Podcast appearances and mentions of drew toothpaste

Seanbaby & Robert Brockway, welcome back special guest, Drew Toothpaste and Natalie Dee to the DOGGZZONE! What does a small fish, some guy, and the front half of a horse costume all have in common? As if it weren't completely obvious, these are but a few of the fantastical creatures that make up Connecticut's Cryptids! Let the DOGGZZONE regale you with descriptions of some of the most fierce- What's that? Beguiling? False? Cockamamie? Do you kiss your Thunder Brother with that mouth??

Brockway bakes an erotic podcast cake to lure out Seanbaby, Drew Toothpaste, and Natalie Dee! Now they must discuss the episode of Cake Boss where they bake a life-size fuckable crytpid cake for the Jersey Devil!

Drew Toothpaste (@drewtoothpaste) and the lads gulp down some cryptobiotes with a Monster energy chaser as they strap on their packages and unite the United Cities of America in Hideo Kojima's 2019 mail-delivery simulator: Death Stranding. Topics include the wonders of nature, the terrors of the afterlife, and what it means to build community in a post-apocalyptic world inhabited by malevolent ghost babies. Want more TWOAPW? Get access to our full back catalogue of premium/bonus episodes and add your name to the masthead of our website by subscribing for $5/month at Patreon.com/worstofall! Drew Toothpaste - Twitter // Bluesky // Patreon // Instagram Everything is Real - In Everything Is Real, Natalie Dee & Drew Toothpaste investigate the conspiracies and strange happenings that peel back the edge of reality. Join Drew (a research chemist) and Natalie (a Ph.D in Metaphysics) as they study the fringes of society. Media Referenced in this Episode: Death Stranding Available on PS4, PS5, and PC. P.T. by 7780s Studios Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain TWOAPW theme by Brendan Dalton: Patreon // brendan-dalton.com // brendandalton.bandcamp.com Commercial: “Graham Sorter Brücken: A Life of Great Import(er)”

Brockway recruits psychic ape master Seanbaby, and special guest psychic ape masters Drew Toothpaste and Natalie Dee, to battle CIA propaganda and find out the truth about Bigfoot, who lives beneath the Earth in psychic torpor and will definitely leave your mind-texts on read.

Brockway challenges Seanbaby and guests Drew Toothpaste and Natalie Dee to an old-fashioned fish fry, claim dig, and Bigfoot Shootout! It's the sasquatch blastin' barbecue event of the season, so put on your ape assault apron and get ready to gun duel bigfeet!

If you want to hear Bryan dive deep into the world of parody movies and movie remakes then you should check out our Patreon where you can get access to “Street Fight reviews the MCU” plus a slew of other series that are updated every week! - www.patreon.com/streetfightradio Join the chat to talk to us while we record these episodes live every wednesday and sunday at 8pm on Twitch,Youtube & Facebook. Street Fight Radio Twitch - www.twitch.tv/streetfightradio Street Fight Radio Youtube - www.youtube.com/c/StreetFightWCRS Street Fight Radio Facebook - www.facebook.com/StreetFightWCRS/ Every Sunday at 8pm we do a show where we take calls from y'all. If you want to call in you can reach us at - (614) 655-3887 We love getting free things from y'all! Street Fight Mail - P.O Box 82306 Columbus, OH 43202

From Garbage Brain University, Drew Toothpaste and Natalie Dee join Seanbaby and Brockway to discuss American Inventor, the show about America! And second to that, inventing. A grown man pisses in a bag in this one. The show, not the podcast. Well, also the podcast.

(I made a mistake today and flubbed my job today of uploading what was supposed to be uploaded, so we are releasing my favorite episode of Get Motivated! - Jake ) Are you ready to be the best you? Are you ready to "Get Motivated" Bryan & Brett are back with Drew Toothpaste for a look at Jason Capital and some more Dan Pena // Midlevel grifting at its finest // This guy is thinking money // Making money by telling people how to make money // Calling yourself a "high income individual" // Telling people how to get rich off email lists if you pay me $3000 a month // Drews experience with motivational speakers // "Quit smoking the easy way" // The industry depends on making people worse // Flyering doesn't work according to Bryan // Brett loves being on email lists // 732 emails about a sushi a year is way too much // Front Of Mind Advertising // Jason Capitals answer to "how to make money while training for the Olympics?" // He just wanted to tell people he is going to be in the Olympics // I'm broke but I paid $5000 to at Jason Capital talk // If you pay someone $5000 dollars when your broke then your not cut out to be self employed // Bryan could live off $200,000 for the rest of his life // You don't have time for anything else // He is already scamming people, why does he want to learn to scam deeper // "It's pole-vaulting" // If someone buys Bryan a pole-vault he will learn how to do it in a week // Bryan can kick a field goal // Drews sprinting experience // Running as fast as you can and your still average // Running is not Bryans thing but will pole-vault // If we are cutting one of those things out // They would never give a Wheaties box to a pole-vaulter // Email Income Expert // Lets get liquor license // Brett Capital & Bryan Capital // Just doing a capitalism bit // The copyrighting biz // Make some "Over The Bar" shirts // Bryans high income skills // Bretts social media job for an insurance company // Jason Capital - "Carrot Juice" & random instagram content // Why do i drink carrot juice? // He drinks carrot juice cause Larry Ellison does // Cargo cult shit // Magic elixir that makes you more arrogant // Lazy as fuck // Memes give you a reason to get up // Making money is looking at screens // That's a guy I would like to get yelled at // Ask everyone for money if you won the lottery // Just ask like you don't care at all // Masturbating since he was 4 // The Einstein of whacking it // Beating off is better then sending emails // That's lost incum // A free addiction is not an addiction // Approaching pornography in a low income way // Dan Pena - "I'm not afraid of anything" // $20,000 to go to the castle // Average mans handshake pressure in 1986 // What would do if someone spit in your wifes face? // A weird question to ask a random guy // Sweating when shaking hands // You gotta grip on ya // Listening to a podcast is the most action you can take // Dan Pena 3 regrets in his life // Combat trained army officer who never saw combat // I called my mom a bitch and told her not to die // This is what his family thought about him // Selling be a sociopath // Dan Pena - "Stop being a snowflake" // Snowflakes turn to ice under pressure // Its low income behavior going to your daughters birthday // I do work instead of caring about my family // Took kids out of sports because of participation trophies // I just like to play soccer // Whipping Dan Penas Ass // Men aren't the same as they used to be // Send Dan Pena to map the ocean // Getting off on cruelty // Everyone should punish their family // Everyone who is abusive has an excuse //

Bryan & Brett are back with Drew Toothpaste and nobody is telling them how to live. // Brett invites Bryan to a big party. // Bretts plan to go sell drugs // The party guarantees washboards and planned long winded rants // Pay To Play Open Mic Rant Night // Ranting has it place but it shouldn't be advertised in an event // Ranting is stand up comedy that's not funny // Go 9 over the speed limit but never 10 // Pressured to speed when everyone else is // "Gen Z makes up 25% of the workplace—but do most of the complaining" https://nypost.com/2021/11/20/gen-z-is-25-of-the-workplace-but-do-the-most-complaining/ // Complaining about employees complaining to HR // Bryan would have her friends dad call in sick for him because he was nervous // They used to send us home with a holiday ham, now they give us 25% discount coupon for holiday ham // Your boss should buy you christmas presents // “Motivated by work that does societal good” // Flexibility in job hours means you work whenever they tell you // “People just don't want to work anymore” // Your boss monitors you for anti-boss activity // Employees go to HR to air grievances because they are told to do so // Come back when you been sexually assaulted // Everyone is trying to get out of there work including HR // "my employee refuses to lie to customers — but that's our policy" https://www.askamanager.org/2021/11/my-employee-refuses-to-lie-to-customers-but-thats-our-policy.html // Company does not offer refunds or cancellations but this is not stated on the website // They want employees to lie // Employee refuses lie under religious beliefs // Boss creates a lie they can just copy & paste // Boss having to speak to God on employees behalf after their lie // God showed the employee the way of making her boss' life miserable // Employee offers to be honest in reply to customers // The optics are terrible // Stuck with a decent person as an employee // 30 minutes of extra lying at the lying factory // Tell a kid their parents are poor // Best way to make sales is to lie // Give me the most expensive phone you have // Columbia House call center experience // Getting an angry caller at a call center is the worst experience ever // Your job is to not give them what they want // Kid Rock - Don't Tell Me How To Live - ft. Monster Truck https://youtu.be/agvibm7Wqy4 // Sounds like a skit for Ford F150 commercial // Old guy shit // For the millenials who didn't get the newsflash // We can be like monster truck // We all thought it was a joke see // What are we mad about again? // Sauced It Up // The song is Kid Rock telling everybody how to live // We love the song freebird // Dude Wipe commercial // Milli Vanilli references in 2021 // The song sounds like a SNL skit // Street Fight Mail - P.O Box 82306 Columbus, OH 43202 Street Fight Radio Call In Show - (614) 655-3887

Taking calls with Drew Toothpaste and fiending to see the Bizkit! // Taking A Break From Pets // Frisky Brett // Hair Vaporizer // Born Trash // Shitty Apartments // Cool Venues // Bryan Hates The Winter // Delivering Food All Day // Ransomware Attack On Title Companies // A Thousand Million // How To Look Young & Old At The Same Time // Fiending For The Bizkit// Street Fight Mail - P.O Box 82306 Columbus, OH 43202 Street Fight Radio Call In Show - (614) 655-3887

Ben and Rightor are joined by Drew Toothpaste to talk about the US maps for round 2. Drew gives some tips on how to pin down your location when you think you're somewhere between Maine and California and also talks about life after getting the blue check. The guys go on discuss his hit podcast "Garbage Brain University". Rightor breaks down the stats of the leaderboard and Douce delivers some news about a decision that could change the game forever.

Drew “Toothpaste” Fairweather is a webcomic creator, artist, musician, and all around Internet culture personality. He's the creator of Toothpaste for Dinner, Married To The Sea, Kompressor, Crudbump, Fuck The Future podcast, The Worst Things For Sale, and Drew Reviews. In our conversation we talked about the early stages of Internet culture, harassment, free speech, moderation, Twitter, Reddit, brands on social media, the blurry lines between brands and people, twitter politics, in-fighting on the left, and much more. Enjoy! Follow Drew on Twitter: @drewtoothpaste Donate to Drew's work: www.patreon.com/drewtoothpaste Check out The Worst Things For Sale: theworstthingsforsale.com/

In the 17 years they've been producing daily web comics, married couple Drew Toothpaste and Natalie Dee have learned a lot about producing, sharing and making a living off digital content. We caught up with the artists behind Toothpaste for Dinner, Natalie Dee and Married to the Sea to learn about how they got started, how the digital world has changed around them and how they've managed to evolve on their own terms. Sponsor: Comcast Spotlight helps brands put their message in front of the right audience on any device. Get started today at ComcastSpotlight.com/AdweekMedia

Drew Toothpaste joins us in the basement before our vacation!.. // Bryan Won’t Talk Into A Microphone // Bryans Horrible At Grocery Shopping // Waynes Deserve Respect // My Baby Son Tyler // David, Dean Or Drew? // Everybody Has Failures // Hardest You Ever Worked // Every Work Is Hard // Answering/Lying To HR The Right Way // People Need Plumbers // Safety Isn’t First To Mike Rowe // Mike Rowe & Tucker Carlson Respect? // Always Working All The Time // Street Fight Mail - P.O Box 82306 Columbus, OH 43202 Street Fight Radio Call In Show - (614) 655-3887

Taking calls in the basement with Drew Toothpaste.. // Never Gamble At Home // LSD Laundromat Story // Organizing Dekalb County Jail // Adding Time // Bailed On Canvassing // Autographed CD’s // Throwing Water On The Cota Bus // Regular Ole White Guys // Empathy For Lonely Dudes // Black Licorice For Dads // Not Paid For Overtime // Baton Rouge Experience // Shit Tastes Bad // Licorice Job Hazard // Howard Stern 911 // Turned Off By The Kiosk // Nikes // Street Fight Mail - P.O Box 82306 Columbus, OH 43202 Street Fight Radio Call In Show - (614) 655-3887 Music - James Curry IV

Bryan spoke with Drew Toothpaste and were honest about kids. Become a Patron and hear the full episode www.patreon.com/streetfightradio

Brett & Bryan partying with Grove City Erica, Lindsey Martin, Drew Toothpaste & Gwen for this Festive Season! // Dr. Laura // Rich Swedish Kids Love Hot Pockets // MAGA Sweden // Grandma Didn't Try Lettuce Until 18 // Come At The Queen & Get Pinched // Mooning People // Gwen Cusses Now // Brett & Bryan on Kiss Cam // Open A Cool Business //

Wow! Episode 70! The number some people are saying is even funnier than the one before it. Incredible.Sure, on this episode, Mike and JF talk about Mike's old schoolboy days, draining the swump, and $150,000 audio systems in their friends' houses. But wow...70! Haha. The number of it. Dang.For more Adventures of Josek and CH4RL13 the droik, check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. Over 50 references to contemporary Christian Rock await you!Music for YKS is courtesy of Drew Toothpaste, Lydia Burrell, and the smothered, covered, and capped Mark Brendle. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Bus People, Cathouse Appetizers, and Fat Guy Brass Knuckles; this episode's got it all. Thanks. Music for YKS is courtesy of Drew Toothpaste, Lydia Burrell/Howell Dawdy, and the scrupulous Mark Brendle. For more of this stuff, since you love it so much, check out www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. At least a couple hours of stuff on there features waify internet dipshit Stefan Heck. And if you like that guy, it might be fun for you to hear him talk some more. It's not just him, though. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Former President Barack Obama joins the boys to talk tan jackets, NCAA brackets, and kicking butt while kicking butts, or how hard it REALLY is to run a country when you just want a hit of that classic stimulant, nicotine. PLUS! Actor Tom Cruise stops by to discuss the Univers(al)-building classic that wasn't, 2017's The Mummy, dish on the L. Ron Hubbard the public never really got to see, and taste test a cronut. Just kidding, it's the same two fat guys talking about the internet. Enjoy.For more bullshit we just make up, check out www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. It's essentially the same thing as the free one, but it costs money. Music for YKS is courtesy of Twitter's Lydia Burrell, Drew Toothpaste, and the onomatopoetic Mark Brendle. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

I'm not uploading this again. If it's not right this time, I quit the show. This is Episode 67. I hope to god. Music for YKS is courtesy of: @LydiaBurrell, Drew Toothpaste, and that old serpent Mark Brendle. For more custom microwave tones, check out www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. It's $5 a month -- probably less than you spend on ancient grains -- and you get hours and hours of podcasts that worked when I uploaded them the first time (with no mistakes whatsoever). See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Pull up a chair and have a couple laughs...Music for this episode of YKS is courtesy of @LydiaBurrell on Twitter, Drew Toothpaste (www.theworstthingsforsale.com) and the twice-distilled Mark Brendle. For more discontinued smart personal hygiene products, check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. It's only $5, and you can listen to us review gum. Kind of a hard sell there. But it's good. Anyway. Thanks See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Street Fight With Drew Toothpaste // You Are Smart And Know Things And We Don't // Nintendo Fucked Up Our Dopamine Levels // Can't Watch Movies Without Cellphones // Different Kind Of Rich // Not Living Broke To Have Honor // Millennial Night For Old Ugly People // 141,000 Horrible Jobs // We Hate Authority // My Goal Is To Fuck Around // Glasses Over My Glasses //

Alright, which one of you jokers said it was Episode 66, and was it the same joker that uploaded just 27 minutes of the episode? Just come forward, no questions asked. We're not even mad, haha. For even more (fully uploaded, correctly numbered) YKS content, head on over to www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. It's communism if you like that kind of stuff, and also it's capitalism if you're one of those guys. So you really can't lose.Music for YKS is provided by Lydia Burrell of Howell Dawdy fame, Drew Toothpaste (www.theworstthingsforsale.com), and the he thinks he's people Mark Brendle. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

On this week's ep, it's ALL about one thing: the subjects of the show. That's right, today we've got a new challenger to the incumbent Squeeze Louise, a new tooth scam going viral, a cardboard (???) trash can, and an update on Jesse's torn hibuscus. Plus, Mike finally reveals his troll score! And lemme tell ya, it's a big one. Music for YKS is courtesy of: Twitter's @LydiaBurrell, Drew Toothpaste (www.toothpastefordinner.com), and the ready-in-minutes Mark BrendleCheck out the Patreon page too, if you want, and they probably won't even screw up the payments this time. Thank you www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week on YKS....Mike's Big Deli Story, the inauspicious return of the Dookie List, and a surprise phone call from a stupid little idiot. "Bam!" - Emeril Music for this episode of YKS is courtesy of: Lydia Burrell (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGDqIKuaHxzw6FIbE3q4L5w), Drew Toothpaste (www.theworstthingsforsale.com), and the cowardly Mark BrendleAnd for more battery capers, check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. C'mon! Do It! please See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In this, the ACTUAL 58th episode of YKS, Mike and JF are talkin' The Return of Heep, Bible Wars, and the perks of watchin' TV with your buddy's wife. Plus, the debut of the next hot Netflix show: Office TV. For more reviews of your favorite college posters, check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. Our latest episode, featuring historian and author Homer J. Simpson, has been widely praised by podcast fans and academics alike.Music for this episode of YKS is courtesy of:Twitter's @lydiaburrell (howelldawdy.bandcamp.com)Drew Toothpaste (theworstthingsforsale.com)and the erstwhile Mark Brendle See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Ohhhh baby! It's a new episode and a new theme song baby! @LydiaBurrell hopped back in the studio to give the boys a funky-phresh new sound that you're gonna have to hear to believe. Plus, we get a little taste of Optimus Mike, who shows up to help us do diaper math and the Ted Cruz Face Scrunch. THEN....a crucial update on what everyone was doing at the specific time we asked them to write us an email (mostly driving, which, not great). For more of our favorite freshwater boys, check out www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. And I'll just tell you right now, we don't know a lot about fish.Music for this episode of YKS is courtesy @LydiaBurrell on Twitter, Drew Toothpaste (www.theworstthingsforsale.com), and the majestic Mark Brendle. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Wait just a minute....WHO'S F*&%^##%(ing Matt Damon here? It's YKS! And it's time to talk about Cat Poison. Mike and JF hit the scams of the week with their trusty sidekick Terrible Christopher, and stop along the way to discuss the shame of having a one-sock-son, the sharp rise in door stop costs, and the delicate precipice of balls quality.To make a donation in honor of listener Emma Leckey, go to https://beechwood.permavita.com/site/EmmaLisaAntunesLeckey.html?s=80 and read about the causes her family has chosen to support. And for more on what French guys are lacking, check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. Many, some would say too many, bonus hours of content await you.Music for this episode of YKS is courtesy of: Twitter's LydiaBurrell, Drew Toothpaste (theworstthingsforsale.com), and the muscular Mark Brendle. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Best friends gather round the communal iPod, it's time once again for Your Kickstarter Sucks! On today's blister-packed episode, the boys are talkin' MySpace's enormous data hoard, YKSchella, a review of Marvelous (Infinite) War, baby necks, Syria's billboards, and stabbing a....panda????!!!????? Unbelievable! Plus, Mike debuts his highly anticipated Bernie Sanders impression and we read your letters.For more ass crimes, check out Patreon.com/YourKickstarterSucks. There's more episodes on there. It's a finite amount of them, but I don't think that makes them bad necessarily. Music for this episode of YKS is provided courtesy of:Drew Toothpaste of www.theworstthingsforsale.comTwitter's @lydiaburrelland Maniac Mark Brendle See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

52 episodes...52 cards in a deck, not including the jokers. But lucky for you, this show DOES count the jokers. And there's two of 'em (they're the hosts). On this instant classic episode of YKS, Mike and Jesse riff on the saddest part of loved ones dying, sleeping in the trash, bodies falling apart, bulletproof backpack scumbags and covering cat assholes. Plus, Mike reveals his secret Juggalo past, and the boys debut a new segment: The Kitty Kat Two Pack.For more idea on what to take with you into the teleportation machine from The Fly, check out www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. There's some stuff on there, and it is nice.Music for this episode of YKS is courtesy of: Twitter's @LydiaBurrell, Drew Toothpaste of www.theworstthingsforsale.com, and the highly functional Mark Brendle. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It's Episode 51 of Your Kickstarter Sucks! Featuring: Jesse's triumphant return, Mike's new age, the 24 hour poem and reasons you don't improvise a campaign video, Time Swapping, the calm, calm west, and that one Justin Timberlake flick, do you remember it?For more blankets for old people, head on over to www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks and sign up for YKS Premium. YKS Premium -- "Not bad"!Music for YKS is courtesy of Twitter's @LydiaBurrell, Drew Toothpaste of www.theworstthingsforsale.com, and the powerful Mark Brendle. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

A celebratory and transformative episode of YKS. For more jokes that don't pay off in the episode, check out www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. We're still doing that, even though the title of this episode makes it seem like we aren't.Music for this episode of YKS is courtesy Twitter's @LydiaBurrell, Drew Toothpaste of www.TheWorstThingsForSale.com, and the remarkable Mark Brendle. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Drive time podcast heads, YKS is comin' at ya full blast with both barrels blazin! This week we've got a terrific haggis recipe, a recap of the Indiana Jones geography, intense Chuck "Lore", and more beard opinions than I frankly cared to hear. For more on casual uncle relationships and to be entered into a chance to win prizes in The YKS Gadget Hole, check out www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. Lots of bonus stuff on there, and it's pretty good. Not as good as Martin, but still good.Music for YKS is courtesy of: Twitter's @LydiaBurrell, Drew Toothpaste (www.theworstthingsforsale.com), and the incorrigible Mark Brendle. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Episode 48. Just two more til we're done! On this week's show, Mike "Mikeman" Hale and Jesse Farrar aka "Two Kicks" are talking lookbook explainers, coffee time trials, phone phreakers, and whether there are any stores in Italy? Plus, a listener has a bone to pick with us over something other than our inflammatory comments on social media. Sorry about those, by the way.For more types of cup, check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks, where a bunch of bonus episodes are just sitting around with their thumb up their ass. And if you'd like a shirt, they're at shop.yourkickstartersucks.com. They're pretty good shirts, also. Music for this episode of YKS is courtesy of: @LydiaBurrell on Twitter, Drew Toothpaste (www.theworstthingsforsale.com) and the muscular Mark Brendle. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

On this week's episode, delayed out of respect for the Presidents or whatever, the boys are talkin' skinhead lawyers, U2 Cables, living for eternity, gravitrons, My Shittiest Halloween......and twins!!! Plus, Mike takes on Nigeria and we read your letters. For more on how to send yourself into the future using various capsules, check out www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. It's basically your guide to becoming immortal.Music for this episode of YKS is courtesy: @LydiaBurrell, Drew Toothpaste (www.theworstthingsforsale.com) and the Illustrious Mark Brendle. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

You already know who it is!!!!!! Mike and Jesse are yammerin and stammerin all about who won the Big Gadget Hole Prize (it's Greg), why the homeless hate tech, whether or not brains have electricity, and so much more, but not too much more in a way that's annoying. Plus, we've got Mike's Big Game wrap-up and several angry voicemails from conservatives. Please enjoy the show. And if not, remember, this is the free one, so it's not even really supposed to be that good.Music for this episode of YKS is courtesy of @LydiaBurrell, Drew Toothpaste (www.theworstthingsforsale.com) and the one and only Mark Brendle. Special Thanks to Lyndon B Johnson and George Brett (RIP if they're dead) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It's Episode 45 and the hitmakers are back, baby! Oh you thought we were talking about your man's podcast? Foh! Foh. On this week's nearly-two-hour episode, the boys are talkin' whether chefs and panhandlers should switch titles, the worst way to watch a movie, and whether or not a Mike poops in the woods. For more intimate (and sortable!) shower data, check out www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. For links to the kickstarters featured in today's episode, head on over to yourkickstartersucks.comMusic for this episode is courtesy of Twitter's Lydia Burrell, Drew Toothpaste (www.theworstthingsforsale.com), and the fabulous Mark Brendle. This episode is sponsored by Da Share Z0ne's very first board game, The Devil's Level. Support the game at http://kck.st/2BigRF7 See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Well if it isn't a brand-new season of YKS! Get your binge-listening done now folks, because you're not going to want to miss the event of the season. Which is this. Now, Season 3 is all about looking forward, but first we take a look back at what we left behind in 2017: dead water, Australia beefs, and the flying ladies of Star Wars. After that, it's all about Picasso sweatshirts, the rising costs of hose pipe, and all manner of sea scam. So smash that play button fam!For more Mike The Bully and Space Jeff hijinks, check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. Music for this episode of YKS is courtesy of @LydiaBurrell, Drew Toothpaste (www.theworstthingsforsale.com), and Mark "The Ultimate Warrior" Brendle. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Ho ho ho! Merry Kickmas to all, and to all a good....show?!?! Wowee gang, it looks like the original elf on the shelf himself has shown up to drop a little audio present down your head chimney, as Mike and Jesse cuddle up by the fireplace to celebrate Christmas the only way they know how...with a belly full of hot cocoa and bigtime laughs! This week, Mike receives a special Kickmas song, Jesse wishes for a new scale that doesn't lie, and our old friend Kris Kringle joins us from the North Pole to talk about his new business venture and which famous sportswriters are going to hell.For more reasons you gotta love peeing outdoors, check out www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. You'll be treated to enough bonus episodes to get you through yet another painful family holiday experience.Music for this episode of YKS is courtesy of:Drew Toothpaste (toothpastefordinner.com)@joeClarkChicagoand the classic Mark Brendle. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...two guys recorded this friggin podcast! Come on! Well, the YKS Studios may not be a rough and tumble watering hole on a desert planet at the edge of hyperspace, but this week Mike and Jesse take the willing listener on a tour beyond the stars to meet some fascinating letter creatures, catch up with various bogs, and study the enchanting Bruh Man. Plus, a listener quits his job. Now get your behind out of that wretched hive of scum and villainy and "shoot first" on over to your podcast app to check it out!For more tips on how to become Albert Einstein, check out Patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. Dozens of hours of exclusive bonus episodes await you from their carbonite prisons. Music for this week's YKS is courtesy of:Drew Toothpaste (theworstthingsforsale.com)The Hell Yeah Babies (thehellyeahbabies.com)And the fabulous Mark Brendle See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It's another banger, gang, as Jesse and Mike tackle whether or not Jesus was smart, the various benefits of sleeping with a breathing bean, and the optimal number of steps for using a cup. Plus, your letters and a very urgent voicemail. To contribute to the show, write on in at yourkickstartersucks@gmail.com or call the YKS Hotline at 802-359-PISS (it was the last number they had). For more coffee obelisks, check out www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. There are more episodes there for you to listen to. Finally, visit shop.yourkickstartersucks.com for all of your Mike & Jesse merchandise needs. Music for this episode of YKS is courtesy of Drew Toothpaste (www.theworstthingsforsale.com), The Hell Yeah Babies (www.thehellyeahbabies.com) and Mark Brendle. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Well gang, the boys are lookin' for a fight tonight and this time...they've got backup. That's right, on today's show Mike and Jesse are joined by Mike Pfeiffer to talk about standing in a circle around one small bean, The Hell Yeah Babies' new (Kickstarter-funded!) album, and play a thrilling new game called Queens of Rock. Don't like hearing three people talk? Would rather hear just two people talk? Okay! Mike and Jesse also get back into the classic tandem flow to talk Pastor Dreams, Magilla Gorilla on Krokodil, and dog trades. You're not gonna wanna miss this dadgum thing so slap that hell yeah button and pork on your ear buds gang.You can find The Hell Yeah Babies' new single "Grenadine Nosebleeds" everywhere you listen to music on December 8th. Check 'em out on Twitter: @hellyeahbabies.For more Mr. Softee Content, kindly subscribe to the YKS Patreon at www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. Our current offer includes bonus content in exchange for a modest fee. Finally, music for this episode of YKS is courtesy of Drew Toothpaste (www.theworstthingsforsale.com) and the singular Mark Brendle. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

In the only version of Episode 38 to not be confined to the dustbin of history, Mike and Jesse reconnect on a post-Turkey Day extravaganza to riff on healthcare, a millennial Santa, and whether the podcast is being pirated by hackers across the globe. Plus, a role-reversed edition of Real or Fake, and your letters.For more of our favorite Lous, check out the Patreon page at www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucksMusic for this episode of YKS is courtesy ofThe Hell Yeah Babies (www.thehellyeahbabies.com)Drew Toothpaste (www.theworstthingsforsale.com)and Mark BrendleSix pack: Closca - https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/closca-bottle/closca-bottle-app-drink-water-make-a-statementSuccess Dice - https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1384336/success-diceMemes of Art - https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/483069905/memes-of-artArtificial Intelligence Party - https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1597129265/artificial-intelligence-political-decision-makingSmart Pourer - https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/smartpourer/smartpourer-is-your-personal-smart-pouring-spoutLootopia - https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1229200050/lootopia-the-subscription-box-revolution-is-here See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Check this out...It's a damn holiday miracle. Today only, or only the other times when it seems like a good idea to do, we are putting up nearly a full hour of the wonderful YKS Premium episode we did with Drew Toothpaste last week. So, enjoy this Jokeblogger Top Ten deep dive, and sign up at patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks to hear the rest. Plus, we've got a full free episode coming later this week as well, so you have lots of things to do instead of talking to your relatives. Ok thanks. I have to go to the store now. ByeMusic for YKS Premium is courtesy of Twitter's @LydiaBurrell and the Fabulous Mark Brendle. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Well it's been a tough year for ice cream, and a tough couple of weeks with no new YKS. But Michael "Donald Trump" Hale is back from the Pac-NW to kickstart our hearts, and OH YEAH you know he's wearin' flannel. On this episode of the show, Spooky November creeps along, we Make Chili Great Again, and, of course, there's plenty of that classic portable toilet talk. For more on what looks like a fam, check out www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks (bonus episode with Drew Toothpaste coming this week)!Music for YKS is provided:The aforementioned Drew Toothpaste of theworstthingsforsale.com, The Hell Yeah Babies of www.thehellyeahbabies.com, and the fabulous Mark Brendle. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Operation Dumbo Drop is a 1995 American war comedy film directed by Simon Wincer that explores war, politics, and animal welfare. The storyline was conceived from a screenplay written by Gene Quintano and Jim Kouf based on a true story by United States Army Major Jim Morris. The film stars Danny Glover and Ray Liotta as Green Berets during the Vietnam War in 1968, who attempt to transport an elephant through jungle terrain to a local South Vietnamese village which in turn helps American forces monitor Viet Cong activity.For more purloined movie synopses, visit Patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks where you will find more hours of bonus content than you could possibly know what do with.YKS: The Music is provided by The Hell Yeah Babies, Drew Toothpaste, and Mark Brendle. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

On this episode we invited Drew Toothpaste from The Worst Things For Sale and Toothpaste For Dinner into the WCRS studios to help us take calls // Get Your Podcasting Supplies At Church // Dirty Casinos // Bryan Against MADD // Donut Festival // Playing With Raptors // Closing Song - Kompressor - K Is For Kompressor

Bust out the meatballs and call the wife over, it's time once again for YKS. On this week's show, Episode Unknown, the boys are talking NastyCon 2017 results, whether piss and shit are friends, the top magnets of all time, and oh yeah...Starbucks Freakin coffee. Plus: is Austin the Portland of the South or the Brooklyn of the West?Music for today's YKS is courtesy of:The Hell Yeah Babies (www.hellyeahbabies.com)Drew Toothpaste (www.theworstthingsforsale.com)listener Christian Lopetzand Mark Brendle See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Knock Knock...who's at the door? Is it the Kirby Vacuum salesman?Why no! It's the YKS boys and they're here to celebrate 30 wonderful episodes. Coming up on today's show, we've got information that will lead to Hillary Clinton's arrest, a checklist of things to do with your dentist, and, for the full hour, none other than Mr. Craig Leaf! For more jars of moonshine taken to the dome, check out www.Patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks, the exclusive home of hours and hours of YKS bonus material. Music for YKS is courtesy of: Drew Toothpaste (www.theworstthingsforsale.com)The Hell Yeah Babies (www.thehellyeahbabies.com)and Mark Brendle See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Just when you thought it was safe, the bad boys of podcasting are hitting your veins with an 8ball of laughs. Join Mike and Jesse as they tackle topics like sex, religion, UFOs and..parking tickets!? Take one look at this messed up world through their eyes and you’ll never be the same again!Segments: Intro, Cumming Diarrhea, “The Dentist Story”, Farting the ABCs, Shitty Horse and more.Bonus: Mike uses a hitachi magic wand on Jesse for 20 minutes (loud)Music for YKS is provided by: The Hell Yeah Babies -- www.thehellyeahbabies.com Drew Toothpaste -- www.theworstthingsforsale.comand Mark Brendle See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

TK TK TK Jesse Don't Forget To Write a Description For This Episode Before We Upload it. Again, Don't Upload This Episode Until We Think of a Decent Description for the Description Box on iTunes. Thanks, Mike TK TK TK TKP.S. What Are You Doing This Weekend. Do You Want To Hang Out Friday Night or Saturday Night. Write Back MikeMusic: The Hell Yeah Babies, Drew Toothpaste and Feathermeal See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We welcome Drew Toothpaste (@drewtoothpaste), star of internet screen and page, on to talk about dad gaming, Grand Theft Auto, getting in trouble online, and more!Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/no-cartridge-audio/donationsWant to advertise on this podcast? Go to https://redcircle.com/brands and sign up.