Mike and I have been friends for more than 20 years and we've always been able to make each other laugh with the crazy crap we talk about. Now we're giving you a look into our sick minds. Take a trip into our world through stories, characters, and anythin
In this sprawling, emotionally charged, and hilariously chaotic episode, the Schmucks welcome Adam Wall—aka the Crippled Cannabis Cowboy—for a wild ride through stem cell treatments, firearms logistics, cannabis cultivation, and nostalgic monkey tales. From DeMatteo's garage updates to Eric's hotel-style safe and Zoom fee woes, the crew dives deep into personal struggles, fundraising triumphs, and the absurd economics of podcasting. They riff on Thanksgiving Eve pizza sales, AI-generated animal videos, and the legality of force reset triggers, while Adam shares his journey with MS and his fight to fund life-saving treatment. The gang also explores jiu-jitsu injuries, Porsche headlight heists, and the shadowy influence of the Rothschilds—all before losing video connection and watching comedy sketches. It's a whirlwind of grit, gratitude, and gun grease, with just enough monkey business to keep it Schmucky.https://www.gofundme.com/f/b2srm-help-save-adams-life?attribution_id=sl:ba5c71b4-3cf4-4da6-8d57-d17c09c85b46&lang=en_US&ts=1762121547https://crippledcannabiscowboy.com/
In this episode of Blue Collar Schmucks, Grey Fury joins DeMatteo and Eric for a wild ride through veteran struggles, chemical warfare, alien conspiracies, and moon landing skepticism, while riffing on AI-generated soul music, celebrity heights, and Hollywood rumors. The crew swaps personal stories, debates media manipulation, explores ancient artifacts and global catastrophes, and wraps it all in irreverent humor—from washing machine drama to fictional festivals and South Park clips.
This episode of Blue Collar Schmucks ricochets from heartwarming pet rescues to high-caliber gun talk, tech meltdowns, and AI sex doll speculation. Eric shares the tale of Pico, a mouse he saved from a glue trap and turned into a housemate, while Nicholas recounts raising a newborn Chihuahua named Chicky. The crew dives deep into gun permits, holster compatibility, and suppressor tech—peppered with NFL hot takes and Bad Bunny backlash. Amid router reboots and lactose regrets, they spiral into conspiracy theories, Marvel movie trivia, and kangaroo fight hypotheticals. It's chaos, camaraderie, and cosmic curiosity—all in one wild ride.
In this whirlwind episode of Blue Collar Schmucks, the schmucks dive into the surreal and the conspiratorial—from AI-generated videos and Stephen Hawking's imaginary robot battles to bullet trajectory breakdowns in the Charlie Kirk shooting case. They riff on Tylenol myths, missile defense systems, and the ethics of uploading human consciousness. Things get weird with a Florida man's thermos-smuggling stunt, dream-induced police shootings, and Mandalorian-themed firearms. The gang also explores ancient energy theories, Agenda 2030 paranoia, and Katie Porter's viral interview, all while swapping stomach virus stories and bathroom survival hacks. It's a chaotic blend of tech, crime, comedy, and cosmic speculation.
In this whirlwind episode, the Blue Collar Schmucks dive headfirst into Eric's gun permit saga, conspiracy theories, and AI-generated chaos. From e-bike homicides and Sharia law fears to UFO missile deflections and Elon Musk's camera-packed phone, the crew debates security, sanity, and surveillance. They roast woke Marvel shows, dissect controversial videos, and question everything from vaccinemandates to Amazon hustle culture. Between German party antics, pretzel games, and mug-holding contests, the laughs keep rolling—even as the topics get darker. It's a volatile mix of paranoia, punchlines, and political hot takes, all wrapped in bratwurst and deepfake confusion.
In this chaotic, laugh-packed episode, the Schmucks dive into everything from childhood nostalgia and superhero debates to gun rentals and marketing trends. Eric defends controversial views on law enforcement, shares his firearm wishlist, and questions the legitimacy of a man befriending wolves in a furry suit. The crew riffs on Superman's flaws, Ant-Man's quantum realm, and the mystery of Micronauts licensing. Personal stories fly—from cross country antics and meme-induced hemorrhoid confessions to pancake ingredients and t-shirt ideas. They tackle Section 8 housing, Sydney Sweeney's shoe campaign, and the possibility of a fake alien invasion—all while teasing Nick into bedtime. It's a whirlwind of banter, bold takes, and belly laughs.
In this chaotic yet charming episode of Blue Collar Schmucks, the schmucks dives into a whirlwind of tech troubles, gaming priorities, and TV show hot takes. Nick shares his gamer-first internet strategy while DeMatteo juggles dog drama and family visits. Eric's laptop woes and Zoom glitches spark a round of troubleshooting and laughter, especially as the gang brainstorms wild ways to handle problematic guests—think avatars and absurd filters. TV talk heats up with a roast of The Sandman's second season and a deep dive into Peacemaker's shifting superhero universe. From texting-while-driving dilemmas to voice-to-text mishaps and South Park clips, it's a full-spectrum ride of banter, bugs, and bonding.
In this jam-packed episode of Blue Collar Schmucks, the schmucks riff on everything from camera upgrades and car purchases to ADHD diagnoses and school safety frustrations. They swap stories about hyper kids, sketchy sports spectators, and the politics of classroom discipline. Between laughs about Suzuki Sidekicks and Wham! dance parties, they dive into media madness, global distrust, and the ethics of energy drink sponsorships. It's raw, real, and just the right amount of ridiculous.
In this chaotic, conspiracy-laced episode of Blue Collar Schmucks, the crew dives into everything from gun gear and tech glitches to moon landing skepticism and viral baseball drama. Eric preps for an Echelon shoot while battling Zoom issues, DeMatteo shops for a holster in Recon Fog, and Nicholas shows off his cruise-control car. They debate 9/11 theories, Charlie Kirk's death, and the qualifications of judges, all while riffing on gender studies, cancel culture, and casting controversies in Street Fighter. Toss in a micro-stripper ad, a stabbing on a light rail, and a superintendent's awkward school speech, and you've got one wild ride.
The Schmucks battle tech glitches and dive into everything from AI-generated comedy skits and Dubby Energy sponsorships to skeptical takes on science, history, and identity politics. They riff on suppressor festivals, parenting styles, ADHD diagnoses, and male cheerleader controversies—all while debating the role of AI in education and media authenticity. With pet chaos, radio ad rants, and reflections on societal shifts, this episode is classic Blue Collar Schmucks: raw, irreverent, and unfiltered.
In this episode of Blue Collar Schmucks, the crew dives into Eric's chaotic camping trip, complete with dog drama, tent escapes, and a leg injury that led to surgery. They swap wild stories—from teen catfishing and slow golf cart rage to luxury license plates and nipple rings at campgrounds. Technical glitches and internet woes pepper the episode, while the guys riff on tattoos, martial arts videos, and Eric's infamous “big Coke in my mouth” slip-up. With fairground adventures, gun talk, and back-to-school chaos, it's a full-throttle blend of humor, mishaps, and blue-collar banter.
In this wide-ranging episode of Blue Collar Schmucks, Eric and DeMatteo dive into everything from firearm safety controversies surrounding the SIG P320 to the quirks of camping with pets and electric lawn mowers. They debate holster brands, and share cooling hacks for summer tents. Along the way, they touch on UFOs, conspiracy theories, and the tragic realities of global conflict. With beach livestreams, dental numbing tales, and a possible “drunk show” on the horizon, this episode blends serious talk with classic Schmuck-style chaos.
In this wide-ranging and often humorous episode, the hosts—Eric, Nick, and DeMatteo touched on everything from technical glitches and quirky avatar debates to firearm safety concerns and ancient alien theories. They introduced the show with a playful sponsor plug for Vagisil, discussed Eric's cloud recording setup and expired gun permit, and shared skepticism about celebrity allegations and media narratives. The conversation veered into billing issues, controversial political topics, and the return of the Anunnaki via a Nibiru portal. They explored sci-fi films, Sydney Sweeney's ad backlash, and the flawed Sig P320 pistol, while also celebrating Eric's kids' swim tournament and reminiscing about “Caddyshack.” The episode wrapped with calls to follow their content across streaming platforms.
The Schmucks are locked and loaded this week with Nicholas showing off his custom cerakote firearm, complete with chocolate chip camo and matching mag plates. From gun talk to golf jokes, the crew dives into everything from theater dreams and Happy Gilmore nostalgia to mullet shake-offs and political hot takes. DeMatteo goes off on Obama, Eric gets roasted by a text from Nicholas's wife, and the gang debates circumcision rituals in ultra-Orthodox communities. There's also a fart-in-the-shower story, a sack scraper invention pitch, and a dildo-in-cake video that somehow steals the show. Add in celebrity deaths, parenting drama, and a logo that won't load right—and you've got a classic Blu Collar blend of chaos, comedy, and controversy.
Eric and Nicholas dive headfirst into the weird and wild—from furry camping trips and fake teacher racks in Alaska to mountain lion encounters and kibble-eating stunts. They break down a brutal bull riding accident, roast martial arts demos (yes, groin strikes included), and swap rodeo memories with a side of viral cat-creature chaos. Things get heated with a no-holds-barred take on gun control, and they wrap it all up with injury updates and a hilariously disgusting public restroom story. Buckle up—this one's got claws, cones, and questionable life choices.
In a wide-ranging episode, the Schmucks celebrated their ranking success—reaching the top 100 and notably ranking 69th on an “inappropriate podcast” list—while also airing workplace frustrations, including costly school renovations and unwanted Saturday shifts. Their discussion spanned humorous takes on AI, with ChatGPT and Elon Musk's Mars ambitions, to darker topics like the Epstein case, demonic toy rumors, and AI's potential dangers. They explored UFO theories, true crime stories from Dateline, and strange social trends like people identifying as animals. Wrapping up, they reflected on Coca-Cola's influence on the modern image of Santa and the potential for attracting advertisers through their podcast's growing notoriety
In this wild episode of Blue Collar Schmucks, the crew mixes crude humor with creative hustle. They laugh over absurd video games and fart videos, then dive into gun suppressor tests and editing struggles. The group reviews their parody news skit for Instagram, discusses how they use AI tools like ChatGPT, and touch on hot-button topics like free speech and pride flags. They wrap up with behind-the-scenes stories from a comedy gun range shoot and plans for bigger, better content—on a budget.Ask ChatGPT
Eric and Nick discuss the verdict in the Sean "Diddy" Combs trial, expressing frustration that he was acquitted of serious charges despite overwhelming evidence. They talk about various conspiracy theories and current events, including the influence of wealthy and powerful individuals in Hollywood and politics, a TikTok content creator who identifies as transgender and frequently visits restaurants to document interactions where staff misgender him, and issue of transgender athletes competing in women's sports.
In this episode, Mike and Eric plan to prank Nick, the Schmucks discusses political issues like protests turning violent, and critiques Eric's edited video with animations. They brainstorm comedic animated content and reflect on personal experiences like Eric's move, Nick's fatherhood, and challenges as vet nurses. The conversation also touches on fireworks, neighbors, and video editing fun. Finally, they discuss Pride Month marketing and react to viral videos, including a step ladder accident and kids fighting.
The Schmucks discussed several movies and TV shows, sharing their thoughts on various films including "The Killer of Killers" and "Big Mouth," while also touching on upcoming releases like Spider-Man 4 and The Legend of Zelda. They explored various social and political topics, including firearms, school security, immigration enforcement, and transgender athletes, while sharing personal experiences and opinions on these controversial issues. The conversation concluded with discussions about gaming consoles, classic video games, and AI-generated content, along with reminders about promoting their podcast and social media presence.
Nick and Eric engaged in a wide-ranging conversation covering personal experiences, current events, and technological advancements. They discussed family outings, home improvements, and workplace challenges, while also exploring scientific discoveries and societal issues. The conversation touched on nostalgia for outdated technologies, the impact of AI, and the changing landscape of education and law enforcement, concluding with recommendations for entertainment and plans for future discussions.
I take my girls to Great Adventure for the first time and it does not go well for me.
The Fury returns and we talk a little aliens, a little guns, and a little shit.
We talk about all the crap happening in NJ right. Corrupt police chiefs, sink holes, and asshole politicians NJ has them all.
When I'm away the boys will play.... with their guns. Mike and Nick were suppossed to be starting an episode but couldn't stop stroking their guns,
This week we start off talking about some work orders that are perfect example of what's wrong with the world, we talk about the girl uses a relay baton as weapon, and the poosibility of a DOGE check.
This week we talk about the premiere of the new Daredevil, dreams that make you mad when you wake up, and more, Check out our YouTube channel to see what we have on our WhatsApp.
This recording is over 3 1/2 hours long, so I cut it in 2 parts. This is the first part. For part 2 check out our YouTube channel.
In this episode we talk a little about Elon Musk and his work in DOGE, we come up with the perfect female Silver Surfer movie, and we have a lot on WhatsApp.
Snow, earthquakes, kids, and politics, then some good comments on WhatsApp
We talk about some UFO videos that are surfacing and there's a lot on the WhatsApp. Episode video links: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DDjSY6bySva/?igsh=bnFqcmdnMWx3NzZr https://www.instagram.com/reel/DFPjtYyO3CA/?igsh=MWJ0eWlhdG9mMjFtdw== https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1EwVpe4pAQ/ https://www.facebook.com/share/v/15dm8cv8mF/ https://www.instagram.com/reel/DFSjkY8uwQ0/?igsh=MTRuamlldTNtOXk3OA== https://youtube.com/shorts/Yz-vuWBFvAo?si=QjQOlZh5ehj7NKW8 https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1A89BsgrAe/ https://youtube.com/shorts/sEqy3kQHQL4?si=Rhz3l4yUCYTjRSDc https://www.instagram.com/reel/DFQeWYcxrBD/?igsh=MTVjdHNtbWpnbXNjdw== https://www.instagram.com/reel/DFMoRd3xJdI/?igsh=MWd6MmlweHRocHh0Zw== https://www.facebook.com/share/v/18F3DojQkb/ https://www.facebook.com/share/r/14wgZaFLbg/ https://www.instagram.com/reel/DE4dYI2Rcd_/?igsh=NHo4eThkZGF0NXV3 https://www.facebook.com/share/1BTnsfqt9V/ https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1HyPKZywzV/ https://www.instagram.com/reel/DFZz9nWR4_x/?igsh=dzNsMXNpNnF2NXo3 https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1BX88kBrLs/ https://www.facebook.com/share/15upMRBBeV/ https://x.com/libertycappy/status/1884846972655321395?s=48 https://youtu.be/17CLlZuiBkQ?si=QSTXRV1KjG9XKIHk https://youtube.com/shorts/xYhUwd_qAUo?si=YldF-BjHdOUnPq4S https://www.facebook.com/share/r/19mSPNg86H/ https://www.facebook.com/share/r/18HtMSu9Te/ https://www.instagram.com/reel/DEM___uO7xI/?igsh=Ym9sbjBwaDM5emls https://www.instagram.com/reel/DDuOl8kx5cU/?igsh=OG92azhnOHVzODhm https://www.instagram.com/reel/DFPztEzCOSR/?igsh=MXAwMmhmOXoxbW5nbA== https://www.instagram.com/reel/DDJpf_uR_mx/?igsh=dzlldXI1NW5nYWd6 https://www.instagram.com/reel/DFX-fekuMx5/?igsh=dWJiaDdlajB4YmV5 https://www.instagram.com/reel/DFBH419Jz9z/?igsh=MXByNmZvdG90NGpjcQ== https://www.facebook.com/share/r/12FiEKnP7Qh/ https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1B4arpp77o/ https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1DHndapctr/ https://www.facebook.com/share/15LynWv8ZV/ https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1Bem2iM5p5/ https://www.hindustantimes.com/world-news/mysterious-help-signs-spotted-on-google-maps-near-los-angeles-shipping-yard-101737958763143.html https://x.com/dom_lucre/status/1883640322737008871 https://www.reddit.com/r/iamverybadass/s/MgNuIN11c4
Finally, we can say it to these liberal taints. Any way Nick is off celebrating his birthday so naturally me and Mike talk shit.
We complain about the cold snap in the tri-state area and check out the WhatsApp. Video Links:
Mike and I play some funny shit from WhatsApp. Here are the links to the videos: https://www.facebook.com/share/r/94SXM4nie2zQE44E/ https://www.facebook.com/share/r/gDi6sFsDfQSUzxiX/ https://www.instagram.com/reel/DEBQyxzShAK/?igsh=MXRhN3dybDU3end6 https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1Bc4WotZvwGr2EG2/ https://www.instagram.com/reel/DEIE-zSJmXJ/?igsh=bWwyMzJrZXgyOGxs https://www.facebook.com/share/r/6tdxtV1VzESXm1bE/ https://www.facebook.com/share/r/W93SUqQN8vFKRrNy/ https://www.facebook.com/share/r/52jH7y51irZhkdgx/ https://www.facebook.com/share/r/EXdAtATfnG48yY7e/ https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1BhuB3AX33/ https://youtu.be/l7OihyehgtI?si=Vhz0Don7JKnh-5Kg
In this episode we about new years celebration, Mike and Nick's new toys, some videos, and some old funny stories
Mike and I get on for a little Christmas night and check the WhatsApp.
My father Gray Fury returns! We talk about the drones invading NJ, Fury plays some of his music for us and Mike almost get me to commit murder.
We talk about Thanksgivings, and of course it gets disgusting. We discuss the best action heros and our favorite completed television series. We also talk about some aggravating commercials.
This episode has nothing to do with Thanksgiving other than the fact that I released it on Thanksgiving, but Mike gets pissed at another commercial, we talk about Biden sending on the path to WW III, and we talk about some old Hickstory stories.
We're still living all these liberals loosing their shit in the Internet and now they have a cruise. Mike births another shitcow and we just talk some more ridiculous shit.
We talk about Trump's landslide victory, we make fun of liberals loosing it, and we tell some ghost stories.
It's old school BCS with just me and Mike and we come up with some ridiculous shit.
In this episode we blow up an up-and-coming artist with his hit "Shiver" and we talk more about weather modification and more.
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