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There are so many things to do, but you have been chosen. Time is meaningless and your fate is sealed. There is a cat on your lap.

This week Devo is taking up Curling!!! What exactly is Curling you ask? Nobody knows!!! Meanwhile, The Lonely Island are competing at the highest level, LITERALLY, Ross Childs is pantsless, AGAIN, and Muck Sticky is just gonna get a little high first. 1. "Space Olympics" by The Lonely Island 2. "Donald Duckin' It Live from MarsCon 2025" by Ross Childs 3. News of the Stupid! 4. "I Like Gettin' High" by Muck Sticky The Lonely Island are at TheLonelyIsland.com Ross Childs is at RossChilds.com Muck Sticky is at MuckSticky.com Thank you to our Patreon backers for making this show possible!!!

You know how when you were a little kid they told you you could grow up to be "anything you wanted"? Yeah... About that...

Last year at MarsCon I tried something a little different for my concert. Instead of doing my usual set with short bits of stand-up comedy between songs, I tried to make it more like a hip hop concert with minimal talking between songs and my "posse" on stage with me the whole time. My posse consisted of Shoebox of Worm Quartet and Insane Ian. The end result was a lot of fun and I'm hoping to do more shows like this. But since I had Shoebox on stage with me I decided to premiere the latest Stupid Rap Battles. This one features me as a three-legged dog, and Shoebox as a fancy cup of coffee. This was the end result. Chris Mezzolesta was the pre-recorded announcer. This recording is from the 2026 MarsCon Fundraiser Album available now at MarsConComedy.com. Please pick up a copy and help out the comedy-music track. Lyrics, music, vocals: Tom Rockwell, Tim Crist Announcer: Chris Mezzolesta

This week Devo is bragging about his big day off! We get it, dude, you don't need to rub it in. Meanwhile, Tom Smith is celebrating President's Day with an ode to the commander-in-chief, Mucky Pup is in an amorous mood to spite the mysterious smell, and Insane Ian is bringing us all the pork. For some reason. 1. "Somebody No One Wants to Know" by Tom Smith 2. "You Stink but I Love You" by Mucky Pup 3. News of the Stupid! 4. "48 Hours of Pork Live at MarsCon 2025" by Insane Ian Tom Smith is at TomSmith.bandcamp.com Mucky Pup is on your favorite streaming service and singer Chris Milnes now sells some interesting wares at MuckyChris.com Insane Ian is at InsaneIan.bandcamp.com Be sure to pick up your copy of the MarsCon 2026 fund raiser compilation by going to MarsConComedy.com and click on 'SHOP' Thank you to our Patreon backers for making this show possible!!!

A while back, I asked folks to suggest song titles, and I would write something based on the title alone. It was a fun expereiment, and maybe I should revisit it again. That said, it did yield this: one of the dumbest songs I've ever written (and honestly, a favorite of mine and Ben, my producer and co-writer of this melodical malady). This track of course comes from the Marscon 2026 Comedy Music Track Funraiser MP3 Album which you can purchase now to help cover the Hotel Room costs for this year's Comedy Music acts, and features almost 4 hours of live comedy music performances and other miscelaneous banter that more often than not features me, as I also emcee'd the event last year.

I had this silly notion for a song, putting Tom Petty together with Rocky and Bullwinkle... and it just wouldn't go away, and it made me giggle. So here ya go. Music: Tom Petty Lyrics :SG, Stephen "burpo" Debonrepos, Niamh Bagnell Guitars, drums, bass, keyboards, vocals, arrangement, production: SG Rocky and Announcer: The Luke "The Great Luke Ski" Sienkowski Bullwinkle: Dale Jones Helpful help: Susan "Sulu" Dubow

This week Devo is making the Superbowl great again! Meanwhile, John D Cundle is afraid of Americans, Sea Hawk is bragging about having friends, and Massively Offensive is ticking off the old bucket list. Go America! 1. "Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Bunny?" by John D. Cundle 2. "Friends with Friends" by Sea Hawk 3. News of the Stupid! 4. "Bucket List" by Massively Offensive John D Cundle is on YouTube She-Ra and the Princesses of Power will be on Netflix until the 20th Massively Offensive is at MassivelyOffensive.com Be sure to pick up your copy of the MarsCon 2026 fund raiser compilation by going to MarsConComedy.com and clicking on 'SHOP' Thank you to our Patreon backers for making this show possible!!!

Dr. Sarcofiguy impersonates Phyllis Diller in a song that is an ode to yesteryear's "MY BOYFRIEND'S BACK AND THERE'S GONNA BE TROUBLE!". Alas, her boyfriend in this case? That amorous amphibian from the deep: THE CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON! THE LAGOON CREATURE FROM THE BLACK (IS ON THE ATTACK) by John Dimes Produced and Arranged by Craig Conley But with: THE SARCOFIGUY RAP by The Grave Mood Rings (Craig Conley and Michael Warwick)

I wrote Putin on a Bear after noticing how easily power turns into performance. Big egos, bigger symbols, and a world that sometimes feels more like political cosplay than leadership. The song stays light on purpose. I figured if things are already absurd, there's no need to shout. A raised eyebrow does the job. If it makes you laugh, hum along, or briefly wonder how we got here, that's enough for me. This is a small reminder that when authority starts demanding awe, laughter can still be an option. Blombird

This week Devo is keeping us bundled up and warm! Good thing too! Meanwhile, Blake Porter is working in a warehouse, Worm Quartet is taking our breath away, and The Stupendium is getting wild with the Muppets. It's time to get things started! 1. "I Work in a Warehouse" by Blake Porter 2. "Dumb Parody Idea: Fly Me to the Moon" by Worm Quartet 3. News of the Stupid! 4. "Unlikely Cyphers: The Muppets" by The Stupendium Blake Porter is on YouTube Worm Quartet is at WormQuartet.com The Stupendium is at StupendiumStore.com Don't forget to pick up your copy of the MarsCon 2026 fund raiser compilation by going to MarsConComedy.com and clicking on 'SHOP' Thank you to our Patreon backers for making this show possible!!!

"Bucket List" is what happens when a man misunderstands a STD diagnosis, comes to terms with his mortality, and decides to write an unlistenable song about it. Music video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqZE4vBkR4g

In this segment Devo talks about the FuMP's newsletter project, his audiobook narrations, The FuMP 114, a slowdown in acting, MarsCon, and more! Music in this episode: "Don't Get Me Started" by Jimmy O'Donnell, "I Was in the Weird Al Pit at Riot Fest" by Worm Quartet, "My Wife's In A Five-Way" by Steve Goodie, and "Smogberry Pie" by Tony Goldmark.

A tribute to all the Flat Earthers, 1st Amendment Auditors, Sovereign Citizens and other "colorful characters" who live and breathe on social media!

This week Devo has brand new shovels for everyone! Oh, wait, he only brought one for himself. Ugh, I'll get the snow-weasels. Meanwhile, Devo and Shoebox have a battle for the ages, Steve Goodie has some apparently timeless complaints, and Uncle Floyd is full of shhhhhaving cream. Be nice and clean, y'all. 1. "Stupid Rap Battles 4: Dog vs. Coffee Live at MarsCon 2025" by Devo Spice 2. "Fuck Trump and Vance Live at MarsCon 2025" by Steve Goodie 3. News of the Stupid! 4. "Shaving Cream Punk Lyrics" by "Uncle Floyd" Vivino and Oogie Devo Spice is at DevoSpice.com Worm Quartet is at WormQuartet.com Steve Goodie is at SteveGoodie.com Uncle Floyd is at UncleFloyd.net Be sure to pick up your copy of the MarsCon 2026 fundraiser compilation by going to MarsConComedy.com and clicking on 'Shop' Thank you to our Patreon backers for making this show possible!!!

Being a step parent requires sacrifice and responsibility... the former of which is never really talked about (at least on sites that don't require age verification). Parody to "Manchild" by Sabrina Carpenter. Written and Performed: Dino-Mike Wife Voice: Lindsay Smith Step Daughter Voice and Model: Kendra Shepherd Produced, Mixed and Mastered: Bob Emmet

I love the riff in "Hazy Shade Of Winter" almost as much as I hate what is happening to our country. So I put em together. Happy MLK Day, everyone! Music: Paul Simon Guitars, bass, drums, keyboards, vocals, arrangement, production: SG Lyrics: SG, Timothy J Weber, Niamh Bagnell, Eileen Favorite Backing vocals: Timothy J Weber Helpful help: Susan "Sulu" Dubow

This week Devo brought a cheese platter to share! Personally, I thought the show was cheesy enough, but here we are! Meanwhile, On company Time talks nutrition, Drew Jacobs is flexing his superpowers, and John Mulaney is having the best meal of his life, with Tom Jones. 1. "Meat and Cheese" by On Company Time 2. "The Greatest Superpower of Mine" by Drew Jacobs 3. News of the Stupid! 4. "Salt and Pepper Diner" by John Mulaney On Company Time is at OCTmusic.com Drew Jacobs is at DrewJacobs.com John Mulaney is at JohnMulaney.com Thank you to our Patreon backers for making this show possible!!!

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The narrator of this song can't help telling dad jokes. But she's not a dad. Parody of Golden by Huntrix

This week Devo is teaching us how to emerge victorious when it really matters... in video games! Meanwhile, Psychostick is throwing us a party, Tom Smith is showing off his multi-unit unit, and The Holderness Family has some cleaning to do. Go Team! 1. "You Beat the Game" by Psychostick 2. "Six Transit Genitalia Centauri" by Tom Smith 3. News of the Stupid! 4. "Trash Car" by The Holderness Family Psychostick is at Psychostick.com Tom Smith is at TomSmith.bandcamp.com The Holderness Family are on YouTube Thank you to our Patreon backers for making this show possible!!!

This song is a love letter to Jim Hopper: small-town police chief, full-time dad, part-time monster decapitator, and walking OSHA violation in a Hawaiian shirt. It's got synths, keytar, mustache energy, and the unshakable belief that abs are optional if you punch Russians and glare at Demogorgons hard enough. Turn it up, eat your vitamins, and here's a public service announcement for you - don't mess with Jim.

I don't know about you, but the power of Taco Bell hits me sometimes after I enjoy items from their bountious (but still recovering from the deep item slashing of 2020) menu. That made me think, who needs a laxative when Taco Bell's a much tastier solution! So had to write a song about it. And since I wanted to try a lot of different styles for the debut album, I thought a foray into mariachi was perfect for this one (no latin/mariachi catagory in the drop down so picked pop!) I know there are several other funny songs about the Bell, but don't miss this hot fresh one! Video for this song. Please Follow and Subscribe at YouTube, TT, and IG (@kurplunkmusic) for new funny videos! Most songs from the new album can be heard (and seen!) at our YouTube channel plus behind the scenes content: https://www.youtube.com/@Kurplunkmusic/videos More info and links to all our socials at www.kurplunk.lol

This week Devo is ringing in the new year by fighting chaos with more chaos! It's just crazy enough to work. Meanwhile, Toby Danger is turning things Upside Down with Jim, Kill Karl shares some great holiday advice, and Knuckleheadz have the farts. Why? Because it's funny, that's why! Strap in, it's gonna be a wild year. 1. "Don't Mess with Jim" by Toby Danger 2. Best of News of the Stupid! 3. "Don't Shit Where You Eat" by Kill Karl 4. News of the Stupid! 5. "Fart Cuz It's Funny" by Knuckleheadz Toby Danger is at TobyDanger.com Kill Karl is at KillKarl.com Knuckleheadz are at Knuckleheadz.bandcamp.com Thank you to our Patreon backers for making this show possible!!!

You know the drill: It's time to sober up, hit the gym, pick up an actual book, and become your best self. At least until next weekend. Resolution 9: M. Spaff Sumsion: Lyrics Robert Lund: Vocals, instruments, production, what have you "My Favorite Things" is by Rodgers and Hammerstein. To our fan: Yes, this is an updated version of a song from Elves Gone Wild!

In this segment Devo talks about his new Christmas EP, his 40th anniversary of making music, his Virtual Comedy Show appearance, various other projects, and more! Music in this episode: Santa by Devo Spice, Hobby Lobby Christmas by Pony Death Ride, Mr. Yuletide by Insane Ian, We Do A Christmas by Worm Quartet, and Die Hard Is A Christmas Movie, Too by Toby Danger

The Suffolk and Goode Players take on the Gig Economy in this parody of "Scarborough Fair/Canticle," an old English folk tune arranged by Martin Carthy and Paul Simon, who also added some lyrics and recorded it with Art Garfunkel. Our version had lyrics by Dale Leopold, Chris Mezzolesta arranged it and played acoustic guitar, bass guitar and virtual harpsichord and bells, and sung by Chris, Lori Furth and Karyn O'Bryant. Like the SandG version, there's a "Canticle" counter-melody that takes aim at the greed and callousness of those at the top. Enjoy!

This week Devo is bringing us the final episode of Manic Mondays!!! The final episode this year, I mean. Meanwhile, Moneyshot Cosmonauts are feelin' fine about the end of the year, Bob Rivers is getting ahead of his resolutions, and Steve Goodie laments the end of an era. Happy New Year Y'all!! 1. "It's the End of the Year and We Know It as Christmas Time" by Moneyshot Cosmonauts 2. "New Years Resolution" by Bob Rivers 3. News of the Stupid! 4. "There Will Be No Funny 25 in 2025" by Steve Goodie Moneyshot Cosmonauts is on TheFuMP Bob Rivers is at BobRivers.com Steve Goodie is at SteveGoodie.com Thank you to our Patreon backers for making this show possible!!!

Giant humanoid robots fighting battles in space! They're one of the coolest things imaginable, but they're also financially impractical and physically improbable, and the guy in charge of them inevitably ends up being some kind of corrupt, child-abusing weirdo. So why do we keep building them? Because they're one of the coolest things imaginable! Join our beleagured general as he attempts to justify his indefensible purchasing and staffing decisions

Every year or so, someone with inside knowledge announces a date upon which the world will definitely end. So everyone hunkers down, and then the only thing that happens is every radio station plays R.E.M.'s "It's the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine)." The apocalyptic event you actually can bank on is an annual occurrence called the Holiday Season. Thus, this. Three Wise Guys: M. Spaff Sumsion: Lyrics Chris Mezzolesta: Vocals Bob Emmet: Instruments, production, Christmas Easter eggs More credits: The original song is by Bill Berry, Peter Buck, Mike Mills, and Michael Stipe. "The Little Drummer Boy" is by Katherine Kennicott Davis. "Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire" is by Bob Rivers. "Forty movies with Will Ferrell" is from Fountains of Wayne's "A Road Song." "Christmas Karol" (with a K) is by Edmund Wells.

This week Devo is giving free hair stylings! I hope I get a bouffant! Meanwhile, Jazz Emu is being the change they want to see this season, Christopher Bowes is chillin with baby Jesus, and Lauren Mayer is keeping it low key this Hanukkah. Ho ho ho, now you have a podcast. 1. "The True Meaning of the Season" by Jazz Emu 2. "Baby Jesus" by Christopher Bowes 3. News of the Stupid! 4. "A Minor Song For a Minor Holiday" by Lauren Mayer Jazz Emu is at JazzEmu.com Christopher Bowes is at asdfgfa.bandcamp.com Lauren Mayer is at LaurenMayer.com Thank you to our Patreon backers for making this show possible!!!

Grandpa Seamonkey tucks the young FuMPlings in on Christmas Eve with an update of a Christmas classic, fine tuned for 2025 and probably at least 3 more years. So, egg yer nogs, bough them hollies, and for God's sakes hide those Christmas tamales! Featuring the voice talents of: Devo Spice! Insane Ian! the great Luke Ski! ShoEboX! Carla Ulbrich! Chris Mezzolesta! Jared Ringold! and featuring Rob Balder as Jesus Christ! Niceness Is Comically Easy... just be N.I.C.E.! May Seamonkey bless us, every one!

If you're familiar with a certain very-not-politically-correct song* of Frank Zappa's, which concerns the really problematic activities of young women aboard certain tour buses... then you'll recognize this tune. If you're not, well... look it up if you're really in the mood for inappropriate lyrics with crazy-cool production. Music: Frank Zappa Lyrics, guitars, bass, drums, percussion, vocals, arrangement, production: SG Voice of Mary: Kendra Shepherd Harmonica: Chris "Freight Train" Floyd Helpful help: Niamh Bagnell Many thanks to the great Gary Talley for the use of his Sitar-Guitar! * "Crew Slut" is the very-not-politically-correct Zappa song in question

A parody of "Feliz Navidad" by Jose Feliciano. New lyrics by Dave Guhlow.

This week Devo is teaching us some neat time-travel techniques, just in time for the holiday season! Meanwhile, Trevor Strong is having a blessed cat-astrophe, Phoenix Rose Tale is petitioning Santa, and Red Peters has a bad case of Christmas gas. Oof. 1. "Cat in the Christmas Tree" by Trevor Strong 2. "I Want a Different President for Christmas" by Phoenix Rose Tale 3. News of the Stupid! 4. "The Fart That Ruined Christmas" by Red Peters Trevor Strong is at TrevorStrong1.bandcamp.com Phoenix Rose Tale is on Facebook and Instagram Red Peters is on your favorite streaming service Thank you to our Patreon backers for making this show possible!!!

Jewish holiday music tends to be dark and depressing - fortunately, Hanukkah is a 'minor' holiday, so it fits!

Breaking up on Christmas

Bigfoot's got a sister and she's hot as hell.

This week Devo is spiking the eggnog! NOW it's a party! He's also airing some beef with Jolly Old Saint Nick. Meanwhile, Robert Lund and Spaff smell like Otto the bus driver's jacket for some reason, and Psychostick are hitting the buffet. Ho ho ho. 1. "Santa" by Devo Spice 2. "Wasted on the Sleigh Not-Cappella Version" by Robert Lund and Spaff 3. News of the Stupid! 4. "e�t" by Psychostick Devo Spice is at DevoSpice.com and the new Ridiculous Christmas EP is available at DevoSpice.bandcamp.com Robert Lund is at RobertLund.com and the new Christmas with The FuMP Volume 3 compilation is available at TheFuMP.com or TheFuMP.bandcamp.com Psychostick is at Psychostick.com Thank you to our Patreon backers for making this show possible!!!

At last, a holiday song for vegetarians! Hear what critics are calling "the most overstimulating 2 minutes since your uncle made that concerning toast at Thanksgiving dinner".An outtake from Trevor Goober's upcoming holiday EP, "Traditional Christmas Carols for Normal People".

Recently I asked people for another batch of ridiculous ideas for Christmas songs. I got over 70 suggestions and rather than just choose one I decided to do multiple songs and release an EP. The Ridiculous Christmas EP is now available featuring this and three additional tracks. This song was suggested by Scott Morgan who said "How about a parody of Eminem's Stan, writing to Santa?" My first inclination was to reject it because this is a good idea, not a ridiculous idea, but I kept coming back to it. Then I googled to see if anyone else had already done it and yes, several had, including SNL. So I rejected it again. But I couldn't get it out of my head. Eventually I said screw it and just started writing. I got a few other suggestions for songs that I didn't make into full songs but I did use as individual lines in this song. Those were from Steven Shilling and Roberta Maher and are called out in the lyrics. Lyrics: Tom Rockwell Music: Trevor Morgan Vocals: Tom Rockwell, Whitney Morgan, Chris Mezzolesta Parody of "Stan" by Eminem

A song for the next mayor of NYC and his haters.

This week Devo is talking about the hottest trending trends that ever trended a trend. Meanwhile, Jesse Welles has a great job opportunity, Insane Ian is doing... something... I think? And There I Ruined It is ruining Creed. Wait, is that even possible? Sorry Rudolph. 1. "Join ICE" by Jesse Welles 2. "You Better Watch Out" by Insane Ian 3. News of the Stupid! 4. "Creed Sings Rudolph" by There I Ruined It Jesse Welles is at WellesMusic.com Insane Ian is at InsaneIan.com and InsaneIan.bandcamp.com There I Ruined It is on YouTube Thank you to our Patreon backers for making this show possible!!!

"Most people don't know the words to Deck the Halls, so they just go falalalala. I find that disrespectful to Christmas, so I sing all the words. Like this." M. Spaff Sumsion: Concept and falalalyrics Macy Lund: Vocals Robert Lund: Vocals, instruments, production, what have you. "Deck the Halls" has 1862 lyrics by Thomas Oliphant to "Nos Galan," a 16th-century Welsh carol. (New lyrics to an existing melody? Can you even do that?)

In this segment Devo talks about his new Christmas EP, a short film, the local film festival, his first gig as a sound guy, a new acting class, writing new songs, his callback, and more. Music in this episode - "Glory Hole" by Steve Goodie, "I Was in the Weird Al Pit at Riot Fest" by Worm Quartet, "Sooner or Later Love is Gonna Fart - The Belle Isle Rats," and "Everything Hurts" by Via Bella

This week Devo has a line on a Turkey Day spread like no other! Meanwhile, Toby Danger is already 3 turkey legs deep, Worm Quartet is flexing hard, and Hunterix is doing what a Hunterix do. Demons beware! 1. "The Thanksgiving Song" by Toby Danger 2. "I Was in the Weird Al Pit at Riot Fest" by Worm Quartet 3. News of the Stupid! 4. "How It's Done" by Hunterix Toby Danger is at TobyDangerBand.com Worm Quartet is at WormQuartet.com KPop Demon Hunter is on Netflix and songs by Hunterix can be found on your favorite streaming platform Thank you to our Patreon backers for making this show possible!!!

When Paula Cole released her breezy country/Americana ballad "Where Have All The Cowboys Gone?" in 1996, she was irritated by the fact her fans missed one key attribute: She'd meant it to be ironic. This tidbit was largely overlooked by her fans, the critics, and even Wikipedia, which notes: "The first two verses explore infatuation and discovery; a bridge expresses disillusionment, and a final verse changes to despair." (Kind of a metaphor for our entire music career, actually.) Of course, that's Wikipedia for you - and looking at the rest of the entry, I'm hard-pressed to find anything else they got right about this song, either. Much like our version. So why the confusion? Maybe, back in the 90s, people didn't know what irony was, until another song came along to explain it: apparently, it's like rai-yeee-ain on your weddingggggg day. Glad we got that cleared up. But here's what I DON'T get. Back in the day - say around the time of Elvis - a whole lotta US states (including California) were actually part of Mexico. (We won them in a poker game.) Today, a lot of American citizens in those states can actually trace their lineage back to that time. So the fact that our government is deporting citizens from states they no longer like anyway, and which used to be Mexico, back to modern-day Mexico, smacks of irony to me. ~ Bob Bad hombres: M. Spaff Sumsion: Lyrics Zelda Pinwheel: Lead and backing vocals Chris Mezzolesta: Kokomo vocals, epilogue Bob Emmet: Concept, all instruments, production, etcetera

This week Devo is taking us to the park! Wait, this isn't the way to the park. What's going on here? Meanwhile, Trevor Strong is having his cat rebuilt, bigger, faster, stronger, Randy Rainbow is going on about the big orange cat, and the Austin Lounge Lizards are spreading the good word. Praise be. 1. "Ten Thousand Dollar Cat" by Trevor Strong 2. "Big Phony Schmuck" by Randy Rainbow 3. News of the Stupid! 4. "Jesus Loves Me But He Can't Stand You" by Austin Lounge Lizards Trevor Strongs new album can be found at TrevorStrong1.bandcamp.com Randy Rainbow is at RandyRainbow.com Austin Lounge Lizards are at AustinLoungeLizards.com Thank you to our Patreon backers for making this show possible!!!

This week Devo is taking us to the big show! I sure hope he got us good seats. Meanwhile, Spinal Tap is STILL rocking... somehow... and even Beth Patterson is all tapped out, and Shockwire is just playing it cool. Nothing to see here. 1. "Rocking in the Urn" by Spinal Tap 2. "All Tapped Out" by Beth Patterson 3. News of the Stupid! 4. "I Drive the Speed Limit 'Cause There's Drugs in the Car" by Shockwire Spinal Tap is on your favorite streaming service Beth Patterson is at BethPattersonMusic.com Shockwire is at Shockwire.bandcamp.com Thank you to our Patreon backers for making this show possible!!!