Good Friends and Fez's Podcast

This self isolation has given the GFAF crew the time to reunite and bring the first episode in 6 years! [0:43] General Chitchat [7:38] Easter Egg Hunt [9:42] Life Sentence [24:56] Leroy's Loopy News [36:44] Tell Me About Yourself [50:10] Cheeeeeeeeeeese!

This week the GFAF lads construct segments around 3 random words tweeted in by listeners. [0:37] "General Chitchat" - Pizza unions, the ALS ice bucket challenge, and Taylor Swift's latest video are chatted about this week. [14:46] "You're up early!" - Erection stories. [27:55] "Superfluous, hyperbole, cat" - Over the top, halftime celebrations of major sporting events, involving animals. [40:35] "Cucumber, boat, wire" - Adaptation of the classic f*ck, marry, kill hypothetical.

[0:32] "General Chitchat" - Should you always buy a carton or are 6-packs ever acceptable? Is the fine for growing weed, or talking on your phone in the car, higher? These questions and more are answered as the lads chitchat. [13:31] "Improvisational Comedy" - The guys act out a set scenario of a party and the aftermath where some interesting events take place... [28;23] "Coun-tours' - A tour is given of a hypothetical Australian themed park. [41:09] "Ouch, that's gotta hurt!" - Each member of the pod retells an injury they have witnessed and what safety measures they would introduce to mitigate these risks.

[1:29] "General Chitchat" - Suarez's bite in the World Cup takes up a fair bit of the attention in this segment, the lads then turn their attention to the rules of who can and can't play in the World Cup. [9:33] "Ohhh sexy date me!" - Each member of the GFAF crew comes up with a new one stop shop to go to meet someone that suits your needs. [24:26] "Good Friends and Fez, Top 10s!" - The top 10 list this week, is the top 10 travel tips. [33:34] "Interviews with no desire" - The train really started to come off the rails about here, this is a hypothetical group interview to be Fez's table tennis partner...sorry guys. [39:44] "When God gives you lemons, make Fish eat as many as he can" - Fish eats lemons while the others watch/commentate...yep. [43:55] "Meditation by Shaman Qurban" - Shaman Qurban lulls each member of the pod into a meditated state and explores their minds. If you got all the way through this episode you are a true GFAFer...thank you

[0:51] "General Chitchat" - Qurbs discusses a fight that broke out at the footy, while Stephen recalls how vulnerable he becomes when sleep deprived. [11:40] "Poppin' dem thangs in dem popular thangs" - This segment involves giving each of the GFAF lads the chance to pop a verbal cap in the ass of something that is overly popular, and has no right to be. [25:22] "Would you raaaather?!" - Classic "would you rather" hypothetical segment, these get a bit messed up. [33:20] "Leroy's Loopy News" - The news this pod includes an elderly lady doing a horrendous act at a buffet restaurant, and a girl uncovering horrific pictures of her boyfriend while looking through his phone. [41:37] "Mass-debate" - Team mass-debating for this one, the debates are; the merits of child immunisation, and was 9-11 a hoax? [53:10] "My-my-my-my-Memento!" - This one is a bit of an odd segment. Each of the GFAF crew need to come up with a title and story line for another member of the pod's bio flick, and pick who would play the starring role from the other GFAF crew members....just listen, you'll get it. Let us know your feedback on the new intro!

[0:47] "General Chitchat" - Lexus' flower arrangment, being riddled with STDs, awkward moments, Matt 'The Trough' Fish, cross-dressing moments and is it rapeing or rapping? [11:28] "Top 10 Good Friends and Fez Modern Day Guide to Parties in the Modern World" - The lads pitch in and create a top ten list of how to have a successful night out the gfaf way. [34:11] "Sprang Some Slang" - Fish, Lex and Fez come up with their own slang words for random words. [39:55] "Cover Ups" - Each member tells of a story when they've had to cover up an incident from someone else. [[49:00]] "outro"

[0:32] "General Chitchat" - Crowds at the footy, Fez failing at organising a steak eating event, and Tyson winning LA Lakers fan competition are discussed. [21:21] "Ahhhhhh Reality Monsters" - With the growing theme of reality shows based around chores (cooking, renovation, etc.), the lads pitch ideas about chores that haven't been tapped into yet. [33:57] "Situation Nowhere" - Tyson and Stephen help come up with different ways that Lexus can get out of awkward situations he keeps getting himself into. [49:11] "Pre-DICCCK-tions" - nothing to do with dicks, but it does involve with predicting. Each member of the pod tells a story halfway, and then another member predicts how it ends.

We have been away for a while, but we're baaaaaaaaaaack! (well most of us, which unfortunately includes Fez). [0:40] "General Chitchat" - The lads discuss Stephen's trip to Wrestlemania, Qurbs' boys trip to Melbourne, Fez getting rear ended....oh and Leroy went to a local farmers market. [11:46] "Weirddings" - Weird wedding rituals from around the world, learn a thing or two about how different cultures around the world celebrate the big day. [20:21] "Recyca-ding-ding-ding all the way to the bank!" In line with SA's policy of receiving 10c for recycling a can, the GFAF crew come up with what else in society should come with a 10c gain. [39:34] "Leroy's Loopy News" - Leroy reports in as always with the weird and wonderful going-ons from around the world. [50:39] "Chunky Challenge" - Fez lays down the challenge to eat a 2kg steak, punishments if he fails are discussed. Oh and don't miss our questions to YOU at the end of the podcast! Send us your answers and get featured on episode 32.

Our competition winner, Mark, runs this episode! While it was originally going to be a 1 on 1 with Fez, in order to save Mark's sanity, Stephen and Leigh also sit in on this episode. Yes the audio quality isn't up to the usual standard, but it is our first time doing it like this....and as always, blame it on Fez!

[0:36] "General Chitchat" - Fez is back and moaning more than usual, but over his moans the other lads discuss George Zimmerman's celebrity boxing match, Facebook movies/flipagram, and holiday slideshows. [12:48] "DMXperience" - Scenarios are acted out based on popular DMX songs, that involve DMX in everyday situations. [22:24} "Ohhhh that's a bit shiiiity, Sochiiiiiiii!" - The guys set up travel agencies that try to sell less popular tourist destinations as the perfect place to hold a massive sporting event. [39:41] "Movie Mixups" - The guys rework the story of popular movies with a random object that shifts the focus of the movie. [54:02] "Keep Rollin', rollin', rollin'...play" - Fez's segment as you can probably tell from the title. The guys cut a wrestling promo with characters assigned to them from other members of the pod. [1:00:58] "Twitter questions" - The dangers of living in Australia and kicking Fez off the pod are the main focus of the questions this week. Also the winning listener and focus of episode 30 is announced!

The GFAF crew throw some shrimps on the barbie and put on an Akubra as they celebrate Australia Day on this episode. [0:28] "General Chitchat" - The heat wave is discussed, which made Adelaide the hottest city in the world (yep, exciting weather chat), as well as Tyson's recent experience with a film crew following him around, and Australia Day! [10:02] "Theme bomb" - The lads try to recall old theme songs of the cartoons they used to watch on Australia Day during their childhood. [17:31] "Didgeridoos and Didgeridon'ts" - The "do and don't"s are discussed for popular Australian pastimes. [32:31" "Australia Day, but not really Australia Day, because it is in another country..." (worst title of a segment to date)- The GFAF crew discuss what other countries may celebrate on their national day. Don't forget to enter our competition to be the feature of episode 30!

HAPPY NEW YEAR! In an attempt to promote equality, as opposed to the usual penis related jokes, this week the segments have all be named with some reference to the female reproductive system. [0:31] "General Chitchat" - New release movies are discussed (Hobbit, Anchorman 2), as well as etiquette that should be followed when quoting movies. The hell that is Christmas shopping is also touched on. [8:30] "C*#tdowns" - Every 10 minutes a countdown will commence, and a challenge/activity will be revealed that the hosts must complete. Some of these got out of hand... [10:19] "2014 Pussaybilities" - The GFAF lads ponder what 2014 may bring. [26:29] "Pappy New Smear!" - Common New Year resolutions are discussed, and why they are generally rubbish. A GFAF spin is put on each of these resolutions, to make them more achievable, and generally more fun. [48:40] "ROLLER COASTER of LOVE...glove" - Given a title alone, each GFAF member describes a revolutionary sex toy (or roller coaster). [1:00:52] "Twatter Questions" - Questions from listeners revolve around political correctness, music, and we announce our exciting competition! TWEET or EMAIL your entry to our competition, for your chance to win! Also, be sure to check out NSFRadio!

[0:28] "General Chitchat" - Fez is back this episode and it turns out he has been up to...not much. Luckily Leigh has been to Fiji and got up to some antics! [5:32] "Stiff upper gift" - A role play segment where each host receives an awful Christmas gift, and have to try and act like they are happy to receive it. These tips will come in handy for the holiday season, when we all inevitably get at least one terrible gift. [14:36] "Bullshit Blunders" - Stories are told where each host has had to bullshit out of giving money to charity (mmmmm right in the festive spirit). [30:10] "Christmas Rapping" - Freestyle circle, XMAS STYLE! [35:20] "Merry Political Correctness" - With the world becoming an increasingly PC place, and Christmas being a victim of this, the gang turn their attention to other holidays and PC them up. [46:41] "Twitter Questions" - Questions about Eggnog, Christmas pudding, and finding out the truth about Santa.

This episode is a pod of two halves, during the first half the guys tackle the segments sober, and the second after playing some drinking games in an extended intermission (safe to say there is more singing in second half!) SOBER HALF [0:29] "General Chitchat" - The lads apologise to the listeners for promising that Fez would be here this episode, after he has once again disappointed. The pressure of ordering tickets on ticketmaster also gets some discussion, and how this pressure is accepted on the internet but never would be in person. [11:14] "The world would be better if..." - Hypothetical segment where given a subject the hosts have to explain what changes they would make to make the world a better place. [24:49] "SHIT BLOKE!" - Stories are told where the GFAF hosts admit to being a shit bloke in the past, and yet they wouldn't change what they have done. LOOSE HALF [36:24] "Take your pick" - Put in a hypothetical world where they are down on their luck with no money or looks to speak of, two options are given to try and progress their life. [48:02] "Twitter questions" - The questions cover gaming memories with the family, picking up tips, and band T-shirts. Keep the questions rolling in and be part of the show!

[0:30] "General Chitchat" - Leigh tells a hilarious strange bedfellow story and Leroy gives a glimpse into his rock and roll lifestyle. [7:33] "Experi-MENTAL" - Stephen proposes a few experiments out of left-field for the GFAF members to conduct between recording this and the next podcast. [24:35] "Friendslist" - Lexus requests that everyone helps compile categories for different friendship circles. [33:15] "Sensational Book-case?" - With no more than an abstract title, each member of the podcast describes a fictional book and why you should buy it! [47:30] "Loopy News" - The classic GFAF segment is back, this week the main focus is giant animals. [53:55] "Twitter Questions" - Listeners have tweeted questions in this week that range from topics of gamer stereotypes to what the best way to kill Fez would be.

[0:50] "General Chitchat" - A non-Halloween themed segment, where the guys catch up with some general chitchat and discuss Facebook etiquette as well as patterns in Facebook friends. [9:04] "Ghost Busters" - Everyone tells a story about where they had a spooky or supernatural experience and then BUST IT! by explaining what probably actually happened. [25:35] "Mass-Debate" - The pod crew is split in two as they debate whether or not Trick or Treating (and Halloween in general) should be banned in Australia. [37:34] "Scary Tales and Nursery Crimes" - The abridged version of four classic fairy tales and nursery rhymes is told, each with a Halloween twist. [49:07] "Repression Possessions" - The GFAF crew members each recall freaky moments, which have had a lasting impact on them. [59:34] "Twitter Questions" - Listener questions this week cover; video game consoles, hypothetical voice acting gigs and celebrity dance shows.

[0:30] "General Chitchat" - The fellas discuss the recent Average Joelympics competition that they all participated in (aside from Fez), as well as if there is any part of Leroy's life that doesn't fall under some form of Asian stereotype. [5:12] "GFAF Ineligible Bachelor of the Year" - A vote is undertaken to determine the least eligible bachelor of the podcast. After this, a competition similar to reality TV show, "The Bachelor" takes place, where potential dates give reasons why the bachelor should NOT take them on a date. [14:18] "Peepee Stories" - The GFAF crew discuss the craziest places they have taken a leak. [21:20] "MacGyver Marketing" - Everyone is giving two random household items that they need to combine and market. [30:57] "Loopy News" - The news this week covers noses being grown on people's foreheads, and a cocktail offered in Canada with a severed toe as an ingredient. [41:58] "Public Fails" - Times where people have failed in public, leading to embarrassment and shame. [47:32] "Spoil Sport" - A new sport is created, inclusive of rules, field type, and animal involvement... [53:30] "Twitter Follower Song" - Leigh serenades GFAF's twitter followers. Sorry for not answering twitter questions this episode, we will next episode! Be a part of the show by tweeting @GoodFriendsnFez REMINDER: Average Joelympics now on Youtube!

A one-on-one special with the man himself, Fez. In this episode Fez attempts to redeem his general rubbish performance over the past 20 episodes. Stephen and Fez discuss a variety of topics from GTA V to immigration policies, hypothesis what they would do if they were given 3 wishes (with a twist), recall stories of when they have been a bad friend in the past, and present a PSA by recalling awkward moment's at the doctor's office. Oh, and don't forget to check out THE AVERAGE JOELYMPICS! (for videos go to facebook.com/goodfriendsandfez)

[1:47] "General Chitchat" - A bogged car, and GFAF crem member's first experiences with anime, amateur wrestling and metalcore are discussed as the lads catch up. [15:54] "Podcast Politics" - Each GFAF member represent themselves with randomly assigned time limits to state why the show should not be "Good Friends and them" (and Fez to prove why he should no longer be at the bottom of the totem pole). [22:09] "Circle of Vomit" - Vomit stories, perhaps don't listen while enjoying some goulash. [34:49] "...save a dollar bill y'all" - Each member of the GFAF crew discuss a money saving tip (bonus tip; download this podcast, it is FREE). [41:52] "Baby comeback, oooohhh, ooohhh" - The crew recall moments in their lives where they have had great comebacks. [50:17] "Pathetic Athletic" - the worst sports, that don't deserve to be called a sport are outed. [56:59] "Election Erection" - Policies that the respective GFAF members would introduce if they ever became prime minister. [1:02:45] "Twitter Questions" - Listener questions are answered...the last one is really messed up...we apologise.

[0:53] "General Chitchat" - Leigh discusses his recent housewarming party and gets stuck into the rest of the GFAF crew for a poor showing. Korean BBQs are also discussed. [7:40] "Leroy's Loopy News" The news this week covers; a woman who discovered maggots living in her ear, and a test tube hamburger with a "whopper" of a price tag. [13:18] "Mr. Sandman" Each member of the GFAF gang's dreams have been channeled by the rest of the group who each wrote a line of the dream (without seeing what the others had written) to form the story of each member's dream. The meaning of these dreams is then interpreted. [22:28] "Creative Creatures" The GFAF crew work together to create a new animal, by taking features of existing animals and forming a hybrid (sketch on facebook.com/goodfriendsandfez). [31:30] "That's fact up!" Stephen hosts a quiz that revolves around the other GFAF members having to determine, which of the weird facts about a given topic are correct. [39:27] "Twitter Questions" Listener questions are answered, and with no question off limit, cock was a strong theme. Note: The interesting swapping discussed in episode 18 has been postponed as Fez was away this episode.

[0:33] "General Chitchat" - The three lads who are there to cup the mic, sit around discussing; bare knuckle boxing, taxi cab conversations and the party lifestyle that Fez lives. [9:35] "SORRY WHAT'S YOUR NAME AGAIN?!" - With the attention of the media recently on babies and their names (royal couple, Kanye, etc), the GFAF discuss what they would call their children. [19:18] "Leroy's Loopy News" - This week the news focuses on "breast clouds", and a man who drove his car without a steering wheel. [26:28] "Threesome stories" - not meant to be sexual, just based on the three GFAF members in attendance each telling a piece of a story and trying to pull it all together. [43:16] "In YOUR interest!" To expand the horizons of the other GFAF members, each member of the pod forces one of their interests on another member and sets them a task to explore this interest. [54:48] "Twitter Questions" - Some great questions this week from the GFAF listeners!

So this week is another special episode, which focuses on the Adelaide AVcon (anime and video game convention). A few of the nerdier GFAF members discuss their time at the event and play some interviews they recorded with people attending the convention. This episode is a LOT nerdier than the usual GFAF episodes, but don't fret if you are not really into all things nerdy, this is just a special episode and the first experiment doing roving interviews.

[0:36] "General Chitchat" - The GFAF gang catch up over some general chitchat. We hear how Lexus' Europe trip went and hear a crazy story from Leroy. [7:56] "Leroy's Loopy News" The news this week covers vasectomy operations with live audiences in Adelaide and the usefulness of a new product; hairy socks. [13:44] "Tour Idiot!" Stories from the different members of the podcast where they have encountered idiotic tourists. [21:01] "Gen Y would you do that?!" Issues that have come up in the GFAF gang's lives that they can attribute to the Gen Y culture. [29:50] "8 Smile" A lighthearted rap battle tournament. [43:05] "Poop-ventures" Awkward bathroom related stories. [53:24] "Twitter Questions" The GFAF gang answer listener's questions from any topic imaginable.

The boys get around a guitar and sing their first song this episode, audio bliss. They also squeeze in a fair few topics, including; terrible public transport stories (just when you didn't think your opinion of Fez could get any worse), birthday memories, headphone implants, the pros and cons of playing different sports naked and the lack of public holidays at this time of the year (including ideas for new holidays to fill the void). We won't lie, the segways are a bit rough between these topics on this episode, but we promise a few a laughs during the discussion.

This episode the GFAF crew have prepared some hilarious segments (and one very average movie review segment, chaired by Fez). These segments include; "Loopy News" - ocular fetishes and pump up dicks are the stories. "F#@k You Masterchef" - ingredients are given to each host and they have to come up with an idea for a new TV show using these ingredients. "Fish's Firsts" - the lads discuss their first job, first encounter with a lady and first time getting drunk. "One Liner Shiners" - Each GFAF member pulls a one liner and a demographic of people to say this one liner to from a hat (to be completed by next pod). "Fez's Movie Reviews" - not as lame as it sounds. "Twitter Questions" - the questions get pretty dark this episode.

This episode the GFAF crew put their debating caps on as they tackle "Biggie vs Tupac", "Holden vs Ford" and of course "Seafood vs Landfood". Other topics discussed include; disgraceful parenting, new nightclub (and sandwich bar) ideas, and the story of a man who was caught having sex while drink driving.

Sadly this week the GFAF crew say goodbye to Tyson, at least for the near future. However, we have found a replacement in the form of Fish. So join the remaining GFAF members (apart from Lexus who is currently living it up in Europe!) as they get to know Fish while discussing topics including; 3D printers, fashion regrets, laws that should be abolished and the zombie apocalypse.

This episode focuses on the often absent Leroy, as we attempt to learn more about the man behind "Loopy News". There is more of an intimate setting on this episode as Leroy is joined only by Stephen (due in large part to short notice and trying to catch Leroy before he goes away again). The episode certainly has a different vibe to it, and while perhaps not as many laughs as other episodes, certainly accomplishes what it sets out to do...learn more about the Mystery Malaysian, Leroy. Credit for audio used goes to SoundChris, check him out on newgrounds!

To celebrate reaching double figures, the boys play a drinking game on this episode, as a result they are more relaxed, but it would be fair to say the quality suffers. Topics discussed on this episode include; lost in translation stories (quickly turns to a brag session), underage drinking, selling out and interpreting the 10 commandments for our information age...oh and the slap is back!

This week we are missing Fez as well as Leroy (though don't fret Loopy News is still there). Missing Fez, the GFAF crew find themselves frustrated without having him to rip on and conversation often turns to fighting or erections. Other topics discussed include pro wrestling, childhood reflections (favourite video game etc), the classic 150 Pokemon and a machine the japanese have invented which allows people to project their dreams on a TV screen.

This week join the Good Friends and Fez crew as they discuss; the awkward first time you meet your partner's parents over dinner, what it would be like to have fine dining in McDonalds, present a new video game concept, the happening town that is Adelaide, fictional porn stars and the classic movie, Die Hard. This episode goes from very nerdy at times, to very sexual towards the end.

The GFAF crew discuss what their gimmick would be if they were a serial annoyer (murderer seemed like it might get a bit dark), the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film, the Salem Witch Trials, a girl who is addicted to eating deodorant, whether or not killing an alien would be considered murder and more! Credit for audio used goes to Octoentandre from Newgrounds.

This week the GFAF crew discuss the Adelaide Fringe, a good place to send racist bogans, come up with add-ons for mundane household items, review D1: The Mighty Ducks and things get really weird with Leroy's new segment "Topical Paradise". Credit for audio used goes to Octoentandre and armandragon from Newgrounds.

This week the GFAF crew discuss obscure song lyrics, run ins with the police, horrendous hypotheticals, addictive online games and answer the first listener question!

Join the GFAF crew as they discuss the sunny side up of global issues, answer a quiz to determine if they truly are good friends, laugh about Leroy's awkward moment which required a change of underwear, and introduce a sound machine.

The Good Friends and Fez crew discuss New Year festivities/resolutions, the poisonous nature of a slow loris' elbows and what they would do if they won $40 million. We apologise for the audio issues with this podcast, we are aware of them and will aim to improve them in the future.