The Big Breakfast with Marto & Margaux - 104.5 Triple M Brisbane

Hear the caller we had this morning that we couldn't put to air!!! | We Introduce: The Golden Bachelor's Handbag. Yes, It involves chicken and beer | Rumours around Brissie that Adam Reynolds may announce his retirement todaySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's getting to that time of year where we're really feeling the heat here in Queensland. Marto reminds us just how important it is to get your skin checked, sharing his stage four melanoma story.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We've found perhaps the all-time winner of Smelliest Smell You've Ever Smelt | The Block turns into a near-complete disaster | GC 500 Winner Chaz Mosert calls in | Why is Oscar Piastri's car suddenly much slower than Lando's? We smell a ratSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We heard some awesome first day f-ups | Marto announces us as The Dart Network | Scott Cam derailed by us | The Who's Who tossers showing up at the GC500See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marto has a strong opinion about Smoko | Jimmy Carr's hilarious take on Australia | What gives you the 'icks' about Brisbane | Getting banned because of your kidSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In 2014 Marto had a run-in with the Boss himself. Marto tells the story of how he met Bruce Springsteen and how he thought he was taking the piss.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

First there was The Golden Bachelor, now we introduce The Holden Bachelor | Samoans show their love in Logan | We asked: how many cars do you own v how many driversSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dans done some digging in the archives and found something Triple M's Secret mics have picked up... Marto was on the Holden Bachelor? Why has he never mentioned this before?? Take a listen...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of the all-time Icey stories played out in Brissie | Kevin Rudd cops a mouthful from Trump | These days, are there menwomen specific household jobs | The daring heist at The Louvre See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Margaux’s put her foot down - there’s one job in her house she refuses to do, and she reckons one of the three males in her home can deal with it instead. Marto and Dan join the Blue vs Pink job debate and reveal how it plays out in their own homes.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Giving your mates stupid awards | Will Brown pops into the studio for a chat | Will Ange Postecoglou fight back | Albo enters The White HouseSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

He's been doing it for over 40 years.. Marto shares the ridiculous tradition he's been doing with his mates.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Not all heroes wear capes! One tradie pulled off a ripper | The Dull Men's Club: queueing up for stuff | The best nicknames you've come up for your annoying/useless co-workers | Marto has news about why tomorrow you should go Op ShoppingSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We hear stories about some of the worst co-workers that we have to endure | Marto backs V'Landys push against R260 | Dogs on planes: do we really want/need this?!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today's Marto's Thought On Sport, Marto has has applauded NRL boss Peter V’landys for standing his ground against new sporting franchise R360.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We get lots of great calls, but some we have to call out as bullsh*t | Marto's first day as a chippy | It comes as no surprise (to anyone!) that Margaux has expensive taste | Brisbane's icy scourge See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're looking for Brisbane's Tradie of the Year | A bloke in his undies goes on a street chase | Noosa Council scammed for millions | Trump goes on another rambleSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fresh off his win yesterday, Gath Tander called into the Show | Brisbane traffic: how do we fix it | What's more Australian?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marto, Margaux and Dan haven't forgotten about you reptiles! They've back with another holiday podcast, with some fresh new content! They also talk about disasters which happened on the grandparents watch, what did you steal from home and Marto reveals a killer story which the guys have to fact check...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marto, Margaux and Dan haven't forgotten about you reptiles! They've back with another holiday podcast, with some fresh new content! They also talk about lying to kids, worksite traditions and Margaux gives us an economics lesson... oh dear.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marto, Margaux and Dand find out what exactly go on in storage sheds, Margaux reckons she's found the best banh mi in Brisbane and Marto hates parties...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

They might be on holidays, but we’re not giving Marto, Margaux and Dan any peace - dragging them back each day to pump out holiday podcast specials just for you! They talk about seeing mums naked, dating apps and Marto's found a way to avoid his family - plus more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marto is devastated about a recent turn of events, is Margaux healing her kids or taunting them? And our new favourite segment, is this proud or povo? Get amongst it, reptiles!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The guys are now on holidays, but they've pre-recorded some gems for you reptiles... Marto was 'accidentally' creepy to someone at Dan Murphys, Margaux is called out for one of her inspirational speeches and the things that we tell kids...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Here are the best of Triple M's Footy Finals message bank. You guys absolutely smashed our message bank during the AFL Grand Final and the Broncos v Panthers game! Get a load of this, you reptiles...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's the most magical time of the year... Footy Finals time! Ahead of the Brisbane Lions playing in the Grand Final this weekend, Triple M Breakfast with Marto, Margaux and Dan spoke to Lions Captain Harris Andrews and Lions legend Simon Black! And with the Broncos set to battle the Panthers at Suncorp, they also checked in with Alfie and the King. Get around it. Go the BRIONS!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Listen to 'Snoop' package up yesterday's Swoop Busters finale | Plus, Allan Langer gives his view on the Broncos v Panthers line-up | Simon Black on tomorrow's huge AFL Grand Final | CH7 banned from The Broncos | And, Trump back in the news for being.....TrumpSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wally Lewis gives us his perspective on the do-or-die Broncos v Panthers game | Our pest Magpie is now called Swoop Dogg | Harris Andrews gets us geed up for the Grand Final | Nine dollar boat available in BrissieSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Brisbane Kindergarten is under fire after being accused of holding children’s artwork to ransom to raise funds - sparking fury from parents, with one even breaking into the school.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Where are the loose cops? Turns out they're around | Victor Radley's hurt continues | Sharks busted having a threesome | Triple M's Cooked Calls, getting you and your family on a Coof Islands holiday!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Brownlow winner left Melbourne in shock | Is this the end of Schoolies on the GC | Margaux has been the victim of re-gifting | Our Cooked Phone Calls can get you to the Cook Islands for a holiday on us!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Listen to the first of this week's Cooked Phone Calls - it's VERY good | Lions run away with their win against the Collywobbles | When kids' injuries create more work | Spotting weekend KarensSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's National Tradies Day and we celebrated some of the great Tradie mishaps | Lions' Capt Harris Andrews gets us primed for their match against Collingwood | Dave Hughes on his punctured lung | Childhood swooping trauma See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Sheriff in Florida delivers an all-time verbal assault on a catfisher | Strange ways people hide their stash | Nathan Clearly lends advice to Mary Fowler | The myths of magpies swoopingSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dogs who earn the keep are worth their weight in gold | The Brandon Smith & Victor Radley txts | Triple M's Swoop BustersSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We asked for what you've witnessed - or said yourself - when undergoing anaesthetic | Dating your Sister's or Mum's mates | Cardinal Marto turns up at The Pope's birthdaySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A game for the ages in Canberra and our Footy Finals Messagebank went crazy | Getting revenge on Magpies this time of year | Ratbag cheaters | Croaky Choir Apologies: some drop-outs in the audio today again, thanks to a dodgy recorder - we're still investigatingSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Alfie calls in on his way to Canberra | Marto launches a Spray Tan Investigation | Harris Andrews gets us geared up for tomorrow's MASSIVE Q-ClashSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marto surprised his wife Cath as new racehorse owners | Woman sets every parent's nightmare record | Snoop Dogg dissed by V'Landys (who clearly knows little about Snoop)See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Following Tesla's first driverless trip SYD-MEL, we asked: What does your car do | Megastar Rob Thomas joined the show, always a great talent | Side hustles that took over your 'real' job | Ange Postecoglou scores another massive gigSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marto made the news for his Mad Monday celebrations | December shagging investigation | Tricky Ricky Stuart and the sh*thole that is CanberraSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

That's another Father's Day done and dusted, but it wasn't an overall success | Beau Ryan takes us inside The Amazing Race | Marto explains the ins and outs of Finals Footy | The Top Dog Names of 2025 * apologies: there was an issue with the audio recorder this morning, so there are a few drop-outs here and there *See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.