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Every good man has been there.

This week Devo might be a little hard to see through all the smoke, but he's definitely here. Meanwhile, The Improv Guy is up to nerd stuff, MC Hammersmith is definitely a gangsta, and Green Foot is monching some snacks. Om nom nom. 1. "M'Lady" by The Improv Guy 2. "I've Definitely Got a Gun" by MC Hammersmith 3. News of the Stupid! 4. "Left Over Pizza" by Green Foot The Improv Guy is on YouTube @ImprovBroadway MC Hammersmith is at MCHammersmith.com Green Foot is on Instagram @Green_Foot_Band Thank you to our Patreon backers for making this show possible!!!

While reflecting on relationships come and gone, a man praises the one girl who has always been there for him..... on the shelf...in Hip Hop form... Little Debbie.

I hope it's ok that this month's FuMP submission is actually two songs stuck together as one, and that only half of it is funny. In 2002 I became an uncle for the second time, to a nephew named Sachio. He was the happiest, most calm and even-tempered child I've ever encountered. Just all smiles, all the time. I didn't see him or his sister that much, as they lived far away, but with each visit he became more and more interesting and fun and inspiring. For his third birthday I parodied a Van Morrison song for Sachio, and that's the first half of today's offering. In 2005 I made a CD of that song, and that CD still has a proud place in the upstairs bathroom of their home in Georgia. As I write this, Sachio is 24 and in hospice care, at home with his parents. His sister has come for the summer to be with them, along with her wife. I'm visiting every few weeks. In September 2025 Sachio was diagnosed with a Malignant Peripheral Nerve Sheath Tumor. It's a terribly aggressive cancer, which becomes so entangled in so many healthy organs that it becomes very hard to treat. Six months of chemo barely slowed its growth, and in April 2026 Sachio decided that quality of life was more important than quantity. I've written quite a bit about Sachio over the past year, but it was personal and not for public eyes or ears. Now it's fathers day weekend. I'm visiting with them in Georgia, and alternately feeling like it's good that I'm here, and then that I'm an additional burden being here, and then that it doesn't matter one way or the other. We keep breathing and watching tennis and watching world cup soccer and eating and sleeping... trying to keep this brave and doomed young man comfortable and comforted as the clock ticks. *** Sachio died at 4 am on Friday June 26, 2026. The hole he left is immeasurable. The second half of today's offering probably isn't comforting. I can do music pretty well, and I can do comedy pretty well... but neither seems to be of any value for my family (or for anyone else) in the face of incurable cancer. I've found that making things helps me process and deal with the pain and the isolation and the helplessness, so I've kept at it. It was helpful to me to make something "pretty" or "melodic" out of all this monumental unfairness. It was helpful to beat the hell out of the drums, and to turn this up really loud. And, having played it for a few close friends, I think it might actually have some merit. And maybe even some value for those who are grieving. Who knows? The main thing I've noticed is that pretty much anything is okay to say or do when the outcome is certain and awful. Very little judgement has been shown lately. So here goes. Sachio was violinist and a guitarist and a saxophonist and a singer. I wish I could say that we played music together, but for some reason that only happened a few times, very casually. We never composed anything together, and we never recorded anything. He played music with his sister, and with his father, and with his school orchestra, and later with his band "The Drapes." A few years ago I invited him and his band to come up to Nashville and do some recording, but that never happened. And that makes me profoundly sad. For this song, I composed the finger-picked instrumental bit upstairs in Sachio's room, while Sachio and his parents were sleeping in the basement room that had become Sachio's hospice ward. Sachio's room was (and will remain) full of his awards and sports posters and lots of things he'd collected in 24 years. As I worked on the song, I thought, "I'm in his bedroom, and he'll never see this room again." And I tried to put that big sadness into the music. In the original "Sachio" song from 2005, I enlisted the saxophone talents of Michael Duncan in Los Angeles. For the second, newer part, I wanted to have a violin, so I asked Tim Lorsch to provide that in Nashville, and he kindly agreed. Everything else you hear is me. Two individual songs compose this whole. My hope is that together they kind of bookend a life lived well, even if it was much too short. I hope people can relate to the pain and overwhelmingness of life and death, and that they think of the awesome gift that we all get for a short while. I hope the "god works in mysterious ways" people will see another perspective, as this song does not let any god off the hook. I hope this does something for someone. I'm just putting it all out there. Doing my best, whether it's sufficient or not. Many thanks to my brother Adam Goodie, his wife Chinami Goodie, their daughter Sara Goodie, and of course Sachio himself. You have each shown inspiring strength and love through all the good times and bad. You can see Sachio's obituary here. And you can see a video of this song, a slideshow, here. "Sachio" Music: Van Morrison Words, guitars, drums, bass, keyboards, vocals, arrangement, production: SG Saxophones: Michael Duncan "My Brother's Son" Music, words, guitars, pedal steel guitar, piano, bass, drums, vocals, arrangement, production: SG Violin: Tim Lorsch Helpful help: Stephen DeBonrepos and Niamh Bagnell

This week Devo brought us coffee! How thoughtful! Meanwhile, The Dream Eaters are doing some self-exploration, Alestorm are finding new and exciting ways to destroy their enemies, and Patrick Fitzgerald is doing a water survey. Spoiler alert, the results are not good. 1. "Being an Asshole is My Love Language" by The Dream Eaters 2. "Killed to Death by Piracy" by Alestorm 3. News of the Stupid! 4. "Green Water" by Patrick Fitzgerald The Dream Eaters are at TheDreamEaters.bandcamp.com Alestorm is at Alestorm.net Patrick Fitzgerald is on YouTube Thank you to our Patreon backers for making this show possible!!!

Spaff recently attended a reunion dinner with some old friends. Kurt asked if anyone had dietary restrictions. Dave said cilantro. Then he added, "Not allergic. Just can't stand it." And a song parody was born! What we learned about cilantro: o Americans call coriander leaves cilantro. Other English speakers call all of it coriander. o An olfactory receptor gene, OR6A2, determines your response to the aldehydes in cilantro. Which is to say, it's not just your preference. It's genetic. o A bunch of coriander was found in King Tut's tomb. You can decide if that's what killed him. What we learned about "Fernando": o Before ABBA's English remake, the song was released in Swedish by Frida (Anni-Frid Lyngstad) and is about a brokenhearted bartender, not a Latin American freedom fighter. o In 1976 (Happy Bicentennial!) "Fernando" hit #1 in 15 countries. In Australia it was the longest-running #1 ever (until it was beaten by Ed Sheeran's "Shape of You"). In the US it only reached #13. o Musicologist Philip Tagg wrote a 500-page book about "Fernando" and even he wasn't sure exactly which instruments were used. Bob had to make an educated guess. Swedish Chefs: Ashby, Lucas: Audio engineering Bad Beth and Beyond: Lead and backing vocals Bob Emmet: Instruments, arranging, and production Apprentice Chef Spaff: Lyrics

A classic tale of bathroom terrorism and adhesive assault.

This week Devo brought diapers!! Wait, that's not a good thing. Oh well. Meanwhile, Goodbye Charlemagne is doing uncle stuff, Shockwire is doing some spring cleaning, and Vulfmon and Zachary Barker are getting down at the snail disco. Party time, dudes. 1. "Just the Uncle" by Goodbye Charlemagne 2. "Throwing a Bunch of Shit on the Fire" by Shockwire 3. News of the Stupid! 4. "Disco Snails" by Vulfmon and Zachary Barker Goodbye Charlemagne is at GoodbyeCharlemagne.bandcamp.com Shockwire is at Shockwire.bandcamp.com Vulfmon and Zachary Barker are on YouTube Thank you to our Patreon backers for making this show possible!!!

You know how when someone says you look good for your age, you think, hmm, is that really a compliment? Because if they thought you looked good, they'd say you look good, and not qualify it with "for your age." Anyway, happy 250th birthday, America! You look good for your age! Here's our birthday tribute. It's a parody of Robert Palmer's "Simply Irresistible." Of course. Boston Tea Partiers: M. Spaff Sumsion: Lyrics Robert Lund: All vocals, all instruments, all everything else P.S. Check out the video! P.P.S. No AI was used in the writing of the lyrics or performance of the music. For the video, AI generated the images Spaff requested, but Spaff did everything else. Hooray for (not-yet-fully obsolete) humans.

A song for fun, childfree uncles and lady uncles alike. More Goodbye Charlemagne available here: linktree.com/goodbyecharlemagne

This week Devo is celebrating the 4th! Hopefully you brought earplugs... Meanwhile, Team America is here to save the day again, A Halo Called Fred got a little bit too high, and Mikey Mason would like to have a few words. 'Merica!!!! 1. "America, Fuck Yeah!" by Team America World Police 2. "Horse Fucking Quantities of Drugs" by A Halo Called Fred 3. News of the Stupid! 4. "Unsolicited Advice" by Mikey Mason Team America World Police can be watched for free on Tubi A Halo Called Fred are at AHaloCalledFred.com Mikey Mason is at MikeyMason.com Thank you to our Patreon backers for making this show possible!!!

This month Devo talks about his landing page, his LASIK eye surgery, some acting updates, a new FuMP project, and more! Music in this episode: "The McMacMacAndCheese Attack (Live at MarsCon 2026)" by Devo Spice featuring Dino-Mike, "Lawyer Up" by Devo Spice featuring the great Luke Ski, "Hide My Boner (Live at MarsCon 2026)" by Devo Spice, "Dad Bod (Live from MarsCon 2026)" by Devo Spice

Are you tired of those bloody beachy bastard birds binging on all of your belongings? Then this song is for you! It's a parody of the Tears for Fears song: "Everybody Wants To Rule The World" and it's all about everybody's least favorite sea-going citizen: The seagull. Sit back and let the sounds of the sea and the seagulls carry you away (Just like how these gulls carried away your last bologna sandwhich!) Lyrics by Matthias

Stinging and Deranged represents the angry existence of a lonely Bee in a futuristic chaotic world. Inspired by the Iconic Musical "Singing in the Rain." (Sung and danced by Gene Kelley) Recorded at Moonlight Studios, Los Angeles New lyrics and vocals: Sulu Dubow as "The Bee " Original music: Herb Nacio Brown, Original lyrics: Arthur Freed Musical Production and special effects: Jeff Lewis of Moonlight Studios Miserable Stung Male: Jeff Lewis Asst production: Sulu Dubow Trumpet: Jeff Lewis Technical support: Jordan Kesselhaut, Michael Lestatkatt Selcovitz Special thanks to Steve Goodie and Brad Tassell (VCS) (First performance on guitar.) Many thanks to "The Improvisational Buzz Bee FUMP Dancers " Performed by "The FUMPS " and myself on guitar in front of a live audience at The Pre Dr. Demento Retirement Party House Concert on April 18, 2026. The Improvisational Buzz Bee FUMP Dancers are: Insane Ian Bonds, Luke Sienkoski aka The Great Lukeski, Tony Goldmark, Tim Crist aka Shoebox, Chris Mezzolesta (seen on a separate video) In Memory of David Vasquez, May 2026 Moonlight Studios

This week Devo has an investment opportunity that can't lose! Quick everyone, get your life savings together! Meanwhile, Carsie Blanton is sharing an important distinction, Randy Rainbow has all the trappings of a modern major general, and Thomas Benjamin Wild is roasting dude-bros. Mmmm, smells delicious! 1. "Elon Musk" by Carsie Blanton 2. "A Very Stable Genius, part 2" by Randy Rainbow 3. News of the Stupid! 4. "Bullshit and Bravado" by Thomas Benjamin Wild, Esq. Carsie Blanton is at CarsieBlanton.com Randy Rainbow is on YouTube Thomas Benjamin Wild, Esq. is at TomBWild.com Thank you to our Patreon backers for making this show possible!!!

It feels like most Life Coaches needs a Life Coach!

Baby Yoda is a comedy rock anthem that turns Star Wars lore into an over-the-top love song. A hardened Mandalorian bounty hunter melts for a tiny green chaos goblin, mixing crunchy guitars, big hooks, and hyper-specific humor.

This week Devo brought yard games! Me first! Meanwhile, Wind Rose is doing dwarf things, Caitlin Cook is being an astute observer, and Kenny Gray don't like computer anymore. I can't imagine why... 1. "Diggy Diggy Hole" by Wind Rose 2. "How I Knew You Were Bi" by Caitlin Cook 3. News of the Stupid! 4. "I Don't Like Computer Anymore" by Kenny Gray Wind Rose is at WindRoseOfficial.com Caitlin Cook is at TheCaitlinCook.com Kenny Gray is on Instagram @K3nnyGray Thank you to our Patreon backers for making this show possible!!!

It's almost time to head back to Edinburgh for the Fringe Festival! And naturally that makes me think of the 24/7 racket made by the resident seagulls. And naturally that makes me think of Tom Lehrer. And it's featured on my 40th album, "Emotional Support Hamster" which you should totally buy at www.stevegoodie.com ! Music: Tom Lehrer Lyrics: SG and Niamh Bagnell Piano, vocal, arrangement, production: SG

In which we discover we have way too much in common with...a dinosaur. What we learned about Stegosaurus: o The distance between Stegosaurus and T. Rex is much greater than the distance between T. Rex and us. (80+ million years vs. 66 million years.) o We're not sure what the back plates were for. Possibly to be cool; possibly just to look cool. o Stegosaurus ate rocks to help digest those prehistoric fern salads. o It's Colorado's official state fossil. You can even get Stegosaurus vanity plates, but you have to register a vehicle there. So...goals. o In The Far Side, Gary Larson named the spiked tail the thagomizer ("after the late Thag Simmons"). It is now the standard anatomical term. What we learned about "Desperado": o It's not The Eagles. It's just Eagles. o While considered one of their greatest hits (it's even on Their Greatest Hits), it was never a single and therefore not a hit. o Don Henley didn't like his vocals but wasn't given a chance to redo them. o The song plays a central role on Seinfeld (Season 8, Episode 7). Cold-blooded reptilians: o M. Spaff Sumsion: Lyrics o Robert Lund: All vocals, all instruments, all production, all everything else Oh and hey: Check out the music video (YouTube link below). It's our first one in years and represents Spaff's first attempt to harness AI. (To be clear: The lyrics are 100% human. The music and vocals are 100% human. But the images in the video are 100% AI (albeit with five tons of coaching from Spaff).)

This week Devo is spoiling your favorite movie! Is there anything this guy can't do?! Meanwhile, Moonic Productions is firing up their dancing shoes, Teza's Tunes are catching some 'Z's, and Young Jeffrey is batting 1000... songs, that is. 1. "Rhythm Is a Dancer" by Moonic Productions 2. Story Time 3. "Mr. Sandman" by Teza's Tunes 4. News of the Stupid! 5. "My 1000th Song" by Young Jeffrey Moonic Productions is on YouTube Teza's Tunes are on YouTube Young Jeffrey is at BrookeAndJeffrey.com Thank you to our Patreon backers for making this show possible!!!

Tofu comes in tofu cubes. Soy milk comes from tofu boobs....This song is my bean curd deathtrip.

TERROR! HYSTERIA! INCONVENIENCE! No one is safe from the WMV... and your town could be next!

This week Devo is taking us out to eat! Aaaaand he's making a scene. Meanwhile, Kevin Bloody Wilson is having a bit of a day, Josh Wolf is plagiarizing his kid, and Cori Kennedy is asking the real questions. 1. "Cunt of a Day" by Kevin Bloody Wilson 2. "My Pussy" by Josh Wolf 3. News of the Stupid! 4. "Hey Who Shot the Water Tower" by Cori Kennedy Kevin Bloody Wilson is at KevinBloodyWilson.com Josh Wolf is at ComedianJoshWolf.com Cori Kennedy is at CoriKennedy-Music.com Thank you to our Patreon backers for making this show possible!!!

You never know who you'll meet, when you're out and about. Features a special guest vocalist, who needs no introduction (yet gets one, anyway!). (C)2026 Box Office Poison Records Written, performed, produced, mixed by TRRJTH Donkey Hotay Music (BMI) Mastered by Michael Fossenkemper - TurtleTone Studio NYC Art by Rochelle Carr Studios

This month Devo Spice talks about booking a shoot, new acting classes, meeting DMC, his 40th anniversary release, a new music project, a new comedy video, a song commission, a website update, and more! Music in this episode: "I'm Joining ICE" by Goodbye Charlemagne, "Unearthing Desire" by The War Crhymes, "I Am Not A Robot" by Project Sisyphus, and "Whole Lotta Don't Wanna" by Worm Quartet

The Kennedy Curse set to music.

This week Devo brought booze! What's this, a bill?! Figures. Meanwhile, Ogden Edsl is chilling with the fish people, Devo Spice is in a galaxy far, far away, and Mikey Mason is doing a little weekend gaslighting. Don't worry, you can trust us. 1. "Fish People of Berodenon" by Ogden Edsl 2. "Mandalorian" by Devo Spice 3. News of the Stupid! 4. "You Remember It Wrong Mandela Effect" by Mikey Mason Ogden Edsl is at OgdenEdsl.com Devo Spice is at DevoSpice.com Mikey Mason is at MikeyMason.com and MikeyMason.bandcamp.com Thank you to our Patreon backers for making this show possible!!!

If you ever had a bad roommate situation...

A song that describes the feeling of waking up and realising there are left overs in the fridge.

This week Devo has all the answers!!!! Oh wait. Actually it's none of the answers. That makes more sense. At least he has friends who brought beer and ice cream!! Shockwire brought the beer, Jane Wickline brought the ice cream...late, and Picard Looking is in the corner waxing philosophical. Now it's a party! 1. "Work Beer" by Shockwire 2. "Ice Cream Cone" by Jane Wickline 3. News of the Stupid! 4. "Where Does All the Poop Go in a Starship?" by Picard Looking Shockwire is at Shockwire.bandcamp.com Jane Wickline is on SNL and Instagram @JaneWickline Picard Looking is on YouTube Thank you to our Patreon backers for making this show possible!!!

We finally got around to recording our song about how much Erin hates online opinion pieces structured as if there is objective data to consult when creating listicles. You know, "Every Episode of Lower Decks, Definitively Ranked!" Via Bella is: Erin Bellavia: vocals Rand Bellavia: guitar, vocals MIke Brunacini: piano Mike Mallory: bass

The way Whatsisname incessantly "floods the zone" with all-new outrages, you can be forgiven for thinking all the ICE drama is in the distant past. Spoiler: It's not. Just days ago at the Border Security Expo (fun crowd, right?), border czar Tom Homan said, quote, "You ain't seen shit yet." And: "You will see more ICE agents than you've ever seen before." So that's nice. Meanwhile, "Die with a Smile" by Lady Gaga and Bruno Mars was Spotify's most-streamed song of 2025 and continues to do juuust fine. (Latest count: 3.7 billion plays.) So here ya go! Our parody of the song about the topic. M. Spaff Sumsion: Lyrics Mr. E. and Anna Nimmiti: Vocals Bob Emmet: Keyboards, bass, guitar, drum programming, production, and everything else.

This week Devo is updating his music collection. RIP disposable income. Meanwhile, Run-DMC be illin', Whoa Dude is itemizing invoices, and Insane Ian is shifting into Depeche mode. 1. "You Be Illin'" by Run-DMC 2. "It Costs That Much" by Whoa Dude 3. News of the Stupid! 4. "Personal Bias" by Insane Ian Run-DMC is on your favorite streaming service Whoa Dude is also on streaming Insane Ian is at InsaneIan.com Thank you to our Patreon backers for making this show possible!!!

This is a dumb song based on a dumb idea that's been rattling around in my head for many decades, probably since I first saw "Young Frankenstein. " And it's the closing track on my 40th album, "Emotional Support Hamster" which you should totally buy it at www.stevegoodie.com ! Words, guitar, bass, drums, vibes, piano, vocal: SG Music: Irving Berlin

I wanted to write a song that sounded like synth-heavy comedy band OCT. So I did. This is about my cat(s).

This week Devo is gonna be a bit late, he's stuck in traffic. And that's not even the worst of his problems... Meanwhile, Bill McClintock is pushing it, Tom Cardy wins at therapy, and T-Bone Stankus is waxing philosophical. Now hurry up, we're late! 1. "Psycho Push It" by Bill McClintock 2. "Chair Therapy" by Tom Cardy 3. News of the Stupid! 4. "Existential Blues" by Tom "T-Bone" Stankus Bill McClintock is on YouTube Tom Cardy is also on YouTube Tom "T-Bone" Stankus is at TomTBoneStankus.com Thank you to our Patreon backers for making this show possible!!!

Dr. Pinkerton and I are now united by a common threat. We've been increasing the security around our respective fortresses. We've added extra alligators to our moats. Our radio receivers are tuned to warehouses and farms. But these prowlers keep finding us, offering us lollies, and we can't pretend stranger-danger is a long awaited sale. So Dr. Pinkerton and I co-wrote this warning. We will resume our attempts to destroy each other (or the world) after we get these obsessive lurkers off of our vaporous trails! Red alert, red alert! This is an exercise in self indulgence. Never turn your back on a salesman! Bad Beth and Beyond: vocals, electric bouzouki, bass guitar, keyboard Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III: vocals Drumbot: drums Fresh Rah D.: additional cymbals Marshall Trucker: telemarketer

This month Devo Spice talks about doctors, April Fools shenanigans, new acting classes, the Virtual Comedy Show, his 40th Anniversary release, a callback, randomizing his To Do list, Dr. Demento's retirement/birthday party, car troubles, RavenCon, and more! Music in this episode: "Mountains of the Deep by Alestorm, "P.A.R.T.Y." by Alestorm, "The Last Saskatchewan Pirate" by Alestorm, "Shit Boat" by Alestorm, and "Cock!" by Alestorm

It's a pretty old academic tradition for songs about pure scientific topics to lack any kind of taste or relatable humor, and we hope this song is no exception. PRODUCTION CREDITS: lead vocals - Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III backing vocals - Bad Beth lead guitar - Prof. Glitch rhythm guitar - Filbert Snodgrass, (Jr. Scientist in Training) keyboards - Dr. Dylan W. Winchester harmonica - Benny Grunch bass - Dr. Z drums and percussion - Drumbot music and lyrics by the Consortium of Genius recorded, mixed and mastered by Lewis D'Aubin at C.O.G. Secret Lab, Harahan, LA

This week Devo talks about his awesome weekend, his 40th anniversary, and plays something he never thought he would ever play. 1. Junk Food Junkie by Larry Groce 2. United States of Israel by Explosive Media 3. News of the Stupid 4. Yo! Sam by Devo Spice Larry Groce is at quarrierstreetrecords.com Explosive Media is apparently a loosely organized group of student volunteers and don't have an online presence yet And Devo Spice is at DevoSpice.com Thank you to our Patreon backers for making this possible!

This is a song written from the perspective of a minor heel, getting away with a large number of small-but-decidedly-still-evil injustices. I went with the classic boots 'n cats beatboxing for some silliness. I think this song slaps, and I hope you enjoy it.

Hey, we're Toby Danger, and we wrote No Such Thing As Cool after realizing we spent most of my live trying to impress people who don't like the same snacks we do. This song is for the kids in the wrong jeans, the wrong scenes, and the wrong decade, or, you know, pretty much everyone. It's pop-rock with a shout-along chorus and a gentle reminder that nobody actually knows what they're doing, especially the people who look like they do. If "cool" exists, it's probably very tired of being chased.

This week Devo is bringing us Spock! Highly illogical, but why not? Meanwhile, Act.tv is off to the movies, Lauren Mayer is singing to her muse, and things are getting a bit fishy with Bob Rivers. 1. "Did We Watch the Same Movie?" by Act.TV 2. "Trumpchild" by Lauren Mayer 3. News of the Stupid! 4. "Clean the Aquarium" by Bob Rivers Act.TV is at Act.TV Lauren Mayer is on YouTube @psychosupermom Bob Rivers is at BobRivers.com Thank you to our Patreon backers for making this show possible!!!

I started working on this song last November. I was really hoping to get it done at some point before March, but given the subject matter it's somewhat appropriate that I just finished it. The title is something my wife occasionally says...I don't know how she managed to succintly summarize depression in four words with such catchy lyrical cadence when I'm the freakin' songwriter in the house, but she never thought to put it over organ-driven ska-punk, so as a great man once said: "Yoink!" I do in fact have a light therapy lamp. Its brand name is "Suxio," a fact that tends to cheer me up far more than its actual functionality because it sounds like the name of the least useful robot ever (*CRASH* "Dammit Suxio! That was the mayor's Victorian snail platter!") Music and Lyrics by Timothy F. Crist Vocals / Programming / Arrangement / Production / Keytar by Tim "Shoebox" Crist Mastered by Aaron Smith (who also suggested some EQ and leveling tweaks!)

Yes! It's the title track from my 40th album, "Emotional Support Hamster!" You should totally buy it at www.stevegoodie.com when it is officially released on Wednesday 4/15/26! Words: SG and Niamh Bagnell Music, guitar, bass, drums, percussion, mandolin, arrangement, production: SG Tuba: Timothy J Weber

This week Devo brings tidings of free music! Meanwhile Richard Cheese is being weird, 2/3rds of a Threesome are being weird, and The Cog is Dead is... you guessed it, being weird. 1. "WAP" by Richard Cheese 2. "Holding a Fart in Can Kill You" by 2/3rds of a Threesome 3. News of the Stupid! 4. "WEIRD" by The Cog is Dead Richard Cheese is at RichardCheese.com 2/3rds of a Threesome are at TheCaitlinCook.com The Cog is Dead is at CogIsDead.com Thank you to our Patreon backers for making this show possible!!!

Is anyone else tired of getting a full-on inquisition as a punishment for attempting to order pizza? We prove over and over that we're not robots, but our Captcha victories are quickly forgotten and the tests just keep getting harder. Which made us wonder, what's so bad about being a robot anyway? Well, other than the fact that they're taking our jobs and slowly learning our human skills so they can take over the world and enslave us, so there's that. Rest assured, here at Sisyphus Labs, we make music the old-fashioned way: with drum machines, sequencing and sampled phrases stolen from other artists' recordings. But we agree that the difference between AI and humanity is becoming frightfully small. In fact, we concluded, at this point it basically comes down to bodily functions. Therefore, I can take comfort in the fact that as a human musician, while an artificial being might outplay me, there's no way it can consume two bean burritos during sound check and blow an entire horn section off the stage. All music composition, playing and mixing : Bob Emmet Vocals: some robots Special Guest: Devo Spice, as frustrated human rapper

This week Devo is handing out free ponchos!!! Nothing shows appreciation quite like a free poncho, just ask Worm Quartet. Meanwhile, Steve Goodie is power-walking his way into better health, Kill Karl is brainstorming some new yoga poses, and Blake Porter no longer works in a warehouse. Ouch. 1. "Walk Around the Block" by Steve Goodie 2. "GO FUCK YO SELF" by Kill Karl 3. News of the Stupid! 4. "I Worked in a Warehouse" by Blake Porter Steve Goodie is at SteveGoodie.com Kill Karl is on TikTok and Instagram @KillKarlOfficial Blake Porter is on YouTube Thank you to our Patreon backers for making this show possible!!!

This week Devo is handing out blankets, and I'm pretty sure they're smallpox-free! ...probably. Meanwhile, Spring has sprung and Insane Ian is headed out to the park, Mikey Mason is accentuating the negativity, and Steve Goodie is cruising social media. 1. "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park" by Insane Ian 2. "Anything You Wanted" by Mikey Mason 3. News of the Stupid! 4. "Rowling Get Off Twitter" by Steve Goodie Insane Ian is at InsaneIan.com and InsaneIan.bandcamp.com Mikey Mason is at MikeyMason.com and MikeyMason.bandcamp.com Steve Goodie is at SteveGoodie.com Thank you to our Patreon backers for making this show possible!!!