We Watch Bad Films

Dungeons and Dragons from 2000 is a bad film. Terrible casting, awful story, dreadful dialogue... did I miss anything? No it's a shocker. Listen in to find out what Tom Baker and Richard O'Brien add to the mix. A little chat on I SEE YOU to boot. Apologies for some occasional audio oddness. Anchor / Spotify have messed with the interface and there were some quirks to get used to. Join Gary & Jay as they review the film. In turn please leave us a 5 star review us on your podcast platform of choice. A random episode of The Crystal Maze https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zI7HVMoYm8 Trailer for I SEE YOU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k72fdSYHHvQ Dungeons and Dragons on Rotten Tomatoes https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/dungeons_and_dragons Follow We Watch Bad Films on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WeWatchBadFilms Music credit: thanks to Andy Aruldoss Podcast artwork by Jay. Browse and buy Jay's art merch at his Redbubble store: https://www.redbubble.com/people/jayess78/shop Listen to all episodes: https://anchor.fm/wwbf Like this? Buy us a Ko-fi! It helps us buy movie rentals to make more episodes https://ko-fi.com/wwbfpod

The Star Wars Holiday Special from 1978 is a bad TV show. Poorly conceived, poorly written, poorly made. Just a miserable experience to sit through, from endless unsubtitled Wookiee dialogue scenes to Carrie Fisher's Carrie Carpenter impression. Even if you want to watch it out of completeness, we strongly advise against it. Join Gary & Jay as they review the film. In turn please leave us a 5 star review us on your podcast platform of choice. An episode of the Paul Daniels magic show we almost 100% definitely watched live https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tFAs4OiO5k Star Wars Holiday Special 20 minute edit (bearable) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCFSzh6tHcs Chris Rea Driving Home for Christmas https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDt3u2Ev1cI An Andy Williams Christmas Special https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKR8S6XkAww The art of Moebius https://www.iamag.co/the-art-of-moebius/ Follow We Watch Bad Films on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WeWatchBadFilms Music credit: thanks to Andy Aruldoss Podcast artwork by Jay. Browse and buy Jay's art merch at his Redbubble store: https://www.redbubble.com/people/jayess78/shop Listen to all episodes: https://anchor.fm/wwbf Like this? Buy us a Ko-fi! It helps us buy movie rentals to make more episodes https://ko-fi.com/wwbfpod

Jaws The Revenge from 1987 is a bad film. It's so keen to invoke the spirit of the original Jaws it throws up imitation scenes of it, but poorer. But Sir Michael Caine's in it, so there's that. We dig into exactly how much he got paid. Discover also why we decide to call it 'Jaffors'. Join Gary & Jay as they review the film. In turn please leave us a 5 star review us on your podcast platform of choice. Michael Caine talks about Jaws https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4P4CLrC2xLw Where the shark roar comes from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIY0Cr6XDdQ The Trope Namer for It's Personal https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Film/JawsTheRevenge Layton Eversaul's excellent breakdown of the making-of process https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zAXZwK7TfM Follow We Watch Bad Films on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WeWatchBadFilms Music credit: thanks to Andy Aruldoss Podcast artwork by Jay. Browse and buy Jay's art merch at his Redbubble store: https://www.redbubble.com/people/jayess78/shop Listen to all episodes: https://anchor.fm/wwbf Like this? Buy us a Ko-fi! It helps us buy movie rentals to make more episodes https://ko-fi.com/wwbfpod

Morbius from 2022 is a bad film. Special guest Nic joins us this week to discuss this superhero nonsense mess. Is he a goodie? Is he a baddie? We don't know, and I don't think the film knows either. Matt Smith and Jared Harris do their best to try and save it from being Jared Leto'd, but they are not successful. It's an absolute stinking pile and we also discover the film has pretty much made it's money back to our surprise. A tiny amount of pointless Suicide Squad chat is also included for no reason. Join Gary & Jay as they review the film. In turn please leave us a 5 star review us on your podcast platform of choice. Big https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGDTNhHYJ94 Suicide Squad (one of them) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WI3hecGO_04 Croydon in the 1980s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDHYKByfcXY Shazam https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=go6GEIrcvFY RedLetterMedia discuss Army of the Dead's Dead Pixels https://youtu.be/KKQiJuXN07E?t=973 Bloodshot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGnfLoSjtZo Billy Bear ham https://www.feldhues-group.de/en/kids_character_sausage.php Follow We Watch Bad Films on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WeWatchBadFilms Music credit: thanks to Andy Aruldoss Podcast artwork by Jay. Browse and buy Jay's art merch at his Redbubble store: https://www.redbubble.com/people/jayess78/shop Listen to all episodes: https://anchor.fm/wwbf Like this? Buy us a Ko-fi! It helps us buy movie rentals to make more episodes https://ko-fi.com/wwbfpod

Lord of the Rings colon Rings of Power from 2022 is a ... promising TV show. It's neither a film nor is it bad but yes we're still reviewing. Gary and Jay are discussing the first two episodes and mulling over whether it's better than Picard, the legend of Delbert Wilkins and exactly who they think the strange man is. Expect spoilers for episodes 1 and 2 of the show. Please leave us a 5 star review us on your podcast platform of choice. Why Gary keeps singing "Rings of Powwweer" like that https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCSKEM4-sO0 A dreadful VHS rip of the Lenny Henry show https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BR33VJSyR4 Gary forgot to mention it on the show, but Galadriel's theme is very reminiscent of the Man from Milk Tray adverts from the 80s. Here's Galadriel's theme https://open.spotify.com/track/5nPK5wODfhx5u7FXDFYxQ2?si=0c63a927722745e9 and the Lady Loves Milk Tray https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DWt39zk00I A great comparison of the Bakshi to Jackson LOTR https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4t7KSarpfFM Follow We Watch Bad Films on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WeWatchBadFilms Music credit: thanks to Andy Aruldoss Podcast artwork by Jay. Browse and buy Jay's art merch at his Redbubble store: https://www.redbubble.com/people/jayess78/shop Listen to all episodes: https://anchor.fm/wwbf Like this? Buy us a Ko-fi! It helps us buy movie rentals to make more episodes https://ko-fi.com/wwbfpod

Obi-Wan Kenobi from 2022 is a ... quite good TV show. It's neither a film nor is it bad but yes we're still reviewing. Gary and Jay are over the (forest) moon to also welcome back special guest Dan from Nerdfest UK. Was this series necessary? Was it all good? The answer to both of these is no, but listen to three idiots fawn over some lightsabers anyway. You should expect spoilers for all episodes of the show. Please leave us a 5 star review us on your podcast platform of choice. Find Dan at Nerdfest UK podcast (Apple, but available everywhere) https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/nerdfest-podcast-movies-tv-trivia-and-fun/id1322410403 Hello There / Hello There / Hello There https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFBB-Xp9GZI A fan edit of Book of Boba Fett https://www.reddit.com/r/fanedits/comments/so4chr/the_book_of_boba_fett_recut_feature_length_sequel/ The final duel rescored with Revenge of the Sith music https://youtu.be/OrMnD2uYw0I Just who is Quinlan Vos? https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Quinlan_Vos Ewan McGregor as a tomato https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Axj4woto7lE Follow We Watch Bad Films on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WeWatchBadFilms Music credit: thanks to Andy Aruldoss Podcast artwork by Jay. Browse and buy Jay's art merch at his Redbubble store: https://www.redbubble.com/people/jayess78/shop Listen to all episodes: https://anchor.fm/wwbf Like this? Buy us a Ko-fi! It helps us buy movie rentals to make more episodes https://ko-fi.com/wwbfpod

Batman and Robin from 1997 is a bad film. All this starts because Jay's seen The Batman (2022) but why we deserved this I don't know. George Clooney stars in but ends up being sidelined by everyone in this most 90s of films: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Uma Thurman, Chris O'Donnell, Alicia Silverstone, Elle Macpherson... there's a campy nonsense tone but the whole thing plain stinks. What an absolute pile. Join Gary & Jay as they review the film. In turn please leave us a 5 star review us on your podcast platform of choice. George Clooney apologises for Batman https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXzcSCf3kwg A full rundown of Mr. Freeze's cold puns https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkTHtWX7CCY Jeep Swenson (Bane) vs. the legendary Bruiser Brody https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZ905eKX7L8 Follow We Watch Bad Films on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WeWatchBadFilms Music credit: thanks to Andy Aruldoss Podcast artwork by Jay. Browse and buy Jay's art merch at his Redbubble store: https://www.redbubble.com/people/jayess78/shop Listen to all episodes: https://anchor.fm/wwbf Like this? Buy us a Ko-fi! It helps us buy movie rentals to make more episodes https://ko-fi.com/wwbfpod

Troll2 from 1990 is a bad film. A VERY bad film. It's one of the kings of the bad film kingdom and it is the very definition of 'so bad it's good'. We're joined by the multitalented Bobby Jarvis Jr who is aghast that such a film exists. Some of the worst dialogue delivered incredibly strangely makes for one of the most hilarious films we've ever seen. We also talk about kitchen drama Boiling Point. Join Gary & Jay as they review the film. In turn please leave us a 5 star review us on your podcast platform of choice. Find Jarvis on Instagram for more of his guitar-based tomfoolery https://www.instagram.com/bobbyjarvisjr/ Garth Marenghi's Darkplace on All4 https://www.channel4.com/programmes/garth-marenghis-darkplace Go listen to some actual Goblin for great mood music https://open.spotify.com/artist/7H92g6n1BvyzvQwaERZKZl?si=sdYKgLxdQviDsL1p2WYBsg The movie about Troll 2, Best Worst Movie https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1144539/ Follow We Watch Bad Films on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WeWatchBadFilms Music credit: thanks to Andy Aruldoss Podcast artwork by Jay. Browse and buy Jay's artworks at his Redbubble store: https://www.redbubble.com/people/jayess78/shop Listen to all episodes: https://anchor.fm/wwbf Like this? Buy us a Ko-fi! It helps us buy movie rentals to make more episodes https://ko-fi.com/wwbfpod

Robowar from 1988 is a bad film. Did you like Predator? Well so did the makers of this film, so they decided to remake it on a budget of £8. I hope you enjoy muscly men wandering through a jungle and unintelligible Daft Punk tribute acts, because that's what you get. The same director made the brilliantly awful Cruel Jaws which we also reviewed. Please note, we also talk a little about Studio 666 but in between recording and releasing Taylor Hawkins sadly passed away - as much as Gary didn't enjoy the film we didn't feel right cutting it out of the episode. RIP Taylor Hawkins, rock on. Join Gary & Jay as they review the film. In turn please leave us a 5 star review us on your podcast platform of choice. Robowar on IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096000/ Follow We Watch Bad Films on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WeWatchBadFilms Music credit: thanks to Andy Aruldoss Podcast artwork by Jay. Browse and buy Jay's artworks at his Redbubble store: https://www.redbubble.com/people/jayess78/shop Listen to all episodes: https://anchor.fm/wwbf Like this? Buy us a Ko-fi! It helps us buy movie rentals to make more episodes https://ko-fi.com/wwbfpod

Blues Brothers 2000 from 1998 is a bad film. Join our special guess Dan as we cover this musical... musical comedy... jukebox musical?... sequel and discuss how many car crashes are too much. And was Blues Brothers 2000 a trendsetter in nostalgia film franchises? We also discuss good and bad musicals. Join Gary & Jay as they review the film. In turn please leave us a 5 star review us on your podcast platform of choice. The Nerdfest podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/5HpGQ8uXyeOSorQ9sTuhvo The Alnwick Castle podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/0fGCK0GDhdizkVQJAb8038 The Morecambe and Wise Singin' in the Rain routine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCQP8WGeGuk Listen to the best bit, the Blues Brothers 2000 Soundtrack https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL68VoX7Gmz9YtaiETiTxtmEoE59eUKK9B Blues Brothers 2000 on IMDB https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118747/ John Goodman and Dan Aykroyd interview https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhkDrYxw2Uk Intro to Total Security, the show James Belushi was too busy filming to appear in Blues Brothers 2000 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDWR7pd_ViY Follow We Watch Bad Films on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WeWatchBadFilms Music credit: thanks to Andy Aruldoss Podcast artwork by Jay. Browse and buy Jay's artworks at his Redbubble store: https://www.redbubble.com/people/jayess78/shop Listen to all episodes: https://anchor.fm/wwbf Like this? Buy us a Ko-fi! It helps us buy movie rentals to make more episodes https://ko-fi.com/wwbfpod

The Last Dragon from 1985 is a bad film. A silly martial arts film with pretty poor acting, terrible editing and the worst example of a music video as a film we've seen yet. Who is the bad guy? Nobody knows. And no it's not Raya The Last Dragon. We also continue discussing some of our least favourite films we watched in 2021, including Matrix: Resurrection and Nicky Deuce. Join Gary & Jay as they review the film. In turn please leave us a 5 star review us on your podcast platform of choice. Listen to the The Last Dragon Soundtrack https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LrLrj6oX7M&list=PLLR7m5c30JvwcbJUPEyRv44pEpqj-MT_b The Last Dragon on IMDB https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089461/ The story of Prince and Vanity https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZX_lfLNOac Zeus (Tom 'Tiny' Lister Jr) v Hulk Hogan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pypdrEOVVGQ Follow We Watch Bad Films on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WeWatchBadFilms Music credit: thanks to Andy Aruldoss Podcast artwork by Jay. Browse and buy Jay's artworks at his Redbubble store: https://www.redbubble.com/people/jayess78/shop Listen to all episodes: https://anchor.fm/wwbf Like this? Buy us a Ko-fi! It helps us buy movie rentals to make more episodes https://ko-fi.com/wwbfpod

Howard the Duck from 1986 is a bad film. This bizarre Marvel comic hero tale is set in Columbus, Ohio. Wildly inconsistent effects, mad acting decisions and horrendous pacing add up to make a weird George Lucas fever dream. Is it any good? Will there be a remake? Find out in our chat. We also discuss some of our least favourite films we watched in 2021, including Cats and Stardust. Join Gary & Jay as they review the film. In turn please review us on your podcast platform of choice. Listen to the Howard the Duck Soundtrack https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJDsh-Jl7MY&list=PLgXsvEQYISFcn3rOAdYwC7pgcdjT_f3Fi Howard the Duck on IMDB https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091225/ Thomas Dolby, She Blinded Me With Science https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V83JR2IoI8k A wonderful George Clinton performance https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J08EA0lKyP8 Follow We Watch Bad Films on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WeWatchBadFilms Music credit: thanks to Andy Aruldoss Podcast artwork by Jay. Browse and buy Jay's artworks at his Redbubble store: https://www.redbubble.com/people/jayess78/shop Listen to all episodes: https://anchor.fm/wwbf Like this? Buy us a Ko-fi! It helps us buy movie rentals to make more episodes https://ko-fi.com/wwbfpod

Sleepaway Camp from 1983 is a bad film. It's a classic camp slasher flick from the early 80s that is actually OK for the most part but the ending sends it through the roof and turned it into a cult classic. We also discuss Hallowe'en appropriate films A Field in England and The VVitch. Join Gary & Jay as they review the film. In turn please review us on your podcast platform of choice. What's a Carry On film? https://www.comedy.co.uk/guide/group/carry_on/ Baldrick pretends to be Charlie Chaplin in Blackadder Goes Forth https://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/blackadder/epguide/four_major.shtml Follow lead actress Felissa Rose on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/felissarose123/ An interview with songwriter Frank Vinci http://sleepawaycampfilms.com/inter_vinci.htm Please tell us what you thought of this film! Follow We Watch Bad Films on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WeWatchBadFilms Music credit: thanks to Andy Aruldoss Listen to all episodes: https://anchor.fm/wwbf Like this? Buy us a Ko-fi! It helps us buy movie rentals to make more episodes https://ko-fi.com/wwbfpod

Ouija Shark from 2017 (or 2020?) is a bad film. Just miserable in every respect, from poor acting, woeful lighting and filming, and the worst effects ever. Apparently Spielberg was worried about 'Bruce' the shark's effects in Jaws, well these guys did not give a darn. We also discuss recent cinema trips to watch Incendies and The Many Saints of Newark. Podcast artwork by Jay. Like this artwork? Check out this and more at his Redbubble store: https://www.redbubble.com/people/jayess78/shop Join Gary & Jay as they review the film. In turn please review us on your podcast platform of choice. Please tell us what you thought of this film! Follow We Watch Bad Films on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WeWatchBadFilms Music credit: thanks to Andy Aruldoss Listen to all episodes: https://anchor.fm/wwbf Like this? Buy us a Ko-fi! It helps us buy movie rentals to make more episodes https://ko-fi.com/wwbfpod

Stickfighter from 1994 (or 1997?) is a bad film. Apparently renowned martial artist Kely McClung shambles and smirks his way through this cop revenge movie with awful soundtrack, poor editing and drab scenery. We have a chat about Christopher Nolan's debut feature too. Podcast artwork by Jay. Like this artwork? Check out this and more at his Redbubble store: https://www.redbubble.com/people/jayess78/shop Join Gary & Jay as they review the film. In turn please review us on your podcast platform of choice. Please tell us what you thought of this film! Follow We Watch Bad Films on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WeWatchBadFilms Music credit: thanks to Andy Aruldoss Listen to all episodes: https://anchor.fm/wwbf Like this? Buy us a Ko-fi! It helps us buy movie rentals to make more episodes https://ko-fi.com/wwbfpod

Abraxas from 1991 is a bad film. Jesse "The Body" Ventura stars in this lacklustre Terminator rip-off, except with totally inappropriate music and shonky effects. Meanwhile enjoy one of the blandest female leads you've ever seen on film and absolutely dreadful invented nouns such as 'co-mater', 'VD', and 'birthing member'. Lovely. Also: we run down some of our favourite worst bits of dialogue. Podcast artwork by Jay. Like this artwork? Check out this and more at his Redbubble store: https://www.redbubble.com/people/jayess78/shop Join Gary & Jay as they review the film. In turn please review us on your podcast platform of choice. Please tell us what you thought of this film! Follow We Watch Bad Films on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WeWatchBadFilms Music credit: thanks to Andy Aruldoss Listen to all episodes: https://anchor.fm/wwbf Like this? Buy us a Ko-fi! It helps us buy movie rentals to make more episodes https://ko-fi.com/wwbfpod

Samurai Cop from 1991 is a bad film. Actually, saying that, it is an AMAZING film. It's the standard by what bad films should be. It's an important film for us, as it's the film that Jay and I watched that made us say "hey, let's record a podcast about films as bad as this..." so we felt it was a good candidate for our 1st anniversary special. That's right, we've been waffling on for a year. As a variation from the normal theme, we chat along live with the episode as it plays out instead of batching up our thoughts as a conversation. Indulge our stream of consciousness special! Make sure you count along with how many dog-hair similes we come up with. Note: this is heavily edited so you can't really do a listen-along! Maybe we'll release it in a future episode... LINKS! Wonderful interview with Matt Hannon from the guys at RedLetterMedia https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8830UXkTzY The "bread lion" from Great British Bake Off 2015 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeZjFQrpVGE THAT Billy Joel song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hxx8IWIvKg0 The wonderful Iron Sheik giving Hulk Hogan a Camel Clutch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8sPIeLZ6eE Podcast artwork by Jay. Browse and buy Jay's artworks at his Redbubble store: https://www.redbubble.com/people/jayess78/shop Join Gary & Jay as they review the film. In turn please review us on your podcast platform of choice. Please tell us what you thought of this film! Follow We Watch Bad Films on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WeWatchBadFilms Music credit: thanks to Andy Aruldoss Listen to all episodes: https://anchor.fm/wwbf Like this? Buy us a Ko-fi! It helps us buy movie rentals to make more episodes https://ko-fi.com/wwbfpod

Plankton from 1994 is a bad film. It's a zero budget monster-chases-the-teenagers-around-a-boat film, you know one of those. It thinks it's Alien, Aliens, The Thing, Airplane! and lots of others while surprisingly being nowhere near as good as any of those. Everyone has dubbed over their own lines, weird voiceovers stalk the cast, and has the worst sense of humour ever. Podcast artwork by Jay. Like this artwork? Check out this and more at his Redbubble store: https://www.redbubble.com/people/jayess78/shop Join Gary & Jay as they review the film. In turn please review us on your podcast platform of choice. Please tell us what you thought of this film! Follow We Watch Bad Films on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WeWatchBadFilms Music credit: thanks to Andy Aruldoss Listen to all episodes: https://anchor.fm/wwbf Like this? Buy us a Ko-fi! It helps us buy movie rentals to make more episodes https://ko-fi.com/wwbfpod

It's a Michael Winner double bill special! Yes we break the format wide open. Bullseye from 1990 is a bad film. Sir Michael Caine and Roger Moore star in this abysmal crime caper that fails at everything and reeks of tax dodge. Death Wish 3 from 1985 is also a bad film, where Charles Bronson shlubs around "New York" (actually London) being a bit rubbish. We also have a chat about A Quiet Place part 2, and wrap up our ongoing Mindhunter talk. LINKS! Bullseye was a very low production value but massively watched game show in the 80s and 90s centred around darts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_t3_P-Takg Only Fools and Horses was the definitive 80s and 90s sitcom, with titanic viewing figures and fondly remembered by many https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_sm6y4UKqY Roger Moore and Michael Caine on local news talking about the film https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JD3RdpUKj4k Grange Hill was a children's / teen drama about an ordinary comprehensive British school in the 70s/80s/90s. Here's a compilation of Mr Bronson's best bits https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3F2oonaLNEo Death Wish 3 music on Commodore 64 by Ben Dalglish https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oUMK4X33-0 Podcast artwork by Jay. Like this artwork? Check out this and more at his Redbubble store: https://www.redbubble.com/people/jayess78/shop Join Gary & Jay as they review the film. In turn please review us on your podcast platform of choice. Please tell us what you thought of this film! Follow We Watch Bad Films on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WeWatchBadFilms Music credit: thanks to Andy Aruldoss Listen to all episodes: https://anchor.fm/wwbf Like this? Buy us a Ko-fi! It helps us buy movie rentals to make more episodes https://ko-fi.com/wwbfpod "CALM DOWN DEAR!"

Army of the Dead from 2021 is a bad film. Zack Snyder's latest movie is a great premise flushed down the loo. Dave Batista and Tig Notaro try their best but it's too long, too generic and too badly shot to make a difference. Also we know it's not a film, but continuing last episode's David Fincher chat we talk about Mindhunter too. It's almost a Netflix special episode. Podcast artwork by Jay. Like this artwork? Check out this and more at his Redbubble store: https://www.redbubble.com/people/jayess78/shop Join Gary & Jay as they review the film. In turn please review us on your podcast platform of choice. Please tell us what you thought of this film! Follow We Watch Bad Films on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WeWatchBadFilms Music credit: thanks to Andy Aruldoss Listen to all episodes: https://anchor.fm/wwbf Like this? Buy us a Ko-fi! It helps us buy movie rentals to make more episodes https://ko-fi.com/wwbfpod

Howling II from 1985 is a bad film. Despite the wonderful Christopher Lee doing his best this... thing hams along from repetitive punk performance to rotten lines and uncomfortable nudity. We spend ages discussing Christopher Lee to try and put off talking about this horror schlock, and we have a big old chat about the works of David Fincher too. Podcast artwork by Jay. Like this artwork? Check out this and more at his Redbubble store: https://www.redbubble.com/people/jayess78/shop Join Gary & Jay as they review the film. In turn please review us on your podcast platform of choice. Please tell us what you thought of this film! Follow We Watch Bad Films on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WeWatchBadFilms Music credit: thanks to Andy Aruldoss Listen to all episodes: https://anchor.fm/wwbf Like this? Buy us a Ko-fi! It helps us buy movie rentals to make more episodes https://ko-fi.com/wwbfpod

Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith from 2005 is a bad film. Is this film a bad film with good bits in, or a good film with bad bits in? We don't agree on this. The good is Ian McDiarmid, the relationship of the two Jedi, and the final act generally. The bad is... everything else. But by far the best of the prequel trilogy. Join as we discuss Windu, tragedies of Plagueis and different ways to say NOOOOOOOO. Podcast artwork by Jay. Like this artwork? Check out this and more at his Redbubble store: https://www.redbubble.com/people/jayess78/shop Join Gary & Jay as they review the film. In turn please review us on your podcast platform of choice. Please tell us what you thought of this film! Follow We Watch Bad Films on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WeWatchBadFilms Music credit: thanks to Andy Aruldoss Listen to all episodes: https://anchor.fm/wwbf Like this? Buy us a Ko-fi! It helps us buy movie rentals to make more episodes https://ko-fi.com/wwbfpod

Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones from 2002 is a bad film. Star Wars is a big reason why Gary and Jay are friends, and Gary says this is the worst Star Wars film ever. Jay is not quite as harsh. Where do you stand? From exhausting plot to dreadful dialogue, they pick over the details of this pile of poo. Gary and Jay also discuss the films of Robert Pattinson, especially The Rover. Podcast artwork by Jay. Like this artwork? Check out this and more at his Redbubble store: https://www.redbubble.com/people/jayess78/shop Join Gary & Jay as they review the film. In turn please review us on your podcast platform of choice. Please tell us what you thought of this film! Follow We Watch Bad Films on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WeWatchBadFilms Music credit: thanks to Andy Aruldoss Listen to all episodes: https://anchor.fm/wwbf Like this? Buy us a Ko-fi! It helps us buy movie rentals to make more episodes https://ko-fi.com/wwbfpod

Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace from 1999 is a bad film. Star Wars is a big reason why Gary and Jay are friends, so they have plenty to say about George Lucas's first return to directing in over 20 years. From Jar Jar Binks to incoherent plotting, they rake over piece of this hot garbage... though there are a few highlights. Jay has also seen the Snyder Cut of Justice League, and offers his views on whether it improves on the 2017 release. Podcast artwork by Jay. Like this artwork? Check out this and more at his Redbubble store: https://www.redbubble.com/people/jayess78/shop Join Gary & Jay as they review the film. In turn please review us on your podcast platform of choice. Please tell us what you thought of this film! Follow We Watch Bad Films on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WeWatchBadFilms Music credit: thanks to Andy Aruldoss Listen to all episodes: https://anchor.fm/wwbf Like this? Buy us a Ko-fi! It helps us buy movie rentals to make more episodes https://ko-fi.com/wwbfpod

Shark Attack 3 from 2002 is a bad film. This John Barrowman movie is yet another dreadful shark movie (our third episode about sharks!). Weird dubbing, odd choices of lines and pretty dumb effects are the themes of the day. Podcast artwork by Jay. Like this artwork? Check out this and more at his Redbubble store: https://www.redbubble.com/people/jayess78/shop Join Gary & Jay as they review the film. In turn please review us on your podcast platform of choice. Please tell us what you thought of this film! Follow We Watch Bad Films on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WeWatchBadFilms Music credit: thanks to Andy Aruldoss Listen to all episodes: https://anchor.fm/wwbf Like this? Buy us a Ko-fi! It helps us buy movie rentals to make more episodes https://ko-fi.com/wwbfpod

Battlefield Earth from 2000 is a bad film. This is no surprise to anyone but we had to watch it to make sure. And boy is it really, really bad. This John Travolta vehicle is truly awful. Listen to us try to figure out why. We also talk about Richard Sandling's film PHASE made entirely in lockdown (spoilers, not a bad film!). Watch Richard Sandling's film Phase here: https://vimeo.com/ondemand/phase Podcast artwork by Jay. Like this artwork? Check out this and more at his Redbubble store: https://www.redbubble.com/people/jayess78/shop Join Gary & Jay as they review the film. In turn please review us on your podcast platform of choice. Please tell us what you thought of this film! Follow We Watch Bad Films on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WeWatchBadFilms Music credit: thanks to Andy Aruldoss 'Breaking News' Background music via https://www.FesliyanStudios.com Listen to all episodes: https://anchor.fm/wwbf Like this? Buy us a Ko-fi! It helps us buy movie rentals to make more episodes https://ko-fi.com/wwbfpod

Can of Worms from 1999 is a bad film. We're joined by Disney enthusiast and theme park nut Nic Roberts to talk about this Disney channel original movie that stumbles through awful made-up PC waffle, so-so puppets and the blandest, doughiest cast we've ever seen. Find Nic's podcasts: https://anchor.fm/thatuniversalpodcast https://anchor.fm/alice-magical-podcast Join Gary & Jay as they review the film. In turn please review us on your podcast platform of choice. Podcast artwork by Jay. Like this artwork? Check out this and more at his Redbubble store: https://www.redbubble.com/people/jayess78/shop Please tell us what you thought of this film! Follow We Watch Bad Films on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WeWatchBadFilms Music credit: thanks to Andy Aruldoss Listen to all episodes: https://anchor.fm/wwbf Like this? Buy us a Ko-fi! It helps us buy movie rentals to make more episodes https://ko-fi.com/wwbfpod

Fatal Deviation from 1998 is a bad film. We're joined by comedian, stand-up, actor and all-round amazing guy Richard Sandling as we talk about this utterly bonkers Irish martial arts film. Featuring lots of kicks, a specific amount of oranges and a member of Boyzone. Watch the bar fight recreation here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYyZpKhY45s Podcast artwork by Jay. Like this artwork? Check out this and more at his Redbubble store: https://www.redbubble.com/people/jayess78/shop Follow Rich on twitter: https://twitter.com/squat_betty Watch Rich's film PHASE: https://vimeo.com/ondemand/phase Join Gary & Jay as they review the film. In turn please review us on your podcast platform of choice. Please tell us what you thought of this film! Follow We Watch Bad Films on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WeWatchBadFilms Music credit: thanks to Andy Aruldoss Listen to all episodes: https://anchor.fm/wwbf Like this? Buy us a Ko-fi! It helps us buy movie rentals to make more episodes https://ko-fi.com/wwbfpod

The Garbage Pail Kids Movie from 1987 is a bad film. We reminisce about opening packets of stinky stickers with chalky bubblegum, and debate why on earth this was a film and not the Saturday morning TV show it should've been. The budget sure felt like it. Tip of the hat to Nick for the 'recommendation' https://twitter.com/xahdrez Join us for our SEASON FINALE as we close out a brilliant first season of We Watch Bad Films looking back over the first 16 episodes. Join Gary & Jay as they review the film. In turn please review us on your podcast platform of choice. Please tell us what you thought of this film! Follow We Watch Bad Films on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WeWatchBadFilms Music credit: thanks to Andy Aruldoss Listen to all episodes: https://anchor.fm/wwbf Like this? Buy us a Ko-fi! It helps us buy movie rentals to make more episodes https://ko-fi.com/wwbfpod

THX 1138 from 1971 is a bad film. Well actually it isn't that bad. It has a saggy middle act but it's visually interesting and really well edited. This was George Lucas's first proper film, the dystopian underground nightmare sees Robert Duvall and Donald Pleasance work their way out of their routine existences. We have a good old chat about George Lucas generally, and in fitting with our podcast we spend a long time talking about Star Wars Episode I The Phantom Menace and Episode II Attack of the Clones. Join Gary & Jay as they review the film. In turn please review us on your podcast platform of choice. Please tell us what you thought of this film! Follow We Watch Bad Films on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WeWatchBadFilms Music credit: thanks to Andy Aruldoss Listen to all episodes: https://anchor.fm/wwbf Like this? Buy us a Ko-fi! It helps us buy movie rentals to make more episodes https://ko-fi.com/wwbfpod

Zardoz from 1974 is a bad film. John Boorman directs this pretentious Sean Connery and Charlotte Rampling movie into the ground, wringing all joy out of the damn thing. Listen to the Patrick Stewart / Brian Blessed hybrid head, what is evil, and whether cling film makes a good style choice. In honour of the great Scot's passing, we also discuss our favourite Sean Connery films and his legacy. Join Gary & Jay as they review the film. In turn please review us on your podcast platform of choice. Please tell us what you thought of this film! Follow We Watch Bad Films on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WeWatchBadFilms Music credit: thanks to Andy Aruldoss Listen to all episodes: https://anchor.fm/wwbf Like this? Buy us a Ko-fi! It helps us buy movie rentals to make more episodes https://ko-fi.com/wwbfpod

Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare (AKA Edge of Hell) from 1987 is a bad film. It's a sort-of hair metal epic invoking the devil, with a plot like The Thing and lots of sex, and is still quite, quite bad. We also discuss good directors that make bad films. Shout out to Richard Sandling for suggesting the film https://twitter.com/squat_betty Join Gary & Jay as they review the film. In turn please review us on your podcast platform of choice. Please tell us what you thought of this film! Follow We Watch Bad Films on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WeWatchBadFilms Music credit: thanks to Andy Aruldoss Listen to all episodes: https://anchor.fm/wwbf Like this? Buy us a Ko-fi! It helps us buy movie rentals to make more episodes https://ko-fi.com/wwbfpod

Alone in the Dark from 2005 is a bad film. This miserable little wretch is from Uwe Boll, starring Christian Slater and Tara Reid. It's probably the worst thing we've watched as it's boring, unfunny and just hasn't got the slightest hint of joy in it. Plus a discussion around computer game adaptations in general and the upcoming Uncharted film. Shout out to contributors https://twitter.com/FromPage2Screen https://twitter.com/TheEndIsNighSho https://twitter.com/squat_betty We also call out a few of our favourite YouTube review shows https://www.youtube.com/user/jacktaylor1983 https://www.youtube.com/user/RedLetterMedia Join Gary & Jay as they review the film. In turn please review us on your podcast platform of choice. Please tell us what you thought of this film! Follow We Watch Bad Films on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WeWatchBadFilms Music credit: thanks to Andy Aruldoss Listen to all episodes: https://anchor.fm/wwbf Like this? Buy us a Ko-fi! It helps us buy movie rentals to make more episodes https://ko-fi.com/wwbfpod

Traxx from 1988 is a bad film. It's kind of like someone wanted to make an Airplane! style spoof for cop action revenge films, but didn't know how to write a funny script for it. As with many bad films, tone lets it down from the beginning. Plus BONUS chat around Batman vs Superman and Justice League because we felt like it. Join Gary & Jay as they review the film. In turn please review us on your podcast platform of choice. Please tell us what you thought of this film! Follow We Watch Bad Films on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WeWatchBadFilms Music credit: thanks to Andy Aruldoss Listen to all episodes: https://anchor.fm/wwbf Like this? Buy us a Ko-fi! It helps us buy movie rentals to make more episodes https://ko-fi.com/wwbfpod

Battle Beyond the Stars from 1980 is a bad film. This Roger Corman piece staggeringly features the debut of James Cameron, James Horner and more besides. But it doesn't quite come together and the result is a bloated borefest with no charisma. Join Gary & Jay as they review the film. In turn please review us on your podcast platform of choice. Please tell us what you thought of this film! Follow We Watch Bad Films on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WeWatchBadFilms Music credit: thanks to Andy Aruldoss Listen to all episodes: https://anchor.fm/wwbf Like this? Buy us a Ko-fi! https://ko-fi.com/wwbfpod

Cruel Jaws from 1995 is a bad film. Not part of the Jaws franchise, no not at all, not even when mentioning Peter Benchley in the credits, this godawful shark attack film is utterly bonkers. Features Hulk Hogan (not really), a dolphin sanctuary, an array of bullhorns big and small, and some of the most brazen rip-offs of the Star Wars theme music of all time. It is however a bit of a laugh. Join Gary & Jay as they review the film. In turn please review us on your podcast platform of choice. Please tell us what you thought of this film! Follow We Watch Bad Films on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WeWatchBadFilms Music credit: thanks to Andy Aruldoss Listen to all episodes: https://anchor.fm/wwbf Like this? Buy us a Ko-fi! https://ko-fi.com/wwbfpod

Tiptoes from 2003 is a bad film. I'm staggered by the terrible choices made in this film, chiefly of all allowing Gary Oldman to play the role of a dwarf. Who's twin brother is average sized Matthew McConaughey. Patricia Arquette, Peter Dinklage and Kate Beckinsale also appear in this movie. It's hard to comprehend who this aimed it, but it definitely wasn't us. Join Gary & Jay as they review the film. In turn please review us on your podcast platform of choice. Please tell us what you thought of this film! Follow We Watch Bad Films on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WeWatchBadFilms Music credit: thanks to Andy Aruldoss Listen to all episodes: https://anchor.fm/wwbf Like this? Buy us a Ko-fi! https://ko-fi.com/wwbfpod

Delta Force 2: The Colombian Connection from 1990 is a bad film. It's a Chuck Norris "spectacular" where the body count is high and the interest is low. At 1 hour 50 minutes long the movie definitely outstays it's welcome, and is exasperating. Join us as we review the most orange film we've ever seen. Thanks to MovieBodyCounts.com for the metrics: https://moviebodycounts.com/Delta_Force2.htm Join Gary & Jay as they review the film. In turn please review us on your podcast platform of choice. Please tell us what you thought of this film! Follow We Watch Bad Films on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WeWatchBadFilms Music credit: thanks to Andy Aruldoss Listen to all episodes: https://anchor.fm/wwbf Like this? Buy us a Ko-fi! https://ko-fi.com/wwbfpod

Tenet from 2020 is... not a bad film, but underwhelming in places. Christopher Nolan's latest bends time and vocal levels to frustrating effect. But there are glimmers of greatness in there. Listen to our podcast movie review to find out more. Up front I give a spoiler warning, but we don't really talk too much about specifics. if you want to go in cold that's fine, but we don't talk about plot details. In the review we reference Mark Kermode and Jack Howard's top ten Nolan films, listen here https://play.acast.com/s/kermodeonfilm/-95-christophernolanspecialpart1-markandjackhowardbeginanepicrankingofallhisfilms Join Gary & Jay as they review the film. In turn please review us on your podcast platform of choice. Please tell us what you thought of this film! Follow We Watch Bad Films on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WeWatchBadFilms Music credit: thanks to Andy Aruldoss Listen to all episodes: https://anchor.fm/wwbf Like this? Buy us a Ko-fi! https://ko-fi.com/wwbfpod

USS Indianapolis: Men of Courage from 2016 is a bad film. Nicolas Cage heads a cast that drains any and all interest from this harrowing true story. Imagine turning a war story about a shipwreck, with sharks and nuclear weapons into a completely dull, plodding affair. That's exactly what this film does. Shout out to Cage's Kiss podcast who suggested it https://twitter.com/CagesKiss Podcast artwork by Jay. Like this artwork? Check out this and more at his Redbubble store: https://www.redbubble.com/people/jayess78/shop Gary's audio is a little scratchy - apologies, we cleaned it up as best we can. It'll be sorted 100% for next episode. Join Gary & Jay as they review the film. In turn please review us on your podcast platform of choice. Please tell us what you thought of this film! Follow We Watch Bad Films on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WeWatchBadFilms Music by Andy Aruldoss Listen to all episodes: https://anchor.fm/wwbf Like this? Buy us a Ko-fi! https://ko-fi.com/wwbfpod

Monster a Go Go from 1965 is a bad film. This lumbering cut-and-shut collage of nonsense shambles to a staggeringly poor conclusion. It might well be the worst ending to any film ever made. The way it's made saps interest out of every scene. Join Gary & Jay as they review the film. In turn please review us on your podcast platform of choice. Podcast artwork by Jay. Like this artwork? Check out this and more at his Redbubble store: https://www.redbubble.com/people/jayess78/shop Please tell us what you thought of this film! Follow We Watch Bad Films on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WeWatchBadFilms Music by Andy Aruldoss Listen to all episodes: https://anchor.fm/wwbf Like this? Buy us a Ko-fi! https://ko-fi.com/wwbfpod

Terror in Beverly Hills from 1989 is a bad film. Frank Stallone sort of stars but isn't really in it, the sets are the cheapest, worst facsimiles of life you wouldn't approve for a school assembly, and general ineptitude. But it commits the worst sin of all - it is a boring movie. Join Gary & Jay as they review the film. In turn please review us on your podcast platform of choice. Please tell us what you thought of this film! Follow We Watch Bad Films on Twitter: https://twitter.com/WeWatchBadFilms Podcast artwork by Jay. Like this artwork? Check out this and more at his Redbubble store: https://www.redbubble.com/people/jayess78/shop Music by Andy Aruldoss Like this? Buy us a Ko-fi! https://ko-fi.com/wwbfpod

Birdemic: Shock and Terror from 2010 is a bad film. There's no one you've heard of in it (except Tippi Hedren, sort of) and fails at every single filmmaking task. Clip-art CGI, ropey line delivery, endless panning shots and weird placement, with a nonsense plot to boot. Join Gary & Jay as they try to stop giggling through their attempts to recap the film. (Explicit warning due to a couple of mild swears quoted from the dialogue). Podcast artwork by Jay. Like this artwork? Check out this and more at his Redbubble store: https://www.redbubble.com/people/jayess78/shop Discuss this and other episodes at https://twitter.com/wewatchbadfilms Music by Andy Aruldoss Like this? Buy us a Ko-fi! https://ko-fi.com/wwbfpod

Starcrash from 1978 is a bad film. It stars Christopher Plummer and David Hasselhoff, and features a score by John Barry. What could go wrong? Well nearly everything. A dreadful screenplay, nonsensical plot, weird line delivery are just some of the things that plain don't work. Podcast artwork by Jay. Like this artwork? Check out this and more at his Redbubble store: https://www.redbubble.com/people/jayess78/shop Join Gary & Jay as they suffer through this awful science fiction carcrash. Podcast artwork by Jay. Like this artwork? Check out this and more at his Redbubble store: https://www.redbubble.com/people/jayess78/shop Discuss this episode and others at https://twitter.com/wewatchbadfilms Music by Andy Aruldoss Like this? Buy us a Ko-fi! https://ko-fi.com/wwbfpod

I mean, it literally describes the podcast. I'm not sure what more to tell you.