The Big Breakfast with Marto & Margaux - 104.5 Triple M Brisbane

Where did you pick your dad up from | Marto witnessed a classic Doomben race fail | Trump compared to the Family Guy - madness | Dave Gleeson's huge announcementSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dan has unveiled a new radio show coming to Triple M...maybe | Qld bloke catches a crook in the act | What have you invented but not invented | Marto has a problem with the rules of The Cash EconomySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dan got Marto over for a bit of yard work, now he reckons Dan undercut him. What do you reckon? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We managed to limit the amount of f-bombs that Thommo normally delivers | When have you had a surprise spoilt | Marto's memories of The Hill at The Gabba | I like bagpipes....says one overseas visitorSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Margaux’s husband, Corey, tried to pull off a huge surprise… but it got ruined three times.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Win your way into Triple M's Ashes Legends Lunch | Dan has uncovered some questionable Aussie radio bits | Marto getting some Lawn Porn | The Disappointing PrincessSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Triple M's most anticipated event of the year is back AGAIN, this time it's the Ashes edition! Listen for more details and how to get your hands on a ticket to one of the best events of the year! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When saying "I love you" backfires on you | Have you shared custody of a pet - or other things | Marto thought on Payne Hass' rumour he's going to R360See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Broncos' Payne Haas has reportedly been offered a $3 million a year contract to swap the NRL for the new rebel rugby union competition, R360. Marto doesn't think it's a good idea. Hear Marto's message to Haas!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Listen for your chance at Metallica tickets | The Golden Bachelor is a TV cringefest | Marto has had a disaster with his Oasis tickets | The Italian ShowdownSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marto asked the big boss for Oasis tickets… and ended up with a story he’ll never live down.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We asked: What weird things turn you on | Marto's incredible tale of fishing off Moreton Island | Maccas offering Uni degrees | How cooked are Facebook Community Pages?!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Heaps going on in the sporting world and Marto is right across it | The Shonkie Awards have been nominated and we asked for your own Shonkie products | Should we still allow dogs at Bunnings | Margaux brings a new entry to The Dull Men's ClubSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Who will take out this year's Triple M Race Call? Listen here to find outSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We bring you our annual unique take on the Triple M Race Call | Bernard Fanning, always a great chat and good friend of Marto's | Bonnie Blue is heading to Schoolies!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marto sits down with Broncos' Adam Reynolds to talk about his new book, On My Own Terms, starting his rugby career, that Broncos brawl and a night out at the pub that turned the Broncos' season around. Listen now!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Listen here for your chance to win Metallica tickets | After the weekend storms, there were inevitable wedding disasters | What weird things have you had stolen?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Presenting the second episode of The Holden Bachelor | Hilarious audio of listeners with their hands up chickens' bums with The Golden Bachelor's Handbag | What happened at Schoolies?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hear some absolutely ridiculous names that parents have named their kids | Marto reveals that The Valley has become even more sketchy | Triple M's Golden Bachelor's Handbag - we test shoving a can of XXXX up a chicken's bumSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our secret microphones have uncovered Marto playing around with Siri | The Golden Bachelor - Bear - baulks at a risqué question from Marto | Walking around in your undies in public | Matty Johns spills news on his brother JoeySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hear the caller we had this morning that we couldn't put to air!!! | We Introduce: The Golden Bachelor's Handbag. Yes, It involves chicken and beer | Rumours around Brissie that Adam Reynolds may announce his retirement todaySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's getting to that time of year where we're really feeling the heat here in Queensland. Marto reminds us just how important it is to get your skin checked, sharing his stage four melanoma story.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We've found perhaps the all-time winner of Smelliest Smell You've Ever Smelt | The Block turns into a near-complete disaster | GC 500 Winner Chaz Mosert calls in | Why is Oscar Piastri's car suddenly much slower than Lando's? We smell a ratSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We heard some awesome first day f-ups | Marto announces us as The Dart Network | Scott Cam derailed by us | The Who's Who tossers showing up at the GC500See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marto has a strong opinion about Smoko | Jimmy Carr's hilarious take on Australia | What gives you the 'icks' about Brisbane | Getting banned because of your kidSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In 2014 Marto had a run-in with the Boss himself. Marto tells the story of how he met Bruce Springsteen and how he thought he was taking the piss.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

First there was The Golden Bachelor, now we introduce The Holden Bachelor | Samoans show their love in Logan | We asked: how many cars do you own v how many driversSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dans done some digging in the archives and found something Triple M's Secret mics have picked up... Marto was on the Holden Bachelor? Why has he never mentioned this before?? Take a listen...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of the all-time Icey stories played out in Brissie | Kevin Rudd cops a mouthful from Trump | These days, are there menwomen specific household jobs | The daring heist at The Louvre See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Margaux’s put her foot down - there’s one job in her house she refuses to do, and she reckons one of the three males in her home can deal with it instead. Marto and Dan join the Blue vs Pink job debate and reveal how it plays out in their own homes.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Giving your mates stupid awards | Will Brown pops into the studio for a chat | Will Ange Postecoglou fight back | Albo enters The White HouseSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

He's been doing it for over 40 years.. Marto shares the ridiculous tradition he's been doing with his mates.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Not all heroes wear capes! One tradie pulled off a ripper | The Dull Men's Club: queueing up for stuff | The best nicknames you've come up for your annoying/useless co-workers | Marto has news about why tomorrow you should go Op ShoppingSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We hear stories about some of the worst co-workers that we have to endure | Marto backs V'Landys push against R260 | Dogs on planes: do we really want/need this?!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today's Marto's Thought On Sport, Marto has has applauded NRL boss Peter V’landys for standing his ground against new sporting franchise R360.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We get lots of great calls, but some we have to call out as bullsh*t | Marto's first day as a chippy | It comes as no surprise (to anyone!) that Margaux has expensive taste | Brisbane's icy scourge See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're looking for Brisbane's Tradie of the Year | A bloke in his undies goes on a street chase | Noosa Council scammed for millions | Trump goes on another rambleSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fresh off his win yesterday, Gath Tander called into the Show | Brisbane traffic: how do we fix it | What's more Australian?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marto, Margaux and Dan haven't forgotten about you reptiles! They've back with another holiday podcast, with some fresh new content! They also talk about disasters which happened on the grandparents watch, what did you steal from home and Marto reveals a killer story which the guys have to fact check...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marto, Margaux and Dan haven't forgotten about you reptiles! They've back with another holiday podcast, with some fresh new content! They also talk about lying to kids, worksite traditions and Margaux gives us an economics lesson... oh dear.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marto, Margaux and Dand find out what exactly go on in storage sheds, Margaux reckons she's found the best banh mi in Brisbane and Marto hates parties...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.