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This is a song I wrote in response to Ainsley Seago's suggestion that we needed a Schoolhouse Rock-style song and video about the work that insect taxonomists at the USDA do to keep America's natural resources safe.

This week Devo is feeling a bit snarky. And you can neeeever have too much saaarcasm. Meanwhile, Wheeler Walker Jr has just about had it with his job, Saddam Hussein is turning over a new leaf, and our own Devo Spice is roasting the Prince of Darkness himself. Long live heavy metal. 1. "Fuck This Job" by Wheeler Walker Jr. 2. "I Can Change" by Saddam Hussein 3. News of the Stupid! 4. "Ozzman 2013" by Devo Spice Wheeler Walker Jr is at WheelerWalkerJr.com South Park is on Paramount+ Devo Spice is at DevoSpice.com Thank you to our Patreon backers for making this show possible!!!

A song about building a business from the bottoms-up. Written and Performed: Dino-Mike Trumpet: Sean Billings Produced, Mixed and Mastered: Bob Emmet Cover Artwork: Chuck (@vv3spa)

Someitmes in life, you gotta aim high. Brand new music from the Belle Isle Rats! This is the first of 7 songs from our new album "Men of a Different Age," which come out next month! (August 2025). As usual, the Belle Isle Rats are Mike Renneker and Tom Saloka.

This week Devo is finally digging in, weeding through all the lies, and getting to the bottom of the REAL important issues... like the return of the long-awaited Horrible Movie Review segment! Meanwhile, Jesse Welles is having trouble locating the list, Operation Mincemeat would like to introduce you to a very special boy, and the great Luke Ski takes patriotism up a notch or two. 1. "The List" by Jesse Welles 2. Horrible Movie Review: The Dead Don't Die 3. "Tom Cruise the Musical" by Operation Mincemeat 4. News of the Stupid! 5. "God Bless Stephen Colbert" by the great Luke Ski Jesse Welles is at JesseWelles.com Operation Mincemeat is at OperationBroadway.com the great Luke Ski is at thegreatLukeSki.com Thank you to our Patreon backers for making this show possible!!!

Her: Where should we go on our first date? Me: Let's go to a nice sunny park and have a picnic. Her: Sounds great! Me: They also have a petting zoo-type thing that's a pen full of Nazis you can beat the crap out of. Her: Fun! You bring the sandwiches. I'll bring the bats. Psst -- Don't forget to join Team Philogelos to be the first to hear my new songs and comedy, plus get a ton of behind the scenes and stuff from my vault.

A kinky thing happened on my way to a Comic Con. I met the smooth-talking reprobate Kirk St. James, and we co-wrote this song. Luckily, cold showers are the norm this time of year anyway! Superheroes get all the glory, but fans need love too. Or maybe geeks just need to use a few superpowers of their own (that could get them arrested in public). Bad Beth and Beyond: vocals, acoustic and electric bouzoukis, bass Kirk St. James: vocals Stephen Randall: drums Recorded, mixed, and mastered by Lewis D'Aubin at the COG Secret Lab, Harahan, LA

This week Devo is giving a seminar on the many uses of sticks, and yet not a single mention of Psychostick. Oh well. Meanwhile, David M. Kilgore has a stick for EVERYTHING, Sammy J is taking a trip down memory lane, and Mikey Mason is having some tech troubles. What a world. 1. "We Got a Stick for That" by David M. Kilgore 2. "Nostalgic 90s Song" by Sammy J 3. News of the Stupid! 4. "Autocorrect" by Mikey Mason David M. Kilgore is at OtterProductions.com Sammy J is at Sammy-J.com Mikey Mason is at MikeyMason.com Thank you to our Patreon backers for making this show possible!!!

The so-called 'religious right' proves once again that it is neither (religious or right) by embracing the Big Ugly Budget Bill, demonizing immigrants, and countless other hallmarks of Trump's agenda. (I did a version of this song 7 years ago, but history keeps not only repeating itself but getting worse, so it was time for an update!)

It's just one of those fun summer songs about taking a vacation with your family ... while on LSD. Special Guest: Mike Bolly of "2 Sleeps" on Guitar. Music by: Dead by 28 Vocals/Lyrics/Bass : Chris " Dizman" Grice Keyboards/Programming/Production: Shawn " Keymaster" Shaheen Session drums by Maria Delos Black 13 Recordings. WeHatePublishing@BMI. Special thanks to Mike Bolly, Maria Delos, The FUMP, your Mom, and LSD.

This week Devo is consulting the almighty algorithm, and hitting the jackpot! Which means WE ALL WIN!!! Meanwhile, Brett Domino is giving chicks the ick, Steve Goodie is... actually, you know what, I'm done telling you what Steve is up to. He's on his own with this one. Also, Mr. X's Briefcase is doing a bang up job running the suicide hotline. Here we go. 1. "The Ick" by Brett Domino 2. "Glory Hole" by Steve Goodie 3. News of the Stupid! 4. "Suicide Hotline" by Mr. X's Briefcase Brett Domino is at BrettDomino.bandcamp.com Steve Goodie is at SteveGoodie.com Mr. X's Briefcase is defunct but can be found via archive.org at mrxsbriefcase.com circa 2002 Thank you to our Patreon backers for making this show possible!!!

A song about a special kinda love, for a special kinda person.

Oh good! Another song about oldness! Music: Bill Berry, Peter Buck, Mike Mills, Michael Stipe Words, guitars, keyboards, bass, drums, vocals: SG Tuba: Timothy J. Weber Helpful suggestions: Niamh Bagnell From my new album which you should totally buy, "The Artist Eventually Known As Somebody You've Heard Of" at www.stevegoodie.com!

This week Devo is taking gesticulation to dizzying new heights. I think it's time to call the asylum. Meanwhile, Katy Frame is planning for the near future, Bill McClintock is responsible for a multi-song pile-up, and the great Luke Ski is getting Jedi AF. 1. "Optimistic Apocalyptic Plan" by Katy Frame 2. "You Make Me Feel Like Stayin' a Rocket Queen" by Bill McClintock 3. News of the Stupid! 4. "Because I'm Jedi" by the great Luke Ski Katy Frame is at KatyFrame.com Bill McClintock is on YouTube the great Luke Ski is at lukeski.bandcamp.com Thank you to our Patreon backers for making this show possible!!!

I wrote this before I knew there were a couple of other songs by the same name, lol. This is what could happen if you're a man going around naked outdoors. Probably best to not freeball outside it during mosquito season! Please Follow and Subscribe at YouTube and IG (@kurplunkmusic) for new funny videos! Most songs from the new album can be heard (and seen!) at our YouTube channel plus behind the scenes content. Video for this song - https://youtu.be/eZVUyMQ7fW8?

In this segment, Devo discusses Dr. Demento's plans for retirement, some upcoming acting gigs, and finally submitting his latest short film to festivals and it's first acceptance, an interesting audition, an update on music he's working on, shiny object syndrome, Shattered Reflections premiere, and filming another short. Music in this episode: "Don't Get Me Started" by Jimmy O'Donnell, "Muppet Hunter" by Mikey Mason, "My Wife's In A Five-Way" by Steve Goodie, "The Doctor And William (2025 Edition)" by the great Luke Ski

All I have are gargoyle friends.

This week Devo is busy listening to his new favorite album. Come back later... Why aren't you leaving? You're not leaving until you get a show, huh? *sigh* Fine, this week Alestorm is doing some mountain climbing, Christopher Bay has a wild interview with Weird Al, and Riki Lindhome is sharing her truth... maybe a little too much. Let's get this over with so Devo can get back to rocking out. 1. "Mountains of the Deep" by Alestorm 2. "A Bigger and Weirder Chat with Weird Al and Friends" by Christopher Bay 3. News of the Stupid! 4. "Second Best Lover" by Riki Lindhome Alestorm is at Alestorm.net Christopher Bay is active on the official Dr. Demento Facebook group Riki Lindhome is at RikiLindhome.com Thank you to our Patreon backers for making this show possible!!!

Hey meatbags! Another 365 days have gone by. Do you know how long that is in machine-cycles? No? Figures. Well, let me state it in terms that you will understand with your measly meat-minds. lead vocals: drumbot backing vocals: OTTO-TUNE drums: TR-808 synth solo: ID10T arpeggiations: Proctor Silex Recorded automatically at the burned out shell of C.O.G. Secret Lab, Harahan, LA, Nuclear Summer 08x42

This is a tragicomic country number about breaking a bong, and throwing it away. Apply all the hidden messages you'd like. (C)2025 Box Office Poison Records Written, performed, produced, mixed by BFC Donkey Hotay Music (BMI) Mastered by Michael Fossenkemper - TurtleTone Studio NYC Art by Rochelle Carr Studios

This week Devo is LOSING HIS MIND!!!!!! SPACEBALLS!!!! AGHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Meanwhile, The Spinners are being a bunch of SPACEBALLS!!! Jefferson DeLeone is messing around with tofu, which has nothing to do with SPACEBALLS!! And Compassion Fatigue is headed to Costco...probably to buy SPACEBALLS on Blu Ray. SPACEBALLS!!!!!! 1. "Spaceballs Theme" by The Spinners 2. "Tofu" by Jefferson DeLeone 3. News of the Stupid! 4. "The Costco Song" by Compassion Fatigue The Spinners are at TheSpinners.com Jefferson DeLeone is at JeffersonDeLeone.com Compassion Fatigue is at CompassionFatigue1.bandcamp.com Thank you to our Patreon backers for making this show possible!!!

Dating your ex's sister.

This is my own take on Johnny Cash's "Man in Black." A bit of context here....In previous incarnations, performing as Powered BY Satan and later as Flibbertigibbet, I let it all hang out in a low budget devil suit, often in redface, with horns and basketball sock codpiece. I was, and forever will be the Man in Red. So what goes through a middle aged scientist's mind as he finds himself once again standing in an inch of ick in a toilet stall of a low end venue struggling to squeeze his middle aged ass into unwashed red leotards for zero pay and mimimal groupies. THis song explains it.

This week Devo is trying to hype us all up with some much needed positive reinforcement. Let's throw him overboard. Meanwhile, Carla Ulbrich and Bill Larkin are getting demented, Phineas and Ferb are introducing their friend, Perry the Platypus, and Max Ziegfeld loves corn. At least, I'm pretty sure that's what he said. Anyways... 1. "Let's Get Demented" by Carla Ulbrich and Bill Larkin 2. "Perry the Platypus" by Phineas and Ferb 3. News of the Stupid! 4. "Everybody Loves Porn!" by Max Ziegfeld Carla Ulbrich is at CarlaUlbrich.com Bill Larkin is at BillLarkin.com Phineas and Ferb is on Disney Max Ziegfeld is on your favorite streaming service Dr. Demento is at DrDemento.com Thank you to our Patreon backers for making this show possible!!!

Carrie Dahlby texted me and said "I HAVE AN IDEA FOR A SONG FOR YOU!" And two days later, here it is. Cause it's like timely and stuff. And hey, there's a video below! Music: Kendrick Lamar Words, accordion, bass, percussion, vocals, arrangement, production: SG Tuba: Timothy J. Weber Very clever and timely idea: Carrie Dahlby

Song that seems trashy on the exterior but is all lovey dovey deep down. Additional musician- James Cudworth, bass and lead guitar

A tribute to Dr. Demento, recorded for his 84th birthday and recorded at his birthday party! A duet, written and performed by Carla Ulbrich and Bill Larkin Recorded live by Luke Ski Remixed by Carla Ulbrich Lyric content suggestions: Jeff Morris

This week Devo is busting out some great tips and tricks for dealing with those pesky Zoom meetings. Meanwhile, Corky and the Juice Pigs are having a bit of a panda problem, Bonecage is makin' that money, and Tom Cardy is getting sick and tired of these freelance clients. This job would be great if it wasn't for the freaking customers. 1. "Pandas" by Corky and the Juice Pigs 2. "The Official Bonecage Patreon Theme Song Crack is Wack" by Bonecage 3. News of the Stupid! 4. "No Worries If Not" by Tom Cardy Corky and the Juice Pigs are on your favorite streaming service Bonecage is at patreon.com/Bonecage Tom Cardy is on YouTube Thank you to our Patreon backers for making this show possible!!!

Prez Like Me (parody of "Friend Like Me" from Aladdin) On one thing we can all agree... You Ain't Never Had A Prez Like Me! Lyrics and Singing: Joe J Thomas Copyright 2025, Joe J Thomas, Joe's Dump, Joe's Dump (JoesDump.com) All Rights Reserved. Not A Quinn-Martin Production.

In this episode Devo Spice discusses the Patreon migration, his musical shorts, the films he did for ReelShort, two documentaries, a possible accounting migration, a definite FuMPMedia migration, fixing "What's Up, Spock," and more. Music in this episode: "The Doctor and William (2025 Version)" by the great Luke Ski, "Flight Check" by Devo Spice, "Snack Bar" by Devo Spice, "In the 80s" by Devo Spice, and "What's Up, Spock (2025 Version) (Updated Mix)" by Devo Spice.

Monty Python fans rejoice! I've stolen another one of their songs! But I did it for a good reason -- Barret Hansen's birthday! That's right, our pal Doctor Demento had another birthday in April (they always seem to happen in April), and I wanted to make a silly gift for him. So I did! And you can find it on my new CD, "The Artist Eventually Known As Somebody You've Heard Of" at www.stevegoodie.com! Music: John Cleese and Eric Idle Lyrics: SG and Niamh Bagnell Piano, keyboards, guitars, bass, percussion, whistling, sound effect, vocals, arrangement, production: SG Horn: Blueberry Voice over: Barret Hansen

This week Devo is chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool. Now all we need is some B-ball. Meanwhile, Logan Whitehurst is taking the whole day off, Dethklok is... being Dethklok, and Lemon Demon is here to save the day with this one weird tip. Get yours while supplies last! 1. "Whole Day Off" by Logan Whitehurst 2. "Face Fisted" by Dethklok aka Batmetal 3. News of the Stupid! 4. "One Weird Tip" by Lemon Demon Logan Whitehurst is at JuniorScienceClub.com Dethklok is on the animated series Metalocalypse, and check out the Batmetal animated video on YouTube Lemon Demon is at LemonDemon.com Thank you to our Patreon backers for making this show possible!!!

Now, I'm not known for doing political songs but when Lauren Loomer called the new pope, Pope Leo XVI, a "WOKE MARXIST POPE", and then several people online (most notably Schmoyoho on Twitter and LouisaTheLast on BlueSky) said you could sing that phrase to the tune of "Pink Pony Club" by Chappell Roan, I knew what had to be done. Originally released as a shorter version on my TikTok, YouTube, and Instagram channels (as well as my Patreon), after popular demand I now present you all with the full version. Enjoy.

Since I'm quite certain the Venn Diagram of people who watch White Lotus and the people who pay attention to the FuMP is basically a circle, I'm pleased to present a White Lotus fan song. IYKYK. Parody of "Escape (the Pi?a Colada Song)" by Rupert Holmes. Lyrics and vocals by Carrie Dahlby. Mixing and mastering by Jace McLain.

This week Dr. Devo is going back in time! And trying desperately to get back...to the future!!! Meanwhile, Riki Lindhome wishes she could go back in time too, Insane Ian is out at the clerb with the new Pope, and Jimmy O'Donnell is having fun with words, but please don't get him started again. Seriously, you do NOT want to go there. 1. "Hysteria" by Riki Lindhome 2. "Woke Marxist Pope" by Insane Ian 3. News of the Stupid! 4. "Don't Get Me Started" by Jimmy O'Donnell Riki Lindhome is at RikiLindhome.com Insane Ian is at InsaneIan.bandcamp.com Jimmy O'Donnell is at JimmyODonnell.bandcamp.com Thank you to our Patreon backers for making this show possible!!!

This week Devo is headed to the movies. I hope he brought snacks. Meanwhile, Michael Gee has totally seen Minecraft, The Holderness Family is make a song about trendy phrases years old, and Robbie Ellis is having a laugh with the new Pope. Now, who's got popcorn? 1. "Minecraft Song" by Michael Gee 2. "Years Old" by The Holderness Family 3. News of the Stupid! 4. "Chicago Pope Plainchant" by Robbie Ellis Michael Gee can be found on the FuMP Sideshow The Holderness Family are on YouTube Robbie Ellis is at RobbieEllis.net Thank you to our Patreon backers for making this show possible!!!

This week Devo is paying tribute to the man himself in celebration of Dr. Demento's birthday! The great Luke Ski and his beastie brothers are joining in the fun, and so is Steve Goodie! Meanwhile, The Arrogant Worms are sharing a history lesson on the origin of the Hawaiian pizza. You'll never believe it! 1. "The Doctor and William" by the great Luke Ski 2. "He's Barry He's Dr. D" by Steve Goodie 3. News of the Stupid! 4. "Hawaiian Pizza" by The Arrogant Worms The great Luke Ski is at thegreatLukeSki.com Steve Goodie is at SteveGoodie.com The Arrogant Worms are at ArrogantWorms.com Thank you to our Patreon backers for making this show possible!!!

This week Devo is paying tribute to the man himself in celebration of Dr. Demento's birthday! The great Luke Ski and his beastie brothers are joining in the fun, and so is Steve Goodie! Meanwhile, The Arrogant Worms are sharing a history lesson on the origin of the Hawaiian pizza. You'll never believe it! 1. "The Doctor and William" by the great Luke Ski 2. "He's Barry He's Dr. D" by Steve Goodie 3. News of the Stupid! 4. "Hawaiian Pizza" by The Arrogant Worms The great Luke Ski is at thegreatLukeSki.com Steve Goodie is at SteveGoodie.com The Arrogant Worms are at ArrogantWorms.com Thank you to our Patreon backers for making this show possible!!!

A song for my favorite character from the Dungeon Crawler Carl series by Matt Dinniman. It was written and recorded after reading Eye of the Bedlam Bride, but before This Inevitable Ruin (if that's something you needed to know.)

This week Devo has some great ideas for getting out of that pesky manditory meeting at work. Meanwhile, Sub-Radio has figured out the whole system, There I Ruined It is, well, ruining it, and the great Luke Ski is setting the record straight about the origin of a very popular party favor. Party time! 1. "The System" by Sub-Radio 2. "Hankster Rap" by There I Ruined It 3. News of the Stupid! 4. "Jello Shots" by the great Luke Ski Sub-Radio is at Sub-Radio.com There I Ruined It is at There-I-Ruined-It.com the great Luke Ski is at thegreatLukeSki.com Thank you to our Patreon backers for making this show possible!!!

This week Devo has some great ideas for getting out of that pesky manditory meeting at work. Meanwhile, Sub-Radio has figured out the whole system, There I Ruined It is, well, ruining it, and the great Luke Ski is setting the record straight about the origin of a very popular party favor. Party time! 1. "The System" by Sub-Radio 2. "Hankster Rap" by There I Ruined It 3. News of the Stupid! 4. "Jello Shots" by the great Luke Ski Sub-Radio is at Sub-Radio.com There I Ruined It is at There-I-Ruined-It.com the great Luke Ski is at thegreatLukeSki.com Thank you to our Patreon backers for making this show possible!!!

~~~ TL;DR: It's an updated remake of a Beastie Boys parody about Dr. Demento and Whimsical Will. ~~~ One of the most iconic 'Side 1, Track 1' songs in the history of Generation X is the first song on the legendary 1986 Diamond Certified debut album by the Beastie Boys "Licensed To Ill", titled "Rhymin' And Stealin'". ... Far less iconic is the great Luke Ski's 1997 Certified Plastic sophomore album "Shadows Of The Bunghole". For that album, I had the oh-so-clever idea to begin the album with a parody of "Rhymin' And Stealin'", with the gag being that if someone put the disc in and started playing it, another person nearby hearing the album start would be fooled into thinking the album playing was "Licensed To Ill", and then when the first sound bites and lyrics dropped, they would be overcome with a feeling of jocular bamboozlement. Whether or not that ever occurred in real life is unknown and assumed not ever have actually happened. After nearly 2 years of finally being able to listen to "The Dr. Demento Show" on the actual radio, I felt the need to pay tribute to the show, to Dr. Demento (a.k.a. Barret Hansen) himself, as well as the weekly purveyor of the "Demented News" on the show, "Whimsical Will" Simpson. So that led me to make a parody of the aforementioned Beastie's song, titling mine "The Doctor And William". I call this type of song a 'forced parody', in which there is no clever wordplay or other logical or parallel connection between the original song and subject matter being discussed in the parody, making it obvious that the author (in this case, me) just REALLY REALLY REALLY wanted to parody THAT SONG about THAT SUBJECT despite the fact that it doesn't make any sense to do so intellectually. So, having copped to that, I still really liked what I did with it, with my other MCs making up my Beastie parody trio being J. Styles (Jason Stahl, best friend since the 4th grade) and DJ Skrabble (my brother J.T. Sienkowski). The good Doctor never played this track on his show, but Whimsical Will did report on the song during the July 6th, 1997 edition of the Demented News. 27 years later, an impending celebration of Dr. Demento's birthday made me think it would be fun to give this track an update and perform it live at the celebration with the help of some friends. So I commissioned Professor Shyguy to make a new backing track (and also mix this final studio version), so that I, the great Luke Ski (doing the King Ad-Rock parts), along with Devo Spice (MCA) and Tony Goldmark (Mike D.), and also along with the chanting assistance of Chris Mezzolesta of Power Salad, Insane Ian, and ShoEboX of Worm Quartet, performed it for Dr. D. to the jocular bamboozlement of everyone in attendance. In conclusion, for the millionth time, thank you to Barret Hansen, a.k.a. Dr. Demento, and "Whimsical Will" Simpson, for bringing so much joy, laughter, and found family together with your decades upon decades of demented news, mad music, and crazy comedy. We owe it all to you. And we will never ever forget to stay deee-mented! Will the good Doctor play "The Doctor And William (2025 Edition)" on his show? Perhaps he might if the fans REQUEST for him to play it, either from "The Dr. Demento Show" Request Page, or post it with the word REQUEST at The OFFICIAL Dr. Demento Show Facebook Page!

An important warning regarding the dangers of prickly succulunts.

In this episode Devo Spice discusses recording new episodes of Escape from Vault Disney and Random Acts of Horror, his trip to California for Dr. Demento's birthday party, a severe allergic reaction, FuMPFest developments, and his updated Patreon. Music in this episode: "I Shit More in the Summertime" by Anonymous, "Loser, Baby" by Holy Bongwater, "Bow to the COG" by Consortium of Genius, and "Spam (Let the Pork Be Pork)" by the great Luke Ski.

You better go to sleep!

This week, Devo is all about butts and boobs. You know what that means...it must be Easter! Meanwhile, Slant 6 is all about that bunny, Dave Guhlow is a big fan of your rump, and Psychostick is...being Psychostick. Chocolate bunnies for everyone!! 1. "Bunny" by Slant 6 and the Jumpstarts 2. "Your Butt" by Dave Guhlow 3. News of the Stupid! 4. "Because Boobs" by Psychostick Slant 6 and the Jumpstarts are on your favorite streaming service Dave Guhlow is at DaveGuhlow.bandcamp.com Psychostick is at Psychostick.com Thank you to our Patreon backers for making this show possible!!!

This week, Devo is all about butts and boobs. You know what that means...it must be Easter! Meanwhile, Slant 6 is all about that bunny, Dave Guhlow is a big fan of your rump, and Psychostick is...being Psychostick. Chocolate bunnies for everyone!! 1. "Bunny" by Slant 6 and the Jumpstarts 2. "Your Butt" by Dave Guhlow 3. News of the Stupid! 4. "Because Boobs" by Psychostick Slant 6 and the Jumpstarts are on your favorite streaming service Dave Guhlow is at DaveGuhlow.bandcamp.com Psychostick is at Psychostick.com Thank you to our Patreon backers for making this show possible!!!

Pandas. You know they're not from here, right? Damn Alien Pandas... Panda Parody Song (parody of "Brandy" by Looking Glass 1972) Lyrics and Singing by Joe J Thomas of JoesDump.com Copyright 2025, Joe J Thomas, Joe's Dump, JoesDump.com All Rights Reserved. Not a Quinn-Martin Production.

This week Devo is sharing some tips and tricks for border crossing. Meanwhile, Shark Tank is headed out for a rip, bud. The Arrogant Worms are blowing up and acting like they don't know anybody, and Mikey Mason is coming to terms with attending cons as a geriatric. 1. "Out For a Rip" by Shark Tank 2. "Canadian Famous" by The Arrogant Worms 3. News of the Stupid! 4. "Gen X at the Con" by Mikey Mason Shark Tank can be found on your favorite streaming service The Arrogant Worms' new album can be found at ArrogantWorms1.bandcamp.com Mikey Mason's new album can be pre-ordered at MikeyMason.bandcamp.com Thank you to our Patreon backers for making this show possible!!!

Hey...you...pssst...yeah you...over here...this week Devo is sharing secrets! Don't tell anyone! Meanwhile, Julian Velard is stepping out, Ghost Malone is doing an oral report on current events, and Polka Police are having some plumbing trouble. Yikes. 1. "We Should Have an Affair" by Julian Velard 2. "This is 2025" by Ghost Malone 3. News of the Stupid! 4. "Can't Stop Peeing" by Polka Police Julian Velard is at JulianVelard.bandcamp.com Ghost Malone is at GhostMaloneMusic.com Polka Police are at PolkaPolice.com Thank you to our Patreon backers for making this show possible!!!