Twelve Pack W/ AJ and Jared

(Episode recorded July 13th 2024) Hello again friends. After a long 7 month break, the podcast has finally returned, just in time for Jared's birthday. The reason for the long absence, you may ask? AJ...its his fault Plain and simple. The apology happens and then we are off to the races for our usual bullshit and shenanigans! WELCOME BACK FOLKS!

Jared is back in town, which means its time for another episode of your favorite podcast. This week we have a few beers in in honor of Jared's Grandpa. AJ took a few days off for himself...maybe he cleaned his house? Also at the end of the episode Jared owns up to his promise...and reveals the Cheese Moon Conspiracy!

Here we are with episode 77! A quick turn around from the last episode, but we aim to please! This weeks episode is a deeper dive into our recent reintegration into the world of Magic the Gathering, as well as Jared's tendancy towards being a small time hoarder. After all the nerd talk we do get back into the topic of mental health! Also, on this episode we bring back the fabled Top 12 list! The topic this time is music again, however we choose our Deserted Island Playlist!

Hello Friends of the Show! The boys are back with another episode, and the first one of 2024! Jared is here with a banger of an opening story, then they shed light on AJ's lawn issues. Jared laments on being sentimental in his old age, and tells AJ he's a horrible human for acknowledging it. ALL THIS AND MORE!

Hello again friends! We welcome you to another episode where we talk about all things music, food, and other random shenanigans. Make sure you listen to the WHOLE episode, and hear Jared regale you with the origin story of Thanksgiving!

**NOTE: This episode was recorded October 3rd. Due to work, and other issues, AJ failed to get this episode out in any sort of decent time frame...................#BigDumbAJ** Jared steals snacks from a late night encounter, while AJ struggles to stay conscious the whole show! We got some hard hitting questions, some less that serious answers, and a whole lot of 12 Pack Bull Shittery!

Here we are with the second episode of the second season of your favorite podcast! Another fantastically all over the place episode, held together by a stream of questions....and most certainly not by the Hamster running in AJ's brain.

Welcome back old friends, and new friends alike! The Boys are in fact back in town. At least for a couple days before Jared is off again. Our shows are not gonna be as frequent, but we can promise the content will be as good as, if not better than, it ever was! With that being said, welcome to episode 72. Our topics, are so all over the place we couldn't even begin to break it down and give you a preview here in the description. One thing that we can say...Kyle's corner is here, and Lisa as well as Sarah, brought some bangers!

((Episode was recorded on June 18th - Audio conversion issues kept this episode delayed) On this episode of the 12 Pack Pod we start our show a little different, but honestly kinda the same if you're used to our usual topics. We go over a few topics this week, including the WWE Controversy, and LIV Golf stepping into the game going against the PGA. That and more of this episode of the TWELVE PACK PODCAST!

Happy Mother's Day to all the mothers out there! We hope it was a wonderful one! AJ recently went on a mini mental health vacation and not only was it wonderful for his mental health...it almost killed him! We talk about his time away, and discuss the funny story of him almost dying! Jared dives into his wheelhouse and discusses the recent UFC event, that has yet to see the return of Tony Fergusons Head. We also dive into the recent Alabama prison escape, and it ignites a strong curiosity in us!

What's up everyone! we're back! Its time to listen to us talk about all sorts of shenanigans on a somewhat regular schedule again! This episode was recorded at the tail end of march so a few things may be a touch dated. (thanks to zoom for weird file issues on the late upload!) This episode is us catching up with Jared and his new job venture, then We talk about a jerk off pod for the workplace and finish with some wrestling talk. All this just before the sleepiness catches up with AJ thanks to his new and improved old man sleep schedule!

Another year another Christmas episode. This one is one person short as we got to an awfully late start this time around, and old man Johnny couldn't hang. Just 2 hours of shenanigans, laughter and shit talk. Enjoy! (Thankfully Waster John wasnt so much of a factor this year! ) Happy Chrimbus everyone! Make sure you keep your Chrimbus Bush trimmed and wet!

WOAH! Episode 67 is here! Jared was in town for thanksgiving and we were able to get together in person for the first time in a while! Of course, we talked about the important stuff, like how he's been, pet peeves in porn, and giving guest Gramma Cait a hard time. We also discuss and harass peoples cartoon tier lists. (Jared still hates the Rugrats). Enjoy almost 3 hours of shenanigans!

Hey gang! Guess who's back!? US! Hope you guys are ready for another episode, cause this one has some great news stories. Golden Showers, Poop, and Wizards….three news stories that fit perfectly for our show! We talk a bit about Boxing and the UFC again as it's becoming more and more fun to watch and more of something AJ can actually talk to Jared about finally. Not to mention, our usual video game talk…where we talk about games we're interested in, currently playing, and excited for!

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite Podcast on the citadel! This show will not be for everyone, and we definitely know that, but this week we bring on returning guest Grandma Cait to discuss the Mass Effect trilogy! Cait has recently played through the remaster, and with Jared and AJ having a vast knowledge of the games, she finally had someone to discuss it with! We go through it pretty in depth, and let Cait know she only made a couple bad choices...Also we answer a bunch of questions sent in from our good friend Lisa!!

The boys are back….can we get a HOOOH YEAH?! This week, we discuss some things that irritate us, and make us angry on a daily basis. We go over the big twitch exodus of Tim the Tatman and our internet father Dr. Lupo. We campaign to get Mrs. Kyle a medal so if you know someone who can do it let us know.

Sup you degenerates? Want some more podcast? Of course you do! I'm fact, if you're hungry for some behind the curtain content, during our opening rambles, we talk about how we prep for each week. Lisa makes her glorious return as our shows resident question master. Plus, with Jared's love of Megadeth and Motörhead AJ quizzes him on some lyrics!

Hello....Stranger...what're ya buying? Hopefully a new episode of the 12 Pack Podcast! If not...we will be the big sad! This week on the show, we discuss some big sports news! From the SEC gaining Oklahoma and Texas and shaking up not only the Big 12 but college football in general! The Olympics are going on, and the biggest story coming from it this year, is Simone Biles. We discuss her situation and others around it. Also, if you're a massive superhero fan...you may hate us this episode because we go through a big list and decide who is ACTUALLY a superhero and who is just some dude with a bunch of money and karate! ((This episode was recorded 7/31 to be dropped on 8/2))

Hello All! Jared has made his return the podcast this week, and there was a good amount of catching up. We discussed Jared's big move to the red city of Moscow, Idaho. How his life is going, how the new job is working out for him...we find out on the show! Of course, however, this wouldn't be an episode of the 12 Pack if we didnt talk about Video Games and some Niche Porn! This episode was recorded on the 10th of July (AJ forgot to upload it on the 12th....silly AJ) so we also discuss some fightymans and our thoughts on the Conor McGregor fight.

HEY THERE! We've been gone for a month, and only half of us has returned to the show...for now! However, in Jared's continuing...Although temporary absence, AJ has brought in a special neighborhood friendly guest to fill in for him! Pretty normal show this week with some news, as well as our normal question segment, despite Lisa not being involved. AJ also plays a game of 20 Questions with our guest, where he tries to find out what wrestler AJ has chosen. All this and more in Episode 60 of the 12 Pack Podcast!

So....Here is our first attempt at an asmr podcast...just done a little differently. By differently, you bet your ass we mean kinda creepy. Discover AJ's love for the box noise, and him taking something serious for once...that was not meant to be taken serious. We read really weird sexual encounters from Craigslist, and answer a bunch of questions...all while speaking in low tones and whispers! Enjoy? Maybe? We are definitely gonna do it again...next time a bit more planned out...and a bit more creepy.

Hello all and welcome to another exciting episode of the twelve pack podcast! This week we have a buttload of questions, as we missed last weeks show. During this weeks question time we may have discovered a dark secret about our lovely friend Lisa...and her possible black market stash of kidneys. We also give a break down of board games and give you guys a tier list, and explain why Ticket To Ride is the worst board game ever! Then...the best part of the show...we finally learn Jared's big news! 

Cait has returned to the cast this week to talk about some weird things with us. Jared discovered a beard and mustache organization, and competitions. Did you know that The queen might be a lizard, prince Charles might be a vampire, and Willy Wonka could be a serial killer? Well we briefly talk about those and come other crazy conspiracies. During question time, AJ’s dice collection gets brought up and Jared threatens to leave the zoom call?!

WOOO! Episode 56! Who knew we would get this far!? WE DID! You wanna know why? Its simple...we got lots of free time and plenty of weird shit to talk about! Especially todays show where we talk about some weird beers, and take a stroll down the street that lead us to talking about beer made from a models vaginal yeast....yes...you read that correctly, and no we're not sorry you are hearing about it. Also, on the show this week we talk about some very very strange, and some not so strange, food combinations. These include Honey on Pizza, and eating Peanut Butter with Cheese. Question time brings up the conversation of a world only populated by clones of ourselves...and IF WE THINK ALIENS EXIST! This week we bring up the 12 Pack challenge...and its future...and what we're doing for this season challenge for the belt! (Some slight delays that cause some dead air...thanks internet....)

** Potential Sound Quality Issue, it has been pointed out to me that the last episode and potentially the one before it, Jared's voice comes in pretty hot in comparison to my own. My computer freaked out and I lost a lot of settings that I had saved, but never had written down. So please excuse me while I work things out. ** Episode 55 is here! On this episode of AJ and Jared spend too much time researching Twitch ASMR, we discuss the Kingdom we created in one Streamers Chat. (ALL HAIL THE BIT LEADER!) We have quite a few questions coming in hot from Friend of the Show, and Kyle, and Peapod LISA where we discuss our dream vacation. The Two of us also, briefly talk weird food combos, as well as talk about the weirdest things the TSA has found in peoples luggage.

A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS! Our good friend, Resident Gramma, and Overall Great Human...Cait, joins the show this week! We catch up a little bit with Cait, and talk about how the quarantine had effected her. We have also discovered that Sleeping Jared, likes to leave Future Awake Jared toilet presents to find later! After we discover this info, Jared brings us a list, which may introduce a new segment that we can call "Highlander" as you can only choose one! As usual we also have our go to question segment that spawns some good discussion.

Wooooo! Episode 53 is here....and it starts out discussing the very weird world and religion (some call it a cult), of scientology! Briefly discuss its origins, the things they've done, and how "crazy" it all seems, after AJ watched the "Going Clear" documentary. Also, as per usual, we discuss briefly the current fights going on in the UFC. Thanks to Tik Tok and the wonderful internet, we talk about the "Gorilla Glue Girl" and the horrible month she had. This week we also bring back Under/Over rated...this time discussing Soda's! All this and more silliness, ON THE TWELVE PACK PODCAST!

Welcome one and all to the show! It is episode 52, and we got a bunch of good questions this week...however we got some good things outside of those as well! This weeks show includes a good reading of fantastic porn comments left on Pornhub videos, and some of them are gold. Jared's reads us a delicious sugary cereal sex ad from craigslist...if you're into bathtub sex and cereal...this guy has a proposition for you!! We also have a follow up story, continuing the saga of the Cellmate Hacker scandal. A first hand account of one gentlemen who actually was victim to the hacker....which....caused a commercial break to walk of the result.

Second episode of season two! AJ still hates Alex Riley...if you know you know, if you don't know...we talk about it. Also on the episode, We get on the topic of Pizza which prompts a random discussion and ratings. We talk about the cost and some differences in the PC versus Console gaming race. Jared has recently watch the Tiger Woods documentary and we discuss that for a bit, and the intro is a massive case towards the fact our weirdness isn't only on air.

HEY! ITS SEASON 2 of the 12 Pack Podcast! Welcome to Episode 50! This week there is a decent chunk of wrestling talk this week, which is kicked off with Jared's sadness over Scrap Iron Adam Pearce not being involved in the title match at the Royal Rumble. We dive into an under rated and over rated segment for a bunch of wrestlers. The news segment takes a weird turn when a Cop is thought to be a stripped and told that he "makes a lady hot". We take a few moments towards the end of the show to talk about how elated we are as Browns fans to finally have a good season, and a season that goes into the playoffs! Join us this week for the start of season two! (Also AJ really grosses Jared out in the Question segment of the show, and gets a good reaction out of him)

Well folks...we did it! 1 year of this podcast has happened, and we thank you guys so much for the support and love! Here's to a bigger season 2! With that being said, this weeks show is filled with Jared's distracted Rage about a really dumb lawsuit. Which causes the news segment to go a little off the rails. This weeks Korner is some what short, however, we get some good answers in and bring up some good points...and discuss things that are beautiful to us, as well as our favorite snacks. While this is the Finale of Season 1...Let us not forget, it is also the end of the 12 Pack Challenge and a victor has been crowned! Did Jared's dominance continue, or did AJ put his rally cap on tight, and make a good comeback to take the belt! FIND OUT NOWWW!!!!!

As the legend foretold this week was indeed, the wild after Christmas, Shit Show Spectacular. This week we are Joined by AJ's sister Melinda, Her Husband John, The Love of Jared's Life Sarah, and her Brother (And returning Guest) Johnny. There are plenty of Wild and embarrassing stories shared this week, plenty of shit talked, and loads of laughs all around. The show starts off talking about a Jacuzzi for your nuts, then we dive straight into Kyle's Korner which has its fair share of tangents. After the PEE BREAK, we play a game of Over/Under Rated with TV Shows.... TUNE IN FOR A WILD EPISODE!!

Woah....Episode 47...The next one...is a huge one....BUT LETS FOCUS ON THIS WEEK! Jared debuts a new segment where we express our thoughts on a few food topics and discuss whether we think its Over or Underrated. This weeks news brings GTA to real life, when a man, with exceptional reverse driving accuracy, stops two would be car jackers...with force! The questions get us to talk about some old stories that take us back to some fucked up moments in our lives...Jared with an Angry Ex, and AJ with the Police.... (Link to follow the story in the video for Real LIfe GTA) https://www.tmz.com/2020/12/15/carjacking-gone-wrong-drive-runs-over-suspects-video/?fbclid=IwAR0qyTIDZtH6xarJjF4tRQfrdeJ-s5hozlU4z_6X-72mGr55_GUCTWVgzqw

SUP NERDS! Episode 46 is here and ready for your ear holes! This week we discuss the mystery that is ASMR, and why people like it so much...and to that end should we start an ASMR stream, and do an ASMR podcast episode? The answer to both of those is probably yes...find out now! We discover the perfect Alias for a drunk thief, which comes from a long line of crimes all surrounding Bud Light. Some of the bigger Questions from the Corner this week delve into Love and Friendships at a long distance level, and how you can make them work. As well as what kind of charities we would like to set up.

HOLY SHIT! ITS MONDAY! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?!? ITS TIME FOR THE 12 PACK PODCAST! This week has just loads of whale shit....quite literally. We talk about a Sperm (heh heh) Whale creating a POO-Nado on some Canadian divers that are studying them. Starting early on the questions Lisa's Corner (Kyle AJ is sorry for the temp name change....well...kinda) Friend of the Show Lisa, brings some good questions to light, once again making us question what the world needs....as well as what we want from love. The mid show PEE break proves to me a slight disaster for one of us as well...LISTEN IN TO FIND OUT!!

Thanks to Jared's TIRELESS efforts against the Anglo Saxon's our podcast is back! Everyone make sure to head on over to Twitch.tv/Shoelessrenegade and follow his stream as a large thank you for pillaging across Medieval England...for all of us! THIS WEEK! Saturday, the day of recording was AJ's birthday, and we were graced with the presence of the man himself...the legend that is...BIG TUNA! He shares his aged wisdom and perspective on a lot of topics. We also curse the name Bethany Reichel, write for New Arena, as she has some TERRIBLE Music opinions on a list of overrated bands that she made. We translate some text from a French news article that gets used quite a bit on the show...and talk about the Mike Tyson vs. Roy Jones Jr. Fight, as well as a few other fight topics. All this and MORE, on the 12 Pack Podcast!

We have an interesting episode start this week as we share hooker tales on the back of Jared's intro. One where AJ was approached by one, and one where Jared accidentally picked one up. AJ and Jared go over some news stories, and we make fun of France... a country in which we just gained listeners in. This week we also bring in another top 12...and we discuss cereals and why there is one cereal to rule them all! (Also why Kyle's opinion on Cinnamon Toast Crunch is wrong....so wrong...)

Sorry for the delay friends but here is episode 42! This week get answer a question from Lisa, but telling her she should know the answer, cause it's her fault! Also, and of course its in Florida, a man gets some SERIOUS road rage over a comment about his penis. (Also in other penis related news a gentlemen decides to try it before you buy it at an adult toy store.) Jared final sees the results of the twitter poll about Candy Corn...were all of you on his side...or AJ's and said Candy corn is gross!

Its Halloween, and that means its time for Candy, Bubblegum and Taffy...perhaps you will even skip to the sweet shop with your sweetheart named Sandy....EITHER WAY! It's time for another episode of the 12 pack podcast! Speaking of Candy, we have a top 12 list chock full of our favorite candies....which sparks a debate, and of course a twitter poll, regarding Candy Corn. (Jared even did a bunch of research on it). The question section of the show is very light as only Lisa gave us some questions. We also cast the lifetime movie surrounding the love of Jared's life...Sarah. For Context on that listen to last episode. ( The Cast = Sarah, who is a very strong willed and savage individual, Emily who is a loveable carefree individual with lots of booty, AJ who is...well one of the people on this show and very goofy, Johnny who is a balding wild card, Jen -John and Sarah's Mom- who is a very out there string bean who likes to kill fun, Mama -AJ and Emily's mom- Who is in her own right savage but very matter of fact, and Tuna -AJ and Emily's Dad- A very light hearted and goofy man who knows when to be serious)

This week we talk about AOC streaming with some big name streamers while playing Among Us...while having 430k people watching her and urging people to vote. Is this a good move for politicians or should the two remain exclusive from each other? A very high end grocery store, that doesnt look much fancier than a whole foods or the old Anderson's...has a very interesting customer come through it in LA. We also have a Top 12 this week where we discuss our Top 12 Favorite Golfers!

Another week, another episode as Jared tackles more slang for you guys this week...this week its Masturbation slang...because why not? We also take a deep dive into some very weird news stories involving a threesome on the altar of a church, as well as a "Bridezilla" in a Target Halloween aisle. We take some very serious questions this week during our trip down to Kyles Korner, and High School AJ comes back, and even fails. We also go on a long tangent on making animals larger!

Excuse the coughs and sickly wheezes this week, as the weather change and allergies have destroyed AJ. HOWEVER, the show must go on! This weeks a bit shorter, to contrast the Luigi Dad episode! We start off kinda strong this week and Jared gives us new slang terms for bangin! We definitely got weird with our friendly neighborhood Peapod this week as the news led AJ to a Pornhub video, as they discuss a hack that locked a bunch of dudes into a Wi-Fi/Bluetooth controlled Male Chastity Lock! Two polls got put up on our twitter with a vote on which Mario Kart is best...(its Double Dash BTW!)…and Pancakes or Waffles...(This show is a Staunch Pancake supporter!)

WHAT?! THIS EPISODE IS 3 HOURS LONG? You bet your sweet, podcast loving ass it is! This one is for Aaron, a.k.a. Luigi Dad! This week is pretty straight forward, we get weird with peapod, and get a bunch of news. We got a total of 33 Questions between Kyle, his family, and Lisa! The questions very from really weird to really deep, and at one point you would think we spent a good 30 minutes just jerkin each other off with compliments! Also, there are two breaks where Friend of the Show, and Peapods, and Kyle's Lisa, makes two special trips to deliver some home made gifts!

We're back again with another fresh episode for you guys, and this one is a doozy. Little long, but VERY worth the listen! This week we take another trip to the weird side of England again...and of course you know we're visiting Florida again, where a doctor had an unfortunate situation after a routine prostate exam. We discuss the names we would choose if we were American Gladiators, and Answer some heat thrown our way from Lisa, in Kyle's Corner. We also take a very deep dive into mental health after Skip Bayless is a douche, and AJ himself finally opens up a bit about his own issues, and Jared is happy he finally did.

Here at episode 35, it seems like we've become the 12 pack weird food podcast, but damn is there a lot of weird food to be seen, and some strong food opinions to be had! Kyle's corner gets a little deep again thanks to Lisa, and we talk about our own worst enemies, and what the world needs. Once again while getting weird with Peapod, we're taken once again to Florida....America's padded room of crazy, and discover another person with a cheap hitman! (Click this link to follow along with us as we look at some weird food Quarantine: https://www.buzzfeed.com/pablovaldivia/quarantine-food-combo )

Look Out Nerds! Epsode 34 COMING. IN. HOT! AJ and Jared get pretty heated on this episode of the 12 pack. Right after the guys get weird with their friendly neighborhood peapod, they go on yet another wild tangent revolving around food. This time....IT LEADS TO TWITTER POLLS! Is Dipping your pizza in Ketchup gross? Is mayo a better condiment than mustard? Listen to our takes, and do your part and vote in the twitter polls that are up till friday, @12_Pack_Pod on twitter! Also on the show we talk about Goats being addicted to human pee, our new business idea thanks to a news story from Peapod. We also have a large quantity of questions to bring some great new views into the guys lives.

HEY! EPISODE 33 IS HERE NERDS! This week we answer some questions like normal, and get down to an old story where AJ's Dad, BIG TUNA...once talked some serious shit about Jared when we were young...and before we were friends! Plus, We both give our top three bands for our perfect concert. Also on this weeks show, AJ goes try hard troll mode on IG for a friend!

Welcome one and all to the show...the 32nd episode in fact! On this weeks podcast, we definitely go on a good long tangent. We talk about Jesus food. Not food that Jesus would eat, but people finding Jesus in their food. Please click the links in the description if you would like to follow along with us reacting to some of these pictures. Following a suggestion from someone Big Tuna works with, we watch the music video for WAP by Cardi B., and Meghan Thee Stallion....and Jared and AJ are unsure of what they saw...but they're very sure they lost four to five minutes of their life. The end of the show is another bi weekly check in for the 12 Pack Challenge! Where we may end up changing the rules, keep an eye out on that! Original Story: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/aldi-shopper-says-jesus-appeared-22538449 Reactions Page: https://www.buzzfeed.com/arielknutson/people-who-found-jesus-in-their-food

Oh, hey didn't see you there..............Who are we kidding...yes we did...WE SEE EVERYTHING!! Everything except the fact that you can get arrested for assaulting someone with a Slurpee! Which is something we cover while we enjoy our newly named news segment, "Getting weird with your Friendly Neighborhood Peapod" as he sends us a few odd news stories. We also talk about how much we dislike the NBA and watching basketball. Jared also discuss minor golf course pet peeves!

We've officially entered our 30's Nerds! Id say Jared took his shirt off for the occasion...but his shirt is ALWAYS OFF, but AJ did pull out the #JUSTONENIPPLE! This week we answer a myriad of questions from Kyle, Lisa, and a real deep cut from the love of Jared's life...Sarah! Outside of the questions we have our usual news segment and a big shout out to Peapod for the big story about an Arm Dick! (No spoilers here, make sure to listen...just kidding...theres a PENIS EXPERT!) Dr. Disrespect is back much to our joy, we discuss some upcoming fights...and we give our bi weekly update for the 12 pack challenge series: Weight Loss Edition. Is AJ winning, has Jared stormed ahead, or are they both doing great and its neck and neck? FIND OUT NOW! #NOTASCAM!

Welcome one and all to episode 29, of the 12 Pack Podcast! This week we got tons of questions, and it takes up a large chunk of the episode, and we answer a couple would you rather's as well. A couple questions get a little weird, and a couple get serious and you'll learn that AJ is ok with showing only ONE NIPPLE! The guys also talk about a bunch of weird world records, and talk about potentially breaking one or two of their own!