroom shenanigans drought | Truck on fire with a tasty twistSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Margaux was away today, so the boys got a bit loose, with Marto donning a priest outfit for the show | What have you 'Souvenired' from a pub | The Lions kick 23 behinds but scrape through against The HawksSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A show favourite: Things That Make You Go Ooooh | Harris Andrews on this week's must-win match | Shout a Priest a Beer....listen for the explanation :)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Celebrating the release of the new Naked Gun movie, we get in the mood with a fart prank | When your tools get out of control | Are Ch9 Killing Wally | Streets Beach re-opens | Sneaking into Drive-Ins in the 80s | Trump believes he's going to heavenSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When did you know it was true love - for all the wrong reasons | Marto got carried away with Irene | NRL Yellow Cards to stop players milking penalties | Parenting and discipline: what are the guidelines?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apparently 'mooning' is back in favour with Aussies | Margaux is giving Corey the Silent Treatment | Marto celebrates Milestone MenSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Paul Kelly calls in with great news | First impressions when you met the in-laws | The Brisbane Quake that took us all by surprise! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We managed to track down Alfie....sober! | Harris Andrews, Lions' Capt, calls in for a laugh | How do you avoid your partner?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We surprised PM Albanese in-studio and he wasn't happy | Bonnie Blue back in the news | Marto reveals the smelliest smell and makes Margaux pukeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The PM dropped into our studios for a surprise he wasn't expecting!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We talk with Broc Feeney following his win on the weekend | Some jobs are better for perving | Marto's Wooden Spoon ShameSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Some great nicknames for well-known suburbs of Brisbane | Marto has a surprise - and it's a parrot! | Prince Andrew's pervy-ness reaches new heightsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Did you suffer from a bully sister/brother? Plenty did! | We run the Sounds of the Ekka Comp: Licking an ice cream and getting brain freeze | Marto's brilliant idea for the battle of the NRL Wooden Spoon | Bonus Content: Dildos on the courtSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

With the teachers' strike on today, Marto steps up to the plate | The Panthers have been proven to be cheaters (cheeters) | The loosest teachers going 'roundSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our Producer Alex just spent FOUR DAYS in Uluru.....too long? | Marto, after 40 years, turns to Woolies | AFL players seem happy flipping the birdSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.