Cry-borg 009

We were warned not to, but screw it! We watched all of the Conclusion: God's War arc! It was bad and we regretted it very quickly. Don't watch the God's War arc.

Ryan joins us for the final episode, "When You Wish Upon A Falling Star".  009 finally has to take down Black Ghost, and he and a friend have to make a sacrifice. It's been a good ride, folks.

We're joined by Tessa for episode 47: "Rise of the Demon"! 004 gets crucified and Black Ghost pilots a giant death statue! Topics discussed include Cave Story again, Mick's Dildo House, mystery episode, interchangeable sisters, sudden good voice acting syndrome, an incredible discovery, bread and circuses, green slime, is this stone?, square 002s, boat from nowhere, behind the black, so much goo, Gilmore does a Clue murder, Beetleborg tangent, getting a-head, murder is good actually, dumb words, war crimes shopping carts, sad straight person yell, and being Good At Podcasting

We're joined this week by Marty for episode 36: "The Underground Empire". The cyborgs get split up, with 3 getting captured, 5 getting hypnotized, and precisely one in any position to do jack all.  Topics discussed include meeting your new dad, Switch impressions, anthill empire, death football, Mario physics, convection is for nerds, 002 crashes the global economy,  het problems the anime, yummy noises, cybermen, warnings regarding stairs, anticlimactic entrances, and THE ABSOLUTE BOY.

We're joined by Teddy for episode 45: "Goodbye My Dolphin". The cyborgs lose their ship as they infiltrate the underground empire of psychic roman-ish humaniods who are being ruled by Bogoot and Black Ghost. Oh also there's an underground empire of roman-ish humaniods. That gets sprung on us.  Topics discussed include Bubsy's back, the need for framing devices, hypno lizard doms, quintuplets, too trusting 009, and the sexiest lizard (it's Gex).

We're joined by Maxie for episode 44: "Nightmare of Van Bogoot"! Mystery woman has a sister, and 008 gets an upgrade! Topics discussed include shitty rich person stores, steven bomb, amphibious friend, 009 the angel of death, 004 finally cracks, stairs pervert, 002 the non-asshole, Maxie sends a Mt. Lady, 2002 internet jokes, cyborg scout cookies, basement ER, fishman 008, Colorado job offer, technical difficulties, Van Bogoot's bad aesthetic, apple game or thrones, shittier black ghost fight, too much pink energy is dangerous, seeing double, and intense discourse typing.

We're joined by Jess for episode 43: "Old Friends"! It's the beginning of the end, folks, and 009 meets some people from his past who aren't too pleased to see him. Topics discussed include lighthouse town, car boys simulator, phantom sneeze, pandas of the sea, exploding planes, Top Gun without volleyball, crack open an old freind with your cold boys, old man news powers, posing as straights, Ocean's 007, old ad campaigns, I'm hunting thunder lizards, 003's palette swap, improbable timelines, I'm cyborgin' here, working for EvilCorp, shittiest cyborgs, titty lion, swerve into Totally Reprise lane, the lion who howls, and nobody loves 009.

We're joined by Lev for the conclusion of the mutant assassins arc, "To Tomorrow"! 009 has to be rescued from the bad future he got sent to, and Cain remains just the BIGGEST asshole imaginable. Topics discussed include ghost hospital, weeb stories, ska and ska culture, nipping Mei in the bud, too impatient for EarthBound, neck-thickening tube, 009: drama teen, YOU HATE TIME TRAVEL, a horrible mental image, Gamo has a point, grandpa slap, everyone's a quantum physicist, baked Alaska, everything is Sonic, Cain is a psychic top, dunking on Linux, Marty McFly syndrome, an Mark has some technical difficulty.  Remember to follow the official twitter for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!  We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon!  Mark’s blog Mark's twitter Sean’s blog Sean's twitter Lev's tumblr Lev's twitter 

We're joined by Marty for episode 41: "Future Fury"! Lena and 009 are stuck in the future, and Mai hatches an idea with the rest of the 00 team to bring them back. Topics discussed include a quick recovery, SEAN! DIGS! GI-ANT RO-BO(TS)!, Mark does a Merlin, dumb time conversation, Sonic CD, airzooka powers, the Totally Reprise/Cry-Borg 009 crossover, a breath of fresh 002, congraturaisins, hidden ability: callous dumbfuck, jangles the moon monkey, Kozumi's evil twin, post-apocalypse supply questions, and an extended bad dad discussion.  Remember to follow the official twitter (twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!  We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at patreon.com/user?u=3829270  Mark’s blog: avengifier.tumblr.com Mark's twitter: twitter.com/avengifier Sean’s blog: chum-personable.tumblr.com Sean's twitter: twitter.com/Chumpersonable Marty’s music: thearkhand.bandcamp.com/releases Marty’s blog: the-arkhand.tumblr.com 

Mark is out of the hospital and Cry-Borg is back! We're joined by Teddy for episode 40: "Gamo's Revenge". In this episode we get to see some truly questionable parenting and 009 gets sent to the future with one of the assassins! Topics discussed include becoming a cyborg, Nintendo money-haters, There Will Be McCree, Stevenbomb talk, most upsetting opener, openly psychic, card games on motorbikes, laughter is the worst medicine, Dahir Insaat, truly terrible outfit, bad metaphor chess, spoken word Journey, hell valley sky tree, teamwork is OP, incredible psychic dunking, genetically discombobulated meme animal, and the uselessness of Wikipedia.  Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!  We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270  Teddy's blog: http://wulfriciceberg.tumblr.com Teddy's twitter: https://twitter.com/TeddyArrives Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com Mark's Twitter: https://twitter.com/avengifier Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable 

Sean and Marty once again watch an episode of Medabots, this time episode 2: "Return of the Screws". After winning his first battle, Ikki finds out that Metabee has some... obedience issues. Topics discussed include cop D. Va, surprisingly dark kid's game, Ikki's waving hand, robot reading the paper, anime cool boy pose, a mountain of a man, pringles principal, how do I rotate text in ms paint, the wu-tang clan, the Jimmy Neutron squad, spiralbound laptop notebook, medabots are tiny, robot needs watermelon badly, like 20 nerds, reverse heartwarming, spider-Erika, and Bastion fucks.  Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!  We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270  Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable Marty’s music: http://thearkhand.bandcamp.com/releases Marty’s blog: http://www.the-arkhand.tumblr.com 

Sean is joined by Johnny this week as they watch Lupin III Part II episode 85: "ICPO Secret Directive"! I mean apparently this "secret directive" involves a ludicrous drama department budget, but whatever. Topics discussed include filling the zelda-shaped hole, overwatch vs. machine, rayman pronunciation, Sean loves old anime, smoking is cool, Soda Popinski, sub differences, the intricacies of beverage glasses, Lupin III: Secret of the Ooze, tower defense jewelry store, pull some Totally Spies shit, a villain grows in Brooklyn, NYC ghost town, Jigen mis-aligns his QPUs, crunchyroll is drunk, the blindness is unrelated, the best joke buildup, pervert David Blaine magic, and the tiniest bra.  Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!  We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270   Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable Johnny's blog: http://frog-and-toad-are-friends.tumblr.com/

Welcome to the second week of filler, everyone! This week Sean and Jess watched an episode of Lupin III Part II, "Lupin, Who Killed Lupin", and frankly I don't think any plot summary is able to cut it for this one. Topics discussed include the random Lupin generator, a hell of an ep, can't jack it to Code Lyoko, a non-hit and run, top down in Sweden, obviously evil doctor, do not trust this woman, working in a TMBG reference, vampire confusion, only when it's funny, pew lounging, from good to great, nephew cronies, back at it again at perfectly symetrical violence, we both lose our goddamn minds, a woman is a lot like a robot, 1970s drone, "bad science man", transformer technology, cheap safes, mystery disguises, romantic of the year, and a somehow even more insane next episode preview. Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!  We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270  Jess' tumblr: http://severalbadpunslater.tumblr.com/ Jess' twitter: https://twitter.com/severalbadpuns Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable  

Mark is sick, so Marty and Sean take the chance to talk about a completely different anime, Medabots! They watched episode 1: "Stung By A Metabee", wherein a young boy swallows his pride and buys a really crappy robot! Topics discussed include a brief history of Medabots, network confusion, red jacket wasteland, Fire Emblem talk, immediate kids show death, Cooldude McFuckup, the dorkiest robot, best character, pokemon romhack, robots = smartphones, preteen angst, Mark is most of Sean's impulse control, apron confusion, Marty make an anime error, alligator dog, poor edit jobs, the glam rock appears, a pretty chill dub, Magician's Red but a robot, zen chicken advice, bionicle friends, plot device-o-clock, Sean makes some throat sounds, and the end of Medabots gets spoiled.  Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!  We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270  Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable Marty’s music: http://thearkhand.bandcamp.com/releases Marty’s blog: http://www.the-arkhand.tumblr.com 

Jess joins us for episode 39: "The New Assassins"! An old foe of Gilmore's has introduced a new threat for the cyborgs! Topics discussed this week include quick turnaround, Thimbleweed Park, failed the weenie test, watching ahead, they remembered there was a plot, evil Curly, efficient jubilism, screaming at old people, high fashion, psychic murder, audio issues, intercontinental bus trip, failed their stealth roll, shitty art museum, Dark Astro Boy, undeserved dunks, 002: child puncher, Sean gets a phone call, my pet the assassin, jerky boy, Staraptor gijinka, and Young Oldman.  Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!  We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270  Jess' tumblr: http://severalbadpunslater.tumblr.com/ Jess' twitter: https://twitter.com/severalbadpuns Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com Mark's Twitter: https://twitter.com/avengifier Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable 

We're joined by Tim this week for episode 38: "Black Ghost Lives"! In this episode, we learn of the origins of the Black Ghost organization and how Gilmore came to be a defector. Topics discussed include guest fight, deep in the Zelda pit, M Bison's zombie brother, Gilmore's mystery origins, Brown Ghost, car heart, illegal science, hair-to-land missiles, new worst outfit, robot longhands, thrice dead 002, resigned to evil, decorative tube people, psychic powers are real and terrifying, Mark's pee pills, his first word was vengeance, quiet dignity and grace, a 180 in the tone of human harvesting, a quick JoJo aside, ready to punch a baby.  Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!  We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270  Tim's Blog: http://skarchomp.tumblr.com/ Tim's Twitter: https://twitter.com/skarchomp Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com Mark's Twitter: https://twitter.com/avengifierSean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable 

Teddy joins us for episode 37: "The Night of the Star Festival"! This is kind of a weird nothing episode, with some thrown in mom confusion from the hosts and guest. Topics discussed include: Sean broke down, the fuckability of Zelda, the moment the show became art, old man weeb, His Voice's return, annoying child characters, the rust factory, Al Capone men in black, HD disposable camera, and all just a dream (except not).  Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!  We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270  Teddy's blog: http://wulfriciceberg.tumblr.com Teddy's twitter: https://twitter.com/TeddyArrives Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com Mark's Twitter: https://twitter.com/avengifier Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable 

We're joined by Lilly this week for episode 36: "The Frozen Land". A freak cold snap in the mountains and heat wave in the city are interconnected somehow, and the cyborg team are there to investigate!  Topics dicussed include an extednded Jerma riff, continued Zelda quest, all the consoles, OoT with dogs, Tintin x Mickey Mouse, Strong Bad RP, the best and brightest, perfect Japanese, all it needs is some wizards, slightly west of sober, THIS IS YOUR AKIRA TETSUO, imported cold, bad snake radio, master of disquise, and the Totally Spies vs the Cyborgs.  Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com Mark's twitter: https://twitter.com/avengifier Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable Lilly's blog: http://www.spitblaze.tumblr.com Lilly's twitter: https://twitter.com/bitsplaze

Sean and Mark are joined by Maxie for episode 35: "The City Of Wind".  The cyborg team comes across the ancient city of El Dorado, and meet the security left behind.  Topics dicussed in this episode include Sean's Zelda backlog, Ducktales talk, Gladstone Gander is an asshole, Wild Wild West jokes, Mark's pun sin, the Lapras of the Lorelei, one design for ladies, those with no excuses, no genocide mention, 003 is useless again, rock throw contract, 007 and Catholicism, 009 the gullible, the boy who cried ziggurat, gol is aluminum, Sean has become 007, Cotton Hill colossus, 003 won't hesitate, calling your attacks, everything's a robot, no dick since the conquistadors, a robot built to be lonely, and the most depressing ending.  Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!  We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270  Maxie's blog: http://maxiesatanofficial.tumblr.com/ Maxie's twitter: https://twitter.com/MaxieSatan Maxie's album: http://pastel-hand-grenade.tumblr.com/ Maxie's podcast: http://shoutengine.com/GabeNewellsRosyRupeeland/Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com Mark's Twitter: https://twitter.com/avengifier Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable 

This week, Sean and Mark are joined by Marty for a rather hastily recorded recap of episode 34: "The Pharoh's Curse". An ancient virus threatens to cause a global pandemic, and it's up to the cyborgs to put a stop to it. Discussions this episode include Sean being a witch, incontinent cartridges, buff Gerudo lady, background JoJo, Doctor Koala, not how viruses work, they stole all the flowers, Shay D. Character, not how vaccines work, the best comedic beat, airplane mansion, 003's finest hour, pickle lid door, marginally fewer deaths, not how antidotes work, and Mark has heated Teen Titans opinions.  Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!  We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270  Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com Mark's twitter: https://twitter.com/avengifier Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable Marty’s music: http://thearkhand.bandcamp.com/releases Marty’s blog: http://www.hardymartyparty.tumblr.com 

We're joined by Ryan for Episode 33: "The Frozen Time". In this episode, 009 undergoes some routine maintenance, which of course means something goes horribly wrong.  Topics discussed include Clockstoppers (again), Yakuza shenanigans, the MBMBAM show, boob lady from Slayers, bittersweet Ouran memories, shitty balloons, Nyquil Driver, 007 hates mondays, child bothering, the ennui of 003, 009 factory reset, ambien in peanut butter, sudden acting syndrome, the most dangerous cargo, natural selection, worst radio, strained grunts, the speed of gravity, the 100-meter obliviousness race, anime john henry, "Slam That Pipe", time-stopping clown, and a season-and-a-half emotion refractory period.  Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!  We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270  Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable Ryan's blog: http://www.garbage-wizard.tumblr.com Ryan's twitter: https://twitter.com/sewerpeakRyan's website: http://videogamechoochoo.com/

We're joined by Jess this week for episode 32: "Man Or Machine". In this episode, 004 spends most of the episode playing the highest-stakes version of rockem' sockem' robots you can imagine.  Topics discussed include boring opening, Easy Petepocalypse, gamer grandma, freefall airlines, forgetting what phones are, worst apartment, Tokyo drift into the castle, spookiness aura, owl scare, the power of 004's stand, obligatory Futurama joke, weird eyes surprise, just like Gilmore!, a robot made of basketball shorts, not how lightning OR trees work, Gilmore gets fucking murdered, placeholder lines, and wondering if maybe 004 died.  Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!  We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270  Jess' tumblr: http://severalbadpunslater.tumblr.com/ Jess' twitter: https://twitter.com/severalbadpuns Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com Mark's Twitter: https://twitter.com/avengifier Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable 

We're joined by Teddy this week to recap episode 31: "Monster Island". In this episode the cyborgs find a research facility that's making zombies and robot animals for... reasons? Topics brought up include comedy actor stats, alien furry husbands, the ownership of the word "morph", nightmare skill tree, moods about mouths, portals to the hollow Earth, failing the horror test, a horde of Sasukes, evil laser deer, worst driver 006, karate neck-chopping some wildlife, inter-shot teleportation, midday Resident Evil, more fetishes for the 007 list, the sequel to Big Hero 6, giant pinball bumper of lightning doom, 007 is fucking dead, hyperrealistic fish creepypasta, 002 gets shark vored, sci-fi original movies, Birdemic 3, hell aliens from the b-movie dimension, cyborg 009 but every episode it gets dumber, handsome zombies, load-bearing computer, and the Gamera song. Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!  We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270  Teddy's blog: http://wulfriciceberg.tumblr.com Teddy's twitter: https://twitter.com/TeddyArrives Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com Mark's Twitter: https://twitter.com/avengifier Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable 

This week we're joined by Tim for episode 30: "Computopia", where the gang travels to a futuristic domed city run by a hormonal master computer. In this episode, there's sports talk, workout mistakes, the horniness of Shantae, Naruto children, hit British anime Wallace and Gromit, the benefits of nazi-punching, shakespeare-bot, casual dome city, off-model Tommy Pickles, a quick action scene, Dr. Suess professor, 3rd-rate muppet, passive aggressive AI, boxtops, crimeboy 007, 004 the skin harvester, impending het, Tex Avery takes, gamer jokes, nuclear mechazord family, shape-shifting blackface, Bob Jackass, oculus rift virtual love, correspondence course doctorate, and 7/10.  Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!  We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270  Tim's Blog: http://skarchomp.tumblr.com/ Tim's Twitter: https://twitter.com/skarchomp Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com Mark's Twitter: https://twitter.com/avengifierSean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable 

We're joined by Tessa for episode 29: "The Blue Earth"! In this episode, 005 goes to his former home and fights the planet, who is a cat.  Topics discussed include ska concert parallels, play the Shrek song, the duality of concert-goers, fabric hell and dildo emporiums, sausage stand bag check, Sean goes off on hard cider, Kozumi is missing, a pup named 002, liver fistfight, free range oil, the telltale pile-driver, the most unlikable character, some weird straight animal, tomato asmr, dead bland husband, daily pokemon movie VHS watch, boobs up the wazoo, 005 has a religious experience in the velvet room, 1v1 me bro,ans  punching all the garbage into space. Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!  We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270  Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable Tessa's blog: http://elegant-fleuret.tumblr.com/

We're joined again by Marty for the conclusion to the alien children 2-parter, "Awakenings". The cyborgs travel to the alien children's home dimension to free their people and repel the invaders. In this episode, Sean discovers a new billboard, we get a new sponsor, Switch hype, Bowser dad simulator 2017, Zelda for furries, TAKE THE ROCK, noted indie game Bobmerman, babby.exe is shutting down, ancient aliens, violence IS the answer, Sean has shapes trouble, 002 in the piss dimension, some big assumptions, fear as a motivator, the subspace emissary, bazooka joe, the aliens hacked Grandia II, the perv couch, the precursor Naruto run, violence for violence is awesome, the saddest greaser, LIGHT POWER, and the twist that wasn't.  Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!  We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270  Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com Mark's twitter: https://twitter.com/avengifier Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable Marty’s music: http://thearkhand.bandcamp.com/releases Marty’s blog: http://www.hardymartyparty.tumblr.com 

We're back to business as usual, ladies and gentlemen, and it feels so good! Marty joins us for the first episode of season 2: "Little Visitors", where a bunch of weird stuff is going down and aliens are to blame! In this episode there's Schrödinger's Universe, mo' mods mo' problems, Jasper jeans, VHS rips and classic Cartoon Network, vaporwave in my cyborg, penny discourse, important 007 lore, bad bad CG, generic Africa, and truly fucked up civilian deaths. Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!  We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270  Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com Mark's twitter: https://twitter.com/avengifier Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable Marty’s music: http://thearkhand.bandcamp.com/releases Marty’s blog: http://www.hardymartyparty.tumblr.com 

Mark and Sean are by themselves this week, and instead of the real episode 26, which is just a clipshow, they watched the 2012 movie "009 Re: Cyborg". It was bad and they didn't like it much! In this episode, Sean has a new microphone, the horrifying realization that 007 is one of the best characters in the movie, Gilmore is a monster, het plane sex, and Sean goes off on the state of Maine for soda crimes.  Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!  We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270  Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com Mark's Twitter: https://twitter.com/avengifier Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable 

We've reached the end of the season, everyone. Sean and Mark are fully out of their depths, having never watched any of this or any future episodes before, and are joined by new guest Jess for the culmination of the Mythos arc; Episode 25: "Mythos". In this episode, we hold a belated holiday special, Sean describes the worst thing he's ever seen, seriously how the fuck do we keep having poke-talks, Ducktales canon, Sean becomes an anime, Conan's hints are USELESS, MST3K commercial parodies, nipple rockets, suicidal overconfidence, hippo home security, Dr. Gaia's Mean Bean Machine, psychic battles instead of good characters, EXACTLY like Evangelion, replacing blood with Nickelodeon Gak, ancient Grome, Sean makes Mark cry, we celebrate the death of a child, pulling a Joe Pesci, the mechanics of sinking islands, and the rumor come out: Does Cyborg 009 Is Good?  Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!  We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270  Jess' tumblr: http://severalbadpunslater.tumblr.com/ Jess' twitter: https://twitter.com/severalbadpuns Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com Mark's Twitter: https://twitter.com/avengifier Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable 

We're nearly done with season one, everybody! Teddy joins us for episode 24: "Artemis", some more fights go poorly and we find out about who built these cybergods. In this episode, there is somehow more poke-talk,  John Carpenter's Overwatch, Sean does some foley work and forgets how to talk, we take a Robotech detour, aim for the Rhydon's horn, how to be a psychic douchebag, Mario is Missing, VHS memory storage, snakes are a myth, idiot Gilmore, 003 and Liberal ideology, 009 the Tin Man, the dreaded antics, mystery hippo god, Pajama Sam flashbacks, taffy monster 007, we go full Iron Giant, and Caveman Gilmore.  Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!  We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270  Teddy's blog: http://wulfriciceberg.tumblr.com Teddy's twitter: https://twitter.com/TeddyArrives Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com Mark's Twitter: https://twitter.com/avengifier Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable 

We're joined by Lily again for episode 23: "Mythology Arises"! In this episode, the cyborgs take on the gods, and things go... well, they go poorly. We welcome the podcast guest that almost wasn't, think with portals, shoot to kill at small children, come to the horrifying realization that Achilles is both a furry and a No Man's Sky fan, and find the most bizarre example of product placement that any of us have ever seen. Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!  We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270  Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com Mark's twitter: https://twitter.com/avengifier Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable Lilly's blog: http://www.spitblaze.tumblr.com Lily's twitter: https://twitter.com/bitsplaze

Today we're joined by Marty for Episode 22: "Attack of the Gods"! It's the end of the world as we know it, and we all feel fine! In this episode, Sean checks to see if you can mail wax lips, we have what is defintely the last poke-talk for real this time, we discuss the un-fucking of EVs and the un-grimacing of Fallout 4, who wants to smooch Jasper most, Ramona Flowers amiibo, Mark still needs to listen to TAZ, threeshadowing, flashbacks to flashbacks, Roman Catholic cyborgs, immigrants from the pokemon anime, vore: the true original sin, and the arrival of furries.  Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!  We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270  Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com Mark's twitter: https://twitter.com/avengifier Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable Marty’s music: http://thearkhand.bandcamp.com/releases Marty’s blog: http://www.hardymartyparty.tumblr.com 

We're joined by Johnny for an episode all about completely accurate dinosaur depictions. Nary a laser in sight on these bad boys.  In this episode, we discuss the recent holiday, the finer points of spider biology, we have what may be our final poke-talk, we establish the new gender binary, truly terrible dinosaur drawings, Sean repeatedly wishes for a death battle between robotic 19th-century paleontologists, Johnny and Sean recall a shared childhood educational tool, and we boggle vacantly at possibly the worst "next time on" segment in history. Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!  We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270  Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com Mark's twitter: https://twitter.com/avengifierSean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable Johnny's blog: http://frog-and-toad-are-friends.tumblr.com/

On this episode of Cry-Borg 009, we're joined by Ryan for the episode you've all been waiting for, "A Phantom Dog". People are spontaneously combusting in Tokyo, and 009 just suddenly has a dog, with no connection at all. In this episode, we break kayfabe, desperately avoid talking about the episode, Ryan and Sean bond over a mutual love of awful movies, JoJo continues to be weird, we rejoin with our friend the forshadowing hammer, 003 as sexy grunge Waldo, one pokemon-lookin' dog, the Balto tapes, David Fincher intercut with Homeward Bound, local celebrities the Math Dogs, 009 staring at a dog's asshole, casual death transition, people are very bad at math, a hit and hit and hit and run, cyber impants for dogs of child inteliigence, Clifford the Big Red Dog pre-evolution, Joe Pesci is instantly immolated, maybe the dog is Batman, Sean has a drink accident, and perspective gets well and truly fucked. Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!  We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270  Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable Ryan's blog: http://www.garbage-wizard.tumblr.com Ryan's twitter: https://twitter.com/sewerpeakRyan's website: http://videogamechoochoo.com/

We're joined by new guest Maxie for an episode that Mark and Sean have been hyping for a while, episode 19: "The Hero". Jet's living on his own and has befriended a little kid. The kid's mom, on the other hand, is not a fan.  In this episode, Sean beefs the intro, we invent a sci-fi harem anime, Sean and Mark get dick spoiled, we tell Maxie about that one time that 003 and 009 fucked, tfw all the gfs, You Have Died Of Sicknasty Dunks, Black Ghost the Casltvania boss, the Appalacian fall collection, trust fund 002, acceleration mode for teen sitcom plots, rememberin' wharfs, 002 as Ryo, bringing fists to a knife fight, Sean forgets when Black Friday is, cyborg juice, and Maxie's call drops like 3 times in 10 minutes.  Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!  We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270  Maxie's blog: http://maxiesatanofficial.tumblr.com/ Maxie's twitter: https://twitter.com/MaxieSatan Maxie's album: http://pastel-hand-grenade.tumblr.com/ Maxie's podcast: http://shoutengine.com/GabeNewellsRosyRupeeland/Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com Mark's Twitter: https://twitter.com/avengifier Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable 

Teddy joins us once again for episode 18: "Story of a Struggling Restaurant". We take a wild 180 in terms of episode content and go from high-stakes action to domestic slice of life as the cyborg team goes their seperate ways.  In this episode, Sean makes some election jokes that his future self has come to regret. we introduce the new segment Segatalk, The Ballad of Ken Penders, 002's apartment from Friends, Cooking Mama speedrun, domestic scientists, 005 being Very Obviously A Cyborg, and the rake stepping gag but with landmines.  Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!  We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270  Teddy's blog: http://wulfriciceberg.tumblr.com Teddy's twitter: https://twitter.com/TeddyArrives Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com Mark's Twitter: https://twitter.com/avengifier Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable 

Today we're joined again by Ghostric for episode 17: "The Final Battle". The cyborg team infiltrates Black Ghost's Australian base of operations and wrecks up the joint! So that's it, that's the podcast, I guess. It sure was fun. In this episode, Sean gives a 6 second eulogy, we pitch Ridley Scott's "Cyborg", discuss turning natural wonders and national monuments into kickass sci-fi bases, cyborg water, Skull the robotfucker, ordering Taco Bell at evil NASA, Undercover Boss: Black Ghost edition, and how CONSISTENTLY extra 002 is.  Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!  We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270  Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com Mark's Twitter: https://twitter.com/avengifierSean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable Ghostric's blog: http://ghostric.tumblr.com/

We're joined by new guest Ghostric, a MUCH larger fan of the Cyborg 009 series than either Sean or Mark, for Episode 16: "Breaking In". In this episode, Generalissimo Jontron returns with a fresh coat of paint and an ocean-themed throne to capture the cyborgs. Naturally, the cyborgs evade his grasp and- oh. Oh wait they were totally captured. Huh. In this episode, we discuss how time zones are bullshit, metric maladies, torpedo spooning, and Sean goes onto deviantart and proceeds to share the pain.  Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!  We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270  Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com Mark's Twitter: https://twitter.com/avengifierSean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable Ghostric's blog: http://ghostric.tumblr.com/

We're back with the second half of 008's backstory arc, joined once again by Tim for episode 15: "Goodbye, My Friend". 008 finds out that the mysterious cyborg man is none other than his friend from the revolution, and tries desperately to bring him to the side of good. He fails. In this episode, Tim succumbs to Toto madness, 009's memory is going, it becomes clear that whenever Tim guests on an episode I'm going to have to break out The Spanish Flea, and 009 finally finds his empathy shutoff switch.  Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!  We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270  Tim's Blog: http://skarchomp.tumblr.com/ Tim's Twitter: https://twitter.com/skarchomp Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com Mark's Twitter: https://twitter.com/avengifierSean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable 

We're joined by Tim once again for episode 14: "The Land Of Reunions". In this uncomfortably real backstory episode, we find out about 008's past, fighting for the freedom of his completely fictional country, and said country's current state as a resource-rich dictatorship where the citizens are worked like slaves! Fun times in our silly sci-fi action show. In this episode we talk about clown proofing your home, the mirthlessness of New Jersey, imagining a fire/fighting type boot stamping on a human face forever, Sean gets stuck in a demo loop, 3 modding truths and a lie, deviantart powerpuff girls edits, Gilmore's gross gross nose, overextended meta-vores, and Global Cyberpolitics. Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!  We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270  Tim's Blog: http://skarchomp.tumblr.com/ Tim's Twitter: https://twitter.com/skarchomp Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable 

We're joined once again by Teddy for a SPOOKTACULAR CYBORG EPISOOOOOODE... not really, it's just the first one in October. In reality we watched episode 13: "London Fogs", where 007 returns to his home city of London for the first time in 18 years, only to find that there's still some sour memories lingering there.  On today's episode, we dicuss the dangers of being over-pumped, Sean loses his fucking shit, fetishizing memes, domestic 006/007 fluff, and 007's incredibly terrible past hair.  Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!  We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270  Teddy's blog: http://wulfriciceberg.tumblr.com Teddy's twitter: https://twitter.com/TeddyArrives Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable 

Hey there! Sorry about the delay, there were some audio issues that neccessitated heavy editing. No witty description this time, we just watched episode 12: "Mystical Island".  Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!  We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270  Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable Tessa's blog: http://elegant-fleuret.tumblr.com/ 

We're joined by newcomer Johnny for episode 11: "Christmas Eve Mirage"! 003 is on a nostalgic visit to her home city for the holidays, but things soon become very sad, and then VERY terrifying. Topics discussed include middle school anime shame, Sean hitting peak bad manners, Steven Universe hitting peak gay, theater gnomes, more airplane facts, the fact that Sean and Mark know exactly enough French to make total asses of themselves, and fireside chats with president 003. Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!  We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270  Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable Johnny's blog: http://frog-and-toad-are-friends.tumblr.com/

We're joined by our friend Lilly as we watch episode 10: "Operation Auroras"! Yes folks we've got a weapon. That's a weapon with a "W" which turned upside down is an "M" and that stands for MAD MACHINE M1! Will the cyborgs survive to reunite a father with his daughter who thinks he's a monster? Listen to find out! Topics discussed include Sean's terminal whiteness, Lilly's phone ringing off the hook, and the increasing creepiness of 001. And just a warning, Sean does a bit where he yells at 00:44:54, and although he edited it to be softer it still could bother some people.  Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!  We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270  Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable Lilly's blog: http://www.spitblaze.tumblr.com 

We're joined once again by Ryan for the episode "Satan of the Deep Sea". 0013's brain is up for grabs, and both the cyborg team and Count Von Count are on the chase for it! Topics discussed include Lumberjanes problems, EA's garbage servers, young Sean's bizarre and inexplicable music tastes, Big Noodles sleep notebook, and alternating cheese current.  Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!  We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270  Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable Ryan's blog: http://www.garbage-wizard.tumblr.com Ryan's twitter: https://twitter.com/sewerpeak

Today we watched "Friend", a conclusion to the arc started last week, and we finally find out the TRUE IDENTITY of 0013 (it was bread boy, because of course it was). We're joined again by Marty, who is just so, so tired of getting nothing but sad episodes to watch. Topics discussed include the time Sean re-enacted Home Alone 2, the terribleness of MOBAs, sadness math, Dark Undertale, and artistic bread parallels.  Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!  We're also on iTunes, and we've set up a patreon at https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3829270  Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable Marty’s music: http://thearkhand.bandcamp.com/releases Marty’s blog: http://www.hardymartyparty.tumblr.com 

Welcome to episode 7 of Cry-borg 009, and the first part of our second 2-parter arc! Today we discuss "Defeat the Invisible Opponent", which continues our trend of non-indicative episode titles. We're also joined by our friend Teddy, who takes us into the BAD OPINION ZONE in regards to cyborg rankings. We discuss the sudden stop in progressively worse cyborg designs, the Father's Fagin-esque plans regarding the children in his care, and the anime standby of NGE parallels.  Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!  Teddy's blog: http://wulfriciceberg.tumblr.com Teddy's twitter: https://twitter.com/TeddyArrives Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable 

Welcome to the Cry-Borg 009 SPOOK-TACULAR! Today we discuss episode 6: "Search For The Professor".  We're joined by our good friend Tim as we watch an episode that shamefully rips off a disney channel original movie (though not the one you might expect.  Topics discussed include the importance of headphones, how fucked up Othello is, and house vore.  Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions!  Tim's Blog: http://skarchomp.tumblr.com/ Tim's Twitter: https://twitter.com/skarchomp Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable 

Oh geez. That is one unfortunate design for a weapon. Anyway, this week we're joined by our good friend Ashley! We watched episode 5, "Tears of Steel".  Topics dicussed today include: Cyborg 004 and the Infinite Sadness, horses and the terrifying nature thereof, the progressively worse and worse deals that the post-009 cyborgs get, and truly atrocious lab safety. Remember to follow the official twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for dumb bullshit, and also to send us questions! Ashley's twitter: https://twitter.com/Yuri_Librarian Ashley's blog: http://yuri-librarian.tumblr.com/ Ashley's podcast network: http://www.audioentropy.com/ Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable 

Dang, are we seeing double? Oh no, wait, it's just 0010 again. Today we’re joined by friend of the show Marty as we discuss episode 4: At the End of the Battle! As the cyborgs confront 0010 and learn his secret, we continue to witness 002’s regression into complete teenage angst, discuss the album art for the cyborgs’ upcoming musical debut, and confirm that 006 is actually a pure, pure food angel. Marty and Sean bond over their love for Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure, and Mark uncovers the menace behind 003’s sweet appearance. Follow us on twitter (https://twitter.com/cryborg_009) for updates, screencaps, and dumb jokes!   Mark’s blog: http://www.avengifier.tumblr.com Sean’s blog: http://www.chum-personable.tumblr.com Sean's twitter: https://twitter.com/Chumpersonable Marty’s music: http://thearkhand.bandcamp.com/releases Marty’s blog: http://www.hardymartyparty.tumblr.com   

For today's Cry-Borg, we watched episode 3: "The Assassin of Flash"! Turns out the place that made 9 cyborgs up and made another one, and they have difficulty with designating good numbers.On this week's episode, we have our first of what we hope will soon become many guests! Ryan joins us having never watched the series before the day prior to recording, and spends the episode criticizing cyborg fashion and forgetting that 003 has powers. Sean rebels against parental authority and MASSIVELY spoils Diamond Is Unbreakable (sorry about that). Mark works out a design flaw in our big-nosed protagonist and catches 006 in pre-arson.   Sean is available at chum-personable.tumblr.com and twitter.com/Chumpersonable Mark is available at avengifier.tumblr.com Ryan is available at garbage-wizard.tumblr.com, twitter.com/sewerpeak, and at videogamechoochoo.com