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Mike and I have been friends for more than 20 years and we've always been able to make each other laugh with the crazy crap we talk about. Now we're giving you a look into our sick minds. Take a trip into our world through stories, characters, and anythin

Eric and Mike


    • May 8, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 187 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from Blue Collar Schmucks

    04-012-25

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2025 85:17


    I take my girls to Great Adventure for the first time and it does not go well for me.

    04-12-25

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2025 111:40


    Mike brings his buddy Carlos on to talk some shit.

    04-05-25

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2025 103:11


    The Fury returns and we talk a little aliens, a little guns, and a little shit.

    03-29-25

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2025 61:44


    We talk about all the crap happening in NJ right. Corrupt police chiefs, sink holes, and asshole politicians NJ has them all.

    03-22-25

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2025 95:59


    The Fury returns for some more conspiracies.

    Wrong Handed Shooter Eps. 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2025 27:43


    When I'm away the boys will play.... with their guns. Mike and Nick were suppossed to be starting an episode but couldn't stop stroking their guns,

    03-15-25

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2025 79:56


    This week we start off talking about some work orders that are perfect example of what's wrong with the world, we talk about the girl uses a relay baton as weapon, and the poosibility of a DOGE check.

    03-08-25

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2025 58:29


    This week we talk about the premiere of the new Daredevil, dreams that make you mad when you wake up, and more, Check out our YouTube channel to see what we have on our WhatsApp.

    03-01-25

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2025 85:52


    This recording is over 3 1/2 hours long, so I cut it in 2 parts. This is the first part. For part 2 check out our YouTube channel.

    The UFO Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2025 116:59


    The fury returns and we talk UFO's

    The Demon Dragon

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2025 156:11


    In this episode we talk a little about Elon Musk and his work in DOGE, we come up with the perfect female Silver Surfer movie, and we have a lot on WhatsApp.

    To the Comments

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2025 120:55


    Snow, earthquakes, kids, and politics, then some good comments on WhatsApp

    That Was Fucking Grit

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2025 184:19


    We talk about some UFO videos that are surfacing and there's a lot on the WhatsApp. Episode video links: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DDjSY6bySva/?igsh=bnFqcmdnMWx3NzZr https://www.instagram.com/reel/DFPjtYyO3CA/?igsh=MWJ0eWlhdG9mMjFtdw== https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1EwVpe4pAQ/ https://www.facebook.com/share/v/15dm8cv8mF/ https://www.instagram.com/reel/DFSjkY8uwQ0/?igsh=MTRuamlldTNtOXk3OA== https://youtube.com/shorts/Yz-vuWBFvAo?si=QjQOlZh5ehj7NKW8 https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1A89BsgrAe/ https://youtube.com/shorts/sEqy3kQHQL4?si=Rhz3l4yUCYTjRSDc https://www.instagram.com/reel/DFQeWYcxrBD/?igsh=MTVjdHNtbWpnbXNjdw== https://www.instagram.com/reel/DFMoRd3xJdI/?igsh=MWd6MmlweHRocHh0Zw== https://www.facebook.com/share/v/18F3DojQkb/ https://www.facebook.com/share/r/14wgZaFLbg/ https://www.instagram.com/reel/DE4dYI2Rcd_/?igsh=NHo4eThkZGF0NXV3 https://www.facebook.com/share/1BTnsfqt9V/ https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1HyPKZywzV/ https://www.instagram.com/reel/DFZz9nWR4_x/?igsh=dzNsMXNpNnF2NXo3 https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1BX88kBrLs/ https://www.facebook.com/share/15upMRBBeV/ https://x.com/libertycappy/status/1884846972655321395?s=48 https://youtu.be/17CLlZuiBkQ?si=QSTXRV1KjG9XKIHk https://youtube.com/shorts/xYhUwd_qAUo?si=YldF-BjHdOUnPq4S https://www.facebook.com/share/r/19mSPNg86H/ https://www.facebook.com/share/r/18HtMSu9Te/ https://www.instagram.com/reel/DEM___uO7xI/?igsh=Ym9sbjBwaDM5emls https://www.instagram.com/reel/DDuOl8kx5cU/?igsh=OG92azhnOHVzODhm https://www.instagram.com/reel/DFPztEzCOSR/?igsh=MXAwMmhmOXoxbW5nbA== https://www.instagram.com/reel/DDJpf_uR_mx/?igsh=dzlldXI1NW5nYWd6 https://www.instagram.com/reel/DFX-fekuMx5/?igsh=dWJiaDdlajB4YmV5 https://www.instagram.com/reel/DFBH419Jz9z/?igsh=MXByNmZvdG90NGpjcQ== https://www.facebook.com/share/r/12FiEKnP7Qh/ https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1B4arpp77o/ https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1DHndapctr/ https://www.facebook.com/share/15LynWv8ZV/ https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1Bem2iM5p5/ https://www.hindustantimes.com/world-news/mysterious-help-signs-spotted-on-google-maps-near-los-angeles-shipping-yard-101737958763143.html https://x.com/dom_lucre/status/1883640322737008871 https://www.reddit.com/r/iamverybadass/s/MgNuIN11c4

    Shut the F*** Up

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2025 130:37


    Finally, we can say it to these liberal taints. Any way Nick is off celebrating his birthday so naturally me and Mike talk shit.

    Oh Man That's Cold

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2025 182:10


    We complain about the cold snap in the tri-state area and check out the WhatsApp. Video Links:

    The Best WhatsApp Yet!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2025 100:32


    Mike and I play some funny shit from WhatsApp. Here are the links to the videos: https://www.facebook.com/share/r/94SXM4nie2zQE44E/ https://www.facebook.com/share/r/gDi6sFsDfQSUzxiX/ https://www.instagram.com/reel/DEBQyxzShAK/?igsh=MXRhN3dybDU3end6 https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1Bc4WotZvwGr2EG2/ https://www.instagram.com/reel/DEIE-zSJmXJ/?igsh=bWwyMzJrZXgyOGxs https://www.facebook.com/share/r/6tdxtV1VzESXm1bE/ https://www.facebook.com/share/r/W93SUqQN8vFKRrNy/ https://www.facebook.com/share/r/52jH7y51irZhkdgx/ https://www.facebook.com/share/r/EXdAtATfnG48yY7e/ https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1BhuB3AX33/ https://youtu.be/l7OihyehgtI?si=Vhz0Don7JKnh-5Kg

    JAK8OY

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 9, 2025 130:00


    In this episode we about new years celebration, Mike and Nick's new toys, some videos, and some old funny stories

    Christmas with the Schmucks

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 2, 2025 85:32


    Mike and I get on for a little Christmas night and check the WhatsApp.

    Geriatric Poon Powder

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2024 132:49


    Mike's just gross

    The Fury Returns

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2024 101:01


    My father Gray Fury returns! We talk about the drones invading NJ, Fury plays some of his music for us and Mike almost get me to commit murder.

    Whatcha Thinkin 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2024 27:20


    Just some more ridiculous phone conversations

    Leftovers

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2024 106:00


    We talk about Thanksgivings, and of course it gets disgusting. We discuss the best action heros and our favorite completed television series. We also talk about some aggravating commercials.

    Happy Thanksgiving!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2024 137:56


    This episode has nothing to do with Thanksgiving other than the fact that I released it on Thanksgiving, but Mike gets pissed at another commercial, we talk about Biden sending on the path to WW III, and we talk about some old Hickstory stories.

    Splatter Matter

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2024 109:32


    We're still living all these liberals loosing their shit in the Internet and now they have a cruise. Mike births another shitcow and we just talk some more ridiculous shit.

    U.S.A., U.S.A., U.S.A.

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2024 131:12


    We talk about Trump's landslide victory, we make fun of liberals loosing it, and we tell some ghost stories.

    Nick's Day Off

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2024 130:18


    It's old school BCS with just me and Mike and we come up with some ridiculous shit.

    Shiver in the River

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2024 183:33


    In this episode we blow up an up-and-coming artist with his hit "Shiver" and we talk more about weather modification and more.

    Come Back King

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2024 116:27


    Episode 158, we talk about if a car crash video is setup or not, the new storm trooper "Sister", and Corey Feldman's music career

    Knuckle Head

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2024 140:57


    We discuss the VP debate, the weirdness of Tim Walz. and more. P.S. sorry about the white noise for a little, I was covering some copyrighted material. Check out the poll and let us know who you're voting for.

    My Computer's Last Stand

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2024 107:14


    This is the last episode I record on my slow shitty computer, and it's a good episode!

    Censor This

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2024 154:05


    Adam and Milone are back

    Your My Favorite

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2024 90:25


    Nick's a little late getting on the show so me Mike talk a little shit, we also discuss a video exposing Kamala Harris as the piece of garbage she is, we watch a brutal slap battle and talk some more ridiculous shit

    153

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2024 137:09


    This one was recorded a couple weeks ago

    Uh oh, I Gotta Go

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2024 90:09


    I tell some stories from my recent camping trip, and Mike eats a man's diet and almost shits his pants again

    Olympic Gold

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2024 128:06


    Let's talk some Olympics,at least the most ridiculous parts anyway. I saw Deadpool & Wolverine so we review that and more

    LiLu My Bag

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2024 112:51


    Are you kidding me with the opening ceremony t the Olympics... unbelievable

    Debate This

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2024 122:19


    This is episode we recorded about a month ago and just never released it. It was right after the presidential debate, so we talk about that, we also watch an episode of Naked Attraction, gross, and Mike tells us about a new way to absorb vitamin D

    Big American Balls

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2024 102:20


    Of course we're talking about the attempted Trump assassination. We might also mention a few celebrity deaths that happened but mainly we talk aboutthe failed attempt on Trump's life and all the everything surrounding it

    Nerding Out

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2024 126:45


    This week we nerd out a little with our guest Bill, as we talk Star Wars, comics and movies.

    Is That a Butt Plug

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2024 113:06


    The new military draft, butt plugs and the WNBA.

    A New Schmuck

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 3, 2024 120:58


    History is made in this episode when we bring on a third schmuck. He's a fan favorite and a perfect fit on the show. Introducing the new Blue Collar Schmuck, the Miami crocodile hunter himself, Nick Tuduri!Send us a Text Message.

    Daddy Chill

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2024 121:16


    Here Mike tells us about a hill billie block party, we talk about people going back down to the titanic in a coffin,  and Nick joins us again and bring a geat video with a new drop.

    Mike Shits His Pants... Again

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2024 72:14


    Mike eats too much and gases him self out again and we talk about some more stupid shit

    We Talk Guns!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2024 107:06


    The Miami Crocodile Hunter returns, and we talk guns! Well Mike and Nick talk guns, I just listened and learned. 

    There's Something About..., Wait, What

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2024 59:21


    Mike eats a huge dinner and shits his pants through the whole episode, we talk about an old messed up dating show, and we have another commercial break.

    Things Straight Guys Can't do

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2024 86:56


    In this episode we talk about the things straight men can't do without people assuming they're gay. 

    The Stupidity is Out of Control

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2024 99:34


    The stupidity in the world is truly out of control. Mike and I deal with a lot of stupidity at our jobs, and kids don't know the difference between Karaoke and Karaoke. Then we discuss the difference between a cool crime and a disgusting crime. Mike says he saw a UFO at work. We talk about the new Deadpool trailer and our hopes that Disney doesn't mess it up.

    The Joys of Being a Girl Dad

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2024 106:21


    I explain the joy of raising girls, Mike almost died on his way to work, Marvel destroys another movie, and we review Willy Wanker and the Chocolate Factory.

    We Want Our Turn

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2024 119:06


    Mike and I are pretty much miserable old men as it is, but we still want out turn to be miserable old men, and in this episode, we tell you why.  We also do another classic top 5 list and talk about schools getting out early for the eclipse.

    Sex doll or Wife?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2024 111:18


    In this episode we talk some more about the misery of getting old, the amazing advances they're making with sex dolls, Elon Musk and the Nuralink, and the disturbing Oscar winning movie Poor Things.

    Hobby Horsing Around

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2024 82:58


    Nico shows Mike his Mario skills and messed up his face, the Silver Surfer will remain a man, and Hobby Horsing in the Olympics?.

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