Chattin' With Freddie Gregg

“You tell Santa fuck him, because you already got your present--it’s this episode.” -CaraIn the season finale and Christmas Special, Cara and Mallory take a look at their version of a Christmas Carol. Bob is an alcoholic, Tiny Tim (featuring the return of Gazebos Kid) is a theif, Fezziwig is a hipster moron, and Scrooge is a generous man from an unfairly maligned and attacked family. Will the ghosts of Christmas past, present, and future help heal the centuries deep wound that has divided their families, or will the Scrooge name be tarnished forever?

Fed up with the men in power, an actress decides to start murdering men with makeup.

The misadventures of a DJ lover. Mistaking him for her favourite DJ, Kristen Bell accidentally sleeps with his manager instead. How will she ever be able to face any DJ ever again? And worse, why does she seem to be falling in love with him?

In a world first, Mallory and Cara come up with a TV show where you never meet the main character. Inspired by wondering what would happen if you recut Friends to never include Monica (or as they simply put it, 'Friends Without Monica'), your two hosts developa TV show where the main character, an egg marketing executive, is never home and yet their friends are always in their apartment.

Life is a little tough when every time you experience a strong emotion your head falls off. Our hero, voiced by Janeane Garofalo and played by a Barbie, is the new girl at Overland Park High School, which is hard enough when your head doesn't fall off. Join Cara, Mallory, and the guys behind Most Popular Girls in School (they just don't know it yet what with the episode essentially just being fanfiction) as they develop a tweet from Aparna Nancherla into the newest season of their favourite webseries.

One is a failed private investigator. One is a moron shock jock. When forcefully brought together they form the world's most incompetent supernatural investigation team. As they investigate crime after crime, the same question persists--do werewolves even exist?

When Coco's sister Kristin suffers an injury that leaves her unable to work, their lives are turned upside down. Will these two sisters who hate each other manage to become friends? Will Ice-T and Coco's marriage survive? Will Idina and Kristin ever be friends again? Will Christopher's butt ever stop looking amazing? Will Jon and Dick Wolfe (Paul Rudd's porn alias) ever start making porn together again?

Cara, Mallory, and special guest host Amanda attempt to develop a movie about a fat superhero until it derails into mass murder at a wedding. It's a Superhero movie like you've never seen before, and definitely the most off the wall Chattin' With Freddie Gregg episode yet.

Married life is has the same struggles for everyone. It's just slightly more complicated when one of the spouses is a cardboard cutout of Mathew McConaughey.

Mallory and Cara, along with special guest Amanda, develop a remake of Kindergarten cop. The twist? The Arnold role is now played by both Terry Crews and Dwayne Johnson. And also the kids are all cops. Things are sure to go well.

Tucker Stevens is Hogwarts' newest exchange student, but he doesn't quite fit in. Join Cara and Mallory along with their special guest host Amanda, as they discuss the trials and tribulations of attending Hogwarts for the same 7 years as Harry Potter.

When their village elder is killed, merman cops Jason Jason (Jason Momoa) and Dwayne Johnson (Dwyane Johnson) must strike a deal with the local octopus drag queen witch (Harvey Fierstein) to get on land. But will their fins grow back before they can solve the crime? Starring, but not appearing in the episode, Jason Momoa, Dwayne Johnson, Terry Crews, Harvey Fierstein, Constance Wu, Tiffany Haddish, and Issa Rae.

When a young psychic accidentally travels back in time, all hell breaks loose. Starring, but not appearing in the episode, Zendaya, Jason Momoa, Danny Pudi, Christopher Lloyd, and Susan Kelechi Watson.

When circumstances force hippie dad Anthony (Robert Downey Jr) and uptight dad Steven (Chris Evans) together, will they fall in love or will their families be destroyed? Welcome to the definitely not Marvel fanfiction romcom you always wanted. Starring, but not appearing in the episode, Chris Evans, Robert Downey Jr, John Mulaney, Lisa Bonet, and Laura Dern.

When a fan pisses off Morgan Freeman, everyone in Hollywood exacts their revenge. Starring, but not featured in this episode: Morgan Freeman, Tom Hanks,Leslie Jones, Mindy Kaling, Misha Collins, Ellen DeGeneres, Kate McKinnon, Anne Hathaway, Kate Winslet, Idris Elba, Chris Evans, Issa Rae, Bill Murray, Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Kathy Griffin, Steve Carell, Craig Robinson, Paul Rudd, Literally the entire SNL cast, and Steve Martin

A group of high school kids accidentally summon Satan, who immediately possesses the body of Ellen Barkin and begins killing the cast of High School Musical. Can the kids stop Satan before the entire cast is dead? Cara and Mallory explore the only solution to fix the worst musical ever in this new horror comedy starring Dave Grohl, Ellen Barkin, Zac Efron, Cast of High School Musical, Gazebos Kid, Sadie Sink, Caleb McLaughlin, Jeremy Ray Taylor, Priah Ferguson, Dave Franco, Dave Chappelle, and Miley Cyrus.

30 years later and everyone but Junior has grown up. His formerly mischievous sister Trixie has had enough of it, but will he pull her back down to his level or will he embrace adulthood? Featuring a host of characters both new and old, Cara and Mallory put a brand new comedic spin on a sequel to a childhood classic.

A young man is hired to play a woman's fake son after a lie at work goes to far. But what happens when the job is over and he just won't go away?Inspired by a Tumblr post, Mallory and Cara explore the hilarious and fiery relationship that unfolds between Tim (Marc-Andre Grondin) and Susan (Sally Field) when he refuses to leave her alone, eventually leading her to a life of crime. The film will star: Marc-Andre Grondin, Sally Field, Allison Janney, Ellen Barkin, Bridget Everett, Billy Eichner, Lena Waithe, and Kumail Nanjiani (though they don't know it yet and they don't appear in the episode)

Join Rudolph, Santa, Quincy, Rufus, and the gang as they discover the true meaning of Christmas: to not be a total dick. Featuring (but not really) the voices of Jon Hamm, Ice T, Gaten Matarazzo, Colin Firth, Rhys Darby, John Boyega, Nicole Richie, Ed Begley Jr, James Earl Jones, and Jack Dylan Grazer, this Christmas film is sure to be an instant classic.

In this episode, Mallory and Cara explore what would happen if a middle aged man, played by Vin Diesel, got possessed by a murdered three year old. In typical Freddie Gregg fashion, it goes terribly off the rails. Special credit goes to Adam Ellis of 'Books of Adam' and 'Dear David' fame, who unknowingly served as part of the inspiration for this story.

Can animals turn into zombies? In this homage to The Walking Dead, Mallory and Cara get drunk and try to come up with an answer. Spoiler Alert: it doesn't go well.

Theodore Buchanan Dutton III (played by Charlie Day) meets and immediately falls in love with with the potentially gravely ill Sara-With-An-H. Join Cara and Mallory as they develop this hilarious, ridiculous, and slightly nightmarish homage to every terrible rom com you've ever seen.

In the introduction to Chattin' With Freddie Gregg, Cara and Mallory explore the story behind the name. With the help of Chloe Robbins they develop the story of Jesus' return to earth and his adventures with his disciples Jude and Brody. Join them as they explore the story with the enemy, Poncho Pilates, and their faithful narrator, Archbishop Archibald Bishop. Stick with their podcast as they develop more tv shows, more movies, and get much, much drunker.