Somebody Save Me: The Official, but mostly Unofficial, Smallville Podcast

!SKCUS GNI***F EOLHCChloe is on the brink of divorce, so why not throw a last-minute birthday party and not invite your husband? Zatanna (O M G) shows up and grants Chloe one wish. Wishing for love back? Yeah right, Chloe wishes to be Lois! Now deemed "Chlois", she has to get help from Clark in order for Zatanna to reverse the spell. Too bad Clark accidentally wishes to not have any world-saving responsibilities and forgets about everything super. Meanwhile, all Zatanna wants is for Oliver to get her dead dad's spell book. Serinda Swan (Reacher, The Coroner, Ballers) makes her first special guest appearance as DC Comics original character Zatanna Zatara.Don't forget to leave those FIVE STARS!

THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN! (Tess included)Jimmy, who is still in recovery mode, witnesses Davis committing a murder at the hospital. Davis claims he is hallucinating because Jimmy is secretly a drug addict. Chloe doesn't believe her own husband, which makes Jimmy take matters into his own hands. Tess invites Clark on a private jet so she can crash it on purpose, but not before she trauma dumps.

Hydro, Pt. II: Super Soaked An INFAMOUS season six villain is back, and we're not talking about Linda Lake. Megan, a.k.a. The Nurse/The Wife, returns as our guest co-host...and gets us drunk. Linda Lake returns to Metropolis to threaten Clark with exposing his true identity to the world. Clark decides to take control and have Lois leak the story first (he's high out of his mind), but things take a turn for the worse. Meanwhile, Davis is back and stealing drugs out of the hospital. Oh, and Jimmy STILL isn't back. Tori Spelling (Beverly Hills, 90210, Scary Movie 2) returns to special guest star as the water-powered news reporter Linda Lake.

The Dark Lana Saga finally comes to an end... THANK GOD!Everyone's "favorite" power couple is back after Lana got her super skin last week. While Clark just wants to have sex all day in his parents' old bed, Lana is only interested in "saving people", a.k.a. hunting down Lex. Toyman shows up and kills the entire board of directors at LuthorCorp. Oliver guilt trips Chloe into finding Lex in order to kill him. Lex reveals he's been in a garbage truck for the last few months and has only wanted to destroy the Clana relationship, which is honestly a good thing.Kristen Kreuk makes her final appearance as the once adorable, but now insufferable, DC Comics original character Lana Lang. Chris Gauthier (Watchmen, Once Upon a Time) guest stars as DC Comics original character Winslow Schott, a.k.a. Toyman.

Lana, where's my super [skin] suit?!The Ultimate Dark Lana saga continues.Lana decides that the world is much better off if she had super powers, so she hires Dr. Groll to burn her alive. Clark finds out Chloe also lies for her other friends (not just him). Tess bonds with Clark over B&E. Lana and Tess are somehow best friends now. Where the f*** are Jimmy and Lois?

Law & Order: Smallville Victims UnitDetective John Jones makes his return only to get shot, while on duty, in the first five minutes. After Clark finds out it was an inside job he decides to go undercover as a cop named Joe Fordman (Top 10) in order to find the culprit. Meanwhile, Lana is still here, back as the lead terrorist, and now fighting with Tess about Lex and the famous art of Wushu.Phil Morris returns for another special guest appearance as DC Comics original character John Jones ("J'onn J'onzz"), a.k.a Martian Manhunter.

31st Century's very own idiots!The second half of season eight begins, so that means we tank the story right? A group of aliens come from the future to stroke Clark's massive ego, and to prevent another Brainiac resurrection by killing Chloe. They also decide to tell Lana she's historically important (forgot she's still here). Clark just wants to beat up these futuristic idiots and get his best friend back to normal. Davis is straight CHILLIN'. Jimmy is in a coma…right???Don't forget to leave those five stars!

Smallville Presents: The Bride of DoomsdayWedding bells are ringing for Chloe and Jimmy. Davis is actually Doomsday and becomes a murderous wedding crasher. Clark and Lois experience a cute moment. Oliver ruins everything by teaming up with Lana, a.k.a. the devil. #RIPGayColinSam Witwer (Star Wars: The Clone Wars) makes his official appearance as DC Comics original character Doomsday. Kristen Kreuk makes her temporary return as DC Comics original character Lana Lang.Don't forget to leave those five stars!

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind: The Chloe EditionBrainiac makes a surprise return as the true man that's been inside of Chloe (no, seriously) the past year. But now, he's causing her to lose her all of memories rapidly. Jimmy can't deal with another amnesia blondie, so he turns to Clark for help who then goes to Big Daddy Jor-El (LFG!). While Chloe tries to remain calm, she eventually can only think of her favorite paramedic: Davis. Wink, wink. Kristen Kreuk makes her temporary return as DC Comics original character Lana Lang.

The Return of Kara...and her amnesia?Clark takes a nice trip with Lois to the Phantom Zone and finds Kara there with some new dreads. While attempting to get back, the femdom wife of Zod takes over Lois' body in order to find her son...DAVIS?! Meanwhile, Tess continues to be annoying and Chloe uses Oliver just to steal and push him around.

Freak of the Week presents: Mind-F**k!Jimmy finally figures out who Clark is after snapping a picture of a red-blue blur (wink, wink fans) saving Lois from a mugger. All Jimmy wants is to be C.K.'s BFF and fellow confidant. Too bad Clark will do anything and everything possible to lie to Jimmy, so he brings in Oliver, a current alcoholic/sex addict, to do the same plan they did back in Hydro (#6.10)...smh. Meanwhile, Lois gets taken on a date by a new reporter who just so happens to be a certified Black Creek meteor freak.Kyle Schmid (Copper, NCIS: Origins) guest stars as Sebastian Kane, a.k.a. Wilson Turner.

R.I.P. Mary - May Santa bring you the right toy nowA serial killers is on the loose after a string of related attacks happen within Metropolis. With the help of the not-so-mighty Detective Jon Jones, Clark investigates Davis after noticing that he's been at every crime scene. Davis keeps blacking out and thinks he actually might be the killer, but accuses Clark instead. Jimmy just wants to ride shotgun in an ambulance and Chloe is hosting Meteor Freaks Anonymous sessions at the Isis Foundation.

Welcome to the Love Doctor's "Shock of Love" Chloe and Jimmy are kidnapped after their engagement party and get put into a twisted game that tests their love for each other. The Love Doctor asks them a few dumb questions, then lets them go (not kidding). Before Clark and Lois realize they're safe, they end up caught in the game themselves after masquerading as a couple around town. Meanwhile, Oliver needs some action, so he hits up Tess to hook up and talk about her old friend Megan (R.I.P.).

Now Presenting: Basic Instinct (Smallville Edition) All because Tess doesn't know what she's doing, a queen named Maxima shows up to Metropolis looking for a Kryptonian husband. No mortal man can survive her kiss, so Clark has to take one for the team on this one. Jimmy finds Chloe's love letter to Clark from season two episode "Fever" (she so did it on purpose). Lois shows her first sign of jealousy after seeing Clark with another woman. Charlotte Sullivan (Rookie Blue, Chicago Fire) special guest stars as, DC Comics original character, Maxima.

R.I.P. Megan - The best friend nobody wanted. What's a good superhero show without a SUPER retcon? Oliver is back in town and gets poisoned by someone from his past. Chloe uses her new Brainiac skills, and her E.R. Lover Davis, to track down an antidote. Clark finds out that Tess and Oliver know each other from their Jungle Freak-Off days, and is the only one that knows of this rare poison. Meanwhile, Lois becomes toxic herself while giving Oliver sponge baths as he's dying. Also, WHERE'S JIMMY?!

What happens when a street rat blows up a bus? It's Clark's first day at the Daily Planet and he manages to save the new boss, Tess Mercer, after a bus explodes in the city. Lois starts showing Clark the ropes in a very adorable way. Chloe begins a new paramedic love affair while also taking in a random girl named Bette who just so happens to be a meteor freak. Jessica Parker Kennedy (Black Sails, The Flash) special guest stars as DC Comics original character Bette San Souci, a.k.a. Plastique. Sam Witwer (Star Wars: The Clone Wars) makes his debut as season eight's new character Davis Bloome.

This is dedicated to Texas, Louisiana swamps and Mother Russia! It's been four long weeks since the collapse of Clark's fortress. Here's what's happening: Clark has been slanging black market seafood in a Russian work camp. Oliver, AC and Dinah fight to reunite with their Boy Scout. Chloe has new powers and is loving it. Lois is now ten times hotter. LuthorCorp's new CEO arrives and has red hair...coincidence? Not likely. Cassidy Freeman (The Righteous Gemstones, Longmire) makes her Smallville debut as new series regular Tess Mercer. Justin Hartley, Alan Ritchson and Alaina Huffman all make their return as DC Comics original characters Green Arrow (Oliver Queen), Aquaman (Arthur Curry) and Black Canary (Dinah Lance), respectively.

The Film Review Nobody Wanted/The Real Reason Lana Left It's a new year, so we had to shake things up a bit. Join us in our first viewing of the unforgettable, 3% certified fresh, Street Fighter movie from '09. The most legendary of useless characters all-around and we get to prove how this story is canon to Lana's character arc. HIGHLY RECOMMEND* to watch the movie before listening to us give it the best review it'll ever receive. #It'sALanavilleSummerInBangkokAfterAll (P.S. - please excuse the audio issues during the intro) (P.S.S. - remember to leave those FIVE STARS!)

Another season, another award show... MERRY CHRISTMAS!The Two Nerdy Idiots have brought back everyone's favorite tradition: the end-of-the-season award show! We've returned with plenty of nominations from ourselves, but also the fans. Thank you once again for participating and making this show one of the best things we look forward to doing. Cheers to our original fans, but also the newcomers! Hope you enjoy the show and wonderful categories...hehe.Don't forget to leave those FIVE STARS!!!

#MostDisappointingSeasonFinale Long story short: Kara is Brainiac (doesn't make sense). Clark isn't doing anything to stop Lex from finding out how to control him. Chloe hates Kara lowkey. Jimmy gets way too much screen time. Lois is drinking while on the clock. The power of Cyrus defeats Brainiac. Lex finally finds out Clark's secret (it's a 5-minute scene). James Marsters (Buffy: The Vampire Slayer) returns again as DC Comics original character Brainiac. Don't forget to leave those 5 STARS!

The secret lies with Charlotte... After a weird "assassination" attempt on Lex leaves him scarred with strange symbols, Clark and Chloe decipher the code and are led to a church by the last surviving member of Veritas... EDWARD TEAGUE! But things don't go as planned and now Clark must race to find the secret Kryptonian information before Lex and his new Antiques Roadshow assistant. Robert Picardo (Star Trek: Voyager) special guest stars as Edward Teague. Don't forget to leave those FIVE STARS!

Smallville Presents: A Krypton Carol Clark comes to the crazy conclusion that Earth, and everyone he loves, would be better off if he never existed. Jor-El overhears his stupidity and puts him in a simulation of a world that never had Clark. The Kents have a human son, Lana is married to a French Pete Ross, Chloe doesn't matter, Jimmy is Jimmy and Lois is somehow even hotter for Clark. What could go wrong? Oh, Lex Luthor is President of the United States and wants to nuke the entire world. James Marsters (Buffy: The Vampire Slayer) returns again as DC Comics original character Brainiac.

The name is Olsen...James Olsen. Chloe's secret hacking skills have finally caught up to her when Jimmy gets blackmailed by the feds in order to spy on Chloe to see what other "terrorist" acts she plans to commit. Meanwhile, all Chloe is trying to do is find Kara and Brainiac because Clark only wants to fix Lana instead of stopping Lex from getting the secret Veritas box in Zurich. Don't forget to leave those 5 STARS!

The Death of Lionel Luthor A murderer, a horrible step-papa, even worst father and a billionaire. He will be missed. Time to play the Who's Dumber? game! Lex murders his father for not giving him the second Veritas key. Lionel hid the key with Chloe, so Lex fires her and easily takes it. Jimmy got a picture proving Lionel's murder and sends out the info in a text message. Lois tries to help, gets shot then thrown into a freezer with Jimmy. Clark doesn't care about any of this and only wants to fix Lana because he's tired of looking at her. Don't forget to leave those 5 STARS!

Today's Top Word: V E R I T A S Lex is somehow gaining back memories after a bullet in the head from 3 episodes ago. What are the memories about? VERITAS. Brainiac is back and wants Kara to "save Krypton". Probably a lie, but HELL YEAH! VERITAS! Lois and Jimmy Team-Up #2 to take down Lionel for crimes linked to...VERITAS. Clark chooses Lana over trying to save Kara...Veritas? James Marsters (Buffy: The Vampire Slayer) makes his return as DC Comics original character Brainiac.

Veritas: The Ultimate Retcon Lionel hires a former 33.1 employee to take Clark hostage and thrown into a kryptonite cage. Why? The daughter of the late Virgil Swann, Patricia, arrives to blackmail Lionel in order to return "the traveler" to Veritas, which is the secret, elite astronomy club that included the Luthors, Teagues, Queens and Swanns. While Luthor and Patricia battle it out, OG Lana and Chloe team-up to restore Kara's memories and powers in order to save Clark. Don't forget to leave those 5 stars!

Return of The Boss: A Smallville Tale The one and only Pete "The Boss" Ross makes his return as the hero who saved Amnesia Kara with his new stretching powers...from Kryptonite gum. After seeing how Clark has somehow made his life worse than before, Pete decides to get rid of the Luthors once and for all. Meanwhile, a web of lies continues to spread between Clark, Lionel, Kara and Lex. Sam Jones III (Blue Mountain State, Glory Road) makes a special guest return, and final appearance, as DC Comics original character Pete Ross. Don't forget to leave those 5 STARS!

Smallville Presents: Clark Kent's MINDFREAK Kara, now a waitress called Linda (#amnesia), gets located by Lex with Lois right behind him. After Lex offers her memory treatment, Bus Boy Finley takes Kara and Lois hostage and gives Lex a coma headshot. Since nobody else knows Kara's location, Clark decides to invade Lex's mind with the help of Lionel, Lana and Chloe. But what does Clark find inside? Lex's worst nightmare: a terrifying, little, pale, ginger boy by the name of Alexander.

The Battle of the Cry Babies! A new blonde woman with the power of a sonic scream makes her appearance as Lex's new hire. After she stops Chloe and Oliver from stealing Lex's info, Clark starts crying about Chloe being put in danger. Lana then starts crying because she misses Bizarro and hates Clark. Lex cries because Green Arrow is back in town. Lois cries because Oliver IS Green Arrow. And Lionel is crying because he lost his son with hair...again. With all that being said, who else misses Jimmy? We know Kara doesn't (hehe, amnesia)! Alaina Huffman (Supernatural, Riverdale) makes her first special guest appearance as DC Comics original character Dinah Lance, a.k.a. Black Canary. Don't forget to leave those 5 STARS!

Step aside Clana fans, it's time for Bizana. #TrueLove Weeks have passed and Lana couldn't be more in love with Fake Clark, a.k.a. Bizarro. Bizarro plots to destroy Clark while he's still frozen, but needs the help of Brainiac. Luckily, Lana, the Homeless Queen, knows just where to find him! When Clark is released from Jor-El, Brainiac manipulates him in order to find his creator, Dax-Ur, while also revealing the way to defeat Bizarro. Meanwhile, the Luthors' family drama is turned up a notch when Grant Grabiel returns to reveal how much of a better son he could be to Lionel than compared to Lex. James Marsters (Buffy: The Vampire Slayer) makes his return as DC Comics original character Brainiac. Don't forget to leave those five stars!

'Tis the Season to Put a Bomb on Chloe!Smallville's second Christmas episode is here and it's quite...explosive. At the Daily Planet office Lois stupidly answers a call from a phone that's not hers and what does she get? A bomb threat against Chloe from a man named Adrian who wants to expose Lex's illegal cloning experiments. Meanwhile, Chloe and Jimmy get stuck in an elevator together after their break-up. On top of all that, Clark is now super down to become a terrorist with Lana and wants to take Lex down...together (ew).For the fans out there, here's that unbelievable Jessica Simpson Christmas song.And, as always, remember to leave the show those 5 stars!

Finally...The REAL Lara episode!Clark gives in to the power of Kara's blue crystal and brings it to the fortress. After activating the crystal, Clark's biological mother, Lara, is back in the flesh. What's the catch? Well, she's not technically real and Clark also now has to deal with a copy of Kara's father, the perverted Uncle Zor-El. Clark is sabotaged with blue kryptonite, Lara looks at Lana once and calls her evil, and Chloe catches Lois taking Grant over his desk at the Daily Planet.Helen Slater (Supergirl, The Lying Game) makes her return as DC Comics original character Lara-El, Clark's Kryptonian mother.Christopher Heyerdahl (Hell on Wheels, Peacemaker) makes his return as DC Comics original character Zor-El, Clark's Kryptonian uncle.Don't forget to leave those five stars!

NEWS FLASH: Everyone Finds Out Lana Sucks!Lanaville's Journal: November 8th, 2007. Tonight, an insane woman becomes superhuman and cheats on her "boyfriend" by making out with her ex-husband.After another freak accident with Kryptonite and lightning ("Leech" iykyk), Lana is transferred Clark's powers. Lana then goes on an evil escapade in order to expose Lex's past and his secrets to the entire world. Clark, who still has his powers, tries everything possible in order to get her back to normal. Lois and Grant's "professional" relationship goes up a notch. Lex's team of scientists discover something new. Chloe shows how she's the number one best friend and ride-or-die. Don't forget to leave those five stars!

Kara, Pt. II: The Story That's Not About LaraThis week we finally get our first glimpse of Krypton in a flashback between Kara and her father, Zor-El, before the planet's destruction.Since Kara ran away from the farm because Clark is friends with a martian (racist much, Kara?), she has been trying to track down her Kryptonian crystal. Kara gets in over her head and Special Agent Carter captures her in order to extract alien knowledge. During the rescue mission, Clark sees his birth mother through Kara's memories. Lex wants to help, but Lionel makes him cry instead. Chloe finds a lead on a new story: Lana's new terrorist organization, The Isis Foundation.Don't forget to leave those five stars!

Lights, camera, and...CLANA SUCKS!!!After a murder attempt goes wrong on the set of the new Warrior Angel movie, actress Rachel Davenport is taken under Clark's wing until they find the killer. Lionel finally reappears, but is being held captive at a weed farm. Lana continues to scheme and tell lies. Lois investigates more into the Luthors, specifically Lex's lab at the dam and the properties around it. Chloe is now a loser after breaking up with Jimmy. Christina Milian (Man of the House, Be Cool) makes a special guest appearance as the action movie star Rachel Davenport. Don't forget to leave those five stars!

Smallville Presents: C.K. vs Doctor C.K.The Battle of the Immortals is here!Dr. Curtis Knox, a famous neurosurgeon, is introduced this week as an immortal man curing the meteor-infected. But Curtis seems to have his own agenda: taking the organs of certain patients in order to make his wife immortal. Before Chloe even does any research, she decides to ditch Jimmy to go get the cure from Dr. Knox. Clark sets out to stop her...with Lex's help?! Lana makes herself at home (gross) by continuing her web of lies. Martian Manhunter and Kara finally meet again at the House of Kent. Dean Cain (Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman) special guest stars as Doctor Curtis Knox, a character originally intended to be Smallville's version of DC Comics original character Vandal Savage. Phil Morris returns for another special guest appearance as DC Comics original character John Jones ("J'onn J'onzz"), a.k.a Martian Manhunter.Don't forget to leave those five stars!

Miss Sweet Corn v The Weather GirlsIt's time for the 100th Smallville Harvest Festival and what better way to bring in its new citizen than a beauty pageant filled with meteor freaks?Kara gets bored and enters the beauty pageant, against Clark's wishes (lame-o). Three new meteor-infected hotties from out of town plan to steal Smallville's secret treasure, which happens to have a Kryptonian secret. Lana is still homeless, so she makes her return to Clark in order to live at his farm. Lex continues to be out of his mind, but has new fans in the Domestic Security department. Grant Gabriel forces Chloe to actually work.Kim Coates (Sons of Anarchy, Back for Blood), returns to special guest star as recurring season seven character Special Agent Carter.Don't forget to leave those five stars!

Kara, the Last Daughter of KryptonIn the aftermath of Reeves Dam blowing up, Lois finds a red Kryptonian spaceship before it vanishes. The Daily Planet's new tool of an editor wants Lois to find out more and also hates Chloe. Clark finds out he has a super-hot-girl cousin named Kara Zor-El. Lex pulls off the impossible by winning Pervert of the Year. Oh and Lana is alive...who knew?!Laura Vandervoort (Instant Star, V, Bitten) makes her first official appearance as DC Comics original character Kara Zor-El, a.k.a. Supergirl.Don't forget to leave those five stars!

Today's top story: The House of El sucks!Welcome back for another round of the Smallville Legends stories with your two favorite hosts. Smallville meets Game of Thrones? Count us in. We dive deep into the origin story of our newest Smallville character, Kara a.k.a. Supergirl, and the events that led her to Earth. Krypton is on the brink of destruction and it seems to be intentional through the secret actions of Kara's father, Zor-El, and the OG General Zod. Throughout the story we meet fellow Kryptonians such as Kara, a new Top 10 character named Augo, and the unforgettable Stoner Mom of Kal-El, Lara. By the way, you're not better than us if you watched these episodes on your Sprint phone back when it aired (jk you are). Don't forget to leave those five stars!

New season, new Bizarro problems...?The era of Seventh Heaven Season begins. We continue the fight between Clark and Bizarro Clark that lasts the entire episode. John Jones comes to Clark to talk nonsense. Bizarro Clark becomes a kryptonite addict. Lois takes Chloe to the hospital to die and be resurrected. Lex gets saved and decides to prepare his legal defense for Lana's "murder". Phil Morris returns for another special guest appearance as DC Comics original character John Jones ("J'onn J'onzz"), a.k.a Martian Manhunter.Tom Welling continues his double role appearance as DC Comics original character Bizarro.Don't forget to leave those five stars!

The Award Show, Pt. VIWe're so f**king back and we're SO f**king better!Welcome back to our award show tradition for this bonkers of a sixth season. We return with plenty of categories with tons of nominations (big thanks to all the fans). As a surprise, we even brought back a special guest host for the end.Thank you to the new listeners and ESPECIALLY our ride-or-dies for staying with us on this wonderful ride of Smallville. As usual, enjoy the show!Don't forget to leave those five stars!

Town of Smallville v Phantom of QuebecSeason 6 is officially a wrap, bringing us the last phantom and this one is quite...bizarre.John Jones, a.k.a. Martian Manhunter, finally makes his return only to get severely wounded by the last phantom near a village in Quebec. Lex has been attempting to capture the phantom in order to take its DNA for his super army. Lana decides to leave Lex, and Clark…? Clark teams up with John Jones and Lionel to defeat the phantom. Chloe finally shows us her power! And finally, Lois rides into battle, welcoming sweet death like it's an old friend.Phil Morris returns for another special guest appearance as DC Comics original character John Jones ("J'onn J'onzz"), a.k.a Martian Manhunter.Tom Welling makes his first double role appearance as DC Comics original character Bizarro.Don't forget to leave those five stars!

Lois and Amazo sitting in a tree, k-i-l-l-i-n-g...?Ghost Recon meets Predator meets Amazo meets Smallville.Former U.S. special forces soldier, Wes Keenan, returns from the dead as a programmed superhuman killing machine that's under Lex's control. After a deal goes wrong with Senator Burke, Lex unleashes his new super assassin to kill him. Lex succeeds, but Lois is left as a witness and recognizes Wes as a childhood friend. Now, Lois gets Clark and Chloe's help to find Wes and return him back to normal in order to figure out what is going on. Don't forget to leave those five stars!

Smallville's extra, extra! Read all about it! That crackerjack kid Jimmy wants to secretly bang Luthor's dame...yahhhhseeee?Chloe and Jimmy's date night gets ruined by Lana (typical) when she ends up gunned down at the Daily Planet. #Lanaville. Someone ends up knocking Jimmy into his favorite noir film era. As he dreams of his alternative 1940s detective fantasy, he ends up finding clues to solve the real "murder" mystery. Aaron Ashmore (Killjoys, Locke & Key) special guest stars as recurring season six and original DC Comics character Jimmy Olsen.Don't forget to leave those five stars!

Clark v Lex: The Trial of FriendshipWhat happens when you mix Tomb Raider with plastic bombs and two ex-best friends in a tunnel system underneath the city? Answer: Lana the Liar, Smallville SheriffLex gets kidnapped by a soldier looking for her "dead" husband and threatens to blow up the tunnel system they're in if he doesn't reveal the information. Since Clark is a hero, he tries to rescue them. Since Lex is a liar, the bombs blow up and traps him and Clark inside with meteor rock all round them. Chloe now needs to figure out a way to help, but Lana is too concerned with threatening Lionel on a hospital bed and hacking Lex's computer. Don't forget to leave those five stars!

Sullivan v Luthor: Who's crazier?Since Gabe the Critter is long dead, why not bring the other parent that was never around? Her name: Moira Sullivan, top-grade meteor freak with the worst case of Smallville Coma you've ever seen. After Lex wakes up Chloe's mom from a catatonic state he uses her ability to control other meteor-infected people, which includes Chloe herself. Clark and Chloe work together to try and free Moira from Lex's experiments. Meanwhile, Lana gets some big news about her "miscarriage". Lynda Carter (Sky High, Wonder Woman) special guest stars as Chloe's mom, Moira Sullivan. Don't forget to leave those five stars!

Smackdown: Smallville EditionCan you smell what C.K. is cooking? Did you guess a knuckle sandwich for a new phantom? You guessed right! Clark and Chloe snag a lead on another phantom zone escapee, Titan, who happens to be a part of an underground fight club for meteor freaks. You'll never guess who is behind it all. Lois is back and needs a story to keep her job, so why not tag along and possibly die? As for Lana and Lex...well, let's just say that three is a crowd now at the Luthor Mansion. Glenn Jacobs, a.k.a. Kane (WWE RAW, See No Evil), special guest stars as phantom zone warrior Titan.Ashley Massaro (WWE Smackdown!, WWE Raw) special guest stars as fight club member Athena. Don't forget to leave those five stars!

The Wedding That Never WasThe big day is finally here ladies and gentlemen: The Luthor Wedding. The wedding where we commit lies, adultery, murder, and even have bad (wet) dreams (nightmares) the day of. On top of that, Clark's heart gets crushed even more by everyone around him. What's even worse? Lionel looks so damn good.Don't forget to leave those five stars!

Abducted: A Smallville StoryA scheme involving a doctor and Lex gets revealed where they use Tobias, a blind kid, to spot out meteor-infected people to use for their research. After Chloe is revealed to be one of them, she gets kidnapped, experimented on and returned with no recollection of the entire event. Clark and Jimmy team up to protect Chloe and, with Tobias' help, put a stop to Dr. Bethany's experiments . Meanwhile, Lana only cares about finding out Clark's secret. Aaron Ashmore (Killjoys, Locke & Key) special guest stars as recurring season six and original DC Comics character Jimmy Olsen.Don't forget to leave those five stars!

Scream: The Lanaville EditionWhat's your favorite scary...chisel? Smallville's classic seasonal trend makes a return when a random, obsessive stranger decides to stalk, the one and only, Lana Lang. Lana then asks for help from Chloe who then asks Clark to help with getting Jimmy's help because they broke up. All so Lana can look for secrets in Clark's underwear drawer. Also, R.I.P. Brady!Aaron Ashmore (Killjoys, Locke & Key) special guest stars as recurring season six and original DC Comics character Jimmy Olsen.Don't forget to leave those five stars!

Love Potion No. 9It's that time of the year again...VALENTINE'S DAY! Our boy Kal makes a lovely return after Lois kisses him with red kryptonite "love" lipstick, which puts her under its own love spell. Now unhinged, Clark decides to take his new lady to crash his favorite couple's engagement party, Lex and Lana, which even Martha is in attendance for (gross). Aaron Ashmore (Killjoys, Locke & Key) special guest stars as recurring season six and original DC Comics character Jimmy Olsen.Don't forget to leave those five stars!