LIVE From the Beach Bungalow

Grab your lever and pull to kill aliens in an all new LIVE! This week the Boiz are tackling the moral dilemma of the trolley problem. Would Pat kill the best Jurassic movie to preserve the other five? Would Matt murder a friendly dragon to save a necrophiliac? Is running over Jesus allowed since he's meant to die for our sins anyway? Plus, the Muppets meet Saddam. A turkey attacks. Pat's old plastic movie theater cup meets a tragic end. All that and shrimp tacos and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your gaggledygoo and join the Part Oners for an all new LIVE! The Boiz are here to further their exploration of post-modern friendship. Did people eat mummies? How does flying happen? Is Edmonton named after a guy called Ed? Plus, Pat gives his graham cracker life hack. Matt rallies his social network to win a rare book. The Normals meet expectations again. Non-exploding children prevail and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your big juicy un-moisturized arms and meet us in Venice Beach for an all new LIVE! We all need insurance, but we don't actually want it. Well, now we do! Pat insures going to new restaurants. Matt insures his unrealized goals. plus, is 2025 a filler episode for humanity? Are you getting down with freeze-dried fruit? Is lip balm snake oil? All that and the reverse flash and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your oxygen tanks and make your way to the VIP rug recliners for an all new LIVE! The Boiz are opening a new night club and it's strictly for the age bracket that isn't allowed to listen to the show (nursing home eligibles and above). Pat cashes in on dumb dumbs. Matt isn't worried about Will Anderson. Jack Black gets the good Twisted Tea. Plus, do you want us to brainwash you? Why can't you twitch the curtains? Wouldn't it be nice if you could just go into a closet for ten minutes? All that and fancy people eating mummies and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your bag with drawstrings and no zippers and meet us at Sunshine Academy for an all new LIVE! What are some ways you could tell that Matt was a rich kid and Pat was a poor kid? Pat's dad got mad when Matt took bottles of water from the outdoor fridge. Matt traveled to school in a limo (allegedly). Plus, a new supervillain is here and he can read and write at a way higher level than Pat. All that and central air and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your scissorhands and backstab Pat in part one of an all new LIVE! There is a new pope in town and he bleeds red, white, and blue. But is he American enough? Plus, Matt commits betrayal Pat. Pat is a guy's guy. The devil makes pea soup. This post-friendship modern exploration of something might be nonsense, but it's not a waste of 20 minutes! And it's LIVE!

Grab your big container of chopped up logs and meet us in 1885 for a new Beach Bung Block! Take a swig of wake up juice and let's talk movies. For the first time in 5.5 years, Matt speaks properly into his mic. Pat learns all about Jules Verne. Robert Zemeckis has a weird fixation with the uncanny valley. Plus, who is the barbed wire salesman? Would you stay or would you go? Mom, that salesman is on TV! All that and ZZ Tops and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your farm-to-table needles and meet us at the torture farm for an all new LIVE! Fresh off the realization that Mystic Aquarium is running a beluga whale scheme, the Boiz are concocting new animal grifts. Would a crab eat your feet? Would your blood clot if you were cut in half but had endless blood? How many times can a lizard lose its tail? Plus, big update on Fencepocolypse. Matt milks a squid. Pat has the hands of an armadillo. All that and the sleepy sewing frequency and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your soy sauce tequila with ocean lime garnish and join us on the sand carpet for the 300th episode! Through the throngs of homeless elephant protesters awaits a star-studded affair, with everyone from Doug Pitt to the flock of turkey ghosts in attendance. Pat is horny at the birth. Matt fights bag straps. Dan dumps the goop. Plus, an NFL legend gets banned from the show. Seniors are panic-stricken. A rift in space/time opens. Yuge coins, ten feet long, ten feet wide. You don't know who will drop in when we take a surreal post-modern stroll down memory lane and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your cave cheese and join us on the upper floor kingdom of post-tsunami Jamaica in an all new LIVE! The 300-episode prequel celebration is here, and the Boiz are reflecting on the eventual end of their show. Matt reads Charles Dickens. Pat gets taxed on his jet ski exports. Bobby Kookamungus sues the pod for all it's worth, which is nothing. Plus, we is rot? What do you want? Is the world ready for an Asian pope? Modern, hip, all over the place. It's a post-modern resuscitation examination of male friendship and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your government-issued rabbit and join us at participating retail outlets for an all new LIVE! They're chuckling. They're buckling. They're doing that thing where they wing it. Slime is hot in the streets. Everybody is Sinbad. Beluga whales are insanely bald. Plus, what if Black Friday was December 23rd? Was Jesus down for eight weeks or three days? Would you blast off in a unisex bathroom? Baskets. Grass. Eggs. Chocolate. It all happens LIVE!

Grab your magnetic hoochywhatchy and join us on Skull Island for an all new LIVE! Pat's neighbor is trying to erect a fence and it's up to the Bung Boiz to stop him. Matt buys up all the surrounding property. Pat adopts a snow leopard. Fence Biggly sells Invisible Fence 2. Plus, does the earth tilt? Is VHS making a comeback? What is the next Beach Bungalow Blockbuster? Elephant mail is delivered here and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your rich person injection and head to the library of ignorance on an all new LIVE! It's Friday, which means another episode is here whether Pat likes it or not. Puke fear abounds as the Boiz try to sell each other on things such as traveling more and watching good TV shows. You know, the really tough stuff. Is a bathroom a room? Would Matt be a bad parent? Can Pat find it within himself to believe climate change is real? Plus, the Pecky Hound. Chekov's Cat. Purposeful Pissing. It's rock bottom and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your full moon pair and beat the robot in an all new LIVE! This week the Boiz are throwing controversial opinions around and they're ready for the pitchforks to come for them. Pat is a soda whore. Matt is talking politics. Elephants are going homeless. Plus, is Gatorland too expensive? Can the couch belt be saved? Why does Pat think Matt should have a sex change? All that and a smoking hot batman take and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your Dramamine and rum punch and meet us in a parentheses within a parentheses for an apocalyptic new LIVE! The government has tried to cover up the tragic killer potato attack at last week's Macy's St. Patrick's Day Parade in Raccoon City, but the Boiz are here to get the truth out. And before you get caught unaware, it's time for some tips and tricks to protect yourself if potatoes strike in a town near you. Matt gets mounted. Pat breaks his snorkel gear. Frosty is a mudman. Plus, where is the soul of Mr. Potato Head? Can you weaponize a T-shirt cannon? Will Shelby Pexler save the day? Every day we rise and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your lava cannons and get ready to chuckle and buckle on an all new LIVE! Pat is shaved and ready to rumble as the Boiz go head-to-head in a race to the (probably death). How anti-gravity is Pat's anti-gravity field? What is in Matt's egg bombs? Can a metallic bird with warp nacelles be brought down by magnet plates? Plus, T-word as Kermit. Hamster balls of doom. Bungalow After Dark. It's a show. It exists. You will listen. It's LIVE!

Grab your egg-bound parakeet and lay on demand in an all new LIVE! The Boiz are once again called in to solve a crisis, and once again they do it with ease. Chickens are calling out sick, and egg prices are soaring. How can we crack this case? One chicken, two butts, there's a solution. Chicken orgies, boom, two solutions. It's time to put Eggmerica first, folks. Sorry, yolks. Plus, are bugs giving ant flu? Would you eat your friend's eggs? How many butts are we talkin', here? Seagulls are people and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your ring of power and join us on a quest through 2/3rds of 2/3rds of J.R.R. Tolkien's epic trilogy, rendered in eye-popping 70's animation! The Bung Boiz are back to review another classic piece of cinema, this time it's the cartoon “The Lord of the Rings,” complete with the weirdest character designs and worst voice acting you can imagine. Gandalf goes to outer space. All the Hobbits are chainsmokers. Bill the donkey gets ripped to shreds. It's an age of terrifying rotoscope and queer Gollums. An era of colorful wizards and Samwise with a possible learning disability. Will the Boiz make it to Mount Doom before they run out of time (in their episode)? Tune in because it all happens LIVE!

Grab your penile spikes and go butt to butt in an all new LIVE! This week the Boiz are trying to stick each other with grenades in vulnerable moments. Matt is stuck in traffic. Pat is playing video games. Stitch is feeling lucky. Plus, Does Pat shower with a gun? Is Matt afraid of the toilet? Do they have tubs in London? The gobbledygook is out of control and the vile pug offspring comma was smushed in the womb. It all happens LIVE!

Grab your kitchenware and linens and walk a mile in the pouring rain on an all new LIVE! Its V-day, but the boys are filled with malice so they're sending gifts to the people they hate. Matt is giving the gift of “K” texts. Pat tortures his enemies with a hamster. Margaret spreads her bee wings and flies. Plus, who are muppets? Why was Kendrick Lamar wearing an Amazon necklace? Is Pat's obsession with swords like a dog who doesn't know he's a dog? Grab a chair if you dare because it's all happening LIVE!

Grab your mixed CDs and take it back to the early aughts for an all new LIVE! We're dealing in nostalgia this week folks and let's just say it's time to do one for us (for a change). Pat brings back baldness. Matt rents it, loves it, buys it. The Boiz disagree about real flavoring in foods. Plus, Matt gives an update on his adventures throughout London. Pat gives a shocking Super Bowl prediction. Nobody is happy about cars flashing lights. Is this the first episode description without a question? Not anymore! Don't take the red pill and turn racist, but do tune in when this all happens LIVE!

Grab your spear and kill the fire in an all new LIVE! The Boiz are taking it all the way back to caveman times. Pat has a neighbor dinosaur that owns a dog, but he also rides the dinosaur occasionally. Matt is prime for clubbing. Triple H is the Tooth Fairy. Plus, could you walk from South Africa to Florida if there was a land bridge? Did cavemen invent sushi? How is a saber-toothed tiger like Patrick Mahomes? Me like onion and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your right wing gateway book and venture on over for an all new LIVE! Now that the government has taken care of that pesky TikTok (kind of), what else should we ban? Pat wants water aerobics OUTTA HERE! Matt is #Done with billionaires. Rachel Pigwise also makes some good points. Plus, what percentage of Americans do you think are farmers? What's good about social media? Amis or ISIS? All that and the Lost Scrolls and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your skull bumper sticker and return your speakers to their upright positions on an all new LIVE! It's never too early to plan your next crisis, and the Boiz are planning theirs. Matt doesn't get any business at his farmer's market framed poetry booth. Pat is crushing cows like olives. Timofee Falamet is giving Rango. Plus, would you rather go to a monastery or a T.G.I. Fridays? Is whale oil good for the environment? What's the mush? All that and the Lesser Eagle and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your smartphone and get ready to LIVE stream an all new LIVE! This week, the Boiz are watching and reviewing the 2022 feature “Marry Me” starring Jennifer Lopez and Owen Wilson. Take the journey with them as they head to Chicago or Pittsburgh to the Grammys for Math. Laugh alongside them as they watch leading lady Kat Valdez struggle to open doors or operate a blender. Jump in fright at the multiple contractually obligated Jimmy Fallon cameos. Plus, what if Dua Lipa came to your prom? Is J.Lo good at bowling? Who is this movie for? All that and the Pat Scale and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your pickleball paddle and meet us on the court for an all new LIVE! Matt is heading across the pond, and the Bung Boiz are bracing for impact with some predictions and plans for the year ahead. The Boiz also preview a new special series beginning with the next episode. Pat reveals a new sponsor. Matt lets a coyote with jeans into his house, but calls the cops on a group of goblins. Plus, what is Cruise Wolfe's mysterious injury? Do alligators like ice cream? Is Michael Caine in the room with us right now? All that and Space Grinch and it all happens LIVE! Head to sixzeropickleball.com and be sure to use promo code SULLIVAN10 at checkout.

Grab your snacks from the hospital and schedule a playdate on an all new LIVE! What are some things you vow NOT to do in 2025? FInd out whether Matt finally ran around the moon. Discover the truth behind Pat's endorsement deal with Seeq. Learn which Bung Boi can't stand escape rooms. Plus, a reveal around every corner. Updates about a new host, intermissions, and Matt's next work destination. All that and cloud eggs and it all happens LIVE! Seeq Protein Promo Link: https://www.seeqsupply.com/PATRICK52906

Grab your Starbs peppermint mocha drink with the chocolate curls and channel Papa Magic on a Christmasy new episode of LIVE! What kind of Christmas are you dreaming of this year? Pat is dreaming of a swole liftmas. Matt is dreaming of a drunk Christmas. The boys are both hoping for some peace and quiet. Plus, does Brad Pitt have to work on Wednesdays? What do plants like? What's up with the sexy assassin? We're stuffing stockings and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your magical rocks and prepare to be bamboozled on an all new LIVE! Dungeon Master Dan returns and he's brought real Bungavoter energy with him. The Boiz are talking trolls this week. Pat lurks at the neighborhood ATM machine. Matt is grabbing ankles underneath the bleachers. Dan is trolling specifically Daniel Craig because he doesn't like him as Bond. Plus, do trolls have tools? Which of the Bung Boiz is Harry Potter? Where do bee stings hurt the most? All that and the biggest surprise in Bungalow history and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your misshapen bug body and head to Megalopolis for a new LIVE! Now that Presidents are pardoning their own family, it's time for another round of pardons for the Bung Boiz. Who deserves the free pass? Matt pardons Moby Dick. Pat pardons Tony Soprano. Plus, why did Joey do the couch up the stairs? Did they have elevators in the 90s? Why are the listeners in podcast jail? Pat has paper towel drama and Matt has broken up with a second therapist. Find out more on an all new LIVE!

Grab your big tub of acorns and dive into a festival new LIVE! It's never too late for our annual Thanksgiving episode! What are some ways Pat could spice up his first Thanksgiving as the host? Pat turns it into a black tie event. Matt refuses to look inside himself. Jim Standowitz calls the Lions game. Plus, how long can Pat remain in peak form? Where will Matt be for Thanksgiving? Would you believe your significant other if they told you Walt Disney was haunting them? All that and Jay Tingle Says Tongle and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your sacred jars and collect eyeballs on a totally not-Halloweeny episode of LIVE! The Boiz are haunted by lingering spirits who need missions completed before they can move to the afterlife. What would you do? Matt has to get a problematic movie made to help Walt Disney. Pat has to tolerate Oppenheimer so he doesn't destroy the world. A new worst impression is discovered. Plus, did Helen Keller hear Margaritaville? Whatever happened to the Rhode Island Ghost Fighters? You wanna get beef on turkey? Eight-Legged Freaks with beans and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your emergency mozzarella sticks and heat ‘em up at halftime for an all new LIVE! Today the Boiz are talking ways to manage your stress and anger. Matt suggests isolation. Pat recommends screaming into a void, but not like the scene in “Garden State.” And Pat reveals his keys to success in an attempt to make Matt realize he needs to quit his job. Plus, are you actually happy or do you just have money? Is gravity caused by apple trees? Does Time + Madden = Growth? All that and the urgent finality of everything and it all happens LIVE!Seeq Protein Promo Link: https://www.seeqsupply.com/PATRICK52906

Grab your toenail and peel it off on an all new LIVE! This week the Boiz are joined by special guest “Our Friend Jared” to debate some of life's most important topics, like whether Fat Goalie has any chance of working and if animals should be taxed. Plus, why is Matt's dad missing half a fingernail? What is a structured manor? Canning worms, in this economy? Squirrels are sucking all the acorns and it all happens LIVE! Seeq Protein Promo Link: https://www.seeqsupply.com/PATRICK52906

Grab your Sunbrella and veil and meet us in the Beach Bungalow Live for an all new LIVE! It's a new draft that feels like one we've done before but we probably haven't. What would YOU want to sweat? Pat retires a bit. Matt goes back to 5th grade to find the time capsule. Pat recaps a high school football game. Matt doesn't like the old Chinese man in the bodega. Plus, does sweat go through pipes? What's your SPF? Why did Trivia Master Zach call Matt late one Saturday night in September? Watch your paw print, meow! And it all happens LIVE! Seeq Protein Promo Link: https://www.seeqsupply.com/PATRICK52906

Grab your sconce and hit the sconce spot on an all new LIVE! The Boiz are headed to PodCon when their car floods and they are stranded at a haunted house for the night. Together, they must survive the ghouls, goblins, and haunted couches that lurk there. Will Pat be able to resist the sexy sandwich in the other room? Will Matt have what it takes to kill Kermit the Frog Worm Demon? Is that cardboard cutout of Michael Shannon cursed? Plus, did you leave your drops of blood out for Dracula this year? Maybe he'll show up, and bring a special guest with him. All that and tips on how to scare your closest friends and it all happens DEAD!

Grab your fossils and welcome…to the 2024 Dino Bee. The Boiz are joined by Zach, the Carrot Top of podcasting. This year he hosts the annual bee as Pat and Matt go claw for claw to see who knows the least about dinosaurs. Pat's knowledge of the “Dinosaurs” TV series is put to the test. Matt gets boned by the Cretaceous Period. Zach knows the winner after the first round but doesn't reveal it until the end. A lot of mulching with Barney's friend Trish and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your hard shells in the butt and alchemize Diet Coke on an all new LIVE! Finally, an educational episode for the people. How do phones work? How do boats float? What is a stock? And other hard hitting questions like what is your preferred dip at parties? Why does Matt's drink smell like cheese? What puts out the fire inside Pat? Plus, Matt is at risk of nipple discharge. Pat has a bad Caliendo. Rocks are spitting out dirt mites. All that and BUY BUNGALOW, BUY BUNGALOW, BUY BUNGALOW and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your cheese barrel and meet us at Goats ‘n' Stuff for an all new LIVE! What kind of stuff can you turn into an O-Lantern? Pat leaves fires unattended. Matt eats salad with a spoon. A people can't fit in a corn. Plus, what will be the October Surprise? Is America too woke to make a city look like a speeding car? Abraham Lincoln, gay? All that and chocolate balls with faces and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your fortune cookies and let's get weird on an all new LIVE! Matt tries optimizing brain breaks. Pat can't smash heads into chests due to society. N*te refuses to place a bet. Plus, what happens when the Boiz switch bodies? Would Matt start beating people up? Would Pat go sleeveless to his desk job? Could we finally prove if Matt is colorblind or just bad with colors? All that and the Hogs and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your fifty demon-sounding portobello mushrooms and join us in a world of pure randomization. The Boiz are John Candy as Wonka and they are opening new whimsical and often nefarious factories. Matt corners the market on fantasies. Pat is excreting potions. Pies are singing show tunes. Plus, would you buy a grass-smelling duck? Who would Gene Wilder play in the MCU? Why is pat into effeminate ghosts? All that and rainbow crust, but we're not a rapper. And it all happens live!

Grab your dandelion and float away with Patty Poppins on an all new LIVE! If you were the size of an ant, what are some activities you would do? Pat takes a dip in the syrup pool of a waffle. Matt goes to a spa day in a sponge. Together, the Boiz address the status of a third host. Plus, what's up with the lighting in the Minecraft movie trailer? What soup would Pat dive in? When does Matt leave Canada? All that and more and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your spoon and join us for Spoon Day on an all new LIVE! Matt encounters two wildly shaped priests. Pat meets Sally and Harry. Matt leaves a bad tip for the mob. Pat abandons the show to kiss his baby. Plus, what's Pat's favorite picking food? What are the best moments in life for a one-line zinger? Is Matt more miserable than he has ever been? It's soup season and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your cruise package and head to Bermuda for an all new LIVE! The Bung Boiz are joined by Cruise Wolfe and Billy Brickz from the Flex Worthy Fantasy Football Podcast and together they draft this year's edition of NFL Hot Takes. Pat doesn't endorse cultural exchanges. Matt once caught a pass from Sam Darnold. Cruise Wolfe just got back from a cruise. And Brickz tries to go spicy mayo. Plus, is there a Lowes to head coach pipeline? Is Dennis Allen munchausing Kendre Miller? Will Christian Watson's bottom half be replaced with Hulk legs? All that and the return of Mr. Lister and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your baggy sailor shirt and join us in the one item or less line for an all new LIVE! The handicap spots are always empty, so it's time we replace or upgrade those things. Matt turns them into a free valet service. Pat replaces the spots with food trucks. Plus, why did Matt fire his therapist? Why did Pat oil up his daughter's legs? Who stuck their fingers in the frosting? All that and more and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your Patomattic and get a treat on an all new LIVE! What are some ways you feel motivated or demotivated? Pat loves sharing spaces with friends. Matt goes to a bad Canadian watch party. The boiz catch a rock with another rock. Plus, what's the one way you can ruin a competition for Pat? Should the Olympics be every year? Did Matt see a ghoul in his mirror? All that and Patlov's Matt and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your rabbit croquettes and join us at John Wick Elementary for an all new LIVE! The Boiz are opening up their own Bar and Grille and it's time to let you know what to expect when you walk through the door. Pat's bar is dank and filled with creeps. Matt's is sandy and filled with way too much light. What are the Boiz plotting to sneak on to a construction site in Rhode Island? Plus, what beverage did Pat's doctor tell him he wasn't allowed to keep in the house? Why does Matt technically still work at Applebee's? How much is that pizza in the window? All that and blue sweat and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your robot clowns and head to Broadway for an all new LIVE! Pat has seen Mamma Mia an alleged three times in a row and it's time to use that inspiration to pitch the next great musical. How does a white, upper class, son of a President also become President? Did Monster Hands get the apartment? Will the Hobbit bard regain his singing voice in time to save Middle Earth? Plus, a nefarious character from the Boiz's past returns in an all new bit. Matt lists his least favorite musicals and Pat goes to Broadway to become an actor or something. All that and a jack rabbit jumping off a pickup truck and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your lame cuck and tease your rumple on an all new LIVE! Lots going on this week, leaving very little room for an actual draft. Matt abandons his Biden impression. Pat starves in Sandwich, Massachusetts. Big Lou has diabetes. Plus, which of the boiz licks cars? How long is too long to wait for service at a restaurant? And who won the Music League competition? All that and the butt of the sugar cone and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your ‘89 Honda Civic and grease it up in front of your neighbor's apartment in an all new LIVE! Matt's neighbor might be a murderer, and the Boiz are here to handle the situation. Matt befriends the killer but then spills coffee on him. Pat sets up a series of booby traps and then tries to teach him a lesson. Plus, what would you do if you walked into a room and Robin Williams was sitting there? Why won't Pat sign up for therapy? Is Matt a squirrely little nerd boy? All that and two Inception references and it all happens LIVE!

Grab your tiny gavel and sue a new episode of LIVE! The Boiz head to court to take on each other in a grudge match for the ages, and friend of the show Lawyer Jen is here to rule on all the cases. Pat feels defamed from the time he didn't buckle his seatbelt. Matt sues Pat over a “thank you” that he never got. Lawyer Jen sits in awe at just how long Pat and Matt have held grudges against one another. Plus, was Matt at fault for Pat's poor cinematography? Did Matt cause emotional damage by not inviting Pat to a pizza party in 2006? And does REDACTED INDIVIDUAL have any claim to the work of the show since he left before his 300 episode contract? All that if it pleads the court and it all happens LIVE!